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whyse7vn · 10 months

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GHOSTED -

[ ot7 x reader ]

YOONGI -

yoongi: hey

sent 6 hours ago

yoongi: bro

sent 1 hour ago

yoongi: *babe

yoongi: hello?

y/n: yes

yoongi: oh

y/n: ???

yoongi: are we fighting?

y/n: no?

yoongi: so just fuck me then?

y/n: pretty much

yoongi: no one loves you

sent 30mins ago

yoongi: ur annoying me

y/n: hiii babe

yoongi: what is ur problem?

y/n: what?

yoongi: i have a gun to my head

y/n: don’t shoot?

yoongi: why is that a question?

y/n: cuz i’m not sure

yoongi: not sure about what?

y/n: if i want you to shoot or not

yoongi: why have you been taking so long to respond?

y/n: omgee do you miss me???

yoongi: not anymore

y/n: YOU DO?????

ur so cute

yoongi: whatever

sent 10 mins ago

yoongi: okay now ur doing it on purpose

could literally be bleeding out rn and ur ignoring me

sent 20 mins ago

yoongi: all together you’ve ignored me for 8 hours

y/n: i don’t like math

yoongi: i don’t like being ignored

y/n: was busy

yoongi: liar

y/n: i’m being honest you big baby omg!

yoongi: i am not a baby that’s gross

you would literally be in prison rn if i was

y/n: you don’t need to take everything i say literally

yoongi: you didn’t need to ignore me

y/n: i’m here now

what do you want?

yoongi: what do i want????

are you trying to break up with me rn?

y/n: and if i was??

yoongi: i’m not speaking to you rn

y/n: ok

yoongi: this is the part where you beg for my forgiveness

HOSEOK -

hobi: you can’t tell anyone but you know that argument jin and jimin had last week?

sent 5 mins ago

hobi: the one where jin threw his shoe at jimin?

sent 5 mins ago

hobi: anyways it was actually my fault

it wasn’t jimin who ate those strawberry tart things it was me

jin asked me who ate them and i said jimin

just for funzies

and i knew he would believe it

i was gonna say ur name but jin would of let you off to easy

don’t tell ANYONE

i’m fr

tarts were good as hell tho

10/10

hope he gets some more

idk where their from so i fr pray he buys more

sent 3 hours ago

hobi: ANSWER ME

why are you ignoring me 😓?

y/n: bored as hell

hobi: ???

y/n: was bored as hell?

hobi: so you ignored me??

y/n: yeah??

hobi: are you mentally ill?

y/n: possibly?

hobi: gws?

y/n: thanks?

hobi: why do you hate me?

y/n: are you truma dumping rn?

hobi: you are my truma

y/n: truma by seventeen

hobi: i love seventeen

y/n: so do i

hobi: let’s hang out with seventeen

y/n: i agree

hobi: aju nice

y/n: clap clap clap clap

hobi: why do you hate me?

y/n: thought we were moving on from this tbh

hobi: bored as hell is not an good excuse for ignoring me

y/n: it’s like we take 2 steps forward then 13 steps back

hobi: 13 just seventeen

y/n: did that just for them

hobi: ur kinda funny

y/n: thx

hobi: stop distracting me omg?

y/n: sorry

won’t do it again

hobi: why do you hate me?

y/n: if we think about it you’re the mentality ill one in this relationship

hobi: ok that’s a lie

ur a sociopath

y/n: you don’t even know what that means

hobi: i so do

y/n: what does it mean then

hobi: ur abnormal

y/n: fuck you

hobi: it’s okay love my little sociopath 🥰

y/n: …

hobi: the next time you ignore me i’m leaving you

sent 4 hours ago

JIMIN -

jimin: hello there something seems to be wrong with the hand break of my car

can you send anyone out to fix it

📎 3 imagines attached

sent 5 mins ago

jimin: pls i need some to fix it asap

📎 1 video attached

sent 3 mins ago

jimin: this is REALLY REALLY important pls i need to be somewhere in the next two hours

sent 1 hour ago

jimin: THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH

y/n: ew

that is your dick

jimin: when can you send someone out 😖

y/n: get lost

jimin: :((((

sent 1 hour ago

jimin: um okay….

sent 2 hours ago

jimin: yoongi just said i’m “so desperate” in the gc and if he’s talking about what i think he is i will NEVER talk to you again

sent 5 mins ago

jimin: ur lucky

he wasn’t talking about that

sent 4 mins ago

jimin: HEY

4 missed calls from jimin

jimin: fine be like that…

sent 20 mins ago

jimin: thought about it and

idc if the boys see my dick!!

SHOW IT TO THEM IF YOU WANT

I AM NOT ASHAMED

sent 10 mins ago

jimin: STOP IGNORING ME OMG????

2 missed calls from jimin

jimin: i am an example to men fuck you die

y/n: joon laughed and called you a slut

jimin: #slut4myqueen

wait he laughed?????

tf is he laughing for???

4 missed calls from jimin

jimin: HELLLO COME BSCK RN

YOU DONT GET TO SAY THAT AND GHOST ME AGAIN

HELLOOOOO HELLOOO HELLLO GELLO

HELOOEOD

incoming call from jimin…

JUNGKOOK -

y/n: YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW DRESS

jungkook: PLS PLS PLS

SEND PICS

sent 10 mins ago

CAN I JUST FT YOU?

sent 10 mins ago

ANSWERRRRRRR

20 missed calls from jungkook

sent 14 hours ago

jungkook: it’s a new day and i have a knife to my neck

sent 2 hours ago

jungkook: i know you are awake

where are my pictures

send 30 mins ago

jungkook: ok

sent 2 hours ago

jungkook: I LIED IM NOT OK IM NOT

sent 10 mins ago

jungkook: plsplsolslplslpls

y/n: hi

jungkook: dress?

y/n: ??

jungkook: show me the dress

now

y/n: …

jungkook: pls

i’m like a dog waiting to be fed

y/n: never compare yourself to a dog again are you sick in the head

jungkook: me and bam are identical twins rn

y/n: i’m gonna throw up

jungkook: show me the dress 😖

y/n: no

jungkook: ok fine im just gonna go do a line of coke then

y/n: ur being extra

like extremely extra

jungkook: coke is on the table

my lines are ready

im about to sniff

y/n: just come over and see ur for yourself?

jungkook: OH???

OK I WILL

I WILL DO THAT

fuck the lines

i’m omw

HEHEHEHE 🤭🤭

NAMJOON -

namjoon: when you get home text me ok?

sorry i could say bye properly they wanted me to record something

staff are being slow today

i’m kinda getting annoyed

yk i would of walked out with you otherwise

or you can call me

actually just call me

sent 3 hours ago

namjoon: i said call me i mean it

sent 2 hours ago

namjoon: so are you fucking home now??

sent 1 hour ago

namjoon: hello??????

y/n: kim namjoon???????????

namjoon: sorry

i didn’t mean to be mean

y/n: i think you did

namjoon: you didn’t call

y/n: sorry

namjoon: i worry yk??

y/n: i said i was sorry

namjoon: idc

for 6 hours i was on the edge of my seat

what if you died or something?

did you just ignore me for fun or did something actually happen

y/n: i’m home

namjoon: it’s too late to tell me that now

y/n: i didn’t watch our show btw

i’m waiting for you

namjoon: …

y/n: ^^

namjoon: answer my question

y/n: stop being mean

namjoon: you were mean first

y/n: wasn’t

namjoon: you didn’t call babe

y/n: SORRY OMG WONT HAPPEN AGAIN

namjoon: TAKE UR SORRY AND SHOVE IT UP UR ASS TBH

y/n: i’ll watch the new episode rn

namjoon: …

y/n: that’s what i thought bitch

namjoon: i’m not coming home

y/n: oh no!!

my hand it’s just itching to press play rn

namjoon: whatever be there in 10

y/n: once again i prove i wear the pants in this relationship

sent 10 mins ago

SEOKJIN -

y/n: bff can you pick me up

jin: i am NOT ur bff

i am ur BF thank you very much

but ig i could

where are you?

and what the hell are you dumb out so late it’s like 2 am

sent 4 mins ago

jin: how the hell can i pick you up if idk where ur at

ur lucky i’m still awake and willing to come get you

sent 5 mins ago

4 miss calls from jin

jin: what if i kill you

CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE UR AT

sent 2 mins ago

jin: went to look for my car keys and you still haven’t replied

do you want me to break up with you rn?

sent 4 mins ago

12 missed calls from jin

jin: the amount of times i have called your phone is embarrassing

like i’m some obsessed sick freak

WHERE ARE YOU

i really don’t want to have to drive around seoul looking for you

am i a stalker????

sent 10 mins ago

5 missed calls from jin

jin: I HOPE WHOEVER TOOK YOU MAKES YOU SUFFER

okay i take that back

i’m a LITTLE freaked out rn

just a little

don’t let it get to ur head

sent 20 mins ago

jin: DROVE TO HYBE AND THEY SAID YOU LEFT LIKE BEFORE 10???

also why the hell are they still open fr that’s not right

WHERE ARE YOU IM DRIVING AROUND THE STREETS LIKE A LOSER

7 missed called from jin

y/n: LMAO fell asleep in seungcheol’s car

and my phone died

jin: seungcheol???

y/n: seventeen man

scoups?

jin: where are you rn???

y/n: at seungcheol’s

vernon said hi

jin: TELL VERNON TO DIE

y/n: um rude?

i said you said hi back

anyways will come home later might as well stay here for the night

jin: send me the address

y/n: miss me that much??

jin: send it

y/n: are you mad at me???

you started sharing your location with jin

jin: put my reputation on the line for you today

i will never forget this

y/n: why am i scared rn…

TAEHYUNG -

tae:

why is this us

*whimpers in your ear*

sent 14 hours ago

tae: okay that wasn’t that bad

sent 1 hour go

tae: i’ve definitely said worse

sent 2 hours ago

tae: yare yare

sent 1 hour ago

tae: do you think army would call me tae-chan if i asked

or should i be v-chan

but thinking about it tae-chan just connects with me on a different level

it’s so personal

intimate almost

sent 2 hours ago

tae: baka why are you ignoring me

yare yare

sent 3 hours ago

tae: HELLO HELLO

pls 🥺pls 🥺pls 🥺pls🥺

sent 2 hours ago

tae: ヾ( ￣O￣)ツ

me asf

sent 1 hour ago

tae: oh

heyyyyyy lolz

i now see how smoking negatively effects the brain

i would like to formally apologise for the man i was in the last hours

y/n: kys

tae: i was high and watching naruto

forgive me 🥺

y/n: you are out of ur mind

tae: *was

i was out of my mind

never smoking again i swear

y/n: we need to go on a break or something

i need time to fully process the bullshit you just came to me with

tae: live in the moment

don’t dwell on the past

sent 10 mins ago

tae: HEY COME BACK

ily

ghosting me will NOT solve our issues

…

can you tell i was listening to svt when writing this low-key can’t see straight rn how the hell it 1:42 am rn not on tbh

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vitamindropp · 7 days

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beomgyu as your (soon to be) boyfriend^^

⋆˚࿔ notes 𝜗𝜚˚⋆: this is my first time writing so these aren’t proof read or nothing ALSO I DO CURSE A LIL SO ITS THATS AN ISSUE BE WARNED!! , also if its ass please don’t tell me!!

beomgyu would definitely be that cute boy that you would always catch stealing glances at you during class

at first you thought it was funny and cute until, you started to catch feelings as well, and you started to stare even more than he was

he would see you staring in his general direction but would always assume you were looking at something in the far distance

this went on forever because both of y’all were too scared to make a first move

and as the year was coming to an end your professor decided to assign a partner-project that had to be completed over a span of 2 weeks

and of course you were partnered up with beomgyu you were mentally going insane, wondering if you should be happy because you have a chance to talk to him or scared because you have a chance to talk to him..

beomgyu was trying to act all nonchalant and at peace about the situation but mentally he was 10x more nervous than you because what do you mean he has to talk to his crush for TWO WHOLE WEEKS.

the professor recommended that partners got to know each other and sit besides each other and of course you would follow what he said so you guys sat together (duh)

you guys sat in silence. the only words you guys got out was introducing yourselves to one and another besides that y’all have been trying to seem busy on your phones to avoid talking to each other

of course being a little curious you’re going to try see what your crush is doing on his phone so you sneak a quick look and you see this man frantically swiping through the weather app and opening and closing his settings (HE JS LIKE MEEEE)

you finally mastered up the courage to speak to him and you guys eventually warmed up to each other and ended exchanging numbers to continue to “work on the project”

as soon as beomgyu got home he felt like he HAD to message you first since you were the first to speak to him, but he just couldn’t figure out what to say

he texts his gc with his friends yeonjun, soobin, taehyun, and kai (SHOCKER) and asks what he should say and they all give him completely different things which just results to an argument in the groupchat, but his momma didn’t raise a bitch so he manned up and texted “hi this is beomgyu from (random class im too lazy to think of one) what’s up?”

he dropped to his knees in the middle of the kitchen he thought ‘WHY WOULD I SAY WHATS UP’ he decided you seeing that he unsent a message was better than you seeing that horrendous message he just sent

he goes to delete it and sees you already read it.

HE LETS OUT THE MOST VILE SCREAM OF TERROR

got a noise complaint but that’s beyond the point

you decide to wait it out because you can’t just respond straight away to a message from a dude you just meet today and seem like you were just waiting for his message (you were)

little did you know that you had your read receipts on

beomgyu is just staring at his screen “why isn’t she responding…” he’s currently pacing back and forth in his bedroom wondering if its the wrong number or you just really don’t fw him

ten minutes later you decide to respond with “hihi this is ___ from (yk the drill) im not doing much what about you?”

he responds right away, fuck all his pride it’s been long gone, “im just chilling a bit sleepy tho”

if he’s saying he is sleepy then doesn’t that mean hes about to go to sleep?

being oh so kind you decided to type out “goodnight!” but thats too affectionate so you had to say “gn”

after screaming into his pillow until you responded he sees you texted back “gn” he’s never been more in despair he just cut a conversation short WITH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE HOW COULD HE EVER RECOVER

૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა more notes because i can talk forever! ok so part 2 coming soon i think 😓. this is just based off of real events that have happened to be me..so if it seems cringy ITS BECAUSE IT WAS. anyways thank you for reading!! <33

#beomgyu #beomgyu fluff #txt fluff #txt soft thoughts #txt soft hours #beomgyu soft thoughts #beomgyu soft hours #choi beomgyu fluff

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am-i-the-asshole-official · 7 months

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Am i (FTM 18) the asshole for accidentally telling out friends about how my bf is into CBT? (that's cock and ball torture btw)

So the other day me and my bf's friends were all talking in the group chat we had. My bf is quite a bit older than me so we don't really have the same friends. I'm very open with my friends about my life, even my sex life yeah, though it's all joking. My bf, who I'll call Steve, is decidedly not. He doesn't mind the jokes about it though and we make them with each other and the group chat all the time. ANYWAYS onto the story, we were all talking in the gc and one of my friends made some joke about me needing a dick appointment and i made a joke back about how i needed to be eaten out, kissed and hugged along with the 'dick appointment' and my friend asks if its in that order and i said yes. I jokingly told Steve that we have a new plan for the weekend and he said yes. a second later he says something about how he was gonna say something else but now wasn't going to. Me and my other friend, who I'll call Toby, pestered him about it for a bit until he dmed me telling me it had to be in that order cause he liked eating his cum out of me.

I screenshotted it and showed it to Toby and we laughed about it for a bit. This isn't the first time I've screenshotted something and sent it to my friend, and Steve knows that.

Toby jokingly called my boyfriend a freak (which I often do myself, as it’s sort of an inside joke because of the things he’s into.) He then added that he bets Steve would like getting kicked in the balls too, which we both found funny and that prompted me to ask my boyfriend if he’s into it. He immediately knew that I’m asking him to just send it to Toby, but I reassured him that it would stay between us. After a bit of going back and forth between me asking him if he’d be into it and him asking why that’s important, I eventually lied and admitted that I’d like to kick him in the balls just to get an answer out of him. (Btw Toby said that I should just say that *I* want to do it, so that Steve would actually admit if he’s into it or not) Steve was a bit surprised but then he said he’s into CBT. I had no idea how to respond to that, to which Steve got even more suspicious that I’m trying to play a joke on him. I said that’s not true and that I love him and from there on our conversation went a different way. Meanwhile, me and Toby were laughing about it through our DMs, but it was nothing with mean intent. Toby and I joke like that all the time!

Later on, the next day, Steve and I were talking again and he ended up saying something about how if he ever does this one thing, he wanted me to cut his dick off as a joke. The entire message was longer, so I screenshotted it and sent it to the group chat, but I scribbled out the entire message except for when it said “I want you to cut my dick off.” as a joke. Toby and I laughed about it in the groupchat, Steve called me a dick and i jokingly said something like ‘nuh uh, you're into CBT” cause i thought it was obvious everyone else would take it as a joke and toby ended up saying something about how “after yesterday’s conversation, i'm not surprised.” While this conversation was going on, Steve was DMing me telling me to go suck a dick and I said I would go suck one that wasn't his and he told me to have fun. This is also normal for us, to say i was gonna go get fucked by someone else cause then he’d usually fuck the shit out of me and then afterwards we reassure each other that we love eachother and only each other. It's a sex thing not a toxic thing or something. He wasn't responding back like he normally would and in the moment i thought it was just him pretending to be mad cause he’ll do that sometimes cause i find it hot, but then my friend toby said he would be worried if *his* partner started talking the way Steve was to me, but to him so i got worried and texted him asking if he was alright.

Steve told me that he’s not alright and what I did wasn’t funny. I really thought we were messing around! This wasn’t the first time either of us joked about our kinks with our friends and I thought he was playing along with it the entire time. He told me that he doesn’t find it funny that I asked him such a personal question and then I went to tell Toby and then the rest of the group chat, especially after he thought I was messing with him and I assured him I wasn’t. He told me he wasn’t mad, just hurt, and I suddenly felt really bad for joking about something like that. I explained to him that I wasn’t trying to expose him and I was just joking around. He told me it’s fine, but I still felt very guilty about it, so much so that I began profusely apologizing and even crying at some point because I knew I fucked up real bad. I didn’t feel like I deserved his forgiveness, but he tried reassuring me that I shouldn’t feel so upset about it and that things like that happened all the time. I’m not sure if I could ever forgive myself for making him upset with a joke, but I know that he’s a very forgiving person and he won’t hold it against me even if he was upset.

btw the whole dick appointment joke was cause toby was talking about how he thought i had audhd and i said i needed a therapist then our friends jack said the whole dick appointment thing

ALSO can you tag this with ‼️ /nf just so i can find it later ^^

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

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2cupids · 1 year

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Okay so secretfwb!chenle getting jealous seeing the dreamies flirt with you so he decides to show them who you belong to by recording you moaning his name for the gc

for some reason i don’t think chenle gets jealous easily but imagining him getting jealous is hot

he finds it funny how they can’t stop flirting with you. he doesn’t mind it until haechan sits a little too close to you and puts his arm around you and you don’t seem to mind. it bothers him so he leaves to go to his room. you go to check on him after awhile and find him watching some basketball video on his computer. you ask him if he’s okay and he tells you what bothered him and you apologize. he accepts your apology and you lean down to give him a kiss, telling him that the other guys don’t matter, that you’re all his. you end up straddling his lap, having a mini make out session with him until he picks you up and carries you to his bed. he goes down on you, eating you out like a man starved. his mouth leaves your cunt, but his fingers keep pumping in and out of you as he lifts his head and goes to pull his phone out of his pocket with his free hand, putting the phone by your head. you’re able to distract yourself from the pleasure for a second to see that chenle opened the voice memo app. you’re about to ask him why he’s recording when he slips in another finger and circles his tongue around your clit. his mouth leaves your core once again, this time he’s asking you who’s making you feel this good. you moan out his name but it’s not loud enough for his liking, so he tells you say it louder. his fingers keep hitting your sweet spot and he attaches his lips to that spot on your neck that drives you crazy and your orgasm washes over you. when you come back to your senses, chenle’s laying beside you holding his phone and you hear the swoosh sound. he sent a message. you’re about ask him what he’s doing but he tells you before you can even get the words out, “i sent the recording to the guys, i thought they should know who you belong to angel.”

#nct smut #nct dream smut #chenle smut #asks

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jaybarou · 7 months

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If Robotic Why Erotic?

Or, why does my robot partner have parts for sex?

3) TERFS in Power

“Do you remember 2035?”

“The Second Dark Ages is what it’s being called in the media, right? I was in high school, of course I remember. They stripped the library bare. We sat in the halls in protest for a week. My parents were furious.”

“But you were into robotics at the time.”

“No. I’m much more into robotics now.” She elbowed her friend.

“Believe me, you’ve made that abundantly clear.”

“So, what.”

“So, the GCP had a lot of power the same year the Personhood Acts were being pushed in every single country outside of ours.”

“I remember that. I had a teacher who said next thing you know, they are going to give personhood to dogs, and parrots. Huh, funny world, I used to believe her.”

“You and 51% of the population at the time, going by the election results. Anyway, our country was the main producer of sentient computers, and it would have tanked our sells if we outright refused to sign.”

“But... We only signed in 2039. My partner got the date embossed on the shoulder.”

“Fully. We signed fully on 2039, but there was a first signing with a lot of conditions on 2035 so production wouldn’t stop. And the GCP was very adamant that if robots were going to start going around like people with identities and names and using pronouns and genders-”

“Ah, typical GCP; genitals are integral to identity.”

“There you are. So every bot produced from 2035 to 2040 or so was compulsorily fit with this or that genitals if they wanted access to personhood.”

“That’s sick. What a bunch of sex-driven freaks. ”

“It was, but on the other hand, it was incredibly funny for a few years, because since the genitals were a last-minute addition, it was incredibly easy for them to exchange them if they decided to change their mind. The GC party wasted so much time and money trying to stop it from happening... I’m not an expert in politics, but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone told me that that’s what sent them to their fall.”

“...I never thought I’d thank the Gender Critical Party for anything, and they are very well dismantled where they are... Heh. But I’m having the best sex of my life thanks to them.”

[Back to the main post]

#my writing #irwe #apollo ignore me #short story #science fiction #scifi

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ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n · 6 months

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It's story time with Spirit ig.

This happened several months ago by now. And I spent a lot of time off Tumblr so I didn't bother to talk about this on here. But now I'm just gonna share it here just so that any of my other NRC peers can get some kicks out of this.

If you're a Scarabia student, you might already know about some of this because Kalim can't keep a secret to save a single hair on his head. But a while back, I had this big crush on Kalim. And I suck ass at verbalizing my feelings without it coming off as rude or awkward. So I decided to write down my thoughts and feelings in the form of a (cringy) love poem. I initially wasn't going to give it to him. But then my roommate (at the time, she has her own room now) named Alice saw it and gave me a wave of praises for how it was written (despite it being absolute garbage). So I ended up getting this surge of confidence and I sent it to him anonymously, thinking he would've just appreciated the note and that would be the end of that. Oh how wrong I was.

Instead, he got a little too excited about the note and showed it to literally everyone he knew. Based on pictures he sent in a group chat, the poem apparently brought him to tears of joy. I think he might've recited that shit at a banquet at some point. I was. Beyond embarrassed. Alice teased me to no end. And then Kalim INSISTED on trying to find the author of the poem (aka me) in the style of those stories of the glass slippered princess. Jamil was getting tired of Kalim and resorted to asking Azul of all people for help on tracking me down. That did not work in his favor.

I spent a good week trying to avoid getting found out as the note's author out of embarrassment. And I did a piss poor job at doing so because it eventually got to the point where literally everyone EXCEPT Kalim and Jamil knew it was from me. And all my efforts fell flat when I sent a picture of something I wrote on a post it note into a gc. And somehow Kalim managed to recognize me BY MY HAND WRITING. Fucker slid into my dms with just a "YOU!!" And I never felt my nonexistent soul leave my body so fast before.

And then he came down to Ramshackle, we had a conversation, yadda yadda, confession, kiss, and the rest is history. It was horrifying how he memorized my hand writing like that at the time. But nowadays it's a kinda funny story to tell and occasionally wildly exaggerate. I sometimes tell people that he tore the door off my hinges (he didn't. But you can't tell me that isn't a funny mental image)

So yeah. Tldr: Had a crush, sent him an anonymous letter, got hunted for a week, got my handwriting recognized, had a heart attack, happily ever after.

And to this day he still has that damn poem framed in his room somewhere. It kinda makes me cringe now since it's kinda old and my newer writing is much better by comparison. But I may post what the poem said on here if anyone is interested.

Anyway, that is all. Gonna go chug some orange juice straight from the carton and try to forget about the future now. Peace out xx

#twst spirit #shitposts with spirit #rp blog #twst oc #ask spirit #oc x canon #Yeah I do oc x canon. stay mad about it dweebs //ooc #Spirit x communication enemies to lovers #You fucking sucked at laying low btw lmao

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manofmanymons · 23 days

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Everyone knows I'm deranged about Digimon Survive, but here are some unhinged things I did while in other fandoms!

MHA:

Was a leader on the kiribaku amino.

Amino.

Let that sink in just a little longer.

Participated in a secret santa event in said amino by compiling the most requested prompts by all the members and writing for all of them. Why did I do that to myself!

Hetalia because yes I was that cringe:

Opened a short story collection to requests, forgot to specify things I didn't want to write, didn't want to turn down my first request, and wrote abo smut. I think I was like 15 at that point ksjskd I cannot express strongly enough how much I do now and did then hate abo

...changed my pfp to a sfw screenshot from an nsfw comic because I thought it was funny that no one could call me on it without admitting they recognized where it was from💀 yeah I was...one of those kids 💀💀💀💀

Kingdom Hearts:

Wrote 200k words worth of fic for that fandom. For reference I've only done ~40k for Survive.

Most of it was for a rarepair that never met in canon because something is very wrong with me! A lot of rest was for pairs that have met but are still also rare because again something is very wrong with me!

I reread. The entirety of Roxas's diary from 358. Just so I could emulate his writing style for a fic.

Actually ran a gimmick account for a while! I haven't done that before or since!

Temporarily replaced my entire personality with really loving Vanitas. Kinda like how I am with Kaito rn but somehow even worse. Somethin about a fucked up black and red color scheme boy 😔😔😔

Talked about it SO MUCH irl that two of my friends literally stopped wanting to talk to me anymore cuz they were so sick of hearing about Roxas

Genshin Impact:

Wrote a joke fic for a ship I hate but accidentally took it too seriously to the point where it was not clear that it was a joke and it became my second most popular fic not on that account but of all time and I'm STILL angry about it

Wrote one of the first 5 fics to ever exist for, you guessed it, another rarepair

I...see this isn't about my behavior in the fandom necessarily but it's kinda embarrassing how feral I went over Thoma. Like,,,spent money on the game for the first time just to get a weapon that matched his outfit, built a whole ass shrine to him in my in-game home, GOT MY EARS PIERCED DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING THAT IS, listened to nothing but his theme song for a very very very long time, bought entirely too much merch of him/him and Ayaka, refused to take him off my team no matter how useless pyro was even in floor 12 spiral abyss, and perhaps most embarrassing of all...read x reader fanfic for the first time since I was literally 11 💀 That man DID something to me y'all

Sasaki to Miyano:

Knew the manga so well that I could tell you exactly what chapter any given scene was from

Sent a different picture of Sasaki to my irls' gc every day for over 200 days

Got better at baking and learning recipes for friends as a way of expressing affection because that's what Sasaki does

#i only know how to like things in the most obsessive deranged way possible :)

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that-common-rue · 2 years

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I don’t get it, what’s going on between you and @pettywithanr ?

A lot. Wanna rlly understand where he is coming from but he is just contradicting and aggressive towards us.

PART 1

It all started when Geo left the server he created, he told us that he isn't in the fandom anymore and trying to move on from it. Were like ok have fun with ur new fandom (although we were very confused cuz he still post jamilton/hamilton content but think nothing of it)

Until one day out of the blue i found out im blocked including some of us in the server. I was confused and shocked at first cuz why would u do that? Did i do something wrong? (theres a lot of that in this relationship and if u think its tiring trust me its worse)

I only got an "explanation" from a mutual friend of ours that he did this to cut ties and properly move on, so I connected to him in Instagram (cuz he haven't block me there) and ask for an explanation which was again along the lines "they wanna move on and do different things" i was like ok (even though its a douche move of him to just drop me without explaining it directly to me) I said my last goodbye and that was that. Well so i have though cuz he keeps messaging me still everyday even go as far creating a gc with me in it, which was weird considering he wanted to move on but think nothing of it.

Until allie spoke out about how geo was an awful person to him. And well i thought Geo was only saying mean shit behind their backs ig he also do it right in front of their faces.

Its mostly in Filipino but its basically Geo saying how allie was annoying him just because allie disagreed with him and instead of talking to Allie (which i was urging him to do but refuses cuz he said and i quote "Dont u want that theres drama?" "Ur making everyone tense" "good") about it he made a comment for the entire server to see and it made us all uncomfortable.

Sooner or later a lot of people are speaking about the stuff Geo has done and said to them ( a lot of backstabbing, trash talking all because we have disagreed with something he says)

Example me saying "Oh i hc Thomas wearing dresses but thats ok too" he got so mad about that comment and put me on time out and forced me to apologize and blocked me

And so we all agreed that he was a bad person after all the things he put us through. We had a DC game night we had sm fun and we played gartic and well...

And apparantly he have spies in the server and saw that which he posted to his story

Naturally yes its mean I ADMIT but after all he put me through idc. Our friend Beat saw this and told him off (apparantly beat knew about all the backstabbing bullying and sided with us)

I mean all i did was draw a trashcan and made an arrow ur name but ig that's equivalent of me kms

This shows Geo actually admitting to all the times he made someone uncomfy ("ive been the mastermind in every single fucking drama we make")

Then it all spiraled after that. He send invites to his friends to attack us and victims blame us, invalidating all our horrible experiences with Geo. He sent spies to make himself look like the victim (actually funny thing his username was "victim" in the next story)

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marvelsswansong · 2 years

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Funny (?) situation I'm in atm: I got rejected from the law firm I interned at in a phone call last Wed. And like all the interns we have a WhatsApp group and someone texted it on Fri being like "did anyone get a call from the Careers team today?"

And I responded just nicely like "Yeah, I heard back on Wednesday!!! Congrats to everyone/anyone who got offered a job ❣️"

AND NOW THE CHAT IS FILLED WITH PEOPLE CELEBRATING GETTING AN OFFER AND MAKING SEPARATE GROUP CHATS FOR THOSE SUCCESSFUL AND IM THE ONLY ACTIVE MEMBER/PERSON WHO SENT A MESSAGE TO THE GC WHO HASN'T GOTTEN AN OFFER

AND THEY EVEN HEARTED MY MESSAGE SO THEY MUST'VE THOUGHT BC I WAS BEING NICE AND POSITIVE THAT I GOT THE JOB 😩

#summer says #personal #funny story i guess #my life is a joke

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bewby · 1 year

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hi seven, hi hi hi, i am slightly tipsy but i want to wish you a proper happy birthday.

you‘re so fun and funny and you‘re one of the sweetest people out here and i‘m so happy we‘re friends. i always get emotional at the end of the year but tbh this has been a really good year mostly bc i met you guys. you have such a great way to connect people, you are always worrying so much abt what everyone thinks but i don‘t think you need to bc just look at how many people love you!! it‘s SO many!!

you‘re smart AND you have empathy AND you try to treat people kindly AND you‘re opinionated in a way that feels wholly you. i know you worry also abt who you are and if it‘s enough but i please look at how everyone who sent you a happy birthday knew you and knew what you liked. you leave an impression and you love people a lot and it‘s so great to be here with you. you said you don‘t know if you deserve all the love and i‘m here to say: that‘s not important. people decide how much love they give you and so many people decided they wanted to give you love. i can‘t say about the future but that means that in this moment, you deserve it.

i really hope you‘re not too hard on yourself through all this (ur early 20s) and i hope you know that i‘m always here and ready to help you out if you need, ok? i believe in you and i‘m proud of you for trying so hard. i really hope this next year is good to you and i hope we can continue to go through it together and also here are like, the 4 hanjis i have saved on my phone 4 u

I FINALLY HAVE TIME AND AM NOT DRUNK AND OFF THE SHITS . I AM SO FUCKING SORRY THISN TOOK SO LONG CHRIS. anyways. how do i even START. reading this all over again and i'm just sitting here like

CHRIS. Chrisisisisijdjfkfhshsj. chris okay listen. i have never received a message on my bday as thoughtful and sweet as this like i'm literally. so thankful SO SO THANKFUL to have you in my life and for you being here. when i first read this like hours ago i was like insanely overwhelmed and i still tried to like answer you despite the atmosphere and everyone beinf loud making me like. feel like a cat with its fur goinf up like i was just. AHHBGBFJ. but. that's how much i appreciate you as my friend ... i TRIED TO PUSH THROUGH ... i'm sorry i failed but i'm here now lettinf you know that. not only am i so thankful for all of your help that you always give me and all your knowledge (as you have way more life experience than me) but also. iam more than anything thankful that you are my friend and someone i can joke with and feel comfortable with, i love your personality and i love the way you have opinions on things and how you try to make everyone feel loved and included like you literally keep the gc we have with mel emily and jace so alive and i appreciate this so much about you... you genuinely are so loving and i hope you know i love you lots too. you're the best ever and i'm so happy we're friends okay . FUCK YOUUUUKJJJHHU HOW DO I EVEN REPLY I SOUND SO SILLY. thank you So much. i will cry and die now ☹️

#ask #💗💗💗💗💗💗💞💕💕💞💗💞💗💗💗💗💞💗💗💞

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southieparkie · 2 years

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alrightie venting time

TW: su!c!d3, s3lf h&arm

okay so im in a groupchat aaaand im very excited abt that bc ive never been in one!!! and i was just super happy cause i thought i could make new friends and the whole experience would be worthwhile. um…it’s literally not JSBJSSJ its so horrible i feel like none of them ever listen to me or acknowledge me at all. and today i chimed in on a conversation about chip flavors because, hey, i like chips a whole lot!! so we started talking abt chips and i said i loved barbecue . this guy says to me that barbecue is disgusting, which is fine, i dont really care. then i jokingly say “shut up u like classic chips” cause he told the gc he liked classics. i thought he’d just shrug it off, but he seemed very aggressive. he then stated that he mainly ate black foods (idrk what that means), so i joked and said that that was so emo of him. that was when he fired back with “slit ur wrists” and at that moment i had to pause bc i’ve been battling thoughts of hurting myself and possible undiagnosed depression which sucks. later on after i gathered myself, i reintroduced myself to the group with my new nickname bc i like my nickname alot!! and he responded to that with “hi (nickname), kys” with a heart at the end like it was funny. i proceeded to cry in my bed, cuddle with my squishies, and take an honestly pretty refreshing nap. very sad way to start off a weekend :(

i just felt so useless and vulnerable in that moment. and whats worse is a person who i think is really cool and would love to get close to liked the harmful messages he sent me. i feel like they hate me. and then a few other people were laughing about it. i just feel like the only place i have to be myself and feel safe is here. and im just so scared because here isn’t the real world, and whats gonna happen when i get out there?? am i gonna ever actually hurt myself?? i love such a controversial show, so i cant ramble about my interests like i would with splatoon or super mario anymore to make me happy and gain new friends that like what i like. i just feel like nothing, and if im nothing, then where can i go to feel like something besides on this stupid blog?

(maybe im just being too sensitive. idk)

#not south park #venting #me talking #tw sh implied #tw su1c1d3

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a-lost-crow · 2 years

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Am feeling self indulgent rn so I’m making a post about the Individual!Jesses

June 24 update: I have no idea when this was made but I continued it and I just want this out of my drafts. Also I like the Jesses a lot.

Putting this image here for reference

September is partially deaf after the formidi bomb incident

March is deaf from birth so she teaches September how to use sign language

The name they chose for Aiden is blaze rod symbol (using two pointers and make it an X letter) and a thumbs down

June, July, and August are dyslexic

June and July don’t prefer reading so they make do with whatever they have

I’m saying mostly on August since the two felt more comfortable letting August read for them

They rely on August, mostly, and the other Jesses to read for them

August can read a couple of words but mostly the shorter and simpler ones

He prefers to type out words rather than to write it with his hand

April has a weak arm in her left from the Formidi bomb she has taken arm therapy to strengthen it

Lukas dislocated his after being pushed off from Sky City so both him and April take arm therapy

It’s kind of awkward considering April is dating Aiden

“You having no hygiene makes me thankful that the water bill’s price isn’t high.” - April @ Aiden

October is blind

Not fully blind as in you can’t see nothing, but where certain parts of your eyes are blurry

June an May are in the autism spectrum

They send each other autism memes along with that autism creature

January, February, and April made an inside joke of “We don’t talk about bruno” but it’s Ivor

They made this and sent it to the individual jesses Group Chat (THEY HAVE A GC 😭)

August wonders why he’s there

January, February, and April thought it was funny

May made an (old) Order of the Stone group chat (excluding magnus/ellegaard depending who died) and sent the image to them and left

No one knows how to respond

Except for Ivor he saved it and cackled

Ivor brings that image up every time the old Order of the stone mentions the past or had a backhanded comment about Ivor

Ivor thought August made it and complimented him for it

August liked being complimented so he took the credit

In the Jesses group chat, there would be constant memes and crush talks

Sometimes if one of the Jesses have the same crushes they would respect it and just perform a bigger bond on their crush

July, September, and October are around the Aromantic and/or Asexual spectrum

The closest to a crush for them is deep admiration

But not to where they want to date them romantically

April is the first person to pull a date, AKA Aiden, because her personality is more suave than the other Jesses

January is the last to pull (not counting the aroaces) but he never pulls

January never will

The Jesses are proud Petra and Lukas enthusiasts

Also this AU can be connected with the Choose Story AU

It’s just that I use May Jesse a lot more than the other ones but it still applies to them

February, March, and July are amputees

March is from birth while February and July got it form the wither explosion

Also July’s shirt thingie, I’d like to think he’s wearing a blue shirt with a transparent long sleeves. No one knows how that works or will look like but it will work somewhat

August and June love acting

When Romeo disguises himself as August or June, people just assumed they want to roleplay as an evil character

Until it became legit LMAOOO

May, November, and December can draw

December is confident in showing his artwork

While May is shy. Sometimes he’ll show it but either shitpost doodles or the ones he already finished that isn’t embarrassing

November is confident also and she displays them in her room when given a chance

September likes taking care of flowers and her own garden. She gives them to people daily

Those are the headcanons I have for now. Like I said, this was in my drafts for months so it’s better if I post it now and keep out the clutter. If any of y’all want to ask some things about them ahahaha ask box is open :D

#Individual!Jesses #Oh dear I have to write all of their names #January!Jesse #February!Jesse #March!Jesse #April!Jesse #May!Jesse #june!Jesse #July!Jesse #August!Jesse #September!Jesse #October!Jesse #November!Jesse #December!Jesse #That's a lot of Jesses #Yeah I put a lot of disability headcanons to the Jesses

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bisluthq · 20 days

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The Jack x Jamie Lee Curtis story anon sent was more believable than that 😭 like at least it didn’t include sending random sexual pictures to a 3 people group chat that includes a gay man

who would do that????? I’m just honestly asking??? Like again I totally acknowledge teen boys share nudes of their gfs and stuff and it’s very dangerous and it’s a reason for teen girl anons to maybe not let their bfs take nudes on their phones or send them nudes. That shit happens. Be smart. When I was a teen it was already a thing on our shitty phones from back then and I never let anyone do nudes of me until I was in my late 20s and knew what I was doing and knew it wouldn’t ruin my life if they did get out. Like if someone leaks nudes of me NOW I’d be like “that’s funny bestie for so many, many reasons - did you at least pick cute ones???” but when I was like 19-20 I’d have DIED.

adult men don’t do that lol. Like I say my bf is in a group chat and I have seen the shit they post and some of it is raunchy but NONE of it is of their wives/partners. And NO ONE would send pics bragging of their lay - even teen boys - to a three person GC one of the members of which is gay. That’d be random as shit. Like Andrew would be like “wtf is this - I thought this is an acting group” and Paul would be like “wtf is that you???” and like it… just wouldn’t happen.

again, not saying Joe never cheated because who knows lol but I REALLY doubt he did with Emma Laird and I’m CERTAIN he didn’t send pics to Paul and Andrew lmao.

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oc-aita · 5 months

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tw for sex talk

Am i (FTM 17) the asshole for accidentally telling out friends about how my bf is into CBT? (that's cock and ball torture btw)

So the other day me and my bf's friends were all talking in the group chat we had. My bf is older than me so we don't really have the same friends. I'm very open with my friends about my life, even my sex life yeah, though it's all joking. My bf, who I'll call Steve, is decidedly not. He doesn't mind the jokes about it though and we make them with each other and the group chat all the time. ANYWAYS onto the story, we were all talking in the gc and one of my friends made some joke about me needing a dick appointment and i made a joke back about how i needed to be eaten out, kissed and hugged along with the 'dick appointment' and my friend asks if its in that order and i said yes. I jokingly told Steve that we have a new plan for the weekend and he said yes. a second later he says something about how he was gonna say something else but now wasn't going to. Me and my other friend, who I'll call Toby, pestered him about it for a bit until he dmed me telling me it had to be in that order cause he liked eating his cum out of me.

I screenshotted it and showed it to Toby and we laughed about it for a bit. This isn't the first time I've screenshotted something and sent it to my friend, and Steve knows that.

Later on, the next day, Steve and I were talking again and he ended up saying something about how if he ever does this one thing, he wanted me to cut his dick off as a joke. The entire message was longer, so I screenshotted it and sent it to the group chat, but I scribbled out the entire message except for when it said “I want you to cut my dick off.” as a joke. Toby and I laughed about it in the groupchat, Steve called me a dick and i jokingly said something like ‘nuh uh, youre into CBT” cause i thought it was obvious everyone else would take it as a joke and toby ended up saying something about how “after yesterday’s conversation, i'm not surprised.” While this conversation was going on, Steve was DMing me telling me to go suck a dick and I said I would go suck one that wasn't his and he told me to have fun. This is also normal for us, to say i was gonna go get fucked by someone else cause then he’d usually fuck the shit out of me and then afterwards we reassure eachother that we love eachother and only eachother. It's a sex thing not a toxic thing or something. He wasn't responding back like he normally would and in the moment i thought it was just him pretending to be mad cause he’ll do that sometimes cause i find it hot, but then my friend toby said he would be worried if *his* partner started talking the way Steve was to me, but to him so i got worried and texted him asking if he was alright.

btw the whole dick appointment joke was cause toby was talking about how he thought i had audhd and i said i needed a therapist then our friends jack said the whole dick appointment thing

#original character #am i the asshole #aita #ask to tw #nsft

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