#bisexual ppl be like

[toaster-fire-art]

average friend group

#just some special lil guys #they're just kids *sobs* #THEM!! #my art #toasterfireart #tian ye ke #faraway wanderers #tyk #priest novels #zhang chengling #gu xiang #cao weining #bisexual ppl be like #shl #word of honor #i cant believe i've never really drawn any of them esp. zhang chengling hes so dumb i love him #completely useless boy that fits all criteria of main charcter but stright up isn't kills me lmao #i would give up all mortal possessions for gu xiang #i really want to just draw a buch of characters i haven't before #like a practice thing i guess? #i havn't finished rereading qy but i was drawing zzs and yk how it goes

[bluebeetle]

I saw someone say Astarion bg3 is "the most queer coded man ever" and yeah. Its. Its because hes queer. He has canonically slept with men. He will date women, men, and nonbinary folks. "Queer coding" you mean the literal text they coded into the fucking game?

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #i mean we know what they really meant which is #“i think he acts Too Gay so he cant into women or anything and also i dont respect Bisexuals as queer ppl obvs” #but like. cmon. #txt #q slur #hall of fame

[inkskinned]

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.

#writeblr #this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol #by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations #and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me #& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what???? #like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it #''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother #and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!'' #yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious #anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it #it's seen as the only important thing #even if ur gay #and it's a nuanced thing idk #and while rn i i.d. as lesbian #like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like . #sexuality is fluid... #don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label #they're like GET in the BOX #if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me. #(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)

[future-crab]

It's been said before, it will be said again, but it's still worth saying: the fact that art centering on straight romance is allowed to just be bad, but art with queer romance in it always has to be indicative of A Serious Problem With the Way We Tell Queer Stories makes being a queer person making queer art deeply stressful

#just saw smthing about red white and royal blue #and like i never watched/read that one so maybe everything ppl say about it is true #and i never watched heartbreaker or love simon so maybe those ones are also genuinely a sign of a serious problem #but idk. the fact that this happens every damn time makes me think that maybe queer stories are being held to different standards #and it's exhausting writing stuff while having a chorus of voices in the back of my head saying i'm misrepresenting my own identities and #making the whole community look bad by writing mediorcre romance #and knowing that even though i'm neither straight nor a girl there WILL be ppl calling me a straight girl fetishizing queer relationships #lgbt #queer community #writer stuff #idk what else to tag this #asexual #bisexual #nonbinary #venttag

[gayvampyr]

“are bisexuals allowed to do this” “can bisexuals reclaim/say this” bisexuals are permitted to claim your life if they want to

#biphobia #bisexual #sincerely a lesbian who’s sick of ppl acting like bi ppl don’t have a place in gay culture or history #text post #top posts #5k #10k

[stinkrascal]

i love to be bisexual...... i love making all my ocs bisexual....... i love that all my fav characters are vocally bisexual....... bisexuality rocks :)

#playersexual is a cringe term i agree #the fact that all the bg companions are vocally bisexual is so comforting for me... like not just playersexual but OUTSPOKEN bi #it's so heartwarming. i love my community i love u bi ppl <3 #plz don't let weirdos online ruin your fun. 1 billion points bisexual beam damage! 🔫

[littlebirdy0301]

#i love him your honor #hank green #vlogbrothers #nerdfighteria #he knows he’s trending for “thirsting after a dnd boy” and I love that #Dnd boy in question: #Brennan lee mulligan #And honestly. Same. #I wonder how many other ppl saw brennan’s dungeons and drag queens look and went “oh shit I may be in love with this man” #All it took for me to realize it was a lil fancy makeup and pretty elf clothes & I think that says something about me #I like pretty nerd boys what can I say #I’m just like hank fr #D20 #dimension 20 #dropouttv #lgbt #bisexual #lgbtq

[pinkishhologram]

those poorly written tacked-on het crushes are sooo much nicer when you read them in a dykebreaking/acebreaking perspective.

oh, that girl had so much chemistry with the other female lead, but got a cookie-cutter boyfriend at the last minute to enforce heteronormative standards? noo, don't worry! that boyfriend just taught her the joys of Men, and fixed her silly delusions <3

that girl could be easily read as aro/ace and the presence of a male love interest only seems to invalidate her whole arc and make her seem kind of bland? don't be silly! he just taught her that she needs a Man to survive, and helped her overcome her fear of real love.

that girl who loses all her personality and development to become the male lead's side piece should be a role model! who needs representation when you can have inspiration like this?

#obligatory i am an aro bisexual woman and this is all fantasy #.....unless someone wants to come into my asks and indoctrinate me for real? haha jkjk..... #unless...😳 #orientation play #dykebreaking #acebreaking #orientation play with aro ppl is sooo underrated #like i just want a good Man to teach me what real Love is! #but people GOTTA keep 'respecting my identity' and 'being decent people' #sighhhhh #someone bully me into changing my mind?

[beelzemon]

F1NN5TER came out as bi genderfluid btw

#f1nn5ter #finnster #genderfluid #bisexual #i just know the conservatives will use them as a way to prove the lgbt comm ‘brainwashes’ ppl #when in reality we just made them more comfortable in their skin #PERSONALLY i dont like them bc of the straight yuri but. it’s not that deep #congrats to finn :)

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

In goofy David Tennant/Michael Sheen Loud news, my husband stumbled upon an edit with David Tennant and Michael Sheen about how they’re In Love ® and he’s been solidly on the ‘Yeah, they’re prob fuckin’ train because of me & he was like, “I don’t get it, they’re not physically compatible at all, one is really skinny and the other is cherubic—“ and I was like bruh you literally described the one who plays an angel on TV as cherubic 💀 💀 💀 certifyibly Good ™️ casting big rare W to Neil Gaiman

#he’s not even in the fandom he just had a fancam recommended to him & it was almost all staged clips lmaooo #he didn’t believe me at first until i explained to him how aggressively bisexual michael sheen is and the heavily implied poly drama #he isn’t nearly as invested as I am but he’s a full believer now as an *outsider* lmaoko #*lmao (i am not retyping i cannae type on mobile) #also ‘not physically compatible’ made me chuckle like bruh these men are so thirsty #i love people (and celebrities) whomst’ve just cannot help but constantly reveal themselves lmaooo #also he thinks rpf is hysterical & we used to read livejournal beatles rpf in high school on school computers so he really is the one #good omens #bbc staged #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #i must stress he is entirely outside of the fandom and skeptical on all ‘these ppl are fcking’ shit and even he’s like ‘oh okay lol i guess’ #incredible #also i don’t want good omens stuff on his computer like was it just listening to us?? help???

[penisbutterjellytime]

Probably isn't what you expected (also sorry for responding so late lol)

But anyways lol there's two ways this could go

I think she'd either have PCOS and keep the beard. Or she'd have transfem butch swag. Beard could be a safety thing (passing as a man) or maybe she doesn't shave it off because she feels it doesn't take away from her identity so she keeps it. Maybe a bit of both.

Anyway, Butch Kieran Duffy be upon ye

#rdr2 #kieran duffy #dz.art #dz.rdr #rdr the butchifacation #tumblr loves to eat up asks when I try to send it to the drafts #luckily took a screenshot of it b4 I did #i dont care ab gay Bill Williamson but I do believe (gay or not) hes never seen pussy b4 #the reason i think hed have pcos is his in game facial hair pattern is really similar to that of ppl who have it #and even though I dont have pcos I am on T and how the few pathches of facial hair have grown in its kinda been growing in similar lol #If you love a character enough they end up becoming almost every letter of the alphabet #Kieran is this for me unfortunatly #canonically and realistically the closest to kieran being lgbt is being cishet but like a decently good ally #but hes gay bisexual lesbian trans masc trans fem to me #Rotating him in my head so much someone get him out before he gets sick and throws up #4th kinda ooc but eh...

[menalez]

oh yayyy ppl r reposting a doc of stuff i said when i was 15-16 with me pretending to have been happy w being abused & coerced while openly suicidal and suffering. & ofc saying its an indication of my sexuality again <3

#i honestly would much rather be bisexual than have 2 deal with ppl telling me that i mustve enjoyed my trauma bc of how i was depicting #it online as it was ongoing #like. everytime this happens i just rly wish that i could be attracted to men #i wish they were right. bc then they’d leave me alone n it wouldn’t be so triggering to see #the trauma i faced being depicted as proof of me being into men.

[audhd-nightwing]

okay lemme just-

dick grayson:

- eldest brother

- watched parents die, swore revenge on murderer

- raised as a child soldier from a young age (9 y/o)

- complicated relationship with (adoptive) father, lots of unresolved anger but still defends him

- believes he has a better understanding of his father than his younger brother does (has spent more time around him)

- copes with humor, bottles up emotions, feels he has to ‘be strong’ for his family, doesn’t talk about his own issues

- extremely loyal to those deemed ‘family’

- bi coded

- spent his childhood moving around constantly (traveling circus)

- seen as a playboy/flirty, uses it to get information

- had to raise his little brother / was basically a parent to him

- self-sacrificing as FUCK, total martyr complex

- constantly wears a fake persona and rarely shows his true self to others

dean winchester:

- eldest brother

- watched his mom die, swore revenge on the demon that killed her

- raised as a child soldier from a young age (4 y/o)

- complicated relationship with father, they have unresolved issues but he still defends him

- believes he understands his father better than his younger brother does (has spent more time around him)

- copes with humor, bottles up emotions, feels he has to ‘be strong’ for his family, doesn’t like talking about his own issues

- extremely loyal, values family above all else

- bi coded

- moved around his whole childhood

- seen as a playboy/flirty, uses it to get information

- had to raise his little brother, was more of a parent to him than their dad ever was

- self-sacrificing to a worrying degree, definite martyr complex

- constantly wears a fake persona and rarely shows his true self to others

#this is for the ppl who say jason is more like dean #he is not!! #GUYS PLSASE #it’s the eldest daughter syndrome #they are both bisexual fight me #dick grayson #dean winchester #dc comics #supernatural #dc #dcu #spn #bruce wayne #john winchester #character analysis #similarities #character study #tropes #character tropes

[zimszim]

fucking adore how tianlang-jun was built up to be really intimidating and scary and sort of has this fucked up psychological component to his physical appearance as well as his general mannerisms, but then you find out that hes Just Like That and not like. a genuine evil guy. he was heartbroken and because of that he was like #FuckHumans!!! but could never fully kill his love of humans and humanity. what the fuck. this novel is killing it with characters i swear

#plot is like whatever but the CHARS are so damn good and for what #just finished ch 21!!! is the novel over literally evrrything wrapped up #i don't think there was a loose end to make a full other volume #or is this like. them trying to figure out what the hell is going on with their relationship #svsss #oh does mxtx know bisexual people are a thing like you dont have to be gay shen qingqiu. you can like girls too its whatever #going to sleep and when i wake up i better be isekai'd into this specific novel jus tto bring therapy and bisexuality to all #goodNIGHT! #< if that comment seemed mean IM SORRY it def was not meant to #i was not meant to even be a question like that i know she knows bi ppl exist i was just wondering if she ever had bi ppl in her novels... #but it was late and im stupid when i'm awake anyways #and i always have to make everything a joke </3