Totally not based on something that I do IRL. It totally is.
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Lucifer: ...
MC: *walks by*
Lucifer: *looks over and notices something*
Lucifer: MC? What's that on the floor?
MC: *still walking* I don't have my eyeballs in.
Lucifer: *jumps up and runs over to stop MC, grabbing their head to look at their eyes*
Lucifer: ... I don't understand. Your eyes are right there.
MC: I meant I don't have my contacts in or my glasses on, dork.
Lucifer: Oh right I forget you can't see.
MC: *continues back to their room*
Lucifer: ....
Lucifer: WAIT WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
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Just a reminder that in s4 e7 memorian, 29:36 minute, Reid says the word daddy. I'm just saying the editors could do great work with this.
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Pls I'm so sorry to bring this up but 11pm at night amongst excruciating period migraines is when my brain decided to be amused with
F1 driver: says slur, says n-word can be misinterpreted
F1 driver fans: naur it's fine he's dutch
It's not even funny and it's been ages since it acc happened but I can't stop laughing. Like tears are coming out of my eyes rn and it's not helping with the migraine. It's bcs imagine doing something so unimaginably messed up and having ur nationally used to excuse it. Like wht 💀and it's not even slurs or excusing racism it's he's aggressive bcs he's Dutch, he crashes into ppl bcs he's Dutch, he refuses to apologise for things bcs he's Dutch, he brake checks ppl bcs he's Dutch, he says 'that's what you get' after parking his car on someone's head bcs he's Dutch, he accuses someone of murdering him bcs he's Dutch. He admits to crashing into someone despite knowing the outcomes bcs he's Dutch. Like I wanna be Dutch if I can do anything like sign me up.
P.s. Dutch does not sound like a word rn. It sounds made up.
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It’s him... John Malevolent
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*the gang steps into baldur’s gate*
halsin: they’re making people pay for flowers?? for fruit?? things that silvanus gave to us for free?!
astarion: omg why are you yelling at me? i didnt make the system
astarion: wait
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my friend's fave bluey character is muffin, so I decided to make a lil muffin out of polymer clay and
this looked so different in my head
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okay im in the goofiest state of mind rn bc im exhausted and its 2 am, but this fucking frame im drawing for a video is TAKING ME OUT
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