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clarkes-and-god · 4 months
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"Don't you want to change into your pajamas? It's 10pm!
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"Uh, I'm meeting some work friends for a birthday meal. They'll be here soon, so we can go to the restaurant, since a couple of them drink."
Phone buzz
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"Oh, I think that's them! I'll be back soon, Jo, but don't feel like you have to wait up."
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"Alright, you guys have fun. But make sure you're, uhm, honoring Christ with your actions, you know?"
"Of course I will, don't act like I wouldn't. Anyways, see you later!"
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"Hey, are you Don? I'm Tony, from, you know..."
"WookUp? Yeah, that's me, I don't just hang around outside houses for no reason. And do I know you from somewhere? I swear you look familiar?"
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"What? No, I don't think so, I don't really get out much. I think I'd remember too, I've got a pretty decent memory. Where do you think you know me from?"
"Look, you can chill, it's not like I'm going to tell anybody. I probably just saw you in a store one time. Now, if you're not going to have a panic attack or something, we can get in my car and go to my house."
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Theo to Pippa: wow, what nice pores you have. Very circular. So...porey
Theo to Boris: please fuck me tonight and hold me tight and tell me everything will be okay
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jailforwriter · 10 months
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Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰
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goryfluff · 11 months
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
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tacticaltaxonomist · 10 months
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Declutter Tumblr
The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I'm sure it'll give more options soon.
Vanilla Tumblr:
(I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn't have any. I'm EU so no Live for me).
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Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:
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The settings I use:
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elbiotipo · 5 months
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I still think we should celebrate Kissinger's death even if he didn't face justice and lived a confortable life, just so that everybody knows what a piece of shit he was, just so that when some Great Stateman like I don't fucking know Biden tries to eulogize him he is flooded with insults and mockery y quede bien para el culo, so that nobody can even PRETEND he had any worth, millions should celebrate he's fucking dead and this is how he will be remembered, as an imperialist criminal hated all over the world with no redeeming qualities, none should be able to even pretend he was some some great man except for the magnitude of his crimes
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Mike getting absolutely BODIED by Spring Bonnie
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buggachat · 5 months
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
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the-scooby-gang · 1 year
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There are many benefits to being Barbie's cousin
My Ko-fi
Edit: Guys I know her last name is Roberts. This is an AU and also a Barbie Tickets meme it’s not that deep
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ronanlynchbf · 8 months
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tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY
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isjasz · 25 days
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📸📸📸 (screenshot redraws :D)
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soulmvtes · 9 months
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it's about the small acts of intimacy... forehead kisses, putting jewelry on you, rubbing your hand with their thumb, putting a jacket on you, touching your necklace, running your hands through their hair, wiping away their tears, peeling them an orange, un/zipping their dress, tying their shoelaces, holding hands, removing an eyelash from their cheek, washing their hair, putting an anklet on them, tucking their hair behind their ear, sorting out their collar, untangling their necklaces, drinking out of a cup in their hands
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sealsdaily · 3 months
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Today's Seal Is: The Slider
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hwashitape · 7 days
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lungs, kidney, heart
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sfordaisy · 2 months
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lesbalisious · 2 years
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Everything everywhere all at once is a film about a girl ripping the entire universe apart just to find a part of her mother that she feels understands her. And everything everywhere all at once is a film about a mother ripping the entire universe apart just to understand her daughter. And my chest feels like it’s caving in when I think about it too long
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