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satellites-halo · 1 hour
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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satellites-halo · 2 hours
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Jurassic Park theory the dinosaurs did that bc they came back wrong (bald)
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satellites-halo · 2 hours
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when they said "say something beautiful and true" this is what they meant
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satellites-halo · 2 hours
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"No one wants to see art of ocs" If I dont see art of peoples ocs at least once a day I DIE. Do you want that to happen? Do you want me to DIE? Draw your ocs.
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satellites-halo · 2 hours
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Red/blue, seal, cookies and cream :3
@temporaltourguide @celestinecerasus if you want !!
A person's favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole. Some prime examples I've heard are:
~ Silver, Artic Wolf, and Mint Chocolate Chip.
~ Pink/Yellow, Putu Bird, and Cotton Candy.
~ Light Brown, Tree Kangaroo, and Rum Raisin.
~ Green, Pig, and Cookie Dough.
Mine are:
~ Burgundy, Fox, and Moose Tracks.
Tag some friends and get a sense of who they are! :)
@notable-bumblr @persistentchaos @enterfandomreference @valerietompson @paper-crowns-and-tiaras @ironxprince @acecuddle @angst-dealer @hey-you-i-just
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satellites-halo · 3 hours
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the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real
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satellites-halo · 3 hours
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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around
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satellites-halo · 3 hours
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my heart goes out to you if you're a disabled person who has a complicated or negative relationship with sleep. if you need to sleep a lot but can't due to life circumstances, or sleeping extra causing other symptoms to flare up. if you can't sleep enough due to pain, or nightmares, or psychosis, or bipolar, or depression. if you sleep way too much and find it hard to stay awake. if you can't fall or stay asleep. if you need medication in order to be able to sleep. if you don't feel rested from sleep. if you wake up a lot in the night. if you have bladder or bowel accidents while asleep. if you twitch or convulse or move too or get injured in your sleep. if you can't control your sleep schedule no matter what. if you can't sleep during "normal" sleeping hours. if you can't sleep for 8+ hours straight but can sleep for shorter amounts of time. if sleep is what you need but for one reason or another you just can't or refuse to do it.
i care about you. your disabilities deserve to be seen and acknowledged
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satellites-halo · 3 hours
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you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*
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satellites-halo · 4 hours
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*loudly at a party* this place blows. im gonna go hang out with the tortiose and the hare from the mythical fable the tortiose and the hare. see you losers later
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satellites-halo · 4 hours
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Top ten numbers that perform cannibalism. Number seven will shock you!
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satellites-halo · 4 hours
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Oh fuck the adderall’s kicking in
*cue a gory transformation sequence but when it concludes I’m wearing a cute little business suit & smiling with rosy cheeks ^_^*
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satellites-halo · 12 hours
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Chocolate-box girl is diabetic.. to ME
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wip btw
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satellites-halo · 15 hours
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I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DRAAAW! (explosion sounds followed by crying babies and fire alarms)
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satellites-halo · 15 hours
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i love haunting when it's literal i love haunting as a metaphor i love haunting as a feeling you carry i love haunting as a memory of past trauma you experienced or caused i love haunting as a person i love haunting as a place i love haunting as something alive that you tried to bury but it clawed its way out of the hole you dug and found its way back to you i love haunting as something dead that you cannot let die
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satellites-halo · 15 hours
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Hey guys maybe before you call a trans man ‘fem-presenting’ check to see if they are actually purposefully being gnc. Because if you call me ‘fem presenting’ just because I am visibly trans and visibly have boobs I’m going to maul you.
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satellites-halo · 15 hours
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weevildoing did not need to make every single TPTM song fuck as hard as they do
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