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dullahandyke · 1 month
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yippee yippee yippee yippee eimear con haul!!!!
Hi. It was my birthday recently and I'm bad to shop for so instead of gifts I got money to spend at Kaizokucon. So here's a haul. Under the cut bcos I couldnt fit it nicely in one picture and I wanna ramble
ok we're gonna take it one picture at a time ^_^ the ID in the alt text explains what everything is if u just wanna see what i got without the rambling sure to come with it. links in rambling r to the artists of the fan stuff where i can find em ^_^ only one of them is a direct link to the product tho bcos some ppls shops r down and some ppl dont have all their stuff online. lemons_arent_green youre a real one
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Ok the flat stuff!!! black rock shooter poster bcos i already have a figure but i liek her... badass anime girl ily.... was so so sure i saw a reigen keychain but when i went to go get one there weren't any so i got this sticker sheet instead :3 SPEAKING OF KEYCHAINS!!! yippee yippee kaguya i love you youre my special little tiempsy. yue you are a gay anime boy with a cool design. tomoyo ive always felt a kinship with you and its because im a desperate dyke. monokuma is here ig 🙄 i put him on my carabiner and hes fun to stim with. i am not immune to the sdr2 fanboying. also full disclosure ive not watched naruto (its in the spreadsheet) i just thought funko pop sasuke keychain was really really funny. my son who stares into my soul. comparatively i dont have as much to say on the badges!! luka luka fever for real girlie ily. the bandori ones were blind bags and i got himari on my first try <3<3<3<3<3<3 sorry eve i kind of dont care. 🙁 the dr girlies i kinda picked at random based on who i've been vibing w lately.
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THE POKEMON DIORAMA!!!! its soooo cool, staff were setting up the trade hall so i was in there all day friday and this shop was one of the first to set up their stands and i was literally staring at it all day... so fucking awesome. the rings n the necklace r from the same shop look at them... im fucking obsessed w the catgirl necklace. literally look at her. i dont thiiink shes supposed to be a specific character but she might be. oh well. cat girl ily. aaaand the arisa stand is actually a little clip for papers n stuff!! she was also a blind box but specifically for popipa so i was gonna b happy w whoever <3
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MIIIIKUUUUUU MY PRINCESS MY EVERYTHING!!!!! she was calling to me she beckoned..... shes actually rlly big irl shes the biggest figure i have, replacing my kokoro one... shes the one where i audibly said 'it was my birthday i can buy things' bcos figures spencey... she wasnt too bad actually i just like bitching. 6 euro axel for scale
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BOOKS 💥💥💥 i was reading nana a while back and i dropped it but i gotta pick it up again... rlly pretty and awesome... aaaand the summer hikaru died!!! kay if youre seeing this then know you posting abt it convinced me <3 i originally got it bcos i was on door duty in a quiet area and didnt wanna spend my time draining battery life on my phone but after i bought it i realised that that was literally a terrible idea so <3 we'll get around to them soon
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FINALLLYYYYYY TSHIRTS!!! the top yellow one was my staff t-shirt, it has 'staff' on the back i was wearing it all weekend and yippee i love it.... emotional bond.... and if this is a safe space can i just say. if kaito was a woman? would. next up FAYE FUCKIN VALENTINEEEE!!! do u remember that post i made going thru all the sellers that were gonna b at the con that started like 'i hate shounen fans. name a woman'? well this is the seller i was talking about but all was forgiven in the name of FAYE ! GODDAMN ! VALENTINE ! ugh i love you girlie. and the last t-shirt was given out free to staff after the closing ceremony!! it was the tenth anniversary of kaizokucon so we got this awesomes design yay.... wore it to classes today hoping somebody would comment on it and nobody did 😌and in the middle i got CLOW CARRRDS BITCHES!!!!!! i saw them and immediately all thought left my fucking brain. i needed them. so important. the seller also recognised the axel in my fanny pack yippee!!!! a few people recognised him over the weekend actually and i was always like yes!! the him
anyway. yippee! yippee! yippee! yippee! yippee! yippee! yippee! yippee! yippee! con con con con con :)
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team7-headquarter · 1 year
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Naruto probably speaks in street terms all the time because he was raised alone among the people, with no one to correct him except from Iruka at school.
Yeah, people make fun of him for not knowing certain fancy words, but his whole class is full of clan kids so who else would be the best dealing with common people? How do they plan to take care of the village if half of them don't understand what the civilian kids and old ladies are talking about? What the shopkeeper is implying?
Also I'm convinced Sakura tries very hard to erase any street terms from her talk, but it's impossible near Naruto. Talking with Naruto is actually the easiest thing because she doesn't have to keep her speech clean, she doesn't have to pretend, and that's what makes Naruto so annoying. He brings the civilian girl out of her and that makes her appear weak or vulgar and she has enough issues trying to fit in when her whole class have cool kekkei genkais and she's just... Smart.
Sasuke is kinda jealous tho. He understands what they're saying because he's been living alone for time enough to have learn street language, but it's unnatural for him to speak on those terms. Even now his Uchiha education is too strong, keeping him isolated. He stares at Sakura and Naruto's banter with annoyance but it's longing he's feeling instead. He'd never regret his clan but sometimes the burden is too great for a 12 years old kid.
Kakashi is so proud of them even if they don't know how wonderful they are. His three students known so well the hardships of living in Konoha without a clan to shield you, and they use it to connect with the people around them in a more compassionate way.
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Bonus: Gai is out of himself with excitement the first time he hears Naruto and Lee discussing on an arrange of street terms that has all the other kids in shame. Sakura and Tenten keep trying to intervene with equal confusing terms and mister Uchiha himself is torn between showing he gets it or pretending he doesn't. He doesn't know which option would be more humiliating.
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avenger-hawk · 3 years
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"So, in a situation where Sasuke is back, these unresolved issues would come out completely, strongly, deeply, in a way that Kakashi himself wouldn’t expect. They’d come out unprompted, triggered by something Sasuke said or did, and they’d make Kakashi, usually guarded, composed, kinda aloof, act without thinking, unexpectedly."
Ohh! I'd love to read that! If you ever want to write it, that is. Do you have some headcanons in that setting? They don't have to be exactly about Kakashi's triggers, whatever you feel like sharing.
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I have some, as KS is one of the ‘bedtime stories’, more like movies, I more often play in my head tbh.
(putting it under readmore. pls don’t take this as yours, I might write a fic out of it in my time, not rushing)
One it’s about Konoha retrieving Sasuke after Itachi’s death, and a reluctant Kakashi being assigned to guard him. It’s a bit dark as Sasuke’s mind is totally focused on the fight and he has questions about his brother that no one can help him with, since Obito didn’t get to him.
This specific one you mention instead, has a post ending setting. After the war Sasuke is put in jail and even once he’s released, part of his chakra is sealed and so will stay for some time, until he’s not considered a threat anymore. He is pardoned but not allowed to live unsupervised, thus Kakashi becomes his guardian. He is not Hokage, or not yet, idk when he replaced Tsunade in canon tho.
Sasuke moves in Kakashi’s house. He sleeps in the sofa and helps him with chores. He only has a few belongings, the clothes he wore in Shinden and the few ones he’s given. He’s aloof, very silent and quite obedient -he was imprisoned and tamed into submission after all.
N*ruto and S*kura visit him or take him out at times but he doesn’t seem comfortable with them. At least not like he seems with Kakashi, who doesn’t talk much, whose house seems in order at a first glance, but opening cabinets it’s a different impression, so Sasuke has something to do when the elder has to work. Besides, Kakashi can summon dogs and Sasuke likes animals.
Sasuke is reserved, he doesn’t usually talk first, but when asked he replies sincerely to every kind of question. About his brother, of whom he’s always happy to talk about. About his mistakes, of which he’s ashamed of, having been taught how wrong they were. About the things he saw during his journey. And about his time with Orochimaru. The time he ditched his own sensei, the one who taught him the jutsu he created, the one with whom he shared an element affinity, as well as a deeper affinity, being both aloof and silent.
When Sasuke left the village Kakashi didn’t let it affect him, also because he had lost his precious people way before that, and even though he was fond of the youngest Uchiha, he told himself that the boy was doomed, for he hadn’t been able to overcome his need of revenge. Not that he hadn’t tried putting him on the right path, which was staying in the village, focusing on his duties, because only if he exhausted himself with work he would have been able to sleep, maybe, while everything else would have made him think and replay over and over the painful events from the past, which would have inspired future plans. For him working hard and sticking to the rules had worked, that’s why he insisted with his pupil, even though his favourite student didn’t listen to him.
Even though his favourite student joined Orochimaru, from whom he learned forbidden techniques and took poisons and drugs, to whom he gave his body. In more than one way. Kakashi knows because Sasuke told him, matter-of-factly, casually, just because such information fit as a reply to a question the elder asked.
This piece of information first is just a passing cloud in the Copy Ninja’s mind, but it gets heavier every day. The Uchiha is nonchalant about it, he still seems innocent despite having done things with the sannin. Kakashi is not a prude, and he reminds himself that he shouldn’t judge as kunoichi and shinobi are often assigned to missions where they have to distract a target seducing them or letting them do things to them. Yet he’s bothered, because it wasn’t a mission, it lasted for 3 years, and even more so, the boy ditched him, his teachings, his loyalty to the village, his very self, and followed a mad scientist, a pervert, a traitor, to whom he gave everything, from his mind to his body.
This thought gets heavier and harder to keep inside, even for an untalkative person like him, so it seeps out occasionally, usually as snide remarks that the younger doesn’t react to -Kakashi is not sure of he doesn’t get them or if he doesn’t mind, having been taught, while he was sealed in a cell and after, how wrong his actions had been.
Usually.
One time though, Kakashi’s bitter comment Sasuke talks back. He just remarks something, for the sake of accuracy, but the elder doesn’t expect it, because, even if the boy always had a sharp tongue, he hadn’t used it since he was out of jail.
The copy ninja doesn’t expect that his body moves on its own, his hand grabbing the boy’s throat, his arm showing him against the wall, his fingers not loosening, in fact taking strength from his whole body, to keep the other pinned.
Sasuke coughs a little, looking at his former sensei with his eyes wide in surprise. He doesn’t seem scared though; while the elder is tense and confused he’s curious.
“You’re angry...you want to punish me...” He whispers, for the other didn’t loosen his grip yet.
"Konoha punished you already,” The elder cuts short, but the other continues, his tone tentative, as if he’s trying to understand. And he’s succeeding.
“But you didn’t...” he whispers again, eyes peeking through his bangs.
“Do it...I don’t mind,“ his voice is a bit more audible now, as Kakashi’s grip is less tight now, the silver haired man’s usually quick mind hardly processing what he’s hearing -his subconscious hidden fears and desires wanting to come out yet at the same time fighting against his strained willpower.
“Do it,” Sasuke repeats, “I deserve it from you..."
When he swallows, after he’s done speaking, a shiver reaches Kakashi’s spine. He doesn’t expect his body -more specifically, his fist- to move on its own, again.
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mira--mira · 2 years
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This is random but I some weird (but cool) Naruto (/Boruto?) dream, and Sarada got to meet/summon up Madara. Less Edo-Tensei style, more... some kind of weird, flowy, your appearance is influences by how she sees you type thing.
Anyway, she gave Madara bunny ears. (Black ones, to match his hair.) Not because of any Kaguya stuff, but just because she thought they looked cute. He had a moment of being struck by grandfatherly affection, then composed himself and said, "... I'll allow it."
He also let her use his gunbai, but I forget why. It was neat seeing Madara be all like "Welcome (Officially) to the Uchiha Clan", tho.
(She gave Sasuke- adult Sasuke- cat ears, because she thought they suited him.)
Hashirama was there, too, and teamed up with Madara, both in whatever kinda fight was going on, and in the "Your our granddaughter now" energy.
I know this is all kinda goofy as hell, but I thought you might get a laugh out of it. And because I just thought Madara in bunny ears and being all grandfatherly over Sarada was cute. (Totally going with the headcanon of Sasuke just being the sperm donor, rather than him and Sakura actually being married. It just... fits better.)
Aww that's a super sweet dream, anon! Thank you for sharing! I loved imagining Madara with bunny ears and I can only imagine what Hashirama would say lol!
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tots-insane-ee · 3 years
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I wish I could draw. SO. DAMN. MUCH.
If I could, I would put the anime!children into different popular anime outfits
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Like damn
I saw some really cool fanart but it's not enough for my weeb soul
Here's my wish/idea list (part 1):
1. The Ino-Shika-Cho (Naruto)
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As much as I would like them in Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura's getup, I realized Shikamaru, Ino and Choji would fit them and their character so much better.
2. Shinigami outfits (Bleach)
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Anime Dot always reminded me of Rukia and I really want to see Yakko in Ichigo's outfit. ALSO THEY WOULD HAVE THEIR SPECIAL SWORD AND EVERYTHING, BIG YES TO THAT-
3. Exorcist outfits (D.Gray-man)
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Same appeal as the last one 👆
4. Senkuu, Taiju and Kohaku (Dr. Stone)
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This is also a character fitting one, even tho Yakko isn't as big brain as Senkuu, but the smug sassy attitude is fitting. Kohaku is badass and just kinda gives off strong-feminist vibes as Dot. Taiju is a sweet boi and Wakko is also a sweet boi. It's meant to be
5. Jujutsu sorcerer outfits (Jujutsu Kaisen)
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Same as 2 and 3
Also these would make pretty sick AUs, not gonna lie...
Hmmm...
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hongism · 2 years
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Hello! Miss Caly! I’m the anon from a while back who talked about worrying that moc might end like Naruto/Bleach. I saw your answer so I came to clarify. I’m sorry for my unclear ask. 🥺 What I meant by moc having a Naruto/Bleach ending was that everyone ends up married and with children. (Even worse if the pairing didn’t have any time to develop their relationship, but that’s not something I worry about, because you put so much thought in the characters and their interactions and relationships with other characters. It’s truly amazing.) So yeah, that’s what I was talking about! I really liked both series (especially Bleach which is one of my favorite anime shows ever), so I was kinda disappointed that a show like that, which wasn’t about romance in the first place, made marriage and children their end game. Especially as a shonen anime. In general, I think marriage/children doesn’t have to be the end game and doesn’t represent what happiness looks like for a lot of people, so… I have no idea where I’m getting with this. Maybe it also annoyed me, because I’m one of very few people I know that do not want children, but that’s not the main point. I’m sorry, I’m rambling. Ultimately, it’s your story (obviously) and you can and should do with it whatever you want. I will support you 100% no matter the outcome and you’ll forever be one of my favorite authors. Also, I gotta say, even though a lot of unexpected things happened in moc that got me a little distressed at first, it overall just fits together so well and just makes sense. So I trust you with where you’re going to take moc and I can’t wait for it! Reading the new chapters has really become one of the highlights of my month (or whenever you get around to finish a chapter!). ✨ I just felt like sharing my 2 cents and what I said was mainly aimed at the shows I mentioned above. And I’m also aware that I might be in the minority by thinking like that, I’m sure a lot of people like how those shows ended. I hope my ask makes sense, because I feel it’s just all over the place and I apologize for that. But now I’m curious, what did you think about the endings and the topic overall? Have a good night, and I look forward to your reply. 🥰
whew hi hello friend!! i'm so sorry it's taken me so long to sit down and write a response to your ask, attention span out the mfing window 😵 but !! no need to apologize pls it's quite alright <33 it's funny bc my sister and i had a discussion about the ending of naruto the other day again and we were both lamenting how it ended and how it felt as tho all the years of progress that went into building the characters and their personalities kinda just went so far out the window at the end? i personally hated the end and how sakura and sasuke ended up getting together and having kids after YEARS of sasuke being so borderline mean to her?? and bleach is one of those shows where i felt like the attitude of the show didn't lend itself to marriage or romance either so it was a bit of an unpleasant curveball for me as well, i didn't enjoy it bc of that either!
so! im getting side tracked already but i mean to say that i agree with you. especially as someone who doesn't think that marriage and children need to be end game in real life or represent what happiness and success looks like either. in terms of moc, i honestly haven't even thought about any of the characters having children of their own, and even with luca being in the picture now, i would say that no one should get overly comfortable with the way things are now and that there's always room for change.
in terms of marriage, that's something i've thought about for sure, but to be honest i can't possibly see it working and making sense with the gravity of the series in that the emotionality and serious nature to the story right now is one that i can't imagine lending itself to marriage well. and again, i'm not someone who thinks marriage needs to be end game, if two people wish to make a commitment to each other then that's all good and well but i think that commitment can come without marriage as well! if you're in the minority tho, i'm right there with you bc i agree with you!!
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something-like-air · 3 years
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Hello there ❤️
For fanfic asks meme - B, C and T
HI IM SORRY THIS LITERALLY TOOK LIKE TWO WEEKS thank you so much for the ask, though! i have so much fun writing these!!!
B - Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?
Hmm not stories specifically, but occasionally scenes and relationships? I think when it comes to familial relationships, most of my own personal experiences have been reflected in what I write for Itachi - feeling awkward, a little out of sorts (I grew up close to my dad but spent the most time with my mom's family - I never fit in entirely). For romance, I think the Oven Bird - as far as it's about Karin and Sasuke - reflects a lot of real life experiences on my end.
C - What character do you identify with most?
Organically, I would say Itachi. I'm the most like him in terms of personality and history. I think I also have a lot in common with Sakura, though I don't write her often, and actually find her very difficult to write.
T Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?
Hehe there are a lot! I'd say it's cant stand so much as - there are ones I won't read and will drop a fic for. I don't usually like 'girl fixes man' tropes, especially when the dude is a villain. I like girls who have as much baggage as dudes and I usually try to avoid like - writing a woman who WANTS to save a dude and instead needs saving (in a moral/lifestyle way) herself. Mmm I also dislike a lot of ANBU and Akatsuki AUs? Out of the K12, I think only Neji and Tenten would make good ANBU, and in general, I don't think the Akatsuki were super open to recruiting new people, especially from Konoha. I uh also don't like attraction based on strength or power unless it's Karin, since she does experience that in canon--that one is kinda particular tho and it's only specific things I don't like. But I also tend to write around the ninja aspect of things hehe so it probably ties in with that as well?
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artemisunicorn · 3 years
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Naruto Shippuden Openings Ranked
Aight y'all, I said I would do this months ago, so here we are.
Just like my last ranking post, I have no real reasons as to why I like this OP over that one. They're just poor reasons and explanations that I'll probably change my mind about after posting.
But yeah, this is gonna be a long post, so let's get to it.
Also just a disclaimer- I had a very difficult time ranking the openings, especially at the bottom. Just note that I like and enjoy every OP except one.
Actual ranking is below the cut because yay I can use my laptop to make posts now :D
Number 20 - Tsuki no Ookisa - OP 14
I always thought this was called “Size of the Moon” or something like that
This OP
Oh boy
I used to just hate this one with a passion
And I still do!
Okay not literally, but it’s still my least favorite
I see what they were going for
Red, black and white vibes
It’s….okay?
And the song
Yeeesh
It just doesn’t make me feel anything but the huge urge to skip it
I’m so sorry if you really like this OP but goodness I really don’t like it
It’s one of the only ones I don’t like vs don’t mind
I will say
The end though?
Where its showing the freeze frames of everyone
That looks great
Itachi at the beginning looks great
It definitely has its moments, but just not enough to make me really enjoy it
Number 19 - Hotaru no Hikari - OP 5
Or as I like to call it
SHA LA LA-
I already know y'all but to come for me on this one I'm sorry
This opening is,,,okay…
Now that I’ve seen all of them, I kinda have this bias of “I know what the next opening is and that’s a whole BANGER” so I kinda sleep on this one
But its not bad
I always love the Naruto and Sasuke parallel shots
Just not up there for me
Number 18 - Guren - OP 15
Another OP I lowkey just disregard after watching all of them because we all know what follows this one
But it’s not bad at all
I love the split screens
And then it all comes together
Kakashi and Obito’s split screen looks amazing
Actually, all of their shots look amazing
The song goes well with the visuals
I love the colors they used
Seeing Madara is always a treat
The shot of the hokage is good
But uhhh
Yeah that’s about all I got
Number 17 - Newsong - OP 10
Don't kill me plez
A lot of people don’t like this OP
I can see where they’re coming from
But it's goofy and wacky, and honestly not so bad
It ain’t nowhere near top tier, but I can enjoy it more times than not
The part where they’re running and do a lil jump
That took me out when I first saw it
The animation is supposed to accompany the wacky feel, and I feel that the animators had a lot of fun with this one
Overall, I don’t dislike this OP like most
I actually like it
But admittedly, it’s not strong
It’s very cute tho
It makes me smile
That team jutsu though
What the hell
I don’t know how I feel bout that
Also B falling
That was a nice addition
Also also Sasuke refused to be a part of this wacky ass OP which I love
Number 16 - Niwaka Ame ni mo Makezu - OP 13
This OP is fine
It doesn’t really do anything for me until the 5 Kage are shown fighting Madara
Which looks great by the way
But also gives me storm 3 war flashbacks
It’s pretty overall
Like all the parts with Naruto look really good
The individual shots of the 5 Kage and Sasuke are meh
I don’t really care for that part
Overall, ehhh
Number 15 - Moshimo - OP 12
I’m not gonna lie
I totally forgot about this OP
It’s fine
Nothing really excites me
I do like 2 parts though
Where Ay tries to punch Minato and he gets out of the way to fist bump baby B
And when Naruto is in the middle and it zooms out to show Kushina and Minato behind him
The song is good
Overall, okay opening
I was torn over whether to put this one above or below OP 13, but I decided above because I like the ending part more
Number 14 - Toumei Datta Sekai - OP 7
Another OP I really slept on
A lot of people really adore this one but I just don't see it??
It takes a second to kick off
It really only gets started for real when we see Pain and the trio’s flashbacks
After that, it’s pretty good
The music picks up, the visuals start getting quite interesting
And that Pain v Naruto moment where they just stare at each other and it shows both faces
Looks amazing
And of course, Kakashi brings some spice into the mix
It’s always a great time when we can see him in action
Makes me wish we got the girls v Konan though
But yeah, the shot with Naruto falling in
From then on, it's incredible
Number 13 - LINE - OP 18
From here on, these OPs are just the ones I love
This OP is a major breather
The song is very slow and nice
Visually, I love the choice in focusing on one thing at a time
Once character at a time
It looks very nice
The little destiny shard flying around
And I love how there’s variants in who interacts with the shard at the very end
My favorite is Itachi because he gives the shard to us and I’m not crying you are
It’s really pretty too
Not much to say here
I just really like it
It’s not top tier, but it’s a great OP nonetheless
Number 12 - Closer - OP 4
THAT SHOT AT THE BEGINNING
Where everyone is looking back
I absolutely love it
I absolutely must know if the budget was actually blown on Hidan spinning his scythe
The shot looks great though
Another vibe kinda opening
The ending is so cute with Naruto jumping in the air
they did that to cover the gaping hole in our hearts
ASUMA WHY
Also I completely forgot there was a second version until I saw it while pulling up the link
First version is better
Number 11 - Lovers - OP 9
That beginning part with the camera cutting and focusing on the three
Yeah that right there is great
And the explosion behind Killer B
Love that shit
They really went all out for the aesthetic kinda look
And it really pays off because the OP looks very very good
The song is pretty good too
But I probably wouldn’t listen to it outside of what’s in the OP
Every shot with Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura on the divide is really good
Number 10 - Blood Circulator - OP 19
Ah the top 10
Another song that is hype asf
I honestly prefer the third version with Naruto and Sasuke
But even still, this OP is pretty great
It’s a lot better visually in the second version because there’s not a lot of lingering shots
I love the shots of Minato, Kushina, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Itachi and Iruka
But I also love that the whole first version is summed up in no time in the second and we move onto better shots
But the third version is the best visually
With the fights and flashbacks
And the ending with Sasuke staring and Naruto crying and then they fight
That rasengan is great
But even still, all versions look pretty good
I really don’t have that much to say about this one
I enjoy it quite a lot
Number 9 - Hero’s Come Back!! - OP 1
Everybody and they mama be dancing to this I swear
It’s a bop and a half
Honestly what a great way to start the series
I’m bopping every time it comes on
And that shot of Gaara holding out his hand before he don’t feel so good
My heart
I mean, what else can I say about this one
It’s just great
3..2..1 MAKE SOME NOISE
Number 8 - Totsugeki Rock - OP 11
First things first
THE SONG????
IT’S A WHOLE BOP
EVERY TIME I HEAR IT
I GET SO HYPE
Naruto’s face at the beginning caught me off guard the first time I saw it
Visually, this OP isn’t bad at all
I actually really enjoy this OP a lot
It makes me dance and headbang lmao
I would say the song carries this one, but nah
The visuals really go well with the song
I really don’t have much to say about this one
It really is just so fun and hype
And I really love it
Number 7 - Kaze - OP 17
This OP is very pretty
It’s another one I slept on
It’s animated so well
All of the freeze frames we see are stunning
And it’s animated very well
Also long Kakashi segments always get extra points from me
And this one is gorgeous so even more points
I love the kinda traditional style they were aiming for with the textures
The cuts to the hand signs are good too
Also in sync with the music which y’all know I love
The aesthetics in general are just so lovely
NIGHT GUY YESSSS
HE LOOK AMAZING IN THIS STYLE
This OP has some of the best visuals in all of the OPs
I can’t even express how beautiful it looks
And seeing Minato and Rin slowly fade by as Obito falls and Kaguya is revealed
So good
The song goes well with the visuals too
The song in general slaps
Overall, very good
Number 6 - Distance - OP 2
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
Okay SUE ME, I’M A BITCH FOR DISTANCE OKAY
I just love this mcfuckin opening so much
It caught my attention when I first started watching Shippuden
And it’s very pleasing to look at
Also that “Thank you my friend”
Hits me every time
And overall it’s a vibe kinda opening
The walking scenes are the best
Not a lot going on on the eyes, but it still looks really good
Honestly, it’s probably my favorite OP, but it’s not the best OP
And I’m a sucker for the emotions
And this OP brings it hard
It’s definitely ranked higher than most would put it, but I can only put it so low
I love this OP so much
Number 5 - Karano Kokoro - OP 20
Holy fuck
This OP
Damn near brings me to tears every time
This OP was,,,,well,,the end
This was the conclusion of the story
And my goodness y’all
It still hits me in the feels
The visuals with this one carry it on home
It hits hard seeing everyone growing up
Let’s talk about the visuals shall we
Starting right from the beginning
Shikamaru just sitting as the music comes in
By the way, the music fits so well with everything
But yeah, seeing him just look up with this soft music just warming your heart
And then it cuts to the shogi board so we know exactly what he’s thinking about
Then to Sasuke
Sasuke
With everything that’s happened with him, just seeing him be able to just breathe
It’s everything y’all
And then we get to see Naruto’s stone face up there with the rest of the hokage and then to this lovely vibe
Naruto and Sasuke doing the hand sign that saved the world
"Tell me the story of your life"
That shit right there
They knew what they were doing when they chose this song y'all
InoShikaCho eating some barbeque
Kiba being loved to death by Akamaru and Hinata smiling
Do y’all see why this just makes me so happy yet?
Free Kakashi points
The shot of Naruto as hokage
That part got me good when I first saw it
And even a little now
Lee, TenTen, and Temari showing that they’ve still got it
The zoom in on InoShikaCho to Ino saving Sai
THE WHOLE EVOLUTION OF NARUTO AND SASUKE
THE HIGH FIVE
THE P I C T U R E
HOW ARE Y’ALL NOT CRYING
The story has finally come full circle
And there's finally peace
It’s just overwhelming happiness
I really love this OP so much
Number 4 - Blue Bird - OP 3
HABATAITARA MODORANAI TO ITTE
Blue Bird slaps
Visually, it’s absolutely incredible
Like that one part
Y’all know that part I’m talking about
Where Sasuke and Naruto do that parallel switch
*chefs kiss*
It’s just so good
AND THAT’S ONLY ONE PART
THE WHOLE THING IS JUST SO PERFECT
AND IT REALLY GOES SO WELL WITH THE SONG
Y’all better know by now how much I love the visuals synced with the music
And this song delivers on that
I know I have so much to say about this one, but I’m not gonna remember to say it until after I post
I prefer the second version (even though it’s just the same animation from Closer)
MEZASHITA NO WA
AOI AOI ANO SORA
Number 3 - Diver - OP 8
Let me get this out of the way
I LOVE Diver
It’s another OP that just always got my attention from the get go
They really calmed down with the visuals on this one
Instead opting to have the very pleasing gentle visuals that match so well with the song
And then he gets blasted out of the water and it gets SO GOOD UGH
All the hidden gems you don’t recognize until you rewatch it after seeing everything come together
I love that
And then Sasuke coming in to get all up in Naruto’s personal space just to fuckin chidori the shit out of him
It’s quite sad
But then his friends just lift him up
My heart
Then he wastes no time just rushing in to save Sasuke in the same 30 seconds as when Sasuke attacked him
It really shows his character
But also it was a whole direct reference to how Sasuke was looking over him back when he first left in the rain
That’s the subtle little hidden gems I love to see
Also the music just slaps so hard???
Like hello??
Who told y’all to make something so good????
And did I mention that I just love the visuals??
Number 2 - Sign - OP 6
EVERYBODY SHUT UP THIS IS MY SHIT
I REALIZE THE SCREAMING PAIN
HEARING LOUD IN MY BRAIN
BUT I’M GOING STRAIGHT AHEAD WITH THE SCAR
*drums going ham and guitar absolute shredding*
CAN YOU HEAR ME
CAN YOU HEAR ME
CAN YOU HEAR ME
SO AM IIIIIIIIIII
Okay now that that’s out of the way,,
THIS SONG FUCKING GOES HARD Y’ALL
IT’S SO HYPE
I am ashamed to admit that I used to sleep on this OP
Wait….
Both Sign and Silhouette have people turning to look at the camera-
And they’re both so good…
Dare I say…
Is this a….SIGN
I’ll leave now..
The opening part with Jiraiya and Naruto and then Sasuke and Itachi
My heart y’all please
AND THEN THE CHORUS
AND THE VISUALS
Y’ALLLL
ALL THE SHIT WAS GOING DOWN IN THIS ARC
AND THE VISUALS STILL GET ME HYPED TO THIS DAY
EVERY MOMENT IS JUST GREAT
There really isn’t a single second where I wanna look away
I can’t gush about this OP enough y’all
It’s so damn good
Also y’all know I gotta mention the hair whip
I’ve never felt pain like I did for Jiraiya and Itachi
It still hurts
But the OP
It’s just amazing
It still gives me goosebumps
UGH OKAY OKAY I’M DONE GUSHING
OR ELSE I’LL GO ON FOREVER
OKAY ONE MORE THING
But as I’m rewatching all of the OPs for this, I just fell all the way in love with the show again because of this OP
Number 1 - Silhouette - OP 16
Speaking of silhouette
We all been knew
From the get go, it’s just a blast
The song and visuals are a match made in heaven
Oh, and don’t think I won’t be gushing about them individually
Firstly
The song
KANA-BOON need to chill bruh
This song is SO GOOD
A BANGER
A BOP
WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT
THEY WENT TOO HARD ON THIS SONG
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
AND THE LOOK OF THE OP???
STARTING WITH EVERYONE TURNING TO THE CAMERA ONLY FOR OBITO TO SHATTER IT WITH HIS LOOK
TO THE WHOLE SERIES RECAP UP TO THAT MOMENT
IT’S AMAZING
I CAN’T EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS Y’ALL
The colors pop
It’s so pleasing to the eye
All of the transitions and smooth animations
Like Obito and Madara aging up (and down)
The quick flash of baby Kakashi and baby Obito before we even see Madara’s aging transitions
Y’all know I love the camera focus/glitch effect and it’s used a lot here
Naruto’s aging up while running
The switch between the static look to the smooth look
And the pencil drawn kinda look
They really went so hard on this OP
MADARA’S BREAKDANCE MOVES AND FLIPS?!?!??!
Everyone getting the cloak
That shot of Rin spinning in time with the music
ALL OF THE FAST CUTS OF WHAT’S TO COME AS THE GUITAR FINISHES UP THE SONG
Everything is always synced perfectly with the music and it really just makes it so much better
Especially because the song is so fast paced
To match up the visuals with individual words and not just full measures or half measures
Like just one example
Obito walking and him aging up
All synced with the music
Y’all
I can go on about this opening FOREVER
It’s a true masterpiece
Right, well that's my ranking. Took many hours but I'm pretty happy with it for now.
My ranking will be completely new by tomorrow morning
But yeah please hit me up if you disagree/agree with the ranking. I love discussing these kinds of things with people!
This is starting to sound like a youtube outro
Also unfortunately no gifs to make the post pretty this time ;-; I'm having technical difficulties.
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italian-pastry · 3 years
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CHART TIME CHART TIME (I highly encourage you to zoom in and look at everyone I spent a while on them)
Also, if you look closely enough, you’ll see two new faces in the crowd ;)
Underneath the cut, I’ll explain the lines between people, and go into detail for the newbies! Basically, there’s a lot of stuff under the cut that you might wanna check out ;)
Name Reference (in case you forgot or you’re new here): Starting at the very tippy top with the Purple-To-Yellow lady, this is a list of everyone going counterclockwise. (the bolded ones are the new guys) 1. Nozomi Togota - 23 2. Chieko Ojirou – 22 3. Kosuke Kirishima – 19 4. Mieko Kirishima-Bakugou – 17 5. Toshi Midoriya – 17 6. Takeo Shinaro-17 7. Tozen – 17 8. Arisu Tetsukendou- 17 9. Takiyo Asui– 16 10. Kazumi Yuyu- 16 11. Satoshi Yaoyarozu - 15 12. Utano Yaoyarozu - 15 13. Minako Ashido - 15 14. Ezumo Uraraka – 14 15. Makairo Yuyu - 13 16. Akio Kirishima-Bakugou – 13 17. Yukio Aoyama - 12 18. Arakan Midoriya - 12 19. Hiroki Kirishima-Bakugou – 11 20. Akihiko Tetsukendou - 10 21. Ryuji Oirou – 9 22. Teruko Iida - 8 23. Koharu Iida – 8 24. Kinuyo Shoji – 8 25. Youdai Midoriya – 6 26. Nikko Togota - 5 27. Kana Kirishima-Bakugou - 3 28. Tatsuhiro Kirishima-Bakugou – 3 29. Taishiro Ojirou - 1 30. Tsuki Asui – less than a year 31. Masashi Shinaro - Newborn 32. Maemi Shinaro - Newborn Yes there are 32 of these clowns and I love all of them.
Onto the new guys!
Kosuke Kirishima: I refer to him as Sasuke in my head. He is the only son of Natuso and an OC of mine, Emiko! Emiko is also Kirshima’s older sister, which is where Kasuke got his last name from, so no, he is not an affair baby or secret twin sibling.(You can bet your ass Natuso would take the first chance he got to ditch his dad’s name and so here we are.) He is 19, very handsome, and is starting work in Hero Support! His name means “Rising Sun”
Kinuyo Shoji: Created simply because I had a cool idea for her quirk. She is the only daughter of Shoji and a Still-Unnamed OC of mine. (I feel bad I still haven’t named her. She’s been here for a while.) Kinuyo is a lil spider lady and does ballet! Her name means “Generation of Silk” (because haha spider)
Now to the lines! This might take a while....... Please note that some things I won’t be going into detail for because of either story/character reasons, or I want you guys to imagine your own reasons as for why these folks are connected!
Red (Crushing?) [please note that the crush only applies from where the arrow is coming from to where the arrow is going]: - Kazumi -> Toshi and Tozen. You’re typical “I’m in love with two boys and I don’t know what to do!!!!!” Storyline (Extra points since you’ve got the Bad Boy and the Boy Next Door aesthetics). I think it fit well with Kazumi’s Trope-Filled life and could lead to some fun humor. - Makairo -> Satoshi. I think it’s more of an admiration sort of thing. Makairo thinks Satoshi is super cool because she’s cool and punk and not like those other preppy girl Makairo knows. - Koharu -> Akio. This is one of those little puppy crushes kids get. It’s also Koharu - once again - trying to seem cool and mature by crushing on an older boy (although if she rlly was trying to pull that off, there are better choices than a 13 year old himbo) - Nikko -> Mieko. Man the Kirishima-Bakugous sure are irresistible aren’t they. Yet again another puppy crush. Nikko thinks Mieko is super cool for being strong and heroic. I didn’t include this, but she also thinks Kazumi is awesome for being a real life Magical Girl.
Orange (Best Friends) [friend groups will be listed all together]: - Mieko, Toshi, Tozen, and Arisu - Takeo, Satoshi, and Utano. Their parents visit each other a lot, so these guys saw a lot of each other growing up. Fancy Boy, Pastel Punk, and Sk8r Boi. - Minako and Kazumi.  - Ezumo, Arakan, and Hiroki. Middle Child cluuuuuuub.  - Makairo, Akio, and Yukio. These three would be the funniest thing together. Makairo is always yelling at Akio for being a “Typical Jock” cough cough Himbo and Yukio is constantly keeping her from punching people. Akio is here for moral support. I just....... THE POTENTIAL YOU GUYS. - Koharu, Teruko, Kinuyo, and Youdai. Koharu, Kinuyo, and Youdai all attend the same dance lessons, and Teruko is here because wherever her sister is she is right there behind her to make her laugh. - Taishiro, Tsuki, Masashi, and Maemi. Babies. Their parents got them together and they kinda just stuck. Babies don’t care about nothing, and they get into as many shenanigans as 4 literal babies can get.
Yellow (friends) [I don’t really know why I made this and orange separate but here we are]: - Kosuke, Akio, Kana, and Tatsuhiro. Cousins doing dumb cousins things together like cousins do. They do experiments with Kosuke’s gadgets a lot, and cause the appropriate amount of destruction an inventor and children who share blood with Bakugou would. - Mieko, Toshi, Takiyo, Takeo, and Arisu. (If this were to be a full blown story thing, these guys + Tozen would be the main characters. Takiyo maybe less than the others tho since he is still baby (haha 16 year old)) - Minako, Satoshi, and Utano.  - Minako and Ezumo. Fashion buddies! - Akio and Akihiko. Their families practically live at each others houses, and these are two idiot boys around the same age. They get into harmless trouble a lot. - Yukio and Hiroki. Nervous kid cluuuub. They’re less nervous when they’re with each other, and they like talking about movies. - Arakan, Akihiko, Ryjui, and Nikko. Hero Club! They talk about heroes and how cool they are! Their research includes current heroes (their parents) and cool heroes of the past (Like GrandPa Toshinori!!!)
Green (Complicated) [complicated]: - Chieko, Ryuji, and Taishiro. Chieko moved away when Ryuji was 4 and Taishiro wasn’t even born. She wants to be involved with them, but she’s so far away and avoids their parents, so it’s hard. Ryuji doesn’t entirely understand, but he likes it when he gets to call his sister and she can tell him about all the cool America things she’s doing! - Makairo and Kazumi. Not actually not that complicated. Makairo hates heavily dislikes Kazumi for being a prep, but Kazumi believes it’s just a phase (which it probably is), so she’s not as respectful of Makairo as she should be and is patronizing. It’s tense.
Blue (hostile) [just means someone is a rude lil punk]: - Makairo and Akio. It’s just Makairo saying “Jock (derogatory)” and Akio saying “haha cool” every 10 minutes - Masashi, Tsuki, and Taishiro. Masashi is a little brat, and the other two are babies, so none of them really mind. Masashi just makes angry faces at them.
Purple (Had a falling out): - Chieko and Nozomi.
Familial relationships will be spelled out in my family tree post, whenever that comes out because GOD KNOWS how long that’ll take.
Hoooooo that was a lot. See y’all next time!
@questionableholidayreally ;D
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naruthings · 4 years
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THE NEJITEN FANFICTION RECOMMENDATION MASTERLIST
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oh, anon, the lack of nejiten fics thrive in the hearts of many… i may have similar experiences myself……………
but fear not, i have searched far and wide and i have returned and came back stronger than ever before!!! after re-reading every single nejiten fic i have on my favorites… handpicked the best ones and returned with even more fic recs!!! so ladies and gentlemen, i present to you, only THE BEST NEJITEN FICS YOU WILL READ ON FANFICTION DOT NET. HERE WE GO!!!
HALL OF FAME: ONE-SHOTS
THE BEST one-shots you will find on the site. Some are fluffy, some are sad, some will make you want to rip your heart out. But rest assured that without a doubt these fics are the absolute frivvy. These will not disappoint!
Tier 1: Spring — Here we appreciate the beauty of simplicity. Fics full of fluff and spunk that end in one and will make you end up feeling peppy and happy afterwards. A refreshing break from the complexities of life, short and sweet but nicely written, representing everything bright and new and blossoming, but most importantly, pure. So, friends, get your toothbrushes ready, because you are in for a sweet ride!
Tags: fluff, romance, humor, family, friendship
1. The Kissing Booth by BrownEyedHoneyBadger
— “ Lee was already reaching for a dollar inside his pocket. Mentally, Tenten began to scream. No. No. NO. This could not be happening. She should get up and run. Screw charity work. She was not kissing the guy whose eyebrows were furrier than the school mascot.”
Comments: A great start into the journey. NEJI IS SO GODDAMN SMOOTH. basically this fic is incredibly witty and genius. ugh!!
2. Psst! by Arkana
— “Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. “
Comments: I BUST MY ASS LAUGHING AT THIS ONE. I SWEAR THIS IS THE BEST, SWEETEST MOST IDIOTIC SHIT I HAVE EVER READ. PLS GIVE IT A GOOO
3. Conversations: Somniloquy by Mendori-chan
— “Neji. Your spit is warm.“
Comments: A storytelling all in dialogue. The perfect reenactment of something supposed to be short and sweet. I loved the dialogue and continue to love it!!
4. Godiva by Toboe Lonewolf
— “Neji had broken one of the most hallowed rules known to woman. ‘Thou shalt not steal her chocolate.’ Tenten’s going to make sure he never does it again. At least, not without her permission.”
Comments: just the fluffiest fluff out there!!
5. Screw Chivalry by Hearts and Stuff
—  “Tenten didn’t want to do it. Really. But Neji shouldn’t have been such a butt.”  
Comments: FUNNY AND HUMOROUS. I loved this so much! Has one of my favorite dialogue in any fic, really. PROBABLY REREAD THIS LIKE 100 TIMES IN 7TH GRADE
6. Hindsight by YamiPaladinofChaos
— “Sasuke and Tenten, on a date? Neji is not happy, not in the least. And of course, it’s all Naruto’s fault. No, really. It is.”
Comments: Okay, THIS SHIT WAS HILARIOUS. OH MY GOD. THANK U FOR THIS WONDERFUL AND FUNNY ASS FIC. kinda gets weird tho but i guess it’s part of the appeal.
7. I’m a Kunoichi, But by notesonlife
— “Tenten and Neji read a feminist book. And of course, trouble ensues, as Neji becomes increasingly aware that Tenten is currently, and may have always been, a girl.”
Comments: So, guys, notesonlife has always been one of my favorite authors early on my nejiten phase, and this is one of my favorites. please read their other stories as well!
8. The Problem with Hats by Aquarius Galuxy
— “Broken a/c, a tipped-over Weinermobile, and a girl who can’t seem to stop bugging him. It seems as if Neji’s day can’t get any worse than this.”
Comments: A sweet, well written fic by one of the writing senpais herself, @aquariusgaluxy ! I love both Neji and Tenten here so much!! NEJI IS SO FCKN CUTE HERE!! AND CHEEKY TENTEN!!!! AAA
9. Mission: Reverse Nejiten by Adelle-chan
— “Tired of all the failed attempts, Naruto uses Lee’s beliefs to get the two together. Or sort of.”
Comments: HOLY CRAP THIS WAS GREAT AND FUNNY AS HELL. Characterization is on point. This is my definition of a perfect naruto fic — where the other characters interact with the ship and the dynamic is great, like it’s part of the main story all along. i fucking love this one.
10. Truth Be Told by Mistress of Sarcasm
— “Hyuuga Neji falls for Tenten the day she almost broke his nose. Tenten doesn’t think of Hyuuga Neji as boyfriend material until an hour before he confesses.”
Comments: Holy crap! this was sweet as fuck! also one of the OG fics I want you all to read. Please give it a try!
11. Fifty Winks by Sandataba
— “Oversleeping is sometimes a good thing.”
Comments: Nice and Fluffy. shit u want to eat. I found the last part super cute!!!!! STILL think abt this fic from time to time.
12. Boxers by notesonlife
— “In which Tenten reorganizes Neji’s underwear drawer, and Neji decides to propose.”
Comments: OKAY, THE FLUFF IN THIS ONE WAS SIMPLY TOO MUCH. IT WAS TOO GOOD MAN. PERFECTION.
13. Rush Hour by Poisoned Scarlet
—  “It was during one of those days; when the crowd was at it’s fullest, that he strolled into the shop and inadvertently humiliated her.”
Comments: Heehee. this one was cute.
14. Actions Speak Louder by Lotos-Eater
— “Short oneshot containing a dangerous amount of fluffiness. The surgeon general recommends you brush your teeth immediately after reading.”
Comments: HOLY FUCK. THIS ONE WAS SO, SO CUTE. ISTG THIS SHIT WAS. AAAAAAA. JUST PERFECT. *CHEF’S KISS* PERFECT.
15. Keeping Up Appearances by 716799
— “Them? Caught in the act? NEVER.”
Comments: okay, at first i was a little hesitant to add this fic but THOUGHT IT WAS THE PERFECT ENDING!! SO SWEET N FLUFFY!!!
MORE UNDER THE CUT!!
Tier 2: Summer — Stories serving as a reminder of our lazy, hazy days of summer — complete with all the thrumming romance, sexual tension, and  drama that reflect easily so on those summery teenage memories. They’re sweet, spicy, sometimes heavy, but have all the ingredients you need for the perfect sunset fics. Read with passion! Let’s go!!
tags: romance, drama, lime, spicy
1. a memory stick filled with myspace friends by straw8erries
— “fake facebook dating: it’s really cute, she swears.”
Comments: Funny, spicy, a little heavy, but nonetheless hot, what other story to start off this tier? It’s a college AU , maybe not with the closure that you would expect from something like a summer romance, but it has these moments that shine.
2. Singing Sirens by 716799
— “Everything about this says that it’s not going to work. But Tenten has always specialised in disasters, and nothing in their world is a coincidence.”
Comments: Sooooooo hot. I love the goddamn dialogue, the characters feel so fresh and new but so true to heart at the same time. Please give it a try!
3. In Coffee City, We Borrowed Heaven by Aquarius Galuxy
— “It wasn’t as if he wanted to take this class, anyway. Reproductive Health 1101 was for people who couldn’t look up information on Google. Or someone who needed a science module to fit in his already-packed schedule. Hyuuga Neji belonged to the latter group of students, and he was in no mood to explain himself.“
Comments: As always, @aquariusgaluxy never fails. This was equally hot and equally clever, and you can’t help but with it were longer, but isn’t that the point??? sometimes ambiguity is also magical
4. Sixth Time’s the Charm by thedarkangel22
— "Gosh, Neji, where’s your sense of adventure, huh?” “I managed to lose it somewhere between the third and fourth time we were caught with your hand down my pants.” Where Tenten and Neji can’t seem to resist one another.
Comments: I remember reading this fic over and over again because I couldn’t get over how nicely written it was. Great plot, set up, dialogue, seeks excitement throughout the whole fic. Exhilarating. Pls read.
5. Revolver by Scintazzle
— “’You’d better not get in my way, incompetent novice.’ Tenten just got a new partner in crime. Unfortunately, he’d like nothing better than to work alone.”
Comments: Holy holy shitttttt, what is it with nejiten and agent cop AUs? They’re so goddamn hot. This one is no exception.
6. Recess by NessieGG
— “Tenten gets stuck on desk duty, but it’s a kind she’s not used to. 'Neji, I’m not going to have a make out session with you in a broom closet.'”
Comment: One comment: hehehehHHEHEHEHEHEHE
7. Eggnog by iflip4dolphins
— “She had slept with her worst enemy, and now she was trying to remember what had happened.”
Comments: OH MY GOD, this fic has such a good writing style. And such a great composition too. I just love everything about this fic. More love for this fic please. i super love it. I REREAD IT ALL THE TIME. IT’S LIKE MY GO-TO FOR PERFECT NEJITEN CHARACTERIZATION AND FLUFF. You will too!
8. Tension by Interim
— “Tension mounts when Tenten finds a surprise in her shower.”
Comments: YES. HDFGIHILHGIH.
9. I Swear I’m not Drunk Officer by fanfictioner22
— “The title says it all.”
Comments: THIS WAS FUNNY OK. and it had that spicy tinge to it that makes u wanna go mmmmf. MOTHERFUCKER!!
10. Airless by NessieGG
— “This was not the type of assignment that Team Gai specialized in. 'There’s something else you should know about the Grass nin…'”
Comments: OH MY GOD, this fic is all sorts of special! The drama, the tension…. the best resolution ever. written impeccably by the ever-talented nessiegg too. god i love this fic. it rlly has it all. v captivating!
11. In Men’s Clothing by voidforrent
—  “It wasn’t that Neji didn’t find Tenten’s breasts attractive; he was just trying to be respectful.”
Comments: Oooowee, I remember not liking this fic the first time i read it. but as i grew older i realized HOW FUCKING HOT THIS FIC ACTUALLY IS. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING. IT WILL MAKE YOU SWEAT!!
12. Racetrack to My Heart by Aquarius Galuxy
— “Ino takes Tenten to a blind date - except it’s not quite blind, and not quite what the latter expects.”
Comments: BRUH THIS FIC WAS HOT AND BRILLIANT. THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. NEJI AND TENTEN ARE SO FUNNY HERE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS!!!
Tier 3: Autumn — Stories with pain, stories with substance. Stories that have something to say, making our hearts hurt, breaking them. Stories that are subtle, with some sort of comfort in the air. Bittersweet. A lot to take in. Stories that speak to the mind and soul. Stories with words and feelings as vivid as the warm colors of autumn, as the seasons prepare for the occurrence of death, and the winter to come.
tags: drama, hurt/comfort, romance, angst
1. Little Feet Working the Machine by pusa-is-me
— “There is a reason why Team Gai is not sent on seduction missions.”
Comments: This is, I think, the perfect fic to describe this tier. Painful and subtle. Plays with your feelings. Raw & powerful. Again, one of the first few things I ever read about nejiten. still think abt it from time to time.
2. Christmas, 1944 by Giada Luna
—  “Not all of the War Efforts were 'Over There.’ Tenten comes home froma long shift at the factory to an empty home, Bing crooning on the radio, and dreams of a Christmas with him back home.”
Comments: sad sad sad. then happy happy happy. cries and smiles. LOVED IT.
3. 13 Unmentionables by pusa-is-me
— “This is not a love story. At least not yet.”
Comments: OH MY GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS FIC…. IT BROKE MY HEART, IT TORE ME TO PIECES. SOMETHING ABT IT JUST MAKES ME FUCKING ACHE. MAKES MY HEART THROB. GODDAMN. SO MUCH PAIN. IT’S SO FUCKING RAW.
4. Mindless Perversions of Love and Life by voidforrent
— “There were times when she couldn’t help but wonder why.”
Comments: (we’ve won, but at what cost?) :(
5. Birds by Snowshinobi
— “Birds fill his lungs, his throat, but still, not one reaches his mouth.”
Comments: Okay, okay. Tbh i rlly don’t know how to categorize this fic. did it break my heart? did it make me squeal? but something in my heart told me to categorize it as autumn. pls have fun because this is beautiful.
6. Certain the Journey by NessieGG
— “He made her understand that, to him, her love was absolutely worthless.”
Comments: Omg :(((( okay but this was beautiful as well.
7. fragmented dreams by Seynee
— “She has loved everything about him that hurts.”
Comments: so fucking beautiful. almost perfect. loved it.
8. Stitch my heart back together again by SaturnXK
—  “There is nothing I don’t love about you, Tenten,” Neji says softly. And Tenten wants to cry because it isn’t true. There are too many things wrong with her, and Neji is a liar.
Comments: OH MY GOD, this one attacked me right in the heart. it just… please just read it. it’s so pretty.
9. Mine for the Night by syaoran no hime
— “For this whole night, she will close her eyes and pretend that he is hers, his glacial heart and all. For tomorrow, she can never have the same liberty again.”
Comments: AHAHAHAH i remember reading because of this one. this author is just so og and so good :’)
10. Since Spring by NessieGG
— “Neji is driven to the brink of his sanity when his teammate disappears and is given an option. 'I can use a technique that will allow you to forget every memory you have of Tenten.'”
Comments: raw. powerful. ugh. a lot of feelings in this one, wrapped under beautifully written strings.
11. Those Old Feelings Again by Poisoned Scarlet
— “It wasn’t that they weren’t aware of their attraction for one another… it was just that one was good at burying it, and the other was too stubborn to admit it.”
Comments: :( and then :)
12. Bergeron Falls by Goldberry
— “It’s been five days since they’ve seen the sun and everything is water.”
Comments: oh, thank god i recommended a goldberry fic or else i’d never be able to forgive myself. yes this is very beautiful as always :)
13. Lotus by memory’s marionette
— “Even if I now saw you only once, I would long for you through worlds, worlds.“ Because one life is not enough for love, and the past forever bleeds into the future.
Comments: SUCHHHH a beautiful fic. oh my god. i almost want to highlight this and show it to the world because that’s just how good it is. reincarnation done and written perfectly. i love love love this fic~~~
14. Right Before His Eyes by NessieGG
— “There has been a change in Tenten that Neji does not understand. 'You’re leaving the team.'”
Comments: classic nessiegg :)
15. Falling Flight by Toboe Lonewolf
— “When Tenten falls, she falls hard. And right now, she’s falling hard…for him.”
Comments: OKAY, well honestly, I WAS SO EXCITED TO FINALLY RECOMMEND THIS. i know this isn’t drana/angst but it just felt right for me to recommend this under autumn. plsplspls enjoy!!
Tier 4: Winter — The end of the year, the end of an era. Bonds strengthened and broken. Friendships were made. Read as the branches of winter fill up with snow, trees of knowledge that have been through the seasons, preparing to die with everything they have with them. Stories about growing up. Stories about family. The beginning and the end. This is their outcome.
tags: family, hurt/comfort, angst, romance, friendship, fluff. basically all the tags. if you’d notice they’re all growing up fics with exceptions to some but i think you’ll understand :) this tier is more assorted but the feels speak the same
1. She Was There by Ally1313
— “She was there. She was always there.”
Comments: I don’t know why, but something about this fic always makes me want to cry. It has a very special place in my heart. I first read this when I was 12, and I loved it so goddamn much. THIS FIC, IT CHANGED MY LIFE. IT INSPIRED ME TO LOVE NEJITEN MORE THAN EVER. SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ENJOY IT!! OH GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START OFF WINTER.
2. Chichue by keroRiBBIT
— "I’m nervous,” Neji said. Hizashi smiled at him, “There’s nothing to be nervous about.” “You said that before too.” “Have I ever been wrong?” Neji growing up in Hizashi’s care.
Comments: OH HIZASHI. THIS FIC IS THE CUTEST GODDAMN THING I HAVE EVER READ. LOVE ITTTTT
3. coda in d minor by metaphorically-blue
—  “She doesn’t look like her father. /And children can’t recognize grief./”
Comments: this fic has been recommended to be by someone on tumblr before. needless to say, it broke my heart. a short angst break :’)
4. Fate by Silverlight
— “The first date, the first kiss, the first time he asked her to marry him.”
Comments: cute cute cute cute!!
5. 20truths: Neji and Tenten by Cyberwolf
— “The longest conversation the two have in school is when Tenten explains the advantage of titanium shurikens over plain steel ones to Neji, then wishes him luck in the target range.”
Comments: Of course, this winter growing-up-fic collection wouldn’t be complete without a 20truths!!
6. Only You by Byakuxhisa4eva
— “There are very few things he would ever deny her.“ Even at his cruelest, he had always been kind to her.”
Comments: okay, now this one is a classic :)
7. Shadows of the sun by withered
— “Death changes nothing, even when Neji is gone; Tenten is still trying to reach him.”
Comments: another short but necessary angst break :’)
8. A Series of Indecent Proposals by Pleasantries and the Aftermath
— “The first time he kissed her, she slapped him so hard, she left a welt.”
Comments: very very cute. they are just so. goddamn cute. very well written and nice characterization.
9. Drifting by Ariel32
— “They were drifting down a river, and the only thing that mattered was that they were driting together. You can’t help being in love.”
Comments: AAAAAAAAAAAAA this was so pretty!!!
10. Twenty Truths About Team Guy by RennaV
— “Twenty Truths about Team Guy the rest of Konoha doesn’t know. Mostly comedy and focusing on the relationships of the members of Team Guy. It does end kind of sadly. Sorry.”
Comments: OK THIS IS A BIG ONE. A BIGBIGBIG ONE. I REMEMBER reading this and wailing like a little baby. i really cried a lot. this one built up my heart and shattered it to pieces. beautiful.
11. Soul-Marks by fanfictioner22
— “The soulmate!AU Nejiten style.”
Comments: this one was so clever and thoughtful. so goddamn funny and full of substance. LOVED IT.
12. Irresistible by MyFallenAngel
— “The fact that Hyuuga Neji was irresistibly irresistible was undeniable.”
Comments: This was one of the fics I read earlier on, and it was SO CUTE. Everything was just so pure, so undeniably Nejiten. Please, give it a read!
13. Papercranes by Bloody Angels
— “The paper cranes have always been a part of her life and perhaps, they always will be.”
Comments: CAN YOU HEAR IT???!? MY HEART ROSE AND FELL. SO PRETTY. SO BEAUTIFUL!! broke it too. cried like a little bitch.
14. Blind by Midnight Insomniac
— “She is sixteen and in love.”
Comments: HNNNGGG THIS ONE RLLY STRUCK A CHORD IN MY HEART. THIS ONE ALWAYS STANDS OUT TO ME FOR SOME REASON. LOVE IT!!
15. Chance Encounters by Scintazzle
— “That humiliating moment where Tenten grabs the shoulder of a person who she thinks she knows, turns him around, and doesn’t recognize him. At all. And things just go downhill from there.”
Comments: CUTECUTECUTECUTE AAAAA
16. Severing Ties by fanfictioner22
— “Some ties are better severed and Tenten learns it the hard way.”
Comments: angst breakkkkk but it was v beautiful :’)
17. Truth Be Told by MistressofSarcasm
— “Hyuuga Neji falls for Tenten the day she almost broke his nose. Tenten doesn’t think of Hyuuga Neji as boyfriend material until an hour before he confesses.”
Comments: I REMEMBER THIS ONE. IT WAS SO CUTE. I LOVED NEJI AND TENTEN IN THIS. ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVS :)
18. The Seasons by sotto.voce88
— “Love was never seasonal.”
Comments: v beautiful :)
19. Patchwork by NessieGG
—  “When she thought he was sleeping, he saw her get scissors and snip off a section of the yellow sheet beneath their intertwined bodies.”
Comments: I remember always avoiding this fic no matter how much times it popped up on my feed. I remember it was because I was very scared of how heavy this fic would be. I was right. It’s too beautiful for words. I CRIED AGAIN. JESUS I RLLY CRIED WITH THIS ONE. Just really the perfect way to end this tier, please read Patchwork!! (classic nessiegg, always beautiful :(()
Okay, now that concludes my oneshots recommendations!! I get to breathe a little now :)) please read all of them. they really are the best of the best. Now moving on…
THE KONOHA INTERLUDE: OUTSIDE LOOKING IN
nejiten oneshots/ficlets written in the perspective of the konoha 13!! pls enjoy these for they are genius :)
1. The Lost Things by pusa-is-me
— “Where Shikamaru realizes that the Hyuuga Neji does know how to get jealous, and that for all her intelligence, Tenten was pretty oblivious.”
Comments: A little ShikaTen is always cute for me. I love shikamaru and love it when he appears in nejiten fanfictions because he of all people know how oblivious those two are to one another :))
2. No Competition Here by carved in the sand
— “You think your man has anything on mine?”
Comments: Pure crack-ish fluff and humor
3. Replacements by 716799
— “Nothing is ever as good as the real thing. (One day, she will ask him to henge.)”
Comments: o noessss…. but also AN ABSOLUTE MUST-READ. THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEJITEN FICS OF ALL TIME. i LOVE THIS SO GODDAMN MUCH AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL AS FUCK NOT TO MENTION GENIUS!!
4. Exchange by Wielder of Paperclips
— “In a short exchange of words, Shikamaru enlightens Tenten. “
Comments: ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITES. GOD I THINK ABOUT THIS FIC EVERY DAY. THE DIALOGUE IS SO CUTE AND SHIKA IS THE BEST!!
5. Princess by insert cliche
— “One of the biggest reasons why Uchiha Sasuke hates Hyuuga Neji is also the most unknown.”
Comments: vv cute!! a stoke of genius
6. Bad Dog, No Biscuit by Lotos-Eater
— “Or, Inuzuka Kiba’s Even Longer Day. Kiba is not quite the player he thinks he is. Will there be anyone to appreciate his animal magnetism and rugged charm?”
Comments: KIBA IS A GENIUS. I REALLY REALLY LIKE HIM AND I THINK THAT HE WAS WRITTEN REALLY WELL IN THIS FIC. PLS READ THIS ONE IT’S HILARIOUS.
7. Inner Light by NessieGG
— “She had heard the rumors. But she had never gone so far as to assume that they might be true.”
Comments: OMG. THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL. I really just like anything to do with Sakura. She’s so ugh here you really really feel her. Beautifulll
8. Sempiternal by saccharinely
— “In which she sends the letters left unsent. She needs closure. He gives it to her.”
Comments: A really beautiful SasuTen fic. Somehow it should be triggering but it all makes sense to me :)
HALL OF FAME: FICLETS
a.k.a.: stories that are too long to be oneshots but are too short to be actual fanfics. usually around 2-3 chapters but wouldn’t have been done any better :))
1. On Sex by Lotos-Eater
— “With titles like this, who needs summaries?”
Comments: Really, it seems shallow, but it’s truly one of the best-written, most beautiful and introspective things I have ever read. it really grew on me and I love it so goddamn much!! IM SERIOUS I RLLY LOVE THIS ONE ITS ONE OF MY GO-TOs
2. Goldilocks by a Different Name by Aquarius Galixy
— “Tenten discovers that someone has been living in her apartment when she goes away on long missions.”
Comments: vv cute fic with very witty dialogue :) neji is cute
3. Call Your Manager by Clementive
— “Tenten’s feelings for her English project partner are as complicated as his coffee order.”
Comments: another really cute fic. Tenten is a legend!!
4. Heatwave by Yahboohbeh
— “When she found her breath again it was ragged. Only one thought tore through her mind: Consume me. The Suna sun wasn’t the only reason their faces burned.”
Comments: very very hot n spicy like the title and caption suggesttttS
5. Perchance by KNO
— "Wow, what are the odds we’re both at the same party AGAIN?”
Comments: ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEJITEN FICS OF ALL TIME. i love this one so much. so witty and smart, especially all the expressions and dialogue. Super cute too!!
6. Four Conversations on the Subject of Flight by wildcatt
— “Flying is not as perfect as you imagine it to be, you know. Flying is just falling up.”
Comments: So fucking affecting all the time, I sweat. For some reason I always remember this fic when i think of nejiten :0 PLSPLS READ THIS ONE!!
7. Confessions by Cyberwolf
— “Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He’s not quite getting it.”
Comments: THIS ONE WAS VERY VERY FUNNY AND CUTE. I LOVE ANYTHING WITH THE KONOHA 13. BRILLIANT!!
8. The Only Alliance by notesonlife
— “A black leather bound sketchbook binds her to him, and breaks her against him.”
Comments: THIS ONE WAS BEAUTIFUL. TRULY A HALL OF FAMER. SO MUCH SUBSTANCE AND ALWAYS STICKS WITH YOU. WRITTEN VERY PRETTILY. PLS READ!!!!!!!!
HALL OF FAME: ONE-SHOT COLLECTIONS
a recommendation panel of the best one-shot collections you will ever find on the site!! as if a single one-shot was enough… :”)
1. Vicissitude by KNO
— “A collection of drabbles and one shots. Neji and TenTen pairing. Contains regular appearances of other characters.”
Comments: THIS. THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE. EVERY frickn oneshot in here is a gem and i treasure all of them in my heart. genius, too. In here stems a lot of my favorite nejiten oneshots ever. PLEASE GIVE IT A TRY!!
2. The Path to Ashes by notesonlife
— “Neji says it’s their fate. Tenten shows him nothing is secure like that. NejiTen. 017: Naruto’s smirk reached ear to ear. “Next, whoever both gets twelve will kiss.”
3. One shots: Neji and Tenten by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi
— “100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!”
Comments: okay, when in your entire life do you get to say: “I WROTE 100 ONESHOTS FOR NEJITEN” ever???!?!? well, this author can! they actually wrote 100 nejiten oneshots and all of them were so unique and affecting and had this certain continuity to it that left me in tears when I finished.
4. Shades of Konoha: Dragon and Phoenix by Giada Luna
— “Series of oneshots featuring Neji and Tenten. Chapter 32: NejiTen Month 2019: Body/Cursed * They tell him he is born to bound - and he believes them.”
Comments: I have only recently discovered this collection and have been loving it so far. Props to Giada Luna for all the times I smiled bc of these!!
6. Right, Wrong and What Falls Between by Aquarius Galuxy
— “What is, what was, what may have been. (Part 34: Three feet away, Neji continues to read his papers, as if ignorant of what she’s doing.)”
Comments: ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITES. God I really love these. There are some real gems in this collection. Genius fics. PLEASE READ THIS ALONG WITH POSTCARDS. THEY ARE BOTH QUITE GENIUS.
7. Untouched by MakeYouSmile
— “Why are you doing this to me?“ Tenten asked quietly. Neji did not give her the pleasure of responding. "After all that’s happened, you’re still standing in the same place.” –A collection of Neji/Tenten shorts.
Comments: A lot of beautifully written Romance/Angst on this one. Really heavy n affecting!!
8. Perks and Pains by keroRiBBIT
— “There are pros and cons in every situation. Most of the time, one just outweighs the other. Ch. 3: A lover with such long hair. Perks: It comes in handy when you desperately want to hold on to something. Pains: It tends to get messy in the morning.”
Comments: SHORT BUT GENIUS. THIS SHIT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS, TAKE MY WORD ON THIS. THE FIRST CHAPTER ALREADY HAD ME HOOKED. SERIOUSLY IT’S HILARIOUS AND GENIUS AND AURGHHH PLS JUST GO READ IT!!!
9. Careless Whispering by misspandalily
— “17: Neji, Tenten and Lee are fairies who run a catering business together. Mostly AU oneshots.”
Comments: VERY CUTE FIC COLLECTION by one of my closest nt authors!! pls give it a try!!
10. Lotus Blossoms and Other Musings by Yahboohbeh
— “Collection of one-shots. Part 28: Her eyes were nothing like his.”
Comments: Very sweet collection :))
HALL OF FAME: MULTICHAPTERED
okay, okay, i gotta admit, i’m not particularly the strongest in this department. yes, I am quite knowledgeable on nejiten one-shots, but unfortunately i have not read a lot of the longer ones. but the ones here… they’re really good. so with those words, i hope and trust that you will enjoy these :)
1. Manager and Other Side Jobs by Scintazzle
— “Accepting the shady job offer wasn’t really one of her best choices…but discovering she threw up on her future boss was even worse. Tenten’s new relationship brings a whole new meaning to complete and utter servitude.”
Comments: THIS FIC. I have so much feelings with this fic. Scintazzle’s writing is one of the few that I can actually follow through. Very interesting plot and a lot of sexual tension. !!!
2. Eyes Like Pale Thistle by Aquarius Galuxy
— “She crawled beneath his skin and questioned the way he saw life. Perhaps all he’d wanted, really, was a little bit of control.”
Comments: I REALLY REALLY LOVE THIS ONE. Was super hot but had a lot of substance and a lot to say. Had moments of brilliance that I really appreciate!
3. Neji Gaiden by Levi Ackerman
— “Inspired by recent omake - if Neji wants a gaiden, Neji will get a gaiden! This story chronicles Neji’s life with his team starting from their graduation from the Academy. Follows canon with extra details.”
Comments: NEJI GAIDEN! HOLY HOLY SHIT PLEASE READ THIS ONE. DEFINITELY A MUST-READ. Since it follows canon it really gives it more points because IT GETS NEJI AND TENTEN’S CHARACTERIZATION REALLY ON POINT. AND EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE WHICH IS SUPER CUTE. PLEASE OH GOD READ THIS ONE. IT’S QUITE GENIUS AND IS VERY WELL WRITTEN. the author really knows the characters she’s writing about and UGHHH JUST PLEASE. It’s a shame it isn’t finished tho, but otherwise IT’S WORTH IT!!
4. like paper dolls and little notes by Seynee
— ”It’s not that Tenten hates flying. In fact, she kind of likes it. Especially when she gets free cocktails. Especially when she’s sitting next to a handsome stranger. Especially when she gets to talk to him. This is going to be good.”
Comments: nawwww this one was a classic. really hesitant to finish this before but the ending is totally worth it. made me cryy :”)
5. The Fat and Pretty of Art School by Paper Lanterns and Yoghurt
— “We’ll laugh and we’ll sing (poorly) but whatever happens we’re in it together babe.”
Comments: OMG. I LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH. BASICALLY THE ULTIMATE HEADCANON TO THE NEJITEN HIJINKS. It’s super super cute and the characters are really on-point. had some really funny and endearing moments too. love Tenten’s friendship with shika and sasuke here. SUPER COOL YOU FEEL LIKE A COOL KID WHILE READING THIS.
6. Rapunzel by wildcatt
— “And she leads the blind prince home.”
Comments: It is quite short, but it is REALLY REALLY BEAUTIFUL. I WAS SOBBING, COMPLETELY IN TEARS during mass as I read this fic. Everything is written with so much heart and pain. pls give this one a try.
6. Complexities of Blackmail by Aquarius Galuxy
— “[Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.] Lieutenant Tenten finds herself caught in a web of blackmail when Lt Hyuuga Neji stumbles upon her doing what she shouldn’t have been. Mere rivalry between old teammates turns into something deeper, much to Tenten’s horror and bewilderment.”
Comments: Ohhhh, blackmail, blackmail, blackmail. Of course. This is the god of all nejiten fics. It’s so fucking beautiful. Every time I go back to this in every chapter is just something so beautiful and bewildering it warms my heart. DEFINITELY A MUST-READ. Blackmail just sticks. Left me as a sobbing mess at the end. Very raw and very powerful.
7. Crossing the Middle Line by Scintazzle
— “You know you’re screwed when your ex-girlfriend becomes your new secretary…and you’re falling in love with her all over again.”
Comments: OH MY GOd this FIC THIS FUCKING FIC. very hot. sweet n spicy. short and cute. quite hilarious at times. loved it!!
8. Right Kind of Wrong by Nokito-chan
— “She yanked him out of his comfort zone. He made her want things she tried to guard against. Somewhere in the middle … hell broke loose.”
Comments: OMG. THIS FIC WAS EVERYTHING. super hot as well and was a really fun time. tenten’s bond with konohamaru was really sweet :)
9. The Twelve Days of Christmas by Giada Luna
—  A quirk of fate turns Tenten into a modern day Snow White and tosses her into the lives of the Huyga-Uzumaki family right at Christmas. However, she has her own problems, and not time for 'Prince Not-So-Charming’ or anything else to get in her way.”
Comments: a very cute and light read that is perfect for the seasons! giada is such a talented writer; her words flow and make sense. everything is as it should be :)
10. Scars and Stitches by pusa-is-me
— “A love triangle of Gai-stronomic proportions.”
Comments: THIS. THIS. I hate this fic. I love it to death. So much conflicting emotions here, but left me at tears as always. Really just one of the best nejiten fics i’ve ever read out there, and the perfect last recommendation. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. WHAT A WAY TO END THIS CHAPTER
CLOSING REMARKS
So that concludes my masterlist! What do you think? It was a long-term project I started in march? and have finally finished in time for the holidays!
I’m 100% sure that there are some brilliant fics I missed along the way, and I apologise if I haven’t added them. Please give me more recommendations so I may add them. And Please treasure all these fics as I have.
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! I hope these keep you covered for the rest of your breaks :)
Pls also check out the authors here on tumblr for they are still active :)
AUTHOR TAG:
@iridescentirises @aquariusgaluxy @misspandalily @giada-luna @fanfictioner22 @zealousheart
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Ok here’s the first part of my Naruto x Mystic Messenger (because i am back in Naruto hell- mostly because of Kakashi tho :3) I know that some characters are hard to identify (poor Jaehee and V... I am really sorry but my drawing skills are really bad and rusty) under the cut is a small list of the characters that i thought would fit for our faves :3
I’ll start with the easy ones: 
Jumin as Kakashi (because he’s smart, strong and can stay soo meowing calm in fights or difficult situations, always being the one who calms his friends. Even though they  both had a sad backstory and lost their best friends they will always stay positive and somehow cheerful..... which makes their smiles even more precious to me (they’re angels and my hubbies!)) its not because i wanted to see a masked Jumin noooo....
Saeyoung as Naruto (oh boi! they are both really precious to me,... i love Naruto because he always fights for his way and i can really see Saeyoung in him fighting for his believes, friends and family. Their ability to make friends in a short time and their dorky behaviour really made my decision a lot easier. I also picked him because of the bond he shares with Sasuke, the wish to protect him from all harm and make him come home is sooo heartbreaking to me...) 
Jaehee as Sakura (she knows her skills perfectly, is super responsible and reliable in all kinds of stuff, got a problem? She is always there to help you. She also has a very strong mind and can be so confident which i really like!)
Saeran as Sasuke (i just wanna see a mint blue sharingan... hehe... no thats not the only reason, i kinda see them both as edgelords... they’re both sassy, which is cool and I really love the bond between him and Naruto! Which kinda reminds me of the Choi twins, because Saeyoung always wanted to rescue his younger brother and never wanted to harm him or get him harmed by some other bad people)
Yoosung as Kiba (this boy is a puppy and Kiba is a puppy boy! He is smart and witty, but also is a little bit clumsy. He and Naruto share a really cool friendship, which is another point why I chose Yoosung as Kiba... because they both make each other smile and they definetly pulled pranks together in their childhood :3)
Zen as Maito Guy (Need a god in dynamic and dramatic entries? Well there he is! He is mighty, his name is mighty and almost godlike... they are both strong,  and rely on that strength when a fight is coming up. The Rivalry with Kakashi is sooo accurate too... I mean, he always wants to fight him in every possible way (they even compared their..... acorns...)  Despite that he really is a good friend for everyone in need!)
V as Sai (i am sorry it’s so cliche, but I mostly saw the art thing... but They both get misunderstood often and may be are having a hard time to trust people because of that, but he will always be there to help you out. They are both missing a very special person, which has a great impact on their actions.)
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Hey hawk, did you observe a pattern among people who participate in Woke-ism culture, they seem to have similar "traits" and "personality"? Dislike the "straight" orientation (usually identify themselves as gay/lesbian/bi and brags they are LGBT every second), they seem to think gender identity is a personality trait etc therefore "I'm holier than thou because I list myself as she/he/they/it". I bet they are gonna scream at me for being whatever "phobic" just because of this post lol
*clears throat* yeah they gonna scream at you but they can’t scream at me because it’s been a year that I am in an lgbt relationship soooo xD
Ofc I noticed this kind of behavior, these woke ppl really like be ‘different’ and tbh the thing I find more irritating is when they define themselves ‘autistic’ or ‘asperger’ or ‘adhd’ whathever other mental illness/condition, because these are serious things that should be diagnosed by a specialist and not an online tests, and usually ppl who have a real problem are not so incredibly vocal about it. Sure they don’t brag with it....”but I don’t have money to take a test and my parents don’t let me!” they say? yeah. could be. but it also could be that you just wanna look special and since you’re socially anxious or shy or just a b*tch, you like to play rude and then justify yourself with those labels, and if someone dares tell you you’re a piece of shit you can call them ableist lol
Same for race or country. Not taking anything away from populations/countries/cultures/religions that have been oppressed, but sometimes I cringe cause some ppl try so hard to fit in this. Like, at some point 99% of populations were invaded by others and oppressed, and I’m sorry for welsh ppl, to just name one (no offense it’s the first that came to my mind cause I read a post recently lol) but if this continues we’re gonna have to seek justice for the victims of the vikings’ raids lolol
Anyway, back to what you were saying. I partly get that lgbt ppl are vocal about what they are bc maybe they can’t tell their families or friends, and they use social media as outlets. but like you said, your personality is not defined by who you f*ck and/or love (It’s not even defined by the fiction you like, actually, but they think so). So while I understand ppl describe themselves in their profile and specify their gender identity and sexuality, for me it’s cringey when they take it too far. Like when they start with all the labels ever, or they make combinations...demisexual panromantic/asexual demiromantic/trans nonbinary aroace spectrum...sounds like a competition of who’s less ordinary. Bonus points if they also add race and illness. Bonus points if they pretend they’re experts and activist and they shit on ppl who ship something or speak of top/bottom bc they’re fetishizing gay mlm/wlw and how dare they, dirty cishets (cause Anon, straight is a too banal word lol).
(also...not to offend ‘aroace’ ppl out there but...when someone is like 12...couldn’t it be that they’re just...too young for caring about sex/love? asking for a friend lolol)
I mean, tumblr has a lot of lgbt ppl and it’s cool, and I know it’s hard to live as an lgbt person cause you can’t do what het ppl do normally, like kissing in public or holding hands or writing cute posts on fb bc someone might bitch or be even worse, so this creates a bitterness and aggressiveness on social media I guess, especially here where minorities are the majority lol. And I too, on my personal blog, occasionally ranted about things like internalized homophobia and queerbaiting, but only very rarely lol and no one paid attention to me, guess I am not lgbt enough hahahah
But, it’s stupid to use sexuality labels as a shield to shit on ppl and then call them --phobic when they react. It actually happened to me a couple of years ago, I wrote something about bottom Sasuke and this self defined aromantic+asexual+autistic+gay american dude attacked me for fetishizing gays. Back then I was in a relationship with a guy so for him I was only a boring straight person I guess, a gross fujoshi who dared like mlm haha. fuck him. If I were the same type of person as him I would have pulled the oppressed card, I could have attacked him reminding him that his country treated italian immigrants like animals, and that they had this veeeery big problem of being unsure about our ‘race’ so in their papers they often wrote ? cause they couldn’t understand if we were poc or not...but it would have been kinda off topic and I cartainly don’t waste time talking about me to ppl I don’t even trust to be what they say.
Also because I was raised by parents who were very politically involved, so I remember them doing activism, like, getting out of the house, going to protests, doing volunteering, even taking me along when I was little. So even tho now everything happens online first, and even tho posts can spread awareness and change ppl’s minds, I still don’t trust when I see those blogs full of angry woke activism, because they seem fake and even those ppl seem fake. It’s easy to scream for justice from a keyboard, in a comfortable house. It’s less easy to protest in the cold, risking to have problems with the police, the government, the pandemic, whatever else.
It’s irritating that wokies want to take the right to like smth in the right way or whatever, telling everyone else who don’t fit in the minority group that they can’t like the thing. Idk, I just wish ppl were like in Eastern Asian fandoms, not making everything about themselves, being open minded enough for whatever ‘different’ thing whether they are into it or not, and if they’re not ignoring it only.
And I do get wanting to fit the minority, as a teenager I was veery punk/gothic, depending on the moment, and I never fit in the majority opinions or habits anyway. And I was kind of fluid with my identity and sexuality, but silly me, I kept it for myself, even tho I discussed with those who insulted lgbt ppl and I wrote stuff where everyone is bisexual by default, thinking that it was how people were born before society conditioned them...I could have bragged but I had no idea about ‘fluid’ or ‘pan’, silly me.
I am so irritated at everything, like the words they use, even the english language that is not mine, is getting on my nerves because it’s the vehicle for their crap, but these periodically trending words are disgusting like these ppl to me.
I migth have gone out of topic again lol.
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bmpmp3 · 5 years
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slaps my own ass so ive been listening to trance music from the 2000s all day like a 11 year old furry who makes 3-frame ms paint + windows move maker animations of her fursona (a gray tabby cat with blue eyes blue fairy wings and also a sword) raving before she even understood what a rave actually was all day after school and I’m in a Zone right now so im gonna talk about me ikemen sengoku ocs
im currently working on some stuff for the ikesen network OC week i am HYPE 
I’m drawing some route preview kinda things and I made a horrible mistake ‘cause I drew Masato first cause he's super fun and easy to draw even tho he's a bastard and then I drew Otsuta and Tokijiro scaled to him (Masato’s a big boy and Tokijirou and Otsuta (both around the same height) go up to like his nose) but now I’m at Wormy who is 8 feet tall HE CANT FIT
I CANT FIT MY BOY
oh well I guess I wouldn’t have been able to fit them all to scale anyway ‘cause again.....8 feet tall, I’ll just figure out how to get creative with the composition LOL
since all my ikemen sengoku ocs are just new love interests jdsfkjs I have ideas for how their routes would go?? 
Otsuta’s would honestly be the closest to your average ikesen route, like lots of goofs and bad first impressions and some fluff but also some Drama(tm) and probably some time travel nonsense and then a happy ending lol, she’s basically me simultaneously fulfilling my 15 year old self’s dream of dating Mine or even Rika from Amnesia: Memories but also she’s low key a bit of me self inserting to fulfil my current dream of dating the ikesen MC 
I’m not sure what her pet should be, hmmmmm, I also need to figure out her image colour hMMMM
I think it could be interesting if her love rival was either mitsuhide or motonari? ‘cause im kinda developing her story to have her kinda become friends with them bitches jdkfjkdskjfs like with motonari itd be like normal friends  (or at least as good as friends as you can be with someone like motonari jdfsjdkss) ‘cause she makes him train her in fighting, and she’s frenemies with mitsuhide ‘cause they actually would get along but she’s sneaky like him and his self loathing is that strong
Tokijirou’s would also be pretty chill except the time travel nonsense would happen a Lot Earlier, I feel like in his route he’d get sent to the future by accident?? like before the three months are up the wormholes like sike bitches and just tosses tokijirou and mc in the future while sasuke’s all alone jfdksajsfd 
I just think itd be really fun if this normal ass dude from medieval times was thrown into the modern day i dunno qwq I think his route would be fluffier than Otsuta’s but he’s got a bit of a inferiority complex like hideyoshi so some angst would come from that
His image colour is like a very warm hot Pink Coral kinda colour? And not to be a horse girl on main but I kinda want his pet to be a horse? A really stubborn kinda sassy horse tho, he spoils it
sasuke would probably be a good love rival, or maybe nobunaga (’cause tokijirou’s in his army and I dunno maybe their relationship could be interesting, i kinda like it a lot when the love rivals have a relationship with eachother and not just the MC yknow?)
wormys where things get fun ‘cause I think this would end up a little true route-y? In the sense that I think it would focus on tying up plot threads for all the other characters, not just the love interest, plus it would actually focus a lot more on MC's development rather than wormys
Wormys a sentient rip in time and space his character arc is not....the deepest, but I think in this route wormy would be like a weird childhood friend (that everyone thought was an imaginary friend) and it would explore MC's backstory (whatever I decide it is lol) and her and wormy growing up together, even if MC forgot about him as she got older
I think I might actually make something happen to wormy between MC's childhood with him and him appearing suddenly at the honno ji monument to fling her and Sasuke into the past, maybe something was blocking him? So he couldn't hang out with her for like 15 years? Maybe some secret government project harnessed control over him for a while I dunn
Maybe when she was a kid and he was learning to be human (hes like as old as time but it took a while to develop sentience and it took even longer to develop human like intelligence so they kinda grew up together shdhhsja baby MC teaches him human things directly which does speed up his humanity a little more than it probably would've been if he didn't talk to humans like her, anyway it's baby wormy time......) he would take her to random times in history (safe, not scary ones cause he was also baby) and they would play and stuff, babies......
This is a strange childhood friend route isn't it
Anyway I think MC has time powers which is why baby wormy was drawn to her in the first place so I think his route would be a lot about MC's arc discovering her love for the sengoku era and the people in it as well as discovering her own powers as wormy supports her, MC teaches wormy about humanity, wormy teaches MC about herself, that kinda thing maybe?
I think thered also maybe be a bit of angst, probably in a dramatic route, based off the concept someone gave me in an ask once, where like being around wormy too long breaks yer brain? Like maybe MC's powers go uncontrolled too long combined with hanging out with a sentient wormhole and it gets dangerous? Hmmm
Pet wise I dunno if he'd ever have a pet but image colour wise his colour is like.....the concept of the void......the very idea of emptiness
Love rival....hmmmm...maybe Sasuke? Sasuke honestly works as a love rival for anyone dhzgahjaj......or maybe no one actually, wouldn't that be kinda funky OR MAYBE EVERYONE everyone falls a little in love with her this route.....oh shit wormy u got so much competition
Masatos a funky one cause I think his route would start like...at the end of the three months? Like she end up in the sengoku era and falls in love with her new family of warlords and is like "I'm staying whoops" and sasuke is like "hell yeah I wanna stay too" and it's a good time
Maybe a bit of a mass platonic route? Like she just becomes really close friends with everyone hxhshshs
Masato runs the company MC was gonna interview for a job for in the beginning of the game, maybe they met a little before that? Maybe he was the one who personally offered her the job and the interview was more a formality, in this route I think it'd be canon that MC was actually born in the sengoku era and was somehow flung to the future and adopted under a modern family as a baby and I think Masato would know?? His company is a clothing company I think but what if....it was a front
I'm so sorry I know I get nuts with this stuff
What if this headquarters for a clothing brand had some secret labs underneath that's doing kinda sketchy research into time travel
Plus he funds other research with his fancy rich boy money, I still love the concept that Sasuke was doing research in grad school for this guy and didn't even realize ahdhsjj like Sasuke just spends half of the route after meeting Masato being like....why's that name sound so familiar tho
Anyway I have masatos motivation and backstory for why he's so obsessed with time travel but running a clothing company somewhere in my head but I'm still attempting to translate it into human words that make sense so I'll get back to y'all on that qwq but yeah I think masatos route would start out with some flashbacks to MC meeting Masato a couple times in the modern day and then MC deciding to stay in the sengoku era and meanwhile Masato has been obsessed with getting close to her all this time and when she vanished the day she was supposed to interview for a job for him he made it a mission to follow her?? Like he gets researchers to figure out the wormhole stuff and at the three month wormhole oh lawd he comin
Oh by the way MC in this route would also have time powers because this is my ridiculous yandere route and I get to choose the plot elements
Maybe the original reason he was interested in her was cause he wanted her for all the research? Like as a test subject? Hmmmmm
I think for a while in the beginning he'd feign ignorance about following MC? I think he'd be like "Oh golly I was just admiring the local historical monuments I sure am in a pickle" and it's a bit of a mess but MC knows him at this point as just a nice dude who owns a clothing brand and everyone else finds him pleasant and nice, if a bit ditzy, so he stays at azuchi for a while while Sasuke tries to figure out a way for Masato to go back, and Masato spends the time going on pleasant fluffy dates with MC a la the dere part of yandere, flirting and such, maybe MC's starting to like him a lot not knowing it's a facade, maybe he's tryna subtly convince her that she might wanna go back to the future with him?
Okay this is really wild but what if when he went to the past he brought.....a posse...... A hoard of sketchy secret lab employees to work behind the scenes in the sengoku era to push MC into further reconsidering staying, like finding bandits to spook her and stuff, might escalate to someone actually getting hurt over time, spooky.........
Am I making sense? I think once it's been like a month or two and she still wants to stay things would escalate a lot and maybe it'd turn into a bit of a murder mystery?? Maybe a warlord shows up suddenly dead and they're like WHAAAAT the Fuuuuuuck and no one knows what's happening
I dunno some wild shit like that? He's a bad man
I think ending wise the "romantic" (heavy quotations) would involve MC getting trapped forever in masatos sketchy labs or something and the dramatic would have MC killing Masato like he deserves LOLll
His image colour is like a orangey cream colour? And his pet would be a guinea pig sjbzzhhsja love rival wise....again Sasuke would work great but also maybe mitsuhide or Ieyasu? I feel like those two would be the quickest to figure out somethings up with masato, or also since this is already nuts wormy could be here too and he could be the love rival, I think he'd fit in just fine
I'm so sorry this is just want I truly want from my yandere routes......nonsense.......
Anyway there's a racoon outside my window screaming so I'm gonna go to bed now thank u for listening to Ikesen OC Time With Shadowfairyy and goodnight
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yume-x-hanabi · 5 years
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2-5-12 for ship meme!
2. Talk about three of the most important ships throughout your life.
Kratos/Anna: I was very into it (and Kratos-Lloyd oyako) for a long time while Symphonia was my main fandom. I read all the fics, sometimes got involved in ship wars over it (nothing too bad, just arguing in its favor when Kratos/Raine shippers claimed their ship was superior :p), and, I mean, remember the Kratos track in the A Long Time Ago Drama CD, where Anna gets a couple of lines? That was my first ever Tales fan translation. So even if I don’t ship it actively anymore, this ship was a big thing in my life.
Natsume/Tanuma: My first real m|m OTP! It’s funny, cuz I didn’t really ship anything in Natsume for a long time, but then season 4 came out and the Omibashira chapter happened and... it just clicked. The reason I couldn’t ship Natsume with any of the girls was because he and Tanuma were just perfect for each other, and it took me four seasons to realize that lol. Now when I rewatch the anime I just can’t believe how I missed it at first hahaha.
This is still one of my top OTP, and it’s special because it kinda changed my approach to shipping. In the past, I used to ship canon pairings almost exclusively. I took what the authors gave me and couldn’t see the members of the pair with anyone else. I mean, there’s all that evidence they’re meant to be together in the story, why would you pair them with other characters, yanno. Even when the ship was not very good I still shipped it because it was canon and that was that. And the few times I didn’t ship canon ships, it was either because the canon didn’t have endgame ships or because the story wasn’t finished yet (and, funnily, two of my big “non-canon” ships of the time ended up canon in the end -- Naruto/Hinata in Naruto and Remus/Tonks in HP). And that’s kinda why I never considered non-hetero ships back then, because that was the only kind of canon pairs that appeared in the stories I consumed, so it never crossed my mind to consider other options.
And that’s kinda why Natsume/Tanuma didn’t jump at me earlier: I was expecting Natsume to end up with a girl, though I didn’t really get a shippy vibe between him and the regular female characters, so I just didn’t ship anything. Until, like I said earlier, I watched S4E7 and thought their interactions there felt really romantic, and I just... suddenly I couldn’t see them any other way xD
So that changed the way I considered my ships, and from then on I started looking for actual chemistry and subtext between characters (and now included everyone as potential partners, regardless of gender) rather than simply what the authors decided to make endgame. I don’t really care whether my ships are canon anymore (tho I like joking about how some of them practically are XD). This is kinda what paved the way for...
Gaius/Wingul: Cuz GaiWin is all about the subtext :P I’ll leave the reasons for shipping it to another ask, but why it’s important to me: well, it’s still my no.1 OTP after all these years, and I got back into fanfiction writing for the sole purpose of seeing more contents of it. It’s consumed my heart and is part of what brought me back to Tales fandom. It’s just incredibly special to me, and will be for a long time still.
5. Already answered here.
12. Have you ever been disappointed when your ship finally got together?
Haha, honestly both NaruHina and Remus/Tonks can fit that bill.
NaruHina: I’ve shipped it... probably since Hinata became my favorite character after her battle against Neji. I think at the time I thought NaruSaku would be endgame, but Hinata’s crush was cute and Sakura was so into Sasuke I decided that Hinata was much better for Naruto, so I started shipping it, reading fics, making up headcanon, etc... I should be happy that it’s the one that became canon after all, but by the time it happened the manga had become a huge mess and I’d lost all interest. The way it happened also wasn’t how I had pictured it, so overall that was pretty disappointing.
Remus/Tonks: I started shipping it in OotP, kinda not seriously at first -- I liked their few interactions, thought they had a fun dynamic, started reading fanfiction and was definitely sold. And then the next book came out and OMG, it actually happened! Which I wasn’t expecting at all, tbh. So I was quite happy it happened, but the way it did was kinda ehh. (I mean it wasn’t the happy ship I had pictured in my mind yanno.) And then the last book made it even worse by showing Remus try to abandon her and their child (and then killing them off orz). I really don’t like what the last two books did to Remus; tbh even the other ones. He was my fave in PoA, and I hoped he’d become a close adult figure in Harry’s life along with Sirius, but that didn’t really happen. He’s barely mentioned in book 4; book 5 had some good contents with him but then it all went downhill after that. So yeah I’m not happy with how JKR handled him and that ship. Some of the fanfiction I read were much better when it came to them XD;
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akane171 · 2 years
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Ups, sorry😅 But yes, let's not remind ourselves of THAT🙈😅😰
😂 Probably crying, too, seeing as what happened to his two former Padawans and the boy he was going to take as his Padawan😅🙊🙈
MHM...🤨
Noooo😭 (Well, seems like your muse doesn't care about YOUR fun?😂🤷🏻‍♀️)
Yeah, they do... Oh, I'm kinda curious about your Naruto ideas, but also kinda afraid to ask?😅😂
It's definitely a cool idea even though I feel like a scenario with brainwashed!Kara would be an absolutely angstiest thing 😅😰🙊🙈
... Excuse my language, but FUCK, don't mind me, I'll just go...bitterly cry in that corner or sth...She just went back to her old life... He let her go... He freaking enlisted again, what if he gets hurt or diesss...AND OMG, THE DOG! HE LEFT THWIR DOG WITH HER AND IT'S CUDDLING UP TO HIS BOXES😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 *pathetic sobbing* 
[On a happier note, before I totally sink into the Depression of pain your idea put me in: WHAT would they even name their dog in your opinion?🤔 Like, sth hinting at canon like "Dax" or "Krypto" or sth general/random like real people would, e.g. "Cookie", "Crumbles", "Muffin", "Cat" or sth?🤔 Ohhh, would it be a rescue dog?😱 ...Lol, watch me get attached to their dog that has to live through the abrupt divorce of his/her "parents" 😅🙈🤣) 
Ohh, true, Mon's an engineer, too😱😍🤣 Kinda forgot about that parallel😂 And ohh, true, Kara as an Asgardian would be very fitting, too, tho probably too "barbaric" compared to Krypton🤔 About the Kara/Carol thing..Well, most of DC and Marvel's characters overlap a lot and there's constant discussion who "stole" from whom🤷🏻‍♀️😅😂 OH, Asgardian!Mon kinda like a Loki?🤔 Sounds fitting, too🤔🤔🤔
Anyway, stay safe, stay happy, half the week's done💃🏻😁
XXX
I'm eternally pissed about that =='
More like facepalming? Crying, cackling and facepalming? And being happy he is already dead and it's not his problem?
And now puppies are involved. More evidences...
Muses and fun... mhm. All are bitches...
Hmm, nothing specific. I think I added some OC to Sasuke team while he was with Oro and changed some stuff. For sure he didn't end with pink pokemon ==' and lived his life as a happy asexual. Probably left the village and just helped them from time to time. Probably itachi was saved. Stuff like that.
Because we would have known EXACTLY what Snow had done to her brain :))))))))))))))))
Eheheheeh, stuff is a little worse? :D
Because I thought about them buying some house and reparing it together. With some spacious room with big windows and patio, you know, a place perfect for her sitting there and paint. But before they end reparing it, the accident happens and they divorce.
So, one day, when Kara and her new fiancé are checking the houses to buy before the wedding and she doesn't like anything at all, but they finally end in the house that just is perfect for her and while she wanders around it (her fiancé talking to the agent) and is a little confused because she feels she knows that house, knows exactly what room will be the next etc.
She asks the agent who does want to sell the house, and the agents says some man who divorced before he and his wife moved in.
She ends in that beautiful amazing room that is spacious and perfect. She noticed some dunno, paint stain on the floor and suddenly remembers it was made by her and Mon-El while some paint-fight.
How do you like it? :DDDDDDDDDDDD
I also thought about the dog finding one of his old shirts amounf the stuff she brought with her to her parents house, and sleeps with it and refuses to give it back.
You know, i was thinking about naming the dog Damnit xD Explenation: Mon-El takes it from the shelter and the dog sticks to his every step what ends with Mon-El trupping over it for a few times, yelling DAMNIT! And the dog starts to respond to it. Imagine people in the park it, hearing "Damnit, heel!" xD That's just.... my sense of humour xD
Well, we could change Asgard for Álfheim and made them equally powerful but more calm and stoic and focused on science?
No, Loki and Mon-El don't fit together in my brain. More like a typical Asgardian: fights, mead and fun. Maybe he could be Agardian and she from Álfheim but they would to work together? That would be not Marvel universe, just an AU i guess xD
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