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#but i havent talked to her since like... jeeze. i really think it's been over 2 years by this point now.

moonlit-imagines · 4 years

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A Bug’s Life

Peter Parker x Lang!reader

warnings:

a/n: i love this concept and also anon u r sweet and i just found out theres a marvel supervillainess named dragonfly but since i havent heard of her until today im using that name!

prompt: anonymous: “Can you please write a Tom Holland!Peter Parker x Female!Reader where the reader is the older sister of Cassie Lang (Antman’s daughter) and her and Peter fall in love with each other. ✨ Thanks so much! 😘”

Okay, so when you were a kid, you had always dreamed of being a superhero. You never thought you’d know your idols personally, though. You see, when your dad, Scott Lang, came back from prison, a lot changed. Suddenly, he was a superhero and no matter how much he didn’t like it, you wanted to be apart of it.

“Y/N, no, please. You’re just a kid!” You dad argued with you in the presence of your “uncles.”

“Scotty, I think it’d be good for her, you know? Like, she’s so smart and she’s got a lot of talent! I think she could learn a thing or two from Hope and Dr. Pym, right?” Uncle Luis egged on.

“Yeah, dad! Me and Hope have already been experimenting with some stuff and, I mean, Mom’s been bugging me over getting into some extracurriculars...” You reasoned with him.

“Yeah, y/n, like photography club or soccer, not being a crime-fighting bug!” Scott pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed, but when he looked back up, you were giving him puppy eyes. “Don’t...don’t do that.”

“Please, dad? I just wanna follow in your footsteps. You’re my hero.” You pouted your lip and didn’t break eye contact with him until he let out a load groan.

“Your mom is going to kill me.” He mumbled while you celebrated with Luis.

You became known as Dragonfly, Ant-Man and Wasp’s sidekick partner. It wasn’t long before you were affiliated with the Avengers and other heroes from across the galaxy.

The first time you stepped foot into the Avengers Compound was unbelievable.

“If only I could tell eight-year-old me how cool she’d grow up to be...” You whispered as your dad led you through the place. You were specifically requested for recruitment following a backround check that proved that you were qualified to train as a junior scientist! The program had just been started thanks to the young Spider-Man, one of the many heroes you had met before and would actually get to know after today.

“Alright, kiddo, it’s not too late to back out.” Your dad told you.

“It’s gonna be fine, dad! You know you can visit me anytime and I’ll come to see you and Cassie every chance I can get.” You gave him a warm smile to let him know it’s alright.

“I know...I’m just gonna miss you, you know?” He shrugged, but before the conversation could continue, you were greeted by Bruce Banner, aka the Hulk.

“Welcome! Nice to see you again, Scott.” Bruce shook your dad’s hand, then turned to you. “And it’s wonderful to finally meet the girl behind the mask.” He shook your hand.

“Nice to meet you, too, Doctor Banner.” You fit your small hand into his abnormally large (and green) hand.

“I’ve heard great things about you, Y/N. I’m excited to see your talent up close.” Dr. Banner chuckled. “I told Peter to meet us here, he probably forgot.” He walked to the wall and pressed the speaker button to the intercom. “Peter, can you meet us at the South Entrance?”

Moments later, a teenage boy came barrelling towards the three of you.

“Sorry! Sorry I’m late.” He apologized profusely. You giggled at the disheveled appearance of him. His hair was sticking up in the back and his flannel was half-tucked into his pants. “I’m Peter!” He stuck his hand out for you to shake. “Peter Parker. Spider-Man.” You took his hand gladly and shook it.

“Y/N Lang. Dragonfly.” You introduced yourself. “It’s been a while since we’ve fought together.” You pointed out. “Maybe that’s a good thing.” Peter’s eyes furrowed at that comment. “You know, not fighting.” You added.

“Oh, yeah, definitely!” Peter agreed.

“So, let me guess: you overslept?” You referenced Peter’s bold look and he quickly fixed anything noticeably wrong to him. Bruce and your dad were just observing the chemistry between you and Peter, exchanging entertained glances.

“Hi! I’m y/n’s dad, Scott. Ant-Man.” Scott interrupted as he waved to Peter.

“Oh! I remember you. You got really big in Germany and I had to web your knees until you fell down.” Peter brought up old memories and you covered your mouth to stop from laughing.

“Yep! That’s me.” Scott eyes got slightly wider. “So, I really wish I could stay, but I have a meeting with a client tomorrow morning that I can’t miss. Alarm company doesn’t run itself, you know?” Silence. “Anyways, uh, y/n.” He motioned you a bit closer so you could say goodbye. He crouched down and grabbed both your shoulders. “I love you so much and I am super proud of you. This is an awesome opportunity, kiddo!”

“Yeah, I know.” You said in a sort of disappointed tone.

“What’s wrong?” Scott asked.

“I’m just gonna miss you.” You frowned.

“Come here.” Your dad pulled you into a tight hug. “I’m gonna miss you, too.” The hug lasted at least sixty seconds before he pulled away and kissed your forehead. “Okay, now here’s your bag, go do some science!” He gave you your suitcase. “I love you, Pumkin.”

“Love you, too, dad.” You smiled, almost holding back tears. You really didn’t want to say goodbye to him, but it’s apart of life. Scott watched as you, Peter, and Banner walked down the halls of the Compound. Bruce and Peter were showing you your new room!

“What’s crime like on the West Coast?” Peter asked you. “I’ve only fought crime on the East Coast. And Europe. And Space.”

“Crime is the same coast to coast. It’s crime.” You shrugged.

“Well, that’s cool. Sorry, I’m not good at small talk.” He chuckled.

“Peter, you’ll be able to show y/n her room and give her a little tour, right?” Bruce asked as he slowed down.

“Yeah, no problem.” Peter nodded.

“Alright, great. I’ll be in the lab if anyone needs me.” Bruce walked away and left the two of you to it.

“Okie doke.” Peter clapped his hands together. “Well, this is the hallway.” Is exactly how he just began the tour. The Compound was actually, surprisingly, bigger than you expected. “And that’s the training room, there’s the kitchen, your room has it’s own bathroom, but there are other bathrooms all over the place. There’s a shopping list on the fridge if you ever have any requests, but fruit snacks are banned since I ate two full boxes in one day and threw up.” Peter gave that wonderful anecdote.

“Wow, that’s...impressive?” You tried to come up with something.

“I think the word you’re looking for is ‘disgusting.’” Peter and you shared a laugh as you approached your new room. He opened the door up and you stepped into the biggest bedroom you’d ever seen. “It’s taken some getting used to, you know, the big room, the big bed, the huge bathroom, all of it.”

“This is amazing.” You mumbled.

“Yeah! And Bruce said we can go shopping and decorate the room any way you’d like. I just got my license, so I’d be cool with driving.” Peter proposed.

“Yeah, I think that’d be pretty cool.” You agreed as you threw your suitcase onto the bed and started unpacking. “Uh, I’m kind of hungry...know any places to eat around here?” You started putting shirts on hangers and filling up your huge closet. You noticed Peter hadn’t answered your question yet, so you turned around to see what he was stalling for. He was just watching you. “Am I really that interesting?” You joked.

“What?” Peter blinked. “Oh! Yeah, sorry, yeah, there’s a few places around that we can go to. Assuming you’d want my company, of course. It’s your choice, really.” Peter rambled and you approached him.

“Duh, I gotta get to know my housemate better!” You pulled Peter out of the room and in a random direction. “Am I going the right way to the garage?”

“No.” He answered and you quickly changed directions. You were oddly comfortable with Peter already, and he wasn’t exactly against it. You were super sweet to him and you two have a lot of shared experience. Teen heroes trying to make a difference. And bug-themed.

Peter drove you to his favorite (and closest) restaurant for dinner, and on the way, he played his music on the playlist. Left Hand Free by Alt-J played through the speakers as you sang along.

“You like this song?” He asked and you nodded without a pause in singing. “Good, so do I. You have a really good voice.” He complimented, which definitely made you blush.

“Thanks, now sing with me!” You nudged his arm leaning on the console and resumed your singing.

“I don’t really sing.” Peter chuckled and saw you roll your eyes, then sighed. “Fine. You win.” He began to join you in song.

Well your left hand’s free, and your right’s in grip. With another left hand watch his right hand slip towards his gun, woah woah woah...

“You’re not too bad, yourself, Peter.” You told him as he pulled into a parking spot at the restaurant. The two of you walked in together and the waitress immediately recognized Peter.

“Hey there, Peter! Good to see you!” She greeted and grabbed two menus. “I see you’ve brought a date.” She raised her eyebrows and smirked.

“Oh, uh, she’s not—” Peter stuttered before you took over.

“Yep, it’s our first date! I’m y/n.” You introduced yourself.

“Well, it’s nice to see him with someone. Follow me, you two.” She let you over to a table and told you she’d be back for drinks in a minute. As soon as she left, Peter turned to you.

“When were you going to tell me this was a date?” Peter cocked an eyebrow with a crooked smile to match it.

“I’m sorry! I hope it’s okay I told her that.” You innocently replied.

“It’s more than okay.” Peter leaned forward. “I’m happy to be your date. We are moving a bit fast, though.”

“Are you sure? This is actually pretty slow for people our age. By now, they’d probably be confessing their love for one another.” You joked and he rolled his eyes.

“You are so right!” He snorted. “Jeez, it’s been so long since I’ve talked to someone my own age!” He sighed. “What about you?”

“I hang out with adults all day long. The only kid I hang out with is my little sister. Do you have any siblings?” You asked him.

“Only child.” Peter answered. “What’s your sister’s name?”

“Cassie. She’s sweet but it’s kind of weird coming back after the Blip and seeing her all big and everything.” You made random hand gestures to demonstrate that she was bigger.

“I know, right! I have classmates that I saw as infants that are now bigger than me!” He explained. The waitress came back and got you your drinks and took each of your orders. Back to the chit-chat. “Okay, now tell me, what got you into the hero-game?”

“Okay, well, my dad had just gotten out of prison, right?” That sentence itself made Peter choke on his drink. “Oh, calm down, it was a non-violent offense. He actually exposed corruption, that’s why I look up to him.” You explained.

“That’s good, that’s good. I’m glad. Go on.” He took another sip from his drink.

“Yeah, so then he robbed Hank Pym, who actually wanted my dad to rob him, then a bunch of ants broke my dad out of jail after he got arrested again for stealing from Dr. Pym, then my dad became the new Ant-Man and took down some bad guys, his new girlfriend, Hope, who is Dr. Pym’s daughter, took a liking to me and started showing me the ropes, so me and my Uncle Luis convinced my dad to let me make my own suit. Then Dragonfly was born.” You explained in full detail. “What about you?”

“Oh, yeah. Well, I got bit by a radioactive spider that was being experimented on in a lab, then I had a short-lived wrestling career, then my uncle who raised me died and I became Spider-Man.” He smiled and your jaw dropped.

“Holy shit, are you okay?” You asked.

“Oh, yeah, I’m good.” He admitted as you guys recieved your food. “So, anything else I should know about you?”

“I dunno.” You shrugged. “I like Star Wars.” You told him.

“Me too!” Peter exclaimed.

“No, you don’t. My dad told me Spider-Man called AT-AT’s ‘walking-thingies.’” You shook your head and laughed at the thought of that.

“Okay, so I’m not a huge fan, but our next date can be a Star Wars marathon?” Peter proposed.

“Yes!” You agreed a bit too enthusiastically. Peter smiled and the waitress brought an ice cream sundae with two spoons to the table.

“It’s on the house.” She told you two with a wink.

“Looks like we’re sharing.” You grabbed a spoon and got to work. Peter got chocolate all over his chin. He was kind of a messy eater. “You’ve got a little something...” You grabbed a napkin and wiped his chin clean.

“Thanks.” Peter picked his spoon up and moved it towards you. “Have you tried any of the brownie yet?” You took a bite of what he offered.

“Wow, that��s amazing.” You spoke through your mouthful.

“I hate to brag, but I make a pretty mean batch of brownies.” Peter bragged.

“You’re gonna have to prove it, Pete.” You wiped your face off and cleaned up your spot a bit. “You ready to get back to the Compound?”

“Yeah, yeah, let’s get going.” Peter left some cash on the table to pay the bill and walked you out to the car. The car ride back was filled with jokes and even more stories about your super-adventures. “So, you’re telling me that the first time you shrank, you cried?”

“Yes! Dude, it was an emotional experience. I’m telling you, I was not prepared for something so cool.” You defended yourself. “Now tell me something embarrassing about your powers.”

“I got stuck to a bathroom stall at school and they thought I was skipping class so they sent an aide and I was crying out of fear.” He admitted with pity in his voice.

“Oh, my god. That’s awful.” You giggled and grabbed his hand. “Have you recovered yet?”

“No, unfortunately not, but the handholding sure does help.” Peter squeezed your hand tighter.

“I’m glad.” You smugly replied and closed your eyes to listen to the music. You were kind of exhausted from traveling, so you knew you’d pass out the moment you hit your bed. Soon, you arrived at the Compound and Peter kissed your cheek to get you up.

“We’re hoooome.” He said in a singsong voice as your eyes fluttered open. “Sorry, that was weird.” He apologized, but you grabbed his face and pulled him in for a long kiss. More like a brief makeout, but potato, poe-tah-toe.

“You’re really cute, you know?”

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bladekindeyewear · 3 years

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HS^2 bloggin’ mainline 2020-12-25

I’m not going to spend time BLOGGING an upd8 on Christmas morning!

...yes I am who the fuck am I kidding. (Bonus stuff and Hiveswap are still well on hold though.)

So are we gonna follow up on the main ship? Probably not, right, with that perfect Karkat point to cut away, right? We’re just going to leave Roxy’s question hanging, as well as makeouts etiquette, and leave while having seen a COUPLE FRAMES of non-possessed canon Jade with only whatever fun fanart was inspired across the internet by the moment to tide us over????

Yeah, probably.

Ugh, more Dirk. I guess it’s overdue. :(

> CHAPTER 16. Welcome to my Secret Lair

Oh huh, I guess not? So... Jane’s, or Rose and Kanaya’s?

Karkat stays for longer than John thought he would. They talk a bit, but mostly they are quiet. Eventually, Karkat gets called away on yet more important war business, leaving John with one final touch on the shoulder. John leans into it in response, though he’s a bit ashamed of chasing down a sliver of physical affection so soon after obliterating Karkat’s evening like he had.

Pretty much, yeah. Can’t blame either of them.

When Karkat is finally gone, John still doesn’t move. It isn’t as though he has nowhere else to go, since there are quite a few places he might attempt to make himself useful, for better or for worse.

You’re still abandoning the task that was explicitly yours to protect your literal kid and his friends, but, oh well. Low-point. Dave dead, house dead, broke news, I get it.

He just doesn’t feel ready for that yet. The remnants of his house are still smoldering, and he can’t stop staring at them. It would make sense, he thinks, to want to root around through the rubble for anything that’s still intact; some half-charred keepsake to claim as the last thing left that’s still his. But he doesn’t want to do it, and he doesn’t want to think about it. And he still can’t move.

Can’t move. No Breath huh? What’s going to get him to, then?

> (==>)

Oh boy, that might help. XD She’s pretty good at that.

> (==>)

Still with the waistline gap. And was his phone always yellow like his God-Tier shoes?

ROXY: hey john can u do me a quick solid ROXY: actly idk how quick itll be but its definitely solid ROXY: harry anderson says i just missed u being here but could u skip back on over?

Nice, huh! No judgment, just a hey-any-chance-you-could-swing-back. He sort of needs to be needed right now, in a simple, almost everyday non-judgmental way I guess. (That’s what he NEEDED anyway-- whether he deserved it though is up for debate.)

ROXY: i need help w/smth and yr darling boy is holed up in his room working on some fuckin craft project or other and cant be bothered

YES SEW JOHN A BETTER FITTING FUCKING OUTFIT

ROXY: and now that me and u are freshly on speakin terms again i might as well take advantage of that olive branch and put u to work ROXY: assumin you havent died in an air raid, that is ROXY: which id also be interested in knowin about so if u wld be so kind as to reply instead of leavin me hangin

Heheheh. Gosh Roxy is always the best.

JOHN: yea yea sorry im here. JOHN: i just had a hard time getting my phone out of these fucking tiny pants.

Hah.

JOHN: and also my house is bombed out so i'm kinda grappling with that. JOHN: but i honestly am not sure how much longer i need to sit around staring at it. trying to align my memories of my youth with whatever is happening right now so JOHN: short version is no i’m not dead, and yeah i can come back over there and help you out. ROXY: oh sweet yr alive and down to do manual labor its a win/win JOHN: see you soon.

Yep! Pulled away from all the metaphorical, ultra-meaningful bullshit, back to some brass tacks with some easy humor. Definitely something Roxy can do well.~

> (==>)

EXCUSE ME. What is that outfit and pose. Did you--

ROXY: sup ROXY: follow me ROXY: well were just going to my room so i guess technically u know the way JOHN: haha ok.

Did you invite him over for the manual labor of banging you while your son is sewing in the other room

Or maybe the labor is making him a new sibling. JFC

Is this plan part of why we got the sudden content warning that was mocked or was that mainly for Hiveswap

John follows, trying to shake the ominous feeling he got from what she’d just said. He’d been in and out of this house a lot in the past few days. Why should this be any different?

I DUNNO JOHN DOES THIS SEEM DIFFERENT TO YOU

> (==>)

Yea this seems like a fucc room.

JOHN: it’s not like i could forget! ROXY: ya i guess u only really saw the living room when you were here the other day but i have changed some stuff up ROXY: done a lil redecoratin here n there

So it’s MORE of a fucc room than previously >__>”

ROXY: may have to do a smidge more if my old bff decides im next on the list for bombing out ROXY: but so far so good

Ah geez.

ROXY: just a coupla exploded cars in the yard from some shenanigans our dear son and his friends were in but u kno it is what it is!!!

Well, that’ll buff out easy.

ROXY: can i get u anything? ROXY: just made some coffee JOHN: no, uh, i’m good.

Of course she has a fancy handled winecoffeeglass (and the handle does look ridiculous but it’d be too hot to hold otherwise)

Roxy shrugs and swirls her own coffee around in her novelty mug. John looks around. A lot about the room is the same. The family photos, the rug. There’s a lot more cat stuff in there now, though. The bed is new. John feels like he’s about to take a test he hasn’t studied for. He makes himself focus on what she’s saying.

That would be the feeling.

> (==>)

MY GOD. Roxy is so fucking good at this holy shit

She KNOWS she’s making him squirm and she loves it

JOHN: so uh anyway. JOHN: what was this favor? ROXY: yo why dont u just come rest yr tush for a bit ROXY: take a lil relax next 2 me here JOHN: haha uh. JOHN: roxy i uh. JOHN: im flattered, but i don’t know if that’s really the right step right now. JOHN: don’t get me wrong, everything seems so fucked up right now that when i try to think about what might actually BE the right step, it feels like a huge cartoon question mark might physically manifest over my head. JOHN: but I’m not sure if um rekindling our physical relationship is really the best--

So is Roxy trolling him, about to reveal she wasn’t thinking of sex and was just making things seem sultry? Or just had “lol jk” as an option-select, maybe.

> (==>)

ROXY: r u kiddin me rn egbert JOHN: i’m not? unless you were, in which case yeah lets say i was also kidding. JOHN: oh my god, i’m sorry, i don’t know why this making me freak out.

OH NOOO NOT THE DISDAAAAIN - CRITICAL HIT D:

ROXY: i remember our past boot knockin with fondness but that is a situation im not interested in revisiting

boot knockin XD

ROXY: look john ROXY: i was trying to be polite about it ROXY: offering u sustenance n rest n all ROXY: but you look like shit ROXY: i just wanted to catch up on the whole heinous war situation were in and maybe check in on e/o before leaping strait to the real n actual nonsexual manual labor favor i have in mind for u JOHN: oh.

Hey, she can’t help looking sexy she’s too good at it.

Is the manual labor moving the crashed cars? Can’t Roxy pull that off on her own, or... banish the cars to the void or something? (Oh, but WOULD she want to do it on her own when she can rope in John and bring him down to earth by giving him a useful task? And admittedly his strength and wallet would make things easier.)

John feels his shoulders unbunch. Of course. Yeah. He’s almost embarrassed by how relieved he feels. So what if his ex wife wanted to hook up? Shouldn’t that be a situation he could navigate? Don’t people like to find solace in human physical connection during dire times? Why did the idea of it make his mind white out in panic more than, say, any number of the traumas he just experienced?

Probably some gender stuff mixed up in there too, June.

He doesn’t know, but he believes Roxy that he must look pretty haggard. He probably feels haggard? Maybe sitting down will feel better.

Just put your feet up yeah

> (==>)

WHAT A CUTE IMAGE

JOHN: sorry. like i said, my "how to react to stuff" meter is completely fucked right now. ROXY: thats fair bud

she’s used to being patient with you don’t worry otherwise you never would’ve gotten this far

ROXY: real fast i do need to do a quick takeback of all that shit i said last time we talked about janey not being literally the most evil person we knew or whatever ROXY: i guess i was hopped up on arguin or somethin since that was before we hit our conversational vibe bc of course u were right and i shoulda listened

Ouch. Yeah, we saw just lately just how far off the deep end she was. (Where was that funny upd8 reaction art summarizing the bit where Kanaya was holding Tavros hostage and Jane was transparently debating “hmm do I let my son die?” and Kanaya and Tavros were just looking at each-other flat-mouthed nervous? I REALLY wanted to share that but I don’t usually want to reblog or put most stuff HS^2 not under a read-more, for spoiler purposes, usually.)

ROXY: im just glad ur ok ROXY: or like alive JOHN: yeah, jury's still out on "ok" but, you know. ROXY: ya ROXY: u said ur house is gone?? JOHN: yep. JOHN: completely. ROXY: jeez ROXY: i would ask how ur feelin but like the answer 2 that has got 2b "prtty bad"

Talk it ouuuut~~ get those feels out there and articulated john

JOHN: yeah. JOHN: i mean. JOHN: no? JOHN: it’s weird. JOHN: it feels like it should be a bigger deal, I guess? JOHN: like it’s my HOUSE. JOHN: but mostly it always felt like my dad’s house? JOHN: and when i started living there after i moved out of here, it was like i crammed myself back into whatever was left of my kid self? JOHN: and it didn’t feel good, but it at least was familiar, you know? JOHN: like living there let me feel closer to my dad, trying to be like the way i remember him, or like how i remember him wanting me to be, or something? JOHN: and i didn’t realize how much i hated doing that until i saw it all go up in flames. JOHN: so i guess i could have used my powers to stop the fire and save whatever was left of the place, but i couldn’t bring myself to do it. JOHN: like some fucked up part of me was glad i got there too late? JOHN: so i just sat there, watching, trying to figure out why watching my house burn down felt like i was being released from prison. JOHN: and even now i keep trying to explain it away, as though it’s because of how fucked up everything else is that it made me feel good. JOHN: but that’s just bullshit. JOHN: it DID feel good. JOHN: i DO feel free. JOHN: sorry.

I was kind of saying some Breath/Blood stuff at the time of him losing his last tie to his stubborn sticking-to-his-kid-self bit? Except now we’re mixing it in with June Egbert and his gender-identity questions too.

ROXY: no need 2 apologize ROXY: we just delved in2 my whole gender thing last time so it seems fine for u to have a turn JOHN: i didn’t say it was a gender thing.

Oh shit

ROXY: well no i just meant like i did some sharing ROXY: like referrin 2 the topic i brought up when we chatted last ROXY: but like now that u mention it ROXY: *meaningful pause* JOHN: … JOHN: i JOHN: ROXY: lol well we can move on 2 the favor part if youd rather ROXY: stick a lil pin in that topic n come back 2 it when u have had sleep

Are you just INCREDIBLY incisive Roxy or have you and John talked about this before?

ROXY: like i said the other day its not like this shits figureoutable in 1 sitting anyways JOHN: yeah... ROXY: sooooooo ROXY: movin on

It’s just fine for Roxy to slow-roll this yeah, if she’s going to pry open that door a little

ROXY: dont be mad but theres a part of the house u didnt know abt the whole time u lived here JOHN: what? ROXY: yea ROXY: i got a secret lair ROXY: for my sciences

OH FUCK YES SCIENCE LAB, of COURSE Roxy would want a cool science lab basement because she always wants a cool science lab basement

ROXY: and i get to it via a transportalizer underneath our bed ROXY: which is 2 heavy 2 move by my lonesome so i just needed to borrow some o your aforementioned powers of wind

Okay no. Wait. What the fuck?

First of all, as funny and MSPaintAdventures-y as furniture being in the way of things is, why would you block it with a bed too heavy to move, but,

Second of all, more importantly, how is a GOD-TIER ROXY not strong enough to lift a heavy bed?!?!?!? Either she’s lying to get John involved in things or this is a gendered cop-out because these characters are superheroes at the TOP of their echeladders, given obnoxiously powerful video-game strength and athletics only to then have ascended into DEITIES. God-Tier Roxy could probably have lifted a bed like that when she was SEVENTEEN! And now she’s an ADULT, out-of-shape or otherwise! If this were a whole CAR I might be willing to handwave it, but just a heavy BED?!? And none of the GUYS are going to have this much trouble lifting a bed like this, are they?? This just feels like following classic cartoony gender tropes in the complete absence of these characters’ super powers, what the fuck, and also Roxy if you didn’t make it Transportalizer-only access you could have given it an entrance you could phase through with your fancy powers to get to. FUCK.

This feels stupid.

ROXY: so if u dont mind woosh away JOHN: uh ok, well... JOHN: a secret science lair, sure, i can deal with that. JOHN: why not! JOHN: it doesn’t work out great when i do the windy thing indoors, though. ROXY: aight then no wind bending just use your mangrit

Roxy flexes, the corner of her mouth pulled up into a familiar grin. John feels his guts, so recently calmed, twist up into knots again. Her eyebrows shoot up and the smile loosens. He must have shown something on his face.

You’re already THIS sensitive about gendertalk?

ROXY: ok or just like push when i push ROXY: we both got sick muscles ROXY: no other adjectives necessary JOHN: yeah ok. ROXY: on 3?

Please, please reinforce the idea that they both have sick strength, because they fucking do and the idea that Roxy actually a hundred percent NEEDED John to do this is BS.

> (==>)

JOHN: holy shit? ROXY: sorry to lop yet another huge scoop onto ur lil brains ice cream revelation sundae JOHN: so wait, if this thing's always been under the bed, how’d you get down here before without me? ROXY: well thats neither here nor there john JOHN: i mean it is kinda. Here. ROXY: fine ok checkmate ROXY: i dont ACTUALLY need ur nerdgrit for this escapade ROXY: like im sorry but i said it ROXY: i mostly just wanted to see you and show u wats down here

THANK FUCKING CHRIST.

If that wasn’t actually just a lie to get him involved I was going to stay SO mad. Of COURSE Roxy can move a fucking BED no matter how heavy it is. OF COURSE.

ROXY: and also uve been ~sent for~ JOHN: ok but like ROXY: john i am inviting u 2 my inner sanctum ROXY: i am literally bringing out the word "sanctum" in case u werent already clued in 2 how cool this is ROXY: so do u wanna go into my secret lair or wat JOHN: yeah!? JOHN: yes? i guess? ROXY: aight good

Yes John of course you want to stop fighting it

ROXY: then as they told me in the hospital before lil h a was born ROXY: just push

eyeroll, but yeah, of course

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Oh cool, sprite form version of her loungewear.

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Sorry for my compulsion to post every full-frame image of Roxy in this awesome outfi-WERE YOU KEEPING CALLIOPE UNDER YOUR BED THIS WHOLE TIME?!?????

That’s like... almost a fucking metaphor isn’t it???? For the relationship you preferred in the other timeline and possibly THIS one TOO or

ROXY: hey callieee i got him ROXY: o damn john sorry i shoulda also told u callies here weve been hangin out again ROXY: 1 more freak for ur bean

Oh huh, so this isn’t an always thing. And these two can get close in more than one timeline where it would’ve worked out nicely. :)

JOHN: oh it's ok, my bean feels pretty well adjusted to freakage at this point so keep them coming if you like! ROXY: k cool i will JOHN: do i get to know what that big thing under the sheet is? ROXY: hmmmmmm no JOHN: oh ok. JOHN: are you sure? i mean, it seems like a pretty prominent feature of the room. JOHN: space. JOHN: wherever we are. ROXY: and a totally mysterious n COMPLETELY inconspicuous feature it will have to remain for now ROXY: we r kinda in a hurry here fyi ROXY: and by that i mean ROXY: we are in precisely the amount of hurry that means im excused from having to a that specific q rn JOHN: right, sorry. JOHN: i will pay no attention to the object behind the curtain. ROXY: u catch on fast egbert ROXY: anyway theres more cool info coming so just follow me

I don’t have any big theories. Is it just the Hiveswap device or something? If Calliope helped with it it’d help explain the Cherubic theme.

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JOHN: so... this is all downstairs? JOHN: it seems like you had a lot of work done. ROXY: well no not x actly ROXY: were in the old meteor JOHN: under the house??? ROXY: ok so ROXY: in hindsight it may have been a bit misleading 2 say like ROXY: "downstairs" ROXY: in reference to a place which is hells of buried underground and may not actually be literally under the house ROXY: but there is no time to explain all that rn john so instead im going to refer u to my adorable little green friend here CALLIOPE: #U_U# ROXY: (hehe) CALLIOPE: *AHEM* CALLIOPE: hi john! CALLIOPE: long time no see. ^u^

Cherubs just really like dark cavelike places full of weird tech don’t they.

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THEY’RE SO CUTE

JOHN: oh, uh. hey callie! JOHN: it sure has been a while huh. JOHN: now that i think about it, the last time the three of us hung out like this... CALLIOPE: was when i was aggressively third wheeling yoUr prenUptial coUrtship? CALLIOPE: if yoU dont mind, john, i'd rather not rehash that period of oUr lives. CALLIOPE: it was more than a little painfUl for me. JOHN: oh. JOHN: god, jeez, i'm sorry. i didn't mean to-- CALLIOPE: hee hee john i am only pUlling yoUr leg, don't worry. CALLIOPE: if anything i was personally a little thrilled with how things shook oUt in that respect. CALLIOPE: imagine, if yoU will, a yoUng cherUb raised in solitUde, whose only solace was the convolUted and tUmUltUoUs romantic schemata she projected onto her only friends from another Universe. CALLIOPE: and then fUrther imagine that this yoUng cherUb, throUgh varioUs even *more* convolUted contrivances, ended Up in the company of those selfsafe friends as an eqUal participant in their sphere of social discoUrse! CALLIOPE: it is a joy the like of which yoU possibly cannot fathom. u_u

Reinforcing that things turning out this way was in fact the FANTASY that Calliope was writing over in the Canon timeline. Just, heavily, HEAVILY implied that the Candy timeline is -- or at least originated as -- Calliope’s fanfiction as a Muse of Space, and its competition for audience interest with canon is the essential conflict between alt!Calliope and Dirk (or Dirk and Andrew Hussie).

CALLIOPE: so to pUt it simply, getting to experience sUch emotional drama myself was an impossibly enriching experience. CALLIOPE: possibly a first for my species! CALLIOPE: it's actUally qUite interesting, if yoU ROXY: *nudge* CALLIOPE: oh, right. yes. i'm getting a little carried away, haha. CALLIOPE: argh, i'm sorry, this is not how i planned to begin this vital conversation.

Vital conversation? What sorta truth-bombs are coming?

CALLIOPE: but to sUmmarise, what i was trying to say is: CALLIOPE: don't beat yourself Up aboUt it john. CALLIOPE: besides, hUman divorces are even more fascinating than i had ever imagined, and being able to witness yoUrs in motion was an honoUr. CALLIOPE: so i consider Us aboUt even at this point. JOHN: hahaha!!! JOHN: okay, well that's good to know! CALLIOPE: ^u^

Holy SHIT that was savage! And we’ll NEVER know whether or not she really intended it so savagely, either.~

JOHN: so um... JOHN: i hear that there's this big secret thing you wanna tell me about? CALLIOPE: oh right, yes of course! CALLIOPE: let me jUst say first of all how thrilled i am that yoU're on board. CALLIOPE: i wasn't sUre if yoUr natUral inclinations woUld have preclUded yoUr coming to such a place as this, and yet here yoU are. CALLIOPE: this whole endeavoUr will be *so* mUch easier with yoUr help.

Uh oh.

Hopefully babies aren’t involved.

JOHN: oh! well, shucks. JOHN: not really sure what that means but i'm just glad to be of use somewhere, haha. JOHN: which, speaking of somewhere, CALLIOPE: ah right, right. yoU're probably a little cUrioUs as to where the dickens we are. CALLIOPE: how much do yoU know aboUt black holes? JOHN: um... like, the big space things? CALLIOPE: they aren't always big actUally, and in fact their relative smallness is practically their defining qUality. JOHN: oh. CALLIOPE: bUt okay i think we are on the same page. CALLIOPE: so, what if i told yoU that we are inside of a black hole right now.

Oh dear, we’re getting into the canon/noncanon divide?

JOHN: um... JOHN: like, HERE? JOHN: we just transportalized into a black hole? CALLIOPE: no, i mean, what if oUr whole WORLD was inside a black hole. JOHN: ok.

Yeah, that’s gonna be John’s reaction. “ok.” Pretty much inevitable.

CALLIOPE: earth c, or at least oUr version of it, has, from the moment we crossed the victory threshold, been inside a black hole. JOHN: ok. CALLIOPE: and not just any black hole, bUt the very black hole in which the green sUn Ultimately met its demise, allowing oUr victory in the first instance! JOHN: huh! ROXY: ("huh!") ROXY: (rofl my fucking ao egbert) JOHN: (shhhh!)

And Roxy enjoys his non-reaction reactions as much as we do, hehe.

CALLIOPE: bUt, paradoxically, the critical moment which determined its capture within the black hole happened *after* that point. CALLIOPE: i refer of coUrse to yoUr decision not to retUrn to the mediUm and fight my brother. JOHN: wait, wait. JOHN: you mean, the meat and candy thing? JOHN: oh my god. JOHN: you mean i actually DID make a mistake that day. CALLIOPE: well, that's not exactly what that-- JOHN: ugh, i fucking KNEW it! JOHN: i'm so sorry. JOHN: i'm so sorry that i put the earth inside a black hole everyone. ): ROXY: john ROXY: listen ROXY: u have got to get out of this mindset i am begging you JOHN: ):

Yeah shake him out of this shit.

ROXY: your choice literally didnt matter ROXY: the whole thing was symbolic in the first place ROXY: literally symbolic in the case of the picnic i mean come on ROXY: it was just some steak and a plate of candy suckers JOHN: oh. CALLIOPE: i mean, i wouldn't go so far as to say that the meal we shared was unimportant, given the sacred significance of the two options i presented. CALLIOPE: but yes, yoUr choice of snack was infinitely less important than the choice which it presaged. CALLIOPE: and even then, calling it a choice woUld be sorely misleading. CALLIOPE: think of it like a coin flip. CALLIOPE: the series of events that led to Us being trapped beyond the event horizon of an Ubermassive black hole could be considered "tails", while the events which would have occUrred otherwise could be considered "heads". CALLIOPE: since both were possible, and paradox space is the way it is, they actUally both happened. and we jUst "happened" (hee hee) to get tails instead of heads. JOHN: you mean we ended up with the bad possibility. CALLIOPE: not at all! since both possibilities depend on one another's existence, it really doesn't make sense to call them "right" or "wrong". they both just "are". JOHN: o...kay... CALLIOPE: u_u

Yeah, it’s going to take a bit more than that to convince him he didn’t make the “wrong decision”.

CALLIOPE: i realise that this may be a lot to process. CALLIOPE: it's easy to forget that this wasn't obvioUs to everyone from the beginning. CALLIOPE: anyway, the reason i went on this tangent in the first place was to explain that the space we are standing in right now has a special significance, in that it is the location which corresponds to the black hole's singUlarity. JOHN: oh, wow. JOHN: um. JOHN: ok so, sorry if this is a dumb question to ask suddenly, but what does being inside of a black hole actually... mean for us? JOHN: is that bad? JOHN: is it like in movie, um, JOHN: shoot. JOHN: roxy what was that matthew mcconaughey movie from your earth that we watched? ROXY: u mean interstellar JOHN: RIGHT. JOHN: the one with the organ. JOHN: man. i cried at that movie so much. ROXY: lol u can say that again ROXY: iirc at least part of y u got so weepy was the fact that u couldnt believe a version of earth existed where ppl got 2 watch more mcconaughey films than you JOHN: listen. JOHN: i simply don't think you all appreciated the gift you were given. CALLIOPE: i don't believe i'm familiar with this particular film ^u^;; ROXY: oh dont worry cal you didnt miss much JOHN: (gasp)

This is all gold

ROXY: but the important point is that no its not really an interstellar type situation here egbert ROXY: ur not gonna enter a weird time vortex and change the trajectory of a little girls life with the power of love JOHN: aw.

Dammit, now we have to be on the lookout for that possibility. Or it did sort of already happen more than once to John. ...Whatever.

CALLIOPE: to go back to your original question, john. CALLIOPE: it's not strictly speaking "bad" for Us to be inside of a black hole, mUch thoUgh that contradicts most of what anyone knows about them. CALLIOPE: of coUrse, if we had fallen into it, that woUld be a whole other kettle of fish. CALLIOPE: the tidal forces woUld have stretched Us all into spaghetti and then ripped us apart! CALLIOPE: bUt the natUre of oUr arrival was more akin to simply "being" here, sUddenly. one moment we were not, and the next moment we were, and somehow always had been. CALLIOPE: in everyday, practical terms, being inside of a black hole has very little bearing on Us. CALLIOPE: i mean, the natUre of space and time is a little finicky in here, bUt for the most part it doesn't seem to be anything too oUt of the ordinary. CALLIOPE: bUt beyond that, it means that we are sealed away from the rest of existence. CALLIOPE: oUr sphere of inflUence is limited to the sphere of the black hole's bounding horizon. CALLIOPE: as far as everyone else is concerned, we might as well not even exist! JOHN: is there no way we could let anyone know that we're in here...? CALLIOPE: almost certainly not!

No? So this doesn’t have to do with the divide?

CALLIOPE: there are very few ways for anything to escape the kind of predicament that we are in right now. one of them is to be an all-powerfUl being with control over the very fabric of space, with the energy of two Universes at yoUr disposal. CALLIOPE: in which case, escape woUld become rather trivial, if a little Unscientific. JOHN: ok. i am going to assume that we can't just do that. CALLIOPE: yoU've hit the nail on the head, UnfortUnately. U_U CALLIOPE: the method i described was the one employed by my alternate self, who yoU may recall crashed through the event horizon in the body that once belonged to jade harley. CALLIOPE: she departed through a pUnctUre she created in the black hole's surface shortly after consUming my brother, a deed which provided her with the necessary "oomph", and which was frankly rather breathtaking to watch. =u= CALLIOPE: bUt Upon her departUre, the rift closed for good. as far as i can see, there's simply no way for Us to commUnicate with the world oUtside the black hole.

What the heck? Calliope SAW all this? Is this her Muse powers at work, letting her observe these things, or was she there? And John certainly did NOT see ANY of what Calliope just said happen.

CALLIOPE: i woUld certainly be very sUrprised to find oUt that anyone had managed sUch a thing!

So we’re going to find that out if we haven’t already. Maybe something to do with the way Vrissy just conks out narcoleptically?

JOHN: ...right. JOHN: so... let me just get this straight. JOHN: knowing that we're inside of a black hole... does that actually change anything? JOHN: like, can't we just go on living like normal? CALLIOPE: oh absolUtely not. CALLIOPE: i don't know if yoU've noticed john bUt this world is on the brink of a total cataclysm. JOHN: oh.

Um, what?

CALLIOPE: oUr exclUsion from the overarching coUrse of events which governs all reality means that oUr existence here is liable to dramatic and violent Upheaval. CALLIOPE: to pUt it another way, becaUse nothing in here "matters", we are likely to be sUbjected to things which are a bit bats in the belfry, for no reason other than it's totally insignificant to the wider canon of reality. CALLIOPE: and mUch thoUgh i am personally titillated by some of the conseqUences of this predicament, it is a degrading way for Us to live. u_u JOHN: that's... certainly one way to put it, yeah...

No plot-armor for your entire timeline, I guess, yep. Outside of canon, we can imagine and write about ANYTHING happening to the characters, or just drop their existence entirely, much like a doomed offshoot timeline. It’s a plot stability that depended heavily on the threat of Lord English and being trapped in a story, and without it things are bound to see a BIT chaotic (or “degrading” if you view it as subjected to the whims of fanfic writers, certainly).

CALLIOPE: at first, i believed that this was simply necessary. Us playing tails to oUr coUnterparts' heads, the black to their white, and so forth. CALLIOPE: bUt over the years i have come to the conclUsion that this is simply not kosher. ROXY: its total bs is what it is CALLIOPE: right, yes. CALLIOPE: a steaming pile of bUllshite. CALLIOPE: and so we have decided that something needs to be done aboUt it.

Ah fuck. You’re going to regulate non-canon? “Canonize” it? Is the fact that you eventually succeed at whatever it is you’re trying to do part of why we have the story presented to us in this bifurcated structure?

ROXY: this is finally where u come in jegbert ROXY: we gots quests for yous CALLIOPE: hee hee, yes. CALLIOPE: or *a* quest, to be specific. JOHN: oh boy! ROXY: (this fkin nerd i s2g)

Roxy and Calliope setting him on this quest as a Rogue of Void and a Muse of Space feels fitting.

JOHN: i'm not sure how i can go about freeing us from a hellish space prison, but i'm up for giving it a try i guess? JOHN: i have... literally nothing better to be doing at this point. except for maybe hanging out with harry anderson. ROXY: nice save lol

YEAH WE’RE STILL GLOSSING OVER HOW YOU LEFT HIM UNPROTECTED, JERK

ROXY: but u dont need to worry abt busting us outta space jail tbh ROXY: thats not ur problem to fix JOHN: oh. JOHN: i'm... not sure i follow, then. ROXY: i mean yeah ur gonna obvs facilitate it in a sense ROXY: but only by going and busting the person who can actually help us outta normal earth jail CALLIOPE: we need yoU to free vriska from the clUtches of oUr misgUided friend jane, and bring her here, to the singUlarity. ROXY: weve been calling it the plot point CALLIOPE: yes, the plot point is a key part of oUr plan. CALLIOPE: as far as we have been able to sUrmise, the only remaining method for escaping oUr grim confinement depends on leveraging the UniqUe properties of this location to create an event of sUch catalcysmic proportions that it simply cannot be contained within the black hole any more. CALLIOPE: something SO dramatic, so hyper-relevant, that it becomes ontologically impossible for anyone to ignore it. CALLIOPE: for that, we need an individUal of sUfficient narrative cloUt, so to speak. CALLIOPE: and to liberate her, who better than the embodiment of the aspect of freedom itself? CALLIOPE: ... CALLIOPE: phew. okay, i'm finished. CALLIOPE: CALLIOPE: sorry, that took longer than i expected to go throUgh.

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OOooooh, kay.

Whatever this is, it’s going to be really weird and PROBABLY infuriating and/or shippy, and I’m probably not going to like it. Plus it seems like it’s some sort of inverse belated canonization of some other black-hole-rescue theories I went on about at some point. Although, related to that link, “aspect of freedom” if anyone wasn’t paying attention! That’s a (sorta-)canon mention of the purpose of it!

They’re going to attention-wh-- attention-hog themselves out of the black hole so that they’re “considered canon” too, or close enough. Huh.

ROXY: what r u talking about cals that was great ROXY: i could listen 2 u plotsplain for years CALLIOPE: oh you >u< ROXY: fyi this was why i wanted u to get a move on eggbread ROXY: so callie could have more time 2 infodump ROXY: thats love bitchhhhhh JOHN: hahaha. JOHN: ok, well, i think i understood all that?

Love with who? Callie, John, both?

In reality, John isn’t sure what most of this means. But on balance, it feels okay? He’s gone back and forth about a hundred times in the last week about where his place in everything is, so he might as well ride this out. Plus, the last time a Lalonde kind of told him to do something, he thinks that he chose not to, and look where that got him. And it’s not like he has other plans. He may as well do this! It’s at least going to get him involved in things again, if nothing else. He turns to go, and then hears a sound. It’s the sound of feet and knocking on doors, echoed through stone and digital static.

Oh shit. Is Andrew trapped behind some fourth walls behind the curtains.

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Oh RIGHT also that DEVICE is where they want to bring Vriska. Are they going to overturn part of canon itself with a super-retcon thus making this timeline unbelievably relevant or--? Maybe make all the PESTERQUESTS canon or something?! I don’t know. Maybe they’re INTENTIONALLY starting the game like Vriska wanted to??????

Guh, this is something so big that I don’t WANT to theorize about it, do I.

JOHN: did you hear that? ROXY: wha ROXY: oh yeah uh ROXY: i may have messaged rose and kan and jade to check on them too ROXY: so its prob onea them showin up ROXY: they don’t need to know bout all this tho ROXY: we got time to chat with them b4 u go get vriska

No, even if it’s a knock at the somehow-top-level-house-even-under-buried-- oh, right, maybe it’s covering in part a monitoring system that looks up there. But still, part of that sound was DOUBTLESS these two hiding something, all standing in front of the curtain like that.

JOHN: i’ll go stall em. ROXY: thx babe ROXY: oh is it 2 soon for that joke or JOHN: no, weirdly enough, that one’s fine. ROXY: oh good ok see u up there soon!

How is calling your significant other “babe” not cool REGARDLESS of gender?! Like wasn’t that always cool? --Oh wait is it because they’re not together or... but... guh, I don’t know.

Anyway, see y’all after the holidays at least.

#Homestuck #hs2 #Homestuck Liveblog #upd8 #Homestuck^2 #spoiler #spoilers #Roxy Lalonde #John Egbert #Calliope

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you know, i used to say that Egoist or Hi High were my number one favorite kpop songs (it went back and forth, i think i was most vocal about Egoist being my number one but there were times when i felt like it was Hi High), but like... idk... like aside from So What, i feel like i’ve barely listened to Loona at all so far this year, and honestly it’s been like six or seven months, maybe eight or nine, since i regularly listened to Loona every day (again, aside from So What).... i’ve listened to Egoist, a song that i considered my favorite kpop song hands down for the majority of the time i’ve been into kpop, like ten times this year and that’s it... and some of those times were because i had the thought “oh jeez i havent listened to this song in a long time, i should do that... i’m betraying it...”

i wonder if i only kept saying/thinking that egoist is my favorite kpop song because i said it once and i had to stick to it... i think its pretty clear to any mutuals i have that my actual favorite kpop song is something like picky picky though, a song i actually post about all the time and listen to really frequently...

so yeah, there’s no easy way to say this, but it really feels like i’m hanging on to Loona out of a sense of loyalty more than anything else :( it’s hard to put into words but listening to Loona feels kinda different these days. knowing more about how they decided things on the fly and how rushed the selection of the final members was (and how little the members were told) kinda... like... doesn’t it change how you listen to a song like New or Egoist? it certainly gives a lot more context to Yves being really shy in those first loonatvs she was in... and Olivia’s experience with her debut was such a whirlwind, like, she was just kind of thrust into the group... i have soooo much respect for all the members for being able to handle it, and i think it’s a fuckin miracle that it worked and they ended up with twelve incredible members, all of whom are so talented and any group would be lucky to have them, but even still just... some of the fun is lost a little bit for me. and I can’t listen to Everyday I Love You, one of my favorite Loona songs, without thinking of how much Vivi’s potential has been wasted. it turned a song that i have fun while listening to into one that makes me frustrated or sad.

for whatever reason, i feel less of that when listening to ot12 stuff, even if some members get shit for lines, tho tbh, and this is a really hot take and i’m sorry... but i’m really mostly just into their three title tracks (and Favorite i guess), i rarely listen to their bsides.. they don’t hit me the same way, i guess. anyway though it’s the predebut stuff that makes me frustrated or sad. i cant help but empathize and think of what they must be feeling in the predebut era... happiness and excitement sure, but also nervousness, anxiety, stress, etc... the one by one debut concept was novel and it ended up working out in a sense, but at what cost? it was able to work out because the yyxy members were brought in at the last minute, Hyeju literally with only like 24 hours before they were gonna reveal the next member, and with all the changes we know about like Vivi probably being intended to be in OEC and things like that, and trainees that BBC had who for whatever reason ended up being rejected also probably at the last minute in favor of the yyxy members who were brought on... sigh... idk

it feels like it’s getting harder and harder to be a fan of this group, too. as they get more popular and more recognition, the fandom is growing, and with that comes a lot more drama, none of which i particularly care about (aside from the stuff relating to the group itself, as i’ve been talking about). they got their first win, and i was happy at the time, but... i’m worried about their future. it’s not that i wish they didnt get their first win, it’s just... i hope this doesnt make BBC feel validated in overworking and over-controlling them, you know? i want to believe that a lot has changed for the better since after Butterfly, especially when Jaden Jeong left, but we just have no way of knowing that for sure. there’s evidence for both sides, so at the end of the day, all we can do is speculate, and that doesnt really help anything.

it sucks to admit this to myself but i feel like i’m losing interest in this group because of all this. whenever i’ve watched loona content from the So What era, sometimes they do seem happy, but even then there’s this feeling that they’re stressed and tired. are they happy? again, we can only speculate, so it’s best not to, but i cant stop my idiot brain from assuming the worst and picking up on signals that might not even actually be there, it’s just confirmation bias. maybe i only feel like theyre not at 100% because i’m already worried theyre not at 100%, you know? hmmm. also, i just... don’t think i feel the same connection with this group that i used to. maybe i never really did, tbh. they were my first group, my introduction to kpop, and i genuinely love some of their stuff still, but i feel like as i’ve gotten sooooo much more understanding of this whole kpop industry and i can put loona’s discography in context with aaaaaallllllll the other kpop songs i’ve listened to.... i feel like a lot of their stuff hasn’t aged as well as i would want, for me. you know how sometimes you wonder how much of what you like is really stuff you like, and how much is only because other people like it so you subconsciously feel you have to too? well, at first i would have said i genuinely love all of it and i could explain why, but idk i think i was convincing myself of some of it... as ive found more stuff that i genuinely love, it becomes clearer what are my things and what arent, you know? when i only knew 30 kpop songs and had 5 super-favorites, it was easier to overestimate some things, but now that i know hundreds and have a really deep pool of super-favorites, some of that early stuff i found is overshadowed, i guess. maybe egoist isnt as special to me anymore cause like.. at the time, i hadnt heard many kpop songs like it, but now... i have. and some of them do what it does just as well................. if not better............... sigh, i feel like im punching my past self in the gut

if this hurts you to read cause you��re a huge orbit, trust me, i know what you mean, it hurts to admit this. it kinda sucks to realize that you’re slowly losing interest in something you once loved and was incredibly important to you.

oh and by the way, when i talk about losing interest, i dont mean that i dont care about loona anymore lmao, i just mean theyre going from my number 1 or 2 or 3 spot down to like my number 5 or 6 or 7 spot haha, alongside other groups that i like a lot but don’t follow the same way i follow my ults. so like even if i continue feeling this way about them, theyre still one of my favorite groups lol. like i guess i would kinda place them around where i would place twice or another group like that in my top 10? anyway... i just had to get this all off my chest. it started out being a post just about egoist and kinda hi high too, but then i realized i had a lot more to say haha, sorry. hopefully this doesnt upset anyone, idk, i hope you understand where im coming from :(

#ive realized the exact same thing about fromis 9 too.. theyve actually been hit harder by this than loona for me #but thats not as much of an existential crisis lol #for me #long post #really long post #writing #personal #and before anyone says that its not a big deal and i can like whatever i want.... i know that #it kinda is a big deal to me though and genuinely makes me feel like im betraying my roots lol #even tho ive only been into kpop in general since like february 2019 #its been an intense year since then though... in terms of discovery... and my journey into this kpop mess...#so i formed strong attachments really fast

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Here you go, Fox! Hope you like the story :)

.......

“Hey Seán?”

“Hm? What’s up?” Jack asked while the two of you were putting Halloween decorations around the house.

With the holiday approaching fast, you went on a bit of a shopping splurge to get the spookiest decor. Of course, you gave them your own little touch-ups with some magic, although in this day in age you had to keep your secret as a witch under wraps around most people, so you kept your magic use down to a minimum.

You had a unique affinity with magical creatures, especially black cats. Since it was Halloween they started to show up a lot more often in the neighborhood. They would always flock to you upon making eye-contact, sometimes even leading you to places where they kept their litters of kittens. Since you were a “good witch”, you’d bless them to ensure they lived long, healthy lives.

But recently you began to see a peculiar, green-eyed cat with messy fur hanging around the house, watching Jack all the time and following him around whenever he goes out into the streets. He seemed very skittish whenever he looked at you, though, since he’d always run away or vanish into thin air.

You’ve asked Jack about it before, although he always assumed that the neighbors were feeding him and he just hung around the yard because of that.

There was something about that cat that piqued your interest, especially considering you sensed dark magic radiating from it...but curiously enough that magic didn’t show up within it at birth.

You had a hunch it was somehow given to him.

“Have you seen that green-eyed black cat recently? I think I can explain why it’s-”

“[Y/n], I already told you I haven’t fed it at all,” Jack huffed. “Besides I get the sniffles whenever I’m around them. Maybe later I’ll go ask the neighbors to stop feedin’ it so much-”

“He’s lyin’. They don’t feed me shit.”

The sudden, thick, Irish-accented voice made you jump a little, and when you glanced over to the kitchen area, you could see that green-eyed feline sitting on the counter. “Oh! Here he is.”

“Wha--Oh shit! How did you get in here??” Jack rushed over, only for you to put a hand out to stop him.

“Don’t startle him,” you hissed.

“Thanks,” the cat telepathically spoke to you and Jack, whose eyes widened incredulously. “I guess it’s time I have a little chat with ya. I’ve been too nervous to come forward, but yer witchy friend here’s catchin’ on.”

“What the...a-are you talkin’ in my head?!”

“Ya finally figured it out. Congrats..” The cat jumped down from the counter, walking towards you both as you sat down on the floor. Confused, the YouTuber followed suit.

Once the creature was in front of you, he sat back and looked up. “Long story short..my name’s Anti and I was cursed to guard the McLouglin family as a smelly cat for all eternity.”

Jack stared at him in surprise. “Wow, really? Y-You’ve been watching over me all this time?”

“Yeah, I was actually a member of the family once. But some nasty witch cursed me after I failed to protect one of our siblings from her wickedness.”

“Oh..jeez I’m sorry to hear that, Anti.” He frowned, reaching over to lightly pet him, which he accepted as he closed his eyes and purred a little. “You can’t turn back into a human at all?”

“No. But I’ve come to accept it..even though it just....sucks. She’s long dead. But the magic she inflicts remains forever..”

“Maybe there’s something I can do.”

Anti and Jack looked towards you, confused by your words. You smiled and gazed at the cat, reaching over to pick him up and place him in your lap, petting his fur tenderly. “I can’t remove the curse entirely..but I can try to restore your human form.”

He craned his neck to stare up at you. “Really? You must be one of the good witches..”

“A good witch in-training that is,” you chuckled, raising your fingertips which began glowing yellow--almost like gold. “But do you accept my offer?”

“....yes.”

With a sigh, you gently touched his forehead with one of your glowing fingertips, tracing it in a circling pattern as you mumbled a small incantation under your breath. Jack watched in fascination as he saw the glow start to engulf Anti’s body, before it completely enveloped him and caused him to change shape.

You set him on the floor and stood up, backing away. Jack did the same.

Finally, the glow faded and in the cat’s place was a man who looked just like Jack, except for his hair being wilder and messier. He also sported black cat ears, a tail, and claws....

And was also completely naked.

“U-Uhh lemme....getcha something.” Jack blushed as he quickly grabbed a blanket off the couch and handed it to Anti, who wrapped it around himself with gratefulness.

He smiled as he looked at his hand, relieved that it was no longer a cat’s paw, before he touched his face, feeling his beard and cheeks. “I-It’s...It’s been so many years since I’ve been able to talk without freakin’ people out....” Then he gazed at you, tears already forming in his eyes. “Thank ya...ye really are a good witch. They’re so rare I thought I’d never see one again..”

“Well, you wandered into the right house at the right time.” You smiled as you ruffled his hair. “You and Jack probably wear the same-sized clothes. He could find you something to wear.”

“Of course! Come with me, guardian boy!” The YouTuber agreed, smiling, too, before he had Anti follow him to his room.

Meanwhile, you just sighed and gazed at your fingertips, watching the golden sparkles gradually fade away.

Yep. You still had the magic touch.

#clanask #jacksepticeye x reader #antisepticeye x reader #halloween

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8147 · 6 years

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reading hamlet for the first time (act 5: the finale)

masterlist

none of you told me it was going to be this painful . none of you.

a5s1

“Ophelia’s dead.” “Enter CLOWNS!”

Like im sure this has a different meaning in EMA but im gonna make fun of it because it’s fucking hilarious. (future (present? (now past once more (?))) antares coming back to say i did look at nfs and yeah theyre gravediggers)

“First Clown: What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter? Second Clown: The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a thousand tenants.” damn not even just this one quote but these are some depressing clowns

hamlet and horatio!

okay there’s something about all of hamlet’s skull talk that makes me uneasy. like, not even the topic, just something in the words and how earnestly and (pardon my pun) gravely hamlet’s speaking about this. and it’s almost a mournful tune, too. it’s a huge difference from his “we’ll all be eaten by the same worms” speech to the point that it’s almost haunting.

“HAMLET: I will speak to this fellow.” C O N F R O N T

“HAMLET: I think it be thine, indeed; for thou liest in't.” (incomprehensible scribbling)

HAMLET, NOT IN ENGLAND: oh yeah lol he was sent to england huh u know why lmao

wait. did the. did the pirate situation get resolved. before act V.

I mean i think hamlet mentioned something about three years but the pirates are so fucking glossed over like what the fuck

“First Clown: 'Twill, a not be seen in him there; there the men are as mad as he.” HOLY SHIT ROAST THEM JFC

“HAMLET: Let me see. (Takes the skull)” THIS IS THE SKULL SCENE! I fucking KNEW it was bullshit that holding the skull was in the to be/not to be speech. I saw it being presented as such like once or twice while reading and I KNEW IT

hm okay so hamlet picks up this guys skull, of someone he used to know, and sure maybe i could ignore the “those lips i have kissed” but then he goes on to mention alexander the great and i mean come on

but jesus like i feel like im not doing justice to the stuff hamlet’s saying. just, the gravity of it all. Its kinda hitting home a bit hard bc like ive had a crippling fear of what happens after death and being forgotten etc since i was like in fourth grade and this is @ing that phobia

like, with that julius ceasar thing. “O that that earth which kept the world in awe / should patch a wall to expel the winter flaw,” it’s so strange. like, every fucking human who has lived, whether they be emperors, murderers, inventors, peasants, or philanthropists- as long as they weren’t blind, they’ve all looked at the same sky. like. It doesnt matter what the fuck you did or didn’t. It’s wild.

“First Priest: No more be done: We should profane the service of the dead To sing a requiem and such rest to her As to peace-parted souls.” hey i get that there are cultural taboos around suicide but like this guy’s a dick it isnt even clear if it was suicide, like, she was so fucking crazy she might not have even known she was, y’know, in a lake or w/e

laertes, dude, my guy. maybe jumping into a grave is cosmic foreshadowing for something you don’t want to happen to you. js.

“HAMLET: [Advancing] What is he whose grief Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow Conjures the wandering stars, and makes them stand Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I, Hamlet the Dane. (Leaps into the grave)” hamlet is NOT one to be out-extra’d (posting-antares here to say, wait, ‘whose phrase of sorrow conjures the stars? is this my aesthetic-speeches-summon-ghosts theory? probably not, but i havent mentioned it for a while)

“LAERTES: The devil take thy soul! (Grappling with him)” IN A FUCKING GRAVE. THEY ARE FIGHTING. IN A GRAVE.

all because hamlet doesn’t want to be out-extra’d. my god.

“QUEEN GERTRUDE: This is mere madness: And thus awhile the fit will work on him; Anon, as patient as the female dove, When that her golden couplets are disclosed, His silence will sit drooping.” Ah yes gertie just talk about the distraught and angry madman as if he isn’t there. that’ll diffuse the situation.

You know what? We still haven’t discussed the pirates.

a5s2

“HAMLET: So much for this, sir: now shall you see the other; You do remember all the circumstance?” If this isn’t gonna be about the pirates im gonna. scream.

“HAMLET: My fears forgetting manners, to unseal Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio,-- O royal knavery!--an exact command, Larded with many several sorts of reasons Importing Denmark's health and England's too, With, ho! such bugs and goblins in my life, That, on the supervise, no leisure bated, No, not to stay the grinding of the axe, My head should be struck off.” god, though. imagine that. being exiled to another country by the person who killed your father, only to find out that they were going to have you killed, anyways. that’s fucking terrifying. jesus christ.

Damn this idea that pretty handwriting is ~beneath~ nobles confuses me so fucking much. I got called haughty once just because my main handwriting is cursive. I mean, they were right, but their evidence was circumstantial at best.

“HAMLET: That, on the view and knowing of these contents, Without debatement further, more or less, He should the bearers put to sudden death, Not shriving-time allow'd.” Hamlet’s Revenge.

but also, what the fuck, dude. two wrongs dont make a right.

damn i kinda lost myself while reading but it really doesn’t sound like hamlet’s insane anymore. Like he’s… tempered himself. he doesn’t feel insane, just solemn.

“OSRIC: Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark. HAMLET: I humbly thank you, sir. Dost know this water-fly?” goddamn ROAST HIM HAMLET (also what a fucking mood)

Osric put on your fucking ha--

The wind is

The wind is northerly

“HAMLET: No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is northerly.” I remember someone saying that this is important

Okay here: “HAMLET: I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.”

oh no

Osric just wear ur fucking hat u doof

“OSRIC: Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry,--as 'twere,--I cannot tell how. But, my lord, his majesty bade me signify to you that he has laid a great wager on your head: sir, this is the matter,-- HAMLET: I beseech you, remember-- (HAMLET moves him to put on his hat)” excuse me a WAGER

but alas all hamlet cares about is osric’s fucking hat

“HAMLET: What's his weapon? OSRIC: Rapier and dagger. HAMLET: That's two of his weapons: but, well.” hamlet u sarcastic little shit i love you

I mean so is horatio. I love him too.

This stuff with the competition is. not gonna end well. not at well.

“HAMLET: I do not think so: since he went into France, I have been in continual practise: I shall win at the odds. But thou wouldst not think how ill all's here about my heart: but it is no matter.”

hamlet no. listen to your heart or whatever. jesus christ don’t do it.

“HORATIO: Nay, good my lord,--” HAMLET LISTEN TO HORATIO

Ohhh hamlet

okay reading what laertes said, you know what? i’m giving laertes one last chance. please do not prove me a fool, laertes.

everything is giving me mad anxiety. e v e r y t h i n g.

claud’s speech is insanely sketchy

“KING CLAUDIUS: [Aside] It is the poison'd cup: it is too late.” One, so that’s why it was sketchy. Two, the POISONED CUP?

IT’S TOO LATE?

Gertie’s. Dead.

Shit, shit, shit

“LAERTES: [Aside] And yet 'tis almost 'gainst my conscience.” YES! SO PLEASE! STOP FIGHTING!

“LAERTES wounds HAMLET; then in scuffling, they change rapiers, and HAMLET wounds LAERTES.” Oh no oh no oh jeez eheu they’re hurting each other, shit, fuck,

“LAERTES: ...woodcock…”

“KING CLAUDIUS: She swounds to see them bleed. QUEEN GERTRUDE: No, no, the drink, the drink,--O my dear Hamlet,-- The drink, the drink! I am poison'd. (Dies)” one, i love how claud is desperatley trying to stick to the plan, its almost adorable in a childish sort of way. two, oh god. ohhh god. gertie.

Oh no.

this is the bloodbath. THIS IS THE BLOODBATH.

BODY COUNT: 1

“HAMLET: The point!--envenom'd too! Then, venom, to thy work. (Stabs KING CLAUDIUS)” ...

BODY COUNT: 2

wait and hamlet’s on death row, as with laertes. Oh no.

“LAERTES: He is justly served; It is a poison temper'd by himself. Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet: Mine and my father's death come not upon thee, Nor thine on me. (Dies)’ oh my god already??? I haven’t even really accepted king claud’s death?? jesus christ??

My friend just sorta nudged me and asked if i was alright and i. I’m not. i’m in shock. goddamn. what?

BODY COUNT: 3

goodness thats three in like less than thirty seconds JESUS CHRIST

“HAMLET: Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee.I am dead, Horatio.” that’s chilling. just, the poignancy. that’s so fucking spectral. i’m not okay.

“HORATIO: Never believe it: I am more an antique Roman than a Dane: Here's yet some liquor left.” No no no on no nononon NO NO oh my god are you going to-

“HAMLET: As thou'rt a man, Give me the cup: let go; by heaven, I'll have't. … If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart Absent thee from felicity awhile, And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain, To tell my story.” hey i’m crying in study hall. i’m actually crying. what the fuck. I don’t cry unless i’m thinking about that one pair of 18th century shoes with the really good photo quality (transcribing-antares here. I fucking love those shoes. I’m looking at them right now and they’re so fucking beautiful. they look how velvet feels, which is odd, bc they're apparently silk. I don’t care they’re just so fucking lovely)

F O R T I N B R A S?

“HAMLET: O, I die, Horatio; The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit.” I’ve identified my emotion. Dread. pure, unadulterated Dread.

for all of you that’ve listened to the penumbra podcast: do you remember the concierge, right before final resting place, saying “you do realize you can just like, leave, and everything will be hunky dory and you won’t have to deal with the emotional consequences this episode will bring you” because i’m seriously considering doing that right now.

“HAMLET: The rest is silence. (Dies)” shit. (posting-antares here to say that i forgot to do the body count but honestly im crying while formating because of this goddamn fucking 400 year old play)

“HORATIO: Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince…” oh god. horatio.

“Good night sweet prince…”

(yet again tis transcribing-antares here to say that im fucking sobbing right now, the shoes are no match for this, and ‘goodnight sweet prince’ is actually never going to leave my head.) (editing-antares here to say im fucking crying again god fucking damn it) (posting-antares back again saying that this fucking line. this line. my god.)

“HORATIO: What is it ye would see? If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search.” oh, horatio. god. that isn’t something said without tears staining your skin and a bitter tone hard-won, not that its possession is a victory.

oh my god. this can’t. no. this can’t end like this. What. no. people must have rioted. No. no!!

i typically hate it but i would GLADLY accept a deus ex machina right about now!!

okay my friend just took my phone away from me and shut it off because i kept on trying to scroll past the end

jesus christ

okay so i’m not going to be okay for like, several eternities, so im going to play the sims until i. until i die, probably. my god.

masterlist

#shush antares #antares reads hamlet #thE PIRATES WERE NEVER ADDRESSED #also im crying but im STILL ANGRY #mostly in shock tho

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Solis Part 5

An orange and yellow glow of an eastward sunset, shone over the sandy beach. A large hideaway full of lights blasted music. The synthetic sounds moved through my ears. The feeling of slightly sandy bamboo under my paws as I looked under this hideout, on the far side a full bar serving glowing drinks.

I looked around to see familiar yet aging faces, a few with their spouses as well. I wanted to try to talk to someone, but I felt so out-of-place here. This gut feeling that I'd rather be back at my ship. All other parties I've been to have been full of CEOs looking to talk business with me, not people catching up with their lives.

I moved carefully and quickly across the floor, making my way to the bar. Away from the humans and anthros dancing, talking, and laughing. Drinks, food, phones, all of them in their hands and paws. Groaning, I set myself at the bar, small blue and orange flames coming out around it.

"Anything you want?" The human bartender asked me, wiping the counter down from the last set of drinks served. The flames reflecting in its shine.

"Umm yeah, just give me a mountain jungle." I ask him quietly, looking around seeing who I could approach. My tail flicking gently behind me.

"Mhmm alright, don't do anything stupid now."

"I can handle my drink." He starts to mix liquids, pouring this glowing brown and purple drink. Honestly hated how this thing looked, but the deep fruity flavors from Venus just hit everything right. Along with a hit of alcohol. Downing it, I could feel the burn in my throat. Putting the shot down I shake my face a bit.

As the shock of the drink wore off, I heard a voice at the other end of the bar. "Vex? That you? Where have you been all these years?" The booming voice startled me as I turn around to see a beastly sized human. Tanned skin and a dark blonde hair, he sets a beer down on the counter as he looked to me.

"Mhnn.. Kenneth right?" I asked, as I wasnt to sure on who this person was. To my surprise his eyes lit up, lifting his bear up in almost a celebration. "You remember! I'm kinda surprised to see you in a joint like this, how the hell did you get here?" He asks me, acting like we were longtime friends. Truthfully I only knew him from being occasional partners in group work.

"Well, the promise of free alcohol is usually a good way to get me out." I say with a half-joking laugh, even though that really was the reason I was out here.

"Cant argue with that I guess, what have you been up to man!" He takes a sip, turning the chair toward me as I prepared for an uncomfortable conversation. And as I tried to think of a convenient lie to tell him, as most of my work wasnt exactly legal.

"I uh, do mostly free-lance retrieval. Ship goes down in the jungle, or some other place say on Earth or Mars I retrieve the data and whatever valuables I can find for the client."

He nodded his head, at least pretending to be interested in what I was saying. "Mhmm okay, can seen a bit dangerous. You go into those jungles often?"

"I can yeah, was just in there the other day. Ran into slashers." His eye widened as he drank, looking like he was going to spit. "Salshers?! The hell kinda items are you retrieving?"

"Special ones, good pay though."

"I bet, I'm finishing up a degree in engineering. Not a masters or anything, but its gonna get me a good job on a few cargo ships. Already a job lined up for when I'm out on an Earth bound freighter."

I nod, listening to his plans for life. Even if I was going to find someone to help me, it wasnt gonna be him.

"Nice seein ya Vex!" He gives me a pat on the shoulder, taking another drink. "You take care out in those jungles!"

"I'll try my best."

As he left to mingle with others, I kept an eye out. Others coming to say hello to me, and wanting to see what I've been up to. No one heard from me after graduation, one even thought I died. Which I can thankfully say I havent. However, one did catch my eye.

A brown and cinnamon furred coyote, almond-shaped icy eyes. Short not quite petite build. She strutted over in some casual clothing, over to the bar asking for a normal drink. Her name.. what was her name?

"Just have a cola please." She asked in a softer voice to the bartender, as he poured her a fuzzy drink. "Dont have a ride home?" He asks her as she shakes her head, sipping the drink.

She looked to me, a bit of shock in her eyes. "Vex?" She asks, setting down the drink. "That you? I never expected-"

"Yes, it's me surprisingly." I interrupted, I was honestly getting tired of the question. "I didn't expect to be here either, yet I am!"

She smiles a bit, taking another drink. "It's good to see you though, highschool wasnt easy on you so it's good to see you here and looking decent."

I felt awkward from the compliment, I was far from decent really. This old clothing I had was well below what most people were wearing, stained and muddied up from exploring planets. "Thanks I guess." I look away shyly, I wasnt here for this small talk. I hated this small talk shite!

"Oh jeez, you don't remember who I am do you?" She cocks her head, a sly smile almost laughing as she lifts her drink. "Friday remember? Friday Tisek?"

The name rushed back as I raised a finger, waving it a bit. "That's right, shite what did your parents do?"

"Own a ship building company, BlueStar?" It all started coming back. While everyone was rich in my school, it was private after all, she was the rich of the rich. I mean hell, her parents sold ships and tech to the government and military sometimes. They had money, and of course that came with the thought of her being above everyone else. Come to think of it.. this may be what I need.

"Right right, been on a few I believe, umm." I snap my fingers, thinking of the class of ship I was on. "Nova liners? They're a subsection right?" I ask her, my face puzzled.

She shakes her head, paws facing me as I had her interest. "Not really, they're more in good faith with mine. We occasionally share details, but that's about it really."

I nod, pretending I understood the business jargon of it all. "Ah, because I was on a cruise liner once for a trip around Mars. Very formal business you see."

Scoffing, she takes a moment to chew on some ice, swirling the rest around in her glass. The little spheres dancing about in the fizzy soda. "What kind of business do you run to take a line around Mars?" I told her it was mostly retrieval, leaving out my activities beyond the asteroid belt.

"Interesting, maybe you'd be up for some work for my father?" My ears perked, a job opportunity with some powerful friends with even more powerful friends? I'm all paws in.

"What kind of work is it?" I ask, leaning forward.

"You said retrieval right?"

"I did."

"My father is holding a party for business associates and the like, seeing how you're a fan of them why don't you swing by. This weekend, I can forward you the details."

I groan, not another party. I'd prefer she just give me his details, and not dance around the point.

"Any more information you can give me?" I tried to pry from her, hoping shed give.

"Hmm," She looked around the room, making sure no one was listening in. "Since you said retrieval, my father has bugged about something. Under Iceland."

"Iceland?" My ears perk, whatever what could be so important in Earth's frozen north. Especially some island no one has lived on in centuries.

"Yes Iceland, I can't talk about it too much in the open." She tells me, looking around the patio to all the faces.

"Care to come back to my ship after this? I'd like to know a bit more before committing."

Groaning, she reluctantly agrees to come with me back to my ship. Honestly I wasnt a fan either, but a job is a job no matter who it's from.

We ordered a few more drinks, her another soda me some more alcohol. She tried small talk again, but honestly once business was over I had a hard time feeling it.

"No idea how you're able to handle drinks like that." She starts. "Last time I had alcohol I nearly threw it up."

"Well, I mean I guess I'm just used to it. Always mixed the stuff myself."

"Might've been the problem, I just had straight whatever it was. Burned the whole way, tasted terrible." She waves a paw, drinking from the soda.

I gave a slight chuckle, sipping on my drink. "Drinking straight was your first problem, gotta ease into it. Youd probably like something that has more taste to it than alcohol. Let's try something more customizable, and good for this beach."

I order her a margarita, an old drink from Earth. Making sure the bar tender only put in a hint of alcohol. Trying it her eyes lit up, maybe not from taste however. "Well it's not terrible, kinda salty though." She licks her lips, her canine tongue trying to get the salty taste out of her mouth.

"That's cause they salt the rim, after this one you want another without the salt?" She stops to think about my question, swirling the drink in her paws. Occasionally tapping a claw. "Sure why not, can't go that bad could it?" Taking another sip, she agreed to it. Leading to a long night ahead of us.

Unsurprisingly a lightweight, me and Friday probably drank for another hour. Or two. Getting a bit heavier and heavier, making the rest of the night an uneasy blur.

The things I do remember, I remember walking or more practically stumbling along the beach. As the sun set over the mountains beyond, the only light coming from the city and the party itself. Mine and Friday's paws sinking into the damp sand as we walked along.

Occasionally she touched a paw against mine, laughing at the smallest of things. One thing I'll give alcohol is I feel dumb enough to talk openly to people. A real confidence booster that one, although it very well leads to trouble for me.

As we stumbled back to the ship, I let her in. Making sure BB kept his AI mouth shut. From here things got really blurry, and I certainly don't remember talking about a job opportunity with her father.

#furry #furry fandom #scifi #fiction #space #story #SolisPart5

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>KUANFU: Bother Alexar.

After Kuanfu starts bragging about sleeping with Kyviar, one of Alexar's terrifying exes - and matesprit at that time - in the public chat, Alexar gets curious and tries to ask Kua his name and age. Kua responds by lying, requesting the same - and taking it to PMs when Alexar won't give him the answers he wants.

-- ayeayeCaptain [AC] is now messaging grantonCleaver [GC]! --

AC: haha, holy shit, what a name. GC: {uh} AC: i was totally going to make a joke, but you know what, dude? no. no, that's pretty cool. AC: good on you. bloodthirsty.. but adorable. adorabloodthirsty? man, my name feels totally lame, now. AC: but wait, shit, let's stay on topic. AC: how are you? GC: {uh} GC: {im fine} GC: {just you know} GC: {chillin} GC: {uh how about you} AC: awww, dude. am i making you nervous? because that is, like, totally not my intentions here. i am sorry. AC: i am currently raiding a boat! i should be doing paperwork while i am stuck down here, but. well. AC: there's nothing like the wind in your hair and blood on your deck, right? GC: {dude i dont think i know your name beyond kua and weve had like one conversation} GC: {i dont know why youre messaging me right now} AC: huh, the uh's cleared up pretty quick. AC: and i am pretty sure we have had way more than one conversation, dude. AC: isn't that why you were asking my name? GC: {pretty sure we havent} GC: {and i was just curious} AC: dude, you are so rude. like, on every level. and i know i should not take it personally, but at the same time, i am kind of hurt, considering i have been nothing but really friendly and helpful. AC: what flarp group are you part of?(edited) GC: {uh i dont remember its been ages and we changed captains and names a ton} GC: {i think once we were something like the raging boars once or something or other} GC: {yknow just flarp stuff} GC: {why} AC: because kyviar was kind of a huge fucking monster, so it's sort of weird anyone was hanging around discussing her schticks. AC: or did you all just, like, have a thing for genocidal mutants?(edited) GC: {well i mean you sort of answered your own question} GC: {she was a huge fucking monster who was a genocidal mutant} GC: {so you tell me how that didnt get the fuck around} AC: i gotta say, i never sat around talking about what the leviathan's get are up to, with their giant murder snake. everyone's always just been like "oh, shit, it's a giant snake and their horrible owner!" AC: not, like, "oh, damn, let's discuss the means of their murdering everything they can put their pink hands on!" AC: but don't get me wrong, that's a cool hobby. AC: what all did you hear about her? GC: {uh well} GC: {first of all i dont really see why youre asking me about all of this like i was just a shitty pirate flarper okay like i did that for a few sweeps and then ducked out and now i work in a bakery} GC: {second of all well i mean i heard a bunch} GC: {heard she was a mutant and wasnt afraid of it and usually tried to get people to kill her i heard she slaughtered nearly every town she went through unless they could pay up money} GC: {heard she liked to paint things black to match her blood and set shit on fire} GC: {you know the basics} AC: i don't know, dude. why'd you ask me my age and name, then refuse to give yours? AC: it makes people curious! GC: {because i was trying to remember if she had any allies or anything and that was what like} GC: {ages ago or something right} AC: and oh jeez, that's a lot. holy shit, you're a big fan. probably for the best you never met her, she'd have been so mad. GC: {at least three sweeps before she disappeared off the waters} GC: {didnt she get killed or something} GC: {its a bit murky} AC: haha, where'd you hear that? GC: {rumors} AC: nah, dude, she's totally still tooling around in space, like everyone our age. and she totally had allies! loads and loads of them. AC: but i guess that didn't get put down on your creepy fansites, right? GC: GC: {seriously?} AC: uhhh. AC: i said like three things there, dude. GC: {shes still fucking alive?} AC: haha, why do you care? GC: {shes a blackblooded mutant who got her kicks off of pirating and killing people the fact that shes still kicking it is baffling}(edited) AC: half of us got our kicks off of pirating and killing people, i just don't think that's very outstanding. GC: {you know what i mean} AC: you know what, i totally don't. AC: could you explain? GC: {wow okay fine} GC: {let me bold it} GC: {blackblooded mutant} GC: {still alive} GC: {kicking it} AC: because just between the two of us, i have to admit, i kind of am sur AC: oh shit, hold on, someone gave this pupa a gun and that's just unnecessary. GC: {haha what} AC: there we go! AC: sorry, we are back from these brief technical difficulties. AC: and it's not that weird, dude, she shouldn't have even got out of the caverns. GC: {did you just cull the shit out of a pupa while talking to me} AC: but tell you what! since you are such a fan, and you are so flabbergasted, i will AC: AC: what the fuck, no. AC: why would you even ask that? GC: {i am currently raiding a boat! there's nothing like the wind in your hair and blood on your deck, right? } AC: what sort of an asshole kills pupas? GC: {kyviar did and didnt you bang her} AC: no, i put him in the hold, and someone will put his lusus in there with him when they find it. jeez. AC: what i was going to say, before you hopped on that awful train of thought, was: AC: tell you what, i bet i could totally get you her autograph for your weird planetary fanclub, if you want. GC: {uh} GC: {sure why not} AC: great! who should she sign it to? GC: {just do gc that works well enough} AC: yeah, no, i am not going to go up to her and be like hey, please don't shoot me, i have a great idea! why don't you sign this photo and put it to gc? AC: i definitely am not going to smudge out a line and make it ac, so i can keep it on my mantle like a creep. AC: that is just something i would never do. GC: {fuck fine okay} GC: {put down something like idk} GC: {ronado} AC: you want an autograph from her to.. a fake name. AC: okay, wow, you are just steadily making this weirder. GC:{oh yeah sure im making this weird!} AC: i did not think that was possible, but that's okay. you've achieved it. good job, i think, except imagine I am totally saying that in the most concerned way possible. AC: jeez, dude, can't you even let me fujoshi transcribing before you're interrupting? GC: AC: finish. GC: {fu} GC: {fujoshi} GC: {okay so now youre the one making it weird here} AC: look, it gets ahead of itself, sometimes. GC: {you just took it into weird territory} AC: why do you even know what that word means? GC: {should i be getting an ash in here to help moderate things i feel like im being poorly pitchflirted with now} AC: i don't know what it means. AC: also, ew. i am sixteen, thanks. GC: {yeah so youre only sixteen} AC: only sixteen? AC: well, shit, how old are your usual pitchflirts? GC: {uh like ten and up usually} GC: {i dont date pupas} AC: haha, wow, i thought you were a pupa, dude. AC: are you saying you are not actually eight? GC: {no im not eight thank you very much} AC: so you are older than ten. AC: but younger than sixteen? GC: {why do i feel like im getting interrogated here} GC: {quit it!} GC: {why are you so interested in me!} AC: well, you accused me of terrible pitchflirting, dude. if that's the case, i can actually pitchflirt, and defend my pitchy honor, but i will feel morally questionable if you're under eleven.(edited) AC: that is just my own personal standards. GC: {take your pitchflirting elsewhere} GC: {im good in my quads} GC: {thank you im flattered youre interested} GC: {hit me up in like a sweep or two maybe ill have a free quad then idk idek} AC: haha, okay, you're making this weird again. GC: {you made it weird} AC: but i am starting to think that's your specialty, so that's okay. AC: you accused me of pitchflirting, man. badly. AC: all i am doing is asking questions about someone who is a creepy fan of someone that i knew, and attempting to further the fun social connection we have built. AC: after all, you have my name, my age, my creepy pirate pal's name, and my hobbies, i just thought it would be nice to know something about you, too. GC: {ok how about this we just kind of take all of this weird pitchflirty goodness and shove it into a box and close up the box and duct tape it shut and i dont know} AC: doubledots sad underscore face doubledots GC: {throw it into an industrial blender and move on} GC: GC: {what} GC: {double dots} AC: holy shit, how can i pitchflirt with you over the internet? i am not even fucking with you, i am genuinely curious. GC: { :_(: ?} GC: {oh wait} AC: like, i don't know what you look like. you could be hideous. GC: { :sad_face: }(edited) AC: no, you know - AC: yes! GC: {it doesnt fucking work} AC: yes, so why do you keep assuming it? GC: { :cry: } GC: {is that what youre trying to make} GC: {because its : cry :} AC: i don't want it crying. you do not, sadly, invoke that much emotion. GC: {also what did i just fucking say} AC: i want it frowning. GC: {put the weird pitchflirting in the box and sacrifice it to the blender} GC: {no if ands or buts} AC: AC: AC: i am not AC: AC: i am genuinely just very thrown right now! i don't even know what to say! like, honestly, i am supposed to be checking the last areas, but instead, i am standing here, one hand on my mouth, kind of just marvelling at the sheer levels of what the fuck i am feeling right now. GC: {what did i just fucking say} AC: i am not pitchflirting, holy shit. AC: what do i have to do to convince you this is entirely platonic overtures of friendship and camadery? GC: {stop being weird at me} AC: okay, fine. AC: are you going to continue hiding your name like a huge weird coward? GC: {whats yours} AC: mighty. GC: {ronado} AC: dude, you flat out admitted that is not your name. GC: {dont fucking diss my name} AC: so now we have moved onto weirdo coward who can't lie. GC: {what the fuck} AC: that is cool, i will totally just ask someone else. i'm sure someone in here knows it, right? GC: {ill go asking around too why dont i} AC: yes, sure, go ask aa. i have been pretty consistent with the mighty thing. given, you know, it is my name. AC: it's funny how not lying works.

Kuanfu does, in fact, go to ask someone else - Merrem, over in #highbloods.

AC: hey, what's gc's name? AC: if you don't know who that is, he is one of the greens.(edited) CC: who. AC: iunno, he's one of the jades! hackon cleaver. AC: wait, no, it has a g. AC: grafting cleaner? AC: grafting.. cleaver. AC: there we go, that sounds right. CC: ...huh. CC: no fucking idea who that is. CC: let me go and back read that for you. CC: aint like ive got a thing to do thats better. CC: ...why you wanna know? AC: see, this is why you are my favourite person in this chat, as of this exact moment, right now. AC: he keeps asking me questions and then, like, refusing to answer mine? it's really rude. AC: and weird. AC: he also said i am pitchflirting, and, wow, no. how are you supposed to pitchflirt on the internet, merrem? AC: it just doesn't work. AC: that's how you end up in a back alley with scabies. AC: that is a bad end. CC: damn. CC: aint that some flattery. CC: you sure he aint flirting pitch with you, and trynna accuse you of the same? CC: cause its sounding like it. CC: and alexar. BI: Scabbies... that's a new one. :thinking: BI: You leave social circles for like, two whole minutes and you miss out on all sorts of new things. CC: like the scabies? AC: god, i hope not! AC: or i guess it could be i hope so, if he's attractive, but, like, he stuttertypes. i just don't know if i can hate a man that stuttertypes. AC: and yeah, scabies are a real danger to shady internet hookups, i am told.

The discussion of scabies, shady internet hookups, and whether or not BI/Bijoux is a pale floozy continues, but in PMs:

GC: {sure why not} GC: {wait which aa} AC: uh, the brown one? GC: GC: {which aa} GC: {i think theres two brown ones} AC: AC: wow, brown is an uncreative colour. AC: the one with the really shitty quirk, dude. AC: are you a dude? GC: {theres like a billion trolls that are red or brown or yellow} GC: {also they both have shitty quirks} GC: {and yeah} GC: {im a dude} AC: and you're a jade? seriously? GC: {yeah} GC: {so what its not so weird} GC: {im living with another male jade right now} AC: uh, no, it totally is weird, sorry. GC: {or well not right now right now im somewhere else at this exact moment but you get what i mean} GC: {what} GC: {no its not} AC: are you sure you're not actually teal? AC: or olive, those blend together, too, i guess. GC: {uh yeah no im pretty sure im jade} GC: {like right smack middle jade} AC: huh. GC: {like this is our standard chrome for jade jade} AC: post pics, because that totally sounds like bullshit, and i am betting you are actually teal. AC: which, it's okay to be teal, dude. AC: is it an ugly colour? yes. GC: {only if you post pics first} GC: {im not fucking teal} GC: {im jade} AC: but it's your colour, so you should embrace it. GC: {super jade} AC: of course you are, dude. GC: {jade as jade can be} AC: i am just saying, it's okay to have a little green in your veins. it doesn't mean you're not blue. GC: {im jade} AC: doubledots sigh doubledots GC: { :sigh: } GC: {listen you fucking suck at this}(edited) GC: {thats not a real emoji either} AC: at least i am trying to accept myself for who and what i am, a proud cobalt who cannot use a computer, unlike some of us. AC: that is a cutting reference to the fact you hate your own blood colour, by the way. GC: {what are you illiterate or something} AC: or are ashamed. GC: {i dont hate my blood color} AC: shame is an option, too, i guess. GC: {okay hold up asshole} AC: more sad, but. GC: {hold on} GC: {because fuck you fuck you is why}

--grantonCleaver sent fuckyouiswhy.png, of a picture of his unbandaged hand that got spiked during his fight with Hadean. It's looking a bit gross because you know, WOUNDS but it's clean and also unmistakably jade.--

AC: huh! AC: nice filter. is that a wound the nine sweep old gave you, or are you fighting with other pupa's, too? GC: {oh holy shit} GC: {i just gave you photographic proof} GC: {and youre still calling shit on me} GC: {kua} AC: what can i say, i know enough about computers to call bullshit when i see it. AC: and i just don't think i know you well enough to be on a last name basis, dude, i am going to have to ask you to stick to mighty. GC: {might fucking sucks} GC: {so does kua} GC: {get better names} AC: wow! AC: at least i have names. AC: did you have everyone on your ship call you ronado, too? GC: {yeah absolutely} AC: man. so cabin jade ronado. that's kind of a mouthfeel. AC: can i call you ronnie? GC: {weird but sure} AC: was the work hard? GC: {uh on my flarping ship?} AC: yes, being a cabin boy.(edited) GC: {wasnt a cabin boy thank you very much} GC: {it was good and hard yeah no different than being on any other flarping pirate ship} AC: hahaha AC: suuuure. AC: what did they call it, then? ive only been on real ships, so i don't know the terms. AC: deck swabbed? AC: lookout? GC: GC: {its literally the same terms} GC: {literally the exact same terms}(edited) AC: uh, no, sorry. AC: maybe they tell you that, to make you feel better about playing pretend. GC: {i was first mate asshole} AC: huh. AC: so a glorified cabin boy. GC: {ok now youre being a dick and stupid} AC: you're right, alexar. that was just me being a total bulgemunch, and it is also a sign that i should probably go sit down, take a breather and wash this blood off, because it is unkind of me to take my frustrations out on you, an innocent, complete stranger on the internet. AC: it is wrong, and i am sincerely apologetic for having done so, dude. AC: so, like, light. GC: GC: {uh light}

-- ayeayeCaptain [AC] is no longer messaging grantonCleaver [GC]! --

-- ayeayeCaptain [AC] is now messaging grantonCleaver [GC]! --

AC: also, i totally do know you, you dumb fuck.

-- ayeayeCaptain [AC] is no longer messaging grantonCleaver [GC]! --

#c:alexar #c:kuanfu

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Innocent Part 2:(Finished) Joker x reader Warning:Smut & cursing ———————————————————— -intro- Y/N's fall break is over and she returned back to New York and honestly, she was glad to be back. She had roughly three more months until she graduated college and had to move to California for her new job as an occupational therapist. Parker asked a lot about the man she was with.. obviously Y/N didn't tell her it was the one and only Joker. Y/N didn't even reply to the text message she got from him.. since she didn't reply to that text message she got: Unknown number:" Why aren't you answering me, baby doll?" -J Unknown number:"Am I gonna have to punish you Y/N?" -J Unknown number:"Just wait till daddy sees you next princess." -J Luckily, when Joker sent the last message Y/N was already out of Gotham and almost home. ———————————————————— (Four years have past since that last text message) -Y/N was currently running around her apartment looking for her car keys, when her phone goes off- Y/N:"Fucking hell, I don't have time for this.." (nickname) mumbles -Y/N picks up her phone without looking at whose calling- Parker:"Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N!!! WHY IN THE HELL HAVENT YOU BEEN ANSWERING YOUR TEXT MESSAGES? I HAVE IMPORTANT SHIT TO TELL YOU!" Y/N:"Hi Parker, how's your day been? Good? That's great, how's my day been so far? Complete shit.." Parker:"Get salty with me one more damn time and I'm flying to Cali and kicking your ass. So why in the hell didn't you answer your messages? I thought you were kid napped and sold to the black market!" Y/N:"Always so dramatic.." y/n mumbles " I lost my car- fuck nevermind I found it.." Parker:"Where were your car keys now (nickname)?" Y/N:"My back pocket.." -Parker is dying of laughter over the phone- Y/N:"Yeah yeah yeah, what's so important?" Parker:"IM GETTING MARRIED!" -If Y/N had been drinking water she'd choke on it, so instead she choked on air- Y/N:"Uhh.. who are you getting married to?" Parker:"Now (nickname), don't freak out.." 'Oh good lord..' Parker".. it's the Joker. I SWEAR HES NOT WHAT EVERYONE THINKS!" -Y/N drops her phone- Y/N:"Awe fuck!" Y/N mumbles Parker:"Hello? Y/N?" Y/N:"Sorry, I dropped my phone.. did you say the Joker? In the prince of crime.. the person who kills for fun.. is abusive.. i don't know crazy? I thought he was dating that Harley chick?" Parker:"Listen, I told you he isn't like that with me! He treats me like a princess (nickname)! And I'd really appreciate if you both meet, you're both the most important people in my life!" 'Well I already fucking met him..not in the mood to do it again.' Y/N signs:" Park, I'm really busy at my job-" Parker:"Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N, you ARE coming to my wedding and you ARE meeting my fiancé!" 'What the hell is with the whole name calling shit?' Y/N:"When's the fucking wedding, Parker?" Parker:"Don't get mad at me Y/N! I should be the one who is-" Y/N:"PARKER JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION! I HAVE FUCKING THINGS TO DO.. LIKE I DONT KNOW WORK!?" Parker:"Is the monthly thing in town,Y/N?" -Y/N says profanities under her breath- Parker:"Okay okay, jeez. It's in a week..before you get even more pissed off on why I didn't tell you like a month again, it's because J didn't want to tell anyone-" -Y/N ends the call- ———————————————————— -Time skip to the day of the wedding- -3rd person- -Y/N arrives late and walks into the church with a black and gold dress, sitting in the back of the church- Joker instantly notices Y/N and purrs when he sees her -Y/N looks around trying to find people she knows and finds Alexander; she notices that there is a spot open by him and sits by him- Y/N:"This seat taken?" Y/N whispers, smiling at Alex Alex:"It is now. How've you been (nickname)?" Alex says throwing an arm around her Y/N:"I've been okay how about y-" -Y/N was interrupted by the wedding music- Joker growls when Y/N hasn't look at him once and is breathing heavy when he sees the boy next to her has his arm around her waist -Time skip to the 'I do's- Frost:"Do you Joker take Parker Y/L/N as your wife as you both shall live?" -Joker looks at Y/N and sees she's giggle of what the boy said; then all hell breaks loose- ———————————————————— Joker:"Princess." J growls Parker:"Ye-" Joker:"Not you!" J yells and looks at Y/N -Y/N lifts an eyebrow- Joker:"Remember what I'd told ya four years ago, baby doll?" Y/N:"No, not exactly. I mean it was four years ago!" Y/N sasses Parker:"Y/N.. what's J talking about?" Joker:"Ohh Parker Parker Parker, you thought I actually loved you?" J laughs "Four years ago when you brought your sister to my club I was almost about to fuck her, that is until you ruined it." J growls "So, I used you to get my girl back. Plus.." J purrs "I still owe her a dress" By the time Joker finished his little rant Y/N had smoke coming out of her ears.. shits about to go down (A/N: Kevin Hart anyone?😅) Parker:"So he's the one you hooked up with at the club! Why the hell didn't you tell me Y/N!" Park yells Y/N:"Ohh i don't know, maybe because he's a criminal and a psychopath!" (Nickname) says while pointing at J -J pouts- 'Shit, he looks hot when he p- WOAHHH. Not the time to get all horny Y/N.. not the time' -Y/N gets up and leaves the church, mumbling how she knew it would be a bad idea coming here- Joker growls and follows Y/N Parker:"JOKER, IF YOU FOLLOW HER WE'RE DONE!" Joker:"You're lucky i didn't kill you yet. We never a thing, Parker." J growls and catches up to Y/N ———————————————————— Joker:"Where do you think you're going Princess?" J growls -J grabs Y/N's arm and turns her to face him- -Y/N slaps the shit out of Joker and continues to walk away- -Joker grabs Y/N by her hair and drags her to the side of a building, throwing her against the building and grabs her neck, putting pressure on it- Y/N yelps and says:"Can you go fuck off?" Joker:"You're not being very nice to daddy, princess. I think I need to punish ya to remember who you belong too." J growls in Y/N's ear while bitting her earlobe Y/N:"I don't fucking remember belonging to you!" Joker:"Ohh but you do, that night in my club you were mine when I first saw you." J growls "mine and only mine." -J lifts Y/N up by her thighs forcing her to wrap them around J's waist. J trails his fingers up to her core, growling when he finds she's not wearing underwear- Joker:"You've been a very bad girl, Y/N." Y/N whimpers as J fingers her pussy with two fingers the grunts at the loss of them Joker:"Beg baby." J purrs Y/N:"Please J!" (Nickname) moans -J purrs and fingers Y/N with three fingers- -Y/N moans and throws her head back with pleasure and pain, weaving her fingers threw J's green hair and pulling on it slightly- J feels Y/N tighten around his fingers and growls; fastening them. Joker:"Cum for me baby." J purrs and bites her shoulder blade -Y/N screams J's name- -J removes his fingers from Y/N's pussy and puts them in his mouth, while they both make eye contact- Joker:"You taste so good baby." J growls and puts his forehead against hers Y/N giggles and says:"I think you owe me two dresses now." Joker:" Anything for you baby." J says huskily and does his infamous laugh ————————————————————

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1. selfie Ill post one last2. what would you name your future kids? Im not sure I even want kids so.3. do you miss anyone? Therell always be people4. what are you looking forward to? Better weather finally5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? Yvie and Eb6. is it hard for you to get over someone? It takes time7. what was your life like last year?Different job, i was not really expecting what was about to happen lol8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? Yeah9. who did you last see in person? My mom10. are you good at hiding your feelings? I think so11. are you listening to music right now? Suprisingly no12. what is something you want right now? A hug13. how do you feel right now? Tired14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? Idk but im guessing it was Eulissa15. personality description Idk I think im kinda funny16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't? My quiet about alot17. opinion on insecurities. Meh18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?Meh, no19. have you ever been to New York? Ive been through it lol20. what is your favourite song at the moment? I think i gotta say Last of the Real Ones21. age and birthday? I just turned 23 a few days ago22. description of crush. Hmmm where to start. Well shes gorgeous, a little shorter than me, has a killer smile, and her eyes 😍23. fear(s) Heights24. height 5'1125. role model Noone26. idol(s) American? Billy?27. things i hate Does myself count?28. i'll love you if... Youre a decent human being?29. favourite film(s) Scott Pilgrim vs the World30. favourite tv show(s) Steven Universe, XFiles31. 3 random facts I work the overnight, I have a camper in my back yard where I stay if its warm enough, and i occasionally doodle32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? Its a mixed bag but i think theres more girls33. something you want to learn Im not sure34. most embarrassing moment Realising the shittiness of two old friends35. favourite subject Conspiracy Theories36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? Big House, Big Car, amd a big ring37. favourite actor/actress Cant say i have one38. favourite comedian(s) Same39. favourite sport(s) Same40. favourite memory 41. relationship status Single42. favourite book(s) I havent read a book since high school43. favourite song ever Jeez im not sure44. age you get mistaken for 19/2045. how you found out about your idol I dont have an idol46. what my last text message says I wasnt im sorry47. turn ons Butts48. turn offs 49. where i want to be right now Australia 🇦🇺50. favourite picture of your idol No idol51. starsign Aquarius sun/ Virgo moon52. something i'm talented at I would say breathing but that's not even true53. 5 things that make me happy Bubblegum, friends, zelda, music, weed lol54. something thats worrying me at the moment Feelings55. tumblr friends I dont talk to yall because im awkward as fuck and am not good at conversating56. favourite food(s) Free?57. favourite animal(s) Panda, Penguin, Hedgehog58. description of my best friend Hmmm where to start. Well shes gorgeous, a little shorter than me, has a killer smile, and her eyes59. why i joined tumblr.It was to follow Mark Rosewater to keep up with mtg

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elliotthezubat · 7 years

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DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 12

as our hero’s make vacation plans, unknown forces begin to move. and two sisters reunite with lost family..

Kid: (holds her hand) "Thank you for listening. I think it is very important that we are careful, and I...Stocking, I would love nothing more than to have a child with you. But I want to be ready." stocking: i do too. Kid: "..." (hugs her) "I love you." stocking: i love you too, kid. Kid: (pulls back, strokes her face) "Well, onto other topics: you have done great work on your new bedroom." stocking: thanks. i made it a mix of my room back at my dad's and my old apartment. Kid: (smiles at photographs in her room) "Perhaps we should have your father over for dinner." stocking: maybe, but he's busy right now. Kid: "Oh?" stocking: but we could spend some time in here for now. KId: (smiles, holds her hand) -in her room is a desk, a bookcase with a reading area, a walk in closet, her bed, a dresser, a vanity, and a TV with a dvd/bluray player as well as a wiiu- Kid: "Quite a variety of items. What would you like to do? Read together? Watch TV? Play a game? Talk?" stocking: well, i did just get some new games as a roomwarming gift. Kid: (smiles) "Can I be your Player 2?" stocking: hehe~ Kid: (takes a controller) "Which game would you like to play?" -they ended up playing splatoon- Kid: o_o "Must...make...every...floor...symmetrical..." stocking: hehe~ --Then an opponent inks his floor-- Kid: "...Ffffffffff..." (blasts the enemy away, then throws down an ink bomb to fix his patch of land) stocking: *smirks* Kid: "Must...cover it all...with ink!" (smils) "There. This spot is finished. How much more do I have?" (stares at his map) o_o "Oh boy..." stocking: hehe~ Kid: "How do people play this game? My weapon is so erratic at painting all of the floor..." stocking: here, like this. *she shows him* Kid: "...Oh, okay..." (fires his gun as she demonstrates) "Hey! That is easier!" stocking: great job! Kid: (blushes a little, smiles) "Th-Thanks...Well, care to team up against some people online?' stocking: sure. -elsewhere- Black Star: (serves ramen and drink to Tsubaki) "Enjoy!" tsubaki: why thanks. *she smiles* <thanks for the meal> Black Star: "Right back at ya!" (sits down to his own bowl--which he scarfs down very fast) "I hope you like the meal..." -later- Black Star: "...Tsubaki? What did you think of that lesson today?" tsubaki: ./////////. -her ponytail turns into a blade- Black Star: (cringes, backs away a little) "J-Just curious!" (holds up his hands) "I-I learned a lot today! That's all! Just wondering whether you did!" (backs up more) tsubaki: y-yeah... *her hair changes back* Black Star: "G-Good..." (rubs back of his neck) "Nygus had given me the sex talk...repeatedly. Having to act like a nurse all the time..." tsubaki: yeah. Black Star: "Tch. It's like she thinks I'm going at it like a rabbit or something. Some trust..." -elsewhere- Hiro: (sitting on the stage in the DWMA auditorium, reading some lines) "Jeez...Marlow just is not as good as Shakespeare." eternal feather: um.... h-hi hiro. Hiro: "Oh! Um, hey, Eternal Feather. H-How are you?" eternal feather: alright. i thought you went home already. Hiro: (nervous laugh) "I wanted to practice some lines for the next play. It's hard sometimes at home, so I try to practice where I actually am going to perform. Kind of silly, huh?" eternal feather: i dont think its silly. it makes sense, as to familiarize yourself with your surroundings. Hiro: (smiles) "How about you? Why are you still here after school?" eternal feather: i just finished as the secretary for the therapy sessions. Hiro: "Oh, really? How's that work?" eternal feather: it works pretty well. i think it helps the other students too. Hiro: "I think it would. You thinking about going into therapy?" eternal feather: i...i'm not really sure yet. Hiro: "I think you'd be good at it. You're helpful talking with people." eternal feather: m-maybe.. .////. Hiro: (stretches) "I'm about done practicing tonight, and I told Mom and Dad I was going to get dinner on my own tonight. Have you eaten yet?" eternal feather: i did save a bento for later... Hiro: "Oh, okay..." (stomach rumbles) "Heh. I guess I better go get dinner..." -elsewhere- Meme: "Mio, would you like some tea?" mio: sure.... Meme: "Goody! I've been having trouble sleeping again--not sleep-walking, just tossing and turning. So I thought sleepytime tea would help." mio: ah. Meme: "Do you have trouble sleeping? Any nightmares?" mio: usually just insomnia. Meme: "Aw, that's no good." (deposits the teabags into the hot water) "I hope this tea helps you sleep tonight. Maybe you'll get some good dreams!" mio: maybe... Meme: "Or maybe you need something else: you ever sleep with a stuffed animal?" mio: no, that's for little kids. Meme: (giggles) "Well, I'm older than you, and I would love to have a try sleeping with a stuffed animal--if it helps me sleep, all the better! Or would you rather just hug a pillow to help you sleep?" mio: maybe... Meme: "When I was younger, I used to sleep in my mother's bed, and she would wrap her arms around me, and I felt safe there..." (smiles sadly) "I miss that." mio:................ Meme: (sighs, rubs her eyes) "Well, here's hoping we both get some sleep tonight." (holds up her teacup to toast to her and Mio) -the next morning, elsewhere- Patty: (exits the shower, smiling happily) "All done, Sis!" liz: alright. Patty: (goes to her room to get dressed, and passes Kid and Stocking) "Morning!" Kid: *yawn* "Morning..." ("That video game tired me...") stocking: zzzzz.... Patty: (blinks) "She's still asleep?" Kid: (pushes her shoulder a little) "Stocking?" stocking: *yawn* mhmmm.. Kid: (smiles) "Wake up, Sleeping Beauty..." (kisses her cheek) stocking: *her eyes flutter open* Kid: "Hi..." stocking: *she snuggles his arm closer* Kid: "Sleep well?" Patty: (shrugs, exits to her bedroom) stocking: yeah. Kid: (rubs her back a bit) "Thanks for a great game last night." stocking: no problem... what day is it? Kid: "Wednesday, I think." stocking: ah. Kid: (stretches) "Hope it's a good day." (looks around the room) "Have you liked it? Is there a bathroom with your room?" stocking: yeah, its really nice. Kid: (smiles) "I'm glad. Want to wash up?" -elsewhere- Giriko: (staring at himself in the mirror) arachne: fixed up your body, i see. Giriko: (smiles) "Had to. Was lucky I could move..." arachne: *chuckles* it was just beer gut. Giriko: (pats his stomach) "I probably still drink as much...just work out a lot more." -he still looks more or less the same- Giriko: "Think I should shave?" arachne: *she kisses his cheek* as long as you're fine with it. -elsewhere- soul: *he wakes up screaming* Black Star: "Soul?!" soul: *panting* f...fuck..... Black Star: "I could hear you screaming from outside. Almost ripped the door off before I realized I had your spare key." soul: oh.....................damn.... it was another nightmare again.... Black Star: "...Maybe you should see someone..." soul: the dream......remember the london incident with free?.... i saw maka die in front of me there...... but she had this weird orange crystal impaling her..... Black Star: "Man, I'm sorry...Wait, isn't an orange crystal already 'weird'? Was there something else about it?" soul: when she fell to the ground..... i saw that weird girl....kohaku.... with her hand out with this shit eating grin on her face... Black Star: "That's weird...I think it would help to talk with someone about this..." soul:.......... Black Star: "...Well, get dressed. I'll make you some breakfast...and we can talk more, if you want." soul:......yeah....... -where to look around- [] kitchen [] bathroom [] living room [x] maka's room Black Star: (glances at Maka's door...sighes...) "I wonder how it looks now...since she's been gone." soul: ................... [the room looks frozen in time, with maka's jacket folded neatly on the bed.] Black Star: "..." (pats Soul's back) soul:..... *gets a text* fuck...this fuckin..... *ignore* Black Star: "Work?" soul: no. the other meister i had temporarily. she's such a pain. Black Star: "Oh. I don't know much about her. Why is she contacting you?" soul: just to annoy me as always. *chuckles* remember those times when me and maka had those fights, like on the bridge? well, she's like that....24/7. Black Star: ("Hmm...Maybe Soul needs to be fighting more: at least if he was just arguing with this girl, he wouldn't be only pounding his fist into Arthur's face...") "Well, what does she say to annoy you? Why not just block her number?" soul: i've tried to, but she keeps making new accounts. i should get a restraining order on her or something. Black Star: (looks at the phone, reading...) [text from 'hell bitch'; YOU HAVENT EVEN CALLED ONCE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT? WE HAD MISSIONS MONTHS AGO!] Black Star: "...Dude, have you told her that you're not doing missions with her anymore? She acts like you two are still meister and weapon officially...Wait, have you even told the DWMA that you two aren’t partners anymore?" soul: yeah, but she's delusional. Black Star: "Hmm...Get that restraining order. I don't want to stop by your apartment and find out she's got you tied to the wall or something." (returns the phone) "What you want for breakfast?" soul: you know what....fuck it.... *he gets out some black coffee* i need this. Black Star: (nods) "Better add some protein and carbs to your meal--give you some more energy. Maybe you can take a nap when classes are over today." soul: yeah... Black Star: (cooks some eggs, bacon, and serves it with some orange juice and an apple) "Eat up, dude." soul:....thanks. Black Star: "..." (smiles) -at school- Harvar: (looking over bulletin board) kim: hey harv, how's it going? Harvar: (shrug) "Bored. Thought I'd look at missions in case there was something interesting." (solemn) "How are you?" kim: doing alright for the most part. Harvar: "Good. ... Ox keeps wondering if you are okay." kim: *sigh* of course. i'm doing fine. Harvar: "I will give him a detailed report as to that effect." (taps on the bulletin board) "You see this mission?" kim: *she examines the board* Harvar: "Some queen over in Europe needs help containing a werewolf. Offering a lot of money, too." kim: well, i think i can help on that~ looks like.... Harvar: "Small area near Germany. But a werewolf? Why would they be causing problems?" kim: who knows. Harvar: "So, you taking that mission?" kim: looks like. -and so- Black Star: "Yahoo! I get to fight another werewolf!" Jacqueline: -_- "No one asked you to come..." eruka: how are we getting dragged into this? Free: " 'Cause I'm a werewolf. And if you didn't come, I'd probably get lost--given my sense of direction." eruka: ..... (thinking: what are you, the werewolf ambassador?) -///-; Free: (sniffs) "Woof! And this werewolf has _not_ bathed! I think they went that way!" (points to the left path of a forest) -after a while, they arrive at some ruins of a building- Free: "The scent ends here..." Black Star: (looking around) "I don't hear anything..." kim: ........ Jacqueline: (points) "Um, anyone else notice the giant pile of bones? With flesh still on them?" eruka: *gulps and sweats* ox: *hurk* --Scratching heard-- Harvar: (turns to the sound) "That's not ominous in the least..." kilik: ok, get ready... *HOWL!* Free: "Oh, rude!" kim: ok.... take it nice and easy now. --A bone is thrown at Kim's head-- kim: OW! oh what the fuck?! --Slobber falls upon Eruka from above-- eruka: *SCREAMING* WHY?! --Eruka is seized by the wrist, by a metal claw-- eruka: h-hey!! kim: !!!! --Alone pulls her upward, sniffs...but he has metal shoved in his nose-- Alone: "Tell me...do you smell good?" eruka: Q_______Q;;;;;; Free: "Hey, bro! Let her go! She's all stringy anyway!" eruka: D : < Alone: (sneers) "Then she'll be an appetizer..." (opens his jaw over Eruka's head) eruka: !!!!! kim: *flies up and kicks alone in the jaw* Alone: "Grrowr!" (tooth knocked out) "What the hell?!" eruka: d-dieh- kim: dont mention it, pay back later. Black Star: (wielding Tsubaki) "Sorry, Fido, but we have to put you down." Free: -_- "Dude, I'm right here. That's just hurtful." Alone: (dashes at Kilik) kilik: *jumps+dodge* Alone: "Grr?" ox: hyah! *slashes with harvar* Alone: (he is almost furless--so he has some of his hair cut off) "Damn it!" (clutches Ox by the throat) "Baldy!" ox: gack! Harvar: (zaps electricity at Alone, causing him to release Ox) "You okay?!" ox: *cough cough* im ok. Alone: "The hell are you doing with these humans, Brother?" Free: "Passes the time..." (transforms and tries to bear hug Alone) "A little help here, Eruka!" eruka: right! *gives free a srength buff* Free: (chuckles) "Handsome." (slams his fist into Alone's snout) Alone: "Ouchie!" (slaps Free in the face) "That hurt! I was just going to eat you all!" (points at Kim) "Can I eat her?" kim: *she flips him off* Alone: o_O (growls, barking as he rushes at Kim) Free: "Hey!" (tries to hold Alone down, but he slips loose, coming at KIm) kim: uhh sit boy! Alone: (leaps up to come down on Kim...) kim: *jumps away* i said sit! Alone: (slashes at her) "Stand still, prey! I'm gonna gobble you up!" -kim's jacket gets slashed- kim: THAT WAS A NEW JACKET YOU PRICK! Alone: (spits out the fabric) "Tastes cheap." kim: *aims jackie and sends a fireball at him* Alone: "Crap!" (flame to the face, as he clutches his face) "My face!" kilik: yeesh. Alone: (uncovers his face--the metal has melted) "Witch!" kim: *rolls eyes* Alone: "My face! I'm already bald, scrawny, and now you took away my looks!" (slams his foot to the floor) "Fine! Then it's time I release _them_!" eruka: i have a reeeeally bad feeling about this. --The ruins shake, as something crawls from under the floor--biting at Ox's legs-- ox: OW FRICK! --Giant ants. Giant freaking ants-- Harvar: o_O "Oh, fuck no!" kim: WHAT THE SHIT?! Harvar: (starts firing electricity at random while shrieking) "GET AWAY! BURN THEM! AH! AHHHHH!!!" Free: "...Huh. Don't see that everyday." Alone: "Ha ha ha! Enjoy the buggies!" (tries to escape...) kilik: *punches alone in the spine* nah. Alone: (Scooby voice) "Ruh-roh..." (collapses) Free: (laughing, petting an ant) "Aw, what a cutie! Eruka, look! Aren't they adorable?!" (the ant is biting his hand...hard...) eruka: O_______O;;;; Jacqueline: "Free, keep one as a sample to take back with us! Kim, incinerate the rest!" Free: (hugs his ant) "No one is hurting Free Junior!" Free Junior: (bites Free's ear...) kilik: ..... *sweatdrop* (thinking: i fear for their future children.) Harvar: (sobbing, blasting indiscriminatingly at ants...) "I. HATE. BUGS!" kim: so you and jackie have something in common then. Jacqueline: (frowns) "At least I'm not pissing my pants over it..." (incinerates another ant) "But these things are creepy...Let's get this over with, drag the werewolf to the Queen, and collect the money." Free: "Hey!" Jacqueline: "The _other_ werewolf." Free: "...Oh." -and so- Harvar: .\\\\. kilik: dont worry, we wont tell anyone. kim: at least _they_ wont Harvar: (frowns) "How much is this going to cost me?" kim: weeeeellll~ Harvar: -_-; Jacqueline: (eyeroll) -in the shadows- ????: this is quite a development... what should we do? ???: "He's going to want to know about this. You know how obsessive he gets with every little detail." ???: yeah. ???: "And she'll want to know, too. Let's get back..." -later on, back at the academy- Kid: o_o "What happened to you?!" kim: tl;dr. ants. big ones. Patty: "What, no uncles?" liz:.................................................... Patty: "...Too corny? I'm not trying to..._bug_ you!" -ba dum tish- liz: PATTI! Patty: "No need to be so _antsy_!" liz: patti stop. Patty: "Now, now, there's no need to make a mountain out of an anthill!" Kid: (tying a handkerchief together, as he approaching Patty...) liz: why are you doing this? Patty: "Just can't let these jokes..._fly_ by! Ha ha ha--" liz: no! --Kid puts the handkerchief around Patty's mouth, tying it, then tying her hands together with another one-- Kid: "No. More. Puns." Patty: (muffled screaming) liz: thank you. stocking: well seems your sister wasnt _ant_icipating that! Kid: ._. liz: stocking why would you betray me like this? Patty: o_o tsugumi: *chuckling* Anya: "...Philistines." Kid: (pats a hand on Stocking's shoulder, whispers) "I would bound your hands together and cover your mouth...but doing so here would be inappropriate..." stocking: *griiins* -that night she would be on the receiving end of a whip- Kid: (chuckles, whispers) "Later..." (to everyone else) "Let's get back to studying, please?" (picks up Patty over his shoulder, taking her to class) Patty: (mumbling angrily, trying to kick herself loose) -later on- Patty: (glaring at Liz) "Vengeance. Will. Be. Mine." liz: sure sis. Patty: "You won't know when. You won't know where. You won't know how. But I assure you, it will be glorious." -after a while, elsewhere- Yumi: (relaxing in a bathtub) "Ah..." maid: do you need anything? Yumi: "Would you mind turning on some music? Something relaxing?" -she turns on some classical music- Yumi: (smiles, as she massages her belly) "Good music, yes, Little One?" -the baby seems pleased- Yumi: "Wait until you are here with your father and me. There is so much music waiting for you." (tearing up a bit) "And so much love for you..." -elsewhere- Giriko: (looking out the window) kirika: whats up with you? Giriko: "Nothing. Just thinking about...the future." kirika: with arach-errrr 'charlotte' here? Giriko: (eye twitch) "Y-Yeah..." kirika: !! s-sorry. 7-7;; Giriko: -_- "Just...one day at a time...So, Squirt, what's been going on in your neck of the woods?" kirika: same as usual. folks decked out the nursery. my loser brother's girlfriend moved in with us, so thats a thing. Giriko: (chuckles) "Hilarious. You do anything to mess with him and his lady?" kirika: soon. -she loosened the screws on kid's bed- Giriko: (smirks) "Let me know how that goes..." (pats her back) "Come on. I feel like sparring a bit." kirika: alrighty then *cracks knuckles* bring it. -elsewhere- Kid: (puts the last dishes into the kitchen cupboard) stocking: that was delicious~ Kid: (smiles) "Father is quite good at cooking. He doesn't do it enough..." stocking: unlike my dad, haha. Kid: (kisses her cheek) "He tries." stocking: yeah. Kid: "Well, that takes care of my chores, and I have the evening free. How about you?" stocking: looks like~ Kid: (holds her hand) "Any plans for you, my busy lady?" stocking: maybe some snuggling~? Kid: (kisses her other cheek) "I'd love that." -they enter his room- Kid: (shuts the door, locks it...and stands there, placing a soft kiss on her lips) stocking: mmmm~ Kid: (pulls back, strokes her cheek...) stocking: why dont i give you a show~? Kid: (smiles) "Oh? What kind of show?" stocking: sit down and you'll see~ Kid: (strokes her cheek, down to the tip of her chin, then tickles a bit) "Very well..." -when he sat down, a small creak was heard- Kid: "???" stocking: *she starts to undress down to her underwear- Kid: (smiling, as he feels himself getting hard...) stocking: *she crawls on top of him* Kid: (leans forward to kiss her lips...) -CRASH- -the bed falls apart- Kid: "Ah!" (the back of his head falls against the mattress) stocking: ahh! *she lands on top of him, her chest squishing his face* Kid: o\\\o (flails his arms..."I don't want to die like this!...But..." closes his eyes and sighs with a smile..."There are worse ways to die...") o\\\\\\\\\\\o (flails again) stocking: *she gets up off him and looks around.... she tears up* Kid: (blinks) "St-Stocking?" stocking: *cries* i'm such a fatass! Kid: o\\\\o "No you aren't! Why would you ever think such a thing?!" stocking: i broke the bed! Kid: (frowning, looking around, while still feeling really turned on at seeing Stocking...) "That doesn't make sense in the least! I know we ordered the sturdiest bed possible! You could put three elephants in it and it wouldn't break!" (slaps a hand over his mouth, as he realizes what he just said) stocking: Q~Q *PUNCH* -later, after stocking calmed down- stocking: *knocks the bathroom door* kid. are you ok? Kid: (sitting on the edge of the bathtub, holding a cloth to his forehead to stop the bleeding) "...I'm fine." stocking: *sigh* i'm sorry for punching you and getting mad at you... turns out the screws were loosened. Kid: (lifts his head up) "What?" (rushes to the door, throws it open) "Loosened?" stocking: *KNOCKED OUT BY DOOR* ow..... and yes. Kid: D: "I'm sorry! Sorry sorry sorry!" (picks her up--and hugs her) "You beautiful goddess--you are not fat. I told you so." stocking: kid.... *she pats his head* Kid: (kisses her forehead) "I want you to be happy in your own mind, body, and soul. Whatever you want, I want--because it makes you happy. I love you." stocking: *she smiles a bit* t-thanks... Kid: (smiles at her...then sees the bed) "So, I have three guesses who messed with the bed..." stocking: patti and kirika being on the list. Kid: (nod) "Third candidate? Doesn't seem like Liz?" stocking: no, black*Star isnt here...maybe that weird kid, gordo? Kid: (shakes his head) "How would he get in? Like Kirika would ever invite him in..." Kid: "Maybe it was only one of those two...unless we can think of another suspect." -later- Patty: T_T "Why would you think I would do that?!" -elsewhere- Harvar: (looking at items at the grocery store, when he sees...) "Oh, Soul." soul: sup dude. heard you had a mission recently. Harvar: "...Yes. Do you know where the bug spray is?" soul: yeah, in the gardening isle. Harvar: "Thank you. Um...How are you?" soul: alright.... !!! ah shit its her. -a girl with pink hair and skull earrings enters- Harvar: " 'Her'?" soul: excuse me. psst, akabane keep her distracted, will you? Karma: "Tch. Fine. You owe me, though." soul: fair enough. girl: *taps her foot* Karma: (stares at the girl, putting on a sincere-looking smile and assuming a pleasant voice) "Pardon me, ma'am? Do you require any assistance?" girl: yeah hi, is soul evans here? Karma: "Sorry, he's not available today. I could pass along a message the next time I see him." girl: oh really? well i'm sure i saw him in the window. Karma: (smiles) "Must be your eyes. Tell me, ma'am, have you had your eyes checked recently? We have a wonderful optometrist here who does free eye exams--and we have a sale today on glasses: buy one pair of frames, get the lenses for free!" girl: exCUSE me? is this some kind of joke? WHERE. IS. HE? Karma: (keeping the pleasant smile) "He's not available. May I take a message?" girl: *she grabs his collar* tell him to answer my calls and emails and to stop ignoring me! soul: *cringes* Karma: (keeping the pleasant smile...but his voice chills) "You let go of my collar, or your next ride is in the back of an ambulance." girl: !!! how dare you! do you even know who i am asshole? i'm motherfucking Veronica Willson, DWMA student and heiress to the Willson company! Karma: (wraps his fingers around her wrist, tightening his grip) "I am Karma. And I do not care how much money you have, rich girl..." (the smile turns into a sneer, his eyes narrow) "...let go of me, or that ambulance will be a hearse." girl: !!! manager: ok, time out, whats going on here? Karma: (resumes his pleasant smile, letting go of Veronica's wrist) "Sorry, sir. I was rather excited to tell our customer about our sale on eyeglasses this week." manager: *he saw everything* really? well great work on that. *smiles* veronica: actually i was about to call you, where the hell is soul? manager: soul? white hair, sharp teeth? if so, i hear he's on a mission in russia. Karma: ("Sigh...I should have lied--but I didn't want Soul to pop up and undermine my cover...") veronica: *ugh* excuse me, i have a plane to catch. oh, the service here sucks anyway! *she slams the door and leaves* manager: *sighs* wow that was scary. Karma: "You just covered for Soul, sir. That is surprising." soul: um...t-thanks sir, for doing that. manager: no problem, i know what its like having an ex girlfriend like that... long story short, she messed me up preeetty bad. soul: thats not how it is! Karma: (" 'Ex-girlfriend'?") -in the back room- soul: yeah, so thats the situation. Karma: "Hmmm...Maybe you should call the cops on her." soul: i might have to get an investigation on it... i had to get my phone worked on because of her. Karma: " 'Worked on'? Did you tap it?" soul: took it to a geek squad, she apperantly bugged it. Karma: "She's insane. I should have just dragged her out of the store." soul: i'll send a report tonight. -elsewhere- Yumi: "Death, have you seen Kid?" lord death: he's in the study, why? Yumi: "He and Stocking still seem troubled." lord death: hmm... well, kirika did fix the bed so.... -study- stocking: *she's comforting kid* we should sleep in my room for a while. Kid: (nods) "Keep the door locked...maybe even add or change the locks." stocking: *she nods* Kid: "..." (hugs her) "I'm sorry." stocking: i forgive you kid. Kid: (holds her) "Thank you." -after some time, and veronica is transfered to another branch- Black Star: "Bet you're feeling relieved, Soul." soul: yeah.... looks like i'm not going to russia anytime soon. Black Star: "Hope not. If you ended up there, she'd probably tie you to a wall and make a shrine to you out of your hair." soul: ......................dude what the fuck. Black Star: "What? You saying she wouldn't? If I was a crazy stalker, that's what I'd do." soul: dude, tmi. tsubaki: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Black Star: "Stop looking at me like that! I said it's what I _would_ do! I'm not a crazy stalker!" soul: >_>;;;;; -elsewhere- Patty: "Hey, Sis? Guess what I've been doing?" liz: what? Patty: >:3 (shoves her hands on Liz's abdomen--and her hands are freezing cold) liz: *SCREAMS* Patty: "Ha ha ha!" (tickles with the cold fingers) liz: PATTI NO! STOOOP! Patty: "I shoved them into the freezer just for this purpose! I'm not letting go for a bit!" (shoves hands along Liz's neck) liz: IYAAAA! TT~TT Patty: (lets go, laughing) "Revenge is a dish best served cold!" liz: Q~Q Patty: "Now we are even!" (holds out her hand to shake Liz's) liz: you're gonna buzz me, arent you. Patty: (frowns, removes the joy buzzer from the palm of her hand) "Kill-joy." -elsewhere- Anya: "Oh, Tamaki, there you are." tamaki: nyah? oh sup, whats new? Anya: (hands over a Tupperware container) "Here. I made some cookies in the dorm, and we had so many extras, that I am giving some to a few people. These are for you and your squadron." tamaki: oh. thank you. Anya: (holding another container...with a fancy bow on it) "You're welcome." tamaki: *she nods and exits* Anya: (blushing...) "Okay...I can do this...Just giving it as a friend, that's all..." --Anya spots her target...and he's talking with Shinra-- shinra: dude, there's no way that's going to work! Arthur: "Come on, I can't go to a museum exhibit by myself--I'll look like a loser." shinra: oh, as if you dont already? Arthur: -_- "First, rude. Second, are you telling me you are not interested in the history of medieval swords?" Anya: (overhearing...she peeks at her cookies...which are in the shapes of dragons and swords...) shinra: i have other stuff to do, i promised to help the commander check stock on supplies. Arthur: (grumbles) "Fine. I guess I'm on my own." Anya: (blushing as she walks up behind Arthur) shinra: ??? *watching* Anya: "A-A-Arthur?" Arthur: "??? Oh, Anya. Hey." Anya: o\\\\o "THESE ARE FOR YOU!" (shoves the Tupperware at him) Arthur: "...What are they--?" shinra:.... *JAWDROP* Anya: "COOKIES!" Anya: o\\\\o "..." Arthur: ._. (opens...blushes) "Oh...dragon-shaped cookies..." Anya: "G-Ginger..." shinra: .................................................................................................. wat. Arthur: .\\\\\. "I-I like ginger. Th-Thanks." Anya: "...WELL, GOOD-BYE!" (runs--and slams into someone) shinra:.......ow......... Anya: (backs up) "S-Sorry!" (bumps into someone else) "S-Sorr--" (blushes) Arthur: (catches her) "You okay?" Anya: o\\\\\o "MUSEUM! EXHIBIT!" Arthur: "Uh..." shinra: oh my god...anya are you dying? Anya: "I AM NOT!" (tries to push Shinra away--and ends up punching him in the face) D: Arthur: .___. "This is either awesome or frightening." shinra: ow why! Anya: "SORRY!" (takes his hand) "I'll take you to the nurse now! Goodbye, Arthur!" (drags Shinra, goes around a corner--but he is too slow, and ends up slamming face first into the wall) Anya: D: ("Tsugumi did not say it would be this hard!") -elsewhere- --Two Ant-Persons enter an abandoned church...-- grimoire: and what do you have to report? Ant-Person #1 ("Anthony"): "Alone was apprehended by the DWMA." grimoire: *sigh* unbelievable, and typical for that fleabag. Anthony: "And...the DWMA took one of your ants." grimoire: *glares* what? Anthony: "...A werewolf adopted it. As a pet." grimoire: oh? Anthony: "Yes...to research the ant's properties, powers...who knows what else." grimoire: *grumbles* well, encountering the DWMA was inevitable... looks like war is on the horizon. Anthony: "We have alerted the soldiers, sir. Merely give the orders..." grimoire: once i report to her highness, i shall do so. *he goes underground* Ponera: (smiles) "Hi, Grimoire! What news do you have to report?" -he explains the situation- Ponera: (clutches her ant plushie) "...They took...one of our ants?" grimoire: seems so. Ponera: "...I am tired of hiding in the shadows. I want our dominion back. I want our world back. And I want my ant back!" grimoire: i understand. *he holds her hand* and we will. Ponera: (blushes a bit) "Good. Send orders to the troops." grimoire: *to the troops* send a battalion to the germany branch. Anthony: "As you command." grimoire: send one to the france, spain, and Italy branches for good measure. Ponera: (sneers) "Just wait, Death: we're coming." -later- Stein: (staring at the ant in his lab) "Eruka...Do you notice anything about this creature?" eruka: well, besides the fact is a giant ant thing? free jr: *ant noises* Stein: "Yes. Aside from having a far sturdier exoskeleton, much more than the ratio to its size, I cannot determine its other properties. What magic does this creature have?" eruka: that's what i've been trying to find out. Stein: "You don't recognize it?" Stein: "You don't know what kind of magic it has?" eruka: hmmm.... ........... hmmmm.. Stein: "Sigh...Great. Some magic we can't even figure out...must be a pretty old magic." eruka: hmmm... maybe i should see if i can get an expert from the witch world... Stein: "That may help. Who were you thinking?" eruka: hmmm.... i-i'll find someone. Stein: "...Okay." (guides Free Jr back into their pen) eruka: ...... Stein: "Let me know when the expert arrives. I'll get to work on other projects." eruka: alright..... (thinking: free's busy, mizune has her job, and i dont want to go alone!) Stein: (opens books, begins reading...including one on "toddler care") -and so- Akane: (staring at Alone in his jail cell) "What was this werewolf trying to do, Nygus?" nygus: we've been interrogating him, but he's only attempted to bite at us.....he bit off sid's arm. Sid: -_- "I'm waiting for it to be reattached." Akane: "Perhaps he needs to be convinced otherwise...We can try interrogation...or...'charms.'" kinuta: HAH sorry, i dont date pooches. Sid: "That's surprising, since you are already a bitch." kinuta: D : < clay: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!! *slamming his hand on the table* Akane: "Perhaps if that witch assisted us, her conditions in her cell would be less grim. Maybe a change of clothes? New shampoo? Better food?" kinuta: a proper dicking? nygus: no. Sid: "I'm sure there has to be something that would improve your time here. You know you aren't getting out. You know on the outside that no witch is going to help you, not after your actions. So, what would make life better in your cell?" kinuta:....a working shower and some decent clothes. Sid: "Nygus, can that be arranged?" nygus:....very well. Sid: "Okay, witch: get ready to work your magic on that werewolf." -after she is locked, with both chained to the other side of the table- kinuta: so, what were you doing in a decrepit building? Alone: "Man, you are really pretty..." kinuta: yeah i know. so, are you gonna answer the question or not? Alone: "Hmph. I was in that decrepit building because no one would go there. Duh. Hey, your voice is really pretty, too." kinuta: fitting for your name. now, about those little ants... what were those doing there, huh~? *winks* Alone: *blushes* "Um...Well, I can't do the work on my own. And they are good at building tunnels..." kinuta: tunnels for what? Alone: (frowns) "I tell you, I might as well be dead." kinuta: oh~? Alone: (blushes again) "These are powerful people...a powerful witch." kinuta: really~ do tell~<3 *wink* Alone: (red face) "An ant witch...who needs the tunnels to get in undetected, traveling through the underground." nygus: ant witch? Alone: "Yeah...Ponera." nygus: ponera? *she looks at sid* kinuta: ponera huh? i think i heard the name from my mother, but didnt she get wiped out? Alone: (smirks) "Guess you'll find out." kinuta: cant you tell lil ol me~? *she presses her chest together, flashing her cleavage* Alone: "..." (wolf howl) "Sh-She's alive! Really alive! Still up and kicking with a ton of ants and an axe to grind against humans--and the DWMA!" nygus: !!!!!! Alone: (cackling) "You'll all fall! How are you going to fight back when you can't even stand on the very ground beneath our feet falling away from you?! You're all going down!" nygus: alright. -they both went back to their cells- kinuta: did it work? Sid: "It worked. The shower installation will finish tomorrow morning, and your new clothes will arrive then, too. Good work, witch." kinuta: i have a name you know. eruka: hi, um.... is kid on the campus? Sid: "Oh, hello, Eruka. Yes, Kid should be in the Death Room." (thumbs at Kinuta) "You can tell him that _Kinuta_ just got us a lead on this werewolf and his ant." eruka: awesome! so who is it? Sid: "Some ant witch named Ponera." eruka: sounds familiar. i'll go now.... *glances at alone* ...... ._.; Alone: (cackles, licking his chops at Eruka) eruka: O-O;;;;;; Alone: "Come back, Little Red Riding Hood! Let's get closer!" eruka: no thank you! Alone: "That charm witch got closer. If that wimpy werewolf isn't doing it for you, come on back my way!" eruka: *cringes and exits* (thinking: so says the very malnourished wolf.... i'm not even _wearing_ a red hood!) Alone: *chuckles* "Hey, Zombie Guy! What reward do I get for that information?" Sid: "You're still alive, aren't you?" (shuts the other cell door, keeping Alone completely...alone.) Alone: (frowns) "Jerk." -in the death room- Kid: "Father, any news on that odd ant Kim and her teammates recovered in Germany?" lord death: actually yes...... -he explains what sid told him over the phone/mirror- Kid: "Ponera?" lord death: yes. Kid: "Hmmm...'underground tunnels'...Father, have you checked the tunnels of Death City?" lord death: we're doing an extensive search as we speak. Kid: (nods) "And I would advise the same in Germany." lord death: i just sent the message out. Kid: "Thank you...Now I guess we have to wait for more information. I'll see what I can read about this 'Ponera.'" -later- -DWMA SHANGHAI BRANCH- DWMA Agent: (studying her nails) agent: Cho? what'cha lookin at? Cho: "Oh! Sorry. I've been distracted by this new nailpolish...the color seems off." agent: 'hihana violet', must be a bootleg of hibana's new nail polish out. Cho: "W-What?! I thought this was authentic!" agent: where did you get this from? Cho: "This very nice vendor at the local bazaar. She said it went great with my eyes." agent: hmmm.... *looks at their pager* ah, looks like the boss wants to speak with me. Cho: (still studying her nails) "Yeah, okay..." -in the boss' office- agent: you called for me? Cho: *still studying her nails* boss: there have been reports of people in the slums behaving oddly and attacking people. Cho: *starts to sweat a bit...* "Is the A/C even on in here?" another agent: yeah, its on... kinda chilly.... boss: the odd thing is, when we apprehended some, their nails- Cho: *takes off her jacket* "Huh..." (shakes a bit) "I'm sweating, and got the chills..." (shaking a bit...as something forms along her eyeball...) other agent: m-miss cho? are you ok? Cho: (convulsing...panting...) "I-I-I..." (slams her fist on her desk) boss: ??? <cho? what's gotten into you?> Cho: "Get back!" (shoves the boss away) boss: ?! agent: cho? whats wrong? Cho: (panting, panicking, and then...transforms her arm into a blade) agent: c-cho?! Cho: "H-Help m-m-me..." (screams, slices at the Agent) agent: *changes arm into a spear blade and block the attack* ?!?! Cho: "P-Please!" (she feels her body getting warmer...and so is her blade...) -elsewhere- Traitor: "Lady Shaula, we have turned another one." shaula: an excellent job. hmmm.... looks like a DWMA brat... this will prove useful~ Hibana: (opens her fan, starts fanning herself) "Delightful...I was hoping we would possess one." shaula: *writing down notes* side effects include...chills....and sweating... Hibana: (chuckles) "An odd mix of symptoms. Do the victims also run temperatures?" shaula: that depends, but the first batch seems to be working smoothly. the first 'bootleg' batch anyway~ Hibana: (pouts) "I was hoping that their strength would increase, and that their abilities would manifest. After all, in this batch, we had included some material from my specimens..." shaula: lets just keep watching for now. -elsewhere- Meme: "And then I heard Anya tripped Shinra as she escorted him to the nurse's office!" tsugumi: ouch. Meme: "But get this--she asked Arthur to go out with her to the museum!" tsugumi: ehhh?! ao: oh? Meme: "Maybe she lost a bet." mio: she'd have to. Meme: "What do you think, Tsugumi? Would Anya and Arthur be cute together?" tsugumi: hmmmm.... i'd give it about 60% probability. Meme: "At least we know now why she was baking those sword and dragon cookies." (smiles) "So cute!" -elsewhere- Giriko: "Ha ha ha! And the whole bed just fell?!" kirika: yep, and kid got punched in the face.... she did forgive him though. Giriko: (laughs louder) "That's hilarious! You know how much I'd have to pay to get my bed broken and get punched in the face?!" kirika: O_O .................................. Giriko: "So, how much punishment did you get from your new mommy and daddy?" kirika: they made me fix the bed. Giriko: "That's it? Man, if you were my kid and pulled that, I'd laugh--then make you do hard labor in the front yard for a month." kirika: well albs is cleaning toilets for bangin kim's mom. Giriko: "...He's being punished for _getting_ laid? What the fuck?" kirika: she did kinda try to kill a bunch of people so... Giriko: "Not like he helped her--not on purpose." kirika: keep in mind, this is albs we're talking about..... he's not the most smart person. Giriko: "True." (sips on a glass of water) "Man...I could go for a beer right now." arachne: *she enters with some liquor* kirika: hey charls! Giriko: o_o "Is that booze?!" arachne: *she nods* Giriko: (stands up--and hugs her) "I love you so much!" arachne: !! *blush* Giriko: "It's not every woman who'll bring booze to a guy!" arachne: ^^; Giriko: "Well, let's drink up! Here, Kirika, let me pour you a glass..." -elsewhere- Patty: "Hey, Stocking--what's that in your locker?" stocking: hmm? *she looks* ?? --It's an envelope addressed to her, in Kid's handwriting-- stocking: *she chuckles and opens it* --Inside is an RSVP ticket for "A Relaxing, Invigorating Evening (with Dessert)." Location: Your bedroom. Time: (left blank to be filled in and returned) )) stocking: *she chuckles* kid you dork. Patty: "What does it say?" stocking: oh nothing~ Patty: "...Well, okay..." (pouts) "I don't get any envelopes in my locker..." -later- --In Class-- Kid: (seated at his desk) "Ah, Stocking! How are you?" stocking: great~ *she slides him the letter.* Kid: (smiles, blushing a little) "You received it? Did you complete it?" stocking: maaaybe~ -time; whenever you're ready~<3- Kid: (smiles) "Tonight? After dinner?" stocking: sure. Kid: "Then it's a date." (lets his hand rest over hers) -later- Patty: "Sis, have you picked your classes for the fall?" liz: yeah, yours and kid's too. Patty: (smiles) "You're so organized! What did you pick?" -liz picked history, child care, and fashion design as her courses- --Patty decided to add drawing as one of her courses— liz: so what are you picking, kiddo? Kid: "I'm going to take advanced drawing and a poetry class." liz: ah. -stocking would take advanced culinary/baking and sword fighting classes- Kid: "I'm happy with the class schedule. I'm surprised I was able to fit so many classes without conflicts." liz: wow. Kid: (smiles) "I will miss sharing so many classes with you and Patty." liz: well we cant coddle you _all_ the time. stocking: seems we have a lot of classes together kid. Kid: "I'm glad for that. Which ones?" -poetry, history, literature, cooking, tactics, etc- Kid: (Charlie Brown squiggle smile of happiness about being in poetry with Stocking) liz: hehe. Patty: (sees the hearts fluttering around Kid's head) "Uh..." -later- Kid: (finishing the dishes) stocking: alright, now you said you had something planned~? Kid: (smiles) "I'll just need an hour to set things up in your room...But in the meantime, I have something for you..." stocking: oh? Kid: (hands her a giftwrapped box...) "Enjoy..." stocking: ?? *she opens it* --Inside is a new 3DS-- stocking: awesome! *shiny eyes* Kid: "I hope it keeps you occupied for an hour. Now then, may I have an hour in your bedroom to get everything set up?" stocking: you may~ Kid: (kisses her lips lightly) "I will see you in an hour..." -later- Kid: (waits for Stocking to knock...) stocking: *knock knock* Kid: (calls out) "Come in." -she enters- --The room has low lighting with candles around the room (but positioned so not to fall and cause a fire). The bathroom door is open, with more candles obviously in there. The room smells sweet. The bed has rose petals along it. There is a cart with a robe, slippers, towels, and bottles of lotion. And Kid stands, in just black boxers and a black bowtie.-- stocking:......... *stoic face+nosebleed* Kid: (shuts the door, locks it, holds tissue to her face) stocking: so~ how shall we start~? Kid: (smiles, gestures to the cart) "Care for a massage? You can change out of your clothes and into the bathrobe." stocking: i would love that... though the robe wont be needed~<3 Kid: (puts a finger to her lips) "It builds the anticipation..." (winks) "Go into the bathroom and change out of your clothes and into the bathrobe...and into something else I left for you in the bathroom.~" stocking: ok~ *she goes in* --Stocking takes the bathrobe with her into the bathroom...and in there is a pair of see-through black silky panties and bra. With it is a card...-- stocking: .///. *she opens the card* --The card: "You are so beautiful in whatever you wear--and these panties may be the death of me. Maybe this will give you some ideas..." Along with the card is a gift card to a lingerie store-- stocking: oho~ --Kid waits for Stocking to change...-- stocking: well~? what do you think~? Kid: (looks at her in the bathrobe) "As I said..." (traces his finger along her neck) "No matter what you wear, you are beautiful..." (kisses her cheek) stocking: hehe~ Kid: (tracks a finger along her robe, which hugs along her hips) "Shall we begin your massage, madam?" stocking: *she nods* Kid: (guides her to the bed, turns her around, tugs a bit on the robe's collar, and kisses her neck...and reaches down to untie the belt around her waist...) stocking: mmm~ Kid: (gently, slowly, pulls down the robe off her shoulders...letting it fall to the floor...he's stares at her beauty) "My God..." stocking: impressed~? Kid: "Yes..." (traces a finger along her bra strap, as he stares at the sheer, translucent, silk panties...) "Do you like the underwear?" stocking: yes, its really nice~ Kid: "They complement you well...Please, lie on your stomach..." stocking: ok *she does so* Kid: (lays a towel over her panty-clad backside, keeps her bra on...and slowly drips lotion on her lower back...) stocking: ooh~ Kid: (smirks) "This lotion is designed to luxuriate the skin...pull out the tension..." (begins to massage it along her lower back, as he whispers into her right ear) "...and it is great for other purposes..." stocking: *she licks her lips* Kid: (puts a bit of lotion along his hands, rubs them together, and massages her legs) stocking: *sighs blissfully* Kid: (continues massaging for a few minutes, easing the tension out of her...his fingers approach her bra) "This is in the way..." stocking: *blush* Kid: (unfastens the bra...easing down the straps but leaving it on her, as he now massages her shoulders and upper back) "Tell me, have you felt a lot of tension in your shoulders?" stocking: yeah, especially when i study. Kid: (massages along her shoulders) "I wish I could carry that weight on my shoulders for you..." (rolling out a knot in her back) "Anything I could do to help with your studying?" stocking: maybe studying together? Kid: (moves to her lower back) "Yes, let's do so..." (removes the towel, revealing her backside...and puts lotion onto her thighs to begin massaging) stocking: ooh~ Kid: (continues massaging her thighs...) "Your legs are wonderful..." -elsewhere- Black Star: (sips on his milkshake) "So, Soul, feel relieved that Psycho Ex-Meister is off in Russia?" soul: yeah. hopefully she becomes a bitch-cicle! tsubaki: yeah... she was not the most pleasant. (thinking: HELL YEAH GOOD RIDDANCE!!) Black Star: "...So...Any meisters you thinking about pairing up with?" soul: actually, i dont want to. Black Star: "...Oh. Um...So, you'll be a one-man weapon wrecking machine?" soul: guess so, i mean, if justin can do it without any hassle, then so can i, right? Black Star: (smiles) "Right." tsubaki: ^^ Black Star: (stretches) "Well, that was a good meal. See you at school tomorrow, Bro?" soul: sure thing. Black Star: "Cool--night!" -the next morning- --Stocking's bedroom: clothes everywhere, candles extinguished, an empty tray where a delicious cake Kid made has been consumed-- --Kid also installed a fridge for Stocking for desserts~-- stocking: zzzzz..... Kid: (sleeping, wraps his arms around Stocking's waist) liz: *she looks in*.....*sigh* Patty: (looks in, whispers) "Yikes...Did a hurricane blow through here?" stocking: ???? o///////o h-HEY! GET OUT OF HERE! Kid: (sits up--sees Liz and Patty) "Ah!" (cups Stocking's breasts to cover her up) stocking: o////////////o liz: .......................... Patty: .\\\\\. Kid: o______o "I am scared...Do I let go, or not?" -BWAM- liz: U///U# Kid: (upside against the wall, nose bleeding, no boxers on...) stocking: *puts a compress on his head* Kid: "I had that coming..." (too concerned to bother covering himself up...) -after this nonsense- Patty: (makes bacon and eggs in smiley faces for Kid and Stocking) "Sorry about earlier." liz:.................................................... >>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Kid: (large bandage in the center of his forehead) "Thank you, Patty. I forgive you." (glances at Stocking...) -meanwhile, iris walked in on shinra as he is getting into the shower....he was only in his boxers- stocking: .////. Kid: "...I'm sorry to you as well, Stocking." stocking: i-its fine. Kid: "...I just wanted last night to go well..." Patty: :( stocking: and it did. *she smooches his forehead* Kid: (smiles--then winces at the bandage on his forehead) "Owie!" stocking: hehe~ Kid: (smiles meekly) "Well, I guess we had best get to school..." -at school- Anya: o\\\\o Arthur: .\\\\\. shinra: .////////////////. iris: .////////////////////////.;;;;; tamaki:........ well say something dammit! Anya: "I DIDN'T MEAN TO KNOCK OVER THAT SUIT OF ARMOR!" Arthur: "I WASN'T TRYING TO HOLD YOUR HAND! WHY WERE YOU FREAKING OUT SO MUCH?! AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, SHINRA?!" shinra:............n-nothing.... iris: i didnt see anything.... i didnt see anything.... i didnt see anything... Arthur: "...What was this 'nothing' that you didn't see, Iris?" iris: oh dear! i left the phone on i have to go fix that! *exits* Anya: "...What did she do, walk in on you in the shower?" shinra: *nervous smile+sweats* Anya: o\\\o "I just remembered--I have to go to class. Bye, Arthur!" (runs) Arthur: "...So Iris thought what you had was 'nothing.'" (smirks) shinra: shut up mr 'right handed' Arthur: (frowns) "It was just the one time..." -later- Yumi: (looks into Stocking's room) "Death, do you think our children have major problems?" lord death: define 'major'. Yumi: "Kid's imprint is still lodged in the wall where Stocking threw him out of her bed." lord death: actually that was liz who threw him. Yumi: "Hmm...Maybe they should go to more counseling." (looks at her stomach) lord death: perhaps... Yumi: "...I heard about the report out of Shanghai." lord death:..... this is very troubling. Yumi: "Agreed...I feel useless. I should be back at the East Asian Branch..." lord death: shhh... we'll send spirit to check it out after he finishes cleaning toilets. Yumi: "...I think we need to assign someone else to the East Asian and Oceania Branches. I cannot be there when I am here so often now." Yumi: "A new Death Scythe..." lord death: *he nods* Yumi: (hugs Death) lord death: *he hugs back* Yumi: "..." (rubs his back) -elsewhere- Jacqueline: (sparring with Kim) "You sure you're okay?" kim *pants* y-yeah. Jacqueline: (blocks an attack) "You just seem a little stressed. You're just swinging your arms wildly." kim: *she sighs and sits down* sorry....i'm just a bit on edge right now... what with her being here and all... Jacqueline: (sits as well, hands her a water bottle) "She is contained, and she can't get to you...Except here..." (taps Kim's head) "...and here." (taps her heart) kim:.....say.... how many souls have we gathered? Jacqueline: (sips on her water) "79." kim: ah... Jacqueline: "...You think I'll ever be a Death Scythe?" kim: maybe.... Jacqueline: (finishes her water) "Where would I go? Which branch would be best for me?" kim: who knows... but i'll go with you if it helps. Jacqueline: (smiles) "Thank you." kim: no problem. Jacqueline: (fans herself) "Good workout...You ready for the showers?" kim: yep. -elsewhere- Spirit: T_T "I hate this punishment..." marie: aww. Spirit: (smiles at Christa) "At least this makes my day..." christa: peewee! hehe~! Spirit: p_p "Don't remind me, Christa..." christa: speewee! marie: i think she's trying to say your name! Spirit: "Awww..." christa: speewee speewee! Spirit: (crying and smiling) -later- Meme: (stares at Mio) Meme: "Mio, have you done something with your hair?" mio: its like this every morning.... Meme: "Oh...I guess I haven't paid enough attention...I like it." mio: ..... 7///7; Meme: "I was thinking of getting mine cut...Hey! Why don't you come with me?" mio: uhhh. o-ok. Meme: "Great! Meet me after school." -later- Meme: "Ready, Mio? The salon is just a few blocks from school." mio: *following* Meme: "How were your classes?" mio: alright i guess. Meme: "So many of our classmates are going to college--it's kind of weird how far along they are now, huh?" mio: yeah... Meme: "You think about going into college here at the DWMA?" mio: maybe, but i could never get in... Meme: "Why not?" mio: i'm not the smartest person. Meme: (pouts) "Maybe you just need tutoring..." mio: hmm... Meme: "I could help--I could share my study guides..." mio: well...i guess.... Meme: (smiles) "Good!" (takes her hand) "Here we are! Let's also get our nails done!" mio: uhhh.. Meme: (approaches cashier) "I'll have a haircut, and we'll both be having our nails done." (smiles at Mio) "My treat." mio: .///. Meme: (takes a seat as the hairdresser shampoos and cuts her hair) -later, mio got orange, meme got pink- Meme: "So cute! Here, let's take a pic!" mio: 7///7 Meme: (holds up phone, puts an arm around Mio--SNAP) mio: o////o Meme: "And...Send! Oh, Tsugumi wrote a comment already!" [SpringBird12: so cute! ^v^] [ForgetMeNot: Thx!] -elsewhere- Giriko: (drinking another glass of water) "So, the drinking got so bad at the wedding that I may have done something untoward to Gopher--he's Kirika's boy-toy or something--and ended up getting my ass kicked by, of all people, that guy Eibon." kirika: poor lil bastard still hides behind me. arachne: eibon, hmm? so he's still alive? Giriko: (pours another glass of water for himself) "Yeah, weird, right?" arachne: perhaps....nevermind. -elsewhere- Hiro: "Tamaki! Wait up!" tamaki: nyeh? whats up? Hiro: "Hey. Have you noticed anything weird about Arthur?" tamaki: weird? you're gonna have to be specific. Hiro: "...Good point. Well, he's been really quiet and nervous." tamaki: oh? Hiro: "Yeah. He looks all red and sweating, but he won't tell me what's up. How about you--you have any idea what's going on with him?" tamaki: must of been that failed date with annie. Hiro: "Wait, seriously? I thought everyone was joking they went on a date. What, did Anya lose a bet?" tamaki:..... *shrugs* Hiro: "...So...how do you feel about Arthur dating someone else?" tamaki: nyeh?! w-what do i care? i mean, i have my own problems! its not that i like him or something like that! Hiro: "...So, you're saying you like him." tamaki: o///o s-shut it, nya! Hiro: (holds up his hands) "Okay, okay! Sorry! J-Just...If you see Arthur in trouble, could you let me know? Please?" tamaki: w-whatever! i have to go do stuff. Hiro: -_- "Right. Sorry. Well, good luck..." -later- Patty: "We still on for that road trip to Las Vegas or Salt Lake City?" liz: yep. Patty: "Sweet! When do we leave? Do we have hotel rooms booked? You got any singles?" liz: this weekend, i got reservations for a nice hotel.... wait wha? Patty: "Well, when in Vegas, what else am I going to do? Don't you want to check at least one male stripclub?" Kid: o\\\\o liz: oh my GOD PATTI! >///<;; Patty: (smirks) "You telling me you don't want to see a musclebound stud gyrating his hips in your direction? Stocking, back me up on this!" stocking: eh, i prefer to have someone more...slender. *wraggles eyebrows at kid* Kid: o\\\\\\\\o Patty: "...Eh, whatever floats your boat. What else do you want to do in Vegas, Stocking?" stocking: i guess playing games and attending concerts and shows? Kid: "Oh? Such as a magic show?" stocking: yeah. Kid: "Something like this?" (holds open a hand, then flicks it--and instantly a bouquet of flowers appear, which he hands to her) stocking: woah! haha! kid is this another of your reaper powers? Kid: (blushes) "No, this is just a practical magic trick, just sleight of hand...I used to do a few with Father when I was little." stocking: aww. *she chuckles* Patty: "...You just carry magic tricks in your suit for random occasions? Sis, do you think Kid, like, keeps a rabbit in his pants or something?" liz: patti no. we dont need a repeat of the snake pants incident. Kid: "..." (ﺧ益ﺨ) Patty: "Oh, so you're saying the snake in Kid's pants already ate the rabbit." -later, elsewhere- Harvar: "Hello, Ox. How was your visit?" ox: it went well. i brought some new flowers for her room, i think she likes them Harvar: "That's good. How are the nurses and doctors tending to her?" ox: they're doing pretty well too. Harvar: (nods) "Okay...I made some dinner. Just need to heat it up. Also, I think Kim seems...bothered." ox: yeah...... maybe we should do something for them? Harvar: (nods) "Aside from money, what does Kim like?" ox: hmmm... i think she likes playing games at the arcade. Harvar: "Maybe give her tokens? Or do they have gift cards?" ox: we'll have to see. Harvar: "Too bad you can't afford to buy an arcade machine for her. But knowing Kim, she'd never leave her home..." ox: *sweatdrop* Harvar: "Hmm...I suppose you could put an arcade machine in our apartment--then you'd have an excuse to invite Kim over." ox: hmmmmm *glasses shine* Harvar: o_o; "Um, Ox...?" -elsewhere- Jacqueline: (shudders) kim: hmm? you ok jackie? Jacqueline: "Y-Yeah...I just sensed something...foreboding." kim: oook? Jacqueline: (shakes her head) "Anyway...Have you picked your college classes yet?" kim: still looking through them. Jacqueline: "Best hurry, or else those classes will fill up and you will be stuck in a useless or frustrating class." kim: alright alright, haha. -later- Kana: "Mail, Tsugumi." tsugumi: ah! my package arrived! Kana: "Oh? From whom?" tsugumi: i ordered something online. Kana: "Hmm..." (pulls out a letter for herself--and her eyes widen) "Uh..." tsugumi: hmm? what is it? Kana: "L-Letter from family..." tsugumi: oh? (thinking: i thought her parents died....?) Kana: "Th-That makes no sense. Why would someone do this?" (tosses the letter) "This is some sick joke." tsugumi: ...... *she examines it*..... (thinking: perhaps i should bring this to sid...) Kana: (sniffs loudly, rubbing the back of her hand over her eyes) "What kind of a person does that?" tsugumi: ..... *she hugs kana...* Kana: (cries for a bit before calming down...) -that night, miss misery would spend the rest of the evening with her- -elsewhere- Black Star: (groans, covered in sweat) "Okay, I'm done with my pre-dinner workout. Hey, Tsubaki, you need the bathroom? I'm going to take a bath." tsubaki: go on ahead. Black Star: "Thanks!" (takes off his shirt as he leaves for the bathroom) "Oh, what's for dinner?" tsubaki: we're having some paella tonight. Black Star: "Cool!" (enters the bathroom, closes the door behind him, and bathes) tsubaki: *humming* Black Star: (finishes pre-bathing, goes into the hot water...) "Aaaaaah..." (muscles relax) -knock knock- tsubaki: who is it? Patty: "It's us!" liz: hey~ tsubaki: oh, hey girls! i'm getting dinner ready, we're having paella tonight. Patty: (looks at Liz) "Can we?! Can we stay over for dinner?!" liz: well.... *sigh* alright, let me just call kid and let him know you're staying over. Patty: "Squee!" Black Star: (hearing voices outside the bathroom) "Wonder who's visiting..." -later- Black Star and Patty: (asleep on the floor with big, stuffed bellies) liz: i should bring her home now. thanks for having us over. tsubaki: no problem. -at the mansion- Kid: (sighs) stocking: zzzzzz..... Kid: ("She fell asleep on the couch..." Smiles. Picks her up and carries her to her room.) stocking: zzzzz.... Kid: (lays Stocking in her bed, puts the sheets over her, and enters the bathroom to prep for sleep himself) stocking: .....zzzzzz.... Kid: (finishes brushing his teeth, exits the bathroom, opens Stocking's dresser where she keeps some of his pajamas...) -what does he find?- Kid: (pulls out his pajama pants--and finds underneath...) o\\\\o ("...That is the largest vibrator I have ever seen...") stocking: *sleeping* Kid: (He also finds an unmarked box, but he thinks better of opening it... "I'll just change..." Takes off his clothes and slips into his pajamas) -the next morning- Kid: "Zzzz..." stocking: *she yawns and looks at kid.*...... (thinking: so cute.) *she kisses his eyelids* Kid: (smiles...) "Stocking..." stocking: wakey wakey, handsome~<3 Kid: (yawns, opens his eyes) "Hello, beautiful." stocking: i got something for you~ *she goes to the drawer* Kid: o\\\\o; "O-Oh?" stocking: *she takes out the box* here you go~ -it was a new shirt to replace the one kirika ripped- Kid: (twinkling eyes) "Th-Thank you!" stocking: no problem~ Kid: (kisses her lips) "I love you." stocking: i love you too, kiddo~ Kid: "I can't wait to put this on!" -later- Kid: (in his new shirt, smiling widely as he walks to class) soul: mornin' Kid: "Good morning, Soul. How are you?" soul: doing pretty good. excited for the trip. you? Kid: "Same. It'll be an excellent way to cap off the last summer before college. How is work?" soul: doing good. gonna have to let the boss know about the trip. Kid: (nods) "How are you packing? I was planning to have some casual clothes, some more formal attire for a date, a pair of swim trunks for the pools..." soul: some casual clothes, pajamas, swim trunks, other stuff. Kid: "Oh, right, pajamas..." (thinks what he would do without pajamas--eyes widen, blushes) "And, um, I better make sure to leave extra space in my luggage for any souvenirs." soul: yeah, same here. Kid: "What's the first class today, anyway?" soul: looks like math. Kid: (glances at Stocking...) "Math?" stocking: *grumble* -at lunch- Kid: (pats her back) "You survived." (holds up a spoonful of ice cream to her) stocking: *nom+pouts* QnQ Kid: (smiles..."So cute...") "Tasty?" stocking: *nods* Kid: "Care for another spoonful?" stocking: QxQ yes please. Kid: (smirks) "Say 'Ah...'" stocking: aaaah~ Kid: (passes the spoon into her mouth, letting the ice cream fall onto her tongue) stocking: mmm... mmmmmm~! <3 Kid: (laughs a bit, has a spoonful for himself) "What is the next class?" stocking: music i think. Kid: (smiles) "Excellent." -later- Kid: (reviews his sheet music) stocking: hmm. a duet piece, huh? Kid: "Hmm...Interesting...I wonder how it will sound." soul: .................. Patty: "Soul? Um...Is your brother the teacher for music class now? Or is someone else?" -after school- Kid: "Stocking, you were amazing!" stocking: aw thanks. Kid: "Have you considered performing with the Academy's music club?" stocking: do you mean the light music club, band or the orchestra? Kid: "Maybe light music or the orchestra." stocking: i dunno, i usually do music as a small hobby. Kid: (holds her hand) "If you ever need an audience, I'm there..." stocking: ^///^ Kid: (smiles) "Any plans for after school?" stocking: today or...?? Kid: "Today. I was hoping to finish packing for our road trip." stocking: sounds good. Kid: "Anything we don't have at home that we need for the trip? Anything to shop for?" -elsewhere- Spirit: (collapsed on the floor, conscious but demoralized) "Am I done? Have I finished my punishment yet, Lord Death?" lord death: seems so. now that the punishment is done, you have a mission. Spirit: "My mission?" ("I think the toilet fumes got to me--I can't remember...") lord death: why dont i get you some coffee? Spirit: (nods, sits up) "That would help." -one coffee later- lord death: now, you have a mission in shanghai. our branch there has run into some trouble, and we need you to investigate since yumi is incapacitated at present. Spirit: "...Shanghai? That's...pretty far, sir." lord death: take all the time you need.. Spirit: (nods) "Understood. I guess I'll have someone house-sit for my apartment...I, um...I have something I want to do first. Well, two things." lord death: oh? Spirit: "...Say goodbye to some people..." lord death: ah. well, keep in mind this isnt a permanent transfer, just a quick check up for about a week or two. Spirit: "I know...but in this line of work, you never know when your last goodbye will be...I will be updating my will as well." lord death: ...... Spirit: "Well, I better get to the first of these meetings...I will see you when I return, sir." lord death: of course. Spirit: (nods, turns, departs... "First stop..." Spots someone. "There she is...") "Kim." kim: hmm? oh. hey mr a. Spirit: "Hey...Um, how're you?" kim: alright, you? Spirit: "...I'm going away for a while. A mission." kim: ah. Spirit: "...I just wanted to let you know...and I hope you are hanging in there." kim: i've been managing. Spirit: (nods) "...Have you...tried speaking with her?" kim:............... Spirit: "...That's a no, then. I don't think that's the wrong decision. Take it from...a bad parent, I know when a child has to cut ties with someone like her..." kim: ................ *she hugs him* ............... Spirit: o_o "Um..." (pats her back) "It's okay, Kim." kim: you....you're not as bad as you think you are.... sorry, was that too sentimental? 7_7;;; Spirit: (smiles) "Yeah, that was schmaltzy..." (pats her head) "I appreciate hearing that...If you need anything, call me. I can't answer all the time, but...I'm going to try." kim: t-thanks....d-... n-nevermind.... .///.;;; Spirit: (smiles...) "I don't have to get going yet. I'm going to get lunch...You hungry?" kim: sure. Spirit: "Okay...So, what do you like to eat for lunch here?" -after lunch- kim: thanks for the food. Spirit: (checks his wallet..."Man, she is expensive. T_T ") "No problem! Well, I guess you got to go back to class...Um, I'll see you when I get back, okay?" kim: ok... b-be careful, ok? Spirit: (cocky smile, goofy dad grin, thumbs up) "Definitely!" (bishi starburst) kim: *rolls eyes* see ya. (thinking: same ol' mr a.) --Later-- Spirit: (knocks on Blair's door) blair: coming~ *she opens up* oh, hey spirit. Spirit: (waves) "Hey...You mind if I come in?" blair: come on in. *she smiles* Spirit: "Thanks...How are you?" blair: doing well. nagisa's sleeping right now. Spirit: "Oh..." (sits on the couch) "That's too bad...I'm...going away on a mission." blair: ah... Spirit: "I wanted to actually see a few people in person before leaving..." blair: *she nods* Spirit: "...I'm going to miss being around here. It's been awhile since I've had a mission this far out of the country." blair: yeah....be careful, alright? Spirit: "I will...I have one more stop I want to make..." -and so- Spirit: "..." (leans down to Maka's tombstone) "Hello, Maka." Spirit: (puts a hand on her tombstone, sits there for about an hour...) -silence- Spirit: "...I'm going to be a better person, Maka. Just be patient with me." (rests his hand on the tombstone again) "I miss you. I love you. And I will be back..." -no response- Spirit: (chokes up) "Goodbye..." (turns and walks away) -later, elsewhere- Patty: (folding her clothes into her luggage) liz: ok, that should be everything. Patty: "Yep! Oh, Sis, I want you to take this..." (hands Liz $400) liz: ....thanks sis. (thinking: i'm afraid to ask where she got this.) Patty: "I'm just worried I'm going to bet all our money in Vegas, so I figured you should hold onto my cash for me...You know what, take these, too--" (hands her three ATM cards and eight credit cards) liz: ok. Patty: "Just...don't ask why the ATM cards aren't in my name...and don't tell Stocking I stole her dad's ATM card..." stocking: SHE WHAT?! Patty: o_o "Well, I must be going." (tries to run away) -grab- mephisto: i think you have something of mine. *calm smile+dark aura* stocking: o_o;; Patty: ._____. (holds up a plushie) "You mean this? I won it for you at auction." -later, after the ATM card is returned- Kid: "...Your father did _what_ to Patty?" stocking: she was only in there for about 5 minutes....she'll be fine.... mostly. Patty: (rocking back and forth, wide-eyed) "I saw things that no mortal should see...and they didn't even give me a t-shirt..." -later- --Patty is asleep in bed-- Kid: (passes a hand along her hair) "Get some sleep..." -elsewhere- Anya: "...I'll be going to bed, now." tsugumi: night. ..... (thinking: i wonder if sid found who sent the letter yet..?) Anya: "...Night..." (gets into bed, turns away...a small sob heard) tsugumi: ..... ?? Anya: "I'm an idiot." tsugumi: anya? Anya: "Why did I bother asking Arthur to go with me to the museum?" tsugumi: i dont know what all happened, but i guess maybe you wanted to try knowing him better? the important thing is you tried your best, and i'm proud of you for that, ok? Anya: *sniff* "Th-Thank you...I think I'm going to go downstairs and make some tea." tsugumi: ok. *she follows* --In the kitchen-- Anya: "Here..." (hands her a saucer and teacup) tsugumi: *she smiles* thanks. Anya: (sips...) "So, any news from your friends back home?" tsugumi: they're doing well. Anya: (nods) "Did any mail come for me?" tsugumi: doesnt look like it, unless you ordered anything...? Anya: (shakes her head) "Just curious..." (finishes her tea) "...I guess I'll try to sleep again." -the next morning, elsewhere- Spirit: (holding his airplane ticket, standing in line to board) kami: *reading a magazine* Spirit: "..." (looks back--and cringes) "K-Kami?" kami: !!! *she tries to look away* (thinking: oh god DAMMIT! can i never get away from this idiot?!) Spirit: (approaches) "Um...Hi?" kami: *hides her face in her magazine* what? Spirit: "I didn't know you were flying...Hadn't you left Death City after...that?" kami: well, i was heading elsewhere, but alas, this plane made a stop here... Spirit: "...Oh. Um, where are you heading?" kami: does it matter? Spirit: "...I'm going to Shanghai..." kami: running away again? Spirit: (frowns) "No. Lord Death assigned me to a mission there, as Yumi cannot go." kami: ah.... how is she doing? Spirit: "She's doing pretty well, actually. She seems really ready for having a kid." kami: good for her... Spirit: "..." ("This is going to go badly...") "Um, you aren't going to Shanghai, are you?" kami: no. europe. aka. far far away from you. Spirit: ("Just breathe...Don't get upset...Not in an airport...") "I hope the trip is enjoyable, and I hope to see you in Death City soon." kami: doubt it. Spirit: "...Okay. Well, I better wait at my terminal. It was good to see you..." kami:.......... -elsewhere- Kid: "Zzz..." stocking: morning kiddo~ Kid: (opens his eyes slowly...) *Yawn* (smiles) "Morning, Stocking." (kisses her cheek) stocking: so cute~ Kid: *Yawn* "We have anywhere to be?" stocking: classes, then we leave for the road trip on saturday... Kid: (pouts, small groan, hugs her) "I wish I could stay in bed a bit longer." stocking: hehe~ Kid: (smirks) "Shower?" -at school- Black Star: "Anything we need to pick up after school, Tsubaki?" tsubaki: just some toilet paper. Black Star: (nods) "Nothing else you wanted for the trip?" tsubaki: maybe a disposable camera or two. Black Star: "I think I'll get a few more snacks. How about you, Soul?" soul: sure. might take something to read. Black Star: (nods) "Hey, in Vegas, you up for a magic show?" soul: eh, why not. Black Star: "Sweet! There's this one act, someone claiming to be a witch--but no one really thinks she is, that it's just stagecraft." soul: oh? Black Star: "Yeah. Totally large number of conspiracy theories online, trying to prove whether she is a witch or not. She doesn't release her Soul Protect, but can still somehow perform magic, so no one is sure. Weird, huh?" soul: maybe? i dunno. Black Star: "And maybe check out the pools, too. Impress some ladies..." (eyebrow wiggle) tsubaki: *bonks his head* behave. Black Star: T_T "Just jealous of my awesome flirting skills..." soul: *chuckles* Kid: (overhears) "Best not to antagonize your weapon, Black Star." (to Tsubaki) "What time should we pick you up for the road trip?" tsubaki: we'll come over around 10-11-ish. Kid: (nods) "Stocking said her father's vehicle will be there at 9. I'm hoping to have my suitcase on the vehicle by then." tsubaki: ah. Kid: "Well, I guess we should finish our reading for this class...Hmm...I wonder what our next class is." -later- Patty: "What will there be in Salt Lake City, Sis?" liz: *she checks the travel guide* Patty: "Maybe shops? Or theaters?" liz: they have some mining tours. Patty: o_o "We could find diamonds! Gold! Or maybe it's a mine full of rock candy!" liz: maybe *chuckles* Patty: "Man, if we tricked Stocking into thinking one mine was full of rock candy, imagine what would happen..." liz: oh boy. Patty: (takes out paper, starts drawing a map) "This is my most brilliant prank ever..." (stops) "Um...Do you think Kid will kill me for this prank?" liz:....... Kid: (slowly emerges from behind the couch...) "And why would I do that, Patricia...?" Patty: o_________o liz: O_______________O Kid: > : ( "Have you two finished your packing?" liz: just about. Patty: (nods vigorously, hides behind Liz) Kid: "Good..." (opens travel brochure) "Oh, it looks like there will be fireworks while we're in Salt Lake." liz: ooh. Patty: (emerges from behind Liz) "C-Cool..." Kid: "Vegas should be interesting as well...Liz, can I trust you and your sister will behave yourselves?" liz: yes sir! Patty: (pouts) "What's the worst that we can do in Vegas?" (whispers to Liz) "No, seriously, what can we get away with in Vegas?" liz: patti no. Patty: (pouts more) "What, you saying I can't go skinny dipping in a hotel fountain?" -elsewhere- Yumi: (lying in bed, sleeping) "Zzz..." lord death: *also asleep, holding yumi close* zzzzzzzzz Yumi: (begins to toss and turn...) "Death?" lord death: *yawn* yeaah yumi? Yumi: "I'm hungry. Could you get me some cookies and milk?" lord death: coming...*YAAAAWN* right up.... *he gets up, stretches, and goes to get it, still in his boxers* Yumi: (smirks) "Lovely view..." -once he brings the cookies and milk- Yumi: (munching quickly) "Hmmm...Um, sorry to make you go back downstairs, but could you also bring up some anchovies?" lord death:....ok? -1 delivery of anchovies later- Yumi: (puts anchovies on some cookies, and dips them in the milk) -elsewhere- Kid: *yawn* stocking: still tired kiddo? Kid: (nods) "Not sure why..." stocking: *she picks him up bridal style* come on, time to get you to bed. Kid: o\\\o "Th-Thank you..." Kid: (holds onto her) stocking: *smiles* Kid: "You are so strong..." stocking: almost there kiddo. Kid: (smiles, yawns again..."My strong angel...") stocking: ok, we're here. Kid: (smiles) "Thank you, Love." stocking: any time. stocking: *she lays him down* Kid: *yawn* "Hmmm..." (smiles) "This bed is so comfortable..." stocking: it is...*she lays next to him* and it doesnt break~ Kid: o\\\o "O-Oh..." stocking: hehe~ Kid: "..." (leans forward, puts his arms around her, kisses her lips gently) stocking: mmmm~ Kid: (rubs her back gently as he continues to kiss...) stocking: ah~ Kid: (slips his tongue past her lips) -meanwhile, elsewhere- Hibana: (taps at a scorpion in a container) scorpion: > : ( Hibana: "Tiny, yet dangerous..." shaula: dont mind him. paul gets cranky when he doesnt get fed. Hibana: "...'Paul'?" Hibana: "Hmm...In any case, I would have thought your venom would have stronger control over people already...The side effects are disappointing." shaula: oh? how so? Hibana: "Through my company, I have donated considerable amounts of money to advanced medical companies and hospitals--and I have used those connections to garner results from many of the nail polish customers...Symptoms include a high temperature..." (looks at Shaula) "I think my addition to your venom has an unfortunate effect..." shaula: did they go up in flames or something? Hibana: "No, but I would not be surprised that such is the next symptom." (points at Shaula) "You have to contain it." shaula: alrighty. lets see here... -elsewhere, in the ruins of an ancient and lost city- medusa: *panting* Noah: "Enough?" medusa: aww, getting cold feet already~? Noah: "No, just bored...I feel like I'm always the dominant one..." (smirks) "Don't you desire to have some power?" medusa: *smirks and vector arrows him to the floor* if you insist, honey~ Noah: (cackling) "Yes...Let's see what you can do now...see whether my lessons have paid off." medusa: *she sits down and rubs the tip of her foot against the shaft* Noah: (sighs) "Yes...Tell me, why are you always barefoot?" medusa: snakes dont have feet. Noah: "Not a desire to get closer to the ground?" (smirks) "Or to someone else?" medusa: ............ *steps firmly on the shaft* Noah: o___o "Ah!" medusa: heh~ Noah: (grins in annoyance) "Haven't you considered a more delicate touch to get the results you want?" medusa: with you? Noah: "Heh...How are you going to get off just slamming on my dick?" medusa: like this~ *she changes her clothes into snakes that wrap around her, one of them turning into a phallus that slides into her* ahhh~<3 Noah: (growing harder) "You don't like someone else pleasuring you?" medusa: jealous~? *fondling her own breasts* Noah: (licks his lips) "I am greedy..." medusa: *continues fondling herself with tentacle snakes* ahhhh~ Noah: (licking his lips) "You bitch...Hogging all of that to yourself..." medusa: maybe if you broke free from your restraints... but i doubt that~ Noah: (starts panting, huffing, as he tries to pull loose from the straps..."Good, she is getting stronger...and more cocky. Everything is falling into place...BUT GODDAMN IT, I AM HORNY!") "Come on--stop teasing me!" medusa: too bad~ *she fingers herself* ahhh fuck that feels good~ and so wet too~ Noah: "Fuck you!" (writhing in the restraints) "I could make you wetter!" medusa: oh yeah? just try me~ Noah: "Arg!" (beginning to tear at the arrows...) medusa: ahhhh~ *she squirts, licking some of her juices* Noah: "NO!" (rips out of the arrows) medusa: !!!! Noah: (stands still, erect) "I want some..." medusa: nah. *starts to walk away* Noah: "..." (grunts, turns his back to her, begins to stroke himself) "You fucking bitch..." medusa: *she just stands there, whistling* Noah: "...You want to watch?" medusa: *not answering, still naked* Noah: (turns, facing her, as he continues stroking...gazing at her) medusa: what? Noah: "I remember you begging me to go deeper inside you..." (keeps stroking) medusa: dont recall~ Noah: "..." (strokes more vigorously) "God, you look amazing..." medusa: you just gonna stand there? Noah: "...I want you on me. I'm waiting for you to make the move, Medusa...I want you." medusa: *she lays down on her back before rolling over, shaking her rear* ...... satisfied? Noah: (walks over, lies down alongside...and rubs her backside) "You tell me...I'm following your directions this time..." medusa: heh. if you really think you can make me scream, then prove it~ Noah: "Do you want this...?" (spanks her) medusa: *wince* ah! w-what am i, a 4 year old? Noah: "Not with what comes out of your mouth..." (spanks harder) medusa: ..... hmm... tell you what.... if you can catch me, then you can have your way with me. sound good? Noah: (smirks) " 'Catch you'?" medusa: *she takes off* Noah: "...Damn." (runs towards her) -after about 15 minutes- medusa *she turns a corner* Noah: (whispers in her ear) "Found you..." medusa: !!!! Noah: (his hands wrap around her--and pull her in a hug) medusa: ?!?! .///.; Noah: "What? No arrow through my gut?" medusa: *she elbows him* Noah: (grunts, smiles) "That's more like it..." (tries to grab her again) medusa: *she dodges, punches, kicks until she loses her balance* shit! Noah: (catches her at her lower back...holding her, as he strokes a hand along her face) medusa: .////.# *she tries to bite him* Noah: (brings his lips to hers...) medusa: !!!! Noah: (pulls back his lips) "Surprised?" medusa: s-shut up. Noah: "A deal is a deal..." (he rests his hand along her hip, as he kisses along her neck) medusa: 7///7 Noah: "How shall I pleasure you?" (massages along her lower back, as he kisses the crook of her neck) medusa: bet you cant~ Noah: (places a hand along her right breast, massaging it) "I've fucked you sensless so many times...I know every bit of your body..." medusa: *blush* Noah: (pinches her nipple) "You are beautiful, my serpent..." medusa: mmm! *she bites her lip* Noah: "I've thought so for so long..." (kisses her shoulder, as his other hand slides down her stomach...) medusa: *blush* i know. Noah: (brings his lips to hers again, a bit harder, as his fingers continue to work her nipple and his other hand now reaches for her folds...) medusa: mm-mmmmm.... Noah: (slips his tongue past her lips, and three of his fingers inside) -elsewhere- arachne: *sleeping* Giriko: (snoring) -elsewere- eibon: *working on something*..... *looks around and sighs* seems he's gone to play with his friend again... *small smile* -elsewhere- Spirit: "Zzzzz..." (eyemask over his face, as he lies back in airplane seat) -back at the mansion- kirika: *asleep as mocha sleeps in a kitty bed next to her* Kid: (purrs happily...) -something is sneaking into the mansion- kirika: zzzzzzzzzz........ Gopher: (slowly rises over the edge of the bed, looking at Kirika...) kirika: zzzzzzzzzzzz....... Gopher: (what he is thinking: "Oh, my darling. You are still under the sway of Morpheus, far away from me and yet so near...I hope your dreams are pleasant, and worry not: I will guard you at all times against the shadows of this world. I shall be your angel of light.") (And what he looks like: a blushing, sweaty, nervous boy) kirika: ............. (dreaming about stuff) zzzz stahp hoggin all...t-the crescent rolls....then there ...wont be any for everyone else...y-ya assholeeee... zzzzzzzzzz *drooling* Gopher: (gulps..."At least I know what I could buy her for a gift...") --Gopher stares at her for a long time, still keeping his distance...he backs up a bit, towards Mocha's kitty bed...-- kirika: zzzrt.... thirsty. *she gets up and sleepwalks to the fridge* Gopher: (freezes in place, struggling not to move...) -she returns with a mini-carton of milk, which she proceeds to drink* ahh that was good. *throws the empty carton into the garbage can* Gopher: (hiding behind the bed, trying not to make a sound...and the empty carton hits his head on its way into the garbage can) kirika: back to bed... *she crashes out onto the bed, snoring* Gopher: (sighs with relief, smiles, stands to get up--and trips on Mocha's bed) mocha: *le scratch* Gopher: "Owie!!!" kirika: *still asleep* Gopher: "..." ("For real?! I just screamed and--and--And I must be incredibly lucky..." Then he sees Mocha glaring at him...slowly backs away--then feels his back hit something) -the edge of her bed- Gopher: "Wow!" (the back of his knee hits the bed, causing him to fall backwards...) -right in the bed, his back on her side, making an X shape- Gopher: 8< ("Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God...I don't want to die!" Tries to slowly ease out of the bed, as he delicately places his arms down to give himself support to push himself out of bed) kirika: zzzzzzzzzzz *drooling* Gopher: ("How is she still asleep?!" Notices the drool...) : < ("I had best wipe that drool..." Removes a tissue.) kirika: zzzzzz..... Gopher: (gingerly wipes away her drool...His ^ frown curls up into a w-smile..."So beautiful...") kirika: zzzzzzzzz *she opens her eye at him* .................. Gopher: OwO;;;;; (sweats, frozen...) kirika:...................... *she gets up and calmly choke-holds him, taking the clock on the night stand* you can read a digital clock, right? Gopher: (suffocating, struggling to nod) kirika: what does it say, then? Gopher: "I can't tell--I think I'm going blind..." kirika: ..... *she lets go* god you're such a wuss... Gopher: (gasps for breath, falls forward--onto Kirika) kirika:............... *PUNCH* Giriko: "Ooooow FUCK!" arachne: ?? Giriko: "S-Sorry. Felt like someone I know just got punched hard in the face..." --Elsewhere-- Gopher: "Ooooww...Why do you bruise me so?" kirika: .......... U,U# Gopher: "Is my nose broken? Am I going to die?" kirika: of the love of- you're fine dumbass. you survived worse. Gopher: "...Oh. O-Okay...M-May I leave now?" -later- eibon: *gives him some tea* Gopher: "Thank you, sir." eibon: do try to be more careful, alright? Gopher: "S-Sir? I-I should not be going into her bedroom...I think I should be punished." eibon: if you insist.... *tiny chop* bad. Gopher: T_T "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" eibon:.... *tinier chop* Gopher: .w. "Thank you!" (tears of happiness) eibon:......m-my child? Gopher: "I never had a good disciplinary figure in my life who cared!" (sobbing) eibon: ..... *he hugs him* Gopher: "T-Thank you...I have appreciated your guidance and mentorship..." eibon: *he nods* you still have much to learn. but for now, i think you need to rest. -the next morning- kirika: ............. .n. Kid: "What's wrong with you?" kirika: nuthin.... Kid: "earlier this morning did not sound like 'nothing': Stocking and I could hear noise from your room." kirika: THATS NOT HOW IT IS! >///////< Kid: o_o "I-I wasn't implying that! ..." (smirks) "So, you feel affection for Gopher?" kirika: DO YOU WANNA DIE?!?! lord death: ok, settle down, settle down. Yumi: -_- "Could everyone please stop yelling..." -at school- kirika: ........ --Gopher is hiding behind a trash can-- marcy: *staaaaaaaare* *hiding behind the trashcan as well* Gopher: :< "Hey, get your own trashcan!" marcy: shhh! *covers his mouth and stares at soul, who is getting a pepsi from the vending machine* Gopher: (grunting, struggling to get released...) soul: ......??? Gopher: (makes more noise, trying to get loose) -later, during class- Black Star: "Man, I can't wait for classes to be over--I want to be on the road NOW!" liz: we should be out by tomorrow morning. Black Star: "But this class is so boring already!" -at lunch- Black Star: (frowning, chalk dust stuck in his hair) "All I said was class was boring--Sid didn't have to throw an eraser at my head." stocking: hehe~ Kid: "You can wash it out of your hair after gym." -at gym class- Kid: "What's up for today? Basketball? Swim laps? Track?" liz: looks like we're doing a marathon run around the city. Patty: "Man, that's going to be exhausting...Don't suppose we can cheat?" -and so- Kid: (sweating, panting) "Quite a long distance...How are you holding up, Stocking?" stocking: doing good. Kid: (smiles) "Good. And you, Liz?" liz: *panting* good. Kid: (looks concerned) "Please take it easy...Wait, where is Patty?" liz: *she points ahead* Patty: (lying back in a rickshaw pulled by Meme) "Faster! You want to take off those last few pounds, right?!" Meme: "Right!" (pulls faster) Kid: o_o "She is so going to get a failing grade in gym..." kim: wow. hmmmmmm.... Jacqueline: "Kim..." -later- Patty: "I don't see why Sid had to punish me." (changes out of gym clothes) "I wasn't the one who was pulling the rickshaw..." liz: at least he was nice enough to delay it till after our road trip. Patty: (grabs her towel, heads to the shower) "Yeah, but a college student in detention? That's just embarrassing." liz: detention served running laps. Patty: (frowns, turns on the hot water for her--and then turns the cold water onto Liz) -later- Kid: "Here are my last books to return to the library before our trip." librarian: ah. you enjoy your vacation sir. Kid: "Thank you..." (passes by a shelf and spots...) "Tamaki?" tamaki: ?! *she looks away* Kid: "??? Are you looking for something?" tamaki: no. *she's reading a book on arthurian legend* Kid: o_o "Please tell me you aren't seeking the Holy Sword." tamaki: the holy sword? Kid: "...He who shall not be named... (ﺧ益ﺨ) EXCALIBUR." tamaki: oh, you mean arthur's stupid beam sword? Kid: "No! That annoying sword that Hiro had! The one that transforms into that albino penguin looking creature!" tamaki: *laughs* what?! Kid: (grabs her by the shoulder, shouting in the library) "He is real! Really annoying! If you see him, run! Run from that abomination!" tamaki: sure... librarian: SHH! Kid: (sweats, whispers...) "Sorry!" (back to Tamaki) "Why, then, look up Arthurian legends?" (pauses) "Why was your first thought Arthur Boyle?" tamaki: *cat tail* sh-shut up! Kid: o____o "O-kay...Well, have a good break..." tamaki: 7-7;; Kid: "Are you doing anything during your vacation?" tamaki: maybe. Kid: "...Ever been interested in visiting Las Vegas?" tamaki: maybe, but if your inviting me, no. i have other plans. Kid: "Understood. Well, good luck with...reading." tamaki: .............. -later- Black Star: (cleaning his locker...and pulls out a brown paper bag that is soggy and growing mushrooms) soul: o__o Black Star: "...You think this is safe to eat?" soul: fuck no. Black Star: (frowns, tosses it into the trash) "Let me see what else is in here..." (pulls out a photograph frame...and looks sad: it's him, Tsubaki, Soul...and Maka) soul:........... Black Star: "..." (finishes cleaning, then sets the frame in his locker so that it is now visible, front and center) "...Remember that day?" soul: yeah... Black Star: "You and Maka were whining at each other all afternoon...then you just were laughing and all smiles." soul: yeah, maka actually threw up from the roller coaster, and i ended up laughing. then she made me ride that spinning wheel... i thought i was gonna die! Black Star: (laughs) "Yeah, you were struggling to stand upright! Almost knocked down Maka!" soul: yeah. it was a good day. Black Star: (smiles, pats Soul's back) soul:..... Black Star: "...I think you should see her before our trip." soul: yeah... Black Star: (packs his bag) "I'm done with my locker. How about you?" soul: getting to it. Black Star: "Need help? I'm really good at keeping things clean!" (the brown paper bag has somehow crawled out of the trash can, slithering along the floor...) -later, after soul cleans his locker- Black Star: "So, anything in Salt Lake City you plan to check out?" soul: not sure yet. Black Star: "There's a cool planetarium there--maybe big enough for a star like me!" -elsewhere- Yumi: (sitting in a rocking chair in the baby's new room) lord death: how are you holding up? Yumi: (smiles) "Okay...Just sore..." (yawns) "And tired." lord death: aww... *he rubs her stomach* Yumi: (blushes a bit) "What do you think she'll look like?" lord death: who knows... Yumi: "Oh, come on--can't you imagine her with golden eyes?" lord death: oh i can see that. i hope she looks like you. *he smiles* Yumi: (sad smile) "I wonder if I will see my family's features in her..." lord death: .... *he hugs her* Yumi: (quiet for a bit) "It's going to be quiet here, with the children going on this trip...Do you worry?" lord death: of course i do. especially given kids... *ahem* condition. Yumi: "...Would you feel more comfortable if they had a chaperone? I know they are too old for that sort of thing...but maybe they don't _have_ to know someone is following them?" lord death: hmmmm.... Yumi: "Someone who can be good with children...who knows enough about Las Vegas..." -later- soul: hey maka... its me again.... --Silence-- soul: we're going on a road trip to vegas and salt lake city... can you believe we're actually gonna be in collage? i just wish.... you were here with us... --Silence-- soul: its weird.......can i be honest?........if you were still here.... after we graduated collage.... i would have asked you to marry me. --Silence-- soul:....*he whimpers and clings to the grave* --Soul feels something along him...like a warm embrace...-- soul: .... ?? --Nothing is there...but a wind blows through a tree, and something familiar feels like it was just there...-- soul:.........well.... see you later... i miss you. --Silence-- -elsewhere- Kid: "What kind of a vehicle is your father providing for our trip, Stocking?" stocking: welll..... *excalibur face* -a large van with an animatronic of mephisto laying seductively on top of - Kid: "??? Are we going to have to do any work on the vehicle before we leave? Does it run well?" stocking: dont worry, it runs well. and its got plenty of space. Kid: (nods) "That's good. Anything else you need to pack?" stocking: i'm just about done. Kid: "Same. I'm really looking forward to this trip...I just hope everyone behaves themselves." stocking: yeah. Kid: (smirks) "Will you behave yourself?" stocking: if i dont, will you punish me~? Kid: (holds her chin) "Yes." stocking: oh~ Kid: (draws her to him, as he kisses lightly on her cheek) -elsewhere- Arthur: (practicing with his sword...) "Damn." (switches back to his dominant hand) "I just can't be ambidextrous..." shinra: dude, it was one time, you dont have to lose your shit over it. Arthur: "You never know when it may come in handy. After all, what if I lost my right arm in combat?" shinra:..... robot arm? arthur: (sighs) "You've been watching too much Star Wars." shinra: TnT Arthur: "You should be practicing as well." shinra: i have! Arthur: "Wouldn't know it looking at you in combat." (continues practicing his sword-work) "Your reaction time seems slow." shinra: alright. here i go! Arthur: "?!" shinra: *he takes off* -elsewhere- Anya: (looking at the sunset...) kim: hey. Anya: "..." (sighs) "The sunset does look nice, but..." kim: but? Anya: "Just feels like something is missing." kim: how so? Anya: "Just feels like something is missing." kim: how so? Anya: (puts a hand over her heart) "I can't believe this...but I think I'm sounding like Tsugumi: in love with love..." kim: ?????? anya are you sick? Anya: "N-No, I'm not sick! I just...wonder whether I should...be dating, or if I'm not interested in boys or girls or anyone...I'm just really confused what I want." kim: hey, if you arent sure, then just take things one day at a time. it takes a while to know who you really are. Anya: (pouts) "I'm just impatient..." kim: you'll find someone. maybe. Anya: (sighs) "Maybe..." ("I'd ask about her love life, but that's a whole complication I don't need to pry into...") "...I don't know...I think about...people I find attractive. And maybe that's all I know: just that I find them attractive, not that I want to go any further than that...Why can't these things be predictable? The sun sets everyday, but I have no idea what to expect in a relationship." kim: hmmm.... who knows. i'm not exactly a love expert. if anything, if it were me, i'd want to be with someone who accepts me as i am. Anya: "That would be nice..." (shudders) "I can only imagine who my parents would want me to marry. The 'regal' type doesn't appeal to me..." kim: hmmm.... what do you think your type is? Anya: "I don't know. Someone...simple. I mean, I don't mean dumb--just someone down-to-earth, practical. Someone who...can pull me back when I'm being too silly." kim: i see... Anya: "...I couldn't even have a good date with Clay: Akane tricked him into it. So embarrassing." kim: try again maybe on your own terms? who knows? Anya: (squirms) "Maybe...Just not now. Now, just watch the sunset." kim: yeah.... -elsewhere- Black Star: "Done!" (holds up luggage...with a shirt poking out of it) tsubaki: *her luggage is more organized* Black Star: "What do you want to do in Salt Lake? Maybe rafting?" tsubaki: sure. Black Star: "Oh, and Kid wanted to know whether there were any stops we wanted to make on the way to Salt Lake and Vegas. We each get to stop at one tourist spot, but no one more than one." (holds up a postcard) "Ogden, Utah, has a one-day arm-wrestling competition! Guess who's going to win that?!" tsubaki: ah. Black Star: "Want to go swimming in Salt Lake?" tsubaki: like rafting? sure! Black Star: (smiles) "Awesome! Good thing I packed some swimtrunks." tsubaki: *she smiles* Black Star: (thinks of something) "Oh, and Olympic Village in Salt Lake City, too! That'll be great! Imagine the cannonball I could make in the Olympic-size pool!" -elsewhere- Kid: (sips on tea) "Thank you for making this, Father. Will you be okay with all of us gone on this road trip?" lord death: we'll manage as best we can. Kid: (sad smile) "Any souvenirs you desire?" lord death: if you can get one of those souvenir collector spoons, i would love one of those. Kid: (nods) "On it." (smiles) "I was thinking of stopping by a magic shop in Vegas...I mean, a stage-magic shop, not magic-magic." lord death: oh? Kid: (nods) "I've...felt inspired lately...Father, I used to not write poetry like I do, draw like I do, perform magic tricks like I do...I'm not ignoring how difficult things can be for me...but I feel happy." lord death: that's wonderful kiddo! Kid: (blushes) "Thank you." -later- Patty: (asleep on top of her luggage) liz: zzzzz... Kid: (sighs) "They tired themselves out." -the next morning- Kid: *yawn* liz: welp, today's the big day. Patty: "Yep! So eat up!" (slams down a stack of pancakes in front of Stocking) stocking: mmm~! Kid: (bites into his pancakes) "Excellent work, Patty!" Patty: *griiiin* -later- liz:.........wow.......... Kid: O_____O stocking: *excalibur face* yeeeeah... Patty: "...Well, now we know where Stocking gets it..." liz: there are many things i wanted to see in my life.... this is definitely not one of them. Kid: (frowns at Patty) "Just...It's a nice gift from Mephisto...Let's just get our luggage on board..." -and so- soul: please tell me that isnt our ride. Kid: "This is our ride." soul: mother of god.... Kid: "Look, it was nice of him to provide us with _anything_." Patty: (poking the Mephisto atop the van) "And it'll fit in in Vegas!" tsubaki: its....nice. Black Star: ._______. soul: i have stared into the abyss....and it fucking winked at me. Kid: "Would you just inside the Mephisto-Mobile already?!" (...) "I can't believe I just called it that..." stocking: its better than what my dad calls it........... Kid: "...Do I want to know?" stocking:.......................'van-service' (BA-DUM-TSH) Kid: "..." (facepalm) Black Star: "Dude, Stocking better be worth it for this..." stocking: ,////,;;;; Kid: (frowns at Black Star, holds Stocking's hand) "She's worth everything." stocking: *she blushes and smiles* Black Star: (eyeroll) "Fine. Let's just get going." tsubaki: awwww. -inside- soul: holy shit this thing is huge on the inside! Kid: "It must be similar to the Death Room spatial manipulation." stocking: well, my dad is called the demon king of time and space... Kid: (nods) "Who will be driving?" -there is a driver up already- Patty: (frowns) "It's like someone thinks we can't go on a roadtrip on our own..." -meanwhile- Yumi: (lying on the couch, reading) kirika: *playing with mocha using a cat toy* Yumi: (smiles at Mocha) "Kirika, do you wish you were going on this road trip?" kirika: eh, i can entertain myself here. Yumi: (nods) "Maybe you and I could do something with your father?" kirika: like what? Yumi: "Well, maybe we could go out to dinner, or go out for the day. Was there anywhere you wanted to visit in Death City?" kirika: *shrugs* Yumi: "Do you like going to the theater? We could see a play?" kirika: eh, too stuffy. Yumi: "A movie?" kirika: nah. Yumi: "...Burgers and shakes?" ("...I really do not know what she enjoys...") kirika:...sure. Yumi: "...Okay." (closes her book, tries to sit up) -later- Yumi: "Which flavor did you get, Death?" lord death: moose tracks! Yumi: "Tasty! I had orange with jalapeno sauce." kirika:............ Yumi: "How is yours, Kirika?" kirika: good. -she had black cherry- Yumi: "...How have classes been?" kirika: same as usual. Yumi: "Which class has been your favorite this semester?" kirika: *shrugs* Yumi: "When I was your age, I enjoyed math and drawing..." kirika: figures... Yumi: "Death, which subjects do you like?" lord death: as a young lad, i was instructed in many subjects, such as foreign language, history, arcitecture, the likes. Yumi: "I'm sure learning architecture helped with building the Academy, yes?" lord death: indeed it did~! Yumi: (smiles at Kirika) "And a lot of my studies helped me be an expert shot and to finish paperwork quickly and properly." kirika:........ Yumi: "...I really liked school...more than, well, being outside of classes..." kirika: ............. Yumi: "..." (starts crying) lord death: sweetie? are you ok? *worried* Yumi: (nods) "I just really liked my classes, I liked studying, but...I felt alone outside of class." (sniffs) "I'm sorry, it must be hormones." kirika: hmph....at least _your_ parents let you go to a decent school during childhood... Yumi: "I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ignore what you have gone through." kirika: eh, its like, whatevs. Yumi: (shakes her head) "No, it's not..." (moves her chair--and hugs Kirika) kirika: !?!? Yumi: "We will do whatever we can to provide for you, Kirika." kirika: ..... Yumi: "..." (lets go...wipes away a tear) "How about another burger? I'm still hungry." kirika:...*nods* -elsewhere- Patty: (looking out the window) "Are we there yet?" liz: not yet. Patty: "Man...Isn't there anything entertaining in this sex van?" Kid: "Stop. Calling. It. That." stocking: there is a tv. Patty: "Oh, sweet!" (puts on the TV) "I wonder what's on." -seems to be anime.- stocking: ah. -elsewhere- Spirit: (skimming Mandarin-English dictionary) flight attendant: do you need anything sir? Spirit: (smiles) "Could I have another orange juice, please?" flight attendant: of course sir. *she smiles* Spirit: (returns to his book..."I really hope I can get the accent correct. It's been awhile since I had to speak Mandarin...") -elsewhere- tamaki: ok, this should be the place. ~Cave of Eternity~ tamaki: ok....just a little further now... Fairy: "Oh! Hello!" tamaki: !! ah! huh? a fairy? Fairy: (chuckles) "Why, yes, I am! And you are?" tamaki: .... name's Tamaki Kotatsu. i'm here looking for the holy sword. Mainly to prove an idiot boy wrong. Fairy: "..." (ﺧ益ﺨ) "Oh." tamaki: (thinking: that face again?) so.... where can i find it? Fairy: (sigh) "Just follow the stream to its source--you can't miss it." (shakes head..."Poor deluded soul...") tamaki: ok thanks. *she follows the path* (thinking: heh. soon i'll get to prove that idiot kid wrong, gain glory and power, and arthur will finally notice me!....wait what?) --It gets brighter in the Cavern as Tamaki reaches a pedestal...-- tamaki: wow.... it's.... *ahem* ok.... lets do this.....*she inhales and pulls the sword out* --Removing the sword was easier than expected...-- tamaki: YES!!!! ???: "Congratulations!" tamaki: *victory dance* tamaki: SOON I WILL GET THE GLORY, RESPECT, AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS I DESERVE! and arthur.... he'll.... *fantasizing a shoujo romance scene of her and arthur* ???: "Welcome, young one! How good of you to come!" tamaki: huehuehue- huh? --The Holy Sword glows, pulling out of Tamaki's hands-- tamaki: eh-eh?! ???: "Allow me to introduce myself!" ???: "I am the Holy Sword, Excalibur!" --Blinding explosion of light-- tamaki: KYA! *she falls on her rear* owww.... what the heck?! --Standing over her (...not really...) is a short, white, penguin-looking creature-- tamaki: *blinks and tilts head* huh? Excalibur: "Fool!" tamaki: h-hey! Excalibur: "What is your name, young one?" tamaki: !! *she gets up* name's Tamaki Kotatsu, member of the 1st brigade serving under Leonardo Burns! i'm here to prove a stupid boy named death the kid wrong and- excalibur: "My legend begins in the Twelfth Century!" Excalibur: "From the looks of you, you are a Fire Being from the 1st Brigade." tamaki: yes. thats what i just said. Excalibur: "Fool!" Excalibur: "You have come to bast in my glory!" tamaki: ?? Excalibur: "Would you like to hear my heroic legend?" tamaki: look i just- Excalibur: "My legend begins in the Twelfth Century!" tamaki: you just said that- Excalibur: "Where did you come from?" tamaki: like my childhood or just recently? Excalibur: "I was born on the Fifth of December!" tamaki: i didnt even ask when- Excalibur: "Of course, that was before the changes to the calendar, so my Fifth of December is technically your Thirtieth of February." tamaki: there's no such thing as- Excalibur: "That is why everyday is my birthday! Now, then, where are my presents?" tamaki:.... -elsewhere- Hiro: (shudders) hime: hmm? whats wrong bro? Hiro: "I just sensed...something wrong...Really wrong." hime: ?? -back with the group- liz: looks like a tourist trap up ahead. Black Star: " 'The Bottomless Pit'? Dude, let's go inside it!" -later- tsubaki: it was only 30 ft deep... at least there was an elevator. Black Star: "Dude! I could punch the ground into the center of the earth and make a deeper hole! What a ripoff! Hey, give us back our money!" -elsewhere- Arthur: "And that, Lord Death, is why you should have a Round Table in your office." lord death: zzzzz..... Arthur: "...Sir?" (approaches, pokes his shoulder) lord death: snrk geh huh wha? *yaaawn* oh, hello arthur. Arthur: "I have been here for two hours! Explaining why you need a Round Table!" lord death: i get the table itself, though when you started rambling, i must'a dozed off~ Arthur: "...That's very hurtful, sir. I thought my opinions would be valued here." lord death: though i will consider it. Arthur: *beaming smile, gets on one knee* "Thank you, My Lord!" -elsewhere- justin: *he's talking a walk* Giriko: "Hey! Priest!" justin: ?? oh. good morning. *smiles* Giriko: "Yeah, whatever. Look, I, um...I need your help with something." justin: oh? and that is? Giriko: "I, uh, want to try to find a better apartment..." justin: well my home always has plenty of room. Giriko: (blink) "Your home? Um, I'm not looking for a roommate. I, um...I found someone." justin: oh? Giriko: "Y-Yeah...So I was trying to find a place that wasn't so seedy." (smirks) "I mean, I bring my own sleeze wherever I go..." justin: ah. well, i'll see what i can do. Giriko: "You mean it?! Thanks, man!" (hard pat on the back) justin: of course. *after that, he continues on his walk until he spots something* hmm? *he investigates it*.... ah!! -elsewhere- Meme: (wipes her brow) "There! Finished watering the garden!" tsugumi: *humming* Meme: "What are you working on, Tsugumi?" tsugumi: just watering the pumpkins. Meme: "Just a few months until Halloween. I can't wait for the dance!" tsugumi: not sure who i'm going to ask out... Meme: "Maybe a certain man with eyeglasses..." tsugumi: ... o/////o -her pigtails stiffen up- Meme: "?! If you wanted to! N-No pressure!" tsugumi: ./////. Meme: "T-Tsugumi? Do you think I should ask out..." tsugumi: hmm? Meme: "...Mio?" tsugumi: ...totally! mio: !!!! *her foot turns into an axe blade, causing her to fall onto her back* ow.... Meme: o\\\\o "Has she been there the whole time?" mio: i was gardening with you guys....uh... tsugumi: mio-chan! you grew a blade! Meme: o_____o; ("I forgot...Maybe I'm losing memories...") "CONGRATULATIONS ON TRANSFORMING!" (hugs her, then runs away) mio: wha- .//////////. .......................... *NOSEBLEED+faints* Anya: "..." (dumps water can's contents over Mio) "Wake up!" mio: *screams* why. -elsewhere- Excalibur: "Provision #41: Teacups are to be arranged in order from largest to smallest, then by color, then chronologically." tamaki: ............. *her soul is desperatly tries to flee her body* Excalibur: "Finally, you will sign this abbreviated contract, pledging you as my meister..." (shoves a stack of 2,000 pages into Tamaki's hands) "...which you will sign with this!" (holds up a pen--with an Excalibur topper) tamaki:................say, can i see your sword form for a moment? Excalibur: "Aw, you wish to marvel at my splendor once more--of course!" (transforms with a blast of light, his sword form elevating over her, waiting for her hands to reach him) tamaki: *she puts the sword back in the pedestal*...................................... Excalibur: "Um, excuse me, young warrior? What are you doing?" tamaki: *muttering* its not worth it.......its so not worth it....... -later- tamaki:............... Fairy: "Oh, hello! Did you find the Holy Sword?" tamaki: .......................................... what do you think....? Fairy: "...Oh. Yes, that reaction is rather typical. Even the young Shinigami reacted as you have." tamaki: ...... *GLARES* Fairy: o_o "Y-You aren't the first to have tried and failed! There was one boy who managed to be his meister for a few days...but even that boy, Hiro, ended up disowning Excalibur." tamaki: whatever... i'm going home...... i'll take one of these glowflowers as a souviner. Fairy: "Well, I guess it's only fair after putting up with...him." -later, elsewhere- Patty: (asleep in Van Service) liz: so when do you think we'll arrive? Kid: "In Salt Lake? Another half hour." liz: ah. Black Star: "Hey, Stocking? Any tourist traps you wanted to check out?" stocking: not sure. *she checks her phone* --Black Star sees the wallpaper on her phone-- Black Star: "Cute pic of you and Kid.” stocking: *she smiles* Black Star: (glances at Tsubaki...blushes a bit) "So...what kind of tourist traps do you like, Stocking?" stocking: *shrugs* shops, graveyards, supernatural stuff. liz: ^^... O___O;;;; Kid: (smirks, whispers to Liz) "She likes being around Death himself: I got lucky." liz: Q-Q;; Black Star: (whispers to Stocking) "What would you recommend if I wanted to...take Tsubaki somewhere she would like?" stocking: oh? well, i guess gardens and stuff like that? as much as we hang out, i dont know her that well, just a little bit. Black Star: (nods) "Yeah, gardens would be good. Maybe Salt Lake has a botanical garden or something..." stocking: maybe. Kid: (looks out the window) "This is lovely scenery. It's good to see more than just a desert all the time." stocking: *she looks out the window, what does she see?* --There are hills, mountains, and a river running through them. The trees are a vivid green, the sky large and blue.-- stocking: wow... soul: its like that time i went camping when i was in boy scouts. Black Star: (snort) "You were a Boy Scout?" soul: 7///////////7;;; hey, i was like... 5-7 years old during the time.... Black Star: "So, if we need camping expertise, now we know the expert to turn to. " Kid: -_- "Stop teasing him." Patty: "Zzz..." Kid: (looks at the water reflecting off the river, looks at Stocking) "It is beautiful, isn't it?" soul: alright, but i dont remember much of it.. stocking: yeah... Patty: *yawn* (wakes up, looks out window) "Oh, are we there now?" liz: *she looks at the map* Patty: "So, the sign outside said we are here--" (points at the map) "How far is that from Salt Lake?" liz: about 3 and a half miles. Patty: "Woot!" (accidentally hits a button on the van's wall) "Um..." stocking: *she looks up* OH GOD NO! -she activated boxer's mode- Kid: o_o Black Star: "What the heck is boxer's mode?" -the animatronic is now in its boxers- liz: dang stocking your dad is ripped. stocking: STOP LOOKING AT IT!!! Patty: "...I'd tap that." stocking: NO! Kid: "Just push the button again, and it will stop!" (pushes the button again) -they veered a wrong turn and end up someplace- Black Star: "...So, where are we?" (looks outside at a sign...) " 'Fort Douglas: Haunted Military Base.' ...Creepy." liz: Q____Q stocking: *she looks at another sign* 'Lysandra City'.... 'turn back now?' weird... Kid: "...Ominous." -liz, stocking, patti and kid went to investigate- -the city is in ruins, no signs of life anywhere- Kid: "I can't sense any souls...not even ghosts." liz: Q_______Q stocking: seems we have a mystery to solve! Patty: "Scooby Gang: go forth!" liz: whyyyy... Patty: "Because the plot says so!" (holds Liz by the hand, pulling her along) Kid: "Hmm...What could have caused this kind of destruction?" stocking: ...... Kid: "We better keep moving. Keep an eye out for anything abnormal." stocking: yeah.... Patty: (holds something up...) "Hey! I found snake skin! Looks like one of them shedded it!" liz: snake skin?..... stocking: guys....hide in the ally, now. Kid: "?!" (grabs Liz and Patty) "Stocking, come on!" -a large hound like creature sniffs the air and looks around....it seems.... wrong....- liz: Q_____Q Kid: "...Transform. Now!" liz: uhhh.... stocking: shhh! we need to sneak around it. Kid: (nods) -the creature looks, then leaves deeper into the city- Kid: (whispers) "Stocking...You know what that is?" stocking: not a clue....but something told me that thing wasnt very friendly...instinct i guess... Kid: "We should alert the DWMA as to this location..." stocking: *she takes out her phone.....seems the signal is jammed* Kid: "?! Let me try my mirror..." (removes pocket mirror, flicks across the surface...What does he see?) lord death: how----do! ho------ing? Kid: (whispering into it) "Father? You're cutting out? We have an emergency..." lord death: cou------eak up? i----fuzz ov----here. Kid: (trying to focus his soul, in hope to augment the signal...) "Emergency: we have spotted a creature, coordinates 40.7500° N, 111.8833° W..." lord death: a creature? what kind? ????: dont.... move.... Kid: "...?" -a young woman stands before you, holding up a gun- Kid: (frowns) "Identify yourself." woman: identify yourselves first. you have 10 seconds..... 10....9... Kid: "Death the Kid, DWMA." -an older woman appears from behind a hidden door- ???: heather? whats going on? girl: i found these two hanging around out here, saying they're DWMA or something. Kid: "???" woman: well whatever the case, you come on in.... its dangerous out here... Kid: (looks to Stocking) stocking: ....... -gingerly, they enter- -inside is a small house, an older man and a young girl are there as well.- Kid: (stands in front of Stocking, waits for the door to be shut behind them, and for one of the occupants to speak) -the girl walks up to them- child: did mom and sis invite you to come play fort too? Kid: (looks to Stocking) "...Yes." (smiles at the child) "We did." -the older girl puts her gun down, said gun then turns into another girl, younger than the meister, but older than the child- Kid: "Liz, Patty, revert..." woman: ?? Patty: (emerges out of weapon form...waves meekly) liz: um....hi? woman: well i'll be..... *she walks up to them and hugs them* liz: ?! Patty: "...Have we met?" older girl: mom? what's going on? woman: you two have grown up to be lovely young ladies. Patty: "...!" woman: *she looks at the 3 girls* Heather, Riley, Julie. meet Liz and Patti Thompson; your cousins! Kid: o_o liz: wait what?! Patty: o___o stocking: well, i can see a little resemblance. -later- Patty: "It's great! It's like a family reunion!" (stares at Heather) "Can I borrow 50 bucks?" heather: no. Patty: (pouts) "Well, I disown you, then." (turns to Riley) "You are now my favorite cousin!" Kid: -_- "Please behave." riley: 7-7; heather: -_-; is she always like this? liz: yes. yes she is. Kid: "...Stocking, maybe we should give them some more time..." -in the van- soul: wonder what's taking them so long... Black Star: (tapping his phone) "Man, I can't even get a signal..." tsubaki: ...... driver: just a little longer, and we should be good to go. soul:.....*he notices a full length mirror in the back* huh.... Black Star: "And what about Kid and the rest? Man, I should just go find them..." soul: *he taps into the mirror and calls kid* yo dude! Kid: "Sou--? Are y-- the--? Hello?" soul: *he knocks the edge, which seems to even out the signal* sup. Kid: "Hello. Are you still in the van?" soul: yeah, the driver is working on fixing the car so...where are you guys? Kid: "...Hiding." soul: from what? Kid: "Some creature is navigating the nearby ruins..." -back at the 'fort- liz: wow... woman: and that's basically what's happening here... Patty: "I didn't expect _this_ to be our vacation surprise." liz: well, we cant just leave you guys here with those....those things wandering outside. Kid: "Have you determined weaknesses?" heather: as far as we can tell, no... -in the other room, stocking and julie are coloring- Kid: (taps a finger) "I have been able to use mirrors to send people from one location to another...but I would need one big enough, and I don't know whether we have one here." man: there is a mirror in the back store room, though it's pretty dusty. Kid: (follows) "I'm sorry that this has happened to you..." liz: so... aunt...roxy was it? roxanne: yeah? Patty: (stares at Roxanne, trying to see family resemblance) man: ...... we told julie we were going to play fort. she's just a little kid, she shouldnt worry about these things. Kid: "I understand..." (sees the mirror) "Is this the one?" man: yep. Kid: (removes his pocket mirror, which is still connected) "Soul, I am going to try to link another mirror here to the one on the van. Step back and let me know whether your mirror changes color." soul: ok. Kid: (breathes onto the mirror, forming a fog, then holds his pocket mirror to its surface) "Death calls..." soul: ok its changing to purple, is that good? Kid: "Yes...I'll have to test it." (to the man) "If I am not back in 10 minutes, notify Liz, Patty, and Stocking." man: of course. Kid: (inhales, exhales, and starts walking towards the mirror...) soul: hey dude. Kid: (breathes in) "Hey...Good. This is how we are getting them out of there. Black Star, toss me a rope." Black Star: "...What makes you think there is rope in here?" Kid: "...It is called 'Van Service.'" soul: OH GOD! Black Star: "...I hate you." Kid: "Just give me the rope!" -back at the fort- man: looks like we're going to be getting someplace safe. roxanne: for real? jack that's wonderful! heather: should i get the knapsacks? jack: yes. go do that, ok? Patty: "...Sis?" liz: yeah? Patty: "Was this fated?" liz: i dont know.... Kid: (having returned through the mirror, holding two ropes, tied together at the end, that have passed with him through the mirror) "I am taking each of you back one at a time. Stand in line, be orderly, and be quick." (looks to Liz and Patty) "You two will transform and stay on my person." (to Stocking) "I'll need you to be the last to return, and you'll need to keep an eye on everyone left here. Okay?" stocking: ok....take julie first, ok? julie: *with a backpack on* *she smiles* Kid: (nods to Stocking, then looks with a smile to Julie) "Okay, I'm going to tie the rope around you, then the other one around me, and I'll be holding your hand throughout our walk through the mirror. Is that okay?" julie: ok mr. --Kid ties the rope around each of them, nods to the others, and speaks to the pocket mirror-- Kid: (to the pocket mirror) "Soul, I'm bringing the first person through. Be ready." -soon, julie goes in, after that, riley, then roxanne, then heather, then jack- Patty: "Wow, that's gone well!" stocking: the place was thoroughly cleaned out. Kid: (smiles, hugs her) Patty: (leans down to Julie) "Welcome to Van Service, kiddo!" -once everything was double checked, and the van was fixed, they went on their way- julie: ??? heather: *covers julie's ears* Black Star: "Um...Not to interrupt the happy family reunion..." --Black Star is pressed hard against a window-- Black Star: "BUT COULD WE MAKE THIS VAN BIGGER! I'M GETTING SQUISHED!" stocking: its plenty big! -and so, they are on the road- Patty: (smiling all the way at Liz) roxanne: well, now we just need new living arrangements... riley: *playing her ds* Kid: "...Liz? Do you think Death City would be an option for your family?" liz: yeah. we should give them a place in the mansion. Kid: (smiles) "Exactly what I was thinking." julie: but what about the fort? *she is hugging her stuffed doggy* Kid: "...Well, um...our home is like a fort?" liz: more like a castle almost. julie: wooooah! *shiny eyes* Kid: (laughs) "You like queens and princesses?" julie: *she smiles* stocking: she does have a coloring book on stuff like that. Kid: "Then I think you'll like it." (looks to Roxanne) "If that is acceptable for you and your family?" roxanne: of course. i think it would be a nice change of pace. Patty: "I'd say so after where you were staying...So, um, where to next? We sticking with going to Salt Lake, or should we get my most wonderful extended family to their new house first?" -they did the salt lake trip, but skipped the vegas trip- Patty: (holds up 'Salt Lake City' shirts for Julie and Riley) "For you two!" riley: neat. roxanne: that thing on the van.... stocking: long story. Kid: -_- -after a while, they arrived back to death city- Yumi: "...Death? We have company." lord death: welcome! *he had a small party to welcome the new residents* Kid: ^_^; "I know these weren't the 'souvenirs' you were expecting..." ellen: we'll prepare some rooms for you. roxanne: this is....quite the property. hello, roxanne thompson, nice to meet you. *she shakes yumi's hand* Patty: (puts Julie on her shoulders) Yumi: "Yumi Azusa. Likewise. I am Kid's mother, and this is my husband, Lord Death." kirika:..... hey. riley: yo. kirika: nice hair. riley: nice eyepatch. Kid: ("They're like twins...") -soon, they settle into their new rooms- Patty: (bouncing on Julie's bed) julie: ...... this is a big room. but i dont have enough stuff to fill it up. Patty: "Want to go clothes shopping tomorrow? We can get you a princess outfit..." julie: yay! roxanne: this feels nice... a lot better scenery than a fallout shelter, haha. Yumi: "I can imagine. Roxanne, what exactly did you encounter?" roxanne: well, we did make some sketches of the creatures. Yumi: "Care to show us?" -the drawings are of various mutants; 'baskers', 'banshees', 'lickers', 'big bubba', etc- lord death: ..... (thinking: low ranking clowns....) Yumi: (sighs) "You are lucky...Roxanne, are you the only survivors?" roxanne: as far as we know... Yumi: "...I can't imagine what losses you experienced." roxanne: at least my family is safe and happy....*sigh* that must sound so selfish... Yumi: (puts a hand over hers) "You kept your family safe: that is all a parent can do." roxanne: *she smiles* so....have you decided on a name yet? Yumi: (smiles) "Yes..." (looks to Death) lord death: we were thinking 'Shiori’ Yumi: (nods) -later- stocking: that was quite the vacation, huh? Kid: (nods) "I'm happy for Liz and Patty...Stocking? This 'family' is getting bigger: Heather, Riley, Julie, my sister..." stocking: it sure is.... Kid: "...Stocking? I'm sorry to ask this again, but in the future, are you still interested in having children?" stocking: of course i am. Kid: "As am I...I looked at Julie, and I just felt this desire to take care of her. I see how Patty is around her and Riley, and I want to be like that for my sister." stocking: *she smiles* yeah, i felt the same way... Kid: (smiles) "I hope we can babysit." (kisses her forehead) "You are so great with children." stocking: *she smiles* Kid: (sad smile) "There was at least one thing I had hoped to give you while we were in Las Vegas..." stocking: what was that? Kid: "...I don't know...Would you be in the mood for it?" (smirks) stocking: depends on what 'it' is~ Kid: (kisses her cheek, guides her to his bedroom, and has her take a seat in his desk chair) "Here..." (hands her a blindfold to put on) "And wait until I tell you to take it off..." stocking: *she blushes and puts it on* --Noises are heard as items in the bedroom are moved around...and the door is locked. Stocking can feel something...like fog?-- stocking: ??? --Club music starts playing-- Kid: "Paging Dr Hottie! Take off the blindfold!" stocking: *she takes it off* uhh.. --Kid is in short-shorts, a nurse outfit...and there is a fog machine and a stripper pole-- stocking: ......... *NOSEBLEED* Kid: (dancing to the music, then talk into his fake shoulder walkie-talkie) "We got a nosebleed! I have to administer medical attention..." (rips off his shirt and holds it to her nose) stocking: huehuehuehue~ -later- Patty: "...Huh. Thought I heard something, like loud bass music..." (shrugs, falls back to sleep) -in kid's room- Kid: (panting) stocking: *naked, panting, sweating* ahhhh.... *twitching* Kid: "Oh, God..." (continues to complete her...twitching) stocking: *moans as he cums inside of her* ahhhhh~<3 Kid: (grips her behind harder as he finishes thrusting and cumming) stocking: AHHHHHHHHHHH~<3 Kid: (pulls out...) o_o "Oh no!" stocking: huh? Kid: "...I didn't put on a condom..." stocking: 0__0 uhhh... Kid: "A-Are you on the pill?" stocking: no! Kid: ._____. "Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap--" stocking: kid. kid breathe. Kid: (holds her, the side of his head pressed against her chest) "Okay, okay...Um, do you...We have tomorrow off. First thing in the morning, do you want to get the morning after pill?" stocking: yeah...for now, that may be best... Kid: (nods) "S-Stocking? I do want to have children with you--really. I just--I mean, are you ready for that?" stocking: of course i want children but.... i want to wait on it. Kid: (nods, kisses her lips) "..." (gets out of bed, goes to his laptop) "I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep until I find a pharmacy with it..." stocking: well....we'll just roll with it as it comes.... ok? Kid: (looks back, stares at her...nods) "Stocking, I'm sorry." stocking: its ok kid. Kid: (staring at the computer as he searches...) "I-I-I screwed up...I just..." (finds it) "Okay. The nearest pharmacy with it is Death Mart. Over-the-counter." stocking: ...... *she hugs him* Kid: (pulls back from the computer, leans against the back of his chair...and wraps his arms around her...) -the next morning- Kid: o__________o stocking:.....*sigh* looks like i'm not pregnant.... Kid: (sighs) "That is what we wanted...right?" stocking: i guess but..... Kid: "???" stocking: i did want a baby....but i know i'm not ready for one yet... Kid: "...I would rather wait. We are very young compared to many parents. I mean, look at Father. I mean, I'm not saying wait 800 years--" stocking: hahaha... *she smiles* yeah. Kid: "...Stocking? Have you taken the birth control pill before?" stocking: no. Kid: "Oh...Would you want to?" stocking: i dont know... Kid: (nods) "Then I'll continue to use protection..." (puts his head in his hands) "I'm an idiot." stocking: kid..... *she hugs him* Kid: "I don't want to make that mistake again. I want to learn from this, and I am sorry to have put you through this." stocking: its ok.....and if i did get pregnant unintentionally.... i'd want it to be from you. Kid: (strokes her cheek) "Me, too." (kisses her lips) -elsewhere- Black Star: "Hey, Soul." soul: yeah? Black Star: "How is post-Salt Lake treating you?" soul: alright i guess. Black Star: "Well, it's about to get better, dude!" (holds up two tickets) "Bam!" soul: oh? Black Star: "Hockey! The all-American beat-'em-up sport! Front row center! You up for it?" soul: ....sure. Black Star: "Sweet! Clear your schedule for Friday!" ((It's, I don't know, Saturday right now.)) soul: ok. Black Star: "So, how are you doing get back in the swing of things at your job?" soul: doing good. we got a new guy working there. not much of a talker. Black Star: "Silent type? What's their name?" soul: *shrugs* Black Star: "Well, are they weird? I mean, given Death City, silent people tend to stand out since everyone is so loud and noisy around here." soul: *shrugs* but this guy....lets say lookin at him would give kid a heart attack. Black Star: "What, asymmetrical?" soul: oh yeah. Black Star: "Jeez...Well, if you see Kid around your job, try to kick him out or something, I guess." soul: and miss him shit himself? as if! Black Star: "Bro, that's not cool, man...Not without filming it!" soul: oh boy. Black Star: "Well, I'm going to pick up some snacks--we're having a movie night! You're invited if you want to come along!" soul: ok, sure. Black Star: "It's a great film, too--fighting, ninjas, romance, a dog!" soul: ok? -elsewhere- Meme: "..." Anya: "..." Meme: "We're cursed." Anya: "Completely. Absolutely." ao: now what seems to be the trouble? Anya: -_- "Dating is complicated. How do commoners do it?" ao: ?? -elsewhere- Hiro: (whistling) "Ah, what a great day! The sun is shining, the sky is blue, and nothing can go wrong!" tamaki:................... Hiro: "Oh!" (smiles) "Hello, Tamaki! Isn't it a wonderful morning?" tamaki:...... *she grabs his shoulders and knees him in the crotch* Hiro: ._O "EEEEEEEEE!!!" tamaki:.......... *she walks away* Hiro: (collapses on the sidewalk, high-pitched) "Whyyyyyyyyy...?" -elsewhere- Arthur: (panting) "Good work out..." (takes off his shirt) iris: *watering plants* Arthur: "How're they growing, Iris?" iris: quite well. shinra: they're nice. Arthur: "What do you call these plants?" shinra: tomatos. Arthur: "Ah...Nutritious." (stretches) -elsewhere- Patty: "Ready or not, here I come!" julie: hehe. *she's hiding under the bed* Patty: (hearing the sound, but ignoring it) "Hmmm...Where could Julie be?" (opens the closet doors) "Is she hiding in here?" julie: *quiet* Patty: "Hmmm..." (picks up a large teddy bear off of the toybox) "No, she's not under the giant teddy bear! Darn--she is one good hider!" julie: hehe. Patty: (tiptoes to the bed) "I wonder..." (sits atop the bed) julie: >w< Patty: (hangs upside down over the edge of the bed) "Found you!" julie: eek! haha! Patty: (picks her up carefully, hugging her) "Hee hee hee!" heather: that sister of your's is a strange girl. liz: yeah, but she's family, you know? Patty: "What you want to do now, Julie? I know where Lord Death hides his secret stash of gingersnaps!" -elsewhere- kirika: *having just finished training* Giriko: "Man, how many more people you going to fit in that house?! When your mom has that baby, it's just gonna get more crowded." kirika: yeah, then again, place is huge as fuck. Giriko: "Tch. Doubt Lord Death has room for two more, huh?" kirika: i doubt 'lottie's’ gonna be let in. Giriko: "No kiddin'. At least the priest got me some leads." kirika: typical. Giriko: "Yeah. Need a fair housing law in this city or something." (tosses her a bottle of water) kirika: this being said to a girl who lived in an abandoned motel for 4-6 years. Giriko: (sips) "Too-chee." kirika:.... *she senses something* >_> Gopher: -w- ("Oh, sweet light, bathe me in your rays, so that I, your lowly dandelion, may grow in your garden...") kirika:........................ T_T# Giriko: "..." Gopher: (inches closer, trying to hide behind objects: fence post, boulder, a tumbleweed...) Giriko: "This is just sad..." kirika: 3.....2.....1.... Gopher: (awkwardly stands up, sweating and shaking) "H-Hello!" (awkward wave) kirika: *turns and punches him in the face, not even shifting her expression* Gopher: o_O (knocked to the ground) kirika: what did you want from me now? Giriko: (sips on his bottle) "Good form. You applied the maximum amount of force right at the point of impact." Gopher: "I-I-I just wanted to see you! See how you are were doing! Um, how are you doing?" kirika: doin good. got more people living at my house, so that's a thing. Gopher: (pops up--not even shifting his legs, just as if you were pushing down on a rake to make it erect again) "R-Really? Oh, um, are they...good people?" kirika: eh. *shrugs* alright i guess. Gopher: "Your parents were okay with more people moving in?" kirika: its a long story, jr. Gopher: "I-I-I got time! I have all the time! Want to talk about it over lunch?" kirika:........... *she suplex's him* Gopher: .\\\\\. ("She is hugging me! Yay!") --CRUNCH-- Gopher: ("...Still a hug...") kirika: T-T Giriko: "...So, you like this little v-mouth dude a lot, huh, Kirika?" kirika: THAT'S NOT HOW IT IS! >///< Giriko: (smirks) "He's submissive, you’re dominant. I think that's cute." kirika: are you being serious right now?! Giriko: (shrug) "Maybe half-serious." Gopher: "...I require medical assistance. I think I stopped breathing. Someone give me mouth-to-mouth..." kirika: *drop-kicks him in the stomach* Giriko: "That's not how you do CPR, Kirika..." (finishes his water bottle, burps, tosses the bottle into the dirt) Gopher: T_T "Why does everyone I love hurt me?" kirika: come on, get up dummy. Gopher: "..." (holds up a hand) kirika: *she rolls her eyes and helps him up* honestly... Gopher: "Thank youuuuuuuu--" (as he gets up, he slips on a pebble...) kirika: ?! Gopher: (he falls--and his hand is still clutching hers) -later, elsewhere- Kid: "..." stocking: *nuzzling up to him* Kid: "I love you." stocking: i love you too, babe. Kid: (holds her) "I did enjoy last night...despite my grievous error." stocking: me too.... and i forgive you.... it did feel nice though....having you take me raw. Kid: o\\\\\o "I was afraid to say it felt the same for me, too...Like when you hold me in your mouth, or between your breasts, only...Well, I mean..." stocking: y-yeah... *bluuuuuuuuuuuush* Kid: "...You feel amazing." o\\\\\\o stocking: >///////////< Kid: "S-Sorry...Maybe we should talk about something else." -later- Black Star: "Soul! What do you want to drink?" soul: i'm down for whatever. Black Star: (brings out three waters) "Tsubaki, how did your day go?" tsubaki: pretty good. Black Star: "Cool. Hey, did you see Tamaki today?" tsubaki: no. Black Star: (frowns) "I did." tsubaki: oh no, what happened? Black Star: (pulled up his shirt, showing a large bruise on his stomach) tsubaki: !! what did she do?! Black Star: "She punched me! I said, 'What's up?' and she straight up punched me in the gut! I didn't do anything, I swear!" tsubaki:..... Black Star: "And she made this face, while mumbling something about Arthur or something." tsubaki: ?? Black Star: "I think she saw...Excalibur." tsubaki: o_o oh.... Black Star: "I already texted Arthur as a warning, but I don't think he understands." -elsewhere- Spirit: <Pardon me? I'm here to check in.> clerk: <of course. right this way sir.> Spirit: (wheels his luggage behind him. "At least the DWMA makes sure I can get a decent hotel room...") -at the 8th brigade- Arthur: "...I have no idea what he is talking about. Excalibur is fine!" (holds up his Excalibur) "See?" shinra: *shrugs* Arthur: "Black Star also said to hide from Tamaki. But why? I mean, she's weird, but she's not homicidal or something...Right?" shinra: >_>;; Arthur: "...Maybe I should stay indoors for a bit...Um, if Tamaki comes by, tell her...um...I got transferred." -SLAM- tamaki: WhErE iS bOyLe?! shinra: canada! Arthur: o_O (hides in a closet) tamaki:.......... *PUNCHES SHINRA then leaves* Arthur: (sigh of relief...then knocks over a broom in the closet) tamaki: *SNAP* what. was that? Arthur: o_o ("Don't move...Don't do anything..." (the broom then knocks over an entire stack of paint cans) "ARG!" (falls out of the closet, landing on the floor...) -what happened next is too violent to describe- Arthur: (pixelated mess) -that night- iris: tonight, we mourn the loss of a valued member of the 8th brigade. Arthur: (mumbling through face bandages) "I'm not dead. I'm getting better." maki: SHH! Q-Q shinra: (thinking: cant believe we're holding a funeral for a potted plant...) Oubi: *sniffs* "Keep it together, Akitaru...Don't cry, man." takehisa: .................... *stoic* Arthur: (groan) shinra: shh! Arthur: (muffled) "You 'Shh'!" -later- Patty: "Zzz..." Kid: "...Who drew on the wall? _With crayons?!_" liz: patti and kirika. thats who. Kid: (pinches the bridge of his nose) "They know better...When children younger than them know not to draw on the walls...Sigh...I'll deal with this tomorrow." liz: yeah.... -they would be made to clean the walls- Kid: "I'll just have them wash the walls...No point prolonging a punishment." -the next day- Kid: "--And it is your responsibility to set a good example for children, so you cleaning these walls will help you." kirika: 7__7 Patty: "Next you're going to tell me I can't curse in front of children." -elsewhere- Hiro: (whimpering) hiro's mom: *giving him ice* honestly, what's wrong with that girl? Hiro: (voice still pitched up a bit) "She's pretty violent, even among DWMA students. And I'm not the only one she hit--she attacked Arthur, too!" -elsewhere- Sid: (reviewing paperwork) "Great. When I was alive, I had to deal only with students' misbehavior at school. Now, I have to give detention for students' off-campus behavior." kinuta: uuuuuuugh i'm boooooooored! Sid: "Then do something productive..." (throws a book at her) kinuta: *grumbles* you people are savages! right mutt? *she looks at alone* Alone: (shoveling his meal into his mouth) "Food's okay, though." kinuta:.... its barely cooked! Alone: "I like raw meat, though." kinuta: *she rolls her eyes* Alone: "...Want some?" (offers the slop in his doggie bowl) kinuta: ugh, no thanks. Alone: (shrugs) "More for me! I don't get why you're so annoyed: three square meals a day, shelter, good conversations." kinuta: ...... *she notices a crude drawing that alone has made* ?? Alone: "...Oh! You like my masterpiece! It's us!" kinuta: how....nice.... *forced smile* -there is another drawing of him and eruka- Alone: "And that's me and the cute frog witch." kinuta: i see.... -she examines it- --They are holding hands with a heart over them-- kinuta: ...... Alone: "Wait 'til you see my next artwork! That's when things get interesting!" kinuta: oh....really? Alone: "Yeah! I was thinking of drawing our next date, then our wedding, then our honeymoon, then us having little wolf-frog hybrid babies!" kinuta: wow. Alone: "Hey, what do you call wolf-frog hybrid babies? Tad-puppies?" -elsewhere- eruka: *shudders* Free: "Hmm? What's wrong?" eruka: i felt a disturbance in the force. Free: "...Nerd." eruka: TnT Free: "Er...Want to see Force Awakens again?" eruka: sure. Free: "Cool. Ugh, man, I can't believe there is another Werewolf now in Death City..." eruka: what about that green-haired chick from the school? Free: "Yeah, but she's not an embarrassment like that guy. Trying to hold a conversation with him is like talking to a tree stump." eruka: at least he doesnt leer at you and drool like he's fantasizing about something really reeeeally unsavory. *shudders* Free: o\\\o "Yeah, that'd be bad..." eruka: free! D : < Free: "What?!" eruka:..... 7////7 n-nevermind. Free: (looking away) "I'll just get some snacks for the film..." -elsewhere- Meme: (looking around the corner of the dorm hallway...) "Okay, the coast is clear." mio: *blushing* *in a dress* Meme: (blushing as well) "Um...A dress?" mio: blame gumi. tsugumi: aww, but it looks nice. red's a good color on you. Meme: "Y-Yeah, it is..." Meme: "But did you lose a bet or...?" mio: its...f-for the dance... Meme: "Oh...I, um, really like it." mio: t-thanks.... 7////7 Meme: "Um...Maybe someone will get you a new necklace to go with the dress..." -elsewhere- Yumi: (reviewing documents) "Shanghai...What is going on there?" -in shanghai- agent: we're not sure what happened, she just started attacking us... Spirit: "What is she like? Any problematic behavior in the past?" agent: a little bitchy sometimes, but not too bad. Spirit: "Any recent changes that you know of? Maybe in her habits, her diet?" agent: she did get some new nail polish recently. Spirit: "...Nail polish? That's all you can give me?" agent: we did keep it though. *he hands him a plastic baggy that says 'evidence'* Spirit: (looks at it) "What's the brand of it?" agent: looks like a knock-off on hibana's new nail polish she debut at a fashion show recently. Spirit: "Hibana? Hmm...Makes sense people would make knock-offs. Do you know where she bought this stuff?" agent: sadly no. Spirit: "Get to work navigating through every spot where you think knock-offs are sold: street corners, private sales, flea markets. Keep it undercover, contact any informants you have." (thinks) "There any bars near here?" agent: just the fox den a few blocks down. Spirit: "Good--we're going to need drinks." (marches towards the exit) "You can tell me more on the way." -elsewhere- Kid: (wearing a tiara, sitting at a very short table, holding an empty toy teacup) "May I have some tea, Princess?" julie: of course. *she pours some lemonade* Kid: (smiles) "Thank you." (sips--and it is mostly sugar, as he grimaces a bit and forces a smile) "Um...Tasty!" julie: ^^ stocking: this tea is delicious~! Kid: (still forcing a smile..."Of course it is..." he finishes his drink, smiles at Julie) "May I have a snack, please?" julie: *she gives him a chocolate cupcake* Kid: "Why, thank you! Did you make this yourself?" julie: mommy got the cupcakes when she went shopping. Kid: "That was very kind of her. How do you like the cupcakes, Stocking?" stocking: mmm~! Kid: (smiles) "It sounds like Stocking likes them, Julie." julie: she's pretty. are you gonna marry her one day? stocking: o////////o Kid: (spits up his lemonade) "Wha-What?! I mean, it's just--That is to say-say-say..." .______. (falls backwards, unconscious) julie: waah! Q.Q Patty: (pokes her head in, sees the scene) "...Julie, did you kill Kid?" -elsewhere- grimoire: so you understand your mission, nals? Nals: "Of course! You need only ask, and I shall fulfill your task!" (over-acting) "I will complete the mission so well that it will take your breath away!" grimoire: T-T;; um... yeah. although keep in mind. milia will be accompanying you. Nals: "..." (struggling to force a smile) "That's...good." grimoire: she should be in her room as usual. Nals: "...I am looking forward to this mission. Thank you. I will go see her." (screaming internally as he walks to her room and knocks on her door) -seems the door is open- Nals: "..." ("My eyes have died...") "Milia? Are you here?" -TACKLE-GLOMP- milia: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALSIIIIIE~!<3 ^w^ Nals: o_o; ("Wrong wrong wrong!") "Please let go of me. We have a mission." milia: ooh! what're we dooooin'~? Nals: "Surveillance and extraction: we are to gather information by observing targets--their patterns of behavior, their friends, their locations--as well as acquire a certain item." milia: oooooh sounds cool! who're we watchin'? Nals: "We are following a target in Shanghai." (removes a photograph from his pocket to hand to Milia) milia: SQUEEEEEEEEeeeee...... who's this loser? Nals: "The Death Scythe of North America...who for some reason is in Shanghai. We're going to find out way." milia: ohhh. Nals: "You will need some of your best magic." (dramatic flair, as he now is holding a rose) "Whereas I will commence with my brilliant performance to deceive this individual, acquire the information he has, and capture the artifact he seeks." milia: wowie~! *heart pupils* Nals: (dramatic flair as he gets into his role, holding her hand) "Let us depart!" milia: huaaaaaaa =w= <3<3<3<3<3 Nals: -_- "I'm just acting. Learn to read the difference between artifice and reality." milia: =w=..... owo huh? were you saying something? Nals: "...Nothing. Get packed: we leave in an hour." -elsewhere- medusa: *panting* haaa..... Noah: (kissing along her back) medusa: f-fuck... Noah: "Hmm?" (puts his hands along her breasts) "What's wrong?" medusa: i-i'm fine... (thinking: like hell i'm going to admit it feels good....which it does.) Noah: (notices something...) "You seem tense, though...Maybe you need to let out some pressure..." (he grinds against her from behind) medusa: o////o h-hey! Noah: (stops) "Sorry. Would you prefer from the front?" medusa:......... j-just keep doing that then. Noah: "Medusa, I want what you want..." (kisses along her neck) "Tell me what you really want..." medusa: *forced smile* go fuck yourself. Noah: (frown, as he leans against her from behind) "You could do the same..." (He takes her hand, guiding it down to her slit, as with her fingers and his own he massages her) medusa: h-hey!! .///. Noah: (frustrated groan) "What now?" -elsewhere- eibon: hmmm.... hmm? my child? is something wrong? Gopher: (shivering) "I feel...Cold? Or maybe a phantom pain? Or..." (taps his head) "Something's in here! Not what should be!" eibon: ..... *he hugs him* would you like some tea to calm the nerves? Gopher: "..." (nods) -mother?: its ok sweetie.... it's going to be alright... i'll take care of you.... i promise....- inori: *studying* Gopher: " 'Sweetie'? I don't--Why would--?" (beats a hand against his head) "Not right!" eibon: shhh. there there... Gopher: "I see someone..." -mother?: *she smiles warmly*- Gopher: "She's...smiling..." inori: ?? -elsewhere- medusa: *panting* Noah: (panting) "Was that better?" medusa: alright i guess...... say, what ever happened to that weird servant child of yours? y'know, the one you had with your previous servant... ilyana was it? Noah: "..." (sneaks through his pants' pocket, removes a carton of cigarettes and a lighter. Lights up.) "I threw him away, like the trash he was." (holds the carton to her) medusa: so you killed him? Noah: "Tried. Then some little cunt ran off with him." medusa: oh? *she takes one* Noah: (lights her cigarette with his own) "Some annoying girl got in my way. I had to escape, so I cut my losses: leave the little shit for dead. I saw him recently, when he helped that shinigami invade my Book." medusa: really now? Noah: (frowns) "I batted him around. Then the shinigami's little shits rescued his whore." medusa: did you knock her up? Noah: (smirks) "Wouldn't be surprised..." medusa: haha. you slut. Noah: (puts out his cigarette) "You whore..." (puts his mouth against her neck, throws an arm around her, tackling her) medusa: !!! -elsewhere, away from this debauchery-

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greetings loved ones ! i love snoop dogg deal with it ! im benzo im literal trash thanks for checking in lmao im so excited for this u have no fkn idea boo ( feel free 2 msg me or like this post if ur too lazy n i will contact u once i get back home ) i love twd and alanna masterson a lot ( ok twd is becoming a lil bad but ima still watch it tho ) so this is a huge deal for me to play her n also my first time so dont ride my dick like this if theres something wrong with her or smth pls bare w me ! under the read more u will find a bit more about my babe MELANIE MILLER and about the connections and stuff keep in mind that im still trying to figure her out and all that stuff so have fun !

mel has lived all of her life in hermosa beach, she was born and raised there and loves it and would never ever leave it here she’s shocked and upset her parents decided to move out of there which takes us to her current living status: she lived with her parents until she turned 21, she rented an apartment and has been living on her own ever since. her father was the local owner of THE BAR ( ya the bar its called THE BAR dont make a big deal outta it have u not seen gone girl? jeez ) and when they moved out of hermosa to travel around the world with all the bar’s funding they left mel in charge of it and its been a crazy ride for her bc she literally knew nothing about how to manage a bar but now she does and shes an ace !

SHES THE YOUNGER DADDY’S LITTLE GIRL, she has three brothers ( canon masterson boys bc i love them ALL esp jordan ) who eventually come visit her n she loves them with all her damn heart ! her family means the most to her and shes always happy to have them around like u have no idea how much ! she also has a little niece ( i didnt wanted mel to have a child but I CANT CUT OFF ALL THE CUTE MARLOWE PICS SO ) who means absolutely everything to her ! she loves kids bc she considers herself a child at heart mmmm

her label is the BENEVOLENT meaning she’s really caring and soft and sweet. picture jess day from new girl minus all the glitter and girly things. mel is kind of a tomboy who wouldnt mind to wear dresses on special occasions ! lmao she’s super funny but will always bring the dad jokes to the table but lbr who doesnt love a dad joke lmao shes rly weird but in that sweet nice way you know ?

she was born in a very religious family and she always did what her parents wanted to so now that she’s all on her own she’s like free and ready to be wild but she’s like am i really ready for this ? am i as wild as everyone else seem to be ? she’s very responsible she was RAISED that way and she can’t help it ofc sometimes she’s like you know what i dont care im going to do it.... will i regret it? probably but i dont care !

mel is ALL AGAINST conflict shes the one to talk her way through things and be as civil as possible unless you wanna get wild she will probably walk the heck away from u and be like “not gonna have it, my dude !” you know? she loves attention but she never shows, shes kinda insecure about her looks in general and she pulls it off in a funny way like im gonna drag myself before u do so dont bother.... she is very sensitive but its going to take you a little bit harder than “u look bad” to make her feel bad you know.... she will probably cry later when no ones around but shes not going to let you know !

shes so aesthetic she loves art, painting, music, museums, the stars, the moon and everything else ... she believes 100% in alien and supports the theory that THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE she lowkey scully and mulders child lmaooo

she got a major in psychology so listening to people and comforting them is the thing she loves the most ! she lives for the present, dont talk to her about her past or ask her about the future that kinda annoys her although shes soft hearted and all she likes being straight up with almost everyone ! if you wanna die lie to her um she aint gonna kill u u idiot but she gonna cut u right tf off without hesitation !

PISCES SUN / GEMINI MOON / ARIES RISING !

shes an emotional wreck, she literally has no luck at all with love shes a fucking mess she falls for the wrong person EVERY FREAKING TIME ( i can relate ) she covers her emotions ( when talking about love and relationships ) with indifference and humor most of the time she be like “i dont rly need someone to constantly be there for me men aint shit” but she be crying in her sleep for someone to cuddle her every night lmao thats the way she is man u gotta love her

WANTED CONNECTIONS

SO BASICALLY i love new girl a lot and i love it specially bc it gives u so many ideas for connections and stuff lmao if u want some inspo check a new girl blog and we will get a connection from it lol but yeah my most wanted connections as of right now are:

friends to lovers: they are RIDES OR DIES basically, it doesnt have to be like uh they known each other forever nah its alright if they just met like a year ago anyway they p much together all the time and one of them ( either ur muse or mel idc ) start to feel things for the other and its annoying bc they dont wanna ruin this thing at all .... plot twist ? if u like to watch ur characters suffer, like ME ! maybe this thing is a ONE SIDED THING like one has feelings and the other is like lmao yikes ! so everything slowly becomes awkward ! i dont rly know i dont mind how this actually turns out tbh as long as we have it !

bestfriends: ALMOST SIBLINGS they have known each other for literally YEARS they went to school, high school and maybe college together ! p much melanie is the mother and ur muse is the reckless teenager whos always asking for help but they love each other a lot ! think about cece/jess from new girl :)

roomies ( 0 / 3 ): they all different from one another its a miracle they all get along this well ! they are a huge fucking mess but they are there for each other all the time ! they all live in a loft or a house idk we could figure that out laters ! ( tba )

exes: well okay as explained before, mel is a huge mess when it comes to love ! this could go two ways, they ended on bad terms but try to be as civil maybe ? melanie is a caring loving bitch but when shes in a relationship her insecurities take over most of the times and thats why it messes everything up and MAYBE thats one of the reasons why they broke up ? idk man we can work something out.... OR THEY ENDED ON REALLY NICE GOOD TERMS and still care for each other and its like they are there for each other but its kinda awkward bc do we still love each other like that or are we like family now ? you know ? I DONT MIND MELANIE HAVING LIKE TWO EXES SO LMAO

sugar daddy: is she into that daddy kink ? whO KNOWS ! but lately shes been drooling over u and its kinda nice but shes afraid bc this will probably end up really bad but shes still willing to take one for the team !

big little lies ( 0 / 5 ): MY FAVORITE SHOW so im thinking a group of FIVE to SIX powerful women ( who havent killed anyone yet so chill ) who are there for each other and have wine nights and sit by the fire to talk about their days and stuff like that so yeah that would be so cute ! ( tba )

conspiracy theories buddy: they dont just talk about conspiracy theories but they do lmao also “did u heard about the haunted house up in the hills? wanna go?” they vibe Hard its 4 am n they texting about aliens the universe and sutff like that ! ( tba )

ok thats p much all i can think of ! if there any other connection u wanna have dont hesitate to let me know ! i love sharing ideas and crying over headcanons so its fine by me ! also im running late to work so if u wanna plot hmu and like this thing and ill make sure to reply to all ur msgs once i get back home !

#( ACTUALLY I’M GONNA FIGHT ANYONE — ooc ! )#hermosa.intro

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