#bon apple tit

[furiosophie]

“Ghost?” Soap asks as he pulls open the door, knife still in hand, baby still wailing. “What are ye doin’ here?”

“What am I doing here?” Ghost throws back at him, brows creased and eyes downright murderous, the kind of look that back at base would mean Soap is about to run laps until he pukes. “You just disappeared for a bloody week, Johnny! Didn’t even tell Price where you were going, aren’t answering your fuckin’ phone, what the hell do you think I’m doing here?”

“Right,” Soap says because yes right, he has a vague memory of Ghost texting him, but he also doesn't really have a clue where his phone is right now and he definitely wasn’t aware it’s been a week until he just mentioned it. For a moment Ghost looks like he’s going to take him by the shoulders and shake, and then his eyes land on Joey, and he frowns harder as if he only just noticed that Soap is holding a screaming child.

“You knock someone up, Johnny?” he asks and it sounds oddly offended but mostly like he’s taking the piss, so Soap is about to tell him to fuck off when there’s a loud crash from the bathroom, followed immediately by a high shriek. He whips around, trips over one of Cass’ tiny toddler-sized shoes, and nearly impales himself on the damn knife if it wasn’t for Ghost grabbing him by the arm to hold him steady.

“Give me the baby,” Ghost says like he says give me that gun when they’re hunched over in the dirt, bullets flying past their heads, so Soap does.

to you i can admit (that i'm too soft for all of it)

[read on ao3]

ship: john "soap" mactavish/simon "ghost" riley

words: 19 220, completed

tags: mw iii fix-it, set between danger close and trojan horse, kid fic, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort, domestic fluff, getting together, ghost fell first, soap fell harder, ghost is just some guy (tm), jk this still has 09 ghost backstory, fellas is it gay if the superior officer you've been lowkey flirting with for four years drops everything to help u raise ur sisters kids, this is both a hallmark movie and me processing grief so godspeed, canon- typical violence, mentions of past childhood abuse, not beta read we die like- qunshot

#soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #cod mw3 #mw3 fix it #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod fanfic #took me fucking ages to write this fic and get the cover done but here we are #bon apple tit #i'm actually rly fond of this thank u to anyone who already read it 🙏🙏 #id in alt text #soph writes #soph arts

[traitsno]

random doodles from yesterday

#drawing #art #traditional art #bon apple tit #oc #babbicat #romeo #val

[abijahfowler]

heijis disassociating during the business meeting in episode 6 because he’s embarrassed his husband is feeding people cottage cheese

#yapping #fowdo #this is like the equivalent of ur friends coming over and your dogshit loser husband gives them spam on a plate and says ‘bon apple tit!’

[thanatophbia]

* 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐍 ;

i want to kiss him i want to kiss her i want to run my fingers through your hair and hear you say you've never done this before. 

@incdntlmotiv ! 

#elton x steffy #verse : the legacies . #mwah mwah bon apple tit

[solarrclxud]

SUBTLE WAYS THEY SHOW THEIR LOVE

pairing : multi x reader (wriothesley , neuvillette , childe , diluc ,xiao )

genre: fluff

warnings : not proofread

a/n: i had a few thoughts . i put it on here ... bon apple tits .

Wriothesley who secretly waits for you everyday . He says he isn't but he always puts enough water in the kettle for two cups of tea. He gets a subtle smile when you say you like a particular brand. The next day there is a new shelf stocked with it. He loves the look you give him when you realise .

Neuvillette who keeps blankets in his office incase you fall asleep while providing him with your much appreciated company on long boring days. He keeps your favorite snacks and books in a basket in his room , placing kisses on your forehead when you happen to fall asleep .

Xiao who claims he doesn't miss you , but is always there on the balcony of wangshu inn every time you return from your adventures. He will listen to you talk about your trips for hours . Sometimes you catch him watching you , his cheeks flush a light pink when you make eye contact but he doesn't make an effort to break it.

Diluc who writes you long letters describing his days when you're away , always signing off with love and asking when you'll be back. The bed feels cold without you , he is more snappy to the customers who dare to talk too much . When you return from your trip he greets you with a warm hug , a rare show of affection .

Childe who brings you small trinkets (pressed flowers and leaves, jewellery) from everywhere he goes on his business trips. You initially try to stop him , eventually you give in . He once got you a necklace , the pendant reminded him of your eyes , bringing him comfort for the weeks he was away . You watch him slide the clasp close through the mirror , turning around to kiss his cheek . He sees you wear it everywhere you go.

thank you !

#wriothesley #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact x gn reader #genshin x gn reader #wriothesley x reader #wriothesley x gn reader #wriothesley genshin #wriothesley x y/n #wriothesley x you #wriothesley x gender neutral reader #genshin fluff #genshin fic #genshin impact drabbles #genshin impact fluff #neuvillette #wriothesley fluff #xiao x reader #diluc #childe #xiao fluff #xiao angst #xiao #genshin x you #genshin xiao #xiao x you #genshin drabbles #genshin x gender neutral reader

[cyanide-martinifortwo]

Drawing @sticksandbonesstuff Riddler design under the influence of cheap wine

Bon apple tit

#gotham #edward nygma #nygmobblepot #horrid little man

[quinloki]

Oh my god your response to the “who hurt you” ask with kid was just *chefs kiss* i could read a billion page fic just about that concept of Kid kicking some ass of someone who deserves it. I need to find more modern au kid fics because someone they always make me fall in love with him all over again!

I don't know as many modern Kid x readers as I'd like to, but!

Distraction by Lyndsyh on wattpad is very well done Link here (there's a one-shot epilogue to it Distraction: Don't Grow Up that's adorable)

@writing-yarn-goblin has a modern AU band setup for Kid and company called Hell Hath No Fury which you can find here I've not had time to read the entire thing yet, but I enjoyed what I got to before I lost a good chunk of free time.

Seeing Red by Ammo on wattpad is also a solid modern AU Kid x reader story - one of the first few stories I stumbled into that got me into wanting to write Reader stories. You can find it here.

KillerCook isn't strictly a Eustass Kid x Reader, but it is a Masterclass in entertaining episodic modern AU story-telling as far as I'm concerned, so I need to include it on this short list. You can find it on tumblr with @swampstew, Ao3 or Wattpad

Lastly, in case you haven't seen it, I should plug my own Kid x reader modern AU - A Light Touch. You can read it on tumblr, but I think it's easier/better on Ao3 or Wattpad personally.

Bon apple tits <3

#quin answers #anon asks #quin recommends

[captain-liminal]

Jamil serving food: Bon Appétit

Lilia serving food: Bone apple teeth

Ruggie serving food: Bon Ape tit

#Twst #Twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #Jamil viper #lilia vanrouge #ruggie bucchi #Twst jamil #Twst Lilia #Twst ruggie

[taxkha]

I know you said not to repost your art so can i eat it instead😁

Glad to see that my art reached a level that it makes someone want to eat it. Bon apple tits!

#asks

[xxcherrycherixx]

I MADE PIZZA BAGELS!!

Im so proud of myself, and they taste so fucking good i seriously recommend making them if you never have before, its so easy just toast them a little, smother them in tomato puree and then cheese and then pop those fuckers in the oven until the cheese melts bon apple tits mother fucker

[lazy-cat-corner]

Loki when he cooks for Sylvie: Bon appetit. 🥰

Sylvie when she cooks for Loki: Bone apple tit!

#incorrect sylki quotes #sylki #loki #sylvie #marvel #avengers #mcu #loki series

[reiverreturns]

posted an early draft of this snippet from my sereshace fic on discord months ago, forgot to put it on tumblr, had an existential crisis about my writing ability, got my writing juice back because i remembered the world does not end in deep winter, bon apple tit

#this entire fic is basically my thesis statement of “all three of these characters are feral and obsessed/insane about each other” #i'm having a lot of fun writing it #sereshace #natasha phoenix trace #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #top gun maverick #reiverwrites

[slavicafire]

Bon apple tits. I've already been having a bad time so what's another curse? (And if you wanted the website: https://fallingfruit.org/)

hey, if it starts feeling like they might get upset and curse you, tell them I sent you. I will happily and hungrily add their curse to my list like the greedy creature that I am.

but really, if you see any litter there, pick it up, or say a nice word to the dead buried there, and they'll be overjoyed to share.

and thank you for the website!

[fox-buried-in-maple-leaves]

soft oc asks 1-16 for eloi please !!

Is your OC a hugger or do they not like that sort of affection? Do they initiate a hug or get roped into them?

Not really a hugger, also hates being hit with surprise affection, activates his fight or flight response. To which, he typically fights. All around bad idea! But if asked he's very affectionate!! he's also quite affectionate in private :) loves loves hugs in private.

Does your OC have any endearing qualities?

His dependability? Very dependable, 10/10. He'll usually get the job done anyways, but for his friends the job is done to the actual best of his ability. And he tends to always show up for them. It's part of why Sabine sought to hire him.

How does your OC react to affectionate gestures?

Surprise affectionate gestures BAD. Otherwise he likes them. He's friends with some very eccentric people, after all. Whilst not being affectionate himself as I mentioned, he's able to take affectionate gestures relatively well in stride.

Forehead kisses or hand kisses?

Forehead kisses :)

Do they like oversized jumpers?

(looks at all of his sweaters)

(looks at you)

yeah<3

What calms they down most when they're anxious?

Painting. But that can also sometimes make him more anxious or agitated, depending on what's going on. So sometimes he'll just very aggressively make food...? why you choppin that onion like that??

What makes them blush?

Artisan is unfortunately really easy to fluster. He is also pale as a tit, as you put. Just say something even remotely nsfw and his face be lookin like a tomato.

What Disney/musical song do you most associate with them?

Nothing from The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls musical. Especially in regards to his relationship with his now deceased fiancee.

Animated Fancast?

the answer for this one will always be the same, I don't think abt this.

Your OC is surrounded by puppies/kittens/ducklings. What do they do?

Might tear up idk idk.. So soft.. so cute.. so innocent and unaware of the cruelty of the world... pet pet pet pet pet

Do they talk to their pets?

He doesn't trust himself to have one. But he's very good with Gabriel's dog, Olive. Talks to her a lot :)

What's a childhood memory they cherish most?

Teaching his little brother how to hold a paintbrush properly is one of his most cherished memories

Are they a romantic at heart?

Yes. A little too romantic, even..

What's the most touching gift they've ever received?

A person's love.

What's their favourite item of clothing?

His hair ribbons!! But his black one is most sentimental

What's their most treasured possessions?

Said black ribbon.

Do they have a comfort food? Who makes it best?

Not really, no. A really good cider? But that's usually bought.

How do they cheer up a friend when they're down?

Finger painting, babyyyyy! Or cooking together. Artisan likes to distract the person in question, yk?

What's a guilty pleasure of theirs?

Murder???

Is your character a bookworm?

He looks like it but he honestly only reads when he's bored in bed /sobs... deffo the kind of bitch who stays up way too late reading a 100k slowburn coffee shop au fanfic though.. he's so embarrassing.

Does your character have a particular sweet/candy they love?

Eiffel Apple Bon Bons

Who knows how they like their tea/coffee/(insert drink) best?

BLACK. everyone knows. they think he's pretentious (except for Brimstone, who also drinks black coffee)

Do they like to have a lie in or do rise early?

Artisan likes to get up earlier than he should and just lay there. So both!

Does your OC wrap themselves into a burrito to sleep or do they get tangled in the sheets?

He doesn't like to be restricted, so he doesn't burrito himself, but he only moves a bunch if he has nightmares. in which he wakes up on the floor anyways.

Does your OC like to cuddle their significant other when they sleep? If so, who is the little spoon? Would they admit it if asked?

fucking parasite. worse than venom fr. he doesn't care if he's the big or little spoon though. artisan isn't necessarily embarrassed to admit whether or not he's the little spoon, he j doesn't feel the need to admit to somebody outside of the relationship what he gets up to?? lmao

#☾*✲⋆. Essence of Myrrh #From The Fate ; Rowan #⋆｡°✩ Artisan

[bcthoundold]

Dumps a cut off hand in front of Ace, "Here you go, enjoy. Bon-apple-tits."

        𝐇𝐄'𝐒 walking away. He’s sure a porterhouse is   waiting for him at home served in a silver tiffany dish.

#crimercyalty #this is below him

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