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otaku553 · 6 months

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Quite frankly still obsessed with the three of them

A little procrastination doodle

#one piece #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #it’s 5 am and I do not have the time to be spending on procrastination doodles but that is neither here nor there #ft. my headcanons for their outfits as kiddos but not really because I think this is pretty close to canon #oversized jacket for sabo because I refuse to believe he has worn the same clothes after being a runaway for at least a few years #like kids grow so fast and I can see undersized jacket for that as well but I feel like undersized would just be uncomfy and restricting #straw hat is definitely too big for 7 year old luffy so I hc it goes around his neck more often than not #or sabo or ace gets annoyed at luffy for having his eyes blocked all the time while they’re fighting each other or hunting so they #eventually get luffy to wear it around his neck more #also you can’t convince me that the fuzz on luffy’s shorts is like… actual fur #I think it’s more like very frayed edges of denim if you know what I mean #ace with baggy pants because it’s what he deserves. baggy pants ftw #also probably bigger pockets for his pickpocketing #sabo complains about noble clothes like girls complain about small pockets #‘what are they even supposed to hold. why are they so tight. this is just them trying to get us to buy expensive bags’

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moongothic · 4 months

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So I'm confused about something. There was a cover story about Ms Goldenweek and other Baroque works agents breaking Crocodile out of prison but he just. Told them no? And stayed there with Mr 1 and Mr 2? I don't get why he wanted to go to Impel Down just to break out when he had the chance

I can't tell you 100% why Crocodile chose to stay in prison and go to Impel Down, but my best guess really is that he was just...

Taking the L with grace

More specifically. Crocodile had lost everything. I think deep inside he might've been literally too depressed to want to go free again.

Like he does literally say that. He gave up.

He had been building his reputation as "the Hero of Alabasta" for at least 10 years at this point. He had built not just a criminal organization that he had been running for four years, but also he had been running legal business stuff (like his casino) for probably longer than that. A decade's worth of work and effort to take over a country, and most importantly, get away with it. The reason he had orchestrated that whole rebellion was so that the rebels and the royal family could "take each other out", leaving the country wide open for a World Government Official such as himself to take up. The reason Baroque Works was doing this all in secret was so that the WG never found out, otherwise they wouldn't have let him have Alabasta.

But indeed, his plans were foiled by a kid in flipflops in less than 24 hours, just at the final moment before Crocodile would win. He lost everything. And the World Government found out about what he had been planning.

So even if he escaped from that prison with his former agents, what was he going to do?

He wouldn't be able to take over Alabasta anymore because he did not have manpower (as he had lost all his goons), and having lost his financial empire he wouldn't be able to build a new army any time soon. And even if he did, now that they knew what he had done the people of Alabasta would not accept him as their new king, even if he personally assasinated Cobra and the entire family. Not to mention, the WG finding out about his plans meant that they had every fucking reason to try and stop Crocodile if he did as much as set foot on that island again. By which I mean, they could launch a Buster Call on his ass. Send all the fucking Admirals after him. And so, even if Crocodile still believed Pluton was somewhere in Alabasta and that he just had to comb through the entire desert to find it... Between the Alabastan people and the WG in the way, finding Pluton would not be easy. Especially when Robin wouldn't even be there to just point him directly to it. It could take years, if not decades, while fighting off the WG by himself. And that's while assuming Pluton was somewhere in Alabasta. Like WE the readers now know Pluton is in Wano, but since Robin didn't tell him that. All Robin said was that the Poneglyph "didn't mention the weapon", and Cobra's reaction to the name merely proved the weapon's existence in Crocodile's mind. But surely, because Crocodile is a smart young man, he'd understand there was a risk that Pluton could exist, but just not be in Alabasta, right? Like that would be a possibility too, right?

I think this is why Crocodile has given up on Alabasta. He had one opportunity at seizing the country, and he failed. And without Robin, he could spend the rest of his life combing through a haystack for a needle when there's no needle, and he'd have no idea. I think is why he explicitly says in Impel Down he no longer has "interest in that country". He won't be able to pull off another stunt like this, ever.

And that leads us back to "why not escape earlier and avoid going to Impel Down to begin with". Thanks to his status as a Shichibukai, Crocodile hasn't been on the run from the WG for like two decades. And the past 10 or so years he has seemingly lived a life of luxury in his funny little casino. But now, having lost everything, he'd be back on the run. And because he's a world famous former "hero of the people", there would be nowhere he'd be able to go where people would not recognize him and send the marines after him. So he'd be on the run, for the rest of his life or until he'd get capture again. And mind you, the guy does not trust anyone, so he'd be on the run alone. Without any purpose or goal.

And you might be thinking, "Daz and the rest of BW was still there!", yeah, arguably true. But at this point Crocodile had no reason to trust any of them. Like personally, I think the reason Crocodile ended up taking a liking to Daz was BECAUSE he chose to follow him to Impel Down when he really did not have to. Like Daz showed an unusual level of loyalty to Crocodile, and I think Crocodile recognized that. That's why Daz is still with Croc, post-timeskip. But Miss Goldenweek and co? Crocodile had no reason to believe they wouldn't betray him if given a chance and a reason. And if the WG would come chasing his ass, they'd have plenty of reason to try and betray Croc (handing Crocodile over to spare their own lives). Not to mention, when they come release their former boss from jail, what did Miss Goldenweek say?

"Let's do Baroque Works again"

As I've already explained in detail, I think we might know why Crocodile wasn't interested in being Baroque Works' "boss" again.

So. Yeah. If in Crocodile's mind he'd be on the run from the Government for the first time in two decades all alone, in a situation where rebuilding what he had before would be bloody hard if not downright impossible, and he wouldn't be able to obtain what he had spent the last decade working for regardless...

Taking the L and just going to prison might've been the easier option

#Moon posting #Asks #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #Long post #Mind you Crocodile only *left* jail because he saw AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY for petty revenge #Like had it not been for that war bringing Whitebeard out he probably would not have bothered to try and fight WB again #Otherwise he could've just escaped prison with Goldenweek and co and travelled to the New World to fight the old man right away #((Also theoretically Crocodile might've been slightly suicidal with the ''taking WB's head'' thing))#Also worth noting that Crocodile choosing to stay in prison could've had two other purposes re:the former agents #It could've been a test of loyalty (to see if anyone would stay with him or would they all abandon him)#Which could be important to Mr Trust Issues (and to be fair he did find at least one loyal subordinate in Daz)#((Like if they had all told Croc they'd stay with him...... Who knows. Maybe he might've chosen to escape after all?))#Other option: Crocodile escaping with them would mean the agents would be in much more danger than they'd be without him #Like the WG wouldn't send tons of marines after the individual agents if they all scattered to the winds #But if they all stuck together they'd become a bigger target. And even more so if Crocodile was there to lead them #And like. IDK if Crocodile was willing to leave out Goldenweek from the assassination order and spare her... Maybe this was the same #Maybe he wanted to spare Goldenweek (and the rest?) from being put into danger by going with them?#I dunno man this reptile has far too many layers to him I can't tell what's going on in his head

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sysig · 5 months

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Betty’s Wish (1/?) (Patreon)

It’s definitely weird that Betty, with all her Magical abilities, never met a Wishmaster, right? I think so

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#My art #Comic #Adventure Time #Prismo #Betty Grof #Oh this is much bigger than I'm used to lol - feel free to open in a new tab #My big project! Here it is! :D Or at least the first piece of it lol #I worked on quite a lot of it through Requestober - or at least the digital cleans lol #If you'll recall my ''This has gotten way out of hand'' posts about Winter and the like - yeah it was actually this lol #And that was just the roughs! This became my warmup project for the remainder of RQTR 2023 lol #It definitely worked! All the way around! I got lots of panels done in short order and got my warmups in for the day #These are mostly drawn right on top of my original sketches - other than adding Betty's kerchief #I would've gone over her hair to make her more on-model but hrnnghhh hair fun to drawww #This is my happy medium compromise lol #Prismo was also a treat to work on ♪ He's vectors as you can probably tell :)#And I still looooove working with vectors ahhhhhh <3 <3 They're so fun to manipulate and move around #I can change his expressions so quickly! Very enjoyable to work with :D #Hehe ♪ He's also not confined to the panels the same way Betty is :)#Anyhow! I have Several more of these planned but for now I'm just happy I finally have this one :D #For reference this is set before the end of Adventure Time - obvs since Betty looks like this - but also kinda not lol #Y'know how it is with time and paradoxes and stuff :)#Even Prismo knows ♪ He probably knows best of all actually hehehe

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captain-flint · 2 years

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The Multifarious Multiplexity of Taika Waititi

Like many performers, Waititi can be charming, but his default mode is sillier, in a way that feels obscurely flattering, like a private game you’ve been invited to join. He’s also instinctively good at reading people and slipping into whatever mode they find comfortable. In interviews, I tend to be anxious and earnest, and Waititi, in turn, became unusually calm and reflective. At the time, I thought this meant that I was seeing something closer to the “real” Taika: the person he becomes when he doesn’t feel obliged to be amusing. The more we talked, though, the more it became clear that Waititi wasn’t being especially real with me, or especially fake. Every person Waititi spends time with comes away feeling like they have a special connection. It’s a taxing feat. As Waititi observed at several points in our conversation, “I just want everyone to be happy.”

#taika waititi #taikawaititiedit #this interview is SO GOOD #this part tho...#THAT'S BLACKBEARD!!!!#im shaking him by the shoulders im gently grabbing his face im fiercely hugging him im kissing his forehead #HOW ARE YOU THIS WEIRD AND WONDERFUL #i feel like this interview gave me a bigger insight into his head than everything he's ever said or done before #at least it's one of the most honest ones #my stuff

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sheepalmighty · 11 months

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A comic for my incredibly self-indulgent AU: Chai joins Vandelay for half a day.

Click for less blur

The rest of this dumb joke comic is under the read more

It was in his robot arm

#hi-fi rush #hi fi rush #hfr #hi-fi rush spoilers #kale vandelay #hi fi rush korsica #hi fi rush chai #kale x chai #mainly for the following comment #'I want that defect!' you sure do kale you sure do #i didnt put much thought into the outfit except that chai is disappointed that there isnt any spare sleeve to rip up for his robot arm #i think the least plausible thing in this au is that chai was convinced to do a coffee run #he's bigger than that #i havent bothered making neat looking speech bubbles and text in a long time so hope they dont distract too much #if you've been around my blog for a while you'll see all the two conventions i keep using in my previous works #but i just wanted to draw something fun #im wondering if the many panels images are able to be zoomed into easily? i cant tell with how tumbls is nowadays #'tis mine #im not doing this again my eyes are super tired

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the-cat-at-the-theatre-door · 4 months

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I have a flash of my main 1940sish period human!AU in my mind - Alonzo working with Plato during the afternoon just post Macavity, and it's mechanic work so they're in a garage, and Alonzo tossing a rag at Plato's face because he's distracted *again* thinking about this girl he saw ducking into a Cafe down the street with her pearl necklace and white hat.

#Alonzo #Plato #platoria #my headcanons #alonzo got him the job because i see golden lonz as a blue collar type guy regularly but who takes care in his appearance #and he's had a handful of jobs so he knows his way around #and the image continues with alonzo just casually offering that he invites her over for dinner because demeter and munk and the girls #wouldn't mind and their table is bigger anyway than plato's little apartment #just say we're family - by all accounts you technically are #plato protests because she's very obviously a high society girl and probably would turn her nose up #and alonzo snorts just like what you think we aren't good enough for her or something?#then at least talk to her romeo your levels of productivity are in the shitter

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diaryofamadsunwukongfan · 20 days

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This is what Jaune stans think of Pyrrha :/

#Pyrrha I am so sorry that some crazy Jaune simps would even write youblike that oh my god #like the best comeback you could have Pyrrha use is #“I may be slurping on Jaune #but at least hes bigger than you ;)“#she would not fucking say that #stop it #rwde #anti jaune #anti jaune simps #pro pyrrha #and while we are on the subject why are Jaune simps always size queens???#even the straight male ones that produce non stop Jaune harem fics are size queens #wtf

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itsjaywalkers · 6 months

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talking to mil today about iwtywmm jeggy i've come to the conclusion that not only they're that kind of couple who's very annoying about pda but they also have to be touching at All Times

#and i mean touching skin on skin #nothing over the clothes that's not close enough #james will have his hand under reg's shirt while they wait in line #not even trying anything he just Wants to feel him #reg will be wearing ripped jeans and james is immediately slipping his fingers through the holes #grabbing on his thigh while they're seated at a table #he'd make the tears so much bigger without noticing #reg can never wear the same ripped jeans more than twice bc james ruins them #and yes he's the one who does most of the touching but reg can and will get pouty if james doesn't put at least one of his hands on him lik #all the time #it goes both ways really #they're just . obsessed with each other #jegulus my beloveds #fic: i will touch you with my mind

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usareiis · 2 months

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Lost my original post of this from the other day but I genuinely don't understand how Black Butler discourse ever shifted into the does Sebastian ~really~ like Ciel or is Ciel just dinner line of conversation that is pervasive as it is because Sebastian is the one that has absorbed his whole existence into Ciel's. Sebastian's face is what Ciel wants Sebastian's whole purpose is doing things for Ciel Sebastian's every hell of a butler yes my lord speech is about how he's Ciel's and Ciel is the one going around saying shit like whatever Sebastian is just my pawn 💅

#like sjdjdkdd??????#it's not that i don't think ciel loves sebastian per se bc. well. i don't think he'd ever process it in terms like that no matter what...#...kind of relationship they have bc the most important thing to him is getting him to do tasks like a dog and proving he will over and over #which is why sebastian does it all so overkill #but the most acknowledgement you ever get that ciel likes sebastian is stuff like idk the fucking book of atlantic you did good today #or if we're feeling really crazy the you were the only demon there line #like the dynamic has gotten way skewed in fandom away from the actual text #and i know why but it's still annoying bc i am not even saying this in a shippy way bc i don't give a fuck about ships #but they're so crazy entwined and in completely incomparable inhuman situations that it literally has no merit on this story to sit and...#...definitely piece together how this relationship works with real life normie standards like it literally is going to fit into no box of...#...what we think of as friends or siblings or parents or partners bc no victorian guy on the face of the earth has a real pet demon.#it's so boring you're missing the bigger picture that they're everything to each other and completely stuck together forever #does x mean y mean z? (least problematic answer only) they're stuck together! forever!#and no one has demons in real life it's all comparable to real life nothing #other than the asthma that's real #anyway. it's like fandom has made up a version of this story in their heads that is so devoid of anything that makes the story the story #twitter is like another planet for this i am mostly talking about twitter where i have been looking for news about the anime and oh boy #i have said this before but sebastian doesn't have a grip on human relationships bc he's not one and ciel doesn't give a fuck #but like this post started with and strayed from. well. sebastian isn't even trying to act like he's indifferent. ciel actually is.#and we're all missing several funny bits from that just trying to fit everything into a box #we could have more interesting conversations if we got past the same three people have been having for 20 years #kuroshitsuji #my kuro posts

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marc--chilton · 20 days

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(mgv) the first time lawrence actually meets scott it's when he's at adam's apartment, both of them just enjoying each other's company, they aren't even fooling around (even though obviously there is So Much Sexual Tension) they're just watching a movie, lawrence probably just got off work and doesn't want to go home to an empty house quite yet. then in walks scott, who let himself in because (as adam explains later) scott is the closest thing adam has to an emergency contact, so he gave him his spare key, and yes it's stupid but "i'm not exactly swimming in trustworthy company, man"

and INSTANTLY. the SECOND lawrence catches scott's scent his lips pull back on reflex. he doesn't even register that THIS is the scott adam mentions, he just knows this is another alpha and his specific scent sets off something in lawrence that has him pulling adam tight to his side and growling loooowww. and scott's a DICK so he sees that threat display and immediately wants to fight right back, no question, only made worse by the fact that there's an omega between them (who is about to start biting both of them so they'll chill the FUCK out and NOT kill each other in his apartment)

#saw #chainshipping #idk if i should tag nailshipping here too or if that would be like hateposting #even though i don't hate the ship but like scott is like. everyone agrees he's a dickhead #scott likers what do i do here #that would be so MESSY especially if lawrence is closing in on his rut #scott's like you wanna fuckin go old man?? and lawrence gets up off the couch #and he's like Noticeably Much Bigger than scott #not that it really deters him but. the imagery at least. hold my hand #mgv

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fullmoonfireball · 8 months

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somehow learned of the Hocotate Bomb smash item for the first time today and

im going to lose it. mean to olimar. mean to him!!!

#this is so fucking funny #i mean at least it's not the ss dolphin but oh my god..#'here's a little* spaceship replica you can use! it flies upward and then CRASHES AND EXPLODES :D'#(*: the replica is actually bigger than the real thing. do not let the size of olimar in smash fool you.)#Rambles Into The Void #to be fair . the dolphin Mk. I deserves to explode #i think olimar would be quite pleased to see it do so (provided he wasn't. yknow. shipless)

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skoulsons · 8 months

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Active shower thoughts

“You won’t help?”

vs

“I can help you”

And shin looks distraught when the latter is said to her

#ok wait no this is so complex #I believe baylan is parting from her for a specific reason #not a ‘leave me alone I want to be away from you’ reason #but something bigger than that #to baylan- at least #but that’s not really considering shins..:#I’ll say emotional (??) needs (????)#which isn’t the wording I’m looking for #I think she’s been alone most if not her whole life #with the exception of Baylan #and I think the hc possibility of her wanting a bigger circle is good #but also.#but I think baylan parting from her hit her more emotionally hard than she probably thought #he’s probably all she really knows. hes taught and trained her into everything she is #and for him to part from her #In a ‘sending off to college’ fashion #is borderline terrifying #because it’s baylan #practically her father #and the man she knows and has known the majority of her life is leaving her so she can go and find her footing #and while that is scary enough- the woman who is her enemy says ‘I’ll help you’#but she doesn’t want ahsoka’s help #she wants baylans. I believe she’ll always want baylans #she looks distraught because she wants baylans help!!!!!!!!#oh my GOODNESS there sso much here #ahsoka tv #ahsoka spoilers #baylan skoll #shin hati

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zorilleerrant · 1 month

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hey. how did Willow and Xander explain Jesse's disappearance? did they have to keep pretending they didn't know where he'd gone? did they tell anyone he was dead, and how, and did the people they were telling believe them? what did Jesse's parents do without a body? how were they supposed to bury him when he'd burst into dust? how were they supposed to give him that one final gift when there was nowhere to find what was left of him?

#look i said something #buffy the vampire slayer #because if you read Jesse as Jewish (like I do) it's a bigger deal than if he's a lot of other faiths #I can buy no one investigated (because hellmouth) but you'd think at least his parents would've asked his best friends

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ramenwithbroccoli · 2 months

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