#bk nude

[thirstyvampyr]

An ode to Barry's ass

#barry keoghan #an ode to.. #bk movies #bk nude #bk shoots #getting jumpscared by that ass #barry's fat ass: an exhibit #Double cheeked up #on a Thursday afternoon #hella ass #the sun is still out #my nigga #it really says something when the dude is fully nude but all i can see is that ass #ill never shut up about it #i want it served on a plate hannibal style and motorboat it #biting chunks off it #i bet if you smacked it the shockwave would cause a tsunami in japan #really sad i cant grow a penis cuz id grab those cheeks firmly and dry hu- *gunshot*

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Q: I don’t need the Bailey Kay Superstar Social Media Special. Maybe an assistant, so I don’t miss out on a dope opportunity because my inbox is flooded with enthusiastic butterflies. BK: Aht Aht! This is not about the Hive! This is about the thirsties slipping and sliding into your dms. My butterflies know how to act. Q: Oh really?! BK: Yes really.

Q: That’s funny because… let me see… here… Yeah I definitely got nudes from… wildbutterfly and a sexybfly4liiiife with four i’s. BK: So we’re keeping messages with nudes now, Quinton??? Q: Damn. The government?? Penny, help! Penny: You two are hilarious. This is quality entertainment. Maybe we should reconsider the reality show. BK&Q: NO!

BK: What’s with the face sir? Are we boring you? Khalil: I’m just wondering when we’re gonna talk about the elephant in the room. BK: ( Shit. How does he know?? ) Penny: Khalil, now is not the time. We’re celebrating. Q: No, get it off your chest because you’re definitely killing the vibe.

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This was wordy so continue reading below…

Khalil: Look, I gave in with the residency decision, but I’m not rolling over on this retirement thing. I think it’s stupid and a huge fucking mistake. BK: Well damn. Khalil: I don’t get it B. You love this. Music is life. Performing is life. Your fans. All of it. Why would you stop now? BK: You’re right. I do love it. And music has been my life, but I’ve done it all. I’ve accomplished every one of my goals when it comes to being an entertainer. I’m ready to move on.

Khalil: This is crazy. You’re at the top of your game. Now is when you cement your legend status. All the greats are still recording and performing into their adult years, some even elders! BK: I hear you, but right now I just want to do things on my terms and time. I want to focus on my family. I want to help other artists make their dreams come true. Maybe even discover something else I love. Khalil: This industry moves fast. You know that. If you quit, there’s no guarantee you’ll get your spot back. Everyone will move on to the next hot thing. BK: I’m not worried about that. If I come back it will be out of love for the music. I don’t need to chase the fame and the top spot anymore.

Khalil: Did you forget about the 2 albums left on your contract? BK: No, I- Q: Are you really bringing up contracts right now?! Khalil: No one is listening to logic so yes I’m talking about legal obligations. Q: Clearly you didn't hear one thing she just said. You’re still only worried about what she can do for you.

Khalil: Q, stay in your lane. I don’t tell you how to do your job. Don’t tell me how to do mine. Q: Maybe you should think about something else other than the job. There is more to life. Khalil: Here you go with your speeches on family life. Focusing on the job got me, your wife and you the success you have now. You conveniently forget that. The family sim thing is for you. That’s great. But let me and B do what we do best and make sure we all stay winning. BK: It doesn’t have to be an either or situation. Both can be possible. Khalil: Retirement is not both. Retirement is quitting and that’s not the Global Superstar BK that I signed. It’s sounding like Bailey being influenced by Quinton.

Q: I don't like your tone. BK: Khalil, you’re about to cross a line and we really don’t have to go there. Khalil: I’m just being real because you two are not thinking straight. I swear you must be pregnant or something because that’s the only time you come at me with the home life work life balance shit. But even you two wouldn’t be that reckless.

*crickets*

Penny: Bailey… Khalil: Are you fucking kidding me?!

BK: We- Khalil: This is bullshit. I’m out. Penny: Khalil!

#that went well... #i know rebi is at the top of the list #but the line of sims unhappy with this pregnancy #will not be short #😩🥴 #I’m scared this is just the beginning #bklegacy #bklgen2 #bailey kay #quinton #penny pizzazz #khalil russell

[staceymcgillicuddy]

in the shape of a girl | art post

Word Count: 12,762 Archive Warnings: No archive warnings apply Rating:  Explicit Pairing(s): Chrissy Cunningham/Eddie Munson Character(s): Chrissy Cunningham, Eddie Munson Tags:  Alternate Universe - No Upside Down, Art school, Nude modeling, Artist Eddie Munson, Meet-cute, Fluff and smut, Cunnilingus, Vaginal sex, Post-coital cuddling, For once Jason is not the villain, It's some random guy Chrissy married and divorced, Chrissy Cunningham has a crush on Eddie Munson, Eddie Munson is soft for Chrissy Cunningham Summary: Eddie hadn’t thought about Chrissy in years. Then she walked out from behind that screen and stripped out of her robe as if she’d been doing it all her life, at which point he realized he’d never actually known her at all. Beta Reader: Not on Tumblr, but all credit to BK who has been beta-ing for me since the before time, in the long long ago :) Fantabulous art by @artgroves (Both characters have a nipple out in their respective pieces, use your own SFW judgment, friends) Fic by @staceymcgillicuddy

#hellcheer #eddie x chrissy #chrissy x eddie #edissy #chrissy cunningham #eddie munson #hellcheer fanfic #fanfic #hellcheer fanfiction #stranger things reverse big bang #strbb #big bang fic #in the shape of a girl

[johnrandbearartist]

tickling nude frieze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVY1By2O-bk

#February Blizzard

[the-good-spartan]

The Rites dedicated to Helen at Sparta

So I've been re-watching a section of the Bettany Hughes documentary about Helen of Sparta (here), and I just have thoughts that I have to let out, for the purposes of getting my own ideas in order.

I'm preparing to write a scene based on these rites, so they're uppermost in my mind right now.

This is my own transcription of what Hughes says in the documentary:

The Greeks told stories of how Helen would come to the banks of the Eurotas to dance all night with other young girls. Centuries later these dances were re-staged in some kind of attempt to capture the spirit of Helen. And we still have fragments of the poetry the girls sang together*. These rites are vital to understanding Helen's appeal. The gift she is giving the girls isn't beauty but what the Greeks call kharis[...] the root of our word charisma, and it can simply mean grace. But it also has an erotic connotation. By invoking the spirit of Helen, the young girls are learning to become charismatic, sexually aware, and certainly these rituals would have been highly charged affairs. They were [there] alone together all night, there was drinking, and torchlight, and they danced naked until dawn.

(* The maiden-song is at 31:15. As no source is provided in the documentary, I have yet to find the source itself. I will update this post should I find it. Another maiden-song can be read here, though.)

Point by point then:

I truly don't know why anyone would argue that beauty wasn't at least amongst the gifts the girls went to Helen for during these rites, even if that isn't mentioned explicitly in the few fragments of poetry we have to go on. To my knowledge, it's the only attested reason to worship her [Herodotus, Bk. 6.61.], so it's illogical to discount it.

To be clear, I don't speak Greek, modern or ancient, but everywhere I've looked, kharis is defined as grace predominantly, just as Hughes says, but wikipedia did give me the additional words beauty, elegance, and charm. The only place I could find reference to anything hinting at an overtly sexual definition (if you squint and look at 'attraction' with the eye of faith) was at the website Baring the Aegis, which is a website dedicated to modern Hellenic Polytheism.

There, it's said:

Kharis is an important word. It means everything from beauty to joy, delight, kindness, good will, grace, favor, benefit, boon, charm, attraction, appeal, elegance, gracefulness, pleasure, cheerfulness, wit, gratitude, thankfulness and gratification. It's the name of a Goddess as well; the Goddess of Grace and Beauty.

It feels like a stretch to imply that there's anything sexual about the gift of kharis in the specific setting of a group of young girls dancing together, even if there is an erotic undertone to that word in some instances... Unless, that is, we look at it the details of the rite as Hughes presents them purely through a modern western lens.

Suggesting that a group of young girls being naked together is inherently sexual is so western it slaps you in the face. It's quite obvious from our sources that nudity was acceptable at Sparta in a way that many modern scholars seem to find it very difficult to accept. I addressed this a little here, but in brief, for example - we're told that young girls exercised naked together - though scholars argue over it, the texts don't leave that open to interpretation - they use the same word for the girls' exercise as they do for the boys, literally, exercise in the nude. Girls are also said to have marched naked in public parades where the boys were present.

There's as good a grounds to suggest that everyone might have been naked in public fairly regularly, at least during the hotter months, as there is to suggest that your average Spartan would've found nudity inherently sexual, weird, uncomfortable, or especially gendered.

I don't for a second believe these girls would've been alone and unsupervised, when Sparta was to its core a surveillance state. No one went anywhere without being watched over - especially during the classical period when there was the ever-present danger of helot uprisings. They were hardly likely to allow a group of young girls into the night without any guardians going with them. If nothing else, surely there would've been priestesses/female elders to guide the girls on what was required to ensure the rites were executed correctly and to the satisfaction of the gods/Helen herself.

Further to that - the idea that drinking wine implies 'something sexual is bound to happen' is also misguided, in my opinion. It's incredibly unlikely that the girls would've been drinking enough to get drunk, when even Spartan men were debarred from drinking to excess. Even if we assume they hadn't drunk wine before, which may or may not have been true, they aren't going to be falling down in a wine induced orgy after a shared kylix.

And torchlight being sexy? That's like saying when we flick on the light switch in modern times, sex must be on the cards. It was literally just their lighting.

So yeah. I just think this is one of those examples of a scenario that should be labelled fantasy rather than fact and perhaps not be inserted into a documentary without more preamble. Of course my version is much less exciting - but unfortunately, reality (at least as much as we can reconstruct it now) tends to be like that when you go looking for it, especially where Sparta is concerned.

[Also, I am once again putting this into the cosmos: documentary makers should be required to site their sources. If a YouTube essayist can do it, so can they.]

#history #sparta #spartan history #ancient sparta #spartan women #bettany hughes #The Ancient World Helen of Troy #youtube #helen of sparta #helen of troy

[satoruyes]

well this is awkward..

bk x reader

summary: you didn’t realize mina had company before leaving your room, half naked.. 😟 (gn!reader for the most part) (extremely suggestive) (this is so old just now posting)

m.list | navi

being roommates with mina was a comfortable arrangement. she was so bubbly and comforting, even since high school. so walking around your shared apartment half naked made neither you nor her uncomfortable so that’s why when you walked out of your designated room with nothing but skin-tight boy shorts and a skimpy tank top you didn’t even bat an eye and neither did mina.

maybe you should’ve put two and two together when you saw all the snacks mina had layed out on the counter and figured she was having company. but nope you just assumed your bestie was loading herself up. “ouuu popcorn.” you said grabbing a handful and stuffing your face. “heyyyy don’t eat it all,” mina whined. You laughed and say, “fine okay.” while groaning at her greed.

you went back to your room and popped in your airpods putting your playlist on shuffle. you danced around your room a bit, scrolled on Instagram, watched people's stories and even sang a bit. about 2 hours passed when you felt a growing hunger growing in your stomach. you figured mina wouldn’t mind sharing her snacks, but your thirst came first. you made your way to the kitchen airpods still in your ears.

you open the fridge grabbing out a carton of apple juice. and reaching to grab a glass from the top cupboard. reaching up causing your shirt to rise, revealing the small of your back. “your back is showing sweetheart” katsuki says. the deep voice startles you and you turn around shocked to see katsuki standing there, watching you. you take out an airpod “bakugou what’re you doing here” you ask. mina knew you found him attractive, that little shit. “it’s katsuki to you, last names’ to formal ‘nd it’s movie night and mina’s hostin’ it” he says, his eyes trailing down your body. “fuck my life” you mutter. katsuki chuckles a bit, clearly scornful of himself.

“cute pajamas.” he says. and that’s when you realize.. you half nude infront of him. you shuffle to the island counter in a attempt to hide you bottom half. “thanks.” you say very unenthusiastically. he grins and gets up to makes his way over to you. grabbing the cup you were after earlier. he places the cup down and walks over to you.

and he gets so personal you can feel his ragged breaths on your nose. he positions his index finger under your chin and lifts your face up to look into his vermillion eyes. “there you go sweetheart.” he then brushes his thumb against your lips, still looking you in your eyes. putting the tip of his thumb in your mouth. you took the initiative to swivel your tongue around his thumb. making him blink hard at you in your sudden boldness.

he then places a soft peck on your lips. then another and another. before it turns into a kiss. the two of you are swapping tongues and he raises you and place you on the counter. lowering his kisses down to your neck and your shoulders and then your arms. “we should take this to your room.” he declares, now groping anything he could.

“yea, we should,” you say while running your hands through his blonde locks.

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this is like 3months old but idk what else to post..

#lulawrites #katsuki bakugou #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #bitch this shit sucks ass stop judging me #new post later i swear it’ll be better

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[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

I WANT ELLI0T PG 2 PURSU3 MOI BOTTOM HALF CUZ MOI DAD DIED

SUUUPPPPPppPPpppPPPP H0MEZZ n THEYZ N ITZ N HE HIMZ.. dissh week has been SPRING BREAK n it GOTzz meh missin vanessa hudgenzz N moi 12 YR OLD SPIRAL / ADDICTION when Her sMHExyy nudes got l33ked . but als0 that era cuz obvvv. i DO NOT mean 2 sound lik a pervert butt my best fwend defzz has been dressin ALOT lik minni3 m0use but the sexy version w n0 gloves n no bra no panties n Holes EXposed. ... . . .

i luv having SHARED SOCIAL ANXIETY b4 a bday partyyyY so we all sit on thA Stoop A Block away from the actual club venuee the bdAY partyzz at n do K n contemplate the nxt step /nxtt club hOp n blah blah blah wee wanna avoid takin a car w some randozz at tha other 1 cuz meh. SHARED SOCIAL ANXIETY... WE R ALL CONNECTED IN THE URETHA OF A UNIVERSAL VAGINA MONOLOGUE ... speaking of Daatttt i LUV POETRY READINGZZ at my grASSy KNOLL w sexy weed tht i KANT smoke cuz thts GONNA GIBB MEH AN ANXIETY ATTACK but dere is DEFZZ sum sexy moss from KATE MOSS QUEEN.. n being fahsionablyy l8 to it cuz u were lowkeY maybE highkey having sex for the 5th time in a row in just a day . I LOVE RICE WITH PIGEON PEAZ. N SPAM. ;D

iyam running out of KEWPIE MAYONAOUSE n i am ALSO running out of moi h0use in the name of FAMILY N FRIENDSHIP N COMMUNITYYyyy JUST 2 Make Sure I show support down tha bl0ck to moi fwenddd speakin at purgatory n when i runningg up tha stairs they hear moi runningg up tha stairss in moi platformzz n tell every1 on stage they hear meh by my loud big shoes cuz moi shoes r as big as the size of moi COCK 8=D . n i unintentionally meet someone moi partner asked out on a date twice n got NO both of those timez.. ;]

my TOes n neck n back crack every hour N I dink it meanzz im lik anemic and also hot n sexy cuzz i DOLLZKILLL COMMENTED ON MOI IG PIC OF MEH GOIN VROOM VROOM IN A SHMEXY RED N BLACK [MOI COLORZZ] UBER OMWW 2 A LEASING OFFICE MGMTT COMPANY IN BK WHEERE A HATIAN WOMAN SLUT SHAMED MEH 4 WEARIN LEGGINGS AS A SHIRT N MY NIPPLE PIERCING NIPPLES WERE EXPOSEDDD. but DOLLZKILL WERE LYKEE ASKIN FOR MEH TO PICK THEM UP . LIKE OMFGGGGG.. . .. ask meh 2 ModEL for u IN CALI OR SOMETHING SO I KAN FINALLY B FAMOUS N LIVE OUT MOI 10TH HOUSE FAME N POWER N INFLUENCEEEEEEEE.

i luv GOIN ALL DA WAY TO STATEN ISLAND 2 C INDONESIAN BAND PLAY DRUMZ WITH SWISS CHEEZE SYMBALSS. ;] dating a pisces is cray cuz they cRY rite when they wake up n rite after sexx n rite when u mak them coffee in da morningzz cuz they r BBYZZZZZZZ ;D

gODDDD I RLY WANNA TRAVEL ALREADYY N MAKE UP MOI MIND AB MOI CAREERR CUZZ honestly GETTIN BANNED OFF LEX TWO DAYZZ AGO WUZ KINDA THA PEAK OF MOI EXISTENCE . I Hav nVr gotten bANNED b4 but i mean tha last 2-3 reports i had on mOI account were COMPLetely normal in moi opinion i dink it defzz just wuz lik a miscommunication ab mEH wanting to throw handzz n fight this stupid bitch from henrietta hudson , explaining dat i YAM da plug with a sweet potato yam emoji , n als0 wanting 2 start a support group kalled TboyHorsedicktrauma support group 101 . iDK why ppl think im such a threat. i just look mean but im uwu BABY AF...

i luvv plannin 2 fuck at a public playground n then moi planzz fallin thru cus there 2 many KIDDOZZ out so i buy 8 dollarr cup of coffee then uber 2 moi best fwendzz rooftop to just hav seggs there in a slutty sailor outfit . ;] i THINK moi heart is also growing more n more for kuromi as i accumulate more n more thingzz of her now esp cuz i hav a baby wipe make up wipe case of HEr, more socks , a sweater hand made of her face via eyelits n safety pinzz n spikes n studzz n i actually realized i DO likee working in an office w 3 earth signs n a dog n 1 of those earth signs is also a life coach who also speaks ab body positivity [ always makes comments ab my 'petite frame and long legs'] but fat shames herself n shelly duvall n also spendzz alot of time investigating if ariana grande is actually anoreixicc. MUYYY INTERESANTEEEE N TRIGGERING LOL ;D

ITS ALMOST MERCURYRETROGRADE N I HOPE MY EX'S CUM BACK 2 MEH . WELL NOT AL LLL. just one that blocked meh in january thtt wusnt rly moi ex just a situationship that actually damaged my mental health a lot N HAD meh Convinecdd I HAD a p3RSONAality disorder but nO im just chariasmatic n LIke to feed into my partners keyboard typing fast kink.

I WISH I CULD FALL INTO A PUDDLE N NVR HAV TO GET UPP CUZ IM SO TIRED N SLEEPYY N BORED CUZ IM COMIN OFF OF A MDMA MOLLYYYYYYYY I SHULDNT HAV TAKEN I SHULD HAV KEPT CUZ IM SELLIN DEM N U DONT GET HI OFF UR OWN SUPPLY DATZ WHUT IT SAYS IN CRACK AMENDMENTZZ 101 ;[ i h8 being financially abused n then crying ab it while eating chiggen skewerzz n pad thai at klom klorm. i luv being a brat n also singing rly rly rly rly rly rly rly loud in my bedroom floor while making the bushwick version of goodnite moon w patchwork quilt fleece tht keeps faling aaprt actually cuz i didnt hav anymore glue sticks for the hot glu gun then it just rly all fell apart n it looked ugly n defz wuz not tha type of gift i wanted 2 giv out n also hav it b seen as something i believ kan be representative at all of moi as an artist or somethang. ;[

i stg if moi crushess dont get back 2 meh in a more timely mannner n actually wanna go on datez then ima hit up the trak teeam that came over the other week 2 Tylerz n ask them to take off their shirts for meh while they sweat in their david bowie clown make up n then talk ab giving each other orgiezz n accusing meh of being a lesbian which is not an accusation at AALLLLZZZZ.

im NOT CUNT AS MUCH AS I WANT 2 B CUZ IM INSECURE N SAD N KIND OF LIK THE EQUIVALENT TO A JELO GELATIN . BUT i luv u all n i need hugs cuz this mdma made meh throw up after seeing a musician at SOBS play the flute . im sad af but at least i took slutty pix in applebeezz N made a bonfire after asking strangerzz 4 they fire starter with puppydogeyezz n a pudding cup.!!:3

luv u

rennyxcx [ like charli but renny bc im obsessed n my hyperfixation on unlock it by charlixcx has been an autistic obsession the last 4 months also with soundcloud . DUH ]

[chrancecriber]

Radio SunLounge Romania (April 04, 2023)

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Lady Alma - Jah Is Watching You 22:37 Nordgroove - Epicly 22:32 Nina Simone - Black Is The Color Of My True Love's Hair (Jaffa Remix) 22:28 Smoove & Turrell - The Difference 22:23 Michael E - Love Bomb 22:20 Opensouls - In Your Hands 22:14 Re Lounge - Fast Love 22:14 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 22:08 Jens Buchert - Octalimbo 22:01 Michael E - Magic Carpet Ride 21:54 Under The Sun - Waves Of The Sun 21:49 Mozart - Burdened No More 21:43 Schwarz & Funk - Keep On (Remastered) 21:40 Lemongrass - Elements 21:34 Afterlife - Falling 21:31 Riccardo Eberspacher - Osiride 21:30 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 21:26 Alien Cafe - Veil Of The Sunlight (Original Mix) 21:20 M. 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Umal) 16:24 Cantoma - Paloma (Mudds Slender Loris Mix) 16:16 York With Nathan Red & Kim Sanders - How Did I Fall In Love 16:12 Jens Buchert - Les Alpes 16:07 Off Town Music - Haiti Sunrise (Nu Cool Version) 16:02 Xerxes & Phoenix - Silence Arise 15:59 Irene Love - Lounge Chair 15:54 Melorman - Behaviour (Melorman Remix) 15:50 Michael E - That Feeling 15:46 Marga Sol - Tocca Me 15:42 Bes & Meret - La Danse (Florito Mix) 15:38 Palma Players - Velvet Sky 15:37 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 15:33 Hooverphonic - One (Sven Galy's Flemish Shuffle) 15:31 Belloq - De Longpre 15:27 Moca - Funky Plüsch 15:23 At The Eleventh - Venice Beach Girls (Springbreak In The Hotel Californa Mix) 15:16 Albert St. Barth - Aqua Del Mar (Original Mix) 15:13 Ivan Nasini, Danilo Gariani - Albatros (Original Mix) 15:08 Billy Paul Williams - Desert Moon 15:02 Lemongrass - Deep River (Eskadet Remix) 14:57 Mariella Narvaez - All Night 14:50 Eskadet - Solitudes Feat. Amethyste (1:00 Am Mix) 14:44 Lazy Hammock - One Of Those Days 14:39 Naoki Kenji - My Destiny Rmx 14:39 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 14:35 Urban Phunk Society - De Janeiro 14:31 Brass - Breeze 14:27 Andrea Cardillo - A Night In Goa (Original Mix) 14:20 Sunset Session Group - Soulsalicious 14:16 Catching Flies - Silver Linings 14:11 Reve De Cabaret - Trust Me 14:06 Cullera - Sun And Sea (Balearic Breeze Chillout Mix) 14:01 Riccardo Eberspacher - Freedom Feat. Glove 13:55 Xemplify - Always You 13:51 Stepo Del Sol - Sunday Morning Coffee 13:47 Der Waldläufer - Flores 13:40 Sweet Velvet - In My Dreams 13:34 Jurij Gianluca Ricotti - I Need You (Original Mix) 13:29 Kosta Rodrigez - Soul 2 Sell (Boosanova Chill Mix) 13:23 Groove Armada - Paris 13:18 Airily - Harmonize (Original Mix) 13:13 Nikonn - Inside 13:08 Christos Fourkis - If You Love Me 13:05 Tycho - Japan (Feat. Saint Sinner) 13:01 Vincenzo - Today 13:01 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 12:56 Man In A Room - Brave This Moment 12:51 Lignin - Come Home 12:47 Jeremy Russell - Rainforest 12:41 Depeche Mode - Useless (K&d Session) 12:40 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 12:36 Chillo - Chillo Three - Lounge Mix 12:31 Fous De La Mer - Stars And Fishes 12:28 Waldeck - Make My Day 12:23 Stefano Mastronardi - It's Lounge Time 12:18 Sunyata Project - Sudden Moments (Extended Mix) 12:12 Max Waves - Reflections (Feat Pixieguts) 12:06 Kusuma Orchestra - A Glittering Mosaic 12:00 The Dream Catchers - Flower Of Spring (Suntheca Lounge Mix) 11:55 Michael E - Clouds 11:52 Randy Seidman, Rogerio Jardim, Tommy Cunningham - Come Back To Me (Original Mix) 11:47 Funkstar De Luxe - Tell Me Why 11:43 Belt Of Jupiter - Bar Del Mar (Downbeat Cut) 11:38 Surfgreenstrat - Look Into The Sky (White Beach Mix) 11:31 Andreas - The Outlands 11:27 Waldeck - Get Up Carmen 11:23 Madrid De Los Austrias - Mas Amor 11:17 Redlounge Orchestra - Liquid Cool 11:12 Weathertunes - Naked Lunch (Original Mix) 11:10 Olivia Broadfield - Silence 11:08 Haiti (Interlude) - Gaelle 11:02 Bonobo - The Keeper 10:57 Sandra - The Art Of Love 10:53 Lorenzo Al Dino & Deep Josh Feat. Cope - Lullaby (Deep Josh Into The Lounge Mix) 10:47 Xemplify - I-'m Tired (Acoustic Mix) 10:42 Tim Angrave - Positivism 10:37 Lindsey Williams, Michael E - Andiamo 10:33 Vienna Dc - Dope Control 10:29 Dj Maretimo - Sky Sprinter (Smooth Operator Mix) 10:23 Fresh Moods - Solarcell 10:17 Green Lemon - Voz Interior (Meditation Mix) Feat. Magica Fe 10:13 Luke - Heaven's On Fire 10:07 Airstream - Land Of Dreams (Escape Mix) 10:06 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 10:01 Kama - Incanto D'amor 09:56 Sofa Groovers - I Feel Love 09:51 Chillwalker - A Dream Comes True (Red Horizon Mix) 09:45 Jane Maximova - Only 09:45 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 09:41 Beach Hoppers - Top Of The World 09:37 Martin Liege - Doin It (Original Mix) 09:33 John South - Working Late 09:29 Paul Hardcastle - Dancing Galaxies 09:23 Dab - The Blues 09:18 Perfect Sin - Mamadi 09:11 Rey Salinero - Mystique Sets 09:07 Sofa Groovers - I Feel Love 08:50 Merlion - Chillin Nightflight (Original Mix) 08:38 Vargo - Goodbye Is A New Beginning 08:34 Terrace Chillerz - These Golden Fields (Ibiza Smooth Sax Mix) 08:27 Kaledj - Summer In Love 08:21 Jens Buchert - Melange Electrique 08:20 Blue Wave Ft. Sarah Chris - Heaven 08:09 Smoke City - Underwater Love 08:06 2raumwohnung - Sasha (Sex Secret) 07:59 Vibrasphere Feat. Iz - Tierra Azul (Vocal Version) 07:55 P.m.fm - Nice 07:50 Hacienda - Sabor 07:45 Matthew Kramer - I Want You Back (Feat. Liv) 07:40 Roberto Sol - Tomorrow (Extended Mix) 07:36 Lemongrass - Riddle (Feat. Jane Maximova) 07:32 Perfect Sin - Raindrop 07:25 Miriam Kappert - Remember This Time 07:20 Above & Beyond, Zoe Johnston - Falling 07:14 Coastline - Adriatic Sea 07:09 Moon Patrol - Low Orbit (Airflow Cut) 07:03 Weathertunes - Parfum De La Provence (Original Mix) 06:59 Club Turquoise - Awakening (Original Chill) 06:54 Naoki Kenji - Modern Unreal (With Pat Appleton) 06:49 Hotplay - Turn Around (Guitar Del Mar Mix) 06:46 Sonic Company - Hide (Remix) 06:41 Klangstein - Run 06:37 Jazazamor - Tonight 06:31 Razoof Feat. Lady Alma - Jah Is Watching You 06:28 Garden City Movement - Slightly All The Time 06:24 Luke - Heaven-'s On Fire 06:21 Lemongrass - Water People 06:17 Krystian Shek - Too Much Thinking (Katoey Cut Mix) 06:12 Arrojas - Over The Past Year 06:12 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 06:07 Smooth Deluxe - My Sunny Day 06:02 8barz - Look In Your Eyes - Guiddo Remix 05:57 Conjure One - Sleep 05:52 The Man Behind C. - Wherever I Go 05:51 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 05:45 Rapossa - The Ocean Inside (Original Mix) 05:40 Lemongrass - Wherever You Go 05:35 El Segundo - Blue Marlin (Juan Padilla Serve Chilled Remix) 05:30 Plastyc Buddha - Personal Faith 05:29 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 05:26 Waldeck - No One Here... 05:21 Merge Of Equals - Hot Rain 05:18 Aquilo - It All Comes Down To This 05:12 Jens Buchert - Reflections 05:08 Velvet Lounge Project - Contigo 05:02 Green Lemon Feat. Magica Fe - 11 O'Clock (The Man Behind C. Edit) 04:56 Trillian Miles - Don-'t Cry 04:48 Dido - Worthless 04:45 Nickodemus - Endangered Species (Feat. Marcelino Galan) 04:40 Bajka - The Beaver-'s Lesson (Mop Mop Jamaica Aroma Remix) 04:35 Audio Elastique - Here And Now (American Flute Mix) 04:30 Vernon, Matthew Kramer - Sunshine (Louie Chandler Remix) 04:29 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 04:23 Guenter Haas - Alone But Never Lonely (Original Mix) 04:20 Marga Sol - Cafe Del Amor 04:14 Naoki Kenji - Mainichi Pia 04:10 Mandalay - Beautiful (7″ Canny Mix) 04:10 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 04:06 Charly Mclion Feat. Julita Elmas & Susannah Mavis - Open Sky 04:01 4 My Roots - Chillwalker 03:55 Logophilia - Pod Of Dolphins 03:50 Bobby Deep - The Story Of My Life 03:49 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 03:45 Moondust - I Feel Love (Feat. Misal) 03:40 Hossegor - Sunshine Blues (Golden Sun Remix) 03:35 James Bright - Low 03:31 Leona Lewis - Private Party (Gregers Lounge Mix) 03:26 Eriq Johnson & Movox Feat. Marga Sol - Noname Story (Original Mix) 03:21 Charlie North - Wholoo 03:15 Lemongrass - Feel Good 03:10 Cesar Martinez Ensemble - Sem Tensao 03:05 Roberto Sol & Chris Le Blanc Feat Ines - Ahora 03:01 Michael E - Dont Stop 02:56 Remote - Postcard 02:52 Fobee - Broken Glass 02:52 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 02:48 Frame By Frame - Out Of Norway 02:42 Climatic - Left 02:37 Kaxamalka - Backdrops (Original Mix) 02:32 Dave Ross - Journey In A Space Tube 02:32 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 02:29 Mashti & Jean Von Baden - Love & Happiness (The Remix) 02:24 Openzone Bar - Kamome (Feat. Airily) 02:19 Marga Sol - Come & Love Me 02:16 Il Greco - Nippon Horn 02:12 Velvet Lounge Project - Contigo (Dj Sleeptalker Remix) 02:08 Chris Le Blanc Feat. Liz June - Enjoy Your Life 02:03 Collioure - Timeless Pulse 01:59 Orbitell - Dive (Ibiza Beach Mix) 01:54 Olivia Broadfield - Say (State Azure Mix) 01:48 Christian Hornbostel Feat. Sarah Chris - Looking Back On Tomorrow 01:43 Groovecatcher - Cafe De La Plage 01:37 Lounge Jam - Mistery 01:28 Farida - Entao Eu Vou 01:22 Michael E - Shadows & Light (Original Mix) 01:18 Liquid Motion - Silent Running 01:15 Tosca - Lone Ranger 01:10 Vargo - Goodbye Is A New Beginning 01:06 Newton Feat. Twila.too - New Beautiful Life 01:00 Baghira - El Capricho 00:55 Max Melvin - All Fades 00:48 Sunyata Project, Chris Le Blanc - Journey To Mandurai (Extended Mix) 00:41 Max Sedgley - Life's A Beach 00:36 Mads Arp Feat. Julie Harrington - Alive 00:35 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 00:26 Castlebed - Cold Moves (Original Mix) 00:22 Peter Pearson - This Way To A Dream 00:19 Jp-juice - Shogun (Jp-juice Remix) 00:18 Jingle - Radiosun.ro 00:12 Jurij Gianluca Ricotti - I Need You (Original Mix) 00:05 Ambitus - Answers 00:00 Lisa Shaw - When I

#Radio SunLounge Romania #Chillout #Lounge #Downtempo #Ambient #Trance #2023 #April 2023

[decendingfromgrace]

Imagine being in a figure drawing class or part of a program where you draw models and BK is your main volenteer. Getting to see him pose nude for you once a week and you’re supposed to stare?! A blessing. That is until he catches your gaze. It’s innocent enough. You are drawing him and he is supposed to be drawn. But it’s how you both are looking at each other. His gaze is so hot that you’d think you’re the one splayed out on the still life stand.

Oh he’d be a menace to. Purposefully facing you most days in such provocative poses. His legs wide, head back. Or his sides twist in such a way the contours on his ribs catch the light. His thighs flex with each shift. His wide shoulders and powerful back ripple as he moves during the break and he knows it. You barely get anything done you’re in awe. You’ve drawn each part of his body, practically memorized it, and he finds it unfair.

He cornered you one day. It’s afterwards and your packing up, he just got back to redressing and he sees his chance. Practically snarled how he thinks it’s unfair how you get to see him naked everyday but he never gets the privilege of seeing you. You bite back and eventually find yourself on the still life. Bk in your usual spot getting to witness you in your glory and he realizes just how fucking amazing this class is.

#soooo guess what I just got done with #observational drawing is a bitch #but if I got to draw HIM everyday???? #dude I’m getting there early and leaving late #bk #I was thinking of a college setting but there are programs outside of school that do these kind of programs

[thirstyvampyr]

Female gaze Objectifying Joe

8/10 things I love about Mammal

#mammal 2016 #barry keoghan #rachel griffiths #joe walsh #margaret #bk movies #bk nude

[nevertheless-moving]

i was Not expecting the timeline of the last point. this venerable peaceful space monk general Sith killer silver fox whose been showing a slutty little slice of collarbone for his whole repressed space monk life was out here recording greatest hits of queen - when? while back flipping through helping liberate a planet and using his funds to save the clones and idk, probably nursing a kitten at the same time. the clone who took a whole bunch of holos while he was the general goes from a respectable number of followers on space twitter and space youtube to being able to quit his job and move to a better house on social media revenue alone

yeah everyone is more than welcome to imagine their own public reveal version, I certain revolve many possible scenarios around in my head, many cakes and all that!

but 1) I get a certain delight in imagining full on Alec Guiness Obi-Wan being forced to deal with the absurd backstory that Obi-Wan has in this universe and also low key Ewan Mcgregor Obi-Wan's leaked nudes (sometimes you think of your best ideas in the shower! the data files were encrypted!! he managed to keep it a secret for over 30 fucking years, he really wasn't expecting a break-in at this point!!!! If there was going to be a break-in, he would have thought they would go for his military intelligence datapad!!!!! but nOOOOO)

just, like. B.K fans surrounding the temple and throwing their space panties at physically 58, mentally 81 year old Obi-Wan who is deeply done with this shit and too old to be climbing out the back window of Dex's, but is doing so anyway.

and 2) he feels someone walking over his grave just before the news starts to break. later he assumes this is because, you know, fuck. But us the audience can revel in the fact that this is just about when he joined the force in the original timeline

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at any point that the reveal happens there are so many brains breaking because, as you already pointed out but it still bears repeating, Obi-Wan is ABSURDLY mary-sue in this au. someone does timelines and is like okayokay so he went. directly that photo where he's kindof smudged with charcoal and in a tank top carrying orphans,, he flew DIRECTLY from that to the studio and recorded good old fashioned lover boy?? two foundational moments of my sexual awakening?.?? ALRIGHT i'm just. I'm just gonna need a minute here. i'm just gonna look up real quick—oh fuck he's aged well, of course he's aged well he lives on coruscant, we don't have weather. oh fuck. oh fuck i guess i'm doing this. guess i'm going to the jedi temple. i'm a devoted father of three but i'm never gonna forgive myself if i don't at least TRY to shoot my shot.

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And fuck yes a bunch of the clones who served right alongside him knew for a fact that he was BK and quite a few more strongly suspected what with the GAR footloose and private concerts/talent shows/music lessons/whatnot. No one was going to tell, obviously, even putting aside how much they owe Obi-Wan, there's how much they owe B.K, and they were literally bred for loyalty.

Buuut that doesn't mean they didn't have. some holos of commander kenobi shirtless and strumming. some holovids of the commanders humming to himself. Anakin playing air drums that you can inexplicably hear. the two of them jamming together on what sounds like an early version of Whatever It Takes.

something for a rainy day, or maybe retirement, if the news ever breaks—well—these might be worth something someday...

#star wars #ask #my au #star wars au #pop star wars au #stone soup #star wars au no 3 #long post

[ladybugsimblr]

simshaderoom We had to put down our second plate of turkey and mashed potatoes to deal with this one y’all. Apparently D-Lo wanted to add some spice to our Harvestfest dinners. He allegedly posted nude photos of Bailey Kay that he claims she sent to him while on tour. The pics were only up for about 20 minutes before Simstagram received enough reports to shut down his page. Unfortunately that was enough time for the photos to spread across social media sites. D-Lo says his page was hacked and he did not receive or post the pictures. No word from Bailey Kay or her team. Swipe for the pics. 

d-lo 2 PLEASE TAKE THIS DOWN!!! My page was hacked. BK never sent me these pics. I would never disrespect the queen by posting anything like this. And y’all know she don’t play about her marriage and her fam. IT WASN’T ME!

rubberbandshan I actually believe d-lo. He is not that dumb. And you’re making it worse re-posting! Take this down. Calling all B-Flys! Report anyone you see posting the pics. We can’t leave our Queen out here like this. 

bflyhive Agreed. Please Report! This is terrible. 

BKforever BK is slaying in these nudes tho. But yes report and get them off the internet. 

MizuMusic WOooww. Is this your queen?!?! 😂😂😂 At least I get paid for my nudes. Just sad. 

rubberbandshan MizuNeverAnyMusic Please!! Now is not the time. I wouldn’t be surprised if you were actually behind something as evil as this. You’re going to jaaaiiiiillllll. Periodt. 

SimsAgainstBK Disgusting behavior. I knew something like this would happen bc she’s always dressed like a nasty sim. Why would you take pics like this anyway? Shame. 

rubberbandshan For herself? For her husband?! Judging from your photos we can see that you can’t relate. Move along!

stan this was not supposed to happen. i’m sorry.

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*simshaderoom removed the pictures, but as we know they can always be found. post with censored pics under the cut. 

all the pixel parts... just out there for the world. so sorry b. 😞🥴

#always feel free to add your sim's comments #mizuki said let's try to kill two birds with one stone #this is definitely war #and the hive runs deep #so good riddance midooki #someone check on d-lo #he innocent #simshaderoom #bklegacy #bklgen2 #bailey kay #deangelo bolton #mizuki #rubberbandshan

[parcai]

Why don't you like julian? /gen

i don't want 2 get super into it bc his stans are INSANE tbh. ppl who just like him r chill lol but some ppl r almost as obsessive as he is. i'm just gonna highlight a few points

slut shames shamelessly. many many examples but the one making my blood boil most rn is his comment abt tessa being "unfaithful" for meeting jem on blackfriar's bridge while married 2 will in that special edition. i stg he's always running his mouth abt shit he doesn't even know

possessiveness. many examples again. actually that's the case for everything here. i wouldn't judge a character based off one moment. one example: him getting all mad at mark for changing in emma's room when she wasn't even there lol they weren't even dating. fans always excuse this behavior 2 bc emma loves him but like lol...still doesn't make it okay bro

creepy. i enjoyed him more as a kid when he was just friends w emma but tbh even from then there was smth a little weird abt him. like for example the paintings he HIDES UM??? it'd b fine if he just hid a few bc he had a crush...not him having a whole studio hidden away w paintings (some nude) of emma...red flag.

"nice guy." there's a lot written abt him as a family man, but tbh there's only a handful of examples of that. (didn't know making pancakes 4 the fam one time singlehandedly solved sexism dhjkdshgkg) almost everything he does for his family he has 2 run by emma bc they're codependent as fuck. like him almost leaving the blackthorn manor behind if emma didn't want to? plus he's always trying 2 control the way his siblings act, which is especially problematic w autistic ty, but in general w everyone. he's only a few yrs older, and i get he helped raise them (supposedly) as a kid, but they're grown now so. dk who he thinks he is.

nice guy pt 2. ppl always praise him for being some revolutionary gender stereotype breaking guy but tbh all their examples r just julian being violent for some reason. it's not as progressive as u think it is.

highkey aggressive, just not in a typical way. he's always scaring emma (literally that's quoted a few times) + doesn't give a shit. always snapping abt kit herondale who has literally never done anything wrong ever + is just a kid in comparison to julian. that part when julian is like "you broke up w my brother in front of everyone! who is next, ty?" sir ty is like 15. always a dick to mark. i get it, u r angry he left u behind to take care of the kids. valid. he's holding onto this for too long, mark is trying, ur annoying me.

manipulative. not in a fun way. in a manipulating my gf and my friends and my fam. i love anti heroes. i can't get behind this shit tho. i need 2 root for the character first + i haven't gotten that yet. his over the top love confessions r kinda fucked up bc of how frequent they r. ur a child dude. i get that shadowhunters believe in marrying early + everything but it's just...it's uncomfortable the way he does it

SIDE NOTE: this is more anti fandom than anti julian blackthorn but it's weird as fuck the way y'all justify julian being the best love interest in tsc just bc he got laid in bk 1...um...

i think it's just sad 2 me in general. anyone who knows me knows i'm an absolute whore for morally grey characters. but that's the key--GREY. u need a good balance + u just don't find that in julian. he had a great premise... a soft painter who is absolutely ruthless for his family? excellent, beautiful, outstanding.

truth is, cassie's just labelled him morally grey 2 make teenage girls fall in love w him. if his face wasn't apparently attractive or whatever, i promise half of u wouldn't like him. the whole point of moral greyness is to do both good + bad but she, and thus the fandom, always lauds what a soft perfect boy he is, thus completely eradicating the point of moral greyness in the first place.

tldr: the fandom is so far up julian's ass that they can't admit he's extremely poorly written + thus probably highly unlikable irl

#anti julian blackthorn #julian blackthorn #do not wish 2 impose my beliefs upon others. #if u like him then that's fine lol <3 i just don't + i'm sick of ppl glorifying him and pretending like he's perfect bc even if u like #him he's NOT + that's kinda the POINT OF CREATING CHARACTERS #😭 #tda #tsc #anon #answered #long post #where is sari i wanna know how much she agrees/disagrees w this #hopefully u c this bro <3 #sarah tag

[loveisthemostimportantthingever]

somehow managed to kiss a long time crush unexpectedly this weekend, just hours after bein bk in tx :,0 heheh. pic of how i want to send any nude from here on out

[lanamemories2]

rides onto the dash nude n on horseback like this pic of sam way. oh fancy seeing u here.......... im impeccably tensed our entire exchange. buns like steel cld crack a nut open between them. i’m nai n it’s so nice to meet u all!!!! i’m one of the admins here (josefine frida pettersen on the main) n i’m so Excited 2 get things going........... some facts abt me r i sometimes hv a witch’s cackle, i once drunkenly swung frm a tree branch pretending to b tarzan n fell n grass stained my fav jeans at 4 in the morning n i lov spicy food despite the fact it mkes me sweat like a hog in the sun. more abt lana under the cut!!! also like this or hmu if u wna plot n her pinterest is here n playlist is here 👺🌚

「kristine froseth & cis-female」⇾ jameson , lana, the junior radcliffe student’s records show that she is a gemini and 22 years old. she is studying dance, living in off campus and can be vivacious, passionate, childish & impulsive. when i see her i am reminded of stepping out in the cold wearing just a red slip, lipstick on a stranger’s throat, a bumper sticker on the back of a convertible cadillac that says ‘SCRAPPY DOO IS A FILTHY SLUT’. ⇽「nai & 23 & gmt & she/her.」

AESTHETICS:

scalding your fingers in shower water until they glow like rudolph’s nose, cherry red gym socks tugged high and nothing else, stepping out in the cold wearing just a red slip, an origami swan made from an old receipt, tickling a stranger’s chin with the end of a feather boa, crowning each finger with a miniature raspberry, hugging a knee close to lick a stripe of fruit juice off a bruise there, doodling penises in the condensation of a car window, a water pistol topped with rum and covered in glittery pin-up stickers, believable smiles that feel more like baring teeth, a bumper sticker on the back of a convertible cadillac that says ‘SCRAPPY DOO IS A FILTHY SLUT’, prancing around in your underwear to a vinyl record with the curtains open.

HISTORY:

lana grew up in a big house in albany, NY. albums framed on the walls. mayb some rolling stone covers too frm way bk when of the bands her dad’s label signed. kind of like… a rock star palace w no evidence of children at all. i think i summarised it best in one of lana’s self paras once when i said the garden ws “as big as it was unloved”, not that u wld know from all of the gardener’s pruning

lana’s mum victoria (vic) ws a music journalist w a pretty fruitful career ahead of her when she met lana’s dad richard (rich). his record label ws jst starting out, founded on the coattails of his rich best friend’s (jensen peters) investment w his other best friend (who he jst calls knoxville). it rocketed to success when they signed poppy injects, a rock band w an electric stage presence, n victoria ws drawn to the glitz n glamour of a man tht ws at the helm of his aspiring industry. their love ws very impulsive, all or nothing right frm the start, n it ws almost like she ws mre in love w his accomplishments n what he represented than him

anyway so jameson records repped a few big rock bands bk in the eighties, altho poppy injects r who they’re mostly known fr, namely bc of hw brightly they crashed n burned. (drugs/addiction tw) they were a big chart success bt the lead singer hd quite an intense struggle w heroin (wsnt rly subtle abt it either while he ws in the public eye as u cn probably imagine frm such an on-the-nose band name) n he ws always in n out of the papers. it eventually brought down his career n it ws a big publicity nightmare

lana pretty much… grew up around figures like this throughout childhood. rly troubled characters who wld kind of… b extremely volatile n destructive abt their troubles. the jameson house was kind of an open one as welcoming clients went n a lot of parties took place there. a lot of the time musicians wld b snorting lines in the kitchen when she wnted to grab a bowl of cereal fr breakfast. very strange environment fr a child to grow up in

her parents always kind of jst… didn’t like her much. her older brother caleb ws unplanned bt they sort of welcomed the surprise more bt… quickly realised they weren’t cut out fr parenthood n then when lana came as another surprise 3 yrs later they didn’t even try to hide their resentment abt the situation. her mum ws actually booked in to have an abortion bt cldnt go through with it at the last minute. once when lana asked her why shes so cold towards her she jst turned her head frm her dresser, looked at her, told her abt this n said “idk why i didn’t go”. lana didn’t kno wht to say to tht so she jst left her room n closed the door

(dissociation/delusion tw) bc of this growing up lana adopted this weird like…. she didn’t rly kno what it ws bt it ws a delusion of sorts where she thought she ws a ghost. she’d jst sort of… drift around the halls w noone acknowledging her n sometimes she ws jst convinced she wsnt actually there or they cldnt see her n she ws jst haunting the house frm a previous family

the one saving grace tho tht sort of?? gt her thru this n made her feel Seen ws caleb. lana quite genuinely hs always thought the sun shines out of her older brothers ass like she jst thinks. hes the best person in the entire world. wld b rly bewildered if anyone questioned tht. he wld always look out for her in the zoo they called a home n cut the crusts off her PBJs so they lkd like teddy bears (he’d cook fr them most of the time bc their parents were too busy/didn’t care to) n sometimes wld even sleep at the bottom of her bed curled up like a guard dog. it ws always lana n caleb n his best friend tommy against the world in tht house (tommy lived next door n was always over bc he had very strict parents / a military father tht he found suffocating)

SO when caleb n tommy announced tht they’d signed up to the army lana ws understandably…….. blindsided. she ws rly upset tht they were leaving like pretty besides herself bt she tried not to b mad at them n made them promise theyd b safe n back as soon as possible. she even asked if they cld somehow take her w them n they were jst like :/ it doesn’t work that way luv x

(death tw, ptsd tw, grief tw, trauma tw, hospitalisation tw, drugs tw) anyway caleb ended up getting discharged under grounds of severe ptsd when he witnessed tommy die in an explosion tht took place in a shock raid. caleb returned home sans tommy bt he was never the same after tht. he’s been in n out of hospital n he turned to using as a way to cope so it’s been a rly bumpy road since. lana kind of felt like two of her brothers died out there in a way n jst like tht it wasn’t them vs the world any mre, it was jst her

ANYWAY whew tht rly…. took a dark turn there….. chuckles nervously at hw sad lana’s life is bt it’s fine it’s all fINE!!!!!!! ok. so on a mre lighthearted note the jameson family r pretty well off n bc of her relation to such a big music industry figure she’s hung out w a fair few relatively high rep ppl thru her teens. mostly kids of celebrities n stuff like tht. she amassed kind of an instagram following mainly fr her style (penny lane-esque in some aspects aka lots of fur cuff trimmed jackets bt then also jst…. a wild combination of everything honestly. pastel faux fur coats, seventies style platforms, flame red cowboy boots, pink fishnet tights n glitter used like highlight Everywhere) n bc she’s undeniably Pretty Gorl

(trauma tw) after caleb got back he was rly withdrawn n depressed. he shut lana out n was kind of harsh to her a lot of the time, always telling her to leave him alone or pushing her away. it didnt help either tht lana had a rly traumatic experience w some of her dad’s colleagues at the label when she ws 16 n he was away n she cldnt even tell him abt it once he was bk bc of his own traumas. she kind of jst shut it all in n kept it to herself

(hypersexuality tw) this obviously?? made her spiral a lot. she was already a girl tht loved sex but since her trauma it got…. completely out of hand. it got to a point where she couldnt rly go 2 days without it, probably not even 1. her lowest point has probably been scrolling thru craiglist for anonymous encounters n meeting up w strangers on there fr hookups even tho it’s insanely dangerous n she cld wind up getting herself killed. the risk is honestly part of the appeal to her sometimes she’s :////// quite self destructive n jst likes a thrill to mke her feel Alive. it’s v clear at this point tht she has a sex addiction whether she’s ever admitted it or not. it kind of… almost mingled w tht same feeling she used to get when she ws younger of being a ghost?? like she jst. only rly feels Real when she’s being touched

(violence tw) she’s had.................... SCH a bad history dating wise. she almost always dates fking.... actual beasts like i jst wna gently shake her by the shoulders sometimes bt :////////////// one of her recent exes is in prison aftr he beat up someone she’d slept w in front of her like she jst. has had a very Not Sexy time w romance...... she hd to b a witness in the trial abt it n he ws found guilty n sent down so it ws like Intense n a gd example of the kinds of disastrous relationships she gets herself into. perks of being a wallflower voice: We Accept The Love We Think We Deserve.

this past summer she gt a job at a burlesque club in downtown lovell!!! it honestly is her dream job like. dancing? being sexy? fav hobbies................. most delicious pastimes... 10/10 ideal fr her............... she almost started working at a coyote ugly bar bt this one won her over. she usually jets off to some foreign country n has a rly exotic n action packed summer bt i think she wldv just been working local there fr this one to b close to her brother (the rehab he’s at is close like a 40 min drive so!). she’s also moved into a big lofty apartment w 3 roommates tht’s above a chinese take out w lots of lanterns hung outside. the street? scott street......................... tribute to mizz phoebe bridgers hunger games salutes to the sky so it travels 2 her............. she gt a red heart shaped bath tub installed which hs always been her dream so honestly the summer hs been pretty gd to her....... five stars on yelp she deserves Some happiness once in a while

PERSONALITY:

always smells vaguely of wild cherries or strawberry starburst or jst the candy aisle in general. if she ws a vinyl record she’d b this one n she’d only play good vibrations by the beach boys, dancing on my own by robyn, play that funky music by wild cherry, femme fatale by the velvet underground n (i can’t get no) satisfaction by the rolling stones

growing up lana was always a HUGE social butterfly. knew everyone n everyone knew her. she ws one of those girls tht ws kind of impossible to ignore or forget (cld b a gd or bad thing depends on ur Stance...... she can be a lot tho frankly). very animated, always made u feel like u were the centre of the universe whenever she spoke to u, always made it feel like u were best friends even if ud only spoken to her once.

deliberately puts on tht kind of Magnetic Alluring act tht femme fatales wear in movies sometimes. kind of…. is always playing A Role of the person tht she wants to b seen as or the person she feels ppl want her to be. chameleons to situations. feels like she’s performed as the vivacious n fun loving Lana Jameson fr so long tht she doesn’t rly kno who she is beneath tht bt she isn’t too keen to find out

always the last one awake at the party. jst doesn’t seem to hv.... an off switch. every1 else cld b passed out at 6am n she’d still b swaying around to sunday morning by the velvet underground in her underwear drinking frm a bottle of merlot

she’s always been rly spontaneous n adventurous. always doing something weird n wild every weekend. she has ten thousand ridiculously absurd n chaotic stories

uncontrollably flirty. she’s tht tumblr post tht’s like flirting will b ur hubris n the reply is like kind of sexy of u to say so................ SO confident cld talk to anyone. makes a joke out of anything. tends to laugh when she feels like crying. even if she DOES cry she’ll smile thru it like it isn’t happening she jst.... doesn’t like to b negative ever if she cn help it

she’s amassed a weird collection of like... Things various ppl she’s known hv made abt her. this guy she ws friends w wrote a song abt her n performed it at a gig she went to without telling her in advance. it ws rly dramatic he sang it n looked at her the whole time n she ws jst a bit like.... omg.... lmfao............... she’s also hd various paintings done of her. i honestly dnt even rly kno hw it happens she jst has a personality where she..... leaves an impression like a lipstick print on a white shirt w some ppl.................. she’s like tht tumblr post where someone arrives at a poetry reading n is like hi yes........ where do the muses sit? except she isn’t rly.... obnoxious abt it she jst shrugs n is like.......... oh that........... KJHSFKHGSFKGHSFKGSFHGK. it’s a charmed life fr some

always dapples her fingers thru the breeze when she’s driving in a car w the window down. she almost always has some sort of sweet on her, whether it’s sour haribo cherries or strawberry lollipops.

PLOTS:

exes tht lana’s fucked over hideously. she’d probably cheat a lot and it’d be a whole…mess. whips her in the town square like gale

mayb someone tht flipped the switch and cheated on her??? chaos. anguish. strife. 

someone tht works at the burlesque club in downtown lovell w her!!!!! as like a bartender or another dancer or security or................... whtvr honestly. hvn’t worked out a name fr the club yet bt i think it cld b a fun setting to write stuff in n there cld b lots to build off there!!

a cousin plot cld b fun too

her n freya nilsen run smthn called Dick Sisters Inc......... they hv a twitter fr it n everything.... n a hq based in one of the abandoned dorms in the leach building.... lots of inflatable furniture disco balls.............. lana even gt replica airplane seats so they cn sit n b served drinks by this guy tht runs errands fr them who they call bucket....... they bsically like. set ppl up n help ppl get laid it’s a matchmaking service of sorts.......... started as a joke bt nw it’s genuinely become quite a profitable business w word spreading all over campus........ ugh entrepreneurial icons... anyway mayb ur chara cld come to lana fr Dick Sisters assistance......... mayb they’v come to them in the past......... 

a friend tht lana fel out w bc she slept w their significant other.

someone tht’s getting lana into drugs?? she’s kind of impressionable/down for anything so tht’s a likely scenario she’d get into tbh

briefly did camgirl stuff on an independent bt up n coming porn site....... titters.......... mayb ur muse used a pseudonym n recognises lana frm it bt is too embarrassed to admit they were subscribed............ mayb they happened upon her on there once n nw r jst like. what do i do w this knowledge. idk cld b fun to work around perhaps

an unrequited crush!! (either way is cool)

someone tht is just hanging out w her/using her bc she has a lot of instagram followers or they want to b signed to her dad’s label

someone in a band!! she’d probably make like penny lane n b their groupie/sleep w them all i won’t lie to u. relentless.....

umm a good influence too mayb?

honestly?? anything is fine i cld ramble for days. mayb even one of the high profile kids she grew up hangin w idk. world’s our oyster fellas!

#ruhqintro #hypersexuality tw #trauma tw #hospitalisation tw #violence tw #death tw #grief tw #ptsd tw #dissosciation tw #drugs tw #addiction tw #god.... wipes sweat frm my brow after all those tws...... i promise they're all just rly briefly touched upon bt better to b safe than sry!! #also this is truly so long bt............ growls n smirks simultaneously