#but im not rude so i was like oh haha how wild you knew my great grandmother how cool

[zouisalmightie]

i spent the night at my moms and one of her cousins friend is staying at her house and this man was trying to have a full on conversation with me as i was trying to fall asleep. and then when i woke up he was like “yeah I haven’t seen you since you were tiny tell me about yourself” like sir I don’t know you and it’s also six in the morning get out of my face?

#but im not rude so i was like oh haha how wild you knew my great grandmother how cool #and then he tried to mansplain americas abortion rights to me and he said it’s not a problem for WOC only white women and I asked him if he #was stupid and my mom got mad at me but like…. is he stupid mother he might be

[toffyrats]

hey guys

have a little thingy i did w my ocs. avery is a wolf and juliette is a bunny for context... it takes place sometime mid 1800s havent decided yet lmao. i am NOT explaiming their whole lore but yeah lets just. go. also predator/prey racism system is like in zootopia but ramped up abit because it's the 1800s cmon. oh yeah also im sosorry for the lack of indents i wrote this on my musty old phone

"so... philadelphia, huh?" avery snorted as he flopped down less than gracefully onto the train bench. "what's so special 'bout it anyway? jus' seems like another stuck-up, pompous city wit' a bunch of stuck-up, pompous animals to go with it. 's like a package deal wit' cities."

avery leaned back sideways on the bench, his head hitting the wall. he stole a quick glance over at juli and shook his head. "no offense." a pause. "actually, no, all offense." he curled up in the corner of the seat, his tail curled almost protectively around himself. he huffed and stared out of the window.

juliette sighed and self-consciously pulled her dress down across her knees. "well, sor-RY. guess you're used to it by now."

"used to what? you forcin' me to go on this stupid train ride and inevi.. in.. hold on." avery stopped for a moment, seemingly thinking, only the tip of his tail moving. "inevita... i-nev-i-ta-ble-y. inevitably talkin' my ear off the whole way?" he finally got out, looking proud of himself for a moment before his usual scowl creased his face. "'cause i ain't."

"no, avery," juli groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose in frustration. "i mean, used to being pushed around. by our kind." she made a wild gesture with her paw, looking around almost desperately. "you know... rabbits, mice-" she pointed to the train attendant, who had been especially rude to avery while the pair had been boarding the car. "-deer, haha. uh... um-"

"yeah, ya runnin' outta prey to name? i got it, thanks," avery snarled, his lip curling dangerously and his tail lashing, brushing against the leather seat.

"r-right. uh." juli searched for somehow, something to change the subject. giving up, she let out a long and- if she was being honest, purposely exaggerated- sigh, and mirrored avery's sulking against the window.

there was a few beats of tensioned silence, before avery broke it with another snort.

"ha. there ya are, mopin' by the window, waitin' for me to comfort you. it's this thing with girls, i've learned."

juliette indignantly opened her mouth to retort, even though she inwardly knew avery was right.

"aaaand there it is," he drawled with a rude-sounding chuckle. "see, this is why i don't do comfort. whatever needs to be said, it'll be that way eventually. if it never is, it wasn't important enough."

"that's awful!"

"tha's jus' life, darlin'. now go on and tell me, and rest assured, i won't care." avery made a dramatic slicing motion with both his arms and then fell back against the seat, grinning triumphantly. his top canines curled out prominently, and juli just shook her head with a sad sigh.

"the whole reason we're on this train.. my father sent for me."

"woah, the big guy himself, eh? must be quite a day."

juli glared daggers at the wolf- sprawled out disrespectfully on the seat in front of her- before going on. "i don't mean to appear rude, but... you probably don't understand how rich families truly work..." juli waited for a sneer, a laugh, some kind of snide remark from avery- but it never came. good, atleast he might be kind of paying attention.

"the men get the inheritance, the money, the power, the choices. while the women... get the chance to-"

"marry into just another pretentious jackass household?" avery tore his eyes away from the window, and juliette lifted her gaze from her lap.

"yeah..." she breathed. it wasn't anything special, what avery said. but the satisfaction of knowing he was listening at all was enough for juli.

"my father wants to marry me off. for the money, i assume." juli hung her head once again, wringing her paws and her nose twitching nervously in that way all rabbits did. "unfair, methinks, after running away to philadelphia immediately after receiving the dowry and inheritance. i don't want to see him- he ruined my mother's life. and in turn, mine." her paws curled into fists at her sides. "i much less don't want to marry someone like him--"

"then you shouldn't have to." avery's voice was as stubborn and angry-sounding as it always was, but there was a tone of softness in it that juli had never heard him use before. "fuck ya da. fuck the rules. who cares? why'd ya even get on the train in the first place?"

"my mother would be disappointed," juliette whispered, her ear tips stinging slightly from the strong curses flowing from avery's mouth as if they were slaps to the face.

"ya know what, fuck ya ma, too." juli's ears twitched involuntarily and angled away. "i saw that!" avery shouted, earning him a loud hush from the train attendant. he glared at him before leaning closer to juli and dropping his voice volume slightly. "you listen to me, dollface. if ya don't wanna do it, who on god's green earth is gonna make you?? no one, that's who."

"i have to marry into a rich family. i barely get a choice," juli sobbed, wiping her eyes with the back of her paw.

"yeah, well- it ain't right." avery nudged juli's paw away from her face gentler than both of them would have expected him to. "listen, when we get to philadelphia, you'll see. i'm sure ya da ain't all that anyways."

avery swallowed suddenly and returned to his curled-up state in the corner of his seat.

"thank you," juliette breathed out. "for that."

"'t was nothin'," avery mumbled, running his paws across the brush of his tail.

they rode in complete- though comfortable- silence for the rest of the trip.

#teehee i love them #please tell me what you thiihiiinkk #toff writes stuff #fanfic #ocs

[abandoned-ax]

Im on the team pt - 4

Pt 1 Pt 2 Pt 3

Haikyuu x ftm reader

Summery: 1st day of the training camp

When we came back for the longer training camp I was much more relaxed. Last time it was only one night but just a few weeks later and were back. Everyone’s been starting to try new things, I think last training camp had everyone realizing we don’t match up at all. Iv been working with Noya a bit more on receiving and everything a libero does as well as working with Tanaka on spiking. But the most interesting thing Iv been doing is helping Kagayama out, he’s working on a new kind of set and asked me if I would throw for him one day after practice, I was hanging back a bit myself just not wanting to leave the gym and so I decided to help him out. I’m seeing a new side to him I didn’t know, I’m used to seeing him as the perfect setter like he could do anything, but seeing him struggling and frustrated is new. The day before we left for training camp we were practicing his set and he got angrier then I had ever seen him, he threw the ball and shouted.

“Ahhhhhh! Why can’t I get it!”

I’m immediately on the ground trying to figure out what to do to help calm him down, but the only thing I can think of that he likes is volleyball. Sooo

“Kageyama!” He pauses to look at me, “umm I was wondering if you wanted to take a break from your set and maybe help me with mine instead.” I guess that got him to pause since he was now just looking at me, “is just Iv been wanting to work on it for a while now but it’s just, your so good at it and I just wanted to ask for some pointers, and it just seems like you could use a break so.” His breathing has started to even out a bit more, he looks a bit caught off guard.

“Ughh yeah I can do that.” So for the next half hour we worked ok my set, I made sure to praise and complement him on his set to make sure he knew how talented he was, I’m sure working so hard on a set and not being able to get it is really frustrating. After a while we were both tired so we moved to sit down drinking our water in silence.

“Thank you for helping me out, and you know for calming me down.” His voice got quieter as the sentence went on but I understood what he was getting at.

“It’s all good kageyama. I bet it’s frustrating.” He looks over at me and we make eye contact, it’s nice.

“Iv always been able to get it, and I just haven’t had to do something new like that in a while.”

“I know it’s frustrating, and I know I don’t know a lot about volleyball but even I know your one of the most talented players, you’ll get it, it’s just going to take a bit of time.”

“Thanks (Y/N)”

I smile over at him happy I could help in anyway, he pulls out his phone to check the time, “holy shit it’s late.” I look over at his phone and realize it’s 12:30 already!

“Oh wow.” Kagayama looks over at me and we start laughing, both realizing how wild it is that we stayed here for that long, “oh my god our buss to head to training camp is going to be here is like 4 hours!” Kagayama starts laughing louder.

“Holy shut we should head home huh?!” Both of us calm down our giggles before moving to walk home, we walk mostly together till we half to part ways, “well I’ll see you in a few hours Kags.”

He smiles at me a little “yeah I’ll see you in a few hours.” And with that we split ways.

It’s before the sun comes up that we have to be at the busses so naturally everyone is very tired. I meet Tsuki and Yams there but once Kagayama shows up I move over to him, he’s looking through his bag and so I ask “making sure you packed everything?” He look up startled but his gaze softens when he sees it’s me, “yeah after how late we got home last night I didn’t really have time to pack properly.” I giggle at him, “lucky I pack like a week in advance.” He chuckles “maybe I should start doing that to huh.” Coach gives a little speech and tells us all to get on the bus, I was originally planning on sitting wish Tsuki and Yams but they ended up sitting together and Kags asked if I wanted to sit with him so that’s what I did. Not long into the drive I ended up falling asleep with my head on Kagayamas shoulder, and he fell asleep with his on my head. But we were rudely awoken by Daichi “come on idiots were here.” I know I have a massive blush in my face so I get up and move to get off the bus quickly, I hear Daichi chuckle at us but ignore it and move quickly, one off the bus I move to find Tsuki and Yams, “so I see you’ve become friends with the king?” Tsuki says skeptically, “oh shut it Tsuki.” Yams laughs at us as we see Nekoma come out to greet us.

I walk over to where Kenma is talking to Hinata excited to see him again since we talked a bit at the last training camp and he seems super cool, “hey Kenma!” He looks away from Hinata and smiles at me “hey (Y/N), I was just talking to Hinata about the camp.”

“Oh yeah! It’s in a different place, do you know why?” Kenma chuckles at that question “yeah it’s a bigger space and a bit cooler here, but there’s a lot of bugs.”

“Fuck I should have brought bug spray.”

“It’s ok you can use mine if you wanna,” he says smiling a bit.

“Are you sure that would be ok?”

“Yeah I don’t mind!”

“Thanks Kennma.” I smile at him but the moment is cut short by a super tall guy yelling over at Hinata “hey did you grow taller yet?!” The two start bickering and I give Kenma a surprised look,

“that’s Lev, he’s the new kid for us.”

I giggle at the distressed look he gets looking over at the tall kid.

“I’m guessing he’s...a lot.”

“How’d you know?”

“I mean he did interrupt our conversation by yelling at Hinata about his height.” Kenma laughs at that.

“So (Y/N) you play any video games?” Me and Kenma talked the entire walk to Karasanos room, finding we have quite a bit in common, from our love of the same video games to our inability to sleep most nights. He’s nice to talk to, his calm and quiet tone is relaxing to listen to and his more subtle demeanor is cute.

We all put our bags in the room and got ready for our first game today. I didn’t play in the first few, but after a couple they switched me into the libero spot for a while and then I played middle blocker. We aren’t doing too good tho, haven’t won a single game, and after the 8th time doing the run for the loosing team I think I’m gunna die. When the end of the day came around we all collapsed after our last run.

“Ughhh I don’t think I can breath” I hear tanaka yell.

“We lost every game, how’d we lose every game.” Suga asked

We looked into the gym to watch the one game that’s still going, we are nowhere near that level. Daichi sits up and says he’s going to work on the synchronized attack, so everyone started to scatter.

I look over and see Tsuki walking away from the gym most of our team was using and Yams yells over at him “you aren’t going to practice Tsuki?” Tsuki turns around “no, we practice enough already.” And starts walking away, I knew Yams was probably itching to go practice his serve so I tell him, “go, I’ll follow the giraffe.” He smiles gratefully at me and I starts chasing after the blond boy.

“Tsuki wait up!” He doesn’t turn around so I start running faster till I catch up with him. “ughhh why are your legs so long!”

“There not that long yours are just short.”

We pause for a moment, it’s awkward. Me and Tsuki have never had an awkward moment, I don’t like it.

“Aren’t you going to practice?”

“No, we do that enough, everyday for hours we practice, I’m done for the night.”

I’m so lost on what to do at this point, I want him to come practice but I can’t force him too,

“Hey glasses kid,” I hear a voice say and turn around Tsuki stopping in his place, “oh and (Y/N)” it’s Kuroo from Nekoma.

“You guys wanna come practice with us? We could use another blocker!” I look over to Tsuki hopefully, maybe this will be the opportunity to get him motivated. Tsuki looks up and with the fakest smile on his face he says “sorry, I’m all done for the night.”

Kuroo and one of the other guys I think from Fukurodani are both appalled by his response,

“You know he may not look it but he’s one of the top 5 aces is Japan.”

The owl looking guy stands up taller and puffs out his chest looking proud. It’s cute!

“Yeah I think he’s still upset he’s not in the top 3 anymore.” I chuckle, there fun, you can tell they all joke around a lot.

“Well I’m in.” I say walking up to the gym and yelling back at Tsuki “don’t make me do this alone.” The three others stay in the door continuing to try and convince Tsuki to join.

I’m walking through but jump when I her “oh hi” from the floor, looking down it’s the tall kid who was talking to Hinata earlier. He looks like a baby dear before it can walk!

“What happened to you?”

“Kuroo did.” I laugh back at him. He sits up more going over to sit agains the wall and I move to sit next you him.

“Your a first year right? How long have you been playing?” A guy like him is clearly a powerhouse, I assume he’s been playing for years.

“Oh I just started!” He says with a goofy grin on his face,

“You just started!!”

“Hey! How long have you been playing!” He says in an amusing accusatory tone

“Well, I kinda just started too!”

“Haha were tied.” I smile over at him, he looks kinda intimidating but he certainly doesn’t act it as he giggles at our interaction. I think back to when I first saw him earlier he was with Kennma, I wonder where he is?

“Hey your on the team with Kennma right, I just talked to him earlier today and haven’t seen him around much since?”

“Oh Kennma?” I hear Kuroo yell jogging over to us “he went to go play some video games, he’s not really the type that needs to practice, nor do I think we could get him too!” He chuckles.

“Oh that reminds me! Did you get Tsuki to join?”

Kuroo gets a cocky smile on his face looking over his shoulder to see Tsuki looking angry. I get up but before I Kuroo I say “great, you made our tall guy with glasses angry.” I laugh at him sarcastically, he laughs back loudly and we go to start our first practice game of many.

An: hey guys sorry it’s been too long, I’m currently thinking I’ll make this a Kenma x Reader X Kuroo or maybe a Tsuki X reader not sure yet!! Let me know what you think!!!

#haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x trans reader #haikyuu x me #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x male reader #haikyu x reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu!! #tsukishima x you #tsukishima x y/n #tsukishima fluff #kenma x reader #kenma x kuroo #kenma x male reader #kuroo x y/n #kuroo headcanons #kuroo tetsuro x you

[faustonastring]

Could you do a headcanon of the six reacting and dealing with a MC whose magic going crazy (maybe going along with their emotions) . Things like if they're mad their hair will turn to flames or turning things to ice randomly. Just wild stuff.

Hi thanks for requesting! Hopefully this is what you wanted!

Request R Open! :+)

Main 6 reacting to mcs magick going crazy depending on their emotions!

Asra

This is new. This is very new. When he saw that you couldn’t walk or talk when he brought you back (yes, in case you didn’t know this is sadly canon) he figured he would have to reteach you magick, he also figured you would naturally be good at, but not so good that it effects you every day life.

Even though your magick going crazy at times is very life threatening, and scary, he finds it very attractive, but sadly for asra, he has to teach you to conceal it, to dumb it down a little, if he doesn’t you might set the shop in fire, or freeze another person to death

Over time it gets a little better, instead of your whole body lighting up when your mad it’s just your hair, and instead of you accidental freezing people when your upset, your hands just get very very icy, instead of big ass fireworks lighting up when your excited, just tiny ones, and instead of the whole forest flocking to the shop when you’re happy. Just a couple of nearby birds. And a loud squawking raven....?

When ever you get upset with him and your magick starts acting up, he quickly gets over his anger. Part of the reason is because if he can’t calm you down, something bad is bound to happen, but if you do manage to control it, well then he is quick to say he’s sorry, and offer to make it up to you if you know what I mean.

Nadia

God help the poor courtiers or nobleman/woman that upsets you. Because they are going to have a rude awakening when they realiszed they messed with the wrong magican.

When it first happens with Nadia, it’s not because your mad, it’s because you so overjoyed (you can decide why, she’s your wife not mine) that you start to shoot fire works from your fingers. Nadia is most definitely surprised and taken aback, but when she sees that your embarrassed by it....well that changes her reaction almost immediately

She doesn’t want you to suppress your feelings, she wants you to express them freely, it’s just a little hard to do when things are always catching on fire, or freezing, or just going completely wrong, and even though who ever you were having the meeting with looks very frightened and confused. Nadia looks very amused.

The only reason she looks amused is because that person was probably pissing her off too. But if you were to mess up a very important business deal that will Better impact Vesuvia? Well your going to have to make it up to her later.

Julian

It freaks him out everytime. A little less everytime. And he doesn’t mean to offend you, he would never mean to do that, he’s just confused. Terrified. And horny all at once and it’s not the best feeling in the world (definitely not the worst though)

When it first happened you were upset with him for gods know what, and your hair turned into flames. Julian thought you were being possessed or turned into some sort of demon of sorts, so he started asking if “you were still in there” or if he “needed to call an exorcist” which only enraged you more.

After you calm down a bit after being mad, he tries to make light of the situation he tries to make jokes about what happen, as terrible as they may be. One of his most frequent jokes is “maybe you were the one who set Lucios room on fire.....haha ya’know. Because of the hair” this is either a hit or miss depending on your mood, the type of person you are, and how many times he’s made that joke in the past week.

He thinks the when your hair turns to flames is hot. When your hands get icy. Hot. But what about the other ones? Like when you get excited you start to shoot fireworks, or when you get happy and a flock of animals starts to run towards you? That. He finds that cute. No not cute. Absolutely adorable.

Portia

She loves it. She loves it the most out of every one. She may be small, but people know better than to make her mad. And now she has a partner that has magic fire hair, and iced hands, can attract animals, and can shoot fireworks. Don’t make them mad either. If you do it’s over for you buddy.

When she first finds out she’s shocked! The two of you were upset over finding out some very sad news, and your hands started to ice? She instantly notices it’s some magick thing, and she is quickly torn out of her sadden state and is asking you everything about it.

You’ll gladly answer any of her dying questions (as you should) and your iced hands start to slowly melt away, and next thing you know pepi is crawling all over your lap, meowing and purring like crazy. (Because of this her new nick name for you is cat-nip)

She finds it more cool than attractive, granted I think she finds anything magick related that you do attractive, and as time goes on she adds it to her list of turn ons, but early on in your relationship she just simply finds it cool

Muriel

He already knows. He knows everything. Asra no-boundaries Alanzar tells him everything, espically if it’s about you, espically x2 if he isn’t sure he made th right descion about you, and things aren’t going exactly as planned

Even though he knew, he didn’t know what to expect, but one day when he was happily walking in the forest with you, and a heard of chickens, cam running up to you, and a couple of dears...then a bear. Well Muriel feels like he just fell in love all over again.

He tries his best not to make you upset, he doesn’t like seeing your hair get like that, and he doesn’t like seeing your hands get all icy. And god forbid any one were to make you upset, because Muriel doesn’t need violence to leave an impact on some one. His glare alone says it all.

I don’t think he finds it a big turn on, I mean you attracting animals is very cute, and he thinks the fireworks when your excited are a nice touch, but nothing he’s too wild about, I feel like Muriel only likes to get intimate when he’s feeling a deep connection, with some one, and this is one of those things that he doesn’t really connect too. (Not to say he doesn’t connect to you, that is)

Lucio

Oh no. Oh god no. Nonononononononono. This isn’t good. This isn’t good for lucio, and this isn’t good for your relationship with lucio. He loves you he really does, it’s just.....does your hair have to turn to flames? Can it turn into something else? Please

He isn’t pleasntly surprised when you get mad at him one day and your hair turns into flames. No he’s terrified. Not only is there fire, but your fire. And your mad. You’re mad fire and your mad at him, with your fire, and there fire going everywhere, and oh god no he can’t do this again-

He tries to do everything to make it stop. He loves you. He really does. He loves you more than anything In the whole world. Your his light. His angel who came to save him from that damn room- but he can’t with the fire. There’s too much trauma. Too much ptsd. The man was burnt alive. Everytime your hair gets like that he feels a little piece of him cripple away.

Im sorry lucio stans, but this might be a deal breaker for him. He can’t deal seeing your hair get like that. It pains him too much. It’s just too much. If you’re really paitent, and it happens once in a blue moon, then maybe. The maybe he can hold out, and look past it. But if it’s happening every other week, month, day? I’m sorry, but he can’t. As much as he hates too, he has to let you go.

Thank you for reading hopefully it came out alright! (I’m slowly getting out of my slump, so my writing is slowly increasing to what it used to be!)

Next headcanon: main six with an mc that leaves love letters around (5/14)

Request r open ;)

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[stray-tori]

An Innocent Sin & the good gay flashback ft. my descent into madness

I wasn’t sure if I should post this but I mostly want it archived so here we go. This is from like,, September?

So. “An Innocent Sin” is a dumpster fire unlike anything I’ve ever seen. I don’t remember why I decided to read it. maybe I was crazy. Either way... I read it. It soon started to touch upon (very very outlandish) sexual abuse which I thought was interesting. (the angst, not so much some of the wack circumstances surrounding it)

ANYWAY. at some point... we have a flashback. And not just that. It has a gay character.

And it turns rly gay. which mind you, is still in a het smut manwha (that has a “gay” side couple, but still!)

And it destroyed me.

For those who want to read it because I genuinely think the flashback is a decent bit, it’s all the bonus chapters between chapter 77 and 78 I think. There’s a part before that too, but idk where exactly anymore. (It’s on lezhin! or your platform of choosing)

I don’t THINK you’ll need any other knowledge to get the flashback bit? but it’s been a while.

Below the cut (rip mobile users), you can read all of my amazing reactions (all of these were text messages, for context - but I took most of the replies and convos about other things out). Post is also tagged as long post. :))

(i’m serious, this is fucking long)

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Here I am. Liking the gay flashback character. Feck. Main dude is still straight but idk it's cute pff

This is a mess. The girl white hair likes, likes black hair, maybe, but thinks white hair is attractive

What just happened is sth I'd like to know too pff He's so cute tho omg. Watch me melt Can we stay in this flashback before everything got perverted af and before white hair gets assaulted all the time I would send an eyebrow emote if I could Context: he's asking he says it again

Ik it's not mutual but loookkk he's so sweet. He's kinda rude in present time, can't we stay in this flashback forever

I never asked for gay, never expected gay but I got gay

This story is trash why am I still reading it shdhhd

He caught his mom cheating. And now she's forcing him to watch??? What is thissss Well adoptive mom But still sudhdidu what Bitch how dare YOU exist

Save my babyyyy

Yay sister that's not yet a rapist to the rescueee

This flashback is actually just nicer in every way let's just stay here This is a super long flashback btw Idek anymore what triggered it

Okay I think I'm gonna make the sensible decision and let this dumpster fire rest and just go sleep

It was very wild. I kinda wanna see white hair get therapy but it has 90 chapters and I'm at like 30... So I'm very concerned this is gonna be very dragged out. Idek if it's even finished ahahsududi - but I do kinda wanna see where it goes and see more cute Noah (white hair) so. Here we are.

yeahhh like i was down for the sexual abuse angst but then the mother killed the adoptive son's mother bc the dad had a thing for her?? and it was someone a person studying with white hair knew and so he's investigating and I'm like how did this turn into a crime organisation kind of plot

hhhhhhh i... i appreciate these horny things also tackling abuse but it always kind of gives me weird vibes to have both, especially when its very horny. And when people are horny to people who've been abused. Idk but I'd assume... you might try NOT to tie them up if they're frequently bondaged during their assaults. I'm just.... disjdksdj hello?? am i weird?? why are they fine with it???

also this manwha is so wild, theres this murder mystery investigation thing and then theres just a couple doing honry stuff sprinkled in between and i'm like OKAY

they rescued a guy in their basement and he's understandably very traumatized and they're trying to question him cut to our main couple trying bondage which i still dont understand bECAUSE HE'S A RAPE VICITM WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS the ones questioning arent the main couple of course but idshkjds

like im glad he's somehow okay with all this horny stuff despite his trauma and im glad he can be happy and have a nice relationship but DO WE NEED THIS MUCH OF IT he's very cute tho

i like that even when i try other stuff lezhin recommends me it still has large amount of gay in it

[mei: i mean... that's pretty great, if you ask me]

I mean I agree, I'm enjoying the gay eheheh these tonal whiplashes there's not even that much white space between the panels fhjd nvm it just turned horny goddamn it can there be 1 chapter without fucking? okay, there were the flashbacks

WE ARE BACK IN FLASHBACKS but im not getting the gay relationship, sad

OH WAIT AM I GETTING GAY COMFORT bc thats very good too

OH NNOOO this turned sad very quickly

I'M SORRY IM SPAMMING BUT THIS IS JUST ANGSTY

I'M :((((

different species confirmed

I rly like them :((( I like the current girl too but it's just..... very horny with her. the flashbacks are nice [current tori edit: she’s very unloyal idk why i said I liked her] im weird HHHHH RIPPP 

someone help him he looks so saddddd

not sure if thats the most healthy relationship but I'LL TAKE IT

AWWW black hair's mom cooks mild food for them bc Noah can't eat spicy food :((( im soft

PFFF

I LOVE THE FLASHBACKS :(((

awww

i feel like theyve done much more bonding than noah's current relationship. I mean yes I think its cute when she comforts him, too, but they rarely do anything besides be horny together

OH OH THEY'RE KISSING

best buildup, honestly

the position is hornier than I'd like later here goes hope it stays cute

D-did someone just respect the word "stop"??? I am amazed

i think you might uh. have some trauma stuff too so yknow

Dohye is a little dramatic in his reassurance but it's all rly cute so I'm :(( I like them a lot pls stay like this getting invested in flashbacks is always like: ik it wont stay but pls stay like this

hELP

chapters ending in "i wanna touch him" is never good. I'm scared. Oh okay he didnt do anything. PHEW. He's already better than the girl, can't they just end up together lmao

[Noah was jealous]

w-why do you look so evil dohye haukdhjs

oh. oh no. the horny is starting. pls dont... just be cute forever

DOHYE NO YOU WERE SO DECENT WHY ARE YOU LYING ABOUT KOREAN TRADITIONS TO GET HIM TO DO STUFF HORNY STUFF TOO NO PLS STOP I JUST- WHEEE TvT the manwha is actually less visually horny in the flashbacks but im not sure if its bc its BL which isnt rly the genre of the manwha or if its bc they're still kids basically, which... I'd respect the latter, tho I'd prefer it to be like this constantly haha

okay. he's not respecting stop anymore, but it's also more of embarrassed nature more than "no i dont want this stop" so maybe i can forgive it. Still losing points, but he hugged him and it was sweet so HHHHHHHHHHH NOT SURE HOW I SHOULD JUDGE THIS SITUATION

They [Noah’s family] forbid him to visit his friends house I AM DEVASTATED

understandable they're a rapist, a fucked up murderer mother and a father with a thing for younger women so

tho he dont know any of that but yknow he's so pretty just fucking end me on the spot

hooo

they are boyfriends and ik from the future that his sister is gonna ruin it allll she has those drugs that make visual imaginations feel like they rly happened to the person (dont know if thats real but holy fuck its terrifying) and she's used it before to say that Noah assualted her. and im pretty sure shes gonna use it again bc there was a panel of Noah remembering Dohye being uhhhh intimate with her and thats why Noah began to hate him and im so sad im not ready for it. bc he's denied it in the future and i honestly couldnt see it happening even before that or she drugged Dohye, i guess thats a possibility too

[current tori: oh girl, it’s neither and it’s wack]

which if, btich you gonna die even more enough rambling, more reading. this makes me so sad but also spicy

on the manwha note, he thinks Noah doesnt like his family bc he's adopted and doesnt feel comfy which....... fair enough i suppose. and he's so cute im gonna melt just looK AT THIS 

SHUt UP, IM GONNA CRY

OH MY GODDDD he ate like ice and gum and all that, and Dohye assumed it was bc of the more spicy food and got rl worried, but he was just trying to get the smell out of his breath bc he wanted to kiss him ukhsdjs HOW CAN YOU BE SO CUTE HELLLOOOOOOOOO

look at them. LOOK AT mY BABIESSSS

how am i ever gonna care about the main couple again aww he-he wanted to go to the same highschool as him :((( im sad bc i know its not gonna happennnnnn

[mei: also at this point, you're literally never gonna care about them. i don't even know the main couple that well and i honestly don't care about them whatsoever.]

WAIT NO they're actually going to the same school awww ik it wont take long until sister fucks it up for them but for now theyre so sweet ohmygodddd

cant he move in with them, fuck his family honestly

dohye he's not a fucking pokemon iukhsdjs

oh. its. turning horny i am displeased with this development but i guess its natural for their relationship however COULD YOU DO IT AT HOME AND NOT IN SOME DUSTY SMALL ROOM how do ppl do this i like that the comments too are just "... is anyone still carng about the other girl?" sakjds

this is the best 3 panels in existence.

h-he just took your hand dohye idk what to tell you

[mei: "you blush at everything i do" god if that isn't me, idk what is]

awww its cute dohye is getting bonus points bc he invited Noah over while his mom wasnt home, they watched some sexual stuff and he DIDNT try to do anything what is this where can i get more of this

"well im not okay"

MY BABIESSSS 

they still didnt do much btw they're just kinda exploring and its honestly nice TvT I dont want this to ever endddd

[Dohye sees Noah’s sister and approaches her] N O

N OOOO

this is the starttttt of something.......... TERRIBLEEEE 

:((( babyyyy

I AM EMO

Noah was drugged im sure. hes having dreams and waking up in pain and the sister is asking doyhe over I DONT LIKE THISSSSSSS OH HE DECLINED

OKAY OKAY he saw him with her again but it was from behind and im not sure if it rly happened??? oh no this is terrible. Noah :((( poor child

i am so emo about this

[reminder he’s been abused TvT]

[the sister: “Don’t you want to know why?”]

i will. murder someone he called to ask her to delete his number btw what is this manwha but this is just gonna make it that more tragic when whatever happens that breaks them apart :(((

he's such a good bf but Noah just wont TELL him his side I'M SO SAD

I AM SO SAD

No

NO

It cant end im actually tearing up nooo you were so cuteeee and happpyyy

[*sister is telling dohye to come to the gym hall*]

what else is she gonna do she already teared [current tori: ahem... T O R E] them apart THAT'S NOT DOYhE. THATS NEVER HIM. OH MY GOD. is it a look alike??? damn, she's dedicated to just. ruining it, huh

I’M

I’M SO SAD

now he's switching SCHOOLS NO NOOOOO how will i ever find happiness againnnn NO they're misunderstanding further they're not talking properly i mean i get it but oh my god

I'M :((( 

NO NOOOO pls make up in the future at least omg he tried to clear it up tooo ahhh i dont even have hopes for them getting back together but i just i want them to clear it up im crying first manwha to make me cry and it's this dumpster fire ahaha maybe a little too bc it kinda hit a little close to home i guess but goddamnn ittttt they were so cuteee and so happy and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH NO. Noahs getting drugged and assaulted. And he's realizing it happened before, he just forgot. I am. so sad it's not horny drawn either which i appreciate but MY HEART NO

N O DONT YOU DARE MAKE THIS WORSE

Im. gonna cry more 

Doyhe kept an eye on him im so emo :(( but he thought he was doing well enough and gave up.... Im im so sad no i want you to make up and get back together its all just a stupid........... MEHHHH will i ever find sth like this flashback again

[mei: p-probably not, no]

i am so devasted i dont even wanna go back to the main couple just fucking. i want this relationship back :(((( but i guess the investigation might end up somewhere so hhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh the baker manwha had a similar flashback feeling so. i just gotta find more of that haha

BUT THIS WAS SO SAD??? im so emo

[Dohye got kidnapped // the flashback commentary stops here but I think my descend into madness is pretty funny too]

OH YEAH THAT HAPPENED. THE FLASHBACK WAS SO LONG I FORGOT. NOOOO SAVE HIM. JESUS CHRIST PLS JUST ONE GOOD THING

its. actually rly smart to have another, more focused on them flashback, before the arc where he gets kidnapped by the rapist murder household so. good job. from a meta perspective but also NO but also. maybe theres hope for them making up at least after all :(((

[main couple kissing] this is. very weird now. but im glad he has someone, he deserves it but dohyeeeee

and switching to sex, YET AGAIN now i wanna see this EVEN LESS THAN I DID BEFOREEEE it's even.... a threesome now with one of the other characters why are you like this why can't you be. like in the flashback i am so upset HAHHHHH WHEEEZEEEE

I am just stop fucking jesus christ PLEASE I DONT WANNA SEE IT ANYMOREEEEE

im just stop the horny pls just tell me who that new guy is and why doyhe likes him so much

[mei: this manwha is a fucking mess but at least we got your lovely commentary out of it]

dhsuksj thanks i feel honored at least i got cute BL out of it before everything went [back] to shit

[mei: THAT TOO]

[...]

tbh im getting kinda mad about doyhe... i dont... feel like he'd just fall instantly for a guy who looks like Noah... but eh not my character

i just want closure for dohye at this point, fuck everything else ... not literally pls theres already too much of that

pls get it together for like 1 chapter is the investigation even still happening i am so confused save dohye plEASE wait what i have less than 10 episodes left Dont tell me this shit isnt even wrapped up yet

[Dohye is having a breakdown over the Noah double not coming to see him anymore]

yeah i this... doesnt feel like Dohye... at all... Even when Noah was rejecting him he was just kind of... taking it with some humor and maybe he was a little desperate and risky sometimes but... oh well... i do want him to get better but... im having a hard time believeing this development??? he never seemed overly anxious or anything. but who knows what else they did to him. Sister can still go fuck off tho

[...]

i mean. i liked the flashbacks a lot honestly??? it stayed simple and focused on the dynamics and less trying to balance smut with murder plots

[dm partner: NO THAT'S WHAT I MEAN LIKE CLEARLY THE AUTHOR CAN MAKE A GOOD STORY SO I'M JUST... CONFUSED AS TO WHY THEY DIDN'T STICK WITH SOME SOFT, FLUFFY BL ROMANCE MANWHA AND DECIDED TO MAKE WHATEVER THIS IS INSTEAD ]

okay i dont care bc dohye is currently getting assaulted nobody asked for this why i just. this is terrible. he was... so sweet. he doesnt deserve this. nobody does of course but jesus christ pls someone save him at least its not horny visually, one saving grace

ah... the assult is back to being depicted horny-ly thank you for nothing

[... removed some general confusion about the plot]

YES. SOME SHIP FOOD.

i am. suffering i mean i cant stop but GOD

okay so apparantly. the sister. has just an arsenal of people who look like other people Dohye, then Noah... and even Noah's GF??? this is ridiculous??

one good message 

why 

did you feel the need to add that [actual tired rage]

im gonna die this manwha is gonna kill me im laughing but im suffering oh hes arrested great and thats the end and the last update was in january of this year

why AS IN NOAH IS ARRESTED nobody who actually did anything is arrested What is this why is this AHHH I at least wanted the complete-ness of finishing this but now I'M JUST SUFFERING

[ mei: I MEAN TO BE FAIR I'D BE SUFFERING TOO BC JUST... WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE?? MANY QUESTIONS?? AND MANY CONCERNS BC THIS MANWHA IS JUST... AN EXPERIENCE ]

its an experience allright WELL

_______________

yup that’s it.

in my head, in a twist of events Dohye and Noah make up and are actual endgame. Something like that must exist out there but I won’t ask because it’d destroy the surprise and ruin the point.

That’s it.

Have a nice day.

#an innocent sin #dohye x noah #noah x dohye #long post #tori talks #tori has opinions #reactions #yes I do this often in our dms #poor mei #toriqueue

[milkhwi]

grim reaper! jisung

summary: jisung, having not a a lot of experience as a grim reaper accidentally confused you for someone else and almost took your soul instead of someone else’s

genre: fluff and maybe angst

note: super belated halloween post but LISTEN he fits this concept so well

-

jisung definitely does not have his head in the game

half of the time he’s just like ‘what’

a confused bean mostly wHich IS THE CUTEST THING EVER but he is so scary

his height makes him the most intimidating amongst many grim reapers but he’s a baby

anyways this time the higher ups choose to let jisung fINALLY do this mission on his own because what can go wrong

eveRYTHING

so jisung was confident about this one he knew what his plan is and where and how to get there

“are you sure you don’t want some help” his fellow grim reaper friend, chenle would constantly tell him

“pSH nO” - jisung

“jisung you’re still young and it’s okay if you need help from us” -jaemin

“iM okay i got this guys”

cue all the dreamies sighing

so once he was in the human world his plan was in ACTION

he hasn’t been here for a really long time so everything seems different but somehow still familiar

he looked at the night skyline and he was just so amazed like wow that man was in love

he shook his head rapidly knowing he shouldn’t get distracted but he was

anyways he went on the search for his victim

the nightlife was indeed wild so lots of people tried flirting with him since he looked so handsome

*cue flustered jisung denying everything awkwardly*

so as time went by he got tired and decided to go to a restaurant and go eat

then he spotted you in the corner of the restaurant lonely eating fries

you fitted the description so perfectly he was sure it was you he needed to get

so he walked up to you and sat down

“what the???- can i help you” -you

honestly you sounded so rude but you were son flustered at him because he was so handsome like??? is he real??

“oh! haha! well you just seemed lonely i wanted to accompany you”

weird but ok

“oh yeah sure haha” -you

jisung was really friendly and he kinda felt bad for having to take your soul with him later but oh well

anyways you both were walking around a sketchy area and about to part ways until jisung took out this big scythe and pointed it towards you

“wtf” you being so confused and scared

“#271 soul, correct?” jisung said his voice sounding deep

you were so scared you didn’t even know what the hell he was on

suddenly you felt your wrist sting revealing a 127

“wait what- oops wrong soul haha” jisung said immediately making the scythe disappear

“i- what¿? wait- are you a grim reaper or some sort of thing? also how did you get confused!??” you were sure you were going crazy but continued asking questions

“yeah maybe and well i thought the description fit you really well so”

honestly he didn’t know how to make you forget the first time you met so now you know grim reapers exist

he comes to earth a lot just to visit you a lot because he really cares a lot for you and doesn’t want your soul to be taken away

he is so scary when other grim reapers get near you

he doesn’t even let the other dream members near you

“hey so you’re jisung huma- oh my god jisung stop looking at me like that” -jeno

he definitely doesn’t realize himself falling for you because he’s just that dense

also he didn’t know grim reapers can feel warm and so soft???

he was always so cold and the dreamies suddenly realized that the keeps feeling warm recently

then they figured it out

“so you going on a date with them yet or should i do i first?” haechan would constantly annoy jisung like that

“he’s gonna kill you if you say that again” -renjun

anyways it took jisung a long time to figure it out and he didn’t know how to properly tell you

so you definitely had to do something first

“jisung i like you”

cue a very red faced jisung trying to hide his smile

“i uh i uh i like you too”

honestly so awkward around you but when it comes to others he’s just so dead inside hahaha get it

like he glares at everyone a lot and has a scary voice but when it comes to you he’s all smily and giggly and his voice gets higher (just like it does when he speaks to chenle)

honestly he’s very intimidating but when you get to know him he needs to be protected from evERYTHING

#nct dream #park jisung #nct #park jisung imagines #nct scenarios #nct fluff #nct x reader #na jaemin #zhong chenle #lee jeno #lee donghyuck #huang renjun #nct imagines #kpop scenarios #kpop fluff #jisung i love u so much uwu

[sharpen-jadescythe]

Sharpen tries to pick up Rexxar

((Like actually Rexxar. I know, but don’t facepalm quite yet. Sharpy may surprise you!))

Sharpen, “So, Rexxar! Now that you’ve agreed to come on and adventure with me--”

Rexxar, “We non-player characters actually prefer the word quest.”

Sharpen, “Huh? Why get so hung up on that?”

Rexxar, “It’s more professional.”

Sharpen, “Oh, of course. This is totally professional.”

Rexxar, “No it’s not. I saw that selfie you took with me. And, yes, I do have Tumblr.”

Sharpen, “Oh? Heh. Oooh so you then you saw my art--”

Rexxar, “I refused to look at your art.”

Sharpen, “You sure? They say art imitates life, you know.”

Rexxar, “You’re pretty much using that phrase wrong, and I don’t even really understand how you thought that line would work.”

Sharpen narrows his eyes, “Last question before we head out. If you’re on Tumblr, where the HELL do you keep your scrying orb, then? I’ve got plenty of gear, but you only have a bear and a loincloth.”

Rexxar, “Okay, sorry I insulted you, Sharpen. You win that round.”

Sharpen, “Oh, are we keeping score? I do intent to win every round.”

Rexxar sighs heavily, “From now on, I am only answering questions you have about this specific quest.”

That night...

Rexxar, after ignoring Sharpen for most of the evening, “We’ll leave in the morning, Sharpen. Try to get some rest. Uh, and can you move your bird over some? I can’t really lay down with him standing right there, on the bearskin.”

Rexxar, “You might also put out that torch, Sharpen.”

Sharpen, “Irewing likes you. Also, I thought we’d stay up and play strip Hearthstone.”

Rexxar, “Trust me, that doesn’t exist.”

Sharpen, “I bet you played it before with Misha.”

Rexxar, “Wow. Two hours in and we’re already on the Misha jokes, are we?”

In Stormheim...

Rexxar, “Now, Sharpen. I’m not saying we’re lost in Stormheim, but we’re pretty lost here in Stormheim.”

Sharpen, “I was following you--you’re the master tracker.”

Rexxar, “Huh. I assumed that was just you checking me out. How did we get our wires crossed so badly? Oh, I see. I was following Misha, really.”

Sharpen, “HAHA!”

Rexxar, “Come on! I don’t make my own Misha jokes. Why the hell would I?”

Sharpen, “Bwahahahahahah!”

Rexxar, “Sharpen, shut UP!”

Later...

Sharpen, “Sir, I hate to do this, and thank you for the drinks, but we really only visited you because we need to ask some directions. We’re looking for a huntress. I think you guys are in the same tribe... Her name is Kavi. She’s tall, blonde.”

Old Man, “Oh my, yes. I’ve been searching for her, myself.”

Rexxar, “Sharpen, can we speed this up? This is a very important quest for the Unseen Path. Lives are at stake.”

Sharpen, “Will you stop talking over me, Rexxar? This man just now said he knows who I’m talking about!”

Rexxar, “He’s clearly just wasting our time! I told you not to drink whatever he was offering, we’ve been stuck here for hours now.”

Sharpen, “Sir, I’m sorry for my rude friend here. But, as her kinsman, can you give us any clue where Huntress Kavi may be? We’d be happy to track her for you, even.”

Old Man, “Pah! I was speaking generally. Aren’t we ALL looking for a tall, blonde woman, who’s good at handling a wild beast?”

Sharpen, “Damn, that’s a good line.”

Rexxar, “Sharpen!”

Old Man, gestures at Rexxar, a stein in his hand too, “And that one treats you like you two are married. I’d watch out for ‘im.”

*Rexxar snatches the Night Elf’s beer away, throws it on the ground, kicks Sharpen into motion.*

Dear journal,

Well this is awkward. I went off on my own because I’ve just been waiting here for them to finish talking. Rexxar’s actually said a lot more to Kavi than he’s said to me this entire trip. He absolutely has a thing for her.

I don’t wanna say I’m annoyed but. Yeah, I guess I am. I flirted a lot at the start. At least I think I did? My character art should have been the clincher. And I’ve been wanting him to make a move back, but... But I guess Rexxar isn’t that kind of guy.

Maybe the problem is me. I pegged him for a rough sort, so I started making these stupid, obvious jokes. But Rexxar is actually very intellectual, very spiritual, even. He cares a lot about people, too. I thought he’d abandoned the world of mortals, you know, to focus on nature. I suppose I even thought he’d be craving a silly flirtation, a fling. He is a hermit after all.

But Rexxar has a rich perspective and a full life. And Misha and him have this unbreakable bond. It’s terrible that people tease him about it. He’s like... a scholar. If he’d been born a Night Elf, he would have been made into a druid. Heck, I can only imagine what they would have done with him in Malfurion’s time, you know the early days? Rexxar could have given the young Malfurion competition for Shan’do... Okay, so I admit to being smitten, but at least I can see it.

Wait, I’m being called. Better wrap this up. Guess Kavi-Rex are ready to move on now that they’ve finished snogging spiritually, or whatever the heck--

No, that’s unkind of me. Well, I do hope Rexxar finds someone special. But it won’t be me. All I managed to do was irritate him and then give him the highest praise I’ve given any man--in journal form. And then there’s me and my goofy personality. That’s not the way to pick someone up, with weird... exclamations. Where was my class, my finesse? I swear, he’s so famous--I mean he’s Rexxar! That guy makes me so nervous!

It all fizzled. How lame is that?

Sharpen, “Well, Rexxar. We found Kavi and sent her on her way back to Trueshot Lodge. Everything else pretty much sucked, but hey, this amazing view of Stormheim is a nice surprise.”

What? Really? Now he’s giving me the silent treatment ontop of everything else. Piece of work this guy is.

*Rexxar silently slips Sharpen’s journal back into his bag, after reading it.*

Sharpen, “Alright, Rexxar. As luck would have it, this guy has two flying mounts we can both grab. If you’re ready to get rid of me, I guess we should part ways now. So...”

Rexxar, “...”

Sharpen, “Nice... questing with you. Thanks for your help.”

*The Old Man eyes Rexxar knowingly.*

Rexxar, “Look. Don’t take the Kavi thing personally. I mean she’s alright...”

Sharpen, “Ugh. You were eating her for breakfast, brul. I saw you. Anyway, this is a poor time to make up for whatever is you... you think you’re making up for--”

Rexxar, “Brul? What did you just call me!”

Old Man drawls, “I thought hunters were meant to be patient. Young one, let him finish.”

Rexxar, “Sharpen. Going to be direct as always. I read your journal. We’re running late on this mission anyway, so... why not camp out for a few more days together. See what this thing is.”

Sharpen, “...Yeah?”

Rexxar, “As you said, I’m not an idiot. People like to judge me so easily but... I’m not about to turn down a good-looking Night Elf who’s ready to make me into their Shan’do, am I?”

Sharpen grins, “Good call.”

Rexxar, “And that’s how romance is, I never... created a safe space for you to at least try. I did feel attracted initially, I should have... bent in the breeze. Forgive my uh, hermit tendencies.”

Sharpen, “Hey, no offense taken. It can’t be easy being Rexxar.”

Rexxar, “And nice booty art by the way.”

Sharpen, “I KNEW IT!”

[mythologymonsterlover]

Female! Alien Tigress

I hope you like this boy and girl I made! Even though she can come off as scary, she’s just a kitty at heart. With that said, here’s their love story~

warning: sexual content, cussing

Female monster X Male reader

The breeze itself today felt like it could cause me to have frostbite, yet the only thing that stopped that was probably my thin lair of clothes. It’s my fault really. Today on the news they said it was going to snow, but since snow here in California seemed impossible, I ignore it. My house isn’t far from the college, but I still have to go out looking like it’s summer vacation since I’m late. thinking of running back to change was out of the question; first class started three minutes ago. Letting out an annoyed sigh, I straighten my backpack traps in my fist and rush to Mrs. Maria’s class. I’ve been here long enough to know that she became the hard ass of the university. Anyone who even tried to argue with her get their little heart shredded into tiny pieces from her merciless words. She’s a different species that isn't native to our planet, known as the Redeemers. That what they name themselves, but most people on earth just calls them aliens.

I mean, that what they are, no need for fancy names, right?

However, they seem to get quite offended by “alien”, so speaking that way towards them just makes them more annoyed with our arrogant race.

That at least what most of the Redeemers I meet say.

...

Maria was the first to spot me trying to tiptoe into her class, and oh boy she did not like that. With a heavy slam of her book, she startled everyone into shock by her sudden action.

She coughed into her purple skinned fist, and with green cat-like eyes focused her gaze toward me. Maria is a humanoid-tiger alien, and even though Redeemers are very intelligent, they still have a wild animal look in their eyes that says they will kill without hesitation. I seen that look more then once on Maria’s face, and I know she is really getting fed up with me.

“Your late. Again.” She says in a smooth, yet overpowering voice that sends shivers down my spine. I could shit pricks right now, but I try to keep myself together as I approach my desk at the third row of the lecture room. She watches me as I sit down and get situated, and with a heavy sigh she just shakes her head in annoyance. I know speaking up to her about why im late is pointless, since one, she scares me to the point I can’t speak, and two, she will tear me down with words. Today thankfully she didn’t yell at me, and went back to teaching the class. Letting my whole body relax from such a stressful morning, I pull out my materials for today’s class. Miss Maria teaches biology for this semester course, and I wanting to become a doctor someday make me thrilled but nervous about having my professor being Maria.

...

long ago, me and Maria actually had a good relationship when we were kids. When the Redeemers first showed up to earth, it was my father's job as a soldier to make sure no harm came to the aliens. His first task was to watch over an alien named Muusúa, and her child.

That child was Maria.

I was only three when I first met Maria, and she was eight when she lived with us.

Of course, I don’t remember much of what it was like living with aliens, but I remember when they left our home. I was about ten, and the government gave Redeemers enough living spaces and governmental protection so they could legally be called citizens of earth. Dad and I were sad to see her and Muusúa go, but knew they had their own lives to live.

When I came to California university, I never thought I would see Maria again. Yet, here I am in her class, surprised to see how much a beautiful woman she became. To say I didn’t feel all my nervousness comes from how good looking she was would be utter bullshit. Even trying to focus on class was hard, as her long blue hair trails down her back, making her look like a goddess. When class was finally over for today, I could barely remember anything since I was being such an airhead. Everyone started to head out the door, and I was going to leave as well until I felt a strong grip hold me back. Turning my head to look at who was grabbing me, I felt my balls drop as I see Maria’s green eyes.

“So, you were just gonna leave without saying a word again, huh?”

She buffs out her cheeks and rolls her eyes at me.

Feeling pretty bad about that myself, I shove my hands into my pockets with my eyes downcast.

“Sorry Maria, I wanted to say something to you,

But I just felt like it would be kinda awkward.”

I watch as she twitches an eye at me in annoyance, like she used to do when we were younger. Feeling a little of ease, I let out a small laugh at the face she makes at me.

“What so funny, pinky?” She says mockingly, and that’s when I full out loose my shit with surpassed laughter.

“Haven’t heard that name in awhile, surprised you still remember it!”

I say this halfheartedly, which causes her to jab me roughly in the ribs. With her cheeks now flushed with color, I remember that fierce girl who would fight off the bullies at my school in order to protect me. Maria was everything to me really, but when she did leave it made me want to become stronger for myself.

Yet the real truth, I think, is that I wanted to become stronger for her.

“Hey, where’s your head at student?”

I shake myself out of my trance and smile at her as a response, but felt kind of shy again.

Letting myself relax internally, I decided to ask her the most important question on my mind right now.

“Hey Maria, would you...go shopping with me this weekend?”

I wanted to smack myself in the face, since that’s not what I really wanted to say. I wanted to take her out to dinner or get some coffee, yet she might get weirded out if I ask that since it’s like a date. On the other hand, it saved me from getting rejected flat out by her. Maria looked at me a little wide eyed, and with a glance at the calendar on her door, she turned to face me with amusement.

“I would really like that.”

…

We decided to meet on a Saturday, near a market that sold all sorts of things that people desired. I came a couple of minutes early, but I was pleasantly greeted to see that Maria did the same thing as well. She was only across the street from where I was standing, and I'm pretty sure she hadn't noticed me as she was looking into a car mirror trying to put on some lipstick. It felt somewhat ironic that she would be the one to want to look good as we hung out today. I was feeling really frantic if I even looked good enough, to the point I had to say screw it and leave my house.

Feeling a bit better that im not the only one feeling conscious about appearances, I walk across the street to where she was located. However, I literally walk right next to her but she still doesn't notice my presence.

“Umm Maria?” I say nervously, and back away as she looks at me completely startled.

“When the hell did you get here?”

I chuckle at her cute expression as she looks at her watch with confusion in her eyes.

“Don’t worry, I just came early only to see that you did the same.”

“What, really?” Her pupils go wide with interest just like a cat would, and she nods her head at me with unmistakable excitement. I grab her hand without thinking, and I start to walk with her to the market. She didn’t refuse my touch as we walked side by side, but I did notice her cheeks looked a darker blue than before. Feeling rude for my sudden action, I stop to look at her.

“S-Sorry, you probably don’t like that, haha..”

As I try to remove my hand from hers, she keeps it firmly in her strong grip.

“It’s fine...I like you hand in mine..”

she says while looking into my eyes lovingly, and that’s when I began to feel my own cheeks warm up.

Even as we enter the market place, I had a hard time remembering what I exactly needed for groceries. My mind kept wandering to Maria, and how close she was made it harder to think straight. So, stupidly enough, I just grabbed random things without thinking if I needed it or not.

When I was able to get my senses back together, I realized I grab enough stuff in order to make a good dinner tonight. As we checked out the items, I came up with the greatest idea I had so far today.

“M-Maria?”

I say hastily, feeling my nerves eat at me as I try to speak out the words.

She response by looking at me with a whimsical expression, and I know it’s now or never.

“Will you have dinner at my place tonight?”

Maria doesn’t react at first, but soon she has a big grin on her face as she looks down.

She nodes once, and I paid happily for the groceries as we head out to my car.

…

The air around us had chilled into a calming breeze as we walked into my house. I felt nervous, since it was the first time I ever had a woman in my house. Yet, I knew better than to be a guy who’s lustful on the first date, so I would treat her to food and take her home.

“ Make yourself at home, I’ll go ahead and make dinner for us.”

I say chipper like as I walk into the kitchen to put on an apron. As I get out the ingredients, I think about making pasta for tonight.

“Maria, is pasta good with you?”

She was looking around the room when I asked this question, but snaps her head back to me to reply.

“Yeah, but could you put some red meat in there?”

I think about it for a moment, and look in the fridge to realize I have some leftover steak from eating out with friends.

Jackpot!

I smile happily to myself, while thinking I’m the cleverest person in the world.

“Looks like I can add some red meat to the pasta! This should be good.“

I start to cook, but look back once behind me to see Maria holding up a picture in her hands. Leaving the stove on low, I walk beside her to see the photo in her hands.

It’s of me and her when we were only kids, and from afar her mother and my dad were smiling happily at us. Looking back at that time, I really loved her, but not in a big sister way. No, I had admiration for her sure, but it was something else that I couldn’t really express. When I look away from the photo to gaze upon her, I feel a tightness in my chest.

To be honest with myself, I think I always wanted her in some way, but now I know it’s not in a possessive way.

I want her as she is, and not as something I need to claim.

“Hey, you alright their?”

As her words leave her mouth, I wake up from my trance like state to reality.

Yet, I notice she has wrapped her hand around my arm, and is only about an inch away from my face.

“Oh yeah, I’m fine!” I shout out a little too loudly, and she nods her head somewhat confused by my action.

“I guess it is quite awkward for you to try and mate with me…”

I hear her laugh warmly, but I on the other hand freeze totally at what I just heard.

M-Mate?!

I can feel myself burn up from the inside out, yet when our eyes met again Maria had a relaxed expression.

“This is what human men do when they want to mate, right? Bring a girl home, feed her, and make love yeah?”

I honestly have no words to say to that, and just turn my head away to make this less embarrassing for me.

“Not all human men want to - well, make love to a woman on their first date!”

“Ohhh, really?”

“Y-yeah.”

With that, we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours.

I didn’t know what to do now.

That’s until I feel her hand caress my arm, and something wet touch my cheek. Startled, I jumped back a little but feel her hand keep my arm in place.

“I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you put me in a heated state...”

Not understanding what she meant, I look at her somewhat confused until she walks up to me. I notice her irises are no longer round, but are slanted in her green orbs.

“Maria, what wrong?”

I ask worriedly but don’t get a response. I move my hand to touch her face, and that when everything changes.

With fast moments, she places her cool lips on mine, making me forget how to breath. I swear, I could count each of her eye lashes by how close she was. It was becoming intoxicating to the point I wanted to put my hands around her waist. However, each time that I hesitated to make a move, she would make it for me. She wrapped her arms around my waist, and deepened the kiss with a long moan. I didn’t protest, since I wanted this to last forever. I even started to feel myself get somewhat hard from anticipation, which also caused me to worry if she wouldn’t like that. I was going to pull away for a moment to calm myself down, but her hand went down to my crotch and I stopped. With little shuddered breaths, she rubbed me up and down with her hand, making me harder.

I couldn’t help myself anymore, and I pushed her against the wall. I towered over her lovely frame, and kissed her roughly this time while moving my hands around her back. My lips trailed down her neck, and I brought her body closer to mine so it could feel how hard I was.

“Maria, I want you really bad…”

I say very heatedly, hoping that she would want the same thing as I do.

She makes a noise that I can only describe as a purr, and she comes close to my ear and whispers, “Then make it happen.”

With so much adrenaline rushing through my veins, I pick her up in my arms and carry her to the bedroom. Their, I place her gently on the bed as I remove her clothes and mine. She playfully pinches one of my sides, and I react by biting the side of her neck. As we lay there, basking in each other‘s love, I feel her hand go down to my dick and give it a firm tug. Letting out a surprised yelp, I watch her as she strokes me as her other hand plays with my chest leaving scratch marks. Feeling needy, I decide to kiss each of her nibbles and suck them. This causes her to stroke me faster, and I don’t even stop kissing her until she moved my dick inside her. I let out a shuddering gasp as she works up as a power bottom, making my thrust at the same time she was. Eventually it drove me over as I felt myself wanting to cum so badly.

I- ah- want to cum….”

After saying that she smiles at me wickedly, and begins to move even faster under me. Not being able to stop myself, I meet with each of her thrusts until I hit my climax. I pool a lot into her as my seed spills out from between her legs, which leaves both of us recovering from the afterglow. I moved up beside her, placing my arms around her body as I felt my eyes start to droop.

...

I fell asleep pretty fast, but as the next day came by and I woke up, Maria was gone from the bed.

Feeling kind of disappointed, I get up while rubbing my head realizing it wasn’t probably the best idea to sleep with a professor. Well, she wasn’t just a professor, she was someone I knew for a long time. I push those thoughts away though as I hear my fridge open. Feeling excited that she didn’t leave, I get up and fast walk to the kitchen.

“Morning dummy.” She says while sticking her tongue out at me, and I realize she had a burnt pot in her hand.

Ah shit…

“I left it on last night, didn’t I?”

“Yep, but your Princess here got to it before it started a fire.”

Smiling warmly at Maria’s words, I walk up behind her for an embrace.

Your more of a queen, if I had to say.”

With that, she smirks at me with sharp teeth and places a kiss on my cheek.

“I know.”

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To Hell and Back (v3 HPA AU)

[Part 1]

It’s a bigger hot mess than the previous one lol

04/21/18 09:21PM

ShirogaNYEH: welcome back! previously, Akamatsu-san creates a group chat, Ouma-kun uses it to stir some shit and in the end, a subtle confession was made!

starlord: shirogane what the heck weve been chatting continuously

Maki Roll: yeah what are you even going on about

ShirogaNYEH: but it's not the same case with the audience

starlord: what audience??

Lord Panta: can we go back to my moment

chaotic lesbean: no go away

Lord Panta: ANYWAY

Lord Panta: is it true Saihara-chan??

Lord Panta: do you find me irresistible?

The Only Hope For Me Is You: I wouldn't use that adjective but yeah

The Only Hope For Me Is You: you're hard to ignore

Lord Panta: !!!!!!

The Only Hope For Me Is You: since you constantly demand attention

The Only Hope For Me Is You: You're like an annoying itch that just won't go away

starlord: ooooh SHOT DOWN

Treblemaker: Damn Shuichi-kun, didn't think you would be a harsh heartbreaker

Do You Believe In Magic: lol rip........

Maki Roll: good job saihara

Lord Panta: I

Lord Panta: …

Lord Panta: that's hot

dumb blonde slut: haha the purple twink is obviously a bottom

Lord Panta: bitch it takes one to know one :)

dumb blonde slut: eek n-no im not

starlord: he didnt even deny it

Robot Rights Activist: I backlogged and I seem to recall you express dissatisfaction over your assigned nickname, Iruma-san

Robot Rights Activist: Why haven't you changed it yet?

Lord Panta: coz she actually likes it, duh

dumb blonde slut: piss off cockichi

dumb blonde slut: awww kibs ur concerned!! i always knew u were in love with me

Robot Rights Activist: I do not.

Treblemaker: yeouch

starlord: so many crushed hearts tonite

Lord Panta: EAT SHIT AND DIE DUMB BLONDE SLUT

Treblemaker: Hey! No attacking!

Imma meme: you literally attacked me moments ago smh

Kork: This is a mess.

dumb blonde slut: dont get ur panties in a twist, idiot virgins

dumb blonde slut: the great iruma miu is too gorgeous 2 be affected by this shit

dumb blonde slut: im hella gay anyway

chaotic lesbean: you go Iruma-san!!

Robot Rights Activist: Still, I apologize if I came across as rude in any way! It was not my intention.

dumb blonde slut: dont beat urself too much over it kibs

Treblemaker: Aww Iruma-san really has a soft spot for Idabashi-kun

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Uh, Kaede-san, I assume you have your headphones on because I've been knocking on your door for awhile now and you haven't shifted from your position to indicate that you will answer the door.

ShirogaNYEH: truly a detective,,,

Treblemaker: oh shit sorry!!

chaotic lesbean: AND WHAT IS A DEGENERATE LIKE YOU DOING IN THE FEMALE AREA OF THE DORM THIS LATE AT NIGHT

Treblemaker: It's fine Chabashira-san!! Shuichi-kun usually comes over so we can gossip or whatever

chaotic lesbean: WHAT??? USUALLY??????

Maki Roll: wow Saihara, you managed to sneak past chabashira several times already, im impressed

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Thank you Harukawa-san! I feel validated.

Lord Panta: is there really NOTHING going on between you two

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Kaede-san is my bestfriend??

Treblemaker: Yeah, why does that bother you so much Ouma-kun?

Kork: He likely feels envious of your relationship.

Lord Panta: lol no

starlord: sure jan

Lord Panta: quick question what are yall sexual orientations

imma meme: im fabulously gay

chaotic lesbean: isn't it obvious

dumb blonde slut: dont have 2 repeat myself

Do You Believe In Magic: ace...... sexual attraction is tiring.........

ShirogaNYEH: same!!

Kork: as am I.

Treblemaker: Actually, I'm Bi but I tend to prefer girls

starlord: well since were being honest ok im bi too

Maki Roll: same

Gokuhara Gonta: Gonta loves all!! And Hoshi-kun says he's Ace!

Treblemaker: Gonta-kun, it's getting really late. You and Hoshi-kun should start heading back here.

Gokuhara Gonta: Of course, Akamatsu-san!

Imma meme: spoken like another mom

Treblemaker: >:(

Robot Rights Activist: My attraction is not affected by one's sexual orientation

bitch I am the WAY: Angie is pan!~

The Only Hope For Me Is You: I'm gay

Lord Panta: YES!!!!

Maki Roll: wow he was not subtle AT ALL

Treblemaker: What about you @Mother Knows Best?

imma meme: why do you want to know (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Treblemaker: It wouldn't be fair to leave out someone from a question addressed to everyone!

Treblemaker: also, another word amami and im bashing your head with a shot put ball

ShirogaNYEH: go get em Akamatsu-san!

imma meme: im having war flashbacks

Mother Knows Best: Thank you for your consideration, Akamatsu-san. Apologies for not replying the soonest as I had to attend to some last minute errands. To answer your query, my preference is of the same sex.

Lord Panta: okay cool thank you for your input everyone!!!

Maki Roll: you only wanted to know one person's tho

dumb blonde slut: how about bull balls what do u think his orientation is

starlord: are you referring to great gozu??

dumb blonde slut: yea dumbass

dumb blonde slut: oh fuck those huge man tits,,,

dumb blonde slut: annsd heds a wretslerr he g ets all sewaTYyna d

chaotic lesbean: OK TENKO HAS HEARD ENOUGH

Maki Roll: Iruma shut the fuck up

bitch I am the WAY: Angie hears moaning again and it is very disturbing~~

Treblemaker: To think our rooms are billed as soundproof...

The Only Hope For Me Is You: I am effectively traumatized tonight.

ShirogaNYEH: we need to take this up with the headmaster!!

imma meme: uhhh its kinda weird to explain how we discovered the walls arent entirely soundproof

imma meme: “our classmate was masturbating too loudly to thoughts about our homeroom teacher's man boobs”

Kork: Let us not prolong this discussion. Can someone take care of that horrid excuse of a human being.

bitch I am the WAY: oh, she has stopped

bitch I am the WAY: Ah, Angie hears loud noises of struggle

bitch I am the WAY: then some shuffling outside the hallway

bitch I am the WAY: it is dead quiet now

chaotic lesbean: what just happened

chaotic lesbean: Tenko was terrified to peek outside

Treblemaker: Harukawa-san we talked about this

Maki Roll: what? I didn't kill her

Hoshi Ryoma: yo

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Hello Hoshi-kun

Hoshi Ryoma: just got back in the dorm with gokuhara

Hoshi Ryoma: he want back to his room but

Hoshi Ryoma: im still in the lounge room rn

Hoshi Ryoma: im seein tojo with a gagged and immobile iruma wrapped in a blanket being dragged across the room to the front door

Hoshi Ryoma: tojo just dumped her out

Lord Panta: NISHISHISHI PUNISHMENT TIME

chaotic lesbean: :O

imma meme: what an ICON

Treblemaker: woah thats hot

bitch I am the WAY: she is doing Atua's work~~

Mother Knows Best: I was merely disposing of the trash.

Do You Believe In Magic: …..tnx mom........

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Best mom!

starlord: shouldn't that include ouma tho

Lord Panta: suck my dick spaceman

Robot Rights Activist: Language!

Lord Panta: da hell keeboy it wasnt even that crass

Gokuhara Gonta: Oh no! What has been going on here, friends?

chaotic lesbean: NOTHING! PLEASE CARRY ON WITH YOUR NORMAL NIGHTLY ROUTINE

starlord: hey gonta, buddy, do me a favor and dont backlog

Gokuhara Gonta: Alright, Momota-kun!

ShirogaNYEH: Gonta-kun should not be tainted in any way!!

ShirogaNYEH: we should probably let Iruma-san inside now though

Lord Panta: are you in league with the DEVOL

Maki Roll: not like you're any better

Mother Knows Best: Very well. I suppose she has learned her lesson, at least for this moment.

Imma meme: well this was wild

Treblemaker: Let's not talk about this ever again

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Group chats tend to spiral down into levels of insanity the longer we spend time in it

Kork: Might I suggest a more... family-friendly topic?

Treblemaker: What is it, Shinguji-kun?

Kork: Ghosts in Hope's Peak

starlord: FUCK NO

bitch I am the WAY: hmmm what about nicknames for Gonta and Ryoma!~

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Good idea, Angie-san

Gokuhara Gonta: Oh yes! Gonta is excited on what name friends will gift him!

Imma meme: okay we better not fuck this up then

Lord Panta: allow me~

Maki Roll removed Lord Panta from the chat

starlord: lol sniped again

imma meme: DEADT

chaotic lesbean: noone must ruin this special moment!!

Do You Believe In Magic changed Gokuhara Gonta to Good Noodle

imma meme: yumeno-san is our name-changing cryptid

Good Noodle: Thank you Yumeno-san! Gonta loves this nickname!

ShirogaNYEH: im,,, CRYING

chaotic lesbean: you're doing amazing, sweetie

Do You Believe In Magic changed Hoshi Ryoma to quail egg

ShirogaNYEH: s m o l  b e a n

quail egg: NO

imma meme: hoshi-kun can literally punt us to the sun let's not baby him

starlord: not to mention that hes got a deeper voice than the rest of us guys

starlord: its so manly

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Momota-kun, your gay is showing

Treblemaker: Yay! Now everyone's got a nickname.

Treblemaker: We should probably add Ouma-kun back here.

quail egg: respectfully disagree

chaotic lesbean: you are too nice akamatsu-san!!!

ShirogaNYEH: funny how we somehow end up kicking Ouma-kun out the chat then add him later towards the end of the chapter...

starlord: ????

Treblemaker added Lord Panta to the chat.

Do You Believe In Magic changed Lord Panta to notto disu shitto agen

notto disu shitto again: i feel loved

dumb blonde slut: THE GREAT IRUMA MIU IS BACK YA DUMB VIRGINS

Maki Roll: fuck go back

Kork: This is the 10th Circle of Hell.

Mother Knows Best: I would like to inform everyone that the time is now five minutes past eleven in the evening. I believe this is the ideal time for all of us to get some rest as we have a class on Physical Education early morning.

Imma meme: omg I hate PE

notto disu shitto agen: but moooooom

Mother Knows Best: All of you go to sleep or I will not make breakfast for everyone tomorrow.

notto disu shitto agen: okay okay jeez

dumb blonde slut: yes mommy

starlord: aight mom

bitch I am the WAY: Apparently, Angie must postpone here sacrificial ritual tonight~~

ShirogaNYEH: awww I wont binge watch anime tonight then

Do You Believe In Magic: ….....good nyt...................

chaotic lesbean: Sleep well yumeno-chan <3

Do You Believe In Magic: …...........nyeh <3

Good Noodle: Goodnight everyone!

quail egg: night

dumb blonde slut: nyt cocksuckers

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Good night, all!

notto disu shitto agen: hey saihara-chan are you back at your room can i come over :v

The Only Hope For Me Is You: nah I'm sleeping over Kaede-san's tonight

notto disu shitto agen: WHAT

chaotic lesbean: WHAT

Mother Knows Best: Saihara-san, I am afraid I will have to escort you out. Now.

Imma meme: oof

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nickname guide notto disu shitto agen: Ouma The Only Hope For Me Is You: Saihara Treblemaker: Akamatsu bitch I am the WAY: Yonaga starlord: momota shirogaNYEH: shirogane Mother Knows Best: tojo imma meme: amami Maki Roll: harukawa Do You Believe In Magic: yumeno chaotic lesbean: chabashira Kork: shinguji Robot Rights Activist: idabashi dumb blonde slut: iruma Good Noodle: gokuhara quail egg: hoshi

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Questions Based off Misfits Season 1 Questions based off episodes in the Brit TV show Misfits. riddermarking (Episode 1) 1. Have you ever been on probation or had to do community service for a crime you committed? No. I’ve never been arrested or charged with anything before.  2. What would you do if you were in a situation where nobody believed you and it was critical they did? Or if you have been in this type of situation before, what happened? Wow, that would be awful to say the very least. It would be upsetting, frustrating, and actually quite scary. Like, if it was crucial situation and you really were telling the truth but no one believed you... oh my god. 3. Have you ever been stuck in some sort of severe weather? Were you injured or did you get out fine? No, thankfully. Although, once we took a last minute trip to Idaho from California by car and we were driving late at night while it was snowing, which was terrifying. We aren’t used to those driving conditions, and doing it in the middle of the night made it worse. We had to leave when we did because my grandpa was dying and we wanted to get to him as soon as we could. Driving was our only option, unfortunately.   4. Would you go back in time if it allowed you to save even one person? Yes. 5. Have you ever been mistreated by someone in a position of authority? Well, I had a couple of shitty math professors in community college. Like, they were legit awful. They made you feel stupid and one of them put me on the spot and it was humiliating. I sat there and put up with it and didn’t say or do anything when they made me or anyone else feel stupid because of their position. And I’m not confrontational at all. 

6. What would you do if your parents kicked you out of your house, saying that you couldn't return unless you improved yourself? Would you try to get on their good side again, or would you figure it isn't worth the time? Shit, good thing my parents aren’t like that... I’m very fortunate and appreciative to have the parents I have. I’m a mess and I need to get my shit together, but they’d never throw me out or abandon me. They try to help and do as much as they can. I honestly don’t know what I’d do without them. Especially my mom. I’d be in a lot worse shape than I already am that’s for. I don’t think I could keep doing it.  (Episode 2) 1. Have you ever done volunteer work in an elderly home? Do you like being around around the elderly, or do you find it repulsive? I have. Wow, I definitely don’t find being around elderly people to be repulsive. I did encounter some rude people there, though. I’m sure they’ve been through a lot of shit and they’re just sick and tired. Life hardens some people. I’ve encountered a lot of sweet elderly people as well. My grandma, grandpa, and Nana were/are the best. They can be so adorable lol. 2. If your parents are separated/widowed/divorced, have they ever dated anyone else? Do you mind that they date other people, or does it bother you? Have they ever dated someone you really disliked but they didn't listen to your opinion? My parents are still together.  3. Would you ever date someone significantly older than you? Or have you ever been attracted to something significantly older than you in the past? How did it end up? How significantly older? I don’t think I’d date anyone more than 5 years older than me. However, I’ve never been in a situation with a guy significantly older than me, so I can’t say for sure what I’d do. The only person I’ve liked with a big age difference is Alexander Skarsgard haha. He’s 13 years older than me. He’s obviously unattainable and doesn’t count cause it’d never happen. He’d definitely be my exception, though. haha. 4. Who would you turn to if you unexpectedly found yourself homeless? Or would you try to deal with the situation on your own? I’d have to turn to other family members. 5. Would you want to ability to read peoples' minds if you had no control over who's mind you read and when you read it? Absolutely not. 6. Have you ever flirted with someone over the internet with no idea of what kind of person they were? Yes. (Episode 3) 1. If you were in a hypothetical situation where you had to dispose of a body, do you think you'd succeed or get caught? I could never.  2. If you had the power to influence any boy/girl into liking you, do you think you'd enjoy it or hate it knowing that all their feelings are superficial? I wouldn’t want someone who wasn’t truly interested in me. Ha, that’s probably the only way I could ever have a relationship, though. :X 3. Have you ever lied about who you were over the internet? Did you have a specific reason for doing so, or was it just for fun? When I was like 12/13 I’d lie and say I was older and make up stuff about myself when chatting with people in chat rooms/IMs to sound ~cool. lol. 4. Have you ever used a credit card or money that wasn't yours to buy something without permission to do so? No. 5. If you were in a situation where you wanted to date someone, but you knew you could never touch them, how would you handle it? Would you even try to make it work? Wow. I don’t think that would work. I’m not even thinking about sex, I’m just thinking about not being able to cuddle, hug, hold hands, kiss, brush across their arms or cheeks...nothing.  6. Have you ever known someone who went missing without explanation? Were they ever found, or did they ever come back? Yes to all the above. Thankfully, he was found safe. We didn’t know what happened or if he was okay for almost a week and it was a very scary feeling.  (Episode 4) 1. If your boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend were in jail, would you go back in time to keep them out of it? Yes. 2. Have you ever been caught in possession of illegal drugs? No. 3. Have you ever damaged something in a public place? Did you get away with it or were you forced to pay for the damages? No. 4. Do you ever take "samples" from bulk candy or food bins? I did sometimes when I was a kid. :X I thought they were there for the taking.  5. Have you ever had two relationships at once? Was it on purpose? How did you work things out? No. One is enough. 6. If you go to clubs or party, do you ever use drugs to "enhance" the experience? Not my thing. (Episode 5) 1. Have you ever been romantically involved with an authority figure? Could you ever see yourself in this kind of situation, or would you avoid something like this completely? No.  2. Would you ever fake affection for someone in order to get information from them, or maybe to make someone else feel jealous? I’m too old for that shit. 3. Have you ever been in a situation where you felt too guilty to break up with someone? How long did it go on like that? Yes, but I did end up breaking up with them before things went on too long. I knew it wasn’t fair to either of us to continue things if I wasn’t all in. It was hard, and he took it really bad, but it was ultimately the right thing. 4. If you found a boy/girl you REALLY liked, but knew they had a baby or a young child, would you still try to pursue something with them, knowing the burden that it could entail? Or would you try to find someone else? I couldn’t date someone with a kid. I’m not ready to or have any interest in dating at all right now, but definitely not someone with a kid.  5. How far would you go to protect your closest friends? I’d do as much as I could. 6. Have you ever accidentally found an embarrassing or extremely personal picture or video on someone else's phone? No. (Episode 6) 1. Have you ever had any kind of interaction with a cult? What kind of interaction was it? Or have you ever been involved with a cult? What made you decide to leave? No. 2. If someone were to start brainwashing people into refraining from drinking, smoking, doing drugs, having sex, and to dress more modestly, would you approve or disapprove? Disapprove. I don’t think brainwashing is the way to go. 3. Do you think it's better to do a lot of wild things, such as taking drugs, partying heavily, having sex, etc., or do you think it's better if people try to be a little more modest? I mean, some of those things are very self-destructive. And I understand wanting to have people refrain from it, but everyone's entitled to their own life. It's definitely not one I'd like to live though. <<< I agree. 4. What would you do if your friends started going through drastic personality changes into people they were completely unlike before? Would you confront them about it? How about if the changes were good changes? I think I’d have to say something. I’d have to be careful how I went about it, though. I just wouldn’t want to see them change in a way that was harmful to them. If it was good changes, then I’d still say something, but I’d be supportive and encouraging.  5. What would you do if someone close to you, (it could be a friend, significant other or relative), had died but suddenly came back from the dead? How would you handle something like that? Omg. I think I’d be terrified at first to say the least... that’s not how life works. I’d have a lot of questions. I’d be skeptical and unsure for awhile, too, cause who knows if they’re same person they once were or if it was really them. Then I think I’d be overcome with different emotions. If it was really them and they were the same I’d want to hug them, talk to them, spend time with them...it’d be so crazy. 6. Have you ever jumped or fallen off a roof? Were you injured? Nooo.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

[simkjrs]

chapter 6 asks that are people in distress about shinsou

SPOILERS FOR THE FIC, so it’s all under the readmore 

** before i start, i just want to say, the sheer number of people who have guessed that it’s himiko impersonating shinsou is frankly alarming and equally hilarious. thanks yall 

Anonymous said: OH MY GOD SHINSOU MY SON, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM??? HE DOESNT DESERVE THIS????? (for real, tho, that chapter was?? So good??? I'm so happy to have read this)

you’re absolutely right he doesn’t deserve this and im doing it to him anyways, which objectively proves that as an author i am not and never have been trustworthy. im sorry if i ever tricked you into thinking otherwise. im crying as well

Anonymous said: holy crap that chapter. where do i even start. i knew the kidnapping was coming up but that scene still managed to punch me in the gut. shinsou doesn't deserve this he just wanted to be a hero you guys. also the scene where izuku brought mitoki flowers was really great and i'm so happy that conversation happened. and the paintball fight? best thing i've ever laid my eyes upon. sorry this wasn't very coherent, i'm gonna go fling myself into the sun. thank you for this amazing chapter.

thank YOU for the feedback, i’m really glad you enjoyed the mitoki conversation & the paintball fight because those two scenes were the ones i was most nervous about. as for shinsou, you are very right. he doesn’t deserve this and im sorry 

Anonymous said: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! that was so intense!!!!!!!!!!!! that chapter was amazing you lied sorry ://// (izuku has a crush on shinsou and i couldnt be happier. sweethearts, the both of them.) SO MUCH HAPPENED AT ONCE IM FU KCIFNSICIAJX!!!! WHAT HAPPENED WITH SHINSOU??? MY BOY WHO THREATENED HIM. WHO HURT HIM??!?!?!!?!??!!??!?! i got so emotional all throughout this chapter i almost cried like 26 times that was wild af!!! NOW HOW DO I RECOVER FROM THIS!!!! (im so worried about shinsou. about everyone.)

hfjldksf thanks!! glad you enjoyed it!! im sorry for making you emotional. its the unintended side effects of tryin to convey izuku’s state of mind 

i know this won’t ease your suffering much but for a while i intended for chapter 7 to be from shinsou’s point of view, and it was quite literally just titled “what happened to shinsou.” this may still happen. im not sure yet. stay tuned next for,

Anonymous said: *twitch twitch twitchy twich* omg suddenly i understand those comments from your betas. like. i'm legit speechless???? why. why would you do this, you evil writer from awesome land. like i just. im in like. the all caps state of shock. that FREAKING LAST LINE AKDJKLADSLKAJDSKLJLKJ. like. *squeezes air* i dont even know where to begin???? I MEAN CLEARLY I STARTED AT THE END BUT LIKE. so much. to talk about. like. the smile bits of gaming and cats and pics then THAT KAST KUUSJDFHSKJDHFSKJDHSJDF

i bait in readers with cute fun shenanigans and then i go in for the kill 

(thank you for writing in, i’m glad you enjoyed the chapter <3 )

Anonymous said: no, but like, ur saying that chapter 6 is the worst one YET (which is a HORRIBLE LIE. this chapter was great. even if it let us all devastated afterwards. but whats a good fanfiction if it doesnt affect the reader tho heh(and your certainly is a great fanfiction. one of the greatest)) is it because of the giant clusterfuck that 7 and/or 8 is gonna be? (kamino ward, all might reveal, kidnappings+ SHINSOU) im legit worried haha ( btw "(accidental) dad might: Stealth Style" is my favorite tag now)

i cultivate my tags with pride. im glad you enjoyed that one in particular :3c and also... thank you... i was super insecure abt ch6 so it’s really nice hearing ppl liked it! i really appreciate it <3 

the next chapter(s?) are going to be a clusterfuck so you are probably wise to be legit worried. preemptive apologies. i don’t know why im doing this and im sorry also 

Anonymous said: I don't actually believe that Shinsou did it, naturally. Maybe the villains pin the blame on him cause it's easier to do it to someone that everyone is already wary about? I honestly have no idea, you're too unpredictable with some of these things

u have a good nose anon... but also when have i EVER been unpredictable about anything. my taste and storytelling is incredibly predictable in that it is always The Worst and Incredibly Self Indulgent. all you have to do to pick out the path im taking is think “what path allows simk to pander to their own interests the most?” and thats the path i’ll take. this is exactly what is happening with the entirety of this fic and especially with this next arc 

Anonymous said: is shinsou being blackmailed?? controlled by someone else?? someone stole his face?? was he used as a hostage bc he interacted with class I-A more? or is someone threatening izuku again or.. ahhh idk what it is but I really feel he is not a traitor so: my current theories about shinsou. am I close?? 

yes to all of the above 

Anonymous said: Pretty sure you didn't get many theories yet cause we are still in shock. Send help pls. (Loved the chapter btw that chapter was legit a roller-coaster of feels.)

theres no help to be found. i did this irrevocably and now theres nothing we can do about it 

(thank you! i’m really glad to hear that, and hope that you have recovered from your shock :p )

Anonymous said: thoughts on shinsou's reasons: bakugou is a abusive shit who is undeserving of being a hero and made him lose all faith in heroes, blackmail, threats, brainwashing, some other type of convincing, he has been the traitor the whole time and you just want to kill us with angst, the LoV is threatening deku and if he doesn't help them they kill him, rage against society has reached its peak (same tho), or he wants to get back at bakugou, or the Cat Cafe is being threatened. please stop killing me.

this is a really impressive laundry list of unconventional reasons for shinsou to join the villain alliance. i love it. i too would become a villain in order to save my favorite cat cafe and spite a person i don’t like 

@armcontrolnerve said: it was himiko in the study with the candlestick 

d...does this make shinsou the murder victim 

Anonymous said: I JUST READ THE NEW CHAPTER AND JUST WANTED TO DROP BY AND SAY YOU'VE UTTERLY WRECKED ME. I have tears in my eyes, I am currently flailing about like a fish while my brain goes into overdrive trying to dodge the reality of that ending. Shinsou was helping Izuku not two scenes ago, he was probably kidnapped and forced to do it against his will via torture or something. I refuse to believe that Shinsou is a villain and you cannot tell me oTHERWISE

good instincts. hold onto that feeling 

Anonymous said: My guess: shinsou was kidnapped by Villain Alliance. Himiko Toga is using her quirk to impersonate him. But...why

bad pr image for yuuei 

Anonymous said: all im thinking is that girl with the quirk that lets her shapeshift into people if she gets their blood and im just. oh no. shinsou. how could u do this to the poor sweet gay boy. meet me in the pit for a fight, and also a round of compliments for ur fucking writing skills. u made me cry. i love this fic so much but unfortunately i still have to challenge u to a duel, for the sake of these poor children, and their mental health,,, (ps i love ur writing and ur fantastic!! byeee)

if you kill me youll never get these children back alive

(thank u though... this made me laugh. rest assured that i will promptly apply all my writing skills to elucidating the mystery of what happened to shinsou) 

Anonymous said: Shinsou probably got his quirk stolen by Sensei or someone is impersonating him I guess. Or his classmates are jerks and framing him or something. Smh

his classmates threw him under the bus

@sunslammerdown​ said: hi i am a person who reads your very extremely good fanfiction... thanks very much and also Wow Rude How Dare You. you said you were surprised at not getting more shinsou theories so heres my two: 1) It Was Toga, shinsou is kidnapped its not good 2) It Was All For One who can take quirks and use them on people and shinsou has a mind control quirk, its very not good still

what if its... 3) both, for maximum suffering, and the ultimate very not good happenstance 

@viperofsand​ said: I am sure I had something in mind when giving my review while I was reading chap 6, but after the final part my mind was all 'WHAT THE HELLLLLL', so, there is that. Also, I am inaugurating #ShinsouIsNotAVillain2017 for this fic starting now.

this is a good hashtag. i’m behind it. i have no right to be but i am 

Anonymous said: ok i'm trying not to panic bc of the cliffhanger but just tell me, will we know /why/ shinso is doing what he's doing ?? i'm trying not to spoil for ppl 

no worries! we will find out exactly what happened to shinsou...

@auspiciouswhiskers​ said: How much do I have to pay for a Shinsou redemption and/or Shindeku endgame because pleeease you have responsibilities

you don’t even have to ask. its already under way...

(more specifically: you just don’t even need to ask. there just isnt a need. hold that thought for a shindeku endgame though bc who KNOWS where im headed with that) 

Anonymous said: Izuku's gonna lure Shinsou with cats and everything will be just fine. Izuku holding up fuku, taka and isao: you know u can't harm them Shinsou: defeated

this is the ultimate villain shinsou ask. nothing is ever going to top this. you dont even need to fight shinsou you just have to appeal to him with cats and he’ll crumble instantly 

Anonymous said: Eh, I don't know if I'm angry, but I am a tad disappointed if it actually is "what it looks like" with Shinsou. I mean his whole deal is that while his power seems like one that a villain would have, he doesn't actually want to use it that way. If he really is a villain in your story, that sorta defeats the purpose of his character, you know? But I guess I'll just wait and see what you plan to do with it.

that aspect of his character is probably what makes what im doing 100% more awful so i guess what im trying to say is: don’t worry it’s not what it seems, but also, i should not be allowed to touch a computer 

Anonymous said: ok ok i have an idea about why shinsou provided inside help(i hope im at least a little right or im going to cry): he was threatened by the league? they saw him hanging out with deku and probably knew that he didnt know he was Hella Strong or smth and were like "look, if u dont want ur friend to die ur gonna have to Cooperate" and shinsou being an amazing friend was like "U LEAVE HIM ALONE U COCKROACH" and he did That. it probably happened in That One Stupid Horrible Month (please. PLEASE)

shinsou became a villain for deku confirmed. be gay, turn to the dark side 

Anonymous said: honestly while i'm still Actually Dead over the latest chapter Izuku having his Gay Awakening over someone who stabs him in the back is Relatable lol

h...hold that thought... 

also. i’m really sorry to hear that, and i hope you’re in a better place now. may your future gay relationships be blessed

Anonymous said: It's Mamoru. The ending to your new chapter is definitely a twist that I didn't expect at all. But oddly I'm not angry. Is Shinsou really going to be a villain? Because it kinda goes against he is fighting for. Or is he threatened?

spoiler alert...

@chocowl said: holy fuck simk

A theory: was Shinsou kidnapped by the VA and Himiko used her Quirk to look like him? That would explain the silence towards Izuku and would heal our tormented souls Q-Q

the truth is, the entire villain alliance is conspiring to fuck over shinsou, specifically

#chapter 6 #ask #ask compilation #anonymous #chocowl #auspiciouswhiskers #viperofsand #sunslammerdown #armcontrolnerve #the number of asks is...so much #spoilers for the fic ///

[punkscowardschampions]

Indie & Rio

Indie: E aí? Indie: when are you done? Rio: Just getting into the last painful hour Rio: cleaning tables and putting up chairs so people take the hint as we speak Rio: what you saying babe Indie: can you be here sooner Indie: cos your hubz is Rio: ??? Rio: are you on crack Rio: who Indie: im being the hostest with the most for him but not that extra Indie: 😂 Indie: Ry's in our yard Rio: what does he want? Indie: 💋💘💍 Indie: you bitch Rio: But actually, why is he there? Indie: reckon's he owes you 💰💰💰 Rio: Right Rio: Tell him he can leave it with you, that's cool Rio: He doesn't need to stay Indie: tried it but he's only gonna put in in your ✋ Indie: got no trust for mine like 😂 Indie: he's all good got him tea & a toke going Rio: Fuck's sake Rio: I'm coming home Rio: give me 5 to sort it Indie: don't be vexed Indie: it's chill Indie: hes down to wait Rio: I'm not at you Rio: It's fine, I'm coming Indie: Safe Indie: hes got a hook up for something sick sounding tonight and he wants to take us Rio: No Rio: It'll be lame, trust Rio: Not happening Indie: he's got no reason to do us dirty, wants to make amends Rio: Regardless Rio: you wanna party with your ex all night? Rio: nah Indie: ex for a reason, yeah? I feel it Indie: dry but ✌ Rio: you've got plenty other parties you can hit Indie: & my own wasteman ex im trying to swerve Indie: me and him gonna hit it without you wifey Indie: gutted Rio: ⛔ Rio: do not Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: he's giving me a ride im not giving him one, relax Rio: Indie, I'm serious Indie: is it? Rio: Yeah Rio: deadass Rio: why would he wanna party with a random kid? not cool he even invited you Indie: rude Indie: cos im me Indie: what's your beef? I get that he owned you when he ditched but like thats ancient Rio: yeah and who are you to him Rio: it's weird Rio: that ain't how it was remotely but yeah, it's ancient so it doesn't even matter Indie: 🤷🤷 Indie: bait but what do i care for his reasons a ride's a ride Indie: just trying to go somewhere hectic i ain't been Rio: i'll take you somewhere myself Rio: you don't need to go anywhere with him Indie: 💖💖👑👑💖💖 Indie: shit man ele está bolado we're out of these plans Indie: some manz can't handle their 🚬 innit Rio: Shit Rio: I'm omw Rio: do you want me to talk to him, see if he'll wait outside Indie: I got this Indie: boy just needs to kotch for a sec Rio: Not his vibe Rio: if he comes around again don't let him in alright Indie: 🚭 should be his vibe Indie: he's a madness 😂 Rio: I been knew Rio: and I been saying Indie: I hear you wifey Indie: my bad Rio: It ain't your fault Rio: s'all good Indie: gotta get your 💰 tho Indie: can't bounce him out Rio: honestly it's not important Rio: only ever has like 10% of what I'm owed if that Indie: I'll switch on him too then Indie: Slam that door before you come through like Indie: 👼 Rio: Don't get him raging Rio: just go to your room, I'll deal Indie: girl please Indie: this is my drum he can get out Rio: i'm ringing him Indie: watch me 📞 Drew if he keeps acting up ✌ Rio: Not mad about it Rio: rather someone was there with you Rio: what a day to take fucking luas in Indie: babe dont get shook this wasteman ain't gonna do no thing to me Rio: better safe than sorry init Indie: I've belled the man, he's on his way too Indie: It's all good, trust Rio: 🙌✌ Rio: Good Indie: so rinsed, boy making everything long and me look 👶 Indie: vexing me Indie: 😒😒😒 Rio: he's a twat Rio: i'm sorry Indie: not on you Indie: i shouldn't have let him in Rio: you didn't know how bad he is Rio: shouldn't be the deal it is Indie: why didnt you clue me in? Indie: handling it all solo i know you're a bad bitch Ri but Indie: whats your girl for? 💖 Rio: Like you said, so old news init Indie: nah cos he coming to our door now Indie: pass the news on if he hung up still Rio: I didn't reckon on his going that hard Rio: woulda put up a do not serve poster otherwise like Indie: 😂 Indie: I'll knock one up while im waiting Indie: need to get ourselves a Taz bitch Rio: Awh Rio: So cute Rio: I'll start looking Rio: gotta remember to feed the thing tho Indie: when i feed me ill feed it Rio: not that often Rio: 😂 Rio: call it munchies Indie: 😍😍 Indie: that'd be sick Indie: we gotta Rio: motivate me to work out more Rio: we'll look forreal Indie: teach it to sniff out where I've left my stash Indie: never lose it down the back of the chair again Rio: 😂 yeah Drew'll be buzzing, own personal drug dog taking him down at the door, like Indie: gimme that fair warning when he rolling in so I can get the lads out Rio: as long as those lads ain't ryan i'm down for the cause 😏 Indie: nah nah nah Indie: dont do 2nds & he ain't that he's like 4ths or some shit Indie: extreme exes are no mood Rio: No one needs that in their life Rio: 🤢 Indie: can we forreal go out tonight though Indie: ill hit up drew for spends when he shows Rio: Sure Rio: at least he's given me time to get properly ready Rio: thanks for that at least, dickhead Indie: you gotta bring that 🔥🔥 baby Indie: make him cry so Drew don't have to Rio: 🙄 bitch always crying Rio: gurl, if I end up looking as bomb as your daddy, the whole world gon' know Indie: 😂😂 Indie: let's get him lifted from the 24, fucking tourist behavior Indie: get in Drew's boot & dont come out boy Rio: ugh Rio: so ideal Indie: [sends pics of outfits] Indie: which you vibing? Indie: gotta make my own former realize he shoulda treated me 110 Rio: Hell yes, baby! Always and as standard, like 👊💗 Rio: Ooh, I fuck with that black top with the cut out and hoop vibes Rio: not seen that before, defs wear that 💣 Indie: haha i taxed it the other day Rio: 🤙 sick choice babe Indie: my garms gotta cos my hair ain't Indie: wtf is up Rio: i gotchu Rio: won't even hit you upside the head with the brush if you backchat me Indie: you could try sis 💪 Rio: easy Rio: enough fighting for one night yeah 😂 Indie: we'll see what drew's gotta say 😂 Rio: Got his uses Rio: imagine my Da like Rio: 😂 Indie: Bake him a nice pie or some kinda ting Indie: merk him with tasty good Rio: Bless him Rio: Right, omw up Indie: come through Indie: you're sweet your ex didn't smoke me all out Rio: owe drew big time Rio: can give you a party but what am i gonna do for him Indie: start him a tab at work he'd be down Rio: Not the worst idea Indie: innit Indie: need a drink when your missus like that Rio: Bless Rio: not seeing it for either of 'em but go off Indie: forreal wtf man Rio: history init Rio: not keeping it where it should be Indie: my ma's history too but he ain't still pinning for her Indie: its a madness Rio: maybe he is, who knows where his head's ever at Rio: might make it work, like i said, don't see it but Indie: 😂 me bitch & nah he ain't never wanted her when he did have her innit Indie: same for this wife of his Rio: Valid Rio: Try someone new, like, God Rio: Life outside the 24, I know, shocker 😏 Indie: Get them drinks down him & see if he can't be convinced like Rio: 😈 Rio: Soz Auntie Rio: Ma swinging for me, like Indie: be doing her a solid Indie: you'll see when he's free with his chat how he always gets after a few Indie: no 😇 that man Rio: Boy, no one made you get back with her! Rio: It's wild Rio: Truly, now she's babied up and wants to be wifed too like 🙄 Rio: Messy Indie: she likes them wild innit Indie: out here vibing with his mess somehow Rio: we all been there, babe Rio: unexpected freak in the sheets ick Rio: 😬🤢 Indie: thats nasty Indie: like we been knew but we didn't wanna Indie: always them peeps on the low Indie: & me cant get a boy to stay linked w me Rio: putting me to shame okay Rio: rude 😂 Rio: oh baby, don't repeat her mistakes Rio: have fun whilst you're young, don't need NO chains 'less they 💎 Indie: 💔💔💔💔 Indie: sick of them copping on me though then they coming through like thats how i want it Indie: casual don't mean you get to cheat on me rudeboy Rio: 😥 forget them Rio: you gon' have fun tonight Rio: ex who like? Indie: watch me doing the most cos i not at your side 24/7 thats how i do casual Indie: tonight will be lit and so will i Indie: no drama Rio: 🙌 that's what i like to hear Rio: believe it Indie: ✌✌✌

[thecharlesdilaurentis-blog]

7x16: “the glove that rocks the crAdle”

****This is late b/c I work on tuesdays & don’t get to watch it live :(****

- BARRY MAPELS I MISSED YOU BUT DAMN YOU DON’T GOTTA GRILL MA GIRL SPENCE LIKE THAT

- I actually like Marco Fuery a lot I'm not gonna lie he reminds me of a knock off john stamos but I'm kinda living for it he's so far my fav cop overall in rosewood

- spencer stays getting questioned by cops & accused of murder you'd think she'd have the whole interrogation thing down by now

- Emily's so sweet for getting out all that baby shit but you already know some twisted ass dilaurentis shit is gonna be hidden in it

- "rule number 1 never send me to voicemail" THE CRINGE omg ariasiri still creeps the fuck outta me the chin is just too damn big 😂

- "did you screw anything else up?" haha i love it.

- HANNA STOP BEING A BITCH WHEN SO FAR SPENCERS THE ONLY ONE GOING DOWN FOR YOUR MURDER

- "yeah what about Lucas" I am loving Ali's sassiness tonight

- of course Caleb is helping with all his tech savvy ness

omg Caleb is such a dick at least hanna is trying to own up to the mistake she made by hurting her friend like that. Fuck Caleb honestly I think I'm done w/ the guys of pll at this point.

- EXCEPT MY BABY JASON (he needs to come back asap)

- don't be risky spence it ain't worth it

oh shit but she just got real af with emily

- "I think you're assuming a lot" lmao that's all y'all do tho girl shut up

- I am living for arias outfit it's simple but her & s/o her for being very mature about the Nicole thing I couldn't do it

- hanna baby u just gotta face it people lie, girl you lie

- patsy Klein hmmm I feel like I should remember this

- NO SPENCER DONT DO IT GIRL

she really just committed theft ahaha they wild

- damnnnnn Lucas really just threw them all under the bus ha all this time he was gonna protect hanna and turn the others in, I knew it. I knew it.

- "should I rewind it so we can watch him back it over you???" YAS SPENCE

- "that's not true." Yeah aria & it starts w/ you if they could only see it w/ ya stuttering ass

- "& I only got 10 mins to do it or the swat team shows up"

can someone pls make a whole video of hannas best one liners when this shows over??? Thnx

- omg Caleb what are you doing of course you just make things more uncomfortable for spencer this is not the time!

- Queen Mona finally making an appearance & is being left out AGAIN. & OMFG YAS SHE IS JUST SERVING NOTHING BUT TRUTH BOMBS I LOVE IT SHE IS ALWAYS SAVING EVERYONES ASS & GETS NO CREDIT OR LOVE FUCK YALL HAVE FUN IN JAIL.

sorry I just got a lil upset at the end

- the dolls are back and of course aria's in the scene

- omg how rude of AD or Lucas you don't knock over a pregnant chick

- okay it's official aria is the worst A lmao no way she can be the real AD

- "he has to have help" finally someone said it you go emily

Side note idk how aria can just stay quiet while watching 2 of her ‘best friends’ heartbroken like that, this secret better be good af girl or u just wrong

- OMG SPENCE FOUND AN EARRING SHES GONNA FIGURE IT OUT I KNOW THAT LOOK

- CALEB WTF OKAY IM CONVINCED EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW JUST WANTS TO GO TO JAIL

- ha so wait does this mean Mona is the one who pushed Ali? That's so like her. I love it.

- who was Lucas meeting???? 🤔

apparently AD but they didn’t answer, now do we think AD was there & just didnt answer or was she/he busy somewhere else?

- damn spencer has ballllsssssssss! I feel like I always knew this though.

- oh shit we all saw that look Lucas gave Aria that means he knows what's going on w/ AD right now or at least more than he’s saying

- hmmm he said HE first but maybe it really was just a slip up... & are we just gonna be believe he never knew cece was Charles???

so he's just another pawn not a sidekick?

"the second one was made a lot later on".... so they met again?

if he is telling the truth this means he truly loves hanna & risked a lot for her & might just mean he's only helping AD at this point b/c she's probably offering him money (like jenna said about her, noel, & sara)

- that face Ali made like she doesn't know what to say ugh it bothers me so much b/c we only got 5 episodes left girl spit it ALL tf out emily deserves it!!!

ok nvm she did and I was slightly living for it! My emison heart can't help it... but I know this can go 1 of 2 ways either Ali is still playing games (which I kinda want to happen but probs wont) or she's telling the truth.

I really don't care too to much about which way it goes only b/c I love Sasha so much

- I feel bad for aria a little but you can tell she was trying HARD not to make that ugly crying face again lmao

- AD is so cheesy I die every time

overall another good episode but I wish there was more answers. I think thats always though. Sasha slayed me this episode not only was her acting terrific I think the lines they gave Alison tonight were just so old Ali I loved it! Also loved the Mona part!! I think that was my fav part of the whole episode b/c she finally said what EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE FANDOM HAS BEEN SAYING SINCE LIKE S3!! haha anyways what were you guys fav parts of tonights episodes?

I give it a solid 7/10!

ALSO

send me any theories or questions

its the last 4 episodes now so,

I wanna know everything!

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