#but it doesn't have the range

[jacksdegoof]

Oh how I love firefox

#jack rants #the adblockers on chrome stopped working on youtube #so I switched to firefox instead and got a few others that actually works #I also added one to firefox on my phone that lets me listen to youtube when my phone's screen is off #because sadly both youtube vanced and another modified version of youtube went down #spotify in all honor when it comes to listening to music (at least spotify premium) #but it doesn't have the range

[brawlmetaknight]

so obviously bosses are programmed to know generally where the player is, but something i really love about meta knight boss fights in particular is that he is literally always one step behind you. his movements are not erratic, they're directly tied to yours. even if you're on the other side of the stage, he will catch up to your last point of action. it's so cool.

#text #my gif #meta knight #i don't know how to explain this better lol but U KNOW WHAT I MEAN #he doesn't have set patterns like some bosses that will just stay in the middle of the stage and use their size or range to their advantage #meta knight's fighting style is calculated like his personality #it's been like this since the very beginning and i love it

[bonefall]

I’m rereading Po3 and despite its flaws I really enjoyed the introduction to the three. Jaykit isn’t mentioned to be blind in the first few chapters and instead they chose to show how much MORE capable he is compared to his littermates; until at the end of chapter 3, he brings up his blindness on his own. It makes forcing him to be a medicine cat SO much more frustrating because it really feels like they’re setting him up to be a warrior and choose his own fate (note i haven’t finished the reread this is just my first impression)

I like how you seem to take that path in BB regardless! It makes his arc so much more enjoyable

His arc in canon is super frustrating because he's such an independent character who clearly wants to make his own decisions in life, but then he just gets shoved into the medcat den. I LIKE that he ultimately goes there and that he enjoys it; but it was still really fucked up that they stripped away his autonomy in the process.

Re: they are not real, they are writing choices. Taking away the choices a disabled character can make over their own life, forcing them into a celibate nun role, and then going "awwwww dont worry see? he likes it! This was the best thing for him :)" was fucked up.

And imo it didn't have to be that way! You wouldn't have to go the FULL route I did with big changes, he could just be more involved in the descision to stop being a warrior apprentice and it would be fine. Minor change that would make a world of difference.

I do also have to interject to say though... blindness should really not be an extremely severe impairment for a ThunderClan cat.

I'm dead serious.

Whiskers are built-in sensors that tell you the exact position of everything within several inches of your head, ears swerve to pick up sound, and the jacobson's organ provides a sense of smell so keen that I have an entire Clanmew expansion draft because I needed to make WORDS describing the power of this sense that humans do not have. I cannot stress enough how delicate their other senses are, felines do not rely on their sight like primates do

ThunderClan lives in a mixed-oak woodland, where sight is already often obscured by foliage, objects are close together (for whiskers to feel), and nearly every movement makes noise against the leaf litter. RiverClan and (moor-running) WindClan cats would have a harder time with this disability than Thunder or Shadow.

Cat sight SUCKS to begin with. It sucks BADDD. They don't have color vision, they're significantly nearsighted, and they can't track up-and-down movements well. WC doesn't write realistic cats (more like small fuzzy people really) and I also work with more humanesque eyesight, but the only thing Jay should really lose is an ability to rapidly track a small animal swerving fast. Blind cats are often still excellent hunters in spite of that!

So it's an extra big waste that they railroaded him into a position he didn't choose, saying he couldn't be a warrior. This is the perfect disability to write, if you want to explore how ableism can impact the characters in this society who ARE legitimately still capable of nearly full independence, but still need to find accommodations for what they can't do.

In the same arc they're doing the dumb Cinder Reincarnation Plotline, no less!! Where SHE is also feeling like she has no choice over her "destiny," and gets a conflict over a potentially disabling injury

"Oh nooo if cinderpaw breaks her leg she wont be a warrior!"

"What the f-- Im Jaypaw and im reporting live from the scene where a Category 1 Idiot Moment is taking place. Woman breaks leg, suddenly everyone believes she is a horse, more at 11."

One of these days I should really make "herb guides" just covering how various sensory disabilities impact the lives of Clan cats and some tips for writing them as warriors, especially between Clans. Stuff you wouldn't usually consider, like how much noise deaf cats tend to make, how RiverClan would get a ton of sinus infections and lose their sense of smell, being blind in Sky vs Thunder, etc.

#I once saw someone say offhandedly 'well what if someone snuck up on jay from behind and attacked him. No whiskers there' #NEWSFLASH! YOU ALSO DONT HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD #He doesn't have short whiskers either they're normally sized #Something like 4 - 5 inches on a cat like him. About double the size of the head foward and sideways #Once you're talking about close combat like the cats usually do there's no way that you can stay back far enough to avoid them #I want to rewrite owl and jay's fight or make a rematch where jay realizes owl is being a coward #Hanging just out of his range and jabbing at him #But once he realizes it's just a coward's strategy it clicks that the counter is to be aggressive #And not let his opponent out of his 'range' #Also give him a neat little scene where they're grappling next to Black's dam project where it's super muddy #And Jay is like 'YOU WANT TO PLAY DIRTY? LETS GET FILTHY' and dunks Owl's face down into the mud #Because Jay can fight without his sight but Owl doesn't know how to continue while there's stinging gunk in his eyes and nose #I like thinking about what I'm going to do for BB!Jay's matches because his fighting style is really fun to write #1. Be aggressive and proactive 2. Don't let them out of range 3. SCARE THEM #From the Mud Match he learns that the best way to end a fight quickly is to absolutely terrify them #Because they're usually not expecting the fight to be difficult nor are they expecting to feel like theyre in danger #So if you surprise them it breaks their willpower real fast #And as he gains a reputation for brutality he faces less opponents until he's practically known as the Cleric Without Mercy #Bone babble

[sesamenom]

maglor's first time getting to go to a concert / his favorite singer attending maglor's first big concert

#silm #silmarillion #maglor #i didnt feel like inventing a name for the band so their name is just Band in tengwar #im pretty sure band means something in sindarin anyways (as in angband) #btw i have decided the band guy is named #moredhel #hes a feanorian and later a captain of maglors guard in the Gap #and yes he still dresses up like mandos for the bonus intimidation factor in battle #maglor's horses are the least easily spooked in all of beleriand because his army is half singers and all very screamy #only a few of them do the full feanturian look tho #it's very effective because everyone is scared of mandos #ranging from the people who actually know him being somewhat weirded out by his whole prophecy thing #to people who only know his reputation being absolutely terrified #maybe theres one feanturian warrior who specifically dresses as one of irmo's maia #and who specializes in those weird Songs that make people see the events of the song #ooh maybe moredhel survives to the third age and lives in rivendell #he doesn't normally wear the feanturi makeup anymore and basically nobody born post-darkening remembers feanturian-emo/goth subcultures #so when he does put the feanturian mask and makeup on half the house starts screaming about mandos #elrond unfortunately has to deal with it #at least he's causing less trouble than ''''Lindir''''

[unbidden-yidden]

Genuine question for those of you who say that you want the dissolution of all states. What do you envision in place of states in terms of:

Logistics (i.e. making sure every area has the basic resources it needs in order to function and people not die for lack of water, food, fuel, medical supplies, etc.) Like not assigning these things necessarily but literally just getting them to various far-flung places.

Security (how do you prevent people from outside the area coming in and taking everything including resources, land, people, etc.) How do you prevent authoritarian groups coming in and occupying your formerly peaceful, non-hierarchical society?

Supporting people outside of affinity networks or within rigid social systems (a lot of disabled people, queer people, and other people on the social, familial, and religious outs are gonna die without some kind of appropriate systems in place to meet these needs.)

Addressing major environmental challenges that require cooperation over vast areas of land, if not global cooperation.

Rule of law, especially when it comes to human rights, freedom of movement, freedom of religion/culture, dispute resolution between governing bodies of whatever variety that doesn't involve war, etc. but also just like, basic laws governing interpersonal relationships (preventing rape, murder, theft, etc. and addressing the aftermath of those things in a humane, just way.)

Peaceful transition from states to whatever it is you imagine taking their place, without hemorrhaging lives from the most vulnerable populations.

And like, there's more that I'm sure I'd have questions about too, but these concerns are so basic that I just cannot continue the conversation without knowing what the plan is for these essential tenets of an organized society.

Don't get me wrong: I don't love states and wish we had a better system too. I am also painfully aware that states are failing many if not most of these all the time. However, what I would need to know is how what you are proposing is better than trying to improve what currently exists and isn't going to come at the cost of catastrophic loss of human life, human cultures, animal life, and land destruction. And not in a pie-in-the-sky way, a realpolitik way.

#yes this question was originally prompted by the ''I'm not [just] anti-Israel‚ I'm against all states everywhere'' leftists #but I'm not talking about that specific conflict in this post #I am genuinely asking what you envision in place of all states everywhere in the world and how we get there #it's not enough to just say ''states bad'' #that's a long-range criticism that's valid but unactionable without a real plan that doesn't get people killed #if your answer is ''just dissolve [X]'' and you don't have a Plan B? #you are a deeply unserious person and I will be giving your geopolitical opinions the corresponding weight #if your answer is ''the future we work towards should have in mind the replacement of states with a different system but #for now we will try to improve things in [X] [Y] and [Z] ways'' then sure #I'm listening #if you have a plan for an immediate overhaul I'm deeply skeptical but listening

[molagboop]

Noise game.

#winging it #raven beak #samus aran #samus #metroid dread #metroid #chozo #metroid comic #Chozo have a habit of just making noise. it's fun! #Samus does it too (picked it up during childhood) though her smaller human throat doesn't allow her quite as much range. #make no mistake: her mimicry is very impressive. she just can't flawlessly imitate an oncoming 16-wheeler. #She can do other Things though. As Raven Beak displays his mastery over the ringtone. so too does she have this power. #she has the upper hand in some places: lips and teeth allow her more tools with which to execute the finer points of complex noises #but her elders have tricks of their own. #Raven Beak can imitate human kissy noises in his throat using the very back of his tongue #making noises at each other is honestly one of their best bonding activities so far. #though they're usually sitting across the room from each other when they come out with the ear blast-tier moves #they don't need to talk to each other. don't even need to look at each other. they can just sit in the living room and go back and forth #with noises. they get competitive sometimes. that's typically when the loud stuff comes into play. #sometimes they have these wordless competitions of who can make the most intricate noises or the loudest noises or the weirdest noises #or they try to see who can make the most outlandish sound that flesh can feasibly make. like heavy machinery. stuff that you wouldn't expec #someone to be able to make on their own without the help of equipment.

[thelostgirl21]

Me (based on having heard Hugh sing "Waterloo"):

"Well, yeah! Hugh seems to have a very good singing voice! But I don't understand why Joey would be intimidated by - "

"Oh. Nevermind!"

#Hugh Skinner #Radovid #Jaskier #Joly #Harry Bright #The Windsors #Look “Waterloo” is absolutely beautifully sung #but it doesn't really showcase Hugh's range #And he's part of an ensemble in #Les Misérables #so singling out his voice as Joly when everyone is singing is a bit difficult to do... #And the few “solo lines” he has are almost all in a spoken tone #And then #they had his voice dubbed by an actual opera singer for #Falling for Figaro #And he was pretending to sing badly in “The Romanoffs”... #And trying to pretend he didn't really know how to sing / was awfully shy about it on “The Witcher” #So I had a bit of a hard time getting an actual sense of his vocal abilities #Still can't get over the fact that the first time I finally have some idea of how vocally talented Hugh Skinner is #Is while hearing him sing about properly working toilets! #For fuck's sake why?!?!?! #That being said I wouldn't say that his talent would outshine Joey's because the way Joey uses his voice is absolutely brilliant! #He has his own unique sound that is tremendously appealing and relies a lot on emotional layering and his ability #to make an emotional connection with his audience. #But I can understand how singing alongside someone that seems to be more classically trained could be intimidating for him. #My Posts

[bunnieswithknives]

CAN WE SEE THE HOSTAGE ROWAN DOODLES

Oh to be at the mercy of someone so far removed from reality that they can't see how much they're hurting you, and wouldn't care if you told them.

#'rubber ducking' is when you speak aloud to an object and it helps you sort through your thoughts #two of us AU #two of us!Red #two of us!David #somehow having a whole ass man tied up in your dorm seems a lot darker than the fun-free-range-nightmare-house #David healed Red's eye with magic and by that I mean Red just straight up doesn't have an eye hole anymore #but hey! at least he's not bleeding out! #art #doodles #kidnapping #whump #I am working so hard to not be a freak about this

[dinanikto]

I have this headcanon that traditionally Medics were not allowed to fight alongside their teammates.

You see, battlefield medics are not warriors in the real world. They play a very important role, healing soldiers from their home country, but also enemies and civilians.

They must have a visible Red Cross, Red Crescent or other Red standardized symbol on their uniform and/or working tent.

These symbols show people that they can get help without any fear. They will be protected, no matter what side they are on.

They also convey to those fighting that they must not attack anyone or anything that displays these emblems.

So, here is where my theory comes.

Medic definitely didn't fight on the field.

In the Meet the Medic outtakes, we can see him accidentally creating a healing fluid, with his own hands, all by himself.

He is clearly surprised. His team suffers from pain, so I don't think he had any mediguns by his side.

What's more, later in the actual Meet the Medic he tests his newly created medical gun.

Heavy undergoes a difficult procedure with nothing but a healing beam keeping him alive.

Heavy even asks if it's okay for him to be "awake" while he is being cut open. That's obviously NOT something that they have done before.

Later in the episode Medic tests his Über-charge, much to surprise of his teammates. Again, this is NOT something that they have seen before.

Medic quite literally pioneered the Medigun field, granting him the access to an actual battle.

Now, and only now he did quit the Red Cross organization, and only now the enemy team is allowed to hurt him.

I don't see any reason why would the first Team Fortress and Classic Team Fortress have any reason to harm medics.

The first original Medic is... Well, that's Sigmund. I don't know what much to say. He doesn't even wear any protective gear (none of his teammates does, and I think that's the point. their fights weren't that cruel).

And Classic Medic basically has huge Crosses plastered all over his body. His whole costume screams that he's the doctor, and thus should be treated with respect.

And we've come the full circle. Look at this image again.

Classic Heavy doesn't respect Medics, all because Medics do not fight. They can't hold a gun and shoot a guy. They can only heal, eat hot chips and lie, thus they can't help him.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tfc medic #can you tell I'm hyperfixated on this idea? #i also think medic had to be teached how to fight in the close range #heavy and demo have helped with this a lot #(sniper didn't because he doesn't like medic #and spy didn't because he doesn't care. #every other mercs either don't fight up close or don't know how to explain what they do #my thingies

[hephaestuscrew]

I've been thinking again about Minkowski and Hera during the time when Eiffel was stranded on Lovelace's shuttle - about how Hera had gotten so used to monitoring Eiffel's wellbeing, and how Minkowski felt responsible for his safety, and how neither of them cope well with not knowing things they feel they ought to.

Perhaps one day Hera notices Minkowski reading the nutrition information on the back of the ration packs (the same kind as the ones that were on that shuttle). And Hera knows what Minkowski's doing, because she's been running the same calculations herself. Calories in one ration pack multiplied by number of ration packs on the shuttle, divide that by minimum calories required per day, add something on for the number of days survivable with no food at all...

Hera's got access to plenty of information about what the human body can survive, but there's too many variables here. How damaged is the shuttle? What's the temperature like? What's Eiffel's body weight? And there's too many horrible questions that Hera and Minkowski don't want to think about, and are unable to stop thinking about. How much will to live does Eiffel have? How long can a person hold onto hope in a situation like that?

Perhaps they each separately decide on an answer to their calculations, if only so they can pretend they know that he's currently still alive. But their mental countdowns tick down. And so maybe there comes a day when Hera glitches much more than usual. And maybe not long afterwards there comes a day when Minkowski can't seem to focus on anything at all. And maybe they talk about it, or maybe they don't. But either way, they both know that the other is thinking over the same question. And they are both hoping - more than anything - that the answer they've arrived at is incorrect. They are both hoping for an answer that seems impossible.

#Wolf 359 #w359 #I thought about writing this as an actual fic #but I know in my heart I'm not going to #so here's just a random sad post #Apologies #I go back and forth on how much I think Minkowski and Hera talked to each other about Eiffel during this time period #Like sometimes I believe they must have talked to each other a lot about how they felt about losing him #and about the memories they shared of him #because the alternative feels too bleak #But other times I acknowledge that neither of them are really winning any prizes for opening up about their feelings #Either way I think Minkowski and Hera did provide really important support to each other in this time #even if it was more unspoken #I think the way they had to rely on each other in this time really strengthened their bond #Also I couldn't be bothered to figure out actual numbers for how long it might have taken him to starve to death #Lazy research provides too broad a range of answers about that #and I know this doesn't acknowledge the cryo pod #but Minkowski and Hera might not even have had evidence that it was functioning #and they certainly didn't know whether he'd use it #Wolf 359 spoilers #w359 spoilers #the empty man posteth #Hera & Minkowski #Eiffel & Minkowski #Eiffel & Hera #tw starvation

[butwhatifidothis]

Will never forgive certain parts of the fandom for letting the idea of "Claude being confused over Hilda's willingness to die for him is a showing of how morally lacking he is" become an idea that's any kind of popular.

This man spent the first 15-16 years of his life having basically no friends and having everyone around him either trying to murder him outright for attributes about himself he had no control over or otherwise forced him to completely fend for himself against said attempts on his life (Parents of the Year), but he's supposed to just accept that he has someone willing to die protecting him? With that someone being a person who presented herself as someone who would never do exactly that (and who in fact genuinely believed that she would never do that)? After he'd told them to retreat if things got dicey?

His parents literally wouldn't even lift a finger to help stop people trying to murder their child - they told his ass to Get Gud or perish. But him being horrified and baffled that someone would die for him means he's a shitty person who never actually cared for anyone in Fodlan. What complete balderdash

#claude #claude (fire emblem) #claude von reigen #don't normally post in the main tags but omg this take is so ass #''Local Man Raised To Rely On Only Himself And Not Others For Self-Preservation Is Confused By Others' Willingness To Protect Him'' #some folks: clearly this is evidence he never REALLY cared #also ignore his culture that teaches him that retreating to fight later is better than dying in a fight now #that can't possibly have anything to do with anything no it must be that he just doesn't genuinely care #because that is completely congruent with how absolutely distraught he sounds as he's yelling in horror over her dying for him #(oh ENG!Claude if only you were allowed the same emotional range as JPN!Claude because holy SHIT the difference is staggering)

[cerealbishh]

"We get to, this season, explore their chemistry and their real love and their intimacy. So we get to have a glimpse into that world that just feels so pure and beautiful and romantic! And then, sort of navigating those other circumstances once they're out in the world, dealing with real... challenges." - Isa in an interview with The Knockturnal(x)

#outer range s2 #outer range s2 spoilers #maria olivares #rhett abbott #isabel arraiza #lewis pullman #rhett x maria #i know the last gif is blurry but trust me she was holding his arm and i just thought that was adorable #i might add a lew quote if he ever gets asked about outer range s2 in an interview smh(i'm begging someone to ask him more about it!)... #she is always going to pull him in for a kiss like how she pulled him in for a small peck in s1 #the biggest fucking grin on her face whenever they kiss #i feel like i could hear an ''i love you'' sometimes with how they just look at each other? crazy #her smile and him smiling back at her before the forehead kiss is EVERYTHING to me #also her little smile as he kisses the side of her head like she knows he's doing his best and doesn't really blame him for anything? uGH #there was an article that said that maria and rhett may screw royal over? i say they should go for it! #truly if it gives isa and lew more screen time i'm all for it! #i say all this but i still want a spin-off of them just on a roadtrip #i am convinced that he kisses her just because he thinks she's being really cute #they're so annoying... y'all haven't even been dating that long and you're acting like this!! smh /j #i kinda had a feeling that was maria in the trailer doing something to rhett in the trailer(iykyk) and my heart still fell into my stomach #i'm not including any dream/nightmare sequences because as far as we know they can't see the future... right? #do i sound stupid and biased? maybe... please don't judge me #she's hungry but her heart aches to stay... will the flesh have its way in s3? will she be ... ''already gone'' a la eurydice in hadestown?

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

One day Bart will lock eyes with someone from across a room and sparks will fly. It will be an instant connection and Bart will know, right in that moment, that he's found the one. His partner in crime. His other half. His soulmate. It will truly be a sight to see. It's always a beautiful moment when a young speedster first finds their Green Lantern.

#the joke is that speedsters and green lanterns pair bond. get it? its always funnier when you have to explain the joke #anyway for real tho when is Bart getting his GL buddy #its absolutely criminal that he doesn't have one yet #i mean Keli is his age but Keli isn't his soul bonded Green Lantern #theres a very specific GL for each speedster. not every GL gets one. like Barry didn't have Hal Guy and John #he just has Hal. even though the other two are still in his age range #basically what im saying is that Keli isn't Bart's soulbond and there will be more as he ages #but yeah. seriously tho. the speedsters and GLs. they've got weird horse girl energy but for each other #dc #dc comics #the flash #speedsters #impulse #kid flash #bart allen #green lantern #flash fam

[crownedwille]

I've come to the conclusion that loving young royals doesn't mean I can't be critical about it, maybe especially bc I love the show so much I have such strong feelings about it, good and bad and I can love parts of canon and agree with it and appreciate it but I don't have to love it all. I have accepted that it's okay if I don't accept the ending and I don't have to force myself to support it. It's okay to not agree with all of canon and it's okay to not side with all of the creators' intentions/views. Loving a show doesn't mean you have to take everything the writers say on face value and that's the only version that is allowed to exist. Canon isn't everything and fandom is about curating your own experience that makes you happy and not miserable. You don't have to dismiss canon in every aspect and ignore it entirely, that's certainly not what I want but there is a fine line between being canon respectful, allowing some parts to exist and sometimes, yes, you just have to say "fuck canon" and move on for your own sanity and wellbeing

#especically in the first two weeks of a new release everyone is feelings lots of intense emotions ranging from ecstatic to angry #everything in between is a part of it and i know i'm also feeling very strongly about it right now #i always try to stay levelheaded and rational and see things from an objective pov and be diplomatic about discourse #i don't want any of what i say drift off too much into meaningless hate instead of the constructive criticism it's supposed to be #but when you feel so strongly about something and sometimes you really just wanna say yeah i fucking hate it lol #but i always try to explain why and give understandable arguments and not just blindly hate on something #for example - I'm aware there are fans who have some problems with s2 and don't love the season whereas i do and it's my fave #and there is a difference between expressing some criticism and justified concerns which you can understand where it comes from #and those who are just like 'oh it's a horrible season. it was so shitty and we should get rid of it' which is dumb hate and just not true #and i can't support people like that and take them seriously #i can have my own issues with s3 from a subjective pov which can also include some justified criticism as well #but also still acknowledge it as a truly good piece of tv media and the quality is top notch #and that's why you have such high expectations and have critique because it is so good and sets such a high standard #yrtalk #with that being said i understand ppl not wanting to see any critic about it if they are riding the high of happy wilmon endgame #but that doesn't mean that i can't express my own opinions on my own blog and i will continue to do so #and maybe one day i will feel differently and accept or even like the ending who knows #but it doesn't have to happen. it's fine if it does but it's also fine if it doesn't

[gender-euphowrya]

hey btw as a european cunt i am giving full permission to everyone outside europe to absolutely ruthlessly Stab the next european cunt to tell you "we don't have a racism problem like the US does"

#lies lies fucking lies #you know what it takes to get a frenchman to get racist ? #literally just seeing a black person. doesn't need to be anything more. even a picture works. #sources : the way every time i see an online ad that has even just One black person in it all the comments are WEH WOKE GRR BAD #literally white europeans shit ourselves if we walk down the street and someone named aziz exists within a 15 meter range #yeah europe doesn't have a racism problem like the US we have a worse one

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Prove what kind of Gay tmtmtm you are: QUICK! What's Jason Bateman's best/sexiest role?

This is going to sit in drafts while I try and reason out why this is a thing I'm being asked to do and WHY this is being asked specifically, but the Best Bateman is:

Why Pepper Brooks from DODGEBALL of all things?

The himbo energy. The famous meme line in the below gif? "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how well it pays off for them." The previous line gives SO MUCH CONTEXT in case you forgot lmao (Honorable mention to the bisexual seat adjustment here.)

Cotton McKnight : "I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match."

Pepper Brooks : "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."

THE ENERGY. I feel like if this character were introduced today the gays would be ALL OVER HIM.

#what in the unholy fuck #pepper brooks #dodgeball #jason bateman #How does the jason bateman correlate to gay #and why jason bateman #he doesn't have the range darling #that being said #I'm objectively right