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somethingsomethingwords · 8 hours

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Hello hello hello!!! This was born because I needed more Nando being besotted and Lance getting some deserved rest, no other reasons. Thank you for reading. Enjoy 💜.

Fernando was starting to feel some not so vague sense of annoyance at himself.

He and Lance were supposed to go on a date, the first one in a while, because their lives were chaotic and busy as hell.

They were both in Canada, Lance staying home, relaxing after a rough start of the season and some previous commitments, while Fernando was there for some sponsor event that absolutely required his presence, not at all having begged for something to do in Canada, granting him an excuse to be near the other man.

But he must have prayed a little too hard, because not only the event had run later than programmed, but it was followed by a long wait in the car due to the heavy traffic.

While he was sitting in the car, he started making a mental list of all the things he would have to do to make it up to Lance.

The young man had been so happy about finally having some time off together. Despite being visibly tired, he had made some plans, and the promise of more to come once they were back home.

It was strange to think about a manor in a forest as a home for Fernando, but it wasn't home, not really, just like his own house in Monaco wasn't. It was Lance that made every single building that they were in a home.

Love-safety-protection.

But right now, he had to think on how to apologise, because Lance must have been mad as hell.

Usually, when Fernando was late, Lance would write him a text every 10 minutes until he arrived. It was his way of annoying him and still making sure he knew he cared.

Now, it had been radio silence the whole evening. He prayed Lance would let him in, even if just to take a change of clothes.

When he finally arrived, he parked the car and went to the front door.

It was strange, because it was getting dark, but he couldn't see any of the lights on.

He started feeling worried. What if Lance was so mad he left? What if he fell and knocked himself out?

He took a deep breath and opened the door.

First things first, he turned on the lights, and he was going to scream Lance's name, when he finally saw the Canadian.

He was lying on his very comfy sofa, asleep and without his shirt on, because on his chest was napping a peaceful looking blonde baby, thumbs in her mouth, wrapped in a blanket, that he recognised as Lance's favourite, and protected by Lance's arm around her. Her cheek rested on his naked skin, seeking his warmth and lulled by his heart beat.

Oh.

This tender moment, the softness of niece and uncle bundled together and asleep in the safety of a house Lance promptly opened to Fernando, it was getting to him.

He could almost see Lance with another baby, their hair brown as their eyes, grins mischievous and big smiles, crawling slowly on this same parquet, then running on some sandy beach, speaking fast english then spanish then french then italian, their pale skin easily turned red by the sun.

He could see them starting karting, or hockey, or maybe wanting nothing to do with sports.

He could see them graduating, moving out, having a family of their own, while he and Lance grew old and grey, happy and satisfied and together.

Together. It seemed impossible, but maybe it wasn't, after all.

The thoughts of a home somewhere quiet, a ring and a child filled his mind, and he softly smiled at a future now lying sleeping on a couch.

At that exact moment, the baby girl started waking up, moving her little arms and softly whining.

He could see Lance starting to wake up as well and decided to intervene. He smiled at the baby, picking her up and gently rocking her. He bent over his lover, and left a kiss in his hairline.

"Keep sleeping cariño, I got her" he whispered, melting at the sight of Lance relaxing once more and mumbling something along the lines of "safe with you".

He rose up and walked to the kitchen. There was already a bag for the baby full of clothes and diapers and baby bottles.

"Are you hungry, mi amor, or you didn't agree with waking up, uh? Your uncle is the same, don't worry" he said, while waiting to understand what she needed: that was pretty clear when she put her whole fist in her mouth.

"Hungry it is. Just give me five minutes, and don't eat your hand" he laughed softly, before sitting her on the high chair Lance had stressed over while buying.

He quickly heated up the milk, making sure it wasn't too hot before feeding it to the girl. She hungrily took it, and made her way through it, almost finishing it all, before pulling away.

Fernando took her up, and started walking, gently tapping her back until she burped. He then cleaned her up, and returned to the living room.

The moment her eyes were on Lance, the baby tried to reach for him.

Fernando giggled and re-wrapped her in the blanket, depositing her once again on his chest.

Instinctively, Lance put his arm around the baby, and their breaths soon synchronised.

Fernando was left once again the only one awake. He decided to wait for Lance to wake up, sitting on the armchair near his head, just at touching distance. He started passing his hand through the younger man's hair, and was rewarded by a deep sigh of happiness.

Date night could wait, when they had a baby to take care of and some well deserved rest to look forward to.

#strollonso #fernando alonso #lance stroll #grumpy cat boy x besotted old man #yes this is what i think about daily #but can you blame me #them being soft and warm is my roman empire

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spidertams · 2 years

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nanami fanart as self indulgent as it gets

#nanami kento #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #nanami #kento nanami #it's 4 am i lost track of time drawing this #but can you blame me #absolutely not an okay thing to do tho gO TO BED AT A HEALTHY HOUR KIDS

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fryingpan1234567 · 3 months

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drummer Roach

drummer Roach who has ADHD and learned to play the drums in high school to get out some of his excessive energy

drummer Roach who’s really fucking good and knows it

drummer Roach who gets one of those smaller electric sets to keep in one corner of his room

drummer Roach who puts on his headphones and pours his heart out into his drum set after hard days and rough missions

drummer Roach who loves learning difficult runs and fills, feeling his hands fly across the instrument and sound fill the small room (with terrible acoustics)

(drummer Roach’s boyfriends, Ghost and Soap, walking in on him playing and watching in awe until he’s finished)

drummer Roach who always has his sticks on him to drum on random stuff when he’s bored, including but not limited to: tables, chairs, his own shoe if it’s propped up, guns, crates, lunch trays, the top of Laswell’s laptop, Ghost’s shoulder during boring debriefs, Soap’s head if he’s being obnoxious, Gaz’s hat whenever it’s in reach, Price’s arm if the captain has the misfortune of being seated next to Roach on transports

drummer Roach learning all these complex spinny moves for his sticks, because apparently regular playing wasn’t exciting enough

drummer Roach being ambidextrous because he’s so good at controlling each of his hands/ arms

just!! drummer!! Roach!!

#maybe. maybe I’ve been listening to too much Green Day #but can you BLAME ME #cod #gary roach sanderson #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghostroach #ghostsoaproach #drummer roach

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4pplec0re · 29 days

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i can't even look at this fucking gif without frothing at the mouth

#/dramatic #obviously #but can you blame me #passionroses #nischa #ride the cyclone #al's thoughts

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atomra · 6 months

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Ok so Atom/Alucard comic. You might say I got a little carried away.

#yeah. i did get carried away #but can you blame me #hellsing au #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing alucard #fanart #atomsona #atomoc #oc x canon #oc/canon #atomart #atomfan #suggestive #hellsing oc

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diedoverahat · 6 months

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scariest thing about this movie was how soaked my seat was by the end of it.

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ramblingoak · 8 months

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This post is dedicated to Cardinal Copia's legs.

(black suit version)

#been thinking about his legs a lot today #but can you blame me #CAN YOU????#cardinal copia #copia #the band ghost #ghost photo post

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emotinalsupportturtle · 3 months

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They should just let David Tennant do every Shakespeare play because;

he just has a way of speaking shakespeare that brings the words to life

he would fucking love it

why not? we know Shakespeare wrote those fruity bastards specifically for him

nobody has to ever read shakespeare in english class again. Just pull out the Tennant version

#david tennant #shakespeare #shakespeare plays #theatre #about the first point it never feels like he's reciting anything let alone a 400 year old play. it's so effortless and poetic #never mind me i'm just doing my routine “loose my mind about david tennant in shakespeare”#but can you blame me

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laurancezvahlslefteyebrow · 4 months

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ok i may get some backlash for this and honestly? understandable.

however. i don’t care :) (yes i do)

so as i’m sure most of you know, aaron and aphmau do NOT get together in my rewrite. not ever. they never have feelings for eachother in any way shape or form EVER and aaron is like a mentor to aphmau during their brief time together.

and in both my rewrite and canon, aphmau is irene and aaron is the descendant of shad.

well.

oh god.

you ready?

in my rewrite

i don’t wanna say this because canon makes this really weird and awkwardddd

ugghh oh well

in my rewrite

shad and irene are siblings.

not lovers.

oh man that took a lot out of me.