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it says *through* what else could that possibly mean

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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On the tub’s journey to the driveway, the connection is interrupted.

#homestuck

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

#????????? #animals

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art is about spending an embarrassing amount of time trying to get something to look right giving up and then moving on to do it slightly better next time. at some point if you're an exhibitionist you then post it for internet strangers to look at.

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CLASSIC SOAP 🧼 OPERATOR SKIN

#secretly got chewing gum i just know it #cod #mwii #cod vis ref

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#gentol toche #cod #mwii

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#ref #nonironically lol

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"Don't you fucking dare!"

I say to the random foodallergies i'm developing in my 30s, while putting suspiciously spicy oranges into my fruitsalad...

#random new allergies have taken kiwi and avocado from me #which fine i didnt eat them a lot anyway #but fresh oranges? over my cold dead body. i'm drawing the line. #tactaxtalks #food #allergies #food allergies

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#why does this looks o cool #give this to someone in an solid cup #secred joker vat juice

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Voice training so I can sound more like a text to speech program.

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Daud's taking the Assassination well :)

@stealingpotatoes this is your screencap again

#he's FIIIIIIINE #dishonored

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I am obligated to post the results of said activity in some capacity.

#more coasters for the coaster eating spirits in our flat

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

#uuuuh #hm! #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #apparently #god i guess i really gotta watch this gdi

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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy

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purge of 2002? of 2012? what ARE those?

Oh, how quickly the past is forgotten. 

They are part of the reason A03 is a thing now. Not the whole reason, but part of it. 

The Great Purges of 2002 and 2012 are when ff.net got a wild hair up their ass about THINK OF THE CHILDREN and nuked any fic posted on there that was explicit. Thousands upon thousands of nc-17 smutfics were lost.

It’s what led to the creation of alternate hosting sites for smutty fic…AdultFanfiction was the one I went to…but thousands of fics would never be recovered. 

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!