#me @ me: 🔇

[ballpitwitch]

KEANU REEVES in 1999

#😧😧😧 #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #* #don't even look at me #i'm building a time machine that's all there is to it #im fine #*narrator voice* she was not even remotely fine but she was often good at lying to herself #HAIR HOW.....HOW #i usually care about video quality but when THIS is the content of the video idc if it's 144p i will make do #they really just let him walk around like that #menace #i think my throat closed up #just kidding i'd be opening my throat #me @ me: 🔇 #*air raid sirens* #he really has just been here and gorgeous my whole damn life #such a comfort #someone reblogged one of my other sets and tagged it with 'i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism' #i've never felt so seen and understood #me: did you need to make 10? also me: coulda made 30 now apparently so.....

[dreagine]

To another year of being an absolute menace to society🥂

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE SKELETON EVER!!!

#art shtuff #ink sans #this drawing dragged me through hell and back #it took so long to make it looks decent #u should see the other vers I have UGH #anyways #ink!sans #AAAAAA🔇 AAAA🔇 BIRTHDAY

[andy-clutterbuck]

4x02 | Infected

#v necessary #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S4 #a+ fanservice #i had to google who wrote this episode lol thanks angela #it was nice when on the rare occasion it was showcased that you know man is hot #sorry you were having a really bad day tho babe #H A N D S #FARMER DADDY #excuse me but the nose™ #*dramatically takes off and burns shirt* #it'sart.gif #THAT ARM VEIN THO #irrigate my crops farmer rick #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #even his armp- nevermind #........just drink your wine #me @ me: 🔇 #happy sinday 💚

[russellmaelofficial]

wanted to see if there were any videos of barbecutie live because it’s one of my favorite kimono songs but this is the only thing that exists

so here’s barbecutie (russell mael fucking explodes remix)

#to the barbecueee 🔇💥💥💥💥 #this is so funny 2 me #russell mael #sparks #my stuff

[one-idiot-one-braincell]

man...i wish i could play with other regretevator kin ppl it would be so cool but also probably the worse decision of my life cause then funny kin people on tumblr will find out how unfunny i am and laugh at me, or i'd just go mute, or i'd pull out the wrong jokes(me and my friends have a...unique humor) and make everyone uncomfortable because man thats also something i do probably the most canon thing id do is make people uncomfortable though so like. conflicted

#local idiot talks #fictionkin #regretevator fictionkin #regretevator kin #🔇🩷💚🧡; Plez/Unpleasnt Gradient #just call me plez! its the closest thing to a name i have!

[dollysilena]

yeah yeah, atsumu is a good dad and all but at some point he WILL leave haru at a walmart and WILL be halfway home before he realizes

#pls talk training wheels w me i’m stuck at the airport and i’m bored #haru def was like 🤷🏻‍♂️ #atsumu prob finds him in like the produce aisle wandering around not giving a shit #atsumu bribes him not to say a WORD but haru is like 🔇🧏🏻‍♂️ #reader def gives atsumu the ASS WHOOPING of a lifetime #osamu is hollering #work: training wheels

[mousey-preybait]

I'm so sleepy and brain empty and nonverbal and it's so hard to think.. i hope nobody takes advantage of me in this vulnerable state..

don't even give me a choice dont make me think about what i want just take what u need from me without asking

#trans nsft #t4t nsft #nsft #nonbinary nsft #autistic nsft #autism got me like🔇 👾 today #u know #but still hhorny lol #make me take a few hits to make my head swim a little more and then use me

[bylertruther]

the day that fandom realizes that pointing out writing choices, the negative effects those choices have on other characters, and the less-than-kind actions of a character, aren't a personal attack on you, a call to arms for everyone to hate this character, or even a hate post in and of itself is the day that we will finally know at least a crumb of Peace in these e-streets 🤦‍♂️

#we can point out tht the narrative has made it so tht a) will brought forth his self-fulfilling prophecy b) mike comes off like an ass even #when he's right and c) that el has been powerless for some actions in the story and an active participant for others #you won't explode and die from acknowledging every part of the story presented to you not just the ones that paint your fave in a kind #light lol. and acknowledging ur fave's wrongs or actions doesn't make u a hater #nor does it make this character bad evil mean or irredeemable #good characters (in my opinion) are nuanced and capable of good and bad and the in-between #the byIer fandom is such a culture shock for me the way tht it can be so like . rigid n sanitized n set in its own way sometimes abt #certain things. n tht isnt unique to us obviously but im used to being in fandoms where the 'ugly' is embraced #and here it's like NOPE 🙅‍♂️ NO NUANCE NO GRAY AREA EVERYONE IS PERFECT KIND GOOD N FAULTLESS 100% OF THE TIME N EVERYTHING #IN THE STORY IS EQUAL AND THE SAME AND THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE IN ANYTHING EVER N UR A SCUMBAG IF U POINT TO THE CANON SCENES #THAT SAY OTHERWISE 🔨🔫⛔️🚫👎🔇🚮🗑 #like ..... ok then. ... i gues. .s... #makes me wonder how u can appreciate the show in earnest if ur not acknowledging wht it shows u but ok . .. .

[seahydra]

💥 CATEGORY 5 LEVIATHAN MOMENT 🐍🔥💥⁉️

#ATARI.LUV #HI SORRY Sorry I ahve. Im havin.g. Im having #!!!!!!!!!! #Having a moment. #I reading one of his card stories and losing part of my psyche unfortunately. #HE'S SO CUTE. HE'S UNBEARABLY ADORABLE #My partner is the cutest thing in the entire worldddd Ohhhh yayyy my babygirl (<- if he heard me saying this he would attack me I think) #Sorry. I need to get it together. Anyway the card story was really cute except when the moment gotFUCKING INTERRUPTED AS USUAL!!!!!!!!!!!! #🐍🐍🐍🔊🔊🔇🔊🔊🔇🪴🌿🌿🦅🏢⛹‍♀️⛹‍♀️⛹‍♀️⛹‍♀️😭😭😳😭😭😭😭🦇 #🐍🦇

[haoreo]

wooooooo wanna be vulnerable to a stranger on the interneeeet

#there’s just so much bottled up in me and like idk just want my feelings validated #woo #i’ll sleep it off #lea shut up 🔇

[miulore]

Mukbang youtubers stress me out cause girl how are ur cholesterol levels are u ok?!?!??!

#++ #'i excercise a lot' GIRL what amoun of excercise and water could offset the amoun of food ur binging?!?!? #like it stresses me ouuuut🔇😭

[shxtodxroki]

God I'm gonna miss this place

#{🔇} - bee vents #like. im not saying that im gonna peak in high school or anything #but these past 4 years #especially my senior year #have been so fun #I met so many amazing people and Ive had so much fun #Im sitting in math rn cracking up and realizing that after monday ill never have this experience again #and an old friend contacted me today and gave me 2 really meaningful things even though we havent talked much in years #and another old friend and I have been in contact recently with graduation coming up #its just #all hitting me suddenly that all this amazing stuff is gonna end #idk how many of these people ill be able to keep in contact with even though I really want to #life just doesnt always work out and i know that but it doesnt make me any less sad #i still have one day left after today so im gonna try and enjoy it #i just got hit with all of this all of a sudden and i cried over it earlier even thiugh ive been trying not to cry about all of this yet #idk i feel like my thoughts are really jumbled #everythings just changing all at once and its really scary and hard to come to terms with #after monday ill never be a kid again. ill have college and real adult responsibilities #:/

[andy-clutterbuck]

#*Elena Fisher voice* Okay cowboy #Rick Grimes #* #rg #one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man #excuse me but The Nose™ #i don't remember what i was even trying to do when i made this instead??? #me @ me: 🔇 #man: *drinking whiskey* me: 👀👀👀👀 #no idea why #i do it with john wick too #rick with beer is also good but that hits different more domestic somehow #rick the gov could have poisoned that tho my dude #two guys walked into a bar and rick grimes killed them both #my babe Hot Suburban Dad At the Barbecue in the last gif #100% guaranteed to make you spill the potato salad when he strolls in #im going to blame all the allergy meds for the current state of my mind ok

[luvkun4]

y’all remember that post i reblogged that was talking about bf’s who don’t realize how big their dicks are & get all confused & pouty when you say you can’t take it or whatever ??? anyway that’s Beel

#& diavolo too probably but i wrote this thinking about beel #bc he comes off as more airheaded than diavolo #i think diavolo is aware of his size & therefore takes his time w you #whereas beel is like ‘wdym :( it’ll definitely fit’ #like he literally doesn’t understand why his literal monstercock is too big for your human body #[🔇] madi’s offline #[ obey me thirsts ] #yuh new tag 🤙🏼 #obey me!

[jerek]

Damn bitch is his music THAT bad the sons of polaris reblog did not get ONE note I didn't give him myself

#'Hear me out' 'No 🔇🤫'

[dirtyjvconfessions]

Jelly/obsessed accuser anon did not follow up, sad!

#j/o anon: UR ACTUALLY SOOOOO OBSESSED AND IN LOVE!!!1 AND JEALOUS AND UR MAD!!!1 #me: source?🎤 #j/o: anon: 🔇 #anyway send in more confessions