#bro idk where this came from

[chaserofstars11]

my james potter is bisexual, bilingual, ambidextrous, and a bicycle

regulus is a bitch (in a hot way)

#bro idk where this came from #my brain is spewing weird shit #did i spell weird wrong #wierd #nope i was right the first time #james potter #james fleamont potter #james potter hc #regulus black #james x regulus #jegulus #james potter x regulus black #starchaser

[brookiidookiii]

Brick is so mischaracterized it’s obnoxious. Anytime I see a headcanon where he’s forced against his will to go to military school it’s soooo,,. How can you say that. This man LOVES the army. He is obsessed with the military like a little boy is obsessed with joining the military. This man has a tank nightlight, he loves military shit. It is his proudest accomplishment. The first thing he does when he gets on the island is brag about his medals, and all he talks about in his biography is the military. His best memory from childhood is going to boot camp for fucks sake. He can like fashion AND the military lmao. Why chose one

#td brick #if brick was smart he wouldn’t waste his money on fashion school and would take online courses for much cheaper instead #but whatever live out your best life king #he’d bedazzle his uniform for war #anytime I see that fake backstory where brick was forced by his dad to join the military so he could man up or whatever I just UGHHH #plus it’s canon that his issues came from being teased a lot as a child #idk too many of the revenge boys are given sad backstories like bro enough #I can elaborate more on bricks mischaracterization #he’s too woobified by fandom. he’s also a bit of an asshole lmao

[the-fire-might-be-shooting-at-us]

Can't believe I woke up from my deep slumber just to write this

#rem does stuff and panics #stranger things #steve harrington #idk where this came from bro #like what

[todayisafridaynight]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #rggo #ryu ga gotoku online #jo sawashiro #snap sketches #i wish i drew him from the other side cause thats where all the yummy scars are but oh well.. mayhaps next time.... #hopefully there is a next time LOL #spiritually this is a birthday drawing for masu since i keep saying ill draw RGGJO VLEKVJLEKJ #also idk... somethin bout sunday night got me finally wantin to draw bro.. <- does not want to study for his spanish exam tomorrow #anyway //obligatory warrior cats gijinka joke// im sorry ill never Not make that joke #i just know if rggo came out when i was 12 i wouldve gone insane over rggjo #ANYWAY. MASU. WHEN YOU INEVITABLY READ THESE TAGS. i hope you had an epic birthday and an epic birthday part ii :] #it was fun watching The Clan's Heir Is A Trans Woman with you and the gang ♪(´▽｀) #ok i should go study now i guess LMAO BYE

[littlemaple]

im not clued in to a lot of the drama right now but if käärijä needs new management, i need a job so....

#käärijä #jere pöyhönen #personal post by maple #i just dont go into the tags v often #so all i know is something is up but idk what it is where it came from or why #but seriously #bro im learning finnish right now #to pass the exam for citizenship but #yakno 🤭🤭🤭 #lmao i worked entertainment before i could do it 😂

[highlyincorrect]

Jesper, (flirting, charismatic): Have you had dinner yet ;)

Wylan (panicking, poor): I don’t eat

#Jesper: …. #Kaz: Oh same bro #idk where this came from #but they mean everything to me #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #shadow and bone crack #shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #kaz brekker

[airbenderedacted]

Too much of the fandom gets the number of main characters wrong for me to believe y'all would've been capable of handling S3 😔💥

#idk if they were ever referred to as mains but frank said S3 would've given us 3 new regulars (honestly What Else could that mean) #but it's been years since S2 came and ended and idk if this fandom knows how to count past 4 😔😭 #Wander Over Yonder #this is /hj /lh or whatevr sjcjsbcbds ik the reason this happens is *BC* it got cancelled at S2 so it's harder to tell the main cast grew #also one of dominator's main character traits is being extremely detached from everybody&thing bc she is So Horrendously Not Normal #so like. i see the disconnect. i see where the mental disconnect happens..... but also. bro. critical thinking. cmon drrhjgghabsgs #ah well

[kuragesoda]

MAIHIME MIYU AKFRGRHFHRGGDFH !!!!!

#FINALLY ... IT IS TIME #ive been waiting for so damn LONG for miyu's groovyfes card AND NOW ITS ALMOST HERE EEEEE #i dont even play jp bro just me seeing what her card looks like is already enough for me to survive until october #OH yea i saw an sc of the kurumi card tho but idk where it came from SOOO if anyone knows where i can see the other cards ....... #(<- is desperate) #random rambling :'>> #d4dj

[filiseverus]

Finding out that my 3x great grandfather (some random German immigrant with a mustache named Emil) was best friends with Mexican president Porfirio Diaz was so fcking funny to me. Like they were bros and Emil was just chilling and brewing beer and meanwhile Diaz is fcking people up and being a dictator and he was like, “Homie can you run a brewery for me?” And my ancestor was like nope and dipped out and went back to Texas. Not to mention that this was 1898 so I just imagine a scene from RDR2.

#I have so many questions though #like why was he in Mexico #this man had secrets #he married a pregnant widow and it’s unclear if the baby was his #and then when she died he stuck the baby in st Vincent’s orphan asylum where it died #his family was apparently very rich #and my 3x great grandmother was sent over from Switzerland because she came from nobility but her mother was disowned #for falling in love with a sailor but then the sailor abandoned the family and her mother died of heartbreak #so they sent her over to Emil’s plantation #and she married a widow but then Emil and her had an affair and she got pregnant #and they fled to Texas to escape the scandal #so it’s unclear if I’m even his descendent lol #cause the baby’s parentage isn’t clear #then they went to Mexico for some reason and he got involved with a powerful regime for like no reason #idk #family history #my writing #Mexico #scandal #bro really loved beer though #story

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

so many marauders posts (esp ab the black brothers) can basically be summed up like ‘tell me ur an only child without telling me ur an only child’

#all those angsty headcannons ab sirius saying james’ bday when someone asks ab his brothers birthday #and just over all calling james his brother and ignoring regulus #BFFR. what does that spell? BE. FUCKING #FOR. REAL. #sirius doesn’t know ANYONES birthday #my man’s is over here getting bullied by all for not even getting Remus’ right. HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GIRL #idk i just find a lot of these headcannons v whumpy and unrealistic #siblings who grew up in an incredibly abusive environment where sirius was always trying to protect reg and throwing himself into the fire #to protect him? #LITERALLY HATE THE SIRIUS HATES/DOESNT LIKE REG AGENDA THAT IS SO UNTRUE #SIRIUS WOULD CONSTANTLY BE TRYING TO REACH OUT AND CONNECT AND REGULUS WOULD PUSH HIM AWAY BC OF WALBURGA BUT INTERNALLY WANT HIS BIG BRO #and then sirius would be heartbroken but respect regulus not wanting to be seen with him so he’d back off but watch from a distance #and then once reg is able to break away from Walburga he’d FUCKING IMMEDIATELY GO TO SIRIUS ALL FEELING BAD AND THINKING SIRIUS HATES HIM #BUT SIRIUS JUST HUGS HIM BC HIS LITTLE BROTHER FINALLY CAME BACK TO HIM #mauraders #marauders #the marauders #the mauraders #sirius black #regulus black #the black brothers

[yaraaflor]

this sudden 'anti-film bro' tiktok backlash is so puzzling to me because i do actually have extensive experience with annoying film bros, i live in nyc and went to a university that has one of the top-rated film schools in the world, i have met my fair share of douchebag scorsese wannabes who think their shitty screenplay is a work of genius and feel the need to mansplain the plot of taxi driver to me. and on a more personal level, i grew up in a house with 2 parents who went to film school before it was even considered a path to a career, and have a brother who recently graduated with a degree in film, so i have sat through more long-winded discussions about four-hour long intellectual soviet era sci fi movies than most people will in their entire life. and i can promise you that while these 'film bros' do EXIST, they are not actually all that interested in discussing the layers of filmmaking by kurosawa or bong joon-ho, they are much more into rewatching tarantino's filmography for the hundredth time, and the films they DO mock are definitely 100% not mcu blockbusters, but basically any film made by women or queer people, ranging from mean girls to nomadland

#like jfc yeah these guys exist and they suck #but theyre mostly def not as smart as yall are making them out to be lmaoooo #also like. not to be that bitch but #sometimes these films they go on about ARE extremely good lol sorry #certainly better than doctor strange 2 or whatever the fuck #lmao #my post #movies #film #mcu #film bro #film bros #? idk where this came from even #but its suddenly blowing up on tiktok #from what ive seen #i dont actually have tiktok lol thank god

[raven-fucks-around-and-writes]

Picture a mad scientist whumper who gets fired from their job because they can't prove any of their proposed theories on whumpee's physiology. They start pushing whumpee harder, screaming at them for things out of their control, ignoring boundaries, forcing illegal experiments until one day it's taken too far..

#whumper #idk where this came from bro #bad whumper #mad scientist whumper #whump #uhh? #whumblr #whump writing #experiment whump #lab whump #my wribting

[minqies]

love how when ppl ask me where i'm from and i say & they always have to mention that dancing lady that got popular on tiktok

#・ .˳⁺⁎ 𓂃 ⌗ ⠀:⠀ rants. #bro like i've never heard of her until recently like she didn't exist as a 'scary story' when i used to live there #she only started 'existing' after someone uploaded a video on tiktok abt it #idk but i find it amusing how people think abt that when i mention where i came from #before they used to think i'm from russia or even funnier- syberia but now they always mention the dancing lady #so tempted to do that dance one time when i go out at night like KDKAKD

[akkivee]

i like to think ichiro and nemu are very attracted to individuality lol!!!

#this is vee speaking #and you know who has a very strong sense of self?????? kuu— #lol i’ve always had fun trying to decide what everyone’s sense of fashion is #since my brainrot takes form in bb and bat happenings that’s where most of the focus goes lol #like jiro has a really good sense of street fashion (and is always the best dressed bb lol) #ichi’s fashion sense is weak but he unconsciously picks whatever clothes he’s seen his favourite rappers wear on their albums #and since i personally think he prefers 90s rap his tastes stem from there #and he’s tall dark and handsome just those oversized clothes look great on him lmao #saburo with his own hero worship sees his effortlessly attractive bro wear more simple clothes and emulates that for himself #(even tho he really likes grunge/goth esque clothes lol) #nemu i’ve been sticking in punk versions of her tdd outfit Because I Can #but i see her gravitating to gyaru inspired clothes once she feels more comfortable about herself!! #idk which direction of gyaru yet more traditional or something new wave i need to look up more outfits for her lol #i actually came on here wanting to discuss ichiro and nemu’s perceived lack of sense of self that comes from confidence issues #which is why i think they’d like confident/bold types #but oh well lmao #c: ichibro #c: nemu

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#i truely have so much anger built up inside me about my job. ive done a very good job of making it unbearable #and after taking a 10 day vacation. plus 2 days of not working bc im sick. i really dont wanna go back #i was planning to take 3 days to not do fucking anything but my boss just emailed me with some time sensitive #logistical things. so like i guess i gotta fucking do that tomorrow. i started reading the email and it made my head hurt #and she started it off like. hopw ur feeling better and i dont wanna cause stress but... #like bro. listen. if u tell me these things u put them in my head and i csnt stop thinking abt them until theyre done. and its not her #fault bc im the one that put myself in a place where im barely keeping it together. its just frustrating #bc it feels like hope u feel better but also kill urseld 💖 but again thats just how it feels bc im so. idk how to describe it im like in a #state of post burnout. im sitting in the ash. alone in a desolate landscape and its like jesus how tf do i fix this? #and i cant even run out my anger rn bc im sick. and i mean i have the energy to run i dont feel lethargic but like i doubt that would aid #recovery lol. ugh. 2 months. thats all. then i move away. assuming i find a place to live lol. bc i currently haven't yet #but whatever. assuming i get better quickly and dont get worse and dont get covid on top of this cold bc my dad got covid #it will have been a bit of a blessing i came back sick bc i have a clear justification for not working and for telling people to fuck off #when they ask for things from me. like today a lab mate asked if i could sample Monday. which it technically #a holiday but i probably would have said yes if i wasnt sick. and i would have had to teach undergrads some bullshit friday if i wasnt sick #instead i just did nothing all day bc i almost moved bsck my flight and didnt leave home until the weekend anyway #i guess its good i didnt bc then i would have been stuck in ohio bc my dad found out he had covid yesterday #idk its all just frustrating bc im halfway in a transition and im not doing very well but i cant do anything to fix things until i leave #the southwest. like i dont even kno if i have health insurance rn. my benifits change request was processed but like does thst mean it was #approproved? fucking idk. so everytime i do anything i imagine a worstcase scenario where i end up hospitalized and damned to an empty #bank account or eternal medical debt. tho my mum said they passed a law where they arnt allowed to do thst to u anymore 🤷‍♂️ #whatever. im annoyed. i dont wanna work 😫 #unrelated

[creaturecumforts]

I am too impatient for this shit

#firefighter guy I’ve been talking to for like 2 weeks now was finally like I’m free after Tuesday if you wanna make actual plans #bro… like yes obviously but also oh my god quit keeping me waiting #like we’ve been flirting about watching a movie and c*fling and stuff and I would like to do that!!! #like yes I do wanna get coffee and go on a hike with you #but also I feel emotionally and physically touch starved and also I wanna have sex #and also I have to wait 3+ more days?! #idk I just feel like I’ve been kept on the edge #which I don’t think is his fault and probably more our lack of actual planning stuff and both of us seem to have weird schedules #but like AAAAAA #idk I keep kinda getting my hopes up that maybe he’ll invite me over and then it keeps not happening and I get upset lol #🥲🥲🥲 #like we’re to the point where I really want to finally have a relationship and experience all the stuff that comes with it #and I’m on the fucking precipice of it but it keeps not happening #and last night I was having a fun time singing in my car and then I’ll cover you from rent came on and I just fucking lost it and cried #it was the HAPPY VERSION TOO!!! #not the sad reprise !!! #but goddammit it just tore me up #it feels unhealthy and bad and shallow and selfish to want to be in love this badly #I know it’s not but it feels bad and embarrassing and augh I keep getting my stupid hopes up