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April fools

@themornal and @8edhead are the voices

#ace attorney #reboggels

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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#etrian odyssey #cool!

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Unmute !

#smile tag #reboggels

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OP turned off reblogs

#herlock sholmes #the great ace attorney

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happy birthday kirby!!

#kirby #reboggels

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I haven't drawn Sky fanart for a while. I like this misty forest feeling

#sky cotl #reboggels

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More Kirby art cause it's his birthday

#kirby #reboggels

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Which version Over The Rainbow song do you like the most?

The ukulele one!

#another anon ask #couldnt find the actual clip

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how does water work?

water, in minecraft, is really quite simple, but a lot of people still don't quite understand how it works, so here are a few basic facts on the mechanics of water:

firstly, there are two types of water: flowing water and "source blocks". (flowing water is the official, internal name for the block, while 'source block' is a common community term.) as the names would imply, flowing water comes out of the source blocks. source blocks are the kind that naturally generate and are placed from buckets.

not counting the source block, water can flow seven blocks horizontally in all directions.

i'm using invisible blocks to keep the water in place to better show off the mechanic, but rest assured, that air block really is air.

downward flowing water, as far as the length water can flow is concerned, is basically a source block. if water flows down at all, it will be able to flow horizontally another seven blocks.

the area i built for this doesn't even have enough space to show this off lol.

a block can only be waterlogged with a water source. if you place a block in flowing water, it will simply block the water.

levers are an exception to this on bedrock edition for some reason.

normally, water will only flow horizontally on the ground, but if a source block is placed in the air, it will flow 1 block horizontally before it starts only flowing downward.

this is, of course, assuming the water isn't blocked.

certain blocks, like kelp, can be placed in downward flowing water and turn that into a source block. notice how the water starts flowing 1 block horizontally where the kelp starts. that's because of the kelp turning the downward flowing water into source blocks.

source blocks can also be created if two full strength (that is, level 7, the water flowing directly from the source and not from other flowing water) flowing water blocks meet. here's a very common infinite water setup:

these are both sources. if i let them flow into each other:

now all four of these blocks are sources. because of this "level 7 rule", water can be taken infinitely from this square so long as it isn't taken quicker than the water can flow.

water will only disappear if it is cut off from its source block. for example, if water is made to flow horizontally on the floor, and then the floor underneath it is removed, it will keep flowing the length it was flowing before, as well as also flowing down.

a water source that is actively flowing into flowing water will also appear to be flowing, even pushing any creatures that happen to get caught in it, but it is still a source block.

source blocks that don't flow into anything appear still (at least, on its top. the sides will always appear flowing).

only source blocks can be picked up with a bucket.

#minecraft #save #reboggels

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Do you have a netflix? Spiderman across the spiderverse is on netflix now!

Sick! I don‘t have a Netflix but that might still be good to know, or at least for others reading this now :D

#another anon ask

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I cannot express how jarring it was after being raised by a "Porn Addiction Coach" to get into a relationship with a woman and come face to face with the fact that she did actually want me to sexually desire her.

Like, in Evangelical Purity Culture, male desire was basically poison. It was a threat. It was this constant temptation that would destroy everything. And even after leaving, in the sort of queer, feminist spaces i spend most of my time in that wasn't something that pretty much anyone was spending time actively dissuading me from feeling.

But my desire is good. It's not something that I'm being accepted in spite of. It's a positive thing. It's a bonus. Not even just vanilla stuff, all the stuff I'd convinced myself were these weird terrible desires that were shameful to have.

It honestly took me over a decade to fully accept that. To stop dissociating during sex and confront that I was, in fact, being a massive perv and that was fantastic and preferable and that I could accept that into my self-image without shame or self hatred.

But it's important to do. It's important to leave relationships that don't welcome that part of you. To know that your sexuality is valuable and valid and worth owning and celebrating. Because the alternative is just...not being. Either existing as yourself and repressing the part of your identity that is sexual or allowing that sexuality to exist but turning off your self while it does.

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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What happens if Frisk choose to live Toriel forever (before she stops them) and not meeting goat dad?

Honestly good question and the fact that I never saw a single AU exploring it is shocking

#another anon ask #ig they‘d just. Hang out there #One happy 2 person family between goat mom and her human kid nr 8 #learn to bake and appreciate puns #I mean. Nothing‘s forcing you to ever continue the game from there #does it? #It only happens after you press Toriel about leaving #And even then #you always have the option to leave the corridor - or even escape the fight- #and go back to the room

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus