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💤👽 HERMIE!!!!!

💤 A headcanon about their sleep

i think they either sleep in the weirdest most uncomfortable position ever recorded in human history or they sleep in like vampire position without moving. both are equally as worrying. also i think they don't really like sharing a bed with other people but they make one (1) exception. for gay reasons :3c

👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of there

god everything about this kid is so weird already. everything they do is a weird quirk. hmm

i think that hermie cracks their joints but like. in unusual ways. like they move their joints in ways that should not be possible and it makes a weird sound. that's a fun quirk (?)

#my choice of emojis + the vampire mention + the bedsharing hc + the risky click ass hc. this is the most on brand post for us

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The Avenger

After the mascot costume prank doesn't go over well at Chaparral, Hermie reluctantly retreats back to Teen High... but finds that they've been replaced. By a Marvel fan. Who is now flirting with Normal. ...Time for a little justice.

ITS FINALLY HERE YALL. as some of u may know, me and @apricior have continued to work together and wrote another collab fic bc well. were insane. this one was actually thought of back in september while iftga was still in progress, and then we started actually writing it in december! i really hope u enjoy this one, it was SOOOO fun to work on an oc together and to write such a lengthy story!!

~80k words, 16 chapters, oakworthy, oc x canon, no doodler no magic au, alternating pov (kai as hermie, me as normal this time!)

read on ao3!

#CH6 IS NOW OUT!!!!! YIPPEE

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I was thinking about this meme the whole week

for the plp who don't know the image

#HIS STEP ASS #i love them so bad

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a thank-you gift for @hermanunworthy gifting the sequel to acquired taste to me!

#thinking about Them again #VAMPIRE HERMIE U WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS #this is still insane to me THE FUCKING DETAILS AND RENDERING

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a thank-you gift for @hermanunworthy gifting the sequel to acquired taste to me!

#WAIT #HOKY SHIT #OH MY GOD #I LITERALLY JUST JUMPED TO MY FEET IN SURPRISE #HERMAN. VAMPY. MY LITTLE GUY #VAL IM SCREAMING #THATS MY GUY #I AM SO FULL OF JOY AND LOVE TYSM IM SO GLAD U ENJOYED #OAKWORTHY VAMP AU FOREVER AND EVER

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au thoughts in my brain. rotating the guys. send help

#OAKWORTHYYYYYYYYY #FOREVER AND EVWR AND EVER #im insane all over again. falls to the floor #siren says

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Can’t believe I haven’t seen anyone else do this with them gotta do everything myself

#i miss them forever

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giddy up pardners

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my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language 

#I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS #this is why im so grateful that i mostly use they/them for hermie

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i miss him (fictional character that i can rewatch or reread at any time i want)

#ME W HERMIE #I COULD HEAR THEM ANYTIME I WANT BUT. IT HURTS 😢

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This family is so fucking tragic

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For dndads requests may I ask for a hen’ry oak

teen hen :)

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i miss hermie

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i miss hermie

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i miss hermie

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i miss hermie