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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#GOOD ENDING

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#how dare you perceive me like this

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I just realized it’s been a long time since I posted about Jane Prentiss. Anyways did you know she’s beautiful and showstopping and radiant and spectacular and gorgeous and perfect and in an ideal world her and micheal would both hold my hand even though one is diseased and the other has knives inside?

#tma #the magnus archives #jane prentiss

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what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

#:)

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

#my dash has been feeling nostalgic i guess

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

#omg this showed up on my dash?? #by talos this can’t be happening!

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pikmin 1 and 2 and pikmin 3, pikmin new play control for the wii, pikmin 4 and 5, pikmin 6, pikmin 7, pikmin eighteen billion and eleven pikmin 3 deluxe and hey pikmin, pikmin temptation and pikmin sin, pikmin on your ipad its called pikmin bloom, brand new crossover with Pikmin and Doom

LOST BROWSER GAME PIKMIN SPACE... FORCE...

pikmin fortnite pikmin loamy clay and pikmin sand, pikmin adventure (nintendo land), pikmin coming to super smash brothers brawl, new sport i made where you throw pikmin ball pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it... pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it on there... (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the fucking gamecube)

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This was a dream I had. Maybe you can tell me what it means

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when I finish tma I should just make a post that’s me ranking all of the episodes based on how distraught Jon is at the end. Most of Season 1 would be at the bottom because that guy just did not care did he?

#tma #the magnus archives #how times have changed #now i’m on season two #where the thought of a homeless man being alive makes him scream at the guy crushing on him #i still think about him saying that the spider statement which ended with the guy being found dead inside web was total bullshit #what was his problem #and what’s worse is the fact that THAT version of him is arguably more sane than what I’m dealing with now #jfc

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

#a bit belated but oh well

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I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this

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bag of deconstructed wiggly parts

(I'm crocheting him and needed somewhere to put the pieces while I work on more, but seeing his little eyes staring back at me was too funny)

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[Image ID: There a two images. The first one shows the Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Neil banging out the tunes for 18 years now' to Cas' 'I love you'. The second one is a photograph of a rat in front of a colourful toy piano. It's front paw is lifted up so it looks like the rat is playing the piano. The image is captioned with 'Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006'. /End ID]

#LOVE YOU NEIL

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imagine if sergey ushanka was real and easily accessible. like think about it. you probably wouldn’t have to worry about death threats or getting doxxed anymore, but now you have to deal with an inescapable 17-hour long video of a man eating his own computer until you watch the entire thing. and i bet he would be a newfound rickroll. and that people would just use him to win arguments.

#the magnus archives #tma #mag 65