#but also it is $3 for crabs

[master-gatherer]

It's fascinating how in reaction to the crab day idea half my dashboard is like "Tumblr is awful do not give them one red cent let the motherfucker burn" and the other half is like "let's save the rec center 🙂"

#do crab day dont do crab day #itll be a nice boost to the site but like its been pointed out it wont completely solve tumblr's money woes #but also it is $3 for crabs #like... no one's asking you to drop big bucks on this #hell you can just say no #this is like how every year ao3 does their fundraiser and people come on to scream about how its a waste of money #and how you should be giving it to someone more worthy #as if those donation posts arent passing the same $5 around to get by #or when the importan blue checks came out #people spending $3 on crabs would probably spend that $3 on something equally dumb or not at all #sorry #just dont participate #and make plans to lift stakes when tumblr finally goes under/starts really sucking b/c theyre gonna keep doing shit like this #until they go under or turn a profit #thats capitalism #and even if we get our glorious communist revolution social media will probably not make it to the communes #locked it down since crab day originator found it and well its out that theyre a pro-life terf so 🤷 blocked #anyway congrats on reblogging a godless heathen #your idea was cute anyway #update: i had an idea and now its rebloggable again #fyi: i block hard 🙃

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 197

“Guys look, I got us pet rocks!” 

“That’s nice- Danny, why are the rocks moving?” 

“Ectoplasm. Obviously. They eat bad emotions, isn’t that cool?!” 

“They aren’t going to get that big though, right? I mean, we’re moving to the countryside but still.”

“I mean, they shouldn’t? Dang, maybe I should have asked Dora more questions…” 

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Team Phantom moves to Smallville #With their pet rocks that do in fact grow #There’s a giant stone crab with part of a forest on its back #And a ray-thing buried under their fields napping until lightning storms #And a meteorite whale thing #to name the biggest 3 #Clark LOVES visiting the neighbors whenever he comes back home #He gets swarmed by the pet rocks #He also eventually gets permission to take a couple of tiny ones to give to his friends #Bruce is staring blankly at the Very Tiny gargoyle staring up at him with bits of black ecto lichen mimicking his cowl #Why yes the pet rocks are indeed influenced by the person they’re with and their surroundings

[rocketbirdie]

curling stone carapaceon!

#evade extender won't save you now! #god. can you imagine like 6 of the small monster versions of these hurdling towards your ankles. #yeowch! #also all of his hitzones are resistant to severing and ranged weapons. #and hammers bounce if they don't have purple sharpness bc i said so. #learn the hunting horn or else suffer the consequences. #crab :) #monster hunter #monhun #mh #my art <3

[anonymouscreampuff]

children are like cats

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #the dark urge #dark urge #durge #dragonborn #orin #orin the red #bhaal #///first time drawing the fucko gfjhsdg #his outfit is silly #also orin's silly crab suit is hell actually #ANYWAY this is the last one for tonight hfjksdh #my wrist is DYING #hope nya'll enjoyed these silly durge doodles I'll probably do more jdgsdh #they're fun XD

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory 2 #qpurgatory 2 #there hope those filter for u fuckers #(/affectionate) #shut up vic #block game brainrot #if you can't tell my povs went something like this: #crab -> raccoon -> panda -> capybara -> goose -> crow #so i didn't watch all of them lmfao #i only spent a few hours with raccoon and crab; panda i caught all of #capybara and goose i mostly watched on their elimination day #crow i hopped into on the final day as well tho i'd been keeping some tabs on them previously #just not concentrated watching #i like purgatories :D #to be clear though i hope they don't run purg 3 until like november 2024 at the absolute EARLIEST #the staff is NOT at the point they can handle it yet lol not for a while #the fact that one of the ex devs said they were already talking about purg 3 was crazy #like i'm patient i'm not nuts let's cook this one #this is neglecting to mention the post-server close calls which are my favorite part of the event no contest #oh yeah and i also have issues w how some of the special events work #those need some tweaking it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination #but i enjoy it :) it has good moments

[modmad]

i wish there was more crabs in tpoh :(

if you believe... in the crab... they will be in the world of make believe....

#crab somewhere in tpoh #you might not see them but they are there now #also YEA THERE ARE CRABS gwin's 3 crab and a kitten family are in the comic as a cameo #somewhere in the market... #they're. they're fine it's totally fine hahaha

[dyoungs]

🦀🦀🦀s for @xiaojuun

#im sticking to the crab thing bc that was dumb of me and also funny KJHDFKGJH happy bday my ewiewiewi <3 #002 #cravity #hyeongjun #song hyeongjun #wonjin #ham wonjin #forluvity #kpopco #useroro #awekslook #eritual #mg:cravity #m:wonjin #m:hyeongjun #ms:bdays #flashing tw

[hey-hamlet]

Ok so about a month ago I was desperately trying to remember who wrote about Yaoyorozu Yakuza au and I could not for the life of me find the specific one I was looking for (i.e. yours) so I am incredibly happy to see it pop on my feed again.

Also, if hypothetically Momo were to let Izuku have a little crime as a treat how would that go down? Between the two of them they could cause so much chaos but the yakuza in bnha are pretty low profile + the whole hero student thing so would they break out the goofy disguises?

My life goal - inflict a vague "was that like, a fic? an au post? a dream?" on people.

Momo, in an attempt to make up for the leaps and bounds her quirk has been developing since she started chatting with Izuku is like - "i need to get him a present but the only thing he ever wants is All Might merch and he owns like. all of it." So she has to brainstorm a better present.

Enter - mid-stakes heist her family is orchestrating on a small HPSC office in Hakone. She invites Izuku to do some snow training on a ski slope her uncle owns, and then reveals that not only are they going to do training (something Izuku was very excited for) they are going to steal! From Izuku's least favourite government agency!

Typically her family stick to like. Generic theft, protection fees, illegal gambling rings and creative accounting (one of her recent ancestors had a tanuki style quirk that let him turn leaves into gold for about 24hrs. so, also counterfeiting? I guess?) . But! The HPSC is trying to keep the fact that a lot of the yakuza are still around under wraps by taking them out lethally, so no one hears about them. So, the HPSC having info about them is a major risk, especially with their dear Momo trying to become a hero!

#izuku has so much fun breaking in momo doesnt have the heart to tell him they already duped the NFC swipe cards #again - their respective fan clubs are furious. #and also in hakone. #iida abused his connections and family money so they are in the same fancy hotel - just all 6 of them in 1 room #there is a buffet dinner and uraraka eats nothing but crab for 3 nights in a row #it quells her anger a little #asks #bnha au #yaoyorozu yakuza au

[crabsnpersimmons]

if it wouldn’t be too much of a hassle, would you mind sharing what markers, sketch pencils, and pens you use to draw traditionally?

no hassle at all! i'm happy to share! here's a photo summary of the tools i use:

all in all, i use a variety of tools, and a good majority of my tools are from the dollarstore, walmart, or were a gift. i personally find working with inexpensive tools helps me feel more free to use my tools. even my sketchbooks are from the dollarstore.

ultimately it's not the tools that are important, but the artist who learns how to use the tools to make the art they want. sure there are limitations and challenges to working in traditional art, but that's also what makes it fun! so no matter what you use—traditional or digital tools—have fun with it!

happy drawing! ❤️

#ask the crab #also i never use all of these tools for one thing #i use like 1 sketching tool 1 clean up tool 1 line art tool and then for colouring i like to stay within a limited palette of ~3 colours #so if it looks like a lot of stuff don't worry i don't use them all at once #but they are all scattered around my desk... #oh forgot to mention #the only time i use a pencil is for making guidelines for comic panels and writing down dialogue #because pencil is the only thing that cleanly erases #what pencil i use? whichever one i can find and still has lead

[saradiation]

college Karkat living the 90s grunge dream 

#bringing back the crab shirt for the occasion #also yes thats a smashing pumpkins shirt <3 #im having a lot of fun with these character sheet thing #so obviously im making a dave one next ;) #homestuck #humanstuck #karkat vantas #college au #my art

[hummus-birb]

Happy Splatoween!!! Hope everyone had fun, and honestly I don’t really care who wins this time! (Ghosts and Skeletons are both funky fellas, and I’d honestly be more surprised than angry if Zombies somehow won)

Not Splatoween themed, but here’s some old Splatoon sketches I made a while ago! Just gesture, color, and hair practices, as well as style improvement in general!!

#also where were you guys team zombie #so many mirror matches #I legitimately think the splat fest would’ve been more balanced if Shiver was team vampire instead of zombie #but either way I loved all the decorations and music!!! #crab-and-go spooky version has honestly been my study music for the past week #it’s such a vibe #splatfest #splatoon art #splatoon #splatoon 3 #dedf1sh #<also I’m so mad that I forgot their headphones #but I’m too lazy to fix it sooo

[noose-lion]

Dazai has two pets.

Dazai bought a snake from a shady online ad because he thought it was venomous and that it could kill him. It turned out to be a type of constrictor and NOT venomous. The snake was in really bad shape, and wrapped itself around Dazai because he was warm and the snake was cold. Dazai was like "omg, is this a hug". Needless to say the snake is doing fine now, and she's helping Dazai harrass Kunikida. (Chuuya also loves her dearly)

The second pet is a crab. Dazai found a crab by the port and thought "damn, free crab, this will last me all week". Dazai doesn't know how to cook crab and somehow in the process of trying to cook it, the crab got ahold of a knife and defended itself. Dazai loves this crab more then most people. (Chuuya holds very little affection for the crustacean)

The snake's name is Snuggles and and the crab's name is Stabbington.

#im projecting #anyway #Dazai will also eventually get a cat #or 2 #or 3 #Chuuya has 2 rescue dogs #a pitbull #and a pomeranian #dazai is a snake dad and a crab dad #my stuff #screaming into the void #and the void screams back #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungou gay dogs #soukoku #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd headcanon #dazai headcanons #pet headcanons #crab #snake #crustaceans #jester thinks

[eirikaily]

Woomy!!

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #inkling #crab tank my beloved #also my inkling is called Squidmus :)

[until-the-brahmin-come-home]

"Canon" facts about the lone wanderer:

person of color (their mom, Catherine, is black)

Born July 13, 2258 (making their star sign cancer. hm.)

Good at baseball (once pitched four strikeouts in the vault)

gnc af (in the game guide, moira says people can't agree if they were a man or a woman)

#fallout 3 #lone wanderer #see imo the lw is a blank slate in an unfun way. unlike the courier the dialogue doesn't really offer you the option to characterize yourse #you can get a little bit of personality in based on how nice/sarcastic you choose to be but that's kinda it #idk idk #sam is very developed in my mind but i immediately run into a wall trying to play them in game #i put canon in quotes because obviously you can choose to style your lw however you want these are just things established by the game #i actually kinda like that they're canonically a cancer cuz it's a water sign. get it. also radiation and such #mirelurks - crabs

[glassgob]

pedro davids king of camp

[Image ID: Digital lineart of Pedro Davids reclining in a chair. He is wearing casually formal clothes and a black body harness. End ID.]

#blaseball #pedro davids #baltimore crabs #drew this to remind folks of him #also thank you blink for the caption <3

[stainedglass-sketchbook]

I think I’m a lot less worried about the 7000 vampire spawn in the underdark bc of the existence of lesser restoration. Now this is based on the assumption that bc lesser restoration cures the bloodless condition it.. refills you with blood. So if you have enough spell slots that’s almost an infinite blood machine right there! With just a level 2 spell! I feel like we could work this

#just draw blood from a selection of cattle (could be anything but animals that you can farm in the UD the would probably be most efficient) #then cast lesser restoration #repeat as needed #baldur's gate 3 #bleed some chickens like horseshoe crabs 🦀 we can do this #also someone needs to hire Barcus to create like 1000 more amulets of silvanus #self control is an issue but you can get some vamps with decent self control to just draw blood the normal way #and bottle it up for the others