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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African

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Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

#holy shit #he deserves a medal ngl #putting his life on the line to prove a point and get shit teacher in trouble... nothing but respect 🫡

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

#ilu lesbians thank you lesbia s

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this is unbearable. just a little while ago when the baby was born we were lamenting that refaat never got to meet his grandkid and now his grandkid, son in law, and daughter are dead too?! ايه القهر ده!

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What exactly is going on with Taylor swift? Did she do something wacky or just release a shit album that's so bad it's funny?

okay i have done time as a swiftie and i now watch over those weirdos like im david attenborough so you’ve come to the right place.

ur correct about it being an album so bad its funny. but theres more. im very sorry but this will be long.

so basically since like 2016 she was in an apparently steady and normal long term relationship with a blond man called joe alwyn whose only character trait is knowing how to shut the fuck up (and i love him for that)

then in april 2023 it was announced that they broke up while she was on tour but bc the relationship had been uneventful and boring this whole time, the general vibe from everyone was “huh thats kinda sad, oh well”

i might be mixing up the timeline a little here but a couple weeks later there were some articles about how she’s now dating matty healy from the 1975. people were mostly just like “pfft its just tabloid shit it cant be true” and then at the next 1975 gig, marty pointed into the camera and said “this is for you, you know who you are, i love you” before playing a love song. THEN at the next taylor gig she did the exact same damn thing and the swifties hit the fan.

to make a very long fuckin story short, they dug up a bunch of dirt about how this dude is a nasty little racist misogynist rat and he needs to get away from their poor little innocent billionaire princess. some people get kinda heated about whether these accusations are true and tbh id rather eat glass than get into that shit myself

SO, swifties outnumber us all and raised absolute hell online while taylor brought this guy to all her concerts and let him perform with the opening acts. her publicist released some statements saying taylor knows what her fans are saying and she doesnt give a fuck. but also said they’re not super serious and are just having fun together.

during all this, theres a small group of swifties that have decided to break away and become very pro-marty and essentially pit him against aforementioned blond man joe alwyn. their general narrative is that because joe loves being quiet and doesnt really do Celebrity Things, that must mean he was ashamed of his relationship with taylor. this is where we get the beloved He Lets Her Bejeweled meme

this fannade narrative becomes more relevant in a bit

at some point during this relationship she releases the joe alwyn breakup song You’re Losing Me, which just describes some very standard long term relationship breakdown stuff. they have different life goals and they’re drifting apart and the communication is breaking down. she kinda wants him to do something to save it at the eleventh hour but that wouldnt be realistic. very sad oh well.

theres a small amount of kicking off from the fandom about he’s awful for this but only bc they’re addicted to the idea that their favourite billionaire is the worlds most tragic victim and honestly whats new

and here starts the very fucking weird trend of her publicist releasing statements that are very clearly deliberately backing up the weirdo fan theories. a lot of “taylor and matty are showing up for each other UNLIKE HER LAST RELATIONSHIP and he is proud of her UNLIKE JOE ALWYN” like..alright.

anyway ratty and taylor break up after about a month of publicly dating and she sings some sad songs and cries at her concerts but everyone mostly forgets about the whole thing.

about a month later travis kelce asks her out and they end up dating and the white women of america collectively cream. personally i dont get it because i dont know what sports are and the only travis im familiar with is the tractor from bob the builder but i digress. the 35 year old deadbedroom swifties are going CRAZY. they’re saying these two are gonna get married and have ten kids and global superstar taylor swift can finally achieve the only real success for a woman: marriage and motherhood. because football man is the only Real Man she has been with due to the fact that he is tall and wide and bearded.

its severely tragic and vicarious

once again the focus does not remain on the couple. they’re turning on poor puppydog joe alwyn again. this time he’s evil not only for being “ashamed” of her but also for wasting her time by not marrying and impregnating her, because as we have established, thats the only point to life as a woman. how dare he waste all that time locking her away in the six mansions that she owns.

and her publicist does the same shit as before with the “he supports her and shows up for her UNLIKE JOE” bullshit. all of these people are over 30 and have never experienced a real problem.

this creates a cycle that is honestly kind of concerning, where the fans invent a strange theory, the publicist backs it up, the swifties add to the theory, the publicist back up the new additions, and so on. taylor continues dating travis and they go to each others concerts/games and act like a relatively normal honeymoon phase couple. the narrative has massively broken away from the reality.

so this continues, people hyping up travis and hating joe. at this point i want to note that taylor and her team have spent a lot of years crying about how the nasty misogynistic media only ever cares about her relationship drama and ignores her art because they hate powerful women or something. the irony is that just about every bit of publicity she’s done over the last year+ has been directly linked to whatever breakup or boyfriend she’s going through currently. they’re definitely not hiding that this is the PR direction they’re going with.

so, with the weird fan rumours continuing to reinforce themselves, the swifties become very confident that their imaginations are telling the truth. they stalk joe alwyns social media presence, of which there is very little. but if you go out looking for mess you never come back empty handed. they find that he has been around women. because he is an actor. and some other actors are women. anyway they fully believe this is proof that he cheated, and they launch harassment campaigns against these relatively small actors, who end up having to private their accounts. then the swifties find another woman to harass for being “the other woman”. it goes on.

then the abuse and domestic violence accusations against joe alwyn are created. not from taylor or anyone close to the situation. only from the fans. her PR team have at least stopped reinforcing the fan theories at this point, but the ball is already rolling.

when she announces her new album, the swifties ERUPT with joy that finally she is going to end joe alwyn, the man who im pretty sure has just been chilling in his house this whole time. the harassment of anyone and everyone deemed in any way guilty continues tenfold. they are openly tweeting about finding him in london and physically attacking and/or killing him (he’s not a huge celebrity and is often just hanging around alone with no security team or anything. im sure these threats arent serious but they feel kinda more dangerous when the target essentially just hangs around as a private citizen)

the album promo is pretty much just.. “hey i dated this dude and he made me sooooo sad isnt that interesting, swifties?” over and over again. each new post brings a bigger wave of joe harassment. they’re champing at the bit for taylor to tell them all the many ways he hurt her so dreadfully.

then the album leaks and its all about matty healy, which is very funny on the dismayed swiftie-violence front but also just..terrible in that she used the harassment of joe as an album promo tactic when the album barely mentions him. the only thing she really says about him is that he suffers from depression and it made their relationship difficult.

..and yeah, the album is about how she’s been obsessed with marty for over ten years and she fantasised about him while in her long term relationship, and theres maybe some overlap of the two relationships. the irony. all the “this man hurt me so much!!!”-type lyrics that were released to promote the album were actually about matty, not joe. a lot of the swifties are continuing to double down on hating joe bc they cant accept that the matty relationship even happened. theres a song about how much she hates her fans for hating her relationship with rarty. its called but daddy i love him. its a whole embarrassing mess for everyone involved, including me for typing all this out.

and after all that most of the songs fuckin suck

#how many songs about her exes being terrible awful awful guys does she have to put out #before realizing the common denominator in all of her failed relationship is Herself #like. i think you just suck & thrive on relationship drama because you rely on it as inspiration for your 'art' ms tay #who's gonna buy your sad dumped girl albums when you're in a stable marriage ykwim #like. can famous men have some dignity gkfjjfd do you really want to be the next dead horse she beats music out of #if i was a millionaire and taylor swift started hitting on me i would donate all i own to cancer research move to namibia and raise goats

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

#give me the technobabble that actually lets me know how/if i can fix the issue

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#y'all will call french weird for gramatically gendering objects and then apply gender roles to food

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#can we talk about how irresponsible that type of. wannabe whistleblower is (cass i mean) #people who put out a study or something that Absolutely shakes up society's perception of something #with bigots using their claims as proof that their views are right #swaying public opinion towards one side ONLY TO THEN be like ''ah. oops. i may have been wrong'' #except by this point nobody's listening anymore. people are running away with the study they're trying to retract #people won't hear the ''what i said wasn't correct'' because they've already convinced themselves that it was #like... think of andrew wakefield literally causing decades of stigma against autism and vaccines #Despite how he got debunked. because people only heard the claim and not the correction #so... damn cass. bit fucking late to be like ''i may have fucked up'' innit #maybe should have thought about that BEFORE publishing the damn study #that you knew damn well the average transphobe wouldn't even fucking read #welcome to 2024 people only read headlines and the details don't matter

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People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

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Can't get over the way Jonathan looked at Dio and laughed, only to get glared at in this scene 😭😭😭 They're so dog and cat

#i have to admit mamoru miyano put his whole pussy and clit into this musical gkfjjfkd #like snapping into his pose like that ? god damn??? #i think it really nailed p1 dio's ''i want to be really edgy and badass but i'm 12 and it's 1880 or something #so all i can do is look nonchalant and make myself big like a panther because linkin park wasn't invented yet''

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people that say that the knuckles show is the worst piece of sonic media ever have not experienced enough sonic media. like that is just statistically untrue

#honestly still have no clue what they were going for with the green guy's quills

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Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#YEAH never posted any of it though it was for Me #i should do that shit again gkfjfkd

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did we collectively forget how influencable young teens are that we're apparently super fine with stuff like sephora kids & whatnot

puts on dentures Back in my day some rapper put out a song about a teen mom and all of my classmates started saying they wanted babies

#like i remember my entire friend group going Ham over this song because it was like #about a young girl getting pregs and everyone says she should abort but she keeps the baby #and it's meant to be some kind of empowering message like ''young moms are strong and deserve support'' #but anyway fucking everyone was all like Oooh it's so beautiful... woah.... maybe i could be a mom..... #and i was like. what the hell are y'all talking about. we're 14. i wouldn't trust any of you to raise a hamster properly. #my point is we should maybe be somewhat more careful about the content and messages we expose young kids to #perhaps. like there Is a conversation to be had about this while also making sure it doesn't devolve into tHinK oF tHe ChiLdReN #not that you want to hear the song but. colonel reyel - aurélie

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Joseph Joestar drops an album and it sounds like this

#jfjdjfkdjdjs