#but do I care?

[vittoriaisfuckingpathetic]

RHODES POST-GAZETTE

MARCH 15, 1989 In a long-abandoned manor located deep within the swamps of Bayou Nwa, one amateur historian made a remarkable discovery. Underneath the floorboards, a satchel with a faded HM monogrammed into the leather was discovered. While a few items of interest were found, the photographs are perhaps the most important discovery. These images are believed to be photographs of the infamous Van der Linde gang shortly before their dissolution.

“If these pictures are indeed of the Van der Linde gang, they paint a picture of the gang’s day-to-day life,” historian Josephine Chǎtaney noted, “Oftentimes, we get so caught up in the infamy of the group that we forget that they, too, were in fact real people.”

The gang’s exploits were recorded in the firsthand account of John (Jack) Marston’s 1927 novel American Venom and later popularized by the 1959 film Red Dead Redemption starring John Wayne.

”I really think these pictures are of Dutch’s boys. I mean, these guys are legends. Honestly, I can’t believe I got lucky enough to find these.” the amateur historian — a man by the name of Ricky De Santa — went on to say.

The photos are currently under the care of the Blackwater Historical Society, undergoing restoration to be displayed in the Blackwater Museum.

John (Jack) Marston declined to comment on the photographs.

#do i know if old photos stored in a satchel would survive 100 years? no! #but do i care? #also no! #red dead redemption fandom #rdr meta #red dead redemption meta #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 photography #rdr2 photomode #van der linde gang #rdr fanfiction #sort of #hosea matthews #dutch van der linde #arthur morgan #abigail roberts marston #john marston #jack marston #EDIT I CHANGED THE DATES TO MAKE A LITTLE MORE SENSE SORRY #because originally the date was 1999 and i remembered that jack would’ve been 105 like…. nah. it’s 99.9% unlikely #so it’s 1989 now ok? pretend the 1999 thing didn’t happen 😘

[splishsplashyouropinionistrash]

Andrew: I am cold, I am heartless, nothing fazes me, I am-

Neil, walking in wearing Andrew’s hoodie: Hey Drew!

Andrew:

Andrew: I need a moment-

#the foxes: *blink blink* #has someone done this already? #maybe #but do I care? #not even a little bit #all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #tfc #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #andriel incorrect quotes #splishsplash originals

[whipbogard]

Professorcore

#harvey dent #wppyart #I’ve always thought the whole professor bit was weird #and random af #but do I care? #of course not #I’m a self-indulgent creature #that canon is alive and well in 2023 it seems

[ponury-grajek]

rat man and monke man, what a beautiful combination

(pic without the censorship can be seen on my Patreon)

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot #snk #levi ackermann #zeke yeager #levi #zeke #zevi #yes maybe this ship doesn't have a lot of sense #but do i care? #no #because zeke is hot and i like drawing him #this is my guilty pleasure ship

[ibrahim-mazur]

your attention please

peter spankoffski uses bobby pins in his hair

that is all

#look i know this gives off massive “never realized she was holding a plate of corn” energy #and that it's joey with bobby pins for filming #but do i care? #no! #npmd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #peter spankoffski

[n00bcat1234]

A lot of people dismiss Heart as being the random one of the group.

My response to that is HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD A MIND SONG?

In Be Born, his voice randomly glitches out and variates in how deep and warped it is, and in The Mind Electric, there's constant random glitches and sound effects in the background.

This is all due to his entropy. I feel like a lot of people just assume entropy is an extreme feeling of some negative emotion. It's indeed not that, I looked it up. IT'S BOTH UNPREDICTABILITY AND RANDOMNESS IN MACHINES DUE TO THEM NOT BEING ABLE TO REGULATE THEMSELVES.

Instead of wonky thermodynamics, it's chemical imbalance.

So no, he is indeed not as calm and collected as he makes himself out to be in the songs. In fact, he's all over the place.

#chonny jash #cj mind #cccc #cccc mind #I need to go to sleep I wake up at 5 in the damn morning #but do i care? #No

[zzompi-nerddxd]

screenshot redraw

the screenshot i redrew ⬇️

so silly

#drawing #art #digital art #tmnt donatello #tmnt donnie #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt fanart #screenshot redraw #my art #artists on tumblr #tmnt #i actually like this #i tried my best on this :)) #so #uh #i hope it's good #the perspective/shading on this is probs SSUUUPER inaccurate #but do i care? #hell nah >:3 #anyway. #bye bye!! <33

[bloodwrittenballad]

yeah, eddie’s bed looks and smells terrible. BUT i know given the chance, i’d be sleeping in it like a fuckin baby. all cuddled n cozy, no cares about what those stains are. just comfy and vibes.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson #it’s piss #it’s definitely piss #but do i care? #no. #i’m taking one for the team #and i’m sleeping in that damn bed #ik the pillows are crusty #the blankets have their own ecosystem #but fuck #i’d give anything to cuddle eddie on that bed #or do more than cuddling… #all in all #give me that fuckin bed

[bloomvalyria]

bg3 update:

I have officially begun Act 3 which means I must finally confront the question that’s loomed over my play through since starting game

do i ascend astarion?

#Bloomv plays bg3 #i know the moral answer is no #but do i care? #that’s the true question

[whackacole3]

when people SPECIFICALLY draw junkrat’s OW2 skin (or the new aviator skin) and forget his prosthetic finger i get lowkey upset? you chose to draw that instead of OW1, so include that aspect of him please.

like come on, it’s important character design. it shows how he’s still doing dangerous work even after all these years and it’s causing him damage even to this day! it’s important!!!

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #junkrat #jamison fawkes #cole talks #cole screams #am i being dramatic? #yes #but do i care? #no

[questionablystupid-art]

Art block is killing me smh.

#fanart #digital art #supernatural #gabriel supernatural #i just think hes neat #is this canon accurate? #eh.. #but do i care? #No #men are better with long hair

[ralvezfanatic]

"would this character really say/do that..?"

um they would now 😇

#me writing my fics #like canonically #they probably wouldn't do half the things I write #Luke definitely wouldn't sleep with an unsub #no matter how good the ass is #but do i care? #NO #not at all #𖤐 rambles

[nachtvale101]

Some doodles of Medina from Lycoris <33

I love her sm

Her armor though— It's not gonna fun if I decide to draw her again PFT, but when have I ever let something as trivial as the threat to my mental stability stop me. The answer is never, and I will curse my past self every time

#sword art online #sao #Medina Orthinanos #Alicization Lycoris #The amount of serotonin this woman gives me when she's on screen is honestly embarrassing #but do I care? #no lmao #my artwork

[hotdamnitsmoony]

ok everyone i’ve got a slight confession…i don’t like marauders twitter

#probably an unpopular opinion #but do i care? #no #hotdamnitsmoony speaks #hotdamnitsmoony goes slightly insane #marauders #marauders twitter #marauders era #dead gay wizards

[jailforwriter]

There's no word that doesn't automatically become ten times sexier with a "be" before it. Moan? Bland, whiny, commands no respect. Bemoan? Catchy, has panache, everyone at the dinner party thinks you're a vampire (sexy by default).

#and yeah i know that some of them change meaning radically when you do that #but do i care? #no #i wanna say bequeath and beget and bespoke and befall and betwixt and befog and besmirch and bepraise and besot and befuddle and belove and #i need us all as a community to normalize using these words because how else am i to say befurbelowed and not get kicked out of chili's?? #PLEASE #writing memes #writing #writeblr

[y0u-h4v3-b3en-h3re-bef0r3]

I always feared our basement.

Always felt like there was something out there... watching me.

I only felt safe when I met you.

And even in the end, you couldn't save me.

In another life, maybe.

#arg #oc lore #horrorcore #liminalcore #weirdcore #dreamcore aesthetic #trauma #I just realized that i made an arg acc without any lore hints #so this is basically me just sharing my aesthetic #but do i care? #NO SIR. #no but srsly all jokes aside #Maybe i should actually start with the lore now 😭