#but i am picturing

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 111

Y’all know H2O? Where some people get cursed to turn into merfolk whenever they get water on them? That, but replace water with ectoplasm and merfolk with naga. 

No, Bruce has no idea how they managed to get cursed or how he ended up with an armful of baby snake-person creature thing. At least this one isn’t black-hair and blue-eyes so his kids can’t complain at him. And it’s not his fault they all fell into this, this was supposed to be a vacation while Lucious, Alfred, and Gordon kept an eye on things back in Gotham. 

On the bright side, his children want to snuggle up for once, which he supposes is nice. And Damian seems pleased about it judging by his rambles about snakes. So there’s that. 

#batman au #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #naga au #batman #cryptid batfam #This is what happens the One time they go on vacation #“Damian do not drip lazarus water on yourself to get free venom” #“No Jason you can't turn into a giant snake for 'intimidation purposes' do not” #“Duke stop encouraging your brothers” #“Somebody grab the baby *please*” #Danny has no idea what's goin on either #He's a baby #a lil baby halfa who has found himself in this stranger's arms but they're warm and there's other kids who feel content-safe sooo #“Master Bruce that had better not be another child without any prior warning-” #“Alfred I didn't get prior warning either they literally appeared out of nowhere” #I might draw this actually #Do whatever types of snakes you want #but i am picturing #Bruce- Rinkhals #Barbara- Purple-Glossed Snake #Dick- Bluestripe Garter #Cass- Banded Krait #Jason- Blood Python #Steph- Taipan #Tim- Coral Snake #Duke- Eyelash Viper #Damian- Boomslang #Helena- Black Mamba

[hunter-rodrigez]

Accessibility tip:

If you want to automate your home a bit, but you don't want any "smart" tech, you can just buy remote controlled power sockets instead

They are a lot cheaper and easier to set up and use than some home automation smart tech nonsense

They don't need an app (but some models come with optional apps and there are apps that are compatible with most of these)

Many of them use the 433mhz frequency to communicate, which makes most models compatible with each other, even if they are from different manufacturers

The tech has been around for a long time and will be around for a long time to come

You don't have to put any fucking corporate listening devices like an amazon echo in your home

Models for outdoors exist as well

#accessibility #automation #tech #a set like the one pictured above usually costs around $20-$30 #I got like 7 of these bad boys and 3 remotes #I can control basically everything in my room with these remotes #I got one remote on my office chair one on my nightstand and one by my door #this always makes me feel a bit like I am in Arnold's room from Hey Arnold!

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

#NO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHESS THE MUSICAL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ANCIENT BOARD GAME:CHESS #uquiz #vampires #twilight #because let's be honest there are a fair few references #and maybe this is my twilight quiz which has been in my drafts for nearly a year! #and i was tired of it sitting there #maybe! #quiz #werewolves #mention #you can get human in this im really sorry #it's a bit of a mean result #oh if anyone has an actual picture of the vampire that killed dean winchester please send it along #i could not find it with a cursory google search but i rememeber he wore a clown mask #so maybe one of those guys is the guy?

[johnnyutah]

wait hang on… i’ve been informed by some close online friends that they heavily curate who they’re following 😢 i follow 317 people and i’ve pared that down heavily (but also i’ve followed like 100 random saw bloggers in the last two months lmao) so now i’m rly curious

#like how much am i poisoning your dashboards when i reblog 10000 pictures of hoffman

[morebird]

Father Astarion

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #astarion #bg3 astarion #from the same church as father raphael #just a normal priest who definitely wont suck you dry in the confessional booth #drawing bg3 guys as evil priests is not how i picture the end of this year but i am not complaining

[elminster-big-naturals]

when its 4am and the whole squad is zooted out their gourds trying to read the overhead menu in mcdonalds

#baldur's gate 3 #i've been them all #wyll: the smell of dirty fry oil is making him green out #astarion: 100% of his energy is dedicated to keeping his face perfectly neutral. he hasn't said or heard a word since they left camp #lae'zel: wait. where do my arms go. how do i noramlly hold my arms. what. am i supposed to do with my arms??? ogh god everyone knows im hig #anthrael: has been trying to read the menu for 13 minutes now but the pictures on the screens keep changing too fast

[braxiatel]

You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,

#Grian is one of the most characters ever #you know that he must have felt to proud of himself for that one #I can just picture his smug little face #obligatory I am talking about the characters not the content creators tag #hermitcraft #Hermitcraft spoilers #Grian #hermitshipping #scarian #mcyt #the void collection

[raintides]

i wanted to draw the entire tadpole squad but forgot i am super not great at drawing group pictures. send help

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #karlach #shadowheart #lae'zel #wyll ravengard #two things i am very bad at in one picture: group pics and picking colors #going back to my doodle era asap #I WANTED TO DRAW EVERYONE AT LEAST ONCE!!! i can draw gale and sorta astarion and karlach from memory but no one else

[ribbittrobbit]

#d20 fantasy high #fig faeth #fig and the sig figs #i have no self restrain whatsoever i shouldnt be up/ doing this but here i am #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #ribbittrobbit #fantasy high #i should have included gorgug more but i couldn't figure out the composition and this was just as far as my brain can go #i have so many pictures of hayley williams now bec i was looking for dramatic lighting and a person with bangs #anyway #yeah #this happened #d20 fanart

[lazylittledragon]

hey idk which anxious pre-t babe needs to hear this but i didn't get to when i was younger so. testosterone will not make you ugly. it won't make you a horrible person. it won't 'mutilate' or ruin your body. if you want to go on testosterone then literally all that happens is it makes you really fucking hot and REALLY fucking happy.

#ramble #literally very hot. like very hot #there is so much sweat #'oh you're just trying to paint a pretty picture that it's all fine' yeah i am!!! it's fucking great. i love it #trans people aren't sad clueless little babes who don't know what's going on. if you want to go on hormones you Know what it's going to do #and you WANT THAT WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE DOING IT #i hate hate hate seeing detransitioners like 'it destroyed and mutilated me' #*proceeds to list the normal effects of hormones* #it's all fearmongering and it's SICK #personally i think we should start glorifying transition more. because it's BEAUTIFUL

[hollis-art]

i saw someone spread hate to Keiko bc they were a Bashir/O'brien shipper, and i do NOT agree with that.

why would you ever say such things when this was always an option?

this is obviously what's happening in the show anyways

#i love her so much and i can rant about her forever and ever. please do not come to me with keiko hate bc i do NOT want to hear it #she wasn't even in the picture i saw this commented on. the person just targeted her for no reason #keiko o'brien #miles o'brien #julian bashir #elim garak #star trek fanart #star trek #fanart #art #deep space nine #ds9 #edit: everyone who is saying i forgot kira is right and i am so sorry. she is absolutely a part of this family as well

[chubbychiquita]

🐮💕🐮

#i screenshotted this from onlyfans sorry i am a thief 😔 #but also i really like this picture #i am a terrible actor so u know the enjoyment on my face is genuine #go buy this video from reiina on onlyfans #me

[shamblespirate]

#I love this picture of him bc he looks so feral #I am sorry Law I want to give you a big hug #make you warm tea and then tuck him in kiss his forehad and let him sleep for the next century #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #law one piece #one piece #trafalgar law one piece #shambles posts

[constantlyfalling]

Sometimes, it be like this.

#tbh #i have no idea how to tag this #space #cone #mood #my post #digital art #photo edit #i took a picture of a cone that was spray painted #i did edit the spray paint some #then i uh put that cone in space and made it wobbly #because i felt like it #and I feel like I am up in space crying sometimes #i feel like there is a dw joke in these tags somewhere

[sleepynenes]

skizz vs false: a mini saga

#hermitcraft #falsesymmetry #skizzleman #FALSE NOOOO BEHIND YOU NOOOOOO #watching this was so silly #ive never seen someone put together a nerf gun so stressfully #also that one picture of skizz aiming at her is SO funny #as a false enjoyer i am so fed good night everybody [collapses] #watching the charity stream was such a delight <3 #give the hermits more nerf guns STAT

[goodpvppy]

let me rub myself hazy on your thigh as you work and pretend like im not there except petting my hair from time to time… i want to rut against you and feel your resolve crumble until you just have to pay attention to me and ruin me

#i’m normal #hornyposting #ftm nsft #mlm kink #mlm nsft #mlm puppy #p3t play #pet pl4y #pet pl@y #dumb puppy #puppy sub #puppy barks #nsft puppy #bd/sm puppy #ftm puppy #ftm sub #ftm ns/fw #petpl4y #whines at your door… owner hasn’t been very active to me this afternoon and i am needy #he missed my picture too but that’s fine because it made me happy to see my friends get attention #whine whine whine #let me kiss you senseless and watch you grow hazy and make your head spin with the marks I’ll leave at your neck #please let me make you as desperate as I am for you #i want to make love to you as desperately as i need you to use me