Just my Random thoughts today:
Me: “You know who thick asF”
Also Me: “a lot of mfers thick asf,”
“gimme a hint”
Me again: “He sits down for 90% of the time on one of his jobs”
“That's like 5 hints in one”
Back to me: “You gotta be talking about Keith Lee thick ass”
“Yooo that King 👑 is stacked asf”
Once more to me: “I wanna know bro glute routine”
Filthy me (jumps in): “I just wanna..”
Strict me (with the interception): “STOP 🚫 You a Bottom”
🤣💀🤣
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Marauders rated on kissing skill. Argue with the wall.
James: 8/10. He has full lips and knows how to use them but he gets excited sometimes and it gets messy
Remus: 9/10. He’s the Casanova for a reason. He was a natural for his first kiss with lily in 4th year and she made sure everyone knew
Sirius: 7/10. Pretends he knows what he’s doing but is in his head too much
Peter: 6/10. Very passive kisser. Extremely timid. Makes you wonder if he’s actually enjoying it but it’s not awful
Lily: 8/10. She check in with Marlene every few months to see if the score has improved. Platonically of course.
Mary: 8/10. Is extremely offended.
Marlene: 9/10. Tries to be humble and fails. “If you ever wanna practice…”
Dorcas: 8/10. Gets into it very quickly. She likes kissing for the sake of kissing. Plus her girlfriend is good at it.
Evan: 5/10 for his first kiss, has improved to an 8/10 with Bartys help. Similar to Peter but relaxes into it with time.
Barty: 10/10. Actually modest about it but everyone knows. Combination of natural talent and practice. Leaves your head spinning type of kiss. Loves biting
Regulus: 9/10. Barty was his first kiss and was a quick learner. Sirius hates this. James hates this. Evan hates this. Barty and Reg think it’s hilarious. Quiet confidence in his kissing, likes to take charge.
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