#blame my dad!!!

[5ftboy]

"...I appreciate that you're trying to be on my side." "I am on your side."

BONUS REACTIONS:

#dimension 20 #d20 spoilers #d20edit #burrow's end #burrows end #izzy roland #brennan lee mulligan #rashawn nadine scott #jasper william cartwright #lila #tula #mine ** #the *ever* understandable thought process of lila going : mom has been upset ever since dad died . #and thus i blame dad because things are sad now . things are not as fun now . #it's *so* heartwrenching and also *clearly* enunciating how much kids REALLY see . they can Sense it #and Yes the entirety of this convo broke my Damn heart . #1k **

[ghostbsuter]

Magicians way [part 1]

.・゜-: ✧ :-

It's not often that he finds himself in such position, but it does happen.

John Constantine never would have thought he'd scratch the "tied up by a cult to be used as sacrifice to summon a powerful ghost" spot on his bingo card.

He doesn't even feel threatened by the cult, hell, all he will receive from this day is pure embarrassment if the summoning circle is really the one he thinks it is.

Great, it's glowing.

Little bastard knows and is on his way here.

Shit.

"Oh all mighty King of Ghosts! We summon thee! Appear!"

If he has to listen to that badly scripted American movie summoning ritual one more word, he's gonna do some serious damage.

The circle lights up in sickly green, the ectoplasm flooding the insides of the portal as it opens.

And there he stands, the boyprince of the Infinity Realms.

"Hey, dad!" The being greets, swinging a swift fist against one of the cultist.

The rest are frozen and now that they're alone John sees the shit eating grin on the gremlins face.

"Danny." He greets back, watching as his kid swipes some invisible dust from his hat and putting it on back.

"Man, this is so embarrassing for you. Let me just—"

To make matters worse, Danny pulls out his bloody smartphone and takes a picture of him tied up.

"I'm sending this to mom." He's fiddling with the rope, smug smirk on him that John would love to flip off if his hands weren't bound.

"Useless..."

Ah, here comes the blackmail. A kids after his own heart.

The little shit.

Visual picture of Constantine being embarrassed. (Yes, he's tied up with a RED RIBBON for funnsies.)

#dcxdp #dpxdc #this is part of my au #Not mentioned but Danny is in Young Just Us! #it will he shown later on #Danny is the kid of John and Zatanna #john loves the kid #in his own cursed way #his love language are curse words #the reason dannys name isnt a family tongue twister is cuz hes trans and named himself #officially hes zatannas side kick like she was to her dad #john takes him around sometimes #just to make sure he knows how to fight demons #when a legit magician and a chimera of a occultist man have a child #hes damn powerful #+ the whole ghost king business #SHOULD constantine be suprised his kid became a death god? no he shoulndt #zatanna blames him #at least hes a carbon copy of her #shes forever smug abt that #tbf hes a prince still #cant get the throne till hes 400 smth #THIS WILL HAVE SHIPS #thinking between deadtired and superdeadtired #maybe adding bart too #at this point its just a giant polycule #I FORGOT THE ART #FOLLOW MY ART ACC ?!?!?!

[zombi3gutz]

me getting into slipknot: woah these guys are so crazy, i really like their drummer. hope that doesn't affect anything deep within me.

me 10 months later with red and black hair and a transed gender: fuck.

#slipknot #murderdolls #joey jordison #1 #i blame my dad #he just HAD to tell me joey was also in murderdolls and just HAD to give me cd's #posting from beyond the grave

[kthulhu42]

Talking of solidarity between women - my Mother-in-law (an angel) sent me a text today asking if my husband had been treating me respectfully even though he was stressed about getting fired.

I said "I'm fine, he's never even raised his voice at me", but the fact is she *asked* if I was doing okay and made sure he wasn't taking his stress out on me. How many people would turn a blind eye? But we do know how men can act. Even the ones we love. Abuse can come from places you wouldn't expect.

#The reason he turned out so well is probably because she isn't a “Boy mom” as tiktok calls it tho this blames moms 100% and NOT DADs #You see these parents all the time at school + teachers here call them “My Johnny” parents #You know the type: “My Johnny would NEVER bully another child” 😤 and the little shit is just standing behind her grinning #feminism #radical feminism #radblr

[bruciemilf]

is it just my " Bruce loves Alfred so much and just wants to be like him" brain playing tricks on my ears, or did Battinson have a slight british accent in the movie at times??

I like to believe he tried to imitate Alfred so much when he was little.

The dark hair and doe eyes, permanently sad but alluring and mysterious, he had from Martha. He has Thomas' roman mouth, elegant bow in the middle.

They both smile with their whole teeth first, moon glow bright, Thomas with a grin made for vintage magazines of American gentlemen with lips puckered around a cigar, and Bruce with Martha’s pointy canines.

He's their baby through and through.

But he wants to be Alfred's baby, too.

Alfred comes to pick Bruce up from kindergarten one day. He notices something unusual. His little sir socializing willingly.

Bruce approaching his newest friend, Oliver Queen, timidly, but eager, " I can talk funny like my papa. Listen,"

He does the worst British accent Alfred's ever heard, and he had to stand through Thomas' Queen Elizabeth impersonations. Bruce comes over to him and asks him why he's crying.

#THEM #who can blame alfred for indulging bruce so much id literally set fire to my dreams for this kid #bruce wayne #battinson #alfred pennyworth #baby bruce wayne #dad alfred #MORE OF THEM PLS DC #text #text post #dc #the batman 2022 #batman

[astess]

forget the fact that alastor looked lucifer in the eye and said fuck you, HE LITERALLY THREW A PIANO ON TOP OF HIM, he THREW a PIANO to the king of hell himself

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel episode 5 #hells greatest dad #hells great dad #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #like dude he can kill you if he wanted to #have some respect dude #please #this is hilarious #i need to see more of them fighting 😭 #i just noticed this #idk if anyone has done this yet #but i cackled for like 20 minutes #yes i was going frame by frame #this is my fav song from the show #can you blame me?

[clotpolesonly]

on fathers, homes, loyalties, and defectors

The Raven Boys ch 7 // Dream Thieves ch 5 // The Raven Boys ch 36 // Dream Thieves ch 5

#pynch #decladam #adamedit #ronanedit #declanedit #trcedit #Pynch #Decladam #Adam Parrish #Ronan Lynch #Declan Lynch #TRC #okay so this one is more obscure lkajfdhglkaj i might be reaching but HEAR ME OUT #the Pynch connection is obvious #being exiled from your home #no matter how terrible an environment it was Adam still finds himself longing throughout TRB and into DT to go HOME #even though it was awful and even though he chose (in the end) to leave it was still his home #that's a yearning that he and Ronan share #but i was also very struck by the forgiveness bit #before my reread i'd forgotten that Ronan says in their parking lot brawl that he will never forgive Declan #nobody specifies at that time what Declan DID but we get it later in DT ^^ he didn't fight the will #Ronan blames him for their exile - for the fact that they can't go home #and he blames Declan for hating dad #for turning his back on their father and making accusations against him #for betraying the family #the same thing that Adam knows his mother will never forgive him for now #am i making sense here???? #quote posts

[time-woods]

Hey hey hey hey just wanted to let you know

OH MY DEAR LORD SĪDUS THE FALLEN STAR? I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT IS THE BEST NAME EVER AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HIS DESIGN AS WELL

Also Sīdus's outfit kinda reminds me of those little star children in Howl's moving castle (look it up if you don't know what I mean)

ok byeeee

thank you ! !

and hehe Sīdus does have some ghibli inspired themes 2 him, backstory wise

#asks #i grew up with practically all the ghibli movies and theyve changed me fundamentally #i used to have them on one of my dads thumbdrives and id watch them whenever i could #especially ponyo howls moving castle and porco rosso #i blame ghibli for my obsession with maximalism and domestic lives with a fantasy like twist

[blank-citron]

Thinking about the fact that there are no monsters in Nimona.

1000 years of fear for something that never even existed, the movie makes you think that they're like?? In a constant battle against monsters?

And the knighting ceremony is this big fucking televised event in a huge arena and walls with canons who can wipe out a big part of the city are just there. They're all in constant paranoia over being attacked by something that doesn't even exist.

And all this because adults decided that anything different must be a threat.

#nimona #thoughts are being thunk #thinking back on it I think I've been in a similar situation #as a kid I had this one friend #until one day my dad lost his wallet and he blamed her #so I was never allowed to see her again #we never found out if it was her or not because that didn't matter did it? #I wonder if shes okay

[celestial-ringleader]

“. . .I still feel like I’ve got a circus tent on my back. . .this is like a ballgown made of kevlar!”

I’ve been thinking way too much about Dick as Batman............ @ronnyraygun

#ive been forced into a role i didnt want bc i dont want to be like my adoptive dad but also #no one else is gonna do it so i guess i gotta #dick grayson #nightwing #richard grayson #dc fanart #listen ive been staring at all those batman variant covers that have religous symbolism #and the muse just possessed me #not rlly eldest daughter syndrome but more like #this was such a good era for him #i blame ron for kicking me in the ass to do it instead of sitting on it forever #dick has such an atlas complex bc of his survivor's guilt and i love him for it <3

[socksandbuttons]

wow they truly went 'bloodmoon wants FAM'

#im blaming killcode for this actually because the guy actually went 'im ur dad now' AND #AND THEN BLOODMOON NEVER RESTED BECAUSE HUH.... DAD.... #anyway wheres killcode come fix ur mess my dude ur children have problems

[camojacketfag]

I swear every year I get gayer and gayer and gayer and gayer and gayer and gayer and gayer and gayer and ga-

#shout out to my grandma on my dads side who I don’t talk to fucking ever and somehow found a way to blame my gayness on the fact that my dad #is still a deadbeat loser who hasn’t found it amongst himself to change his life for the better. #tired of being everyone’s scapegoat #tired of being to blame #tired of your repressive ideals and bigoted rhetoric #grandma….. maybe your son is the way he is because you failed at being a fucking competent mother???????????????? #I’m sure you’re not ready for the conversation though

[andy-clutterbuck]

#*Elena Fisher voice* Okay cowboy #Rick Grimes #* #rg #one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man #excuse me but The Nose™ #i don't remember what i was even trying to do when i made this instead??? #me @ me: 🔇 #man: *drinking whiskey* me: 👀👀👀👀 #no idea why #i do it with john wick too #rick with beer is also good but that hits different more domestic somehow #rick the gov could have poisoned that tho my dude #two guys walked into a bar and rick grimes killed them both #my babe Hot Suburban Dad At the Barbecue in the last gif #100% guaranteed to make you spill the potato salad when he strolls in #im going to blame all the allergy meds for the current state of my mind ok

[uncanny-tranny]

Hi! would you by any chance have tips on how to get a binder when your parents refuse to buy you one? ☹️

That's definitely a sensitive and complex answer, and while I might not know of the best option for your unique situation, there are some ways you can go about this.

If it's a foregone conclusion that you cannot convince them of this, what I used to do is DIY my binder. The ways I primarily did this were:

Option One: Wearing a camisole that was one size smaller than I actually was (so, wearing a small instead of a medium, for instance), then folding it up over my chest. As a disclaimer, this may only work well if you are smaller in the chest

Option Two: Layering two sports bras in my size over each other. Some of the DIY tips I found before I got a traditional binder advised to wear one sports bra in your size, then wear another sports bra backwards in a size smaller. I would advise against this for potential safety reasons, but also because (at least personally), it can be ineffective and a waste of resources.

Some people have also had friends or other family members order their binder for them, but this can be risky, depending on your situation. While I don't know the ins and outs of your specific circumstances, risk management is important to me, so I would recommend this if it is a risk that is acceptable to make.

I understand what it's like to not have access to this resource, so what I will do is advise you against:

Binding with ace bandages (I did this before (multiple times, in fact, because of dysphoria), and believe me, not only did it hurt like hell, but it constricted my body so heavily that I may have done long-term harm)

Wearing a DIY binder (or any kind, for that matter) for longer than your body can handle

Doing DIY in such a way that even mimics binding with ace bandages. This means that your binder shouldn't constrict your ribs, breathing, or range of movement

Here are some general good practices that you should use to guide you for any type of binding, whether traditional or DIY:

When you start binding, only do so in very short sessions to begin with. While binding shouldn't outright hurt, it can be a weird transition while your body is getting used to that new sensation

Minimize heavy lifting or exercise while binding. If it is unavoidable, drink plenty of water and take plenty of breaks

Stretch after binding

Don't bind while sick or have inflammation in your lungs or chest

If you DIY, treat your binder like it is a traditional binder. Don't make the mistake of assuming you don't need to listen to your body because you aren't using a "traditional" binding method

Ultimately, listen to your body. If it is telling you that it needs a break, honour that. Your body isn't punishing you, it is trying to keep you (and it) safe, even if it doesn't feel like it

In the end, this isn't perfect. Sometimes, parents do come around, even in their own ways, even if little by little, they come around. When I first came out officially around 2016, I was convinced that my transition would be completely forbade by my family; I concealed a lot of it in the worst instances of this. However, now, I think most of my family has come through their own journey with the understanding of the reality of what and who I am. I tell you this, anon, because I want you to know that this, too , shall pass. You can make it. I know this might be devastating to you, and believe me, I know what that's like. But it won't be forever. These bridges aren't burnt forever, and I hope you can find your happiness and contentment wherever it may be.

#ask #anon #trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #long post #if anybody has other tips or ideas then feel free to speak up #this is what i did before officially binding and what i have seen other trans people do in lieu of getting a 'real' binder #it did suck when i was coming out because i don't think my family had any idea how *their* hang-ups with... me as a person... affected me #and i think a lot of people get their preconceived notions or headcanons of you stuck in their head to the point that it is Reality #i think part of why my dad started actually *trying* to accept me was him realizing that i was actively hiding things from him... #...like he loves me and our relationship is fine now but i'm not going to pretend like he didn't massively blunder after i came out #and if it turns out that your parents don't ever come around (gd forbid) then you aren't obligated to keep them #you don't choose your parents but you can choose your family i think #i always always hope that parents come around to their child/ren and the reality of who they are but i recognize how messy it all is #anon i wouldn't blame you one bit if you feel many complex or 'negative' emotions toward them #i have many complex feelings about this and that's my own baggage. i hope i haven't put words into your mouth or assumed anything too much #i am sending you best wishes and care. this too shall pass💛

[hyakunana]

That was a tough week for them

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#destiny #destiny 2 #destiny the game #bungie #destiny art #season of the plunder #the drifter #scribe eido #mithrax #misraaks #saint 14 #fanart #comic #not even spider had a good week considering he also got beaten by motherf glint #i was ready to fight anyone who upsets eido but then it was her own dad and i cant fight misraakskel nooooo #i cant even blame chaos on miscommunication dfghgfdfgh #and my warlock was stepped by eramis this time ASDFGHJKLKJHGF #misraaks to eramis: 'the guardian is here to protect you' / denka the warlock: wha- #eramis about to drop the mimikel lore tea on eido: honey u got a big whirlwind comin #this time i went with no-helmet s14 bc 1. iirc it is stated somewhere that he stays helmetless while watchin osiris? #if not then take it as a headcanon / and 2. i felt like doin it #ngl i dont think drifter is taking the relics to eris in secrecy but it was funnier like that ok thx for the understandin

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Today’s tiny but extremely important Roy & Jamie detail is the fact that after Ted’s “good night and see you all on Monday” Roy turns fully towards Jamie and gives him another pat/squeeze/bump on the arm. You can’t see it properly – and I for one am very mad about it – as the moment is intercut with Ted and Beard walking to the office, but we see Roy’s movement towards it before the cut and then him pulling his hand away right after. And of course it’s a perfectly reasonable and unexceptional thing for a coach to do once his boy has made it onto the English team -- so why is it making me want to scream, hm?

(Picture quality remains shit but I hope you appreciate how hard I worked to capture the split second of Roy’s hand lifting from Jamie’s arm, since that wasn’t easy to achieve on Apple TV’s highly questionable streaming platform, which doesn’t allow me to go frame by frame.)

#damn right i'm being obsessive #i cannot be blamed LOOK at them #you know roy says something to him too #just stands to reason #and we can see jamie saying something back as roy walks off #ungh my HEART #so glad roy is finally coming around to the fact that jamie needs to be touched #often and casually and not casually and all the time #not just when his dad is a dick or they've been promoted #or when he's off to play for england #but we'll start here #take it slow for you roy #roy kent #jamie tartt #3x10 #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #my stuff