#but I’m also half joking

[atypicalsouda]

Me, a bi trans man, unable to read any x readers or y/ns catered to me because they all include vag penetration which doesn’t do anything for me and makes me extremely uncomfortable and dysphoric:

#I hate it #but I’m also half joking #I’m pretty fine with just bottom male reader cuz that way it’s my ass lmao #it just kinda sucks that if it’s specifically a bottom ftm reader it’s gonna be vaginal 😒 #I guess I really am in a minority tho #sigh 😞 #I have to write my own shit if I want it

[cayliecoltrane]

when he’s continuously 2 years old

#ethos lab #ethoslab #hermitcraft #etho <3 #hc etho #hermitcraft etho #i’m so incredibly. normal about him #my passport is arriving at my dorm in march so i’m gonna make a trip up to canada #just praying for a random encounter idk i’m normal #half joking i respect his privacy #but also if i did meet him all im saying is if never be the same

[dandyleyen]

everyone say thank you to dunmeshi for somewhat helping me rekindle my relationship with food via me thinking “Senshi would be proud if I ate a healthy dinner, actually” .

is it silly ? incredibly. is it helpful ? incredibly.

#I have a lot of problems w/ nausea and eating #and I don’t really like food very much #And I’ve also been sick for days bc I haven’t been able to eat #BUT #it’s a good motivator to keep going when I can get food down #yes it’s silly I’m aware of it but also #I don’t have a therapist rn so this is as close to that as I can get slash half joke #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #senshi dunmeshi

[atorionsbelt]

“he’s probably more daddy than he is father” “it’s more like a fraternal brotherly relationship”

me when it’s PRIDE but i’m at a work function

#the wink…. #he contains multitudes #it’s ok phil we rmbr ur rj/ot3 truther quotes from a few days ago #he still has love for keeley but he also has 2 hands #i’m like half convinced they told him to tone down his lgbt jokes bc they didn’t want it to look like baiting 😭 #also his mother was there. #so he’s like yeah rj is written platonic #but his differing personal beliefs coexist #phil dunster #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #keeley jones #royjamie #roy x jamie #jamie x roy #video #op

[comradekarin]

sorry not sorry but farleigh was not that bad LMAO “he made my blood boil”, “I hated absolutely everything about his character”, “he’s just like oliver, another moth leaching”, “he’s no better than oliver is”, girl- his worst crime was making a few dickish jokes. pretending he’s this irredeemable evil while making shitposts about how much of a girlboss elspeth is, how FELIX didn’t do anything wrong, or even rooting for ‘poor meow meow’ fucking oliver quick. gosh… murder, manipulation and obsession is fine but making fun is where we draw the line? live a little lmao is nuance only fun when it’s for whight characters (jk… unless)

#I’m only half joking (kind of) #no honestly like how is it that he was the only likesble part to me #and he’s also the one everyone hates more than anyone else??? #and the reason why is because he’s MEAN? #not policing who your fav is or anything idc about that but re evaluate why he bothered you so much Lmao it’s not that deep #it’s giving boring #farleigh start #saltburn

[robinsversion]

With the photomatt meltdown and James Somerton’s return to the internet being so back-to-back yet still managing to not overlap, you now can’t convince me they’re not the same person. They’re the same level of pathetic whiny white men.

#has anyone ever seen matt and James in the same room? exactly #(half joking… but also a weird coincidence they both pulled shit so close to each other) #hbomberguy #james somerton #photomatt #matt mullenweg #why are you booing me i’m right

[historicallyaccuratecheese]

HELLO…? MAGNUS ARCHIVES FANARTIST? YES, I WOULD LIKE A DRAWING OF JON…LOOKING WELL PUT TOGETHER AND MENTALLY STABLE!!!

#tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims #this is a joke btw you guys rule #also I’m still working on my big post on every episode #just had to take a small break bc holidays #but my god is it long #like the hyperfixation has set in #there’s no turning back now #the second half of season 1 might as well be a whole ass essay #episode 26…save me episode 26….save me

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

If a girl invited you to her bed, how many old bloodstains on her pillowcases and sheets and maybe comforter is too many bloodstains for you to say yes?

#I’m half joking g #but also I get nosebleeds frequently and have woken up to find my blood drying in the pillowcasss and sheets e #and I’m beginning to worry that I might need to sheets and stuff for if I ever do have a partner

[teehee-vibes]

Sometimes, I think I want Grizzly to put more gay men in Riptide.

Other times, I remember Dark Puckered Hole and reevaluate.

#jrwi riptide #just roll with it #this is a joke but also #unless I’m blanking on anyone who isn’t Finn #totally a real possibility #not a lotta mlm couples #but there are three wlw couples that I can think of #I mean two are only half alive and one of the two is a villain pair #BUT STILL #AND NOT THAT THREE IS TOO MANY OBVIOUSLY I love wlw i am one so don’t say anything #and all of Finn’s homo escapades happened in the past #they’re over. finish. kaput. #where was I going with this? #uh #I think Finn and Earl should hold hands because it would be so fucking funny #and when we go to Horsea (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE) I need to see reruns of brokeback mountain #give Gryffon a man who is just as big as him who he can hold hands with COWARDS #and let drey charm some guy LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME HE’S A STRAIGHT MAN. come on. you can’t. if you try you’re lying to yourself. #jrwi riptide spoilers #jrwi spoilers #I think?

[interstate35south]

i love when people draw all the mxtx protagonists together but i’ll be real the generic anime boy face curse is alive and well

more often than not the art itself is fantastic it just takes me like a solid minute to figure out who’s who. bonus points if lbh is robbed of his wavy hair and the only way i can tell him apart from wwx is his forehead

#mxtx #tgcf #mdzs #svsss #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #mo dao zu shi #scum villian self saving system #hua cheng doesn’t tend to be a problem but wwx and lbh. man #also not technically a protag but honorable mention to my favorite guessing game “is it shen qingqiu or male shi qingxuan” #i must admit i am a victim of same face syndrome as well but it gets worse when they remove distinguishing features #i’m still talking abt lbh’s hair btw. i feel very strongly about his hair #every other character and their mother already has long straight black hair let him have a little fun #i love you three mxtx characters with not straight hair #also not necessarily a features thing but part of my beef with generic anime boy face is that they all look early 20s which is propaganda #listen wangxian being in their thirties is SO important to me you guys don’t understand #teenage hualian is not real to me i don’t believe in it we’ve already established that #but i’d at least like SOME indication that they’re not all the same age #i love you artists that draw san lang and hua cheng visibly different i love you artists that draw wwx and mxy visibly different #bottom line is pls give them more distinguishing features or i gotta do it myself #half joking but also this shit gets serious

[bloodraven55]

not me only just realising that claudine literally won the revue of souls by stealing maya’s gender….. like she deadass just reversed their roles and beat maya by out-transmascing her

#i’m half-joking about this but also not really #shoujo kageki revue starlight #gekijouban revue starlight #revue starlight #claudine saijou #maya tendou

[moxymaxing]

If the main pd cast had pjsk kizuna ranks because i could

#please be extra nice to me about this i don’t want to be cringe #<- half joking i got nervous about these titles halfway through but I couldn’t give up on it then #I hope they’re fitting please do not call me cringe #also i need this to reach my target audience of like 5 people. #if you’re in that group know we are frolicking through fields and having a wonderful picnic together #anyways I spent way too much time on this and it’s very late for me. but also don’t look at this too hard #i don’t know how to edit i just have an apple pen and a dream #maybe ill srb in the afternoon if I’m feeling brave #(also you can totally ask me about the meaning behind the titles. i will give you my entire thought process and then some more) #good night 👍 #william wisp #dakota cole #vyncent sol #ashe winters #mart

[badolmen]

Everybody’s always talking about the biblical imagery in Goncharov but I haven’t seen anybody talk about the allusions to Greek mythology like !!! Goncharov looking at Katya through the mirror when she threatens to shoot him, not making direct eye contact - Perseus and Medusa’ poisonous vision. When Sofia is leading Katya in the tunnels, not looking as they talk, but she turns around and Katya is gone - Orpheus turns and Eurydice vanishes. That unnamed taxi driver is paid two coins by Goncharov right before That Scene - he’s literally Charon, transporting the ‘dead’. Guys the whole boat scene is an allusion to the River Styx. The theme of time and the human hubris to defy it and the seemingly divine punishment of that ambition. Tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

#ra speaks #shitpost #goncharov #gonchorov #unreality #greek mythology #there’s probably more #I’m just calling out what I noticed - I’m no greek mythologist #also the structure of the film feels like it was inspired by Greek tragedies - half the lines sound like they belong in theater not film #maybe that’s why the critical reception was a little off? they didn’t like the meshing of film techniques with more theatrical writing? #someone smarter than me fit ice pick Joe into this framework I feel like he’s neglected narratively and that impacts his thematic ties #<- this is all a joke based on the fake film Goncharov.

[thegreatcrowdragon]

Oh shit I made a vanilla milkshake au last night while half asleep and I just forgor. To tell you guys about it.

Uhh so basically a pre-corruption Shadow Milk finds and saves a near death faerie pv who is stuck in a glue trap (because the faeries are actually faerie sized in this au) and fluffy antics ensue

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake #it’s not really meant to be anything other than meaningless fluff #and also I was half asleep while creating it #I’m struggling to not make a ‘ya like jazz’ joke because in some ways their relationship is like that #makin tiny clothes for the faerie bf… augh

[right-agent]

i got your back, if you got mine

a bunch of doodles about an idea of mine

#my art #ieytd #i expect you to die #agent phoenix #roxana prism #basically by sheer chance of luck prism finds herself at the doorstep of the phoenix #to where they take her in and hang out for a month or two #they get to learn. more about one another #humanizing the phoenix in a sense #get closer yknow #and do home brain surgery (half)joke #i’m bad at explaining this but yknowww anyone can ask about :]]c #i also think rox would tap a lot which bothers phoenix Idk i’m dealing with the horrors(sounds i don’t like) #FORGOT TO SAY this is a fic i want to write. eventually #i Dont write though so we’ll see how it goes

[petrichormore]

!! The following is a rant and is slightly fandom critical, it’s also over-exaggerated and half joking !!

!! I’m just expelling frustration it’s not serious I’m just being silly rn so beware all ye who enter here (and also read the tags) !!

the only character that is allowed to kill an egg without repercussions is q!badboyhalo because this fandom treats him like a glorified nanny and they only care about him when they’re yelling at him to take care of their fav egg. he ain’t that egg’s government-assigned parent and he isn’t responsible for constantly keeping every egg alive but i damn well know if an egg dies on his watch, or if an egg dies of neglect he’s gonna get blamed - especially if an egg dies of neglect since he’s the only islander that cares about that apparently lmao (mostly joking). And the worst part is he’ll probably blame himself too but it honest to god is not his problem.

Bro needs a vacation - an actual one where he’s not taking care of an average of 3 eggs daily lmfao

#sorry I’m salty and I’m mostly joking I’m not actually that pressed #and plus q!Bad likes to babysit so it is His Own Doing I’m sure others would help if he asked #the thing is he’s never going to ask he’s allergic to asking for help #also this is more about the fandom anyway #they always yell on twitter and IN HIS CHAT to take care of eggs #but if he misses one sign or doesnt read the eggs damn mind he’s an unfit parent like. okay. #^^^ that last tag is specifically about how much people nag on him about tallulah in particular #‘bad is always leaving her behind i only trust Phil’ SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE LITERALLY SEES BAD AS A FATHER FIGURE #tallulah would be dead several times over if it weren’t for him #so would chayanne and so would Leo and so would half the players if we’re being honest #anyway I would be so sad if he killed an egg but he’s earned it at this point tbf #q!badboyhalo #fandom critique #i like the qsmp fandom usually but when people chat hop to tell him to wake up chayanne i get… silly