Darktale
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*Cue you getting bodily dragged through your computer screen and into the game.*
darktale, always seen in lowercase, is one of my many Undertale AUs and the one I'm currently hyperfixating on.
The history behind darktale is simply this:
You run 999 genocide routes.
The game file gets corrupt, becoming darktale.
You get dragged into the game.
You have to survive in a world where all of the monsters are varying levels of predatory and dangerous- which is shown quite clearly from the colour they radiate
Sans appears to be the only truly "nice" one.
But it's all just deception. Really, really good deception :]
darktale Sans, Dawn, is a highly-manipulative, cunning motherfucker who's playing the role of an Endurance Hunter.
He'll make you run and run and hide and exhaust you until you can't move or do anything to fight back and then and only then will he strike.
Dawn is always one step ahead of basically everyone.
However, for all his manipulativeness, he's... actually not too bad. He's a master of deception, sure, and he'll make you think he likes you when he really doesn't- but if he does genuinely like you, then he is the most adorably protective idiot on this side of the multiverse.
He's that cat that ends up in your lap and you have no idea when he got there but he's there.
Dawn won't drop his deceptive habits. Not easily, anyhow, and I can imagine a relationship with him being difficult in the ways of not always knowing whether he's being honest with his emotions.
He has... major communication issues that literally consist of him forgetting to tell you/communicate to you about how he's feeling.
He's also a silly goof, and radiates blue- indicating that he is The Most Dangerous monster in his Underground.
( he's technically also partially-mostly-kinda-sorta yandere as well- but a wholesome one??? )
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Jensen Ackles, aka the loml, aka the reason my phone is always running out of space 💘😂🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
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corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.
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Lucifer throws rubber ducks at Alastor to shut him up.
It actually worked for the first few times too, because it was so random that it caught him off guard, as very few things do. With his large collection and how very few of his creations he was actually proud of, Lucifer had a lot of ammunition. He wasn’t about to embarrass himself by scrambling to get them back afterwards, but he did wonder what happened to them. Incinerated, he would guess.
But no, Alastor likes entertainment, and after he got over the fact the literal King of Hell’s best line of defense was rubber ducks, he was very entertained by the little things. There was a growing collection in his radio tower, and he had learned quickly that there was more to them than met the eye. He’d been quite displeased when one had left his coat singed from spitting fire, but despite all their tricks, none were particularly harmful.
Alastor hadn’t been sure where these ducks were coming from, but after plucking one off the floor that had a remarkable resemblance to the Radio Demon himself, he was beginning to suspect they weren’t exactly off the shelf. And wasn’t that a thought, the devil himself spending hours meticulously crafting toys. Even more so interesting that he spent some of that time making one of a demon he hated so much. But he keeps them all the same.
Chucking them at Alastor’s head becomes a whole lot less effective at getting him to shut the fuck up after a while. That didn’t stop Lucifer from wanting to throw things at him, and it wasn’t destructive to the hotel in the process. Probably not a bad thing, to be clearing out his room of so many ducks. And if a certain gothic tower is now full of them instead, well… who’s to say.
*quack quack* I’m losing my mind, can you tell
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Rise Ramblings #325
So, we also know that this boy is bad at basketball.
Like, really bad.
Yeah, th-that was just terrible.
But, it made me think.
How is this ninja scientist so bad at this game? It’s just hand-eye coordination, after all.
I mean...
His shots aren't terrible, but they just bounce right off the hoop/backboard. It's almost as if he's aiming at a target-
So, wait. What’s the difference between basketball and pizza darts?
...the arc. Arcing the ball requires a light hand. In other words, it requires restraint.
I believe, that Donatello has great aim, but is terrible at restraint because, when he tries to toss something, it misses the mark.
But, when he throws something...
it’s deadly.
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