#bros got the whole damn package

[airy-mod]

HELLO???? ZESTY ASS

Limp wrist, hand on hips, one leg stretched out, duck lips and everything SIR???

#THIS MAN #bros got the whole damn package #the hfjone production files actually got me tweaking it's not even funny anymore #airy stuff #hfjone #onehfj #airy #airy hfjone #hfjone airy #osc #hfjone production files

[yamamasjumpercables]

reader that is matt’s best friend but chris has a hugeeee crush on her and gets kinda nervous around her

and matt tries to push them to tell each other

the rest is up to youuuu 🫶🏾🫶🏾

Don’t be nervous

Chris Sturniolo x Fem!Reader

Warnings: kissing and a little cussing. That’s really here🤷🏾‍♀️

a/n: Ok so I’m new to writing but here goes nothing

Chris Sturniolo…nervous about a girl? Seems insane, but when it came to you he was more nervous than a guilty man in an interrogation room. I mean he could just avoid you at all costs. Block you, ignore you, hell even ghost you in real life. How could he though, after all you were Matt’s best friend. Everywhere he went there you were. Any other person would’ve been tired of seeing your face. Not Chris, every time he sees your face it’s like he’s at peace with the whole world. Chris didn’t necessarily believe in destiny or love at first sight, but when he saw you he had to contemplate his beliefs. Now here you were, adding a few accessories to your outfit. The triplets were sitting on the sofa, mindlessly scrolling on their phones. Looking at a few funny TikToks or influencers unboxing their latest packages. “Y/n can you hurry up” Matt yells from the couch. “I’m almost done I just need to put on my necklace, but my damn nails is not allowing me to” you say walking over to the three. “I’ll put it on for you” Chris offers, his cheeks turning red as he speaks up. “Thank you Chris” you say giving him a bright smile. You give Chris the necklace to put on you. Chris is losing all composure. His breath getting caught in his throat from how close in proximity you are. He think he might actually faint. You smell just like the YSL perfume he got you for your birthday last year. “Are you almost done” you say softly. “Almost” Chris says, his warm breath on your neck sending chills down your spine. “Can you hurry up” Nick complains. “Done!” Chris says, finally taking a breath as if he’s been underwater. “Thank you Chris” you say giving him a kiss on the cheek. “How do I look you guys?” you say doing a quick 360 for them to see the whole outfit. “You look like a bad bitch Y/n” Nick says happily, clapping his hands. “You look great considering all that time you took” Matt says jokingly. “What do you think Chris?” You say turning around to be met with a love struck Chris. “You look beautiful” Chris says in awe. “Thank you Chris” you say hiding your face with your hand. Chris removes your hand from your face, intertwining both of your fingers together. “You always look beautiful” Chris says, cheeks red and heart beating rapidly. “Bro you two get a damn room” Nick says, while fake gagging. You and Chris both look at Nick confused, then you both look down at your intertwined fingers. “Chris likes you Y/n” Matt says while scrolling on his phone. “Matt why the fuck would you-“ Chris says, getting cut off by you giving him a passionate kiss. “I like you too Chris” you say, looking at Chris with your E/c eyes. “Ok so are you guys done here because I’m starving” Nick says, getting up off of the sofa. “Yea we should go” you and Chris say simultaneously.

I hope you guys enjoyed this I’m definitely new to this. 💐💐

Thank you to @worldlxvlys for helping me out 💋

#chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #chris sturniolo fluff #yamamasjumpercables

[tryingtofindava]

eyeless jack dating headcanons pls :)

𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬*ೃ༄

: ̗̀➛Back to source

He broke into your apartment with the intentions of harvesting your organs.

When he held the scalpel to your hip, and you began to stir awake. Mf froze.

Oh shit.

“What the fuck?”

Now bro only kills to eat, and when he does, he make sure it’s as painless for the victim as possible (unless he’s in a frenzy).

And That so called victim being awake? That just makes it 100x harder to get the task done.

And when you wake up to see a 6’6 man with an oddly terrifying blue mask holding a scalpel to your hip?

You (rightfully) freak tf out.

He’s not a sadist like some ppl… (cough Jeff Cough) So he probably awkwardly retreated back out to your window.

Anywayssss.

To the actual dating headcanons now.

You guys probably had a longgggggg ass slow burn. (not the only thing that’s long…)

The two of you definitely acted like a couple, before you were ACTUALLY a couple iykwim.

You find it so cool that your bfs a demon. He doesn’t really understand your excitement about it, since it’s literally a curse for him.

This boy is a walking furnace, he’s so cozy. So lots of winter cuddle sessions. Also perfect for when you on your period.

He purrs in his sleep. You can’t change my mind. You guys be cuddling on the couch all cute n’ shit and then there’s this soft buzzing sound… You crack open your eyes to look at him. His head on your lap as he naps.

“Babe… Are you purring?”

You asked with the biggest grin ever.

“…No.”

He likes when you read to him, he struggles to see (ik ik, he’s eyeless n shit, but I like to think he can still see, it’s js rlly rlly blurry or he has that heat vision where he can see body temps.) So when you can’t read to him, he just listens to audio books.

He’s a gentle giant towards you, y’all literally so cute. AND A GENTLEMAN🤭 he’s the whole damn package (minus the whole… cannibal eating ppl thing.)

He has animalistic like senses. So he can hear, and smell very well. So he can smell when you change your perfume or shampoo.

Imagine him leaning down to hug you (since you’re prob shorter than this tall ahh mf, nah seriously use the Hikaku sitatter site) and his face is buried in the crook of your neck. He’ll say shit like-

“Did you change you’re perfume to Miss Dior Eau De Parfum 30ml?”

“Wha-“

When he started getting comfortable taking his mask off around you, everytime he does you call him ‘Pretty boy’ 🤭.

HE WILL FOLD. Partially bcs he likes getting praised. Partially bcs he’s not a fan of the whole demon look.

His morning voice is literally so sexy help. Frothing at the mouth, on my knees barking.

Yk when you have like a sore head, and then you ask Google what’s up and Google’s all like ‘lol bitch you’re gonna die.’ You ask him about it obviously freaked out and he had to reassure your fine.

Walks in the rain at like 4am.

Every time he sees you, he’ll give you a quick forehead kiss.

Pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, I’m begging you. On my knees and begging for you to not look inside his mini fridge he has sitting in your storage room. Thank u.

He’s got some pretty gnarly things in there. Just be thankful he has the decency to not cross contaminate that shit with your food.

You guys slow dance in the kitchen to Mitski. He spins you around and all that cute shit.

He’s overprotective of you, and when you do get him to come out in public with you, he will growl at anyone that gets a little too close for his likings.

Wearing his hoodie<3. It just makes his dead heart happy.

SASSY MAN APOCALYPSE‼️💯💥

He may seem all quiet and sweet. But he’s sassy af. This. Dude. Has. Attitude.

When you’re telling him to do something in a tone, he’ll mouth you’re words with his hands.

When you guys are cuddling in your bed at night, he’ll randomly nibble on your neck to shoulder. He has sharp ass teeth so it’s a bit nippy, but he makes sure to be extra careful to not draw blood.

He smothers you when you’re under the weather. He’s literally so sweet omfg.

When you guys argue which is like 10% of the time, it takes awhile for him to get agitated. But even when he does he will NEVER raise his hands to you. Other than that he keeps calm.

He will though, get a bit mean, he probably doesn’t mean what he says it’s just a defence mechanism.

He makes it up to you with a cute little gift basket (he stole it.)

Y’all have probably kissed, and he still had the taste of blood in his mouth from eating someone’s kidneys<3

He can’t steal your organs but he can deffo rearrange them ;)

✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•

#creepypasta x reader #eyeless jack #eyeless jack x reader #eyeless jack x y/n #eyeless Jack headcanon #creepypasta reader #creepypasta headcanon #creepy pasta x reader hc #creepypasta #creepypasta hcs #creepypasta x female reader #creepypasta x you #eyeless jack headcanon

[octuscle]

Hey there. I guess this is the place to contact? I’m a college student visiting my family for the Fourth of July next weekend. I’ve been away all year. The person who’s most excited to see me is my little brother Zach. He’s eighteen, I’m twenty one. We used to be really close as kids, but when he hit puberty, he started getting wayyy into wrestling and hanging with the jock crowd. It’s like he became a whole different person; even though he was popular for his boyish good looks and his winning smile, his grades really suffered, and we stopped spending time together. Now I can’t even have a conversation with him because he resents me for going to college. He has this huge disdain for “book-learning” and, I think, is jealous of my authority as the older and smarter brother. The last few times I saw him it was all arguing.

Anyway, just a few days ago, I got this package from him in the mail. It’s this Chronoviac thing—I don’t even know what it is, really, and he didn’t include a manual or anything. Just a note that, in his messy and only semi-legible handwriting, reads “For the 4th. Luv u bro”. I googled the chronoviac and came here to ask if you know what any of this means, why he might have sent me this, or hell, even what the goddamn thing is…

To be perfectly honest: You are putting me in a huge conflict of conscience here. What I can and will tell you is that your little brother wants a Fourth of July with his brother. And that he wants to celebrate the Fourth of July the way he's always imagined it. And for this he has defined a scenario on the Chronivac that will only become active if you execute it. What happens then, I can not tell you, that would be a breach of trust against your brother. And it would be above all a violation of what your brother wishes. Whether you will like it? I cannot say. But I can promise you that I will keep the process under control and make sure that nothing happens that cannot be undone. If you're up for it, on Friday morning, before you head home, hit the "Activate Scenario" button.

Friday morning. You're still unsure…. But what is the worst that can happen. Honestly? You don't know. But just because of your parents, you want a harmonious Fourth of July. So what? You press "Activate scenario". It's now 7:00 in the morning. Your flight leaves at 12:30. Shit, then you can go to the gym before. You can already pack your bag and take it with you. Actually, you've already got a decent pile of clothes ready, but there's definitely some sports gear missing. And do you really want to see the fireworks in a button-down shirt? It's supposed to be a hot evening. Fuck, where are the tank tops. After ten minutes your room looks like a bomb has hit it. And you stuffed your clothes into the gym bag just like that. In the side pocket are your sneakers, your socks and your water bottle with the second protein shake. You quickly drink the first one before you leave.

On your way to the gym, you remember that you left your laptop and books at your dorm. Huhuhu, it's the Fourth of July, there's no studying for a few days, there's celebrating. You've worked hard enough, you're allowed to treat yourself. There are only a few of the big boys in the gym. Of course, all the others are already on their way home. But after what you've seen of your not-so-little brothers on Instagram lately, you should pump up your muscles again. After all, you are the big brother. Fuck! Is it really 11:00 o'clock already? Then you have to go to the airport right now. Take a shower? You can forget it. You go once with the towel over your sweaty body, take a training jacket over the wet tank top and you chase your Mustang to the airport. Now every minute counts. And the only chance you have is to use every ounce of your charm. And damn it, you're doing great. Your radiant smile, discreet dancing of the pecs. And the lady at the counter still accepts your gym bag. And in the queue at the security check you are let in. And the boarding staff puts you in a free seat in business class. Because seriously, neither you nor your seatmates would have had any fun in the middle seat that was left in economy class. Because you really need a lot of space. And because, frankly, you stink. Fortunately, the two back rows in business class are empty.

In the in-flight program, you first watch a movie. But that is too exhausting for you. Then you discover the cartoon channel. And you can't stop laughing. Ren and Stimpy are simply the coolest of all. Especially Stimpy, he's just as dumb as you are sometimes. Huhuhu! When you turn your phone back on after landing, you have half a dozen messages from your lil bruh. Photos of his armpit. And the question if you can smell him yet. To the displeasure of the lady next to you at the baggage carousel, you send back a picture of your hairy cave and write that you beat all the stink.

Fuck, you both can't believe you haven't seen each other in a year. You almost crush each other as you hug. You both would have the strength to do that. Fuck, your lil bruh has become a beast. You don't take much from each other anymore. As you sit in the car and your brother drives off, he asks if you want to do a bruh-reunion pump before you go home. I thought you'd never ask, you reply with a laugh.

Happy Fourth of July to you both!

#male tf #muscle tf #reality change #chronivac #tank top

[huuoh]

WILD THINGS MY FRIEND BLAKE HAS SAID ONLINE ( 1 / ? )

a mix of questions, statements, etc. nsfw included. / adjust as needed

❝ i'm sorry i'm down bad for women who can keep me in a cellar ❞

❝ fuck them kids bro , punt 'em ❞

❝ damn are you a parking ticket , cause you got FINE written all over you , aha ❞

❝ i sleep on my back so i can practice for my casket ❞

❝ 'tism and titties should be the first bullet on every marriage application ❞

❝ woof woof ❞

❝ it exploded . . . i fucking took off ❞

❝ i know that shit feel like when you open your window during a carwash ❞

❝ i'd rather hit my package with a ballpeen hammer ❞

❝ no problem, forehead ❞

❝ put a leash on him ❞

❝ manifesting wet socks for the lot of ya ❞

❝ that shit sounded like a grapefruit being rung out ❞

❝ we as a society need to start calling people poindexters again ❞

❝ my brain needs food it aint got no wrinkles on it ❞

❝ thicc ❞

❝ need me some of that stuffin' ❞

❝ ONCE AGAIN I AM TIRED OF LEAVES ❞

❝ if we see a cow we moo ❞

❝ if we see a deer we say OH DEER ❞

❝ ' it's grey sweatpants season ' ma'am if i wanted to display small things i would open a jewelry store ❞

❝ violently shitting myself due to being nervous ❞

❝ where does one aquire a steed ? ❞

❝ ARF ARF ❞

❝ this that type of cold that just piss you off ❞

❝ i'm tired of this grandpa ❞

❝ i found the best stick of the year ❞

❝ i fucking hate leaves. i wish all the trees a very bald ❞

❝ this aged like milk ❞

❝ let him cook ❞

❝ with how deep i sleep i need that mf alarm clock spongebob had ❞

❝ Ghost is just spooky bon jovi ❞

❝ butter up them cheeks boy ❞

❝ is it dangerous to fall asleep at night to videos about demonology lmao ❞

❝ i am making it a personal goal today to feel bonita ❞

❝ SHOW ME THE TIT ON AN ALMOND ❞

❝ y'all better hype me up like this when i get jiggy❞

❝ two halves of a whole idiot ❞

❝ a homie needs about 3 years worth of hugs ❞

❝ i got a canoe, don't make me pull up ❞

❝ YOU THE ONE THAT'S A KNOB SMHHH ❞

❝ holy hellfire i just had to walk a plaza the size of two football fields ❞

❝ yeah i ugly cried ❞

❝ girl dinner honestly ❞

❝ here lies [ name ] ' s hopes and dreams ❞

❝ i'm being held hostage ❞

❝ [ name ] don't even start the top of your head probably flat ❞

❝ my brother in Buddha LEAVE THE PREMISES ❞

#rp prompts #rp memes #rp ask meme #roleplay prompts #sentence starters #inbox memes

[futureplayboibunnie]

‘Ravenous’

Dr Strange x fem! reader

- i love the idea of domestic Stephen but this one has an obvious smutty twist. this one is one of my most fkn dirty and filthy so be warned sluts <333

- BRO IS SO FINE HOW IS HE REAL.

Your mind was doing backflips and your heart was nestled in your throat with every moment that passed since Stephen asked you out for dinner. It only took him 8 months to finally have the balls to ask for a clandestine meeting. You were happy go lucky for the entire day, thoughts constantly straying to Stephen when you should be focusing on getting rid of potential threats but you were so damn giddy over this man and it made your chest cave and your thighs squeze together. You were subconsciously chewing on your lower lip and the mere thought of him and in all honesty you were acting like a teenage girl getting asked for homecoming.

Stephen was never really known for letting his guard down, he was all hubris and hard features, never letting anyone get close and a massive misunderstanding of relationships. He couldn't remember the last time he wanted someone else this bad, but he did. He wanted you. You teased out a lightness, an ease that he never let himself experience and it just felt right to spoil and lavish you. You were funny, sexy, smart, seductive: the whole package that he wanted to unwrap like an impatient kid at Christmas. It was extruciatingly painful to sit and twiddle his thumbs but Stephen wanted to take his time with this, even though he wanted to pounce on you and fuck you until mornings end. He was feigning his desire for you but he wanted to impress you so bad, it was as if his testosterone was being exposed tenfold. It was instinct.

He ushered everyone out of the Sanctum, no rhyme or reason when telling all the other sorcerers and Wong was too tired to argue with him. Now it could be just you and him alone, in the warmth of each others company.

He wasn't really much of a cook but he was willing to try. Stephen was given a duck by Tony, he said it was a sure shot way of impressing any woman but he wasn't sure. He didn't even know how to get started with a fucking duck, though he did know how to work with some spices- saffron was a class of it's own.

It was getting dark and you would be here in a few hours. Stephen wasn't really much of a romantic, darkness consumed all corners of his life and relationships were never on the cards for a guy like him but he found himself lighting candles in the kitchen. Stephen was a hardass and most individuals were intimidated and terrified of his authority and the sheer power he held, he would alienate himself but he let himself melt into you. He would be as bold to say he hated everyone else in the world but you. He really didn't know how you got him like this, how you got him to do this. Stephen began setting the stove and getting the stupid fucking duck in preparation for a honeyed glaze, he had no idea how any of this was going to turn out but he was letting it all slide through his fingertips, laid back in his ensemble. Whatever happens, happens; as long as you were in his company that's all that mattered.

Stephen was lost in all of these thoughts of you whilst the steam of pots and pans and the overwhelming scent of spices hovered in the air, when he heard the Sanctum door creak he was yanked out of his headspace.

Before he could get down to greet you, you were already here in the kitchen in front of him. Stephen looked up from his cutting of vegetables and caught your gaze.

He was ravenous at the sight of you.

You made even the most casual clothes mannequin like, so light on your steps as you sauntered over to him. Tight shirt, tight jeans; your body was fucking surreal. You threw your bag on the floor and got behind the kitchen island where he was. Stephen's eyes were fixed on you and every slight movement you made, it wasn't the pinnicle of safety since he had a knife in his hand. Seeing Stephen in casual clothes will always be jarring to you, you've known him as the most powerful sorcerer of all time for so long and not just human like the rest of us.

‘’You're…early.’’ Stephen's face brightened in surprise.

‘’I wanted to help you.’’ You half smiled obviously being sincere but he so graciously caught that wicked gleam in your eye. ‘’God knows what you're doing with...a duck?’’ You laughed when your eyes wandered to it.

Stephen laughed and it was such a freeing thing to see, him all warmed up and letting lose for once.

‘’Don't ask.’’ He chuckled but he couldn't tear his eyes away from you as you inspected the spices he was planning on using.

You on the other hand were trying to kill time, you wanted him so badly and you couldn't help it. You weren't in the mood for food, you weren't in the mood to cook. You've been trying to quell the ache between your thighs the entire afternoon, you thighs were tingling at the thought of him doing the things you only ever wanted in your deep rooted fantasies. You wanted his hands on you, you wanted him to fuck you so hard you could feel him for weeks after.

‘’Where's your wine?’’ You turned your head and asked softly, eyes meeting with his when your pupils darted from them to his lips. It really wasn't helpful not looking at what he was doing, the knife in his hand cutting up vegetables could slip at any moment and cut his finger clean off; but you were a beacon he was drawn to.

‘’Red or white?’’ The tension between you two was heating up already, long lingering stares and dense air.

‘’Red.’’

‘’Cabinet behind you.’’ Stephen smirked as he gazed down at you, finally turning to the task at hand when you grabbed two wine glasses and the bottle of Merlot. You poured it out into the glasses and brought one to him. He muttered a soft 'thank you' before taking a few sips and sitting the glass right down to get these fucking vegetables done.

The sizzle of the pots and pans were the only thing that could be heard in the delicious pining silence. Your twisted mind was coming up with ways to tease him, you felt so evil. Your eyes were boring into his skull but he was just keeping to himself.

You put your hair up in a ponytail and Stephen was intoxicated with the scent of your shampoo

‘’Excuse me.’’ You said sweetly. You finally made a move and contorted your body around him, slowly brushing his hands to get something from one of the draws. Teasing fingertips slowly being registered by him.

Stephen was trying to conceal his smirks and exhaled breaths but he couldn't help letting a few slip out.

He knew what you were doing.

‘’Sorry.’’ You bit your lip as you bent down to look in one of the cupboards beneath the kitchen counters, fingers briskly brushing the small of his back. Stephen was reigning it all in even though he didn't want to.

Your movements were slow and so deliberate. He had to stop himself momentarily to just revel in your tease, his tongue flicked his front teeth to stop his scoffs from escaping.

‘’Mind if I..?’’Your voice was breathy and honeyed, you were attempting to bend across from him but this was the straw that broke the camels back. Stephen caught onto your wrist with his free hand and tugged you into him, you let out a small gasp when you realised how close you were to him. He stared down at you.

‘’I know what you're doing.’’ Stephen said deadpan and serious as usual.

Although before you could respond, he let you go and turned back to face the counter and continue chopping the vegetables: he was onto onions now. You were surprised with his lack of reaction and the way he had an impossible amound of self control. Going about his business as if you haven't been discreetly feeling him through his clothes.

‘’If you want me you can just ask.’’ Stephen's voice was gruff and husky and almost reassuring. Fucking hell, he was hot and so goddamn cocky. He knew you wanted him this bad and to add salt into the wound he was acting so casual about it, as if none of this has been eating you up all day.

Your mouth couldn't even come up with a reply, you just brushed your hand on the skin of his arm. Stephen let go of the knife in his hand and let his eyes dart from where your hand was to your face. He finally turned to face you.

‘’You hungry?’’

‘’Ravenous.’’ You whispered, eyes full of desperation and obviously not in concern with actual food. Stephen took your face in his hands and cradled it, bringing you closer to him in the process. Too close.

‘’Then tell me you want me.’’ He muttered, eyes completely fixated on your parted lips, slow sensual breath filling the air around you. It was happening so fast and it felt so insanely right.

You were as stubborn as he was, you weren't willing to tell him you wanted him this bad. You couldn't risk your dignity for him becasue you knew he would use it against you. Your silence told a thousand words. Stephen was slowly closing the space between you now.

‘’Come on...tell me you want me and I'll give you what you need.’’ He was full of obnoxious hubris and you were sure you were about to break with how much you wanted him to take you.

You still didn't respond.

‘’You know I can make you cum without touching you...you want me to touch you or not?’’

You stifled an exhale but you still weren't willing to say anything.

He let go of you and ultimately left you aching for more. Shit. Fuck.No.

‘’What..’’' You said meekly, trying to find the words to describe the gaping hole he was leaving.

‘’I'll make you dinner then I'll make you cum.’’ Stephen wasn't even looking at you, he was just picking out the spices he was going to use.

Your mouth popped open slightly at his vulgar words, you couldn't possibly wait that long.

‘’No!'’You immediately grabbed his face to look at him again. Stephen smirked at your reaction, so compliant when he made you wait for something you couldn't have at your beck and call.

‘’I want you now...Right now...’’ Your lips travelled to the space under his ear so you could whisper into it ‘’… I want you to fuck me so hard I feel you for weeks.’’ You kissed the skin of his neck as your fingers ran hungrily in his hair.

Dear Lord, you reeked of desperation and he was more than willing to give it to you.

Your lips collided with his like a smattering of fireworks, Stephen's hands wrapped tightly around your waist- your kiss was magnificent, the laziness is what made it all the more hotter, the neediness surpassing the need to have any finesse. Tongues feeling tongues and teeth clashing against teeth. It was a design for roughness. His fingers wrapped in your ponytail and tugged, messing it up to mimick the kiss. He'd been wanting to do that since you put it up. Your moan really did it in for him. He bent down and grabbed the backs of your thighs and you immediately wrapped your legs around the small of his back- lips still connected.

Stephen needed you in his room, he needed you in his bed. Sprawled out and defenseless. He marched you to his room and threw you on the edge of the bed, him still standing over you with his mouth devouring yours. Your fingers went to his belt buckle and popped open the first button be he gripped your hands.

‘’No, no, no. None of that.’’ He tutted at you as if you were a child. Stephen's hands immediately went to your shirt and ripped it open with the bare might of his hands, you couldn't contain your gasp when your tits fell free. Stephen gripped onto your ponytail and let the hairtie flow out of your hair harshly. Your mouth was pried open in surprise as he discarded his tee. He was right: your body was fucking surreal, he couldn't wait to grab at your ass, the way you kept swaying it in his peripheral was a mindfuck but you always were a cocktease.

He pushed you down and a yelp let loose, his massive body hovering over you as his lips met the curve of your neck, Stephen's fingers met with the button and zip of your jeans and underwear in a quick swift move he tugged them down. Your hair was casting a halo like effect in your manufacture.

‘’Ruin me Stephen. Make me make a mess for you.’’ You panted, your plea was almost a harmony, a song that he couldn't stop listening to. Fuck you were beautiful.

Stephen's hands perched around your neck, squeezing tightly but not enough to cut off your airways. Your guileless eyes looked into his darkened ones, face so close to yours you could feel his hot breath heat your cheeks. Your mouth was open to let out the silent gasps and your eyebrows were tensed in need, your knees were buckling as he settled between your thighs.

‘’Baby you're too good for me...I've always wanted to have this much fun with you.’’ He bit his lip and gave you a slight grin before devouring your mouth and nibbling your lips. All you could do was moan in response.

Stephen discarded of his jeans and all remaining clothing and all you could feel was how hard he was against your thigh. Sweet Lord above, you could quite literally feel it pulsate. This was like the sweetest dream even your deepest fantasies couldn't conjure. He was getting way too exicted for his own good, he left dark bites all over your neck and jaw. He wanted to leave his print on you to let everyone know that you were his, when you wrapped your legs around him Stephen thought he was about to lose his mind.

Your fingers gripped at his roots while his cock was smothering your pussy. He couldn't handle how wet you were. It was almost too generous.

It was easy to push himself inside of you but you had never had anyone as big as him before, the stretch of him hurt and he didn't give you time to adjust when he began setting the brutal pace. There was a war between the sound of your wetness, skin slapping against skin and your impossibly loud moans.

‘’That hurt?’’Stephen grunted as his eyes remained fixed on that perfect face of yours.

‘’ Mhm.’’ You stifled.

‘’Good.’’ Stephen rutted into you faster when his hands gripped onto the skin of your waist.

‘’Stephen. Right there...exactly there...Fuck.’’ You blasphemed and he swallowed your words with his lips.

‘’I'll stuff you so full you'll be leaking with my cum for days.’’ Stephen gritted with his teeth clenched, you could practically hear the bones crunching together in his jaw. It was a promise and you were sure he would fulfill.

You couldn't respond, your mind was warped in the pleasure of him aching inside of you. Stephen was revelling in the sight of watching his cock disappear and appear in and out of you, greedily taking his cock as if it was all yours to have. Well...it was now. Your pussy was like heroin to him.

‘’Stephen!’’ You called out his name in a perpetual whine, you didn't know what you were begging for but it was something.

"Cum on me...you deserve it.’’

The image of you at the edge and begging for that final push from him was making him lose it. He could feel himself twitch inside of you but when he saw your chest cave and the immediate feeling of wetness gush onto his cock, he beamed at the fact he made you finish that swiftly. A groan ripped out of him and that's when he knew he was about to empty himself too. He was right: you were leaking.

Sweat fell from his brow. Your eyes widened. And all he wanted to do when he rolled off of you was to do it again. He wanted to go all night with you. Stephen has never been this aroused before, he was sure you were a siren of sorts. You were both staring at the bleak ceiling trying to catch your breath.

‘’I think.. you broke me.’’ You breathed, your lungs still heaving with a mind of their own and your heart rate still rapid.

'I wonder how.' He retorted sarcastically.

‘’I can still feel you...fuck I can still feel you inside me.’’ You whined.

‘’Well, isn't that going to be difficult to ignore during your meetings.’’

——

please lmk what u think hotties! x <33

#dr stephen strange #dr strange angst #dr strange fluff #dr strange x fem!reader #dr strange x y/n #stephen strange smut #dr strange smut #stephen strange

[midchelle]

how would you rank the beatles album covers?

like this:

13) "By the way, what happened to my idea of putting the parody of our first album cover on the Let It Be cover?” - John Lennon, 1971

Just uninspired. Good for coming up with conspiracy theories about the death of Paul McCartney but not much else.

12) Eyes Still Work After Seeing This? Includes a 24-Page Full Colour Picture Book!

Every time I look at this I find another bizarre thing, but that's not even the real issue because it fails on the basic level where you can figure out what the product is and who made it. The red tinting on the highlight behind the font they used to list the songs makes it hard to read, and BEATLES blends into the background so well you might not even realise it's there. Did they use the circle to design this cover? PAUL?

11) A Covers Band So Good, Sometimes We Even Let Them Sing Their Own Songs!

It might be because of the asymmetrical Beatle heads. It might be because they got beaten to the edge-to-edge cover punch by The Rolling Stones. It might be because it makes me think of the uncanny Mr Incredible meme.

10) POV: You Are Falling To Your Death

I actually like this picture quite a lot but it upsets me... why couldn't they just typeset it so the railings and the writing were going in the same direction...

9) Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing

In many ways, she is who With The Beatles wishes she was, but I can't rank it any higher because it's literally just a picture of them. Look, they've had a rough year.

8) Paul is Dead Evidence 2: Electric Boogaloo

The art is nice, but it does just seem like a retread of the Revolver cover. Bit unexciting.

7)

Part of me wishes they'd gone the whole Yeezus route and packaged it in a clear plastic sleeve with THE BEATLES embossed on it, but the blank white is also pretty evocative. There's a whole chapter in Moby Dick about how terrifying the colour white is.

6)  The Beatles, N-U-J-V!

It makes me think of Weezer's Blue Album and that's why it's good.

5) The Beatles Demonstrate The Many Ways To Have A Face

Not many people know this but the middle picture in the George row was actually used as the Tumblr default icon way back in the day.

4) This Strain is Called “Rubber Soul” 😳 You’ll Be Zonked Out Of Your Gourd 💯

'When first I saw your latest LP sleeve My eyes, dear Beatles, I could scarce believe There's nobody, I feel, could like it much Except, perhaps, the vampire-minded Sutch. I tried to Work It Out, but I could not, Why such a very photogenic lot Should want to see yourselves portrayed as freaks;'

- Annabel Lee

3) Honey, They're Crossing The Road Again

Deserves the dub for the sheer achievement of taking a picture of four people in motion where they all look good.

2)

Before you get mad at Klaus for dissing Paul McCartney, remember that he a) made the Revolver cover and b) was really hot. So he can basically do whatever he wants.

1) Paul Is Dead Evidence 3: Faul's Revenge

I still don't know what that creature in the chair is supposed to be.

#mid.txt

[tokyo-revengers-writings]

First thank you for the S/O being taller then them with Taiju Baji and Mitsuya! But I was also wondering if you would like to do one if you don't mind of like them meeting a girl for the first time and when she stands up she's actually taller then them? It can be any guy's you want or the girls to! And you don't have to do this if you don't want to!

I'm so sorry this took so long, I decided to make it extra long, so it took longer than expected. I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: LIght cursing, Nahoya Kawata

Meeting someone who is taller than them

Manjiro (Mikey) Sano

Boy had no idea what he was getting into

You were sitting at a cafe, doing your work and such

-Was actually very nervous to approach you-

Eventually, he mustered the courge to talk to you

“Hey, uh, I was wondering what you’re working on?”

-s m o o t h-

Somehow, you didn’t mind his awkward approach and you showed him yourr work

He thought it was really cool

He invited you to take a walk with him

You agreed and began packing your bag

Man was flabbergasted when you stood up

Boy could not comprehend how the person he just met was so much taller when they stood up.

He tried to push his confusion aside

-it didn’t work-

Boy was so flustered

You ended up getting along really well

But Mikey never got over how tall you are

Izana Kurokawa

 He first saw you sitting at a park bench reading a newspaper

-Bro was down bad-

He was practicing scenarios in his head for every possible outcome

When he finally mustered the courage, he was pretty smooth

“Hey, do you come here often? I haven’t seen such a pretty face here in a long time.”

-cheesy ass-

No matter how corny it was, you still decided to give him a chance

Y’all talked forever before you realized you had to go

You guys exchanged numbers

When you stood to leave, this man was absolutely stunned

Literally blacked out for a minute

Like… you were tall

You had to snap him out of it

This man feels so small around you

-He’s used to people being taller than him, but still can’t get over it-

Ken “Draken” Ryuguji 

He’s naturally pretty smooth, so he wouldn’t have a problem talking to you on the subway

“Are you traveling? I feel like I would’ve noticed such a gem.”

-cheesy #2-

You guys felt a connection right away

His awful pickup line worked

-somehow-

You guys exchanged numbers pretty early in the conversation, so when your stop was called, you immediately stood

Draken wanted to give you a handshake before you left, so when you stood next to him he was stunned

Like, he didn’t think that you’d be short

But damn you were tall

He made a quick comment before flashing you a smile and shaking your hand

“Wow, pretty and tall! You’re the whole package!”

Nahoya “Smiley” Kawata

The opposite of the words “Nervous to approach someone”

Bro straight-up sat next to you while you were sipping your coffee

-scared the shit outta you-

“Hey, you’re about as hot as that coffee in your hand!”

Y’all ended up striking up a good conversation in the end

Was not scared to ask for your number

-You honestly questioned if you should or not, Nahoya’s scary-

He offered to walk you home, and you, for some reason, agreed to

(Listen I love him, I’m just being honest)

You stood up and grabbed your bags, and when you turned around, this boy was dumbfounded

He’s average height, but you towered over him.

Quickly shook it off and continued to walk you to your house

You’d catch glimpses of him ogling at your height

Overall, he’s not the worst, but he’s still a bit confused

Souya “Angry” Kawata

He would never approach you

N e v e r

He was working on a paper when you sat next to him on the subway

-You’ve never seen someone so flustered-

Poor dude wouldn’t have any idea how to talk to a stranger

“I- well, I’m, um, working on this- um, this thing…”

-me neither dude-

Nevertheless, with some gentle guidance, you were able to have a decent conversation

When you asked for his number, he almost passed out

Was happy to give it to you

When you told him that you needed to go, he understood and stood up to thank you for giving him a chance to make a friend

Well, you stood up too,

Let’s just say that he needed to sit back down

Absolutely mesmerized

Once he got over the initial shock, he’d apologize and run off

Haruchiyo Sanzu

-dude should be used to people being taller than him-

He wouldn’t be afraid to initiate a conversation, but he wouldn’t use a shitty pickup like either

“Hey, where are you headed? It’s too cold out to be wearing something like that!”

You mostly engaged in small talk, but comfortable small talk

You guys really got along

You were the one to ask for his number, and he immediately agreed

This man was head-over-heels for you

When it was time to leave and you stood up, boy wasn’t fazed at all

-he’s pretty short already-

He’s kinda flustered, but overall chill about it

Senju Kawarama

-You thought Nahoya has no chill-

Senju is the most excentric person  e v e r

Does not hesitate for a minute to sit next to you and start complimenting you

“Your hair looks so nice! Is it natural?”

Absolutely loves talking to you

Asked for your number straight away

“You should gimme your number so we don’t lose touch!”

She was the first to stand up and ask you to go shopping with her

You entertained her and stood up too

-she should’ve expected that you were taller than her-

She is unable to hold back a gasp of excitement

“You’re so tall, so you have more room to help me carry my bags!”

She’s such a cute menace

Ran Haitani

Another one who is a conversation starter

This man has charisma shooting out his ass

An amazing person to have a conversation over coffee with

“Say, what’s your favorite thing to do after a long day?”

He’d invite you to take a drive with him

You’d agree and stand up right in front of him

-dude nearly collapsed-

Like, he was not expecting you to be taller than him

He’d push it off

-but deep inside he’s freaking out-

He’d ask for your number when he drops you off at your house

Rindou Haitani 

Rindou is most likely to instigate a conversation via an observation about you/ what you’re wearing

“Those rings look amazing on you; what stones are they?”

Less charismatic than his brother, but he’s trying

He’d ask for your number pretty early on

He’d also invite you out for a coffee at a nearby place

You’d stand up to follow him, and this man froze

Like full-on froze

Dude probably wasn’t breathing

-he should also be used to people being taller than him-

He’d be so flustered

Poor guy could barely speak

Baji Keisuke

Dude sets cars on fire, he will not be subtle

“Damn! You’re just about as hot as the thing I committed arson on last weekend!”

You thought he was joking, so you decided to get to know him

-you soon figured out he wasn’t kidding-

Would probably be slightly shy to ask for your number, but he would

Would probably invite you to come with him to beat some people up

For some reason, you’d agree

When you stood up, this man almost lost his shit

Someone who’s pretty and tall

Absolute simp

Would be so flustered

Mitsuya Takashi

You think Ran has charisma? Just wait till you see Mitsuya

This dude is smoother than butter (Not a reference)

“Hey, I couldn’t help but notice that you look lonely.”

Really chill to talk to

Sweet as pie

-I’m low-key a Mitsuya simp soooo-

Would not hesitate to ask for your number

He doesn’t see it as a romantic gesture

Over-the-moon when you agree to go to his apartment to model some of his clothes

When you stood up, he needed a moment to comprehend what he was seeing

Kinda fazed, but not overly worried about it

Perfect boy

~~~

Masterlist

#kawata twins #mitsuya takashi #tokyo revngers #mikey sano #souya kawata #izana kurokawa #baji keisuke #nahoya kawata #tokyo revengers #manjiro sano #ken ryuguji #draken #ran and rindou #ran haitani #rindo haitani #rindou haitani #haitani rindou #haitani ran #kurokawa izana #haitani brothers #sanzu haruchiyo #tokyorev headcanons #senju kawarama

[katsukikitten]

On god my whole life I've been one of those in between sizes/ shapes and god damn am I tired of having a "unique" body shape.

Like bro can I be a little more base package for five minutes? I've already got a spicy brain level.

I just wanna wear all black 😭 I just wanna live my emo girl ways 😭

#kitten chats 🖤🐈‍⬛

[meadowmines]

OC-Tober Day 14: Legend

[The end of a certain premium adventure plotline]

Get your ass to the batting center roof if ya wanna see a wild ass show, the text reads. Aoyagi squints at it. It still says the same thing. Nishida has gotten the exact same text.

"Huh," Aoyagi says.

"Huh," Nishida replies.

That's it. No indication as to what, exactly, this wild ass show might entail. Though, come to think of it...

Let's back up a little.

Now that all the shit Aoyagi came back to Kamurocho to settle is settled, he's back in the Majima Family. With a little bit of rank, even. That little bit of rank might just be a "sorry you got shot" present but whatever, Aoyagi will take it. However, in addition to the rank, he was also given a mission of the utmost importance to--yeah, no, let's cut the bullshit and call it what it is, okay? He's been helping the boss stalk this Kiryu guy. He sees Kiryu-san walking around, he keeps the guy busy for a few minutes until the boss can get to their location and take it from there. Simple, right?

Yeah. Simple. Simple, except Kiryu-san hits like a fucking truck. Even with his whole crew and all of the tricks up their sleeves, it's all Aoyagi can do to keep them from getting smeared across the pavement until the boss shows. More than once, he's left them all crying in the street and the boss has taken that out on both Aoyagi's ass and his wallet. But hey, it's not like he can say no to this, right? Aoyagi has one job and that is to do whatever the fuck the boss tells him to do. It is what it is.

...also he needs money to open up a new cafe in Kamurocho and the boss is paying him bank for this so. Y'know. Worth it.

So that's how Aoyagi has spent the past week or so. He spots Kiryu-san walking around, he throws just enough hands to keep the guy occupied until the boss rolls up, he watches the boss get the shit kicked out of him. Lather, rinse, repeat. Except, Aoyagi muses, he hasn't seen Kiryu-san on the street at all today. And Nishida says he think he saw a big dude in a gray suit heading for... the batting center.

Well, what the hell.

Aoyagi climbs the stairs to the batting center roof as quietly as he can because he knows the boss and there's a significant chance that the "wild ass show" they've been invited to watch is their own ass-kicking. But there's nobody there. Aoyagi and his bro are alone up here, with a bird's-eye view of the batting range.

There's nobody here... but there are two folding chairs set up with a cooler between them and an overstuffed Poppo bag leaking assorted packaged snacks sitting on top of it. There's also a note, in the boss's chaotic chickenscratch: Ya did good. Enjoy the fireworks!

Not really knowing what the hell else to do, Aoyagi sits in one chair and Nishida sits in the other. The cooler is full of ice, and canned beer for Nishida, and sodas for Aoyagi. What the hell. What does he mean by "fireworks?"

"Bro, look--" Nishida nudges Aoyagi's arm and gestures with his beer. Aoyagi looks where he's gesturing and watches the boss saunter into the batting range. He's just kind of aimlessly wandering around on the astroturf, whistling a cheery little tune, checking his watch once in a while. "I wonder if he's waiting for--"

They don't have to wait long. The boss lights up when Kiryu-san comes walking in. Aoyagi isn't sure he's ever seen the boss look this happy. And he's starting to get an idea of exactly what kind of fireworks they're about to see.

There's a conversation they can't hear, and they're too far away to even try lip-reading any of it. It looks deep and it's probably not meant for their ears anyway. But then Kiryu-san rips his jacket off and the boss rips his jacket off and for a hot second, Aoyagi forgets that this isn't a ringside seat at a wrestling event.

It becomes clear in very short order that up until now, the boss has been holding back against Kiryu-san. He is not holding back now and watching two of Kamurocho's legends slugging it out right below is a damn near religious experience. He's never seen the boss go all out like this, sure as hell not against someone who can actually take it. He tries to stay quiet and so does Nishida because they're pretty sure Kiryu-san doesn't realize he has an audience, but there's a lot of wincing and oof noises being traded up here and Aoyagi knows they are going to fanboy like motherfuckers at each other later.

It actually looks, for a minute there, like the boss could win this. But Kiryu-san lays into him, wearing him down with fists and feet, and the boss puts up a hell of a fight but it's just not quite enough. He hits the ground with the biggest shit-eatingest grin Aoyagi's ever seen on his face. Once Kiryu-san seems satisfied that he's not going to pop back up for more, he plops down on his butt next to the boss to catch his breath. There's another serious-looking conversation. Some weary laughter. And then the boss sits up and...

And, uh...

Uh...

...oh, what the fuck?

"Okay," Aoyagi deadpans. "That, uh. That explains a lot." Boy does it ever explain a lot. It explains shit Aoyagi never wanted explained.

"Um..." Nishida gets up and gently tugs on Aoyagi's arm. "I... don't think we were supposed to see this part. C'mon, let's wait for him out front."

---

It takes a disturbingly long time for either of them to leave the batting center. Kiryu-san leaves first, straightening up his jacket as he does. He catches Aoyagi's eye and gives him and Nishida a perfunctory nod as he strides off into the night. The boss comes out a few minutes later with a thousand-yard stare and a loopy grin on his face.

"Sir," Aoyagi says as he bows. "I guess you won't be needing us on Kiryu-spotting duty anymore."

"The fuck ya talkin' about?" The boss whips one arm around his shoulders and the other around Nishida's and yanks them in tight. He smells like blood and sweat and cigarette smoke and a little bit of whiskey and cologne that is not his own. "Course I still need ya. In fact..." He reaches up to ruffle Aoyagi's hair. "I'm stickin' with ya!"

"Stickin' with--" Oh shit. He can't mean that. He can't possibly fucking mean that. "Sir, what the hell are you even talkin' about?"

"What, ain't it obvious?" The boss yanks Aoyagi and Nishida in nice and tight. Too tight. Aoyagi taps. The boss does not notice. "Yer doin' such a great job trackin' Kiryu-chan down for me, I figure it's easier to just follow you around!" He slaps Aoyagi on the back, too hard. Judging by the yelp and stumble, he's done the same to Nishida. "So lead the way, Chief Kiryu-spotter! I'm already itchin' for another round! Oh hey, wait, let's swing by the office real quick. Oi, Nishida! Ya got my zombie shit on deck or what?"

"Your--but boss, you just got done--"

"It's a yes or no question, nitwit! I got a hankerin' for some Kiryu-chan brains!"

Aoyagi squeezes his eyes shut and grits his teeth and wonders if he really is getting paid enough for any of this shit.

[yes, Majima joins the battle roster at this point! And you can continue to harass Kiryu for fun and profit, except now instead of a set number of turns, the battle will last until you run or lose. If you make it at least ten rounds (with Haruka throwing shit at you, ofc) you get paid. If you make it a hundred rounds you get a cool billion yen and a trophy. Also, if you engage Kiryu without Majima in your active party Majima will roll up, yell at you for fighting Kiryu without him, and kick a random unit out of your party and take their place.]

#oc tober #yakuza #yakuza oc #aoyagi saga

[notmuchtoconceal]

( o ) goodimpressionofmyself

nah, we’re not together or anythin like that, he’s just a friend, bro. he’s a butcher, and a damn good one. get all my meat from him now, it’s quality shit. you should see him with a knife when he gets to choppin, bro, it’s downright mesmerizin. i could watch him for hours, just lay back and watch the steak, the liver, whatever he’s got fall apart into nice even cuts, listenin to the knife hit the block

he hung me up, bro. yeah. yeah. in the freezer, with all the other meat. there were chains around my wrists, slung around this hook on the ceilin. nah, none a that leatherface shit, bro, he cares about me. cares about my safety. i know he seems a lil weird, but he’s a nice guy. smart, too. real good with words. sorta relaxes me when he starts talkin, you know? but yeah, the chains were in my mouth, too, and over my eyes. i was sittin there in the dark, for six hours, shiverin my ass off, tastin the cold steel. every once in awhile, he’d come in with a pot a hot water, throw it on me to sorta shock my nerves and laugh

nah, wasn’t boilin or nuthin, more like a hot shower that’s a lil too hot. it’s nice at first. warm. then it gets to dryin. my nips were rock fuckin hard, bro. i could hear the steam pourin off me, like it was sizzlin. like a wooshy kinda sizzlin, like a gas stove, you know? then it got colder. colder than it was before. so, you know, naturally to keep me warm, he’d need to keep doin it, but, ya see, this’s where it gets tricky, cause eventually, you know, he wouldn’t do it as much. he’d start slippin a straw in through the chains in my mouth, tellin me to suck. at first, i thought, hey this is great, i mean, i hadn’t had a drink in what seemed like hours. then he kept doin it. kept makin me drink. after awhile, you know, i had to take a piss real fuckin bad, and it was so fuckin cold, i’d almost be dancin there, chained up while he watched me flex, listenin to me beg and moan all helpless, cause i was, haha

well, that pan a hot water. he set it down between my legs. empty, a course, he hadn’t gotten more in awhile, haha. aw, bro. you can see where this’s goin, right? yeah. yeah, i see the gears startin to turn in your head, bro. this whole time the only thing i’m wearin’s my jock, same one i wore here, i just came from practice, and i’m so turned on, i’m beadin through the mesh with pre, like bro. the whole pouch was soaked. i could feel it dribblin down my leg, felt like i had puddin on my dick, it was gettin so thick from the cold. anyway, you know, i guess i felt pretty stupid for thinkin my strap was wet before–thighs too, come to think of it–and that empty pan, it didn’t stay empty too long after that, haha. least it was nice and warm, bro. you know, fresh from the tap, haha. hey, you think that’s bad, you remember that chain i was tellin you i was hangin by? well, get this. it had a winch and lever. couple more repetitions a this, the straw and the pot, i’m about three feet off the ground, still blind, still cold, and i’m swingin back and forth, tryin to hold it in, cause i’m thinkin ‘fuck, i miss this, what’s gonna happen? he gonna let me freeze?‘ 

haha, dude, i know it sounds sick. it sounds real fuckin sick, but he always hoses me down afterwards. meat’s gotta get clean, he says. dunno what to say, bro, i like spendin time with him. i like bein meat. i like how he fondles and punches me, just wails on me for hours while i bite down on my bit like an animal. and he’s nice to me. wraps me up in a towel afterward. massages me. talks to me. tells me i did a real good job bein just a piece a meat. he makes me feel good about it, like not just how he talks to me, but how he looks at me and touches me. then he sucks my dick and lets me suck his, haha. i can’t wait to go back there, bro. i like to hang around. sorta like bein the meat’s my natural state a bein. like i was put on this earth to get tenderized, packaged up and sold. like any animal magnetism i got’s a mistake a birth and i shoulda just been born an inanimate hunk a protein

yeah, not a lot a people get it, bro. i guess it is pretty weird when you say it out loud. not a lotta people listen to me this long, either

ya know, what’s real weird is how many people around here are into eatin brain. yeah, actual brain. pig, sheep, cows, people eat that stuff. my new bro gets orders for it all the time, and i don’t think any a his customers are zombies, haha. yeah, almost every night, bro. takes the brain, the whole brain, wrapped up in like this skin, and he peels it off. haha, i sorta like it, bro. it’s squishy, it’s interestin, and the way he touches it, well you ever hear the sound it makes when a guy kneads his fingers in meat? it’s real peaceful, bro, like the sound you’d used to get goin through styroafoam packin peanuts, really takes me back, bro. feels real good. and right before he cuts the brain, he tells me to picture all the thoughts that woulda been in it, really picture the thoughts, of what it musta been like to be a bull, or a horse, or whatever, and it’s just sooo relaxin bro, you wouldn’t believe it. it’s sorta like i’m in the brain, like the brain’s my thoughts, and when he brings the cleaver down, it all goes away

hey, you free tonight, bro? gets sorta lonely bein a piece a meat, i could always use some company. nother big guy to help me reinforce what i am. lookin at ya right now, wouldn’t be outta place in the freezer yourself. whaddya say, bro? wanna join me? how bout we two slabs a meat start hangin around together?

#football only football #you love wearing a jockstrap #throw em a bone #gear gear gear #good meathead

[taestefully-in-luv]

BRO.

OUR TIME??

KILLING ME.

So like, everything has been coming off pretty suspicious, right? and I’m constantly on the lookout for clues as to whatever chunk of information is missing from OC’s memory, but goddamn you’ve put us in her POV so damn deep, I’m just as lost as she is 😭😭

like at this point I might as well be chasing after red-herrings 😭✋🏻

So, the whole collarbone scene from Ch.2 was like— I literally sat there for a minute jus’ being like “IS THAT A MEMORY OR IMAGE?? IS THAT A MEMORY OR IMAGE—” because like the choice of words you used makes me think it might be a memory but at the same time it could just be OC going wild lmfao (can’t blame her), or maybe it’s a memory but she can’t remember it’s a memory(?) so she just assumes it’s her brain conjuring images based off her horny love for JK.

On a somewhat related note: JK’S SUSPICIOUS ASS BEHAVIOR??? Like I was sure he was hiding something not related to their relationship before, but now… 👀👀

And in that FT scene with OC’s parents (super cute, btw, couple goals) I was like, “AYO WHY’S MOM ACTING SO WEIRD” because she was definitely about to spill the beans on something (possibly traumatizing?) that happened to OC and then her dad was like “ANYWAY—”

Plus that scene with who I’m assuming is Jin??? Literally had me raising my brow at the screen, fr. Like why he gotta be so nasty? Clearly, they didn’t end off on the best note, and they’ve obviously been through a lot together.

I’m kind of thinking that, since JK used to be a detective, that maybe he got let off because he got involved with the wrong people accidentally (Jimin)? Like maybe he got involved in drugs (maybe not taking them, but rather dealing them) and that’s why he got let off? But then again idk if it’s because maybe he went undercover and something went to shit?

I honestly dunno because I can’t think of a reason as to why Namjoon would go out of his way to protect(?) JK and get him that package thing, especially if he were maybe clued in on whatever shady-shit Jungkook got up to(?)

Apologies for the long ass rant/ theory dump lmfao, if you can’t tell I’m quite invested and looking forward to what happens next :3

Much love! 🤍🤍🤍

- <3

i’m really glad you mentioned that we are very deep into oc’s pov because that is exactly what i want! it makes it that much more mysterious for the reader hehe and i think will make it more impactful when oc does find things out one by one (and very soon🫣)

oh was it a memory? or just her imagination? she might be wondering the same thing~

yes there is so much mystery when it comes to jungkook especially now that we know he is still in contact with jimin, his ex work partner…meaning jimin is a current detective👀 but true…what happened that made jungkook get let go from his job but his boss, namjoon, still wants to protect him in anyway that he previously could?

no apology necessary, loved reading this<33

i can’t wait for more!!!!

thanks so much for reading and spilling your thoughts with me here :)

#our time

[luminenwalker]

[21-1-2023]

You can see his eyes. But, he's clearly on something. Mars, maybe? Or he's just seen too much. The thought runs while you try to make a decision about getting the package. How? Up to you. //RRH

Okay, folks, pot is up to five. thousand. Ohio. Dollars. for the Sunday Shootout at the firing range. Organizers say slots are limited, so sign up now, but they also say they're serious about the 'no explosive ammo' thing after last week's fire. //Bordertown FM

Not that anyone needs reminding. Paul. //Bordertown FM

You feel suffused in the neon sex of the alleys. Your eyes ache, burning in the light. The signs and advertisements coating the walls are too bright in just the wrong ways. //RRH

Bought one of them new Egyptian charms at Gamble for my pregnant wife—some hippo birth god. Damn thing vanished overnight and now she's got phantom pains. Doctor says she's been dosed with unknown nanites. Trojan horse bullshit. What the hell's gonna happen to my kid? //TruthWave

You smell the chemical and bleach smells wafting from the cracks in the door. The whole street stinks of some kind of lab. You don't know for sure, but it's easy enough to guess. //RRH

Don't ever buy no implants from the gas station, bro. My buddy got his done in one dirt cheap. Ordered some system struts; came with a side of cancerswarming fibrodysplasic nanites. Dude's locked in now. Can't even twitch. Just a pair of peepers trapped in a bony cage.//TruthWave

You knew he wouldn't recognise you, but you're here to buy. You know the right words to say, and who to ask for. All you need is him to fall for it, and through the door. //RRH

Doctors warn against increasingly popular 'spike roulette' party game: 'Getting a bootleg SensX and sensations in orifices you've never felt before—sure. Hilarious. But unlabeled spikes are a gamble. Nobody thinks they've got latent schizophrenia until it's too late.' //TruthWave

You don't really have any power, do you? Only enough to keep walking. Tower has a monopoly on police brutality around here, and they don't need much of an excuse if they felt like it. //RRH

#cyberpunkdreams #cyberpunk #text based game

[mossy-petrichor]

Bro back when this game was The Shit (2016/2017) which was also pre us figuring out our own shit etc etc I straight up thought I was you. It was sooooo dramatic like I could have sworn you were The Guy. I was going so hard about this and if my ADHD had actually allowed me to keep playing it for more than six months I guarantee I would have found out about fictionkin and been so on about Being Julian - I considered this as a NAME to CHANGE MINE TO, you know? Anyway we were SOOO wrong about that. But. But. Listen to me. It's funny as hell. Because I know why it happened. The tall, the hair, the uh, brooding - check, headmate. I mean, damn. The guy even sails. The tall, the eye (it's even the same side what the fuck) - check, married to him (huh). You know what makes this weirder is that he didn't lose the eye, no. It's the same color you've got. Bizarre how these things line up. The salaciousness was me though. Whoops. Valerius was a whole other package. Different headmate. I am so sorry but the guy who ended up being really into taking people apart and putting them back together ended up also being the guy we mistook for Valerius. Fucked up huh. Good god I haven't thought about this a lot. Like, this game was really weird to me. I felt like I knew sooo many people from here because almost the whole cast also fits into a completely different story which also happens to be the place I'm from, this is actually extremely weird. That's so bizarre. Anyway I hope this was funny to you. I've been considering setting up a isopod tub in my closet and trying to breed an albino strain from wild ones collected in my yard. Thought you might like that. I know they're just crustaceans and they can't fly or something but that's still fun right. It's still a little bit fun. They have red ones you know.

There is so much going on here and that is so funny

Who is the guy. That is incredible. Hell of a coincidence. There is so much going on

And then you just slap my face at the end with isopods?? Out of nowhere?? This is great. It's amazing

Isopods are the best crustaceans honestly. They're just little guys also flying really isn't my favorite thing about bugs i just Like Them. I'm also a big fan of Chelicerates so

Wait what do you mean they have red ones. That's just a crab at this point

[honeyppie]

Why the FUCK are John Cena's balls so famn big??????

#john cena #the suicide squad #suicide squad spoilers #bro them things massive #anybody that's seens the movie knows what scene im talking bout #he's got a warehouse in his undies #that's no package baby #that's the whole damn facility

[nishipostitz]

how haikyuu boys’ lips feel and are when getting a lil kissy kiss

gn!reader x kenma, kuroo, kageyama, suga, and suna

tw! little to none 💀 but uh, there is chapstick transferring through a kiss... reader apparently has no upper lip in kageyama’s.. older reader in suga’s.. this is all based on the vibe that theyre giving 😭 so pls dont come for me im sensitive, but even if you did, i could try to talk back 😔

kenma 

- since we’re starting off with kenma.. i’ll say one thing. the last time i watched haikyuu was at least 2-3 months ago, so i don’t remember everything. but i do remember not seeing kenma down any drinks. 

- i know he has the roughest, driest and desert like lips. i just KNOW he’s the type that doesn’t put chapstick on. tbh i dont either

you were applying your chapstick on your lips before leaving to go get groceries for dinner. you put on a heavy load, bc you KNEW kenma would ask for a kissy kiss before you left. and just like that, you were right. “then can i get a kiss before you leave?” he asked with his adoring eyes never leaving the screen. you smirked. gave him a kiss, and made sure that some chapstick was applied on his lips. you both released from the kiss and you smiled before walking away. at least i won’t be kissing the desert for the next few hours. kenma had no idea that chapstick was smothered on his lips until he licked his lips while playing his games. “hmm, i guess y/n ate some peaches before leaving..”

kuroo

- he’s the type of bf/husband that would tell his significant other to drink water and be hydrated, then forget about himself

- same for when talking to his teammates

- but i think his lips aren’t dry, but they’re not MOIST. they’re plump, but- whatever. he’s chapped. he’s the type that bites his lip skin

“kuroo can you please stop biting the skin off of your lips? maybe go drink some water or hydrate yourself?” kuroo looked over at you while cutting the vegetables. “hah you’re right! when was the last time i even drank water..” “KUROO!” “joking! it was.. actually idk” you slapped your forehead. “no kissy kissy’s for you unless you treat your lips some kindness” kuroo was flabergasted(3.0 yes im just so creative with words). “fine” he said as he slumped against the fridge to get himself some water. then, he applied some chapstick, “what about now?” he asked with his eyes trying to cutely seduce you. “a little better ig, not sure tho” “well why don’t we try it out then?” you didn’t have time to reply, and kuroo was already making the next move. 

kageyama

- he’s a kenma 2.0 bro

- bitch is the whole savanna

“uh babe, there’s a package for you” he said as he arrived home. he just finished his daily jog around the neighborhood, and decided to check the mail on his way, finding a package that was for you. “well, not necessarily, it’s for you” he felt special(twice). you bought something for him. but really, this was for him and you. kageyama was still confused. “how so?” “well, i bought this lip care product to hopefully help your lips become more kissable..” you said with a little sass. he pouted. “am i not kissable enough” he asked. “not quite. i don’t necessarily like kissing the savanna” kageyama was offended. “so this is to help my lips become more kissable?” “apparently it helps making your lips plumper too” you said as you tried to read the instructions. “that’s what you need. you got no upper lip” now you were offended. *smack*

suga

- my bae. my lifeline

- has the plumpest, most soothing and soft lips

- damn his lips are softer than any other. even your pillow

- DONT ASK ABOUT THE PILLOW

honestly, suga has great care over his body. his body is well kept and healthy, his figure is CHEFS KISS. his mental state is pretty clear and stable, and most importantly, his LIPS are just SO SOFT. he was currently writing an essay for his project, and you’re supposed to be on the side proofreading it for him since you’re a year older and already passed this class, except you’re so distracted by his physique and just flabbergasted(4.0) on how you scored a man as beautiful and talented as he was. “you know, if i could, i could totally kiss you rn, but ik how distracted you’ll be bc im amazing” you say bluntly. suga blinked a few times, trying to process what you said. “wouldn’t it be the other way around? since you’re already enamored by me, and if we kiss rn, you’ll just be even more distracted than you were in the past hour since you love me and my lips so much” you were now on pause mode. “huh, you’re right. but that doesn’t matter. come give me a kissy kissy pls, i’ve been doing a great job proofreading” “the only thing you’ve been reading are my lips when i was reading out my essay” you blushed. he sure was a smart cookie. STOP BC I SOUND LIKE A BOOMER

suna

- he’s a mix tbh

- it really depends. he seems like the type to go hours without drinking water bc he’s so distracted with his phone and watching atsumu volleyball fails on yt and tiktok

- but when he DOES drink water, he downs gallons of it..

“suna” he looked up at you. HAH LOOKED UP. youre shorter BAHAHAHS. “what” “i heard water is a good source for keeping lips nice and not dry” you say as you eyed him. “that’s exactly why i’m doing whatever i’m doing right now” you rolled your eyes. “well don’t do it at a restaurant.” he put down his 6th cup of water. “i’m doing it so i can get let’s of kissy kissies for the night. “well, you should’ve done that throughout the day. bc doing it rn, isn’t going to ‘undry’ your lips quick enough.” “oh wanna bet?” he asked with a smug smile. let’s say that you won the bet, and there’s a pouty suna. 

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