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oh hamburgers

#SLAYYYYYYYY #OMG I LOVE I LOVE THIS IS SO CUTEEEE!!!!! #south park #south park bunny

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Thoughts on the new special?

hmmmmmmmmmm

i’ll be honest i didnt watch it all the way through 😭 but from what i saw it was mostly boring? and like i’m pretty sure the episode came from the whole disney little mermaid fiasco which, lets be honest, was that really such a big deal?? halle deserved the role because she’s talented, end of discussion.

but at the same token i understood the satire as a whole, it was fine. definitely not all that funny to me for the most part. now im just excited to see the boys get drawn as women of color for the fuck of it because those designs went hard im not gonna lie to you 😭

(female kenny was hilarious though i’ll tell you that.)

#south park #sp #south park special #i have opinions

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totally okay if you don’t enjoy gender nonconforming adult butters stotch like i do it isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but you and i both have to agree that victor chaos is the sassiest man on the planet like jesus

#south park #sp #leopold butters stotch #victor chaos #king of the sassy man apocalypse frl

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What the Kids from South Park Order at Mexican Restaurants

Stan

Loves a good sizzling Fajita

Like the ones where it’s served to the customer while it’s still steaming.

He likes to eat that with rice and a tortilla

And he gets super annoyed when people oggle over his food and ask him for some especially when they first bring it out.

Kyle

Saw birria tacos on TikTok once and never stopped ordering them since

But before then he ordered a burrito of any kind.

Then gets guacamole as an appetizer

One time he got so hungry he ate a burrito that had piping hot queso cheese drizzled on top of it with his bare hands like a regular burrito and everyone just sat there in awe.

Kenny

erm.

a glass of water?

JK JK IM SORRY

He’s usually eating on someone else’s bill and he’ll get something cheap like a chicken taco kids meal

Let’s just say he’s acquired money from God knows where. He’d get a combo that comes with a taco, a burrito, and an enchilada

Cartman

One of everything.

JK JK I HAVE JOKES

He’d get what Kenny wants to have (the taco burrito and enchilada combo) with a side of kids meal french fries to substitute the usual rice and beans.

It’s funny to him because he knows how much Kenny would love to have the meal but can’t afford it. He gets a delicious meal and a laugh.

Butters

Hmmm I think my boy will be having a burrito bowl with chicken. Plenty of avocados and corn and lettuce. No tomatoes.

Either that or three shrimp tacos.

Whatever he orders he splits with Kenny. Like if he orders a bowl, half of it goes to Kenny. If he orders the tacos, he’ll have one, Kenny’ll have one, and they both split the third.

Always gets a virgin pina colada margarita!

Craig

Okay so he only gets one of two things

He either gets carne asada with rice and beans, or he gets pollo loco (chicken and queso on a bed of rice. AKA the SouthieParkie Meal)

If he’s feeling extra boujie he’ll get a spicy pepper soup for an appetizer.

He also gets sopapillas after every meal.

Tweek

Chicken Tacos. Always.

And he also gets a cup of chili con queso as an appetizer.

And he shares it with Craig :)

Also enjoys fried ice cream! It freaks him out though because he has absolutely no idea how they fry it but it stays. Ice creamy? Yk??

Clyde

Steak burrito always!

Though if he even SMELLS a tomato in it he will break down.

Not literally but like he hates tomatoes just know that.

Also he likes to stay far away from seafood options. He likes to be extra cautious in case of any shellfishness radiating from the food.

Jimmy

Hmmm I think he’s a loaded nachos kinda guy.

Either that or will order fish tacos solely to make the fish dicks joke all night.

Also prefers black beans over refried beans.

Tolkien

Birria tacos!!!

Either that or a regular chicken taco with loaded papas fritas.

And he also gets chili con queso with extra jalapeños and it freaks Tweek out beyond belief.

Like Tweek is on the verge of tears after one while Tolkien eats like eight and doesn’t move a muscle.

#south park #sp #headcanons #wholeee bunch of characters #pt. 2 with more characters?? maybe??? #it depends!!! #sp bunny if you squint #sp creek if you squint #was written while eating mexican food

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additionally, is it ooc to a “this is a teen on the internet elaborating further on a headcanon they saw and having fun with it” degree

is it ooc to a “hm maybe we could’ve thought a little bit harder but otherwise yeah you got the basics down” degree or to a “wow this perspective is actually pretty harmful” degree. and do we know the difference between these two things

#okay thats it forreal

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is it ooc to a “hm maybe we could’ve thought a little bit harder but otherwise yeah you got the basics down” degree or to a “wow this perspective is actually pretty harmful” degree. and do we know the difference between these two things

#every once in a while i come to spit out thoughts & opinions™ about the Percieve Characters How I Want Them to Be Perceived organization #and then i walk away for about three months

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fanon craig and kenny friendship is basically just shadow and sonic’s dynamic and i find that to be so extremely real

#south park #sp #kenny mccormick #craig tucker #get this to 100 notes and i’ll draw craig cosplaying shadow and kenny cosplaying sonic

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even if my name was natalie nunn…

#south park #sp #mr slave #idk i thought this was funny

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lord its been a while since ive like genuinely constructed a post here i can just see the tumbleweeds. (more like tumblrweeds im so funny and hilarious and cool)

#south park #do we still like bunny?? #cause i know i do :) #actually wait ik we like kenjorine now #im not quite sure how or when we made the transition to kenjorine but im down for it

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jewish people and poc who watch south park deserve medals

#black and proud (i am called a coon on numerous occasions) ✊🏾

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this short kyle shit getting outta hand fr tell me why i watched a south park cosplay video with stan and kyle and one of the comments was “why is stan taller than kyle” idk bro take that up with god ig 😭

#sp #kyle broflovski #hey guys btw its been a while hasnt it!!!!! #but yeah i shouldn’t have expected anything that isn’t complete fucking nonsense on tiktok #but THE COSPLAYS ARE SO GOOD #ppl rlly getting upset over people’s genetic buildup bc it doesn’t fall in line with their cool and edgy and unpopular headcanons #which btw aint no way in hell tall kyle is unpopular atp every other post you see of him mans got major ups #like i’ll keep it a stack with u ive been seeing less and less of short kyle so 🤷🏽‍♀️

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if i hear sumn about gay couples with a fem presenting partner and a masc presenting partner being heteronormative im actually going to tug my hair out.

im very confident that yall wouldn’t call a masc-fem couple (im currently in a masc-fem relationship btw) heteronormative or tell them that they’re contributing to heteronormativity. are we forgetting that there are like…fem presenting people in the lgbtq community?? and are we not aware that they can date whoever they want including masc-presenting ppl?? so confused

#also why are we even worried about this #there are bills being passed one after another banning self expression and love #but we’re behind computers discussing how pairing characters with the canon evidence to be feminine with masc-presenting charas is heteronor #which is ALSO a real-life ideology that ACTUALLY harms our community and is in a nutshell the reason why we’re losing our rights

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south park splatoon au, anyone??

#south park #sp #i think this is cute

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I saw that you ship Wendy and Heidi and it makes me so happy bc I love love that ship and it's so underrated!!! Easily in my top 4 favorites! Also I love reading all your posts :))

yay im so happy im so happy!!!!!! i absolutely love this ship too but i feel like its so rare 👀 happy to know that you enjoy it just as much as i do!!! and thank you for reading and enjoying my posts <3

#sp #sp weidi #thank you for the ask!!!!!!!!!!!

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go listen to never too much by luther vandross and think very heartily about how much the song encapsulates how kenny feels about butters. you get hella bonus points for imagining kenny performing the song and dedicating it to butters.

#south park #sp #kenny x butters #sp bunny #sp kenny mccormick #guys i think im going crazy take my phone away from me #rah.

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would i be crucified if i drew an aged up version of bunny (early 20s/late 20s) that does not resemble the designs for or follow the storyline to Post Covid Bunny??

#south park #sp #leopold butters stotch #kenny mccormick #sp bunny #dont get me wrong i love them!!! #…i just like my adult designs and headcanons better 🤷🏽‍♀️

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stan is catastrophically bad at flirting. on like a clinical level. as in if there WAS a diagnosis it would be called Marsh Syndrome. and yet he’s able to get kyle with it EVERY single time without fail. kyle will blush and giggle like stan said something actually cute to him and didn’t just sit next to him on the couch and say some dumb shit like “hey haha um. do y. do you like. come here often?” (they’ve been together for four years) (this is a shared living space)

#PERFECTION!! #so truthful #could not agree more #sp style