#but it sounds cool

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Genshin (crack) theory: So this one dude Afratu (the guy standing near the GIANT ruin guard waaaaay at the southern edge of the desert) says it used to be piloted by a Kharnri‘an called "The Schwanenritter“.

That’s German for "The Swan Knight“.

Mondstadt is (partially) based on Germany, most evident by names like "Der Himmel“ (the sky) for Venti‘s lyre or Mondstadt itself being German for "Moon City“ and wine as a placeholder for beer. What’s rather overlooked however, is it’s connection to fairy tales and the like. Be it the general aesthetics, the library, or most of the books you can collect in Mondstadt being basically fairy tales. One of which is about a certain someone named Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, whose title translates to "Princess of Damnation“.

She‘s the ruler of an elusive but grand kingdom, capable of doing glorious feats, traveling the universe, and her loyal knights of the Immernachtsreich (Eternal Night Kingdom) Kingdom are Ravens - black birds.

During the second summertime event, we have seen what that place looks like, not just on the overworld, but as part of her quest illusion world, where buildings lay sideways or even turned upside down as part of perspective puzzles. On the overworld, we instead deal with stories trying to look though deception and shine light on the liars.

Now tell me,

have you heard about the rumor

that the sky of Teyvat is fake?

Yeah.

The Immernachtsreich is not only real, it’s Kharnri‘ah. They’re one and the same. That‘s why it’s called that- because the new sky is fake, and the truth is hidden in the stars. That’s why the event was full of geometry puzzles, because - just like Ventis statue- it’s all turned wrong. And that’s why, whenever a new BP season starts, story only ever talks about a corrupted princess, regardless of who we choose to play as. Because while it may be the beginning of our story, it was never that of our sibling. It’s of the Princess of Damnation.

Supposed ruler of a kingdom steeped in eternal night, an Abyss. Made to believe she has always been part of Teyvat because all the memories and proof of her true self were erased by the Akasha for a cause yet unknown, as we‘ve seen it‘s possible to tamper with the information of the very world, and is how our sibling most likely erased any trace of his connections to any world other than Teyvat. But unlike our sibling, her bond to the other worlds wasn’t changed. And that’s why she thinks she‘s only roleplaying, and not truly the heir. Heck, that’s why she somehow knows the Traveler isn’t from Teyvat either, why she has the Electro vision, or why her signature move causes her eye to shine in the form of The Star. Because in truth, it’s not roleplay at all.

Genshin side of tumblr, I present to you Fischl, Princessin der Verurteilung, deceived by an unknown being to think she‘s the ruler of the Immernachtsreich also known as Kharnri‘ah, but grasping the truth just close enough to remember it’s not real, even if not in the way she thinks…

…and a Descender.

#genshin impact #genshin impact spoilers #sumeru spoilers #<- cuz of the sumeru stuff #genshin theory #well. #genshin crack theory #my apologies for anyone who disabled shorten posts #yknow that ​guy connecting strings on a board meme #that’s how my brain works #TLDR Fischl‘s a descender from idkwhere like the siblings #but funky world manipulation made her think she’s the princess of the immernachtsreich/Khaenri‘ah #BUT it basically glitched out to make her still know it’s fake *somehow* #so they essentially chucked her into Mondstadt with 2 parents as like. Savekeeping #and then they got another try with Traveler‘s sibling #and this time making them part of Teyvat and the abyss actually worked properly #…so it. Still is the siblings story too #it pretty obviously still is they just didn’t bother making new animations for Lumine because early genshin was just Like That #but it sounds cool #as is evident this theory is 100% logical and might as well be integrated into fanon right this instant /j #Matpat could never lmao-

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

The Isle of the Lost is Neverland.

Think about it for a second: A land untouched by time? By death? What better place to bring the once-dead villains into?

Neverland shouldn't exist, and neither should the Isle. Adults can't find the land their kids vanished into and the people of Auradon couldn't take a look at the Isle if they wanted. And if the imprisoned villains managed to break free? How could they possibly know where to flee?

Neverland became the Isle of the Lost.

It's cruel, really. They only laugher to be heard at this place is an echo of Peter Pan's. Captain Hook says he can still hear it, sometimes. The Isle kids hear half-forgoten words asking them to "come with me" and "be a child forever, never grow up!" in their dreams.

They never respond.

They never got the chance to be kids in the first place.

The waters of the Isle are plagued not only by sharks and crocodiles, no: mermaids, sirens, still lounge in the warm waters, still competing for affections of a boy that is no longer there (or is he?)

The Isle girls don't dare to come to the water.

And the Lost boys? These children out of time?

They have so many new friends now, and they can't figure out why they don't want to play.

The Lost Boys are the only ones to remember that Isle of the Lost was once Neverland.

#disney descendants #the isle of the lost #the isle of the lost is a terrible place #Neverland #peter pan #Wendy doesn't know about this #but it sounds cool #uma does dare to go to the water btw #and cj had to be dragged back from there several times #mal went there on dare #everyone else has common sense #oh and Harriet would kill the mermaids if they hurt CJ #look at me I made myself cry #the isle of the lost is neverland

[deadgoddonoteat]

tell me,,, honest thoughts about park ranger Daniel x resistance ranger Leon yaoi

yes 👍

#I've never played armageddon #but it sounds cool #anf the ship also does #i love crossships #i think that's what they're called???? #receptionist responses

[makkie-is-screaming]

I might get to go deep sea fishing next weekend :)

#My uncles job is paying for it an he’s has some tickets #so far it’s him my dad & cousin #There’s only one more ticket so it’s either me or my sis unless he can get an extra #But it sounds cool #screaming

[jjackfrost]

♪

‘I am quantum physics, my witness brings me to existence’ — I/Me/Myself - Will Wood

#THANKS YOURE MY ONLY HOE #i never know what will wood is singing about #but it sounds cool

[seriousturd]

#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol) #and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

[lynettethemadscientist]

The love I have for you is buried

But buried alive

Clawing and screaming. Begging to be unearthed

But I won’t

#I don’t even remember why I wrote this #but it sounds cool #Drabble

[thestaplerqueen]

has anyone come up with an AI tool that would have the ability to interpret fashion design sketches and turn them into patterns that could then be used to make the garments by hand? Like if I trained an AI on hundreds of patterns with their reference sketches would it then be able to turn new sketches into a working pattern. Would it recognize the shapes on the sketch and translate them into flat pieces? Bonus if there’s an input for specifying certain measurements and then it adjusts the outputted pattern to those measurements. Or like inputs for the number/width of pleats or ruffles. But I want it to calculate the physics of the fabric draping n junk

#Idk much about fashion design and maybe this step of the process isn’t as hard as I think it is as someone inexperienced #But it sounds cool #To just cut out the middle step and go from the ideas to then having the instructions to make it #Also you guys it’s a TOOL it’s an ai TOOL #I’m not asking it to generate new fashion ‘ideas’ I just want it to recognize trapezoids n junk 😭

[pickled-flowers]

Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps

#sex positivity is also respecting sex lives that dont look like yours #or lack thereof #and insulting people by saying they dont fuck make you sound stupid <3 #im sorry i just cant take people who use their sex lives as a flex seriously its just not my thing! #like yea having lots of kinky sex is cool but not having sex and not being interested by sex is also cool #one is not better than the other the human experience is just very varied and diverse #its normal you wont understand everyone your brain isnt even made to comprehend how many human there are in the world #but we should all have spaces to navigate our sex lives as we wish even if that means interacting with sex as a subject as little as possibl

[aitadjcrazytimes]

#lmao #for anyone who's curious the process went: #send ask to aita official #blog blows up #someone realizes its a chexer fic #i follow them bc they seem cool #i join their rvb server #their encouragement pushes me to finish the Actual Fic i was working on #i expand the fic to be more of a whole au after it comes out much better than expected #the next fic in the au that i work on has to do with a character's brain injury #this leads me to do research into brain injuries #''......huh. this sounds. a lot like the neurological symptoms that my doctors have been saying is just part of my anxiety disorder'' #think on that for a while #go to the ER for unrelated reasons #remember my theory #bring it up to the doctor #Doctor Immediate Concern #doctors orders a ct scan #''eeyup! that there's some atrophying and a chiari malformation! y'ever had a head injury'' #(i had had several) #''well! shit! time to refer you to neurosurgery :) see if we cant do somethin about all that memory loss and severe pain and shit'' #and now we are here #it also lead me to research osddid systems for the first fic #and now my therapist is having me tested for osdd because i did not know that those symptoms were not a thing everyone experiences #so like. thanks for helping me meet friends who could encourage me to engage with the things i like + learn more about myself #^ ^ <3 #im actually not gonna say ''ok last update fr this time'' bc idfk maybe something WOULD be funny to post on here

[laviejaguardia]

personally victimized by this show's soundtrack choices

#mmine #the bear #the bear fx #sydcarmy #syd x carmy #sydney adamu #carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto #syd adamu #sydney x carmy #just..... syd asking for help for what's like the first ? time #and then that song kicks in ?? i am UNWELL #also realized a ship name could be bermu like the drink which just makes me laugh #i'm like 3ys late to the party ik i'm just a late bloomer #it's more like i got the invite and it sounded cool but i was busy with another stuff #and just now read it completely and realized it's something i love

[tooweirdfortheworld]

so, from all the posting abt quackity's boyfriends haveing gay sex im guessing it started today

#also #should i watch qsmo #idrk where to #but it sounds cool #love me some charlie slimecicle so maybe ill see if hes streaming it #or making vids honestly

[tubbytarchia]

Missed drawing these two too

Bonuses

#rendoc #still thinking about them a lot #always #hermitshipping #sorry for the weird empty area in the first one. It was my attempt to make it take up less of people's timelines #this art is so embarrassing lol but man I like when Doc's drawn as a big goat man I have no defense I plead the fifth #or well at least it becomes embarrassing when its. shippy #whatever Tumblr people are usually cool so here goes!! #I am 99% a fluff and hurt/comfort person. Idc how frisky these guys get in fanon all I can ever think of is fluff sorry #Also contemplated implementing Doc's accent into the dialogue but I am forever paranoid of offending someone lol #idk how to write accents etc but you guys will make it sound fine in your heads I'm sure #hermitblr #tubby art

[girlboyburger]

i was extremely sleep deprived yesterday when i discovered the dragon survival mod which was LIFE CHANGING when you're on three hours of sleep so of course i made a whole custom forest dragon texture in one day about it. and. just for fun, some concept art i made for it:

#aka i was too tired to trust myself to speak coherently with clients or make commission work up to my standards. but i need to be productive #or ill die #my art #minecraft #mineblr #dragon #dragonsona #of sorts #forest dragon #earth dragon #lush cave #mods in the video tht are noticable btw: complimentary reimagined shaders. alex's mobs. ambient sounds 5. mizuno 16 craft resource pack. #and a really cool seed i found online :] #video #NOT my model but im going to tag it as #my model #since it's 3D work!! actual model made by blackaures who made the mod and also some SICK ass dragon art #also. patreon gets to see the other 3 pages of concept art i made for this later today! :] wink wink nudge. coughs #sorry i need to shill #um. anyways #no name for this dragon yet. i do know it steals livestock from too-small village/illager pens #to give them enriched lives in its expansive cave farm #i'd like to come back to this eventually and touch up the wing design since the glowing spots didnt really shake out

[lylahammar]

Zorella, the centaur pop queen ✨

Thank you to everyone who helped me by voting on her final design in the poll from last week! I'm so so so happy with how she turned out 🥰

#I imagine her music sounds something like a happy medium between Sza and Ashnikko :3 #but maybe more EDM #her style is very raver girl so it fits #it was pretty funny designing basically a lingerie harness for a horse body LMAO #that was actually what inspired her design #I was thinkin about how it would be cool to try to combine strappy harness-y raver girl fashion with horse tack #I'm deffo gonna draw her more bc I already have so many fashion ideas for her #also I've realized that I rly love doing graffiti designs lol I got carried away with her name #it probs distracts the eye too much in the composition but w/e it was fun 😂 #my art #character design #original character #OC #centaur #OCs #eye strain

[thecryptkeeper]

shes one of like four accounts keeping my tiktok downloaded

#theres maybe three small creators that make cool horror content and these are so fun w the sound effects even