For my own sanity I’m choosing to erase the past 7 hours or however long it’s been.
I will forever be traumatised. But this also solidified smosh in the comedy hall of fame.
Two things that are making me SPIRAL into oblivion:
1) Shayne’s moustache in the proposal pic.. they’ve either been conspiring this fuckery for MONTHS or it’s real????
2) (real) Shayne doesn’t have a ring on in the new Smosh Mouth episode. Again. Either they’re fucking with everyone (they are, regardless if the marriage is real or not) or he just didn’t put it on for the bit.
you all have no idea how much I like marrgo. Like I hate her. but. also. the way she effects characters in the story. the way she's like the center of all of my characters. hhhhhhh.
Sometimes I ask myself why I would spend time being a regular human irl when I can spend time being an epic wizard online. Then I realize that tea and cookies taste better irl, and in the end, Love and Curiosity irl will always be more magical than ✨🔥Penis Blast🔥✨ and ✨🦍Ketamine Ape🦍✨online