fazbender-osha

[fazbender-osha]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

#sportsy says #((I don't. have a tag for jack posting things but. jack absolutely posted this in character. pausing the event bc I straight up forgot)) #((I forgor my plans for that event I'll get back to it later))

[fazbender-osha]

[Search for a path]

[Smarter to look for a path, right. So. Where to start with that. Really doesn't help that every direction makes him feel like he's being stared at by something very much not fond of him.

Probably his lack of a soul.

That doesn't really bug him too much. He's used to it. Other people really mind that though. It's not something he advertises. But. Back to looking for a path.

West? Maybe? Probably. I mean- Wait. What are those sounds.

On the left, it's someone calling him. On the right it sounds like. Creachers. He could just. Go ahead. There Might be a path there. hard to see.]

#sportsy says #[The Woods] #oshaverse #poll #((I FORGOT ABOUT THIS FOR A FEW DAYS FORGIVE))

[fazbender-osha]

[Go into the Woods without telling anyone.]

[Jack shrugs, figuring it'll be fine. In and out. He'll be back before he needs to go home and sleep. He walks closer to the trees, feeling that same sensation of being watched that he had the last time. It'll be interesting for sure.

Crossing the treshhold between the gardens and the trees, it gets darker faster than expected. Walking along is interesting enough. But he figures there might be a path somewhere so he doesn't get lost.]

#sportsy says #[The Woods] #oshaverse #poll

[fazbender-osha]

[Check what's in his pockets]

[Jack goes through his pockets, looking at what he has. There's a tazer, a handful of tokens, some small snacks, his phone, and a pocket knife.

Now that that's over with. Jack stretches walking around the grounds properly]

#sportsy says #[The Woods] #oshaverse #poll

[fazbender-osha]

Event Start.

[6pm chimes. Another day in this godforsaken pizza place. A shock that nothing's happened so far since it's been open. Guess Dave's been distracted.

Jack removes the Spring Freddy suit and make your way to the door before thinking. The place is closed tomorrow for some reason, Scott mentioned it a few days ago. So. "Why the hell not quench my curiosity?" He thinks. He goes to a seperate door. This one leads to the OSHA grounds. Walking out he sees the woods.]

#sportsy says #[The Woods] #oshaverse #poll

[fazbender-osha]

((Still alive for those who don't follow my main! Internet's just been unreliable for the last month and I don't rlly want to do osha until I have reliable internet again! Jsyk where I've been! We're supposed to get it fixed soonish so hopefully I'll be back in the next week or so?))

#ooc post

[fazbender-osha]

I know there's some dude in there but other than that it's a mystery

[A] Hey so. Uh. How does one know exactly what their gender is? Asking for. A friend.

#reply #osha janitor #alam #sportsy says

[fazbender-osha]

Idk I just got here

[A] Hey so. Uh. How does one know exactly what their gender is? Asking for. A friend.

#reply #osha janitor #alam #sportsy says

[fazbender-osha]

[Dave leans into it. It's. Interesting and cozy. Makes this feel. Nice.]

@fazbender-osha

*Lucy leads Dave back through to the bar, though surprisingly, this door leads to the residential areas of the building behind the bar*

Thought You Might Prefer Somewhere A Little Less Crowded Than The Main Bar. My Rooms Are Just Down This Way.

#reply #the dark gardens #aubergine speaking

[fazbender-osha]

...Huh. Neat.

[Dave elects to just. Cuddle Lucy.]

@fazbender-osha

*Lucy leads Dave back through to the bar, though surprisingly, this door leads to the residential areas of the building behind the bar*

Thought You Might Prefer Somewhere A Little Less Crowded Than The Main Bar. My Rooms Are Just Down This Way.

#reply #the dark gardens #aubergine speaking

[fazbender-osha]

Never knew someone who could do that before.

@fazbender-osha

*Lucy leads Dave back through to the bar, though surprisingly, this door leads to the residential areas of the building behind the bar*

Thought You Might Prefer Somewhere A Little Less Crowded Than The Main Bar. My Rooms Are Just Down This Way.

#reply #the dark gardens #aubergine speaking

[fazbender-osha]

...You can purr?

[Huh. Humans don't purr. That's getting filed away for later. Local aubergine doesn't know.]

@fazbender-osha

*Lucy leads Dave back through to the bar, though surprisingly, this door leads to the residential areas of the building behind the bar*

Thought You Might Prefer Somewhere A Little Less Crowded Than The Main Bar. My Rooms Are Just Down This Way.

#reply #the dark gardens #aubergine speaking

[fazbender-osha]

[Dave's a little surprised, but accepts it! It's nice :) ]

@fazbender-osha

*Lucy leads Dave back through to the bar, though surprisingly, this door leads to the residential areas of the building behind the bar*

Thought You Might Prefer Somewhere A Little Less Crowded Than The Main Bar. My Rooms Are Just Down This Way.

#reply #the dark gardens #aubergine speaking

[fazbender-osha]

Hell yeah, movie time! No clue what you're using but it's neat. I like it.

@fazbender-osha

*Lucy leads Dave back through to the bar, though surprisingly, this door leads to the residential areas of the building behind the bar*

Thought You Might Prefer Somewhere A Little Less Crowded Than The Main Bar. My Rooms Are Just Down This Way.

#reply #the dark gardens #aubergine speaking

[fazbender-osha]

[Dave, never one to learn proper boundaries, decides to very much lean into Lucy's side.]

Hell yeah! Labyrinth!

@fazbender-osha

*Lucy leads Dave back through to the bar, though surprisingly, this door leads to the residential areas of the building behind the bar*

Thought You Might Prefer Somewhere A Little Less Crowded Than The Main Bar. My Rooms Are Just Down This Way.

#reply #the dark gardens #aubergine speaking

[fazbender-osha]

Oh, I'm not picky! I'll take cola. Though, I don't want the leaf water.

@fazbender-osha

*Lucy leads Dave back through to the bar, though surprisingly, this door leads to the residential areas of the building behind the bar*

Thought You Might Prefer Somewhere A Little Less Crowded Than The Main Bar. My Rooms Are Just Down This Way.

#reply #the dark gardens #aubergine speaking

[fazbender-osha]

That's that movie with Bowie in it, yeah? Directed by the muppet guy? Think I saw it once, earlier this year.

[He nods to the drink question. Popcorn good with a drink.]

@fazbender-osha

*Lucy leads Dave back through to the bar, though surprisingly, this door leads to the residential areas of the building behind the bar*

Thought You Might Prefer Somewhere A Little Less Crowded Than The Main Bar. My Rooms Are Just Down This Way.

#reply #the dark gardens #aubergine speaking