#bro was doomed from the start

[worstloki]

Frieren is so funny because every single flashback has this guy simping pining over her and saying profound things about life and love and making sweet declarations and meanwhile she is there in the future 80(?)+ years and counting missing her friends and still showing no signs of realizing/caring ?????

#iconic #Frieren is so chill by the time she learns a soul speak spell it's going to be 200 years after his death and she'll be like 'weait a sec... #love that for her #Himmel so tragic but i keep laughing at him like boi he KNEW Frieren was going to miss her friends but it'd be way too late to do anything #she is L ratio-ing the poor babygirl from beyond the grave #bro was on his knees and she's remembering fondly like 'i remember when he gifted me that ring :)' #good for her #but it's sooooo funny #love that #bro was doomed from the start #what a way to go #Frieren the slayer indeed

[kelpshippingceo]

you ever think about how lloyd lost his childhood due to the tea, his teenage years to being a ninja + (gestures vaguely at harumi-induced trauma) and his early adult years to isolating himself from the world and grieving his friends? because I do

#lloyd garmadon #lloyd montgomery garmadon #lego ninjago #bro is doomed by the narrative; haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative) #raine said something about how desperate he must've been for human connection post merge despite isolating himself #and it's messing me up as you can see #he gave his whole life to protect others' #he needs an existential/identity crisis arc like henry hart from henry danger ngl #“you took an oath to protect this city” “yeah when I was 13!” reminds me of how. yeah sure lloyd willingly became the green ninja #but he was still just a child and he didn't exactly have much of a choice #don't even get me started on his trust issues bro

[all-inmoderation]

do people who keep drawing sokka as spirits know that he doesnt have any respect for the spirits in the show

#except for like. yue. and maybe aang #its lowkey his most obnoxious arrogant cis male atheist trait #altho he gets a lot better about it throughout the show #its just funny that ppl praise how he disrespected wan shi tong and then draw that kinda stuff #which btw idk if he ever really learned from that experience and realized how he was wrong #the invasion day plan was doomed from the start bc of how they got that information #the disrespect he showed in that episode was abysmal. from entering the library till he left. just had no veneration whatsoever. ugh. #characters like sokka are hilarious bro how r u making fun of spirituality when u literally see that shit in front of you #hes still kinda dismissive of that stuff in s3 “well scientifically speaking there's no way to prove that-” in s3ep6 #but def less so as it goes on #like in s3ep13 when toph is talking about original benders hes much less of an ahole then i think he wouldve been in earlier seasons #but he still was v disrespectful in the finale wrt aangs ozai dilemma #but to be fair so was the rest of the gaang bc even they didnt understand the spiritual repercussions of what they were asking of him #anyway just a gripe i have w fandom #like how r u gonna be a sokka dickrider and praise his very basic cismale qualities n then do stuff like this #atla #fandom wank

[hermanunworthy]

if hermie didnt have such a stupid fucking name i wouldve stolen it by now. this is so unfair

#listen not to vaguepost about my buddy lark again but how dare u have a cool character name when i cant 👎👎 #i really do not need ANOTHER name but. aaaughh itd be so fun to be named after my fave #who the fuck names their kid herman. bro was doomed from the start #siren says

[anxiously-sidequesting]

So I don't know if it was ever revealed how Duncan felt when we killed Malistaire all three times but I'm wondering if maybe some part of him could hate us for that too. Like you hear that and you go "but why. Malistaire was terrible and even Duncan knew that(?). Why would he hate you for getting rid of him."

But like I think it's so....... interesting in a very, very, very sad way how Duncan so easily latches onto anyone who directly feeds into his delusions of grandeur. And that's no fault of his own that he was manipulated by the nasty Schism but when you think about how desperately clung to the idea that Malistaire, easily one of the greatest necromancers any of us had ever heard of (at that time), somehow actually recognized Duncan's talents (even when canon supports that Duncan wasn't all that talented, at least no more than the next necromancer) and then praised him for it so often that Duncan believed that he would be the next Death Professor is. I mean ☹️

So like with that mindset I unfortunately feel like it would be quite easy to twist even Malistaire's death as something that's horrible and awful and all our fault. ESPECIALLY if the Schism was feeding into Duncan's already broken mind and shattered ego and was constantly telling him that everything bad that ever happened to him ever in his life was Our Fault. That's like a realistic conclusion that someone like Duncan could come to

And like, at this point in time, are Malistaire's crimes even a factor in how he thinks????? Was Duncan ever able to separate Malistaire's talent and skills and prowess from the terrible and awful things he did? If Duncan wasn't able to consciously tell that distinction in the first place I can't imagine it would be any better during the years he was being manipulated and isolated and lied to

Like in Duncan's mind it probably isn't, "maybe I shouldn't idolize a national criminal, or idolize anyone at all for that matter, and aspire to be like someone so harmful when I can recognize my own talent and build from there" it's probably more like, "you (the wizard) permanently got rid of a brilliant mind, an innocent person who just made a few mistakes, and someone who believed in me no matter what just so that you could be the better than me and loved by everyone else" and that's! very sad actually!

#this is all speculation btw idk if any of this is canon. how duncan feels about all this #i know i keep saying the exact same shit over and over but.... really not a fan of how the game handled duncan! sorry! #i know wizard101 isnt supposed to be about every single character gets a satisfying ending to their arc- #-meaning not everyone in the story will face consequences and/or find a happy ending and like thats fine they dont need to #but idkkkk its just imo really sad how essentially a kid suffers frrom something he cant control by himself (his ego)- #and then instead of getting help he is instead ignored (ambrose) and then manipulated and brought up by a cult #and then when it becomes super apparent how... TERRIBLE his life really is and we defeat him he just... goes back?????? #we.... we LET him go back???? i mean we're not responsible for other people's bad decisions or mental health but bro.... #and then when we tell ambrose he's just like “oh. too bad. well anyways-” AND IM LIKE WELL THATS THE REASON!!!!! NO WONDER HE'S FUCKED UP #NONE OF THIS IS ADDRESSED. NONE OF IT. WE KICK DUNCAN'S ASS AND THEN HE.... GOES BACK TO THE CABAL #i literally just got so desolate when (wallaru spoilers) because. okay. all that for nothing i guess #this isnt me being mad btw LMAO i know the tone probably reads as angry but im not im just disappointed #and tired. what is it with wizard101 in particular and just people suffering with no end. (me as i make my main suffer with no end) #but anyways yeah duncan has been in my head for a while. he's one of the guys that i love a lot BDKSNSKAJ #he's like a son to me and HE NEEDS A HEALTHY PARENT. HE NEEDS IT #not excusing his actions btw. he still committed crimes JRKDJSIEJ #i just have a soft spot for those villains in media who are doomed from the start yknow. (stares tearfully at morganthe and gf spider) #wizard101 #wiz101 #w101 #text posts #duncan grimwater #im not normal about duncan at all he's probably the wozard oc i feel for the most other than malorn and us

[duncanor]

Controversial dsmp statement that appeared in my drunken brain:

cRanboo was to cTechno what cTommy never could be.

And in the end, he lost both of them and it was his own fault.

#I LOVE cTECHNO AND I WILL FOREVER BE AN TECHNO APOLOGIST #But his character did fail to understand Tommy and his attachements #And he did undervalue the threat Dream posed #I don't think it's his fault they died #It's more in the way of #He was so focused on his principles that he lost sight of those he cared about #Or something #I might be spewing complete bullshit #dsmp #Technoblade #Tommyinnit #Ranboo #dsmp analysis #Also what I mean as what ranboo is that Tommy never could be #Is a loyal apprentice of sorts #Bc ranboo is a pushover but also bc he doesn't get attachements to sides and objects like Tommy does #It's those attachement that doomed the bedrock bros relationship from the start #Not because they're bad for each others or something #But because they care and fight for things that are completely opposite #It's a tragedy of sort ya know #Anyway

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 201

i have a type anyway for the love of god read soil that binds us please im begging my crops are withering you have to water them you have to use your tears (of joy, at having read a very quality webcomic about psychics, and teens, and psychic teens)

#day 201 #year 3 #soil that binds us #homestuck #sunshine xu #sollux captor #ah fuck i couldve thrown jon magnusarchives in there too #oh well. #also this is shitty because i was busy tonight and forgot i had to do art until like. 10min before Beddy Bye bro #ANYWAY #recent updates have had me thinking about.... Him #yes he is literally sunshine but you must understand he is also MY sunshine #my absolute beloved my doomed from the start son #the poetic fucking cinema of knowing how his story ends but not knowing how and just being on pins and fucking needles for Months #as the updates roll out and you get more and more attached but you know u fucken KNOW whats happening at the end but HOW!! #anyway read comic please i beg of you

[jacqcrisis]

Someone caught me dead to rights about Caleb’s dad in the new chapter and I'm gunna talk about him. He’s moving in with a guy he had a more that friends, less that dating relationship with in early college. Their thing ended cause they had to get married, they kept in touch via letters and then calling and then texting, enjoying a long distance relationship. 

The ennui of life set in first for the other guy and there would be reminiscing about the old days in his correspondence, hints that he’s never let Caleb’s dad go, and invitations to come out for a more romantic getaway since they are well-locked into their marriages at this point and what’s the harm, really? Caleb’s dad reciprocated some of this (mostly the what couldve been), but he’s committed; he believes in his marriage and loves his wife despite the fact their intimacy is at an all time low and she seems to have little time for him anymore. But that’s fine since their youngest is almost out of the house, and they can focus on each other once Maddie is in college. 

And then she tells him she has a boyfriend, and has for three or so years and she isn’t signing the contract again. She wants the magic binding them together to fade, to have him out of her house, out of her family, and to move on with her life. It's non-negotiable as it's clear that, while she doesn't verbalize it, that this had been, like many others, a marriage of convenience and his wife is ready to live how she hasn't been able to for 27 years.

This is understandably devastating and he tells his old friend, who just got seperated himself last year. His friend is sympathetic, understanding, having been checked out of his marriage a while ago but the divorce still stings as the family you are married into leaves you in the dust the second the contract expires. He’s quick to extend the offer again, this time not for a romantic getaway, but for a new start, promising no ulterior motives; he can keep his old feelings in check if Caleb’s dad doesn’t want anything to do with them.

So Caleb’s dad thinks about it for a week, dormant emotions always quick to reactivate, especially so in his fragile state. Nothing big or aching, just old musings and yearnings that what they used to have could’ve been more before he met and fell in love with his soon to be ex. So he agrees to move out, nothing really holding him back and having a career easy enough to find anywhere, making it clear that he’s not looking for more than friendship and a roommate but quietly not closed off to something more, perhaps a few months down the line when he’s a little more settled into his new life.

And one of you motherfuckers said 'can't wait the spinoff'. You know how easy i am to bait into writing about something. I'll write about middle aged dads finding new love and a new lease on life. I'll fucking do it.

#monster dude and gym bro #calebs dad gets the raw end of the stick #believed in a relationship that was doomed from the start #and gets blindsided by the divorce as a result of one side refusing to commincate #well now he gets the rest of his life #idk how caleb would approach introducing him to zeke one day #i think hed try though

[kaz-identified]

doomed from the start as she was, she still grasped onto every thing about her, laughing loud and smiling wide. she acted without thought. or maybe without care that she tore their hearts out when she left.

#IM NORMAL ABOUT THE IDEA OF HEROES BEING DOOMED FROM THE START #AUUUUUUUGH BRO.

[wathappendbro]

I….i have so many head cannons for them. DOOMED YURI-

#Moyuan pgr #pgr qu #IMAGINE if lady qu is kind of a hot head and *stubborn* in her story’s and voice lines #maybe its cuz Moyuan wouldn’t take the money for the medical from qu so qu started becoming more stubborn since in her story she’s confused #of her emotions so Moyuan helps her through it and kind of helps her gain that stubborn personality #idk bro its a headcannon for me sorry for rambling BUT THEIR JUST SO DOOMED WITH MOYUAN COMING BACK AND QU HAVEING TO UNALIVE HER BECUS OF #THE PUNISHING VIRUS BRuh anyways love them a lot my sillies for real #punishing gray raven

[thatwas-objectionable]

I'M SO SORRY BUT I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I STARTED TALKING TO THIS DUDE THAT BROKE MY HEART ON 9/11 💀

#bro it was doomed from the start 😭😭

[banisheddie-moved]

eddie munson i want u carnally </3

#been down bad since the cafeteria scene bro #i was doomed from the start #NEVER STOOD A CHANCE AGAINST HIS FLUFFY HAIR AND HIS DIMPLES AND HIS PUPPY EYES #🎸͓ . ⸻ › ooc !

[ghetsis]

despite having the occasional “tortured genius” moments, there’s really no route where he could have been “saved.” there’s nothing in his timeline which could make him good if it hadn’t happened. no one he could have met who could have changed his outlook. the Dark Stone was a pivotal moment from bad to worse, but the events of BW and BW2 would have happened regardless. if he had anticipated what would happen to him, he simply would have pursued N sooner rather than later. he’s always been selfish and overly ambitious. even in the best possible timeline, he’s only reduced to someone less threatening to global society.

but he knows he was born beyond salvation so he may as well break the world into something that suits him.

#like I kinda feel bad that he was basically doomed from the start but like #this was a really weird way to spit in the eye of fate bro :/

[aeolianblues]

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#When you come from outside the confines of who the west see as ‘normal’ you are occasionally reminded #that the very existence of everyone else can be unwelcome and a problem to them #Look at the way they talk about Muslim people/anyone at all from a Muslim country #It’s all ‘worst nightmare! The Muslims will be here!/the Muslim nations will form a government 8000km away from me! #(Both are problems after all. Only solution? Get rid of them entirely why not.) Civilisation is doomed!’ #Bro wtf. Why do you lot talk about people as if they’re some sort of dangerous dogs that can’t be trusted with their own free will #What the actual fuck is wrong with you. #And I’m seeing this a lot right now coming in waves of anti-Palestinian remarks; anti-Iranian remarks #and then it just spills out into general anti-Arab shit. Like yeah wonderful sure go ahead and finish what Bush/Blair started #And I might not be muslim but 1) white folks can’t tell the difference 2) I’m one fucking rung above on this hate ladder aren’t I #So I’m fighting their corner. The Israel cheerleaders out there are saying some absolutely vile stuff and I hope they fall in quicksand #/rant

[forthegothicheroine]

The Good Place characters and how fast they’d pick up on Dracula

Eleanor: If Eleanor came to Transylvania on a business trip it was definitely a scam on her part to begin with, so her mental transition would be going from “I am scamming this rich old guy” to “Maybe this rich old guy is scamming me?” She’d figure it out, but the question is whether she’d do so before throwing herself headlong into seduction by the vampire brides.

Chidi: On the one hand, Chidi would be desperately trying not to judge Dracula for different cultural customs and be polite to the point of endangering himself. On the other hand, William Jackson Harper said Chidi would have survived Midsommar because he would have bolted the second things started to get weird, so by that logic he might have just frozen in place when the villagers warned him about the castle, panicked about whether it was worse to break his business promises or offend their cultural customs, and not gotten on the carriage.

Tahani: Tahani wants to make a good impression on aristocracy. Tahani is doomed.

Jason: I actually think Jason would figure out that Dracula was bad news pretty quickly, just not necessarily that he was a vampire. He’d start by going everywhere he wasn’t supposed to, learn this dude is some kind of serial killer kingpin, and then when Dracula says “You can go but there are wolves outside!” Jason would say “Sweet, bro!” and go out and get eaten by wolves.

#dracula #the good place #dracula daily

[zoroclut]

Zoro aging like milk compared to Sanji is the funniest thing to me.

Zoro still looks good asf but ik for a fact Sanji was telling Zoro to keep up with his skin routine. Zoro was like “Nah bro I’m Japanese we don’t age💀” then he starts getting wrinkles at 35 while Sanji didn’t get wrinkles until he was in his late 60s. Also Zoro was an alcoholic since the age 16 like bro was doomed from the start 😭. I wouldn’t be surprised if some people thought Zoro was 20+ years older than Sanji and Zoro would be like “HES ACTUALLY OLDER THAN ME!!!”

#ronoroa zoro #sanji vinsmoke #one piece #sanzo #zosan #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji