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paracunt · 2 years

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#2009 #hayley williams #blonde 2009 #blonde hayley #brand new eyes era #brand new eyes #bne #bne era #hayley from paramore #paramore #paramore rares #rare paramore #hayley williams rares #rare hayley williams

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minnory · 5 months

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Ai bing

#avatar 2009 #avatar the way of water #avatar james cameron #avatar 2 #na'vi x reader #na'vi oc #na'vi x human #navi!oc #blond girl #navi oc

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brutal-out-here · 5 months

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My sister is upset that Percy/Walker is blonde not because of it not being 100% book accurate (she couldn’t care less about that) but because him being blonde is about the only thing keeping her from having an age appropriate crush lol

#raineyrambles #she just found out he was also born in 2009 #which semi related I also found out the guy who plays Luke is just six months older than me #but back on topic this is very funny to me considering I’m the type of person who once sent #my friend a list of every blonde person I’ve have liked before lol #it’s funny how opposite my sister and I are on most things lol #percy jackson #percy jackson series #walker scobell

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lachristina · 8 months

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2009–tina °♡•

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pepto-bismolfan · 7 months

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Every time I get into a thing its always

A. Completely dead all posts are from like 7 years ago

And

B. No one is as obsessed with a character as much as I am

Guys I just wanna fuck Adrian Veidt and none is writing fan fiction about him in the year of our lord 2023

#watchmen #ozymandias #nite owl #watchmen 2009 #why doesn’t anyone wanna do the deed with him he only killed like 9 million people come on #is it because he’s like 45 and blonde?

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ghettophatbolousblingringtones · 3 months

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Photos of Go Blonde Parade in Riga 2009

#2009 #2000s #09 #00s #2ks #barbiecore #bimbocore #blonde #fashion #mcbling #photos #pink

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adamwatchesmovies · 10 months

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Legally Blondes (2009)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

Calling Legally Blondes an insult might sound like an overreaction, but hear me out. This film is cheap, badly acted and poorly written. It attempts to cash-in on the popularity of Legally Blonde while featuring none of the characters we fell in love with. Worst of all, it doesn't even understand the appeal of the series, meaning it had no chance of pleasing its intended audience.

Elle’s twin cousins, Annabelle “Annie” and Isabelle “Izzy” Woods (Camilla and Rebecca Rosso) move to America with their father to study at Pacific Preparatory. Their love of punk and family reputation draws the ire of Headmistress Elsa Higgins (Lisa Banes) while the school bully, Tiffany Donohugh (Brittany Curran), sets out to get them expelled.

This is clearly another script re-worked to be part of the Legally Blonde franchise. The twins are not attending law school, they’re given chihuahuas at the beginning but the dogs play no part in the story and there are no familiar faces to be found. Not even Elle. That’s right. Reese Witherspoon does not make an appearance. References to her character are made and the twins stay in her home while she’s away but if you sit through the end credits hoping to see a cameo, you’ll be disappointed. Instead, you’ll see something I’ve never seen before: the movie’s deleted scenes. They play while the names scroll. I guess director Savage Steve Holland knew no one would bother to check out this disaster’s special features but wanted us to see them nonetheless.

2001's Legally Blonde is not a perfect comedy but it has a lot of appeal. Although she didn’t fit initially, Elle had a good head on her shoulders. She had a few things to learn but ultimately, law school was where she belonged. The same can’t be said for the twins. It’s obvious to everyone watching that Tiffany hates them but every time the conniving brat approaches the sisters to give “helpful advice”, they accept it. Her true colours are first revealed when the girls show up at a party in inappropriate outfits. Sound familiar? I’d say spoiler but if you’ve seen Legally Blonde you saw that one coming. You’ll see everything coming, in fact. Izzy and Annie are introduced with title cards that describe what their character arcs will be. One can’t stand public speaking. The other is terrible at history. How profound.

You’ll be so bored you’ll want to stab yourself in the leg just to stay awake. Legally Blondes does nothing interesting until 2/3 of the way in when the plot FINALLY kicks off. It’s a school trial. Ah, so that’s where the title comes from. Took you long enough. This is where the film could have earned itself some points. At least now there’s a clear thread to follow. There are stakes and in theory, figuring out how our heroines will win the case should be fun. Too bad the screenplay by Chad Gomez Creasey and Dara Resnik Creasey can’t even do that right. The jokes are so terribly executed you won’t understand the punchlines until the movie is a distant memory and certain ideas introduced earlier that should be important turn out to be useless, making you feel like you're wasting your time paying attention.

Legally Blondes has no reason to exist. It won’t please fans of the series, it won’t win over anyone who didn’t like Elle previously. The apathy everyone had for the project is obvious. There are numerous logical gaps, the funny jokes are rarer than four-leaf clovers and there’s little to like. I’d say there’s nothing to like but it does get slightly better as it goes along. Not enough for me to recommend, mind you. Not to anyone. Not ever. (July 31, 2020)