#but in the gym he’s Actually your Living Hell 😭

[apollyonsdarksecrets]

A part of you, a part of me

Summary: Joel’s been down this road before, he’s seen all the signs, and he knows before you ever do that you’re pregnant.

Warning: 18+ Minors DNI. Smut, unplanned pregnancy, crying, fluff, pre-outbreak Joel. Established relationship, cream pie, pet names, cussing, pregnancy tests, just a bunch of happiness because that’s all Joel deserves in this world. 💜😭

A/n: I can’t say Joel has a breeding kink… but I can certainly say he makes me have one 😌

Joel Miller Master List

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Joel remembers everything from Sarah’s mother’s pregnancy, all of the signs that lead up to them finding out. And surely enough it was beginning to show in you.

It started one autumn morning, when he woke up to find you nestled in beside him, face pressed into his chest, snoring slightly, hair in disarray. You were the picture perfect definition of someone getting the best sleep of their lives.

The only reason it concerned his was the fact that you never slept in past 6. You were always up before Joel, making breakfast for him and Sarah and more often than not Tommy, taking Sarah to school with a sweet kiss to his lips before you’d dash off to work yourself.

Brushing the hair from your face he whispers softly, “Honey?” You grumble something unintelligible, pulling a smile from him. “Honey it’s 7:20.” You’re slow to open your eyes, hazy and still leaded with sleep as they focus in on him, his dark hair sticking up around his head like every morning, “You okay?”

“M’ just really tired… think you can take over this morning?” You whisper, reaching up and cupping his cheek, the stubble of his beard scratching your palm.

“Of course baby. You need me to call work? Want a day to relax?” You smile at his concern, knowing he’s already gearing himself to go the extra mile to make sure you start to feel better.

“That would be really nice.” He kisses your lips gently before leaving you to sleep in, and you end up sleeping most of the day away.

Joel’s quick to notice that you start to get more tired as the days progress, usually a morning person you were now sluggish and downing two cups of coffee just to stay alert, you’d stay in bed a little longer and go to sleep a little earlier.

Initially he’d chalked it up to being stress at work, you were an associate for a designer company, making all the hotels and houses around here ‘fancy looking’ as he would say. It was a big, busy job that you were very passionate about.

But then came the emotions and cravings, not anger or frustration like Sarah’s mother, but you cried, and you cried a lot. The alarm bells should of gone off when he found you one night in the kitchen after everyone had gone to bed. You were sitting at the counter crying, no you had been sobbing, and Joel feared the worst until you blubbered out that you just really, really wanted ice cream.

Him finding you like that only embarrassed you more, adding to the water works as he dragged you in for a tight hug, smoothing his hands up and down your back.

“I-I think I’m just PMSing.” You hiccuped bashfully, hiding your face against his chest as he kissed the brown of your head.

“It’s okay, we will go get some tomorrow, it’s Saturday and we can take Sarah with us to the little parlor in town.”

Two months in to your sudden changes is when it all came to a head, he wasn’t being nosy, had actually just walked into the house about to announce himself when he heard you on the phone.

“I don’t know Jenny, works been stressful, I definitely haven’t been eating right and I just don’t have the energy to go to the gym like I use to. Hell even my periods plying hide and seek with me. I thought about making a doctors appointment-“

Whatever else you say is lost on him as he stops dead in his tracks, his muscles tensing and mouth drying up. He makes his legs move, taking him around the corner and into the kitchen. You don’t notice him at first, giving him the perfect opportunity to just look at you, to really look at you.

At the sake of sounding corny… You really were glowing, face a little rounder, body filling out in different ways, curves softening under your clothing. The changes were slight, not so prominent yet, but he can see it.

His heart speeds up, emotions rolling through him like the ocean in a storm.

You are pregnant.

Walking closer he catches your attention, making you crack a wide smile that has his knees going weak. “Hey, Jenny, Joel just got home I’ll talk to you later… love you too, bye.”

Setting the phone down, you go to stand but Joel’s in front of you, dropping to his knees and capturing your hips in his hands. You let out a startled yelp, hands coming to rest on his arms squeezing gently.

“As adventurous as I am, I don’t think the kitchen is t-.”

“We need to talk.” His serious expression extinguishes your excitement, panic flashing through you instantly.

“What’s wrong? Is Sarah okay? Tommy?”

“Yes, they are fine, we need… we need to talk about you.”

“Me? Honey I’m fine, what do you mean?” Nervous laughter bubbles up in your throat, mind racing in every possible direction this conversation could go.

Joel rolls his lips together, glancing to your stomach then back to you. Your face is contorted with confusion, your grip tightening on his arms. “When… how long has it been since you’re last period?”

You scoff at his question, eyes rolling slightly as your posture relaxes. “Baby I don’t know, I haven’t been tracking it like I usually do. Between Carol and Tray calling out of work I’ve been given both of their projects to present, that’s two on top of my other two. And -.” You roll your eyes, temper rising, “and get this, two of them are so within three hours of each other, now how in the world am I supposed to-.”

“Darlin’.” Joel cuts off your rambling, one large hand shifting to your softer stomach, rubbing slow circles as he watches the confusion melt into realization and then back to panic as your eyes drop to your stomach.

“N-no… no Joel we.. we always use condoms.”

He gives you a look that says you’re lying through your teeth, which you are, there has been a few times over the past couple of months, after you’ve both had one to many drinks where you’ll wake up in the morning, slick between your thighs.

Joel watches your face pale, body shaking in his grasp and he pulls you a little closer with the hand on your hip. “How long?”

Swallowing you finally look at his face, his eyebrows furrowed slightly, expression pinched with… worry? Upset? Is he scared? Your own fears rise eyes flicking between his and something in his chest cracks open at the look on your face.

“M-maybe two months… I-I really don’t k-know.”

He nods, rubbing slow circles into your stomach, already knowing but needing to be sure. “Let’s take a trip to the store okay?”

*~*~*~*~*~*

You’re both quiet sitting on Joel’s bed, two positive pregnancy tests laying in between you. You are fighting back tears, stiff and trembling, waiting on Joel to blow up.

You’ve only been dating for three years, kids have never been a topic of discussion seeing as Joel already has Sarah, he’s been through the baby phase. Then there’s the fact you don’t officially live with him, though you’re apartment in the city is only visited when you need to do laundry. Almost every moment of the day is in this house or at work… does that me this will change everything?

“I’m… I’m so sorry Joel.” You finally whisper, fat tears rolling down your cheeks.”

“What?”

“I should… I should of been on the pill, I should of been more careful… I didn’t mean to do this to you.” The absolute devastation in your voice makes Joel move, kneeling down in front of you like earlier, this time his hands are on your waist, thumbs stroking the sides of your changing belly.

“Don’t you dare talk like that, you didn’t do anything to me. Yes I’m scared, I’m scared shitless but fuck baby… I’m over the moon.” Your watery eyes dart to his and he’s smiling, joy shining in his soft drown eyes making something inside your body relax for the first time in hours. “Now… I know-I know we didn’t plan this but I mean… This is us. This right here.” He leans forward, pressing his lips to your stomach making you giggle breathlessly. “This is a part of me and a part of you that… God it’s so wonderful and you’re so wonderful and I love you so much, I love this so much.”

Tears brim his own beautiful eyes, hands gently squeezing your sides, curling into the fabric of your tank top as he searches your tear streaked face. “You my sweet girl, are going to be the most amazing mother.”

Whatever reservations, whatever doubts you were holding onto flood from your body with the shaky breath that escapes through your trembling lips, and without thought you lean down, capturing his lips in a kiss, one that pours every little emotion you don’t know how to communicate into him.

Joel stands, lips never leaving yours and pushes you back gently onto the bed, fitting himself between your legs as the kiss slowly turns hungry. You’re burning from the inside out, tears still escaping down your cheeks, as Joel settles himself over you, mindful of his weight.

“Shhh don’t cry honey.” He breaths, lips moving down to your jaw, working the skin with sloppy kisses.

You tilt your head back, body thrumming with sudden need. “H-happy tears.” You manage to squeak out, hands tugging at his t-shirt wantonly. “Joel… I want you, please I want you.” You beg, arching your back pressing your hips up against him searching for some form of friction.

“I know baby, just relax. I’ll take good care of you.” He mumbles against your throat, a hand finding your pajama shorts and tugging them down, exposing your bare cunt to the cold air. He sits back, pulling your shorts over your ankles with a low growl. “Fuck baby, you’re so wet for me already.” Joel swipes a fingers through your folds, gathering your juices and circling your clit.

You whine into the air, closing your eyes as another pulse of arousal shoots through you, heart hammering against your ribs. “Please… Don’t tease me please.” The tears now streaming down your cheeks are out of desperation, your hands finding his belt and yanking at the worn leather.

Joel only chuckles with a shake his head, helping you unbuckle the belt and open his jeans, shoving them down far enough for his cock to spring free. You groan at the sight, letting your legs fall further open as you grab a fist full of his t-shirt pulling him to you.

“Need my cock that bad baby? Can’t wait any longer?” He groans as he runs the tip along your soaked folds, bumping your swollen bud making your hips jerk.

You shake your head, watching his cock as he slowly presses the head into your opening, your lip caught between your teeth.

“Hey,” Joel’s fingers find your chin, lifting your gaze to his and he feels like he might blow his load then and there. Your eyes simmer with pure lust… pure list and want and love and your looking up at his through your long lashes making his breath hitch in his chest. “Eyes on me when I fuck you, wanna see that pretty face when I make you cum.”

“Y-Yes sir.” You nod weakly, head resting back on the pillows as you hook your ankles around his waist.

“What a good girl you are.” He slowly thrusts in, savoring how you stretch around him, always so tight and warm. A low moan falls from your lips, legs tightening around him encouraging him to go deeper and he obeys, sinking into you completely.

You both stay still for a moment, breaths labored and hearts pounding. Joel keeps himself propped up with one hand, the other pushing your shirt up just under your breasts, finding its place on your small bump.

Joel pulls out half way before sinking back in, moaning and closing his eyes briefly as he finds his pace, deep and slow making your eyes roll and body languid below his. You can feel each bump and ridge of his cock, rubbing your walls in just the right way that your orgasm builds quickly. “So pretty, always wanted to put a baby in you, never thought I’d get the chance.” Your pussy squeezes around him your soft whimpers follow. “Yeah? You like that?”

“F-fuck… yes Joel… yes.” Your grip tightens on his shirt, anchoring yourself to him as pressure begins to build in the base of your spine.

His voice drops, the timbre in his drawl making your blood thick in your veins, head heavy and empty. “Just gonna have ta’ keep you pregnant then, barefoot in ma kitchen, swollen with all my babies.” Joel’s thrusts speed up, his mental image of you driving him closer and closer to his own orgasm. “I need to feel you cum for me, cum on my cock baby.”

His fingers find your swollen clit, rubbing tight circles and you nearly scream, the pressure radiating out into your abdomen pulling your muscles tight. You nod feverishly, panting out some form of yess and please, teetering on the cusp of oblivion, just for him.

Joel groans, eyebrows drawn together and thrusts turning sloppy, he can feel your pussy spasming around him and he knows he won’t last much longer.

“Let it go baby, let it happen, cum on my dick like the good girl you are.”

And it snaps, the tension flooding from your body as your orgasm erupts, a silent scream forming your lips into that perfect O shape that Joel loves so much, and as your cunt clenches down on him he stills, rope after rope of thick cum painting your quivering walls. He moans loud and deep, a shudder raking through his body as his eyes close and he basks in the euphoria washing through him.

Your legs shake around his twitching hips, whining pitchy and out of breath and Joel finally moves his fingers from your sensitive clit, splaying his hand across your stomach.

“You’re gonna be such a good mama.”

*~*~*~*~*~*

You both wait until after your first doctors appointment to tell Sarah and Tommy, over a lovely family meal.

“This is so good.” Sarah mumbles out around a mouth full of homemade lasagna making everyone laugh.

“Thank you, it’s my mamas recipe.” Joel’s eyes lock with yours, a smile tugging at his lips as your heart pounds in your ears, ready to spill the beans like you’ve planted. “I hope one day I can pass it on to you and your little sibling.”

It takes Sarah a minute, but Tommy stops eating immediately, his eyes growing wide, head wiping up to look between you and his brother, the smile that spreads across his face makes your heart warm.

“Ooo I’d love to try and cook it with you some time, I like learning new…” The realization dawns on her then, her jaw dropping open, shock taking over her expression and Joel can’t help but laugh.

“Really?” Sarah turns to you, and you’re already nodding, tears filling your eyes at the same time hers do. “I’m going to be a sister?”

“Oh honey…” She’s out of her chair and crashing into your open arms in an instant, crying against your chest as you bury your face into her curls, holding on tightly.

Tommy embraces Joel, patting his back roughly as Joel beams, watching his two girls over Tommy’s shoulder. This moment, this instances is all he’s ever dreamt of.

#joel miller x female reader #joel miller #smut #the last of us #joel miller the last of us #joel miller x reader #joel miller x y/n #apollyonsdarksecrets #pedro pascal #joel miller smut #the last of us smut #Joel Miller breeding #pregnancy #happy

[eli0004]

since you don't do sub content, could you do something fluffy with jean? anything if you want

Anon, your wish is my command! 🖤

Dating Jean Kirstein-

Synopsis: Headcannons for a Modern AU! Version of your favorite horse boy

Rating: SFW

Warnings: one slightly suggestive hc, implied body image issues, jean has a history of toxic relationships

Ok, so first of all, Jean isn’t your typical boyfriend. He’s boyfriend: Feminist Edition✨ and body positivity king, hello?

He’s also, as we all know, a huge simp. But a legitimate simp, “spend all his money on makeup and call him bro” type simp.

Because of that, he’s had a few really shitty relationships where he was badly taken advantage of, and he always vows to really assess a person’s green AND red flags before proceeding.

It never works out that way, obviously. Bro wouldn’t know a red flag if you shoved it up his ass 🚩. He sees a pretty girl and is suddenly color blind.

Because of his history in that aspect, when you first confess your feelings to each other he’s absolutely terrified that it’s one big joke, or destined to fail.

But as you both get closer, he lets his gaurd down, and bro is down so bad.

You say “jump” an jean says “how high”

He is 110% that guy who notices everything you do with your appearance. I mean come on “You have really pretty black hair.” But that’s also just because he doesn’t understand the whole “it’s not polite to stare” thing.

Jean when you do literally anything: 👁️👄👁️

He’s a gym bro, change my mind (you can’t 😈)

If you’re insecure Jean is one of those guys that will ask you how much you weigh, and you’ll be like “damn that’s really icky and disrespectful” until you see him placing that exact amount of weight on the bench.

He’s like “see, you’re not too heavy for me” wink wink

He’s so endearingly stupid

If you’re not insecure tho, Jean will be there to hype you tf up when you’re feeling confident

“Hell yeah, look at those glutes babe!” *smack*

Either way he’s obsessed with you, regardless of what your body looks like or whether or not you like it.

Modern Jean 100% has a minor Fratccent from his college years.

Once or twice, he will accidentally call you bro, but he’ll be so apologetic TT you can’t even be upset.

He’s the type of guy that will walk around with his hand on your ass instead of your waist if you’re ok with that

His shit eating grin when someone mentions it, he’s like 😏😏😏

Scratch his head with your nails, DO IT

This man will be snoring immediately, it’s his favorite way to fall asleep.

I’m also a firm believer that modern!jean is not a natural blonde, so from time to time he’ll let you put streaks of vivid color in it, bonus points if you match with him

He’s actually a pretty good cook, so when you’re feeling homesick he’ll prepare your comfort meals for you

His love languages are physical touch, and words of affirmation. Jean will actually spontaneously combust if you compliment his biceps or tell him he has pretty eyes

He’s also totally comfortable with his masculinity so he’d be thrilled to be involved in your skincare routine, do face masks, let you clean up his brows, put makeup on him etc etc.

In fact, if you’ve had a hard week, he’d be the one to come home with a bottle of wine, face masks, nail polish and snacks. Top tier self care night, would sit on the couch with you and all your plushies and watch love island or something 😭

He gets so into the drama, it’s actually hilarious. By the end of it he’s rolling his eyes and trash talking at the tv

Will get wine drunk and dance in the living room with you

Honestly, we all just need to get ourselves a Jean. 😔💞

#aot x reader #aot smut #aot x y/n #aot headcanons #attack on titan x reader #attack on titan #attack on titan headcanons #jean kirschtein x reader #jean kirstein #jean kirsten x reader #jean kirschstein #jean kirschtein imagine #jean kirschtein x you

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

🪓 Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Some Thoughts 🪓

I decided to rewatch NPMD (second day in a row 🙈) and wanted to write down some random thoughts and reactions because why the fuck not 😌

‼️ SPOILERS FOR NPMD BELOW ‼️

I loved this show from the second it started omg I love things about murder 🤭

“Riiiiichie… Riiiiiichie…” — kind of gave off IT vibes ngl

They really killed off Jon Matteson’s nerd character in the first 35 seconds 💀

“They twisted his nipples off 🤣” - WHY WAS HE SO HAPPY ABOUT IT

THE PROJECTION OF THE TITLE IN THE VICTIM’S BLOOD, STARKID HAD HELLA BUDGET FOR THIS SHOW 🙌🏻

“🎵I’m dead…the blood is arbitrating from my head🎵” needs to become a trending TikTok sound or something oh my fucking gOD

LAUREN YOU QUEEN 🙌🏻👏🏻 also living for that fucking wig

MARIAHHHHHHH 🎵❤️

Definitely felt the “High School is Killin’ Me” “I’m so fucking dead” in my soul even though I’m a full ass adult now

“I was deep in a Twitter fight about a problematic puppy” ROFL OMFG

Joey as Peter Spankoffski 😭👏🏻

ANGELA AS GRACE CHASITY HELL FUCKIN YEAH SHE IS EATING THIS PART UP

We all knew someone at school who snitched to the teachers lbh 💀

“So you don’t wanna be bullied?” “No, I wanna be invisible.” “…then why do you come to public school dressed in suspenders and a fucking bow tie?” - PLEAAAASE 💀🤣

MICRO-PETER 😂💀

Joey taking off his glasses and going “oh god” under his breath, “IT’S NOT ACTUALLY A MICROPENIS”… oh he ATE the role, R*bert who?!?

“My titties are tenderised” - I MEAN SAME BUT-?!?

“I didn’t know you were funny.” “Neither did I.” “I like funny guys.” — I AM SORRY BUT IM ALREADY SHIPPING HARD

Actually obsessed with Richie’s hair and outfit like I can’t explain it other than I’m obsessed

IT’S MAX JÄGERMAN

“Ohh well there’s a difference between intent and impact - I learnt that at an anti bullying assembly last month, FUCK NUGGET” took me off guard tbh like I know I’m tired and easily surprised but still 🤭

GRACE CHASITY PROTESTING THE CO-ED HOMECOMING DANCE I CANNOT-

Jägerman is literally the archetype of the school bully jock who peaked in high school like omg but also he’s into Grace?!?!

“I run laps in the gym and I don’t want to slip on any SPUNK” - FUCKING HELL

“Can I carry your books for you?” “Carry my books? 🤢 I don’t think either of us are ready for that, I mean we’re only 18!”

“My little dirty girl.” — 😳😲😮‍💨

“I am only one man’s girl, Max, and his name is Jesus Christ!” — IM FUCKING HOWLING ANGELA KILLED THE DELIVERY OF THAT LINE I CANT-

“I’m a literal monster!” - oh so Max is self aware then 🤔

“This is politics, Stephanie 🙄 learn to multitask!”

I love that Starkid keep casting Corey as Mariah’s dad?!?

Stephanie is apparently her father’s “October surprise”… so her birthday is in October, like Hannah Foster’s? 🤔

“Stephanie, please, I’d like to have an intelligent conversation with you - in other words, shut up” - DAMN WHAT A BURN

NOOO NOT HER PHONE 😰 (I am also addicted to my phone so I get it lol)

NOT STEPHANIE THROWING HER HAND BETWEEN HER PHONE AND THE HAMMER OMFG (same though)

Mayor Lauter really said “I don’t give a shit if you lie, steal or cheat to get your grades up, just don’t get caught” - spoken like a true politician

“How am I supposed to study without listening to Spotify?!?” probably should not have resonated with me like it did 🤭

Peter trying to make a joke and Richie and Ruth not getting it is so relatable tbh

I’m obsessed with Ruth’s mushroom jumper tbh

“I just want someone to touch me… anyone, PLEASE” — ROFL (same girl)

“What was it like when she touched your arm?… DID YOU CUM?!?” — 💀💀💀💀

“You and Steph, it’s a fantasy - like a boy and his anime love pillows. It’s a beautiful dream, but I’ll never hold the real Rei or Asuka in my arms.” — I AM PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

“I’m such a loser, telemarketers hang up on me” 💀😭

DID RICHIE JUST FUCKING SAY “NANI!” JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANT DEAL WITH THIS SHOW 🤣

Richie and Ruth climbing Pete like a tree and demanding to know what Stephanie is saying is so ridiculously funny 😆

“Really, Ruth? A Star Wars analogy? Need I go into why Attack on Titan is superior in every possible way?” — STARKID UNDERSTAND THE NERDS I LOVE IT

“You’re telling me I gotta be funny again?!? I didn’t do it on purpose the first time!”

“Pete, you’ve been given a once in a lifetime opportunity - someone’s willing to tolerate your presence for a whole evening! This may never happen again!” — damn wish that would happen to me 😭🙈

Not Pete getting a boner during “Cool as I think I am” 🙈

Nooooo not Max finding Pete before he could go into the restaurant to meet Stephanie 😭

“I’m sick of your ssshhhhit!” — YES PETEY STAND UP TO HIM

The fact Max said “Rendezvous” as “Randay-Voose” 💀

The way it transitioned from “say your prayers” to the Chasity family going “AMEN” was PERFECTION

Grace’s father referring to his wife as “mother” is…something 💀

“He came up to me in the hallway and he asked if he could carry my books.” “Oh, Mark - I didn’t know that sort of thing happened at Hatchetfield High! Do you think you should call the boy’s father?” — ?!?!?!

“Mom, will you pass the butt stuff? The butter. Butter. Will you pass the butter? (Chuckles nervously) I just want some head and butter. BREAD! Bread! Bread and butt-sex to go with this big shaft of meat I’m gonna choke down. Oh boy…oh criminy!” - THE SCREECH I GAVE WAS UNHOLY

“I’ve just got some butterflies in my tummy; and they’re flying REAL low today” 😭💀🙈

GRACE FANTASISING ABOUT MAX IN THE BATH I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS

“Brewing up a big ol’ pot of dirty girl soup” - ABSOLUTELY NOT 💀

HES FUCKING SHIRTLESS WHAT THE FUCK-

“Everyone’s got their secrets, and this one’s mine. I love… Jesus! 😃” - this was when I definitely knew she was fantasising because ain’t no fucking way-

WAS THE DIRTY GIRL SONG SUPPOSED TO BE VIEWED AS HOT BECAUSE I AM VERY FLUSTERED AND CONFUSED AND TOTALLY VIBING WITH THE TUNE

🎵 DIRTY DIRTY GIRL WON’T YOU PRAY FOR ME🎵

You see, if Christian parents didn’t repress their teenager’s hormones and sexuality then MAYBE their teenagers wouldn’t resort to murder 🙃

Grace’s dad saying he’s going to get the plunger when she said she was doing a big poop 😭💀

Grace really thinks that impure thoughts only happen after marriage and I almost envy her innocence

“Money isn’t everything… looks are.” - yeah no that about sums people up in this day and age 😑

“We thought you were waifu material, but you’re just a bully” — NOT WAIFU MATERIAL 💀

PETE’S BLACK EYE NOOOO 😭🥺

Grace is kind of a psychopath and I’m loving that for her tbh

“I’m not comfortable with the plan if it involves that kind of language” but she’s comfortable with filming someone getting terrified and pissing their pants 💀

The “the place is not structurally sound” comment was DEFINITELY foreshadowing

“I get pus in my pits!” Jesus ☠️

🎵🤌🏻we’re gonna bully the bully🤌🏻🎵

“We’re gonna cut off his nips!” - what is with the obsession with n!pples in this show 😳

I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WHEN THEY TALKED ABOUT KEEPING THE BEANS COOL

“You’re like super nice to me 😀” “…not really. I’m just doing the bare minimum here.” “You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.” “Oh, that’s sad!” — 😂😅🤣

“Okay, Richie, be honest… Am I reading as ghost or Lin Manuel Miranda” — OH FUCKING GOD IM CACKLING

“You kinda look like that homeless guy from downtown” 💀 FOURTH WALL BREAK?!?

Max must be VERY drunk because ain’t no way he thought Pete was a ghost or Ruth was actually a skeleton 💀

“Grace, we gotta abort the plan, it’s not working!” “It’s working for me, he’s so violent! 😍”

Not Max actually being touched by them putting this whole thing together for him 💀 very much giving off himbo vibes and I love him for that

MAX FELL THREE STOREYS

Oh my GOD THE FUCKING MAKE UP ON MAX FOR HIS DEATH SCENE HOLY SHIT

“NERDY! PRUDES! MUST! DIE!” — oh hey it’s the name of the show! 😃 And also it was written on the wall in… oh 😳

“I did get a lot of incriminating footage of us luring him here with malicious intent!” - uh oh

“My god! We’re going to jail! And with my luck, no one will even bother making me their bitch!” — PLEASE 💀

“It wasn’t murder, and it wasn’t an accident… it was an act of God! 😇” - Grace is UNHINGED

“No more tickling in our mommy spots!” - OUR WHAT SPOTS?!?

“🎵🤌🏻 We’re gonna bury the body! 🤌🏻🎵”

“Oh no she’s snapping again”

“I just cut off his nips 😌” - again with the nips?!?

DAN AND DONNA 😃😃😃

“Two weeks of heartache” - cut to all of his classmates happy without his influence 💀

STEPH PASSED THE TEST! 😃

“Ya know, this is really your C+.” “Oh Steph… you can keep it. It’d really bring down my GPA.”

Steph asking Pete out to the football game 🥹😁 we love to see it!

GO GO NIGHTHAWKS! 😃🦅 (I know it’s an eagle emoji there’s no hawk emoji 🙈)

“N, I-G, H-T… *squawk squawk* Ks!” 👏🏻🙌🏻

Richie is the team mascot and they wanted/needed him in the huddle 🥹

They apologised for bullying him 😭👏🏻

“And we’d like to apologise in advance for if Max ever comes back, ‘cause we’ll probably go right back to doing it”

“Fuck Clivesdale! Fuck ‘em straight to hell! Assholes!” — AGREED! 👏🏻

I’m 90% sure Jon actually struggled with taking that mascot top off but it worked well with the scene so 😌

“I love being alive! 😃” — oh he’s so about to fucking die, isn’t he?

IT’S MAX CALLING FOR RICHIE HES BACK FROM THE DEAD

MAX’S COSTUME/MAKE UP IS AMAZING OH MY GOD 😌💅🏻

“Should’ve joined the smoke club you nerdy prude” — ANOTHER SMOKE CLUB REFERENCE

Every song on this soundtrack fucking slaps I LOVE IT

There’s not very many men that can pull off being absolutely absolutely fucking terrifying while dancing and singing across the stage but Will Branner managed it so kudos to him

The bit where Richie was repeating what Max said (“who will pray for me? When I’m gone?”) was INSANELY GOOD

“What did they find? You don’t say…you don’t say!” “What’d they find, dad?” “They didn’t say” - 💀

“Oh heck… I’m so hecking fudged”

“*relieved* Oh well we don’t know anything about that one!” “Or ANY one!”

“Maybe it’s a coincidence. People tell me to die every day!” — Okay why is Ruth kind of me 😭

THE FUCKING CAMEOS IN “HATCHET TOWN” ASDFGHJKL?!?! ZIGGY?! MAN IN A HURRY?!? GERALD MONROE?!?

“Ohhh I remember before the lockdown” - yeah me too 😅

THE BARBECUE MONOLOGUES GOT ME HOLLERING 💀

Ruth walking onto the stage and into the spotlight 🥺 literally she was me this whole scene omg I relate so hard to most of what she said ASDFGHJKL

Lauren ATE that song up by the way

MAX KILLED HER BY WEDGIE-ING HER IN TWO AND THEN PUT THE PANTS OVER HER HEAD WHAT THE FUCK MAX 😭

Him telling her to “project” so those in the back row could hear her triggered me so bad as an actor omg 😳

Grace really accusing the entirety of Clivesdale 💀

As soon as the WWJD bracelet was brought up I KNEW what was going on 😭

“Who’s plan was it, Grace?” “It was God’s plan! And now he’s leaving me out to dry! Do something, you son of a bitch!” 💀😅🤣

Grace has lost her fucking SHIT and I fully support that for her

“Show Me Your Hands” musical refrain?!

BEANIES?!? PAUL AND EMMA?!? 😭😭😭 ITS FUCKING PAUL AND EMMA I CANNOT-

“Cup of roasted coffee” refrain too?!?

PAUL GAVE EMMA HIS NUMBER 😭❤️

PAUL + EMMA IN EVERY SINGLE TIMELINE, EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE-

“EXCUSE ME I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE FIVE FUCKING YEARS AND I STILL HAVE NOT RECIEVED MY GODDAMN HOT CHOCOLATE” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂 I FUCKKING CANT IM DONE

🎵”Don’t need a lover boy need a lover man / sure I’m a sapiosexual and you’re intellectual but I’ll cut my lover losses when I can” 🎵 — this song goes so hard omg

Grace pushing between them and shouting “leave room for Jesus!” 💀

“Do we need to get ahold of Ruth?” “Good luck getting ahold of her. Does your phone pls cover calls to hell?” “…Hell?” “She’s bisexual and dead, where else would she be?!?” — 💀

Grace whipping out the gun and telling Steph to cool her beans was so iconic of her

“(Canadian accent) ‘Cause if I’m going down, you hosers comin’ with me, eh” — OH MY FUCKING GOD

Doesn’t shock me a cop would arrest Paul for zero fucking reason, fuck the police 💀

“All I wanted was to be a regular girl with no sexual desire until she was safely married 😭” the FUCK-

“Don’t comfort her, she’s fuckin’ weird” 💀

“I don’t give a shit who you kill - but you just had to go and do it in that house, didn’t you?” — Mayor Lauter really said “murder is fine but NOT in that specific house, you fucking idiots”

THE LORDS IN BLACK?!? 😃 WIGGLY AND BLINKY AND POKEY AND NIBBLY AND TINKY?!?!? FUCK YEAAAAHH

“She gave me head in her car - check it out!” *throws Miss Tessburger’s head onstage* — BRO THE FUCK

WELP I GUESS MAYOR LAUTER IS DEAD THEN?!?

“Detective Shapiro, are you a woman of faith?” “Catholic.” “I’ll take that as a no” — THE FUCK GRACE 😑

They’re really about to summon five otherworldly entities who are evil I’m-

The Summoning screams CRACK and I’m living for it

“Hello Fwendy-Wends” - SCREAMING LITERALLY FUCKING SCREAMING

“WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE” TOOK ME OUT ASDFGHJKL

SHE CHERISHES PETE 😭

“Pay the price or fuck off” 💀

Can I just say that I need would love a show specifically just about the Lords in Black fucking about and it’s Jon the whole time as Wiggly exactly as he was during the Summoning scene because that was AMAZING IM SHAKING-

The fact Pete cherishes Steph and she cherishes him oh my hEART 😭

“Hey Steph, if things were different, would you wanna come to homecoming with me?” “I’d like that, Pete. I’d really like that.” - SHUT THE FUCK UP NO 😭😭😭

Not Max saving Pete from being shot 💀

“So you do know the Bible!” — GRACE OMG IM SCREECHING HELP

“But Jesus never threw a football like you, Max” - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Max being confused about what dirty girl soup is and then being turned on when she explains 😭💀

“Take me, Max, right here on the 50 yard line!” — oh dear gOD

Max’s struggle over whether to kill Steph and Pete or whether to bang Grace omfg 😭😅

THE NOISES OFF STAGE OMFG WTAF 😭💀😂😅🤣

Grace got Max kicking his feet, twirling his hair, after one shag, just like a teenage girl 💀 I’m crying so hard with laughter I can’t cope with it-

GRACE GAVE HIM HER CHASTITY AND SACRIFICED WHAT SHE CHERISHED MOST ASDFGHJKL

PETE AND STEPHANIE AT HOMECOMING TOGETHER ASDFGHJKL ✨T H E M ✨

Grace choosing not to get the dance cancelled and she brought a date?!? That’s character development! 😀

She let Jason walk her home?!? O_o and then asked him to kiss her?!?!

“That was… absolutely disgusting! Really, Jason?!? Kissing on the first date?!?” Oh noooo 💀

“You’re a dirty perv, Jason”

SHES GOT THE FUCKING BLACK BOOK IS SHE SUMMONING THEM AGAIN

🎵DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE🎵

Well thIS TOOK A FUCKING TURN DAMN

Anyway, 11/10, immaculate, amazing, incredible, show-stopping, would recommend to everyone of course and will definitely be rewatching it a LOT 🪓

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #team starkid #joey richter #mariah rose faith #angela giarratana #lauren lopez #jon matteson #curt mega #kim whalen #will branner #corey dorris #grace chasity #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #richie lipschitz #stephanie lauter #ruth fleming #max jagerman #mariah rose faith casillas

[thefiery-phoenix]

YANDERE MUNSEONG KIM HEADCANONS

Damn... it's UNFAIR that most of the characters from the Manga are so good looking😭 Those pecs though...😏

Honestly it would be quite difficult to even figure out if he really was a yandere or not. Though he doesn't really interact with people that much, he's the silent observer and mentally takes note of whatever is going on. Even if someone picks on you for something, a single death glare from him is more than enough to send them running in the opposite direction. Or the two of you could end up being paired up for a project or something together, he understands if you don't feel like working with him since apparently he's scary to the rest of the class because of his fighting skills. However he's surprised when you start talking to him brightly with a smile gracing those beautiful features of yours. He notices the gleam of excitement in your eyes shining and he can't help but think you look adorable

The two of you will end up hanging out and even as friends he's really over protective of you. He doesn't trust the city and it's people after the sun goes down and for a good and valid reason. For all you know, there could be drug addicts and organ traffickers lurking around somewhere round the corner of a dark alleyway which makes him paranoid for your safety which is why he simply HAS to drop you to your house. He won't rest till you text him and tell him you're in your house as well. Only then will he breathe and take it easy

He finds out about everything you love. Remember that book you've been wanting for a while? Guess who has a little surprise for you. He loves your hugs and any form of physical affection from you basically. Your touch is all he needs for him to be at peace and forget all his troubles. Of course, Bomi and Hobin will eventually find out about you and will encourage Munseong to pursue a relationship with you. Except he's a bit shy when it comes to his feelings for you. He's fine with stalking the living hell out of you and beating people up whenever they mess with you but confessing his feelings for you is something that makes him flustered and he gets red in the face which honestly, is quite adorable

The two of you will actually have a normal relationship. He likes the admiration in your eyes when he flaunts his muscles for you to see, everyone else in the gym can clearly see he's doing this for you. Logan Gracie is amused at his student's antics when it comes to you but will dramatically sigh and say something like "Ah, the joys of young love" which will just end up making Munseong even more flustered

Despite him being soft and caring around you, he maintains a tough exterior outside to protect you from anything that can harm you. No one has the guts to hit on you or flirt with you and if someone does so, they clearly have a death wish. He'll just wrap his arms around your waist and pull you closer to him and silently glare at the person till they get the hint to leave if they're smart enough and don't want their bones twisted in another angle

He loves cuddling with you and the moments when you run your fingers through his hair, he feels pure bliss at the tranquility and peace with you. He adores everything about you, there's no room for you to feel insecure about yourself because he'll kiss away all your insecurities and hold your soft hands in his rough large calloused ones and rub slow circles on your back while he gently kisses your forehead and whispers comforting things to you. It hurts and he feels like his heart is breaking when he gets to know that you feel insecure about yourself, you're perfect in his eyes and he'll proudly keep reminding you so everyday

He might start getting a little too possessive and over protective of you because deep down he's worried you'll find someone else and leave him. That paranoia alone is more than enough to provide him with thoughts of taking you for himself. At first he's disgusted with himself to even think of such things, you would never forgive him. However day by day, his insecurities keep eating away his confidence and he sneaks into your room at night and will take you to his place. He won't restrain you or anything, he can't bear to see you tied up like some kind of animal but at the same time, he won't let you leave either

It pains him to see you cry and he'll hold you and comfort you in his arms. He'll kiss your tears away and tell you how everything will be all right and he just wants to protect you and keep you safe. He'll understand if you're mad at him but he really cherishes you and wants to keep you safe. If you try escaping from him he'll just be hurt and his expression will change to that of a kicked puppy's. But he knows you're dying to go out again which is why he'll let you go out, provided you hold his hand and make sure you don't try escaping from him again

Would very much love to have a family with you when you're ready. He won't force you to do anything you don't want. He knows one day, you'll love him too just as much as he loves you which is why he's being patient. Patience is key after all and sooner or later, he's confident that you'll love him back

#yandere viral hit characters #yandere viral hit characters x reader #yandere viral hit #yandere munseong kim #yandere munseong kim x reader #yandere munseong kim headcanons #yandere munseong kim oneshots #yandere munseong kim imagines #yandere munseong kim scenarios #dark viral hit #dark viral hit characters #dark viral hit characters x reader #munseong kim #yandere how to fight manga characters x reader #yandere how to fight manga characters #yandere how to fight x reader #yandere how to fight #how to fight manga #how to fight

[hentyehottie]

pairing: K. Bakugo x Chubby Black!Fem reader

w/c: 3k

c/w: 18+ MDNI

mentions of fingering, blowjobs, rough fucking, kitchen sex, stand and carry position lol, roommates, college au, fwb, you being a brat, katsuki falls in love at first sight lol,

chile this is all over the place but my beta told me to post it 😭 it’s kinda just a bunch of blurbs about you and bakubabe becoming roommates

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So, the story was he’d been kicked out of campus housing for blowing a hole through the gym wall and attacking Deku.

In actuality, it was him who’d been blown through the wall while sparring with the shitty loser, Deku still unable to fully control his given quirk.

It almost cost him his scholarship but after Deku begged and professors Toshinori and Aizawa pulled some strings—he’d only been reprimanded and removed from the on-campus housing in fear that he��d cause an insane amount of damage again in the future.

He found the ad on Reddit—$500 a month for rent and the only utilities were electricity and cable/internet, which would probably be split between him and the other tenant. Amenities included a full kitchen, washer and dryer and a full bathroom. The only requirement was that he was in attendance at U.A University, which he was, and a payment of first & last rent.

Of course he was going to jump on it, he was desperate and it was affordable. He even emailed the person who posted the ad, asking to meet as soon as tomorrow.

He paid the landlord with no questions asked, even after the unsightly security deposit was tacked on after running a background check.

He scratched his name onto every highlighted section, agreeing to live with a stranger for the next two and a half years.

***

Now, he did not expect said stranger to be so damn cute.

Cute chubby cheeks, full pouty lips and your curly hair was in a big poof on the top of your head like a bunny’s tail. You had to be at least a foot shorter than him, a tiny plump little thing you were. So damn adorable.

Well now he was absolutely sure he’d made the right decision. Who knows what some creep would do to a cutie like you if they had gotten the room before he did.

You greeted him with a hello and a smile. He responded with only a grunt as he lugged two duffel bags and a roller suitcase into the doorway.

He dropped them with a loud thud, turning to look at you.

“You my new roommate?” He asked, looking you up and down. Your attire was distracting—a small white shirt with your nipples peeking through the thin fabric and don’t even get him started on the way he could see your fat pussy print through your pink shorts.

“A hi, hey or hello would be nice.” You sassed, sipping from a pink drink. “I didn’t sleep with you last night.”

Looks like his bunny had a tongue like a scorpion’s tail.

“Hello.” He smirked, pleasantly annoyed at how your lips curled into a smile at the greeting. Almost like you wanted to bitch him.

“That’s better. Your room is the one on the left.”

“Gotcha, anything else?” He tried to focus his eyes on anything but your pretty face.

“Please don’t forget to put the toilet seat down, clean up after yourself and your company and lastly I’m not stingy with food, so what’s mine is yours, just please don’t be an asshole. If there’s not much of something please ask before you take it.” Your rules were simple enough right? Basic roommate etiquette.

“Ya think I don’t have any goddamn home training?!” Bakugo snapped, gritting his teeth.

You laughed at the angry blonde, he reminded you of an angry Pomeranian and it was actually quite cute.

He was relieved when you giggled at him. Some people took his snappy attitude way too serious, it was honestly annoying as hell.

You really didn’t mind the way Bakugo talked. You were probably just as bad, only difference was your mouth was slick as hell and he was just mean and loud.

“Do you cook?”

Your face lit up. “Yes! I love to cook.” Your smile was enchanting to him, almost made him want to give you one in return.

He shoved his hand into his pocket, pulling out an envelope. It was some extra cash, probably like a hundred bucks or so, since he had to draw extra money from the atm because the money order amount was only enough to cover rent and not the security deposit.

“Good. Use it for groceries or whatever. We can go together or…I’ll make a list.” His mouth and heart working against his brain. Words tumbling out before he could even think.

“Oh..uh, we can go together, since I don’t have a car.” You didn’t expect him to be so forward or so generous,

The blonde’s heart clenched at the thought of you being his pretty passenger princess. Maybe this roommate thing wouldn’t be too bad.

***

You and Bakugo as roommates definitely took some getting used to, since you’d occupied the unit alone for such a long time.

For instance, your weekday routine was set in stone, so like usual, by the time you entered the doorway you were already stripping . You left your black crocs at the door, stepping out of your scrub bottoms, pulling the top over your head the same time.

“Shit.” You sighed out, unhooking the bra you had on, breasts finally free as they fell out of the cups with a small bounce, rubbing the spot where the underwire kept digging into your skin.

Finally opening your eyes, you were met crimson and there he was, leaned against the wall, eyes glued to you like a lion hunting a doe.

You let out a shriek, using your clothes to cover your body the best way you could, shielding yourself from further embarrassment.

“Forget about me already, dumbass?”

Glaring at the blonde you scurried past him, seething at the shit eating grin on his face.

“You saw nothing.” You gritted out before running the rest of the way to your room.

But, as soon as you were gone the facade dropped and he ran his hands down his face, seemingly more flustered than you were. He’d never seen a woman naked before, outside of porn of course, and it just had to be you.

He hoped he hadn’t upset you, the look of terror on your face was just too fucking cute not to laugh at.

“Fuckkkk.” He whispered out, having popped a hard on in seconds.

Even Bakugo couldn’t deny how sexy you were. A pretty face and an even prettier body. You had a nice fuckin rack too, he was definitely an ass guy at heart but there was nothing wrong with appreciating a nice pair of tits every now and then. You were probably a double D cup since they had a natural lowness to them, he just knew they’d be nice and heavy in his large hands. To top it off you had big areolas and cute little inverted nipples that he’d love to coax out of hiding.

He didn’t know what he liked more— the sight of your juicy, thick ass bent over in a pink thong as you gathered your clothing off the floor or your pretty ass titties and how they bounced with almost every move you made.

The blonde trudged to his room, dick insanely hard and rubbing against his thigh.

Closing his bedroom door, he sat on his bed palming his dick through his sweat shorts. Taking his cock in his hand, he rubbed his thumb around the fat mushroom tip, shuddering at the sensitivity. He pumped his thick cock nice and slow, envisioning your beautiful body now that he could go off of more than just the illusion your tight clothes gave.

“Damn..” That was all it took for Bakugo to feel himself fall over the edge, thick ropes of cum painting his chest and belly as his body shook and his pants turned into slow ragged breaths.

Grabbing a couple tissues from the nightstand beside his bed, he wiped his stomach, chest and the tip of his dick before tossing them into the wastebasket.

Less than satisfied, he shoved his still somewhat hard dick back into his pants

Beating off to his roommate was not how he’d planned spending his first week in his new home.

***

Bakugo sat at the kitchen trying to take notes but he couldn’t even fucking focus. You were always on his mind, invading his thoughts every chance you got.

He wasn’t sure if he liked you, maybe it was lust, either way it was a fucking nuisance.

As more and more time passed, seven whole months to be exact, the two of you began to get very comfortable with each other.

Well, as comfortable as two hornballs could get without going all the way. Neither of you had ever brought anyone back to the apartment so it was assumed that the both of you were single. That was perfect because you two really enjoyed each other’s company, experimenting with things that were fun and worked well for your friendship.

Like studying together in the kitchen, sometimes Bakugo would take the initiative to create flash cards and test you.

Or the movie nights on the couch that occasionally ended with you in his lap, legs spread with two of his thick fingers deep in your creamy pussy.

And even the late night snack runs where you’d most likely end up with a mouthful of his cock in an almost empty Target parking lot.

He’d come to find out you were incredibly clingy too. If your classes happened to end before his, you’d nap in his bed until he returned, loving the scent of burnt sugar that stuck to his sheets and pillows. You loved his scent, since it was calming and reminded you of holiday sweets. Plus, you couldn’t fit his clothes so this was the next best thing.

He heard you softly enter the apartment, watching you stripping down at the door like you usually did until you were in a white, cropped tank and your underwear.

He also noticed you loved to walk around in nothing but tiny shirts and your panties. You’d been doing it a lot more lately since the weather was transitioning into those hotter months and you honestly reminded him of that silly little bear that loved honey.

“Hey.” He greeted first, something he began doing around the third month of living together.

“Hey.”

“What’s wrong.”

Something had upset you, he could hear it in your voice. He knew you like the back of his hand and you hated it.

“Nothing.” You kept your replies short but that didn’t keep him from pestering you. You weren’t upset with him, just annoyed at your dumb parents. You’d gone to see them, you hadn’t seen them in a while and you kinda hoped that they’d start giving you your full allowance again.

Instead they berated you, bringing up trivial things such as your weight and even the way you dressed. It was draining, they were draining, and you just wanted to be left alone right now.

“Fuck is your problem?”

Of course your roommate couldn’t take a hint, too stubborn and caring to just let you walk away upset.

Of course you wanted to tell him how you were feeling, but you hated the vulnerability that came with expressing your feelings. Plus, knowing Katsuki, he’d probably just yell at you and call you a dumbass for even caring about their opinions.

“I don’t have a problem Katsuki.” You rolled your eyes, more than annoyed at his tone. “It’s just school stuff, damn. Just leave it the fuck alone!” Was he really dumb enough to think talking to you like that would help?

“Excuse me.” You tried to slide past him, since he currently towered over you waiting for an explanation.

“Y’er not excused.” He pulled you back.

You yelped in surprise as you were shoved against the island, staring into his fiery eyes as he wrapped one of his large hands around your neck.

“Gonna talk to me?” He asked, staring down at you with those daunting crimson eyes. “Fuck off.” You rolled your eyes, pushing at his chest. Of course he didn’t budge, the 6’3 mammoth continued to peer down at you, brows furrowed.

His other hand trailed down, running two fingers up and down your cunt, catching some of the slick that had already began to pool there.

“Already soaking wet,” He shook his head. “Dumb lil’ slut.”

He spun you around just as quickly as he’d pulled you back, bending you over the island and pulling your thong aside.

Bakugo slapped his heated palm against your ass, the pleasant sting forcing a moan from your parted lips.

You heard the jingling metal of his belt buckle coming undone and your eyes widened.

“Katsuki, what-.”

“S’okay, I know exactly what you need babe.” He reasoned, pulling his underwear down and pressing his hard cock between your thighs.

The way you tooted your ass up didn’t go unnoticed either, attitude seeming to have melted away at the thought of getting your pussy pounded. The blonde smirked, shaking his head again.

His thick cock bullied its way into your virgin cunt, your already slick walls making it just that easy for him to slide right in like he belonged there. The squelch of your pussy was loud as he drilled in and out of you, showing you no mercy.

He reached his arms around, slipping his hands under your tank top to tweak your nipples and squeeze your heavy tits in his big hands.

“Mmmm..fuck Katsuki.” You moaned from the pleasure, loving the way he pinched and squeezed your sensitive nipples. He moved lower, spreading his warm palms all over your soft skin, stopping only to grab at the fat of your tummy.

You stood on your tippy toes, making you just tall enough to take his cock comfortably. The harsh slaps of his hips slamming into your ass, his grunts and your moans echoed in the small kitchen as he fucked you, gradually picking up pace.

He’d actually had a decent day, the academy usually kicked his ass on Fridays, and he wasn’t about to let your gross attitude fuck that up.

“This what you wanted, right?” He pounded your pretty little cunt, drawing out the most adorable little sounds from you.

He felt so good inside of you, like his dick was made for your pussy. Stuffing you full of his cock while he sent harsh slaps to your ass, brows pushed into a deep frown.

“Right?” He snarled, emphasizing his question with a particularly hard thrust, pressing his chest against your back and grabbing your jaw, twisting your neck so hard you thought he wanted to snap it.

You let out a strained moan as he stared at you with those darkened eyes, hips never faltering as he waited for an answer.

“Uh-Uhhuh.” Was all you could muster, Katsuki smirking at the way your eyes crossed and your jaw went slack in his hand.

“Yeah? Wanted me to fuck that nasty lil’ attitude right outta ya huh?” He placed a kiss on your lips, biting your plump bottom lip before he retreated back.

You nodded, vision clouded with specs of white as his thumb played with your asshole and his cock stroked that sweet spot in your cunt over and over.

“Katsuki.” You sighed out his name. “F-feels s’good baby.”

“I know,” He cooed, voice like caramel as he fucked into you, now at a slower pace. “Can’t have those shitty clinical’s stressing my pretty Princess out. How ‘bout you quit, be my lil cumrag instead?”

“Mhm, I will.”

It was like a switch had flipped and his sweet voice clouded your brain, making you forget all common sense. Right now you’d agree to just about anything right now as long as it kept his cock in you.

Bakugo on the other hand, a virgin less than five minutes ago, wasn’t sure how much longer he could keep this up. Especially with his cock now very acquainted with your tight, wet, warm pussy and wanted nothing more than to plant his seed deep inside you.

He unsheathed himself from your pussy, the cool air making him hiss as he spun you around.

He raked his eyes over you, taking in your fucked-out appearance. Tank top ill fitting and stretched out from all his pulling, slight bruising on your neck from when he held you there, your tear stained face was icing on the cake, and he absolutely loved it. A layer of sheen covered you, baby hairs now messily slick to your forehead , lips swollen and red from your biting.

He had so much fucking energy, must be the effects of your quirk. Yeah, it had to be the effects of your shitty quirk, even pre-workout never got him this energetic and all this stimulation at once felt so damn good. His heart pumped fast like it wanted to explode, blood flowed through his veins a mile a minute making his dick rock hard. Bakugo felt like he could fuck you for hours, but he knew his inexperienced cock wouldn’t allow it this time.

He lifted you as if you weighed nothing, locking his arms behind your knees and placing his hands on your fat, juicy ass. His wide palms dug into your doughy ass and thighs, giving you a nice hard slap every now and then.

Easing you down slowly, he splits you open on his cock again, feeding you dick inch by meaty inch until you’re filled to the brim once again.

The brawny brute handled your weight like the champ he was, lifting you with ease and it made your pussy so fucking wet. He bounced you on his cock loving your hot breath on his ear as you moaned and panted like a bitch in heat.

You couldn’t help it, as you were too deep in the throes of pleasure as his slightly curved cock kissed your g-spot with every single thrust.

“Mmmm Kats…g’nna cum.” Your sweet velvety voice spoke the lovely sentence he’d been waiting on all evening. You clenched and unclenched as he quickened his pace a bit, fucking you and himself to climax, cock slamming into your cervix so deliciously hard it knocked the wind out of you.

“Fuuckkk.” You held onto him for dear life, lips pressed against his as you made a mess on him, coating his cock in your cream. Burying your face in his shoulder, you cried out as he fucked you through your orgasm.

“That’s it…”

His thrusts grew sloppy and fast as he threw his head back. It felt so good, so good he almost contemplated filling you up.

But he pulled out, spurting out those warm ropes on your belly, some flying God knows where.

Before sitting you down on the cool granite countertop he slid a heated palm across the surface, warming up your seat. He grabbed a couple napkins to clean you up, watching as you leaned back on your arms, still sporting that blissful fucked-out expression on your pretty face.

“Now, stop acting like a spoiled fuckin’ brat and tell me what happened.”

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closing a/n: I hope y’all enjoyed it 😭 I’m still feeling iffy tbh 🫤 feeling like I wrote him too soft, ya know

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[darklordofthesimp]

Okok i know for the most part we are all rahhh konig we will guilt trip you for the rest of your life and completely understandably so

But to my understanding he seems like a sensitive being, at the very least much more than his average male teammates/counterparts. I can only imagine how bad he feels, what if there’s a moment where after weeks of training and being at odds with Birdy because of her logical hostility, he just sit down and just cries it out. Like takes off his hood and sobs into it and clenches it with all of his frustration and anger and remorse. Maybe even hits his own head with his fist once or twice as if to tell himself that that doesn’t even begin to scale what Birdy had to go through/how she felt. It’s still important to note that he only acted upon the initial order and that he didn’t do it as if he was out to get her. The concept of him beating himself to hell for it still gets me.

Staring down at his hands with horror, maybe still seeing red painting every inch and cuticle as if it had just happened all over again. And what if Birdy walked past his room and heard him crying :(( I would like to see if people would think she’d react like “wtf are you crying about get up bruh” or would actually take a moment to realize that he does genuinely feel bad and is at a crossroads, simply not knowing what more to do. Sorry this was so long 😭😭many thots about this story but I love your work so much!!!! Been a fan forever love our big masked men hehe keep up the great work :))

(If you're looking for acid trip 141 and Ghost hiding in the walls it's the ask below this one ❤)

100% Anon.

Imagine, though, feeling like you don't DESERVE to cry. You don't deserve to be upset, you don't deserve to break down about it, you don't deserve to hate yourself on this level because you weren't the one who got hurt. König is fucking suffering.

He's never committed friendly fire but he wished to whoever was listening that it had just been a bullet wound. He wishes he'd just shot you from across the rooftop, wounding you rather than mutilating you.

But he'd been so full of fire, full of rage. He'd thought that you were lining up his team in your crosshairs.

He hadn't realised how small you were, he hadnt seen the 141 patches. He'd only seen an enemy target as he was told.

Every night he had nightmares. He'd be training you in the gym, gripping your wrists to demonstrate how to break a hold, when it would shift. The vision would shimmer as though changing and in the next moment his hands are wrapped around your neck as you lay bloody and battered beneath his body.

He woke up screaming every night.

Just before you would wake up.

It's how he would always be awake for your night terrors, he'd been kept up by his own.

After a particular rough session, resulting in you sobbing against him and begging him to leave you alone, König lumbers back to his room. Your nose had begun to bleed spontaneously, although he hadn't laid a hand on your face. When he'd gone to swipe it before it had landed on your mouth, the second you caught sight of it on his fingers it was all over.

Your tears, the fear in your gaze, your shaky hands, he fucking hated it. He hated himself but he didn't deserve to be upset and he didn't deserve to be emotionally fucked.

So when he curled onto himself on the rooftop, knees tight against his chest and his cheeks wet, he wept with the knowledge that he was undeserving.

He hadn't known you were watching him from the doorway. He was too emotional. And for a moment there, a dark hideous thought curled against your mind, telling you that you could have your revenge right there.

He wouldn't blame you for it. Nobody would.

But something about watching this man cry over your blood on his finger thawed something enough in your heart to spare him.

He would live today.

Just today.

#the dark lord speaks

[sooniebby]

What are your ocs’ types in his partner? Anything specific or weird? I’m really curious 😭

Oh oh, imma be detailed as hell this gonna be a long one 🗿 hope it’s funny lol

Yubin — muscular guys taller than him. Important that they are a bit dense and stupid. Must be into playing sports. Prefers volleyball players or baseball players cuz they usually have the big asses and thick thighs. MUST HAVE A FAT ASS!!! AND BIG TITS!!! If not, he’s not even looking at you. He likes tanned men, pale men are NO!! He’s already pale as hell, he needs a tan man. Must be born in his birth year, just not into age gaps. YOU MUST NOT HAVE A PET DOG OR HE’LL NEVER COME TO YOUR HOUSE. That’s it <3

Keita — YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 10 YEARS OLDER!! He likes old men :) preferably a bit shorter than him. WRINKLES!!! Wrinkles when you smile pls!!! Chubby stomachs!!! No thin men he’s already thin himself! A guy who can eat a good amount. No muscular men. Butt must have a little jiggle no pancakes!!! And must be richer, pls he’s a broke man he need a sugar daddy </3

Kimura — he’s so fucking desperate he’d take mostly anyone. But he likes short guys. Doesn’t care about body type.. but no muscular guys. Actually prefers chubbier guys—they’re cuter to him. TIGER STRIPES!!! You must have a fatty pls. Age don’t matter.. just not too young or old. Maybe 5 years the most. Likes a guy who can sit in silence and not feel weirded out.

Riki — SHORTER!!! You must be shorter. He likes guys who wear glasses, they usually look cuter with glasses. Body type don’t matter. He actually doesn’t care about asses. You must eat everything he cooks you (unless you’re like allergic or somethin’) not much other requirements he’s not picky like that lol

Mikey — FAT ASS REQUIRED!!! You must also be into sports he ain’t dating no other band geeks!!! He will break the curse!!! Preferably baseball and soccer player, they get some fat asses :3 Height don’t matter but don’t be like 6’0 he’d kill himself if you’re that tall. You must also tolerate having to help him wash his hair—it’s a fucking battle zone on god. Also must compliment his outfits whenever you see him, it is a requirement!

Yuta — he’s actually not that picky. Oh, IF YOU ARE UNDER 5’5 DONT EVEN LOOK AT HIM. He’s not breaking his neck for you!!!! Body type don’t matter, he one of those gym people who like chubby babes <3 that’s it, he’s really not picky actually, but you also must at least like walking, he likes walking every afternoon.

Xavier — no jocks, absolutely not!!! You have to at least like reading a tiny bit, he lives in the library most often. Height or body type doesn’t matter. Maybe a bit of booty? He won’t be mad if you a pancake tho <3 short people cool, but he’s literally taller than most people lol

Vincent — he’s actually not picky for guys. He didn’t start dating guys until his late teens so he doesn’t have much for what type of guy. Maybe shorter and a booty? Not big.. just something he can grab lol a bit feminine looking? Or at least cute looking people. No muscular dudes, he doesn’t really like them. Must at least be okay with motorcycles and beaches. He likes motorcycle rides with a partner

Eun Jae — also likes cute looking people. Shorter is nice but he doesn’t mind someone his height. He likes normal people, so no other streamers or some shit. No one rich. He doesn’t care for body type. He’s really not picky, his type be fluctuating too much that the only thing he knows for sure he likes cute people and people that cry during sex, that’s about it.

Yichen — too busy being a shaman, never thought about what he had a type in. He only ever fell for you. So to describe his type… it’s you <3

[taegimood]

(edit: pls send me requests omg give me something legit to write about 💀🙏🏼 help)

ok literally no one asked for this but i’ve been asking my moots these questions, so i figured i might as well answer them myself too lol

which member's type do you think you'd be?

which member is closest to your type (bias or not)?

which member do you think you'd be closest with platonically?

which member do you think you'd be the least close with?

1: i think i’d be closest to yeonjun’s type, at least visually.. my primary fashion is grungy street style so i think we have a lot in common style-wise and would vibe hard tbh :3 (but personality-wise..? idk i haven’t thought that far ahead lmao what do you guys think?? would any of them like me o_o)

2: oh man.. this is hard cuz visually i don’t really have one set type, i’m attracted to several different vibes.. but yeonjun cuz of the fashion and fox features, and soobin because ??? look at him ?? kdrama first love coded, periodt. (but they’re all so stunning that if i saw any of them on the street without knowing who they were i’d definitely want their numbers and also their [redacted])

personality-wise… RAHHHH why are these questions so hard i literally suck at making decisions- i’m the one that made these questions too ffs- ok sometimes yeonjun makes me want to shove my hand into his face and PUSH (lovingly. respectfully.) because he’s so Frat Bro Coded sometimes LMAOO 😭 so i think soobin or beomgyu. gyu is INSANE but i think we’d have so much fun together and he can be soft and serious when the time calls for it. i rlly want someone i can be goofy as hell with and gyu def fits the bill. and soobin……. oh, my sweet soobin……. dream man…. he’s so 💖💕💝💘💗 ……. (not me clowning matcha for being biased for gyu in her response while soobin is living rent free in every single one of my answers 🤡) soobin is the Actual Love Of My Life™ and i think we could fit well together in so many ways but 3 things that DEPRESSINGLY make me wonder if we’d work:

i’m also an introvert so i need someone more extroverted than i am to get me out of my shell 😖 biggest one is he said he doesn’t lead in the relationship and lets the girl make all the decisions (i prefer a guy who leads and wants to make decisions together) and he loves physical touch but only when he’s the one giving it 🤨 IM SUCH A TOUCHY CLINGY BITCH SOOBIN PLS LET ME HOLD YOU-

3: this post is so fckn long for no reason why am i such a verbal processor this one is ALSO hard cuz not to sound like a pick-me but i feel like i could be pretty good friends w any of them?? 😭 maybe gyu ??? i’m an introvert so he definitely might get too overwhelming for me at times but i also become a crackhead when i’m with friends i can be myself with who share my humor, so i think when i’m in the right headspace gyu and i could just go crazy together and be goofy asf lol. we could also game together and i could run him into the ground in victory 🫶🏼

but ok yeonjun and i would be such bros together plus he knows what it’s like to live in america so there’s that and fashion to bond over… i could be total gym buddies with taehyun and we’d bounce that dry humor off of each other… just like soobin and kai, i’m a huge anime and video game nerd (could do show and tell w kai and all our plushies too 🫶🏼) so i could game and binge anime for hours and be totally content especially if i’m bonding over it w someone else o_o SOOOOO i feel like i could be friends with all of them but as for besties? not me wanting to pick soobin again i don’t know 😀

minji do you literally know anything

4: honestly i think taehyun :((( i just think i have the least amount of things in common with him, that’s all !!! no other reason i still love him sm although i’m also a singer actually (fun fact) so i think we could do such pretty covers together 🥺

anyway this is LONG AS ALL HELL for literally no reason other than the fact that i talk too much lmao so here are the answers that no one asked for 😍

#mj sayin stuff #mj’s txt talk #txt #tomorrow x together #taegimood

[lenabob]

hey sweetcheeks, i was wondering if i could get a BoB ship if you're still doing them please?

I'm 5'4 with long dark brown hair and brown/hazelish eyes. I'm extremely extroverted and love socialising and talking to people and flirting hehe. I can come off as a little cocky sometimes but i am just highly confident in myself and what i do (even if sometimes i am bluffing for the sake of bluffing it till i make it hehe). I'm currently studying psychology and am going to be an officer in the army one day (i'm already an infantry reservist so already starting a little). I spend a lot of time at the gym and focusing on eating well as i strongly believe in keeping fit and treating myself right. I am the mum/dad of my friend group cause for some reason i give those vibes off, maybe it's just cause i'm good at herding all of my mates together and telling them to sit down and shut up. Probably also because i'm extremely empathetic, like to the point where i kinda unconsciously take on other peoples emotions. In past relationships i've been pretty chill and independent but most of them haven't worked out because i need a man who shows me he want to be with me and if i don't get that then i kinda lose interest. I am also extremely chaotic, like just 24/7 even when i feel like shit you will catch me being spontaneous as hell or laughing my ass off at my own jokes and just always gotta be using my brain for something. I have been described by a lot of people as intimidating or a 'spitfire' cause i'm small but very outspoken and prepared to fight a bitch if they try me or especially my friends. I've also been told i'm scary by a lot of my guy mates cause if you try talk shit i'll put you in your place pretty quickly. Just generally like first glance and chat i'm an angel but later on you realise i'm the devils spawn idk

IM SORRY IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO ANSWER YOUR REQUEST (schools been kicking me to the curb)

Ok so… I ship you with Ron Speirs and it’s not only because you have him as your profile picture.

I only just see you with Ron Speirs because you both would be that cute intimidating couple on the block

like you and Ron would literally be perfect because you guys just understand how both of you aren’t actually that scary

you guys just like to be healthy and athletic

I just see Ron living that healthy lifestyle

You guys going to the gym together would be couple goals

Ron would LITERALLY make sure he is only looking at you

we all know Ronald Speirs is an ambitious man

and one of his ambitions is being with you 😏

he knows how to be romantic under all of that seriousness he has

also he is very empathetic (holding chucks hand 😭😭😭)

he is also a good listerner to him being on the quiet side

he is totally supportive that you want to be an officer in a military

he thinks you are like the most badass person he has ever met

though sometimes your guys badassness will bump heads

because you both secretly like to show off

but at the end of the day you are both very rational people and will get through whatever obstacle presents in front of you

YOU GUYS ARE JUST A BADASS COUPLE OK

I hope you enjoyed your ship @brassknucklespeirs 😁

#ron speirs #band of brothers #band of brothers ships #band of brothers fandom

[mybumpbirthandbeyond]

Eyes Forward

Where to start…the last few months have been true to form in this journey – an absolute rollercoaster. Finally, it felt like things were starting to be more positive than negative. My surgery was booked for January; I had an additional bonus session to look forward to with Gráinne when she was over in Scotland running a course; and although training wasn’t consistent, I was still getting back into it. 

To say it was surreal to enter a room full of physios I had never met and have some of them immediately say they were following me on Instagram, is an understatement. It was completely unexpected, and I felt like a bit of an imposter. Sharing my journey online has meant I don’t tend to meet the people following in person. When I do, I’m usually a bit lost for words. I was actually really nervous for some reason. Thank goodness the process of being scanned by Gráinne is something I’m more than used to by now – it just doesn’t normally happen with an audience live at the time. Thankfully, everything looked good, and the hard work is hopefully paying off. 

At one point I had a couple of the participants scan me. One quizzed me on how often I exercised. I didn’t like to say, “not as much as I’d like,” so I said I aimed for 3 times per week. I wasn’t sure what was coming next, but to hear someone who wasn’t my own physio say, “you have good muscle mass”, made me feel relieved. Not for one minute do I think Gráinne and Antony would tell me something just because I want to hear it (because they wouldn’t and I wouldn’t want them to), but it just meant I was on track and hopefully putting myself in a good place for post-op recovery.  

When another lovely physio stepped up and told me they, “weren’t used to scanning athletes,” I had to do everything possible not to fall off the bed in shock. I felt like looking round the room to see who they were talking to, because they couldn’t possibly mean me 😂🙈 I know they say if you move your body, you’re an athlete, but for me, ‘athlete’ is a term I attribute to someone much fitter and much stronger than me. That term felt far too generous for me 🙈

I was struck by how lucky the patients are to have physios that I met that day. I have always considered myself lucky, but it was such a privilege to meet so many others willing to go above and beyond for their patients. 

The following week, I caught the flu. Of course I did - there isn’t an illness this year that I haven’t caught at this point. Despite having the flu jab, I was absolutely floored and even now, three weeks on, I’m still completely congested. There goes my training…AGAIN. I missed my work Christmas lunch and gym Christmas awards night as a result. My husband flew solo that night but returned with an award for me. I was completely speechless. An award for ‘Recognition of Overcoming Adversity.’ Talk about bawling 😭 I had asked Alex to film the awards because I wanted to see who won what – I never in a million years expected to be one of the recipients. Alex had to collect it on my behalf so it meant he didn’t catch all of what was said, but what he did catch will stay with me for a long time: “This is a bit of a strange one, in that this person doesn’t see it as a limitation. She doesn’t let it stop her, and she just works really hard…” 

If there was ever an indication that I had picked the right gym to start my CrossFit journey, that was it. The fact that my coaches understand completely how I feel about my diastasis, and how I want to be treated, means everything. I never wanted to be that person using my diastasis as an excuse, and I sure as hell never wanted it to stop me doing anything. Thanks to my physios, and thanks to the incredibly understanding and supportive coaches, it doesn’t. I feel so lucky to be part of Strengthlab and I know I’m in the best hands returning to CrossFit post-op. 

Luckily, I was well enough to travel to Dublin for my pre-op surgical consult. The weekly countdown I had set on my phone was now well down to single figures and all I feel at this point is excitement. I cannot wait. The feeling of walking into my surgeon’s office, knowing that the next time would be THE time, was indescribable. If I could bottle it, I would.  

Ahead of my pre-op surgical consult, I rewatched the April consult when I visited Gráinne’s clinic. That was the appointment I had the month following my initial surgical consult. I wanted to refer back to the measurements I gave in March and provide the updated ones from April, if needed. Whilst I had a further consult in September in person with Gráinne and with Antony online, the measurements hadn’t changed so there was no quantitative update. There were still subtle changes found; but those were more to do with: how the linea alba looked, increased muscle bulk and the lack of a definitive semi lunaris, (which suggested that the separation which existed there previously, was no longer visible).


In that consult, we spoke a lot about the fact that I somehow knew there would be changes, but that that made it that much harder to accept the lack of improvement of the aesthetics. Once function was taken care of, aesthetics was all that was left and that was where I was struggling. Struggling to understand why, struggling to see any change, struggling to find motivation.

Antony and Gráinne understood where I was coming from, but even they couldn’t provide definitive answers. This is the unknown- it may have been down to the tissues being stretched too much. It may have been down to something else. That was frustrating. The truth is though, even if there was a definitive answer, would it really have placated me? Knowing that it was just my luck in the genetic lottery; or for some other reason that I couldn’t change; would that really have helped?


Antony was still hopeful at that point and I understand why. We don’t know what we don’t know. I wasn’t prepared for what he did say however: “If you just said I’m going to have an operation in a year and I’m going to do nothing (I know you’re not) - what you have done is nothing short of amazing. You have put yourself in the best possible situation to find out if things are going to change”

But it wasn’t to be. No matter how much I did or how hard I worked, those changes never came. It left me in some very dark places and really struggling to get out.

Watching that back the night before my pre-op consult - in a completely different place mentally - I’m not ashamed to admit my eyes welled up for a minute. It was the very stark reminder of how far I’ve come even from 8 months before, never mind the whole 3 and half years. That I have done absolutely everything humanly possible, and I could not have done any more. I was already at peace with getting surgery, and I knew I couldn’t have done any more, but hearing it again just reinforced it. It was like a message that was being sent, telling me that no matter what happens over the next few weeks, I don’t have to worry about that part of it. I’ve done my part and done it well. 

The consult increased my excitement levels. Aside from some specific questions around the surgery itself, I was ready to say let’s do it now! 😂 But that was no different to my first consult in March. There is no doubt in my mind that recovery will be tough, both physically and mentally. However, there is also no doubt that I have the best possible team of my surgeon, physios, and coaches, to get me through the next and final stage. I feel incredibly lucky in that regard. 

My emotions are, understandably, all over the place at the moment. I think that is in large part, down to relief. This is almost over, and I don’t have to live like this for much longer. I’m literally counting the days and I’m just excited for what’s to come.


I never knew what rehab would look like the first time. I just approached it in the same way I approach everything. Although this recovery and rehab will be unlike any I have experienced yet; I’m going into this final chapter the same way: with dedication; hard work; determination; and grit…plenty of grit.

Whilst there will be other Instagram posts in the lead up, this feels like the last blog post until I am post-op. Thank you to those who take the time to read. It means the world and I couldn’t have ever imagined anyone would read them. To hear that my posts help women in the same position, that’s just…I can’t put into words what that means and how overwhelming that is to hear.  To all of you who have been there to support, I will never be able to express my gratitude enough. Thank you ❤️ 

#mybumpbirthandbeyond #diastasisrecti #postpartumrecovery #postpartumbody #postpartum #pelvichealthphysio #pelvichealth #abdominoplasty

[ye0ncore]

enchanted - lee heeseung

note: hello loves! i recently fell in love with this taylor swift song again, so i decided to write a lil something based off of it. and no, i didn’t forget about the series, i’m still working on it, i just don’t have much inspiration right now 😭 and excuse me while i find out what i want to stick with when it comes to headers for these posts-

>> pairing: heeseung x female reader

>> synopsis: prom night. the night where most teenagers do dumb things with people they hardly know. not you. you just might have met the love of your life.

>> rating and genre: pg, fluff

>> warnings: a kissing scene, that’s about it. just some tooth rotting fluff

>> word count: 1.4k

you stood in the corner of the gym, all alone. it was prom night and you were alone. you’d be lying if you said you weren’t expecting it. it’s how nights like this usually ended up, so you honestly weren’t that mad about it. but sunoo was.

“y/n, come on! it’s our senior year, let loose, have some fun! ask someone to dance! it’s the last one you’ll ever get, you gotta make the most of it,” he exclaimed. sunoo had been your best friend for as long as you could remember. he was always the ‘fun’ one out of the two of you. you were definitely more on the quiet side, so it was natural for you to stand alone. sunoo never let you, however.

he looked around and scanned the crowd of people, looking for someone for you to ask to dance. or for him to put in a good word to. his eyes landed on a boy sitting on the bleachers, playing on his phone. he was wearing a dark gray tuxedo, paired with a white button up, and a dark gray neck tie. sunoo knew who it was, he immediately made his decision. lee heeseung was just a quiet as you were. sunoo had only spoken to him a few times, but he liked him.

he turned back to you, and grabbed your hand. you looked at him in confusion as he began to drag you to the opposite side of the gym. “sunoo where the hell are you taking me,” you questioned, trying to pry his hand off of yours. he stopped just a few feet away from the boy, and turned so his back was facing him. he looked at you and gestured to the boy, you looking over at him. you couldn’t lie, he was incredibly good looking.

“ask him to dance,” sunoo suggested, you immediately shaking your head. “oh come on! live a little. would you rather me go put in a good word?” you slowly nodded, your nerves quickly rising. you didn’t want to, but sunoo was determined. and he looked so happy when you said yes, you couldn’t take that away from him. “okay okay, i got this. go stand over there and just look pretty. you’re good at that,” he said with a smile on his face.

you softly smiled back, and walked to a spot in the gym where there weren’t many people. a few moments later, you glanced up and saw sunoo talking to the boy. you and heeseung made brief eye contact, the both of you smiling at one another. a few moments after that, heeseung was standing up, and making his way to you. your heart dropped. you never expected it to actually work, but now, the pretty boy was coming over to you.

you quickly tried to mask the nervousness, by putting another smile on your face. he returned it, and before you knew it, he was right in front of you. “well hello,” he said, his voice soft but welcoming.

“hi there,” you replied, looking up at him. he was way taller than you, he was quite literally looking down at you. cute.

“oh um, i’m heeseung. your friend sunoo came up to me and pointed you out,” he said with a laugh.

you laughed as well in response, coming up with something to say. “i hope he didn’t freak you out, or say something too odd. oh, and i’m y/n.”

he held out his hand for you to shake, but it wasn’t your normal hand shake. as soon as his hand made contact with yours, you felt a weird sort of electricity shoot through you. “well, it’s very nice to meet you, y/n.”

“you as well, heeseung.” you and him spent a majority of the night simply getting to know one another. the both of you agreed it would be better to go sit somewhere, so you opted for the bleachers. no one else was on the bleachers so it would just be the two of you. after what felt like only a few minutes, enchanted by taylor swift started playing through the speakers. you and him made eye contact and you already knew what he was going to ask.

he held his hand out to you, a soft smile tugging at his lips. “would you like to dance?” you softly laughed, and placed your hand in his.

“i’d love to.” he smiled wide, and stood up, helping you down the stairs. you two made your way to a spot on the dance floor where there weren’t many people. you wrapped your arms around his neck, him wrapping his around your waist. he held you close to his chest, the two of you beginning to sway side to side as the vocals played through the speaker.

after a few moments, he reached behind his head, gently grabbing one of your hands. he took it from behind him so he could hold it while the two of you danced. you couldn’t even begin to describe the feelings he was giving you. it was like the people around you didn’t exist any longer. your focus was solely on him, and the way he was looking at you.

please don’t be in love with someone else, please don’t have somebody waiting on you

before you knew it, the song was beginning to fade out, and everyone was starting to leave. “do you by chance have a ride home? i can always take you home,” he offered, his voice fading out, as if he was nervous to ask. but then you remembered sunoo.

“i actually do. i have to take sunoo home tonight. you’re welcome to tag along, i can always bring you back to get your car,” you suggested. you wanted nothing more than to spend more time with him, but you couldn’t leave sunoo.

all he did was smile. “that would be amazing, actually. thank you.”

“don’t worry about it. let’s go find sunoo, shall we,” you asked with a smile, as you held out your hand. he took your hand, lacing your fingers together, as you called sunoo. you found him outside, all of you making your way to your car. sunoo took the back seat, heeseung taking passenger.

you all made small talk as you drove the short distance to sunoo’s home. it wasn’t at all awkward, like you feared it might have been. however, it was quite the opposite. you were at sunoo’s house in no time, him quickly saying his goodbyes, and scampering inside. you and heeseung made your way back to the school, you parking next to his car.

you put the car in park, and turned so you could face him. “is it weird if i say i don’t want to leave you just yet?”

all you could do was smile. “not at all. i don’t want to leave you yet, either if you want me to be honest.” you turned on your radio, so soft music could play in the back of your conversation, but you both froze when enchanted began to play again.

“this is such a beautiful song,” he said softly, reaching across the center console to hold your hand. you never thought someone you just met could make you feel like this. as the song continued to play, you didn’t even notice your faces were inching towards each other.

it was enchanting to meet you.

“can i kiss you?” all you could muster up was a nod. before you knew it, his lips were on yours. your lips moved in sync, your hand cupping his cheek. he smiled into the kiss, pulling away when air became a problem. he glanced at your dash, the time taking him by surprise.

“you have to go, don’t you,” you asked softly. he simply nodded.

“i wish i didn’t have to.”

“me too.”

he placed a kiss to your cheek, and opened the car door. he stepped out, but made sure he didn’t leave without putting your number in his phone. “bye, y/n.”

“bye, heeseung,” you said, your heart feeling empty at his absence. maybe it all went too fast. maybe you two moved too fast. but as the thoughts began to creep up, you quickly pushed them down. no one had ever made you feel the way he did. especially within the span of three hours. you felt yourself begin to blush, and you couldn’t help but laugh at yourself.

i was enchanted to meet you.

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BLCD Review: Nights Before Night

Title: NIGHTS BEFORE NIGHT

Author/Artist: Natsume Kazuki

Release Date: 2018/12/19

Cast: Ono Yuuki x Nojima Hirofumi I had hoped for a world where I wouldn’t hear Shigure-san and Haru fuck, but such a world doesn’t want to exist.

Morikawa Toshiyuki x Nojima Hirofumi

Ono Yuuki x Nojima Hirofumi

Saitou Souma

Synopsis: The death of me.

Review Proper 

Bitch, I’m weak.

I don’t even know what to say.

I really didn’t expect (I did, but I didn’t want to) that Natsume Kazuki was going to provide us with that kind of backstory. I’ve been putting off both the BLCD and the manga for so long (this was released last year and I’ve had the manga since November and the BLCD since early February) because of this fear, but I think it was high time that I gathered all my balls to finally listen to it. My selfish ass waited for someone to upload the raws so that I wouldn’t need to open my own copy but nooooo the internet just wanted to act up and I had no choice but to open mine. Had I waited for the raws to load, I would’ve put the BLCD down and would have postponed it again. 

What a great life people who haven’t heard/listened to Nights Before Night must live. 😩 If I had a dollar for all the times this experience broke my heart, I would have enough money to go to the gym. There’s like a void in my heart and I could feel the air rush through it sometimes. It’s actually been a month since I’ve listened to both Hinadori and Nights and I’ve planned to put the reviews up right after I listened to them, but I just couldn’t move on from what happened in NBN and I couldn’t bear the thought of having to recall the events as I type my review down. 

This is probably the hardest review I’ve ever had to make. 

ANYWAY.

I don’t want to discuss the plot any further because I might just cry I want you all to experience that yourselves.

So we’re going to jump into the technicalities now.

The plot execution was great. They followed the manga to a T. Props to Marble Records for keeping the good streak up. 👏👏👏 The CD itself was quite long and it did the pacing justice - If you plan to listen to this, I suggest that you listen to only this on that day. You may think that you’d want to immediately jump into fluff something else after that, but trust me, nothing will register into your brain after listening to this BLCD. 

On the topic of voice acting, I really don’t have much to say other than praises because boy, these people don’t play around. I have to suck it up suck it up I WANNA CRY OMG I CAN’T applaud Nojima Hirofumi for being able to have fantastic chemistry with OKAA-SAN 😭😭😭 both Morikawa Toshiyuki and Ono Yuuki. I still did find his voice a little low to the point of hearing the strain in it, but it’s definitely better than when he did Flaver. I’m still adamant about saying that he’s more suited to being an uke. As for Morikawa...

This isn’t what I meant when I said that I wanted to hear more of him. Not like this, man. Not like this. I have another CD of his in my next log tho. I hope it heals my aching heart.

Ono Yuuki, on the other hand, was the man, the martyr, the saint. I love how he voiced Yukitaka here because it was a lot like how he’d done Kuroko no Basuke’s Kagami and I personally think that that range suits him the best and he manages to use it to it’s full potential. His previous seme roles that I’ve listened to were mostly “gentleman on the sheets, but a freak in the sheets” roles and I really prefer his rougher/wilder roles over those. That reminds me, why the hell is Ono Yuuki up for ‘second man’ roles because he’s also the one who voiced Wonder Border’s Hiroharu (actually he was the ex, but you get the idea)? STOP IT, ONO. MY HEART CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH. But of course, this was much better than Wonder Border because Yukitaka wasn’t an asshole. I also think that this is by far, Ono Yuuki’s best performance in 2018. Better than DakaOtoko and Coyote. 👍

We’ve got great plot execution, truthfulness to the manga, great voice work, and chemistry. This is definitely up there in my list of the Best BLCDS of 2018. It’s probably even in second place only to be behind Kashikomarimashita, Destiny (what a fucking surprise). You can definitely read the manga along with listening to the BLCD - wait, I IMPLORE you to read it along for maximum pain. I mean, we’re all going to die anyway, might as well cartwheel to it. 👍 I just pray that Seraphic Deviltry can finish translating the series so that a lot more people can read and hopefully listen to this masterpiece. 🙏

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[borathae]

Hi Sibi, how are you? <3 I read the three most recent chapters in one sitting yesterday. I really enjoyed reading them and I was so relieved we got to see how Taehyung was doing. Poor baby is in a horrible condition but I think you have found a way to make him better. :) The smut scene in the gym?!! 😭🥴🥵 Excuse me, what possessed you? I am not complaining, I am just in awe of your filthy brain. <3 It seemed like the longest smut scene I've ever read in SA, is that true? Or maybe it just felt like it was, idk. I was ENTRANCED. Sweet Jungkook and his masochism 🥴Help. Yoongi and the dirty talk and his demonic prowess and the Yoonkook action... I am going to hell. This was truly extraordinarily hot. A++++ Oh, and I nearly sobbed when Jungkook got so cute in the end. 😭😭😭😭😭💔 We don't deserve him. My heart really aches for poor sweet Jinnie. He didn't deserve what happened to him with Emma. I think the fact that he didn't know that she changed and left him made it easier for him to put his feelings somewhere -- to hating Taehyung. Now that he knows that it was all her who left him ... I think grief is coming back in full force. I hope he doesn't blame himself too much and can find happiness again. He also needs to stop idealizing the woman. I did really like the magical diving into Yoongi's memory thing. :) I don't think we even know how powerful he really is. I am scared. haha. ha. Speaking of Yoongi and his -- some of your readers said tsundere qualities so I will go with that! -- makes my heart soft. The man is really old and grumpy but he has a good heart (even though it's dead but yeah). The greenhouse? Are you kidding me? I really loved this scene. It was so sweet. Y/n is really going through it too, she is all over the place and I think she should just chill for a bit but I get her inclination to actually do shit because nobody is letting her do anything. Poor woman is heartbroken and traumatized after all. :( When she revisited Taehyung's wing I was really sad for her and him. You know what you did, Sibi!!! :((

Thank you for writing this :) have a great day/night 🌞✨💜

I'm so happy that you loved the three chapters!! Thank you so much!! 💜

It seemed like the longest smut scene I've ever read in SA, is that true?

Yes I think it was hahaha it included so many kinks like we were going at it with that chapter 🥴🥴

My heart really aches for poor sweet Jinnie. He didn't deserve what happened to him with Emma. I think the fact that he didn't know that she changed and left him made it easier for him to put his feelings somewhere -- to hating Taehyung. Now that he knows that it was all her who left him ... I think grief is coming back in full force. I hope he doesn't blame himself too much and can find happiness again. He also needs to stop idealizing the woman.

Oh most definitely. I think it was a lot easier for him to blame someone else for her leaving and now that his entire worldview changed he feels broken all over again.

Also hahah give him some slack, he literally just found out that the love of his life he believed to be dead for almost hundred years is in fact alive. Of course he'll still idealise her a little, given how fresh the new shock is. Old feelings tend to linger, especially when you lived with the thought of "i lost my soulmate" for hundred years HAHSH

Also I once agree with your love for Yoongi. You guys come into my inbox and say "yoongi is best man, love him" AND I WILL AGREE :( 💜

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