#birdjoke

[pandathemonium]

What is a corvid’s past tense of catch? Caw-t

#puns #pun #jokes #joke #crow #crows #corvid #corvids #raven #ravens #bird #birds #birdjoke #birdjokes

[birdsofvermont]

Can one bird make a pun? No, but toucan! (Thank you Kerry Hurd for the joke). Thank you also to Kerry and Linda Hurd (and their family) for choosing the Museum as the venue for your re-commitment ceremony. It was a wonderful celebration ❤️. Here’s to 35 more years! This Keel-billed Toucan was carved by Bob Spear in 1997 and took him 59 hours to complete. The species is not found in Vermont but Bob was inspired to create this piece after visiting Belize. #BirdJoke #BirdPun #BobSpearCarving #KeelbilledToucan #WeddingCeremont #RecommitmentCeremony (at Birds of Vermont Museum) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiJEgOpux3E/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#birdjoke #birdpun #bobspearcarving #keelbilledtoucan #weddingceremont #recommitmentceremony

[gensokyogarden]

😙 And most importantly, one for Megumu, who I think will agree is the most important

Learn to attract the Lismuses

"Well, I must admit, there is something quite attractive about a partner with a very colorful plumage. Particularly ones that resemble eyes! Yes! Ocelli are a marked sign of good health! And good health is an evolutionary benefit."

#mountainofhistory #tengu rose ~ megumu #garden almanac ~ headcanons #I get at least one dumb birdjoke with her

[harlequinofh8]

ooc.

Here's my shipping list 👀

Penguin x Joker (Birdjokes ??)

Batjokes

Riddlejokes

dark, toxic, angsty ships that make me ajvsevjwhk

Considering Joker's… uh, nature, I'm a bit selective with ships. Just so you know, most – if not all – ships won't be romantic and lovey-dovey. Duh. They're more inclined toward the toxic and potentially abusive territory.

Joker's interest usually comes not from a place of affection, but obsession. Or he might just exploit your character for his own gains and be a gaslighting, manipulative, mean ASS.

#ooc. #in case anyone is interested #👀 #batjokes #riddlejokes #Birdjokes #dc

[cornyorwhat]

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[prpfs]

Hi there! 💚 :D I’m 25+ (27) and Iooking for writing partners my age, meaning 21 or older (preferably 25+). 

Fandoms

Gotham (TV series)

DC

James Cameron's Avatar

Characters I like to write

Edward Nygma (Gotham verse)

Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham verse)

Joker (a wild mix of various comic/game versions)

Harley Quinn

Various male OCs (most of them are very Tolkien/Elven-like)

Na'vi OC/s

Ships

I only write m x m (male presenting; some of my male characters are trans!), except for ships with my Harley. 

Riddlebird/Nygmobblepot (Oswald Cobblepot x Edward Nygma)

Batjokes (Batman x Joker)

Riddlejokes (Riddler x Joker)

Birdjokes (Oswald x Joker)

my Harley x Ed/Riddler

my Harley x Joker

(older) kingpin Oswald Cobblepot x my handsome male OC in a beauty and the beast type scenario.

RP style

I'm perfectly fine with dark content (selectively also dark dove) and 🌶️🌶️🌶️ (including kinky stuff) if we vibe and our characters have chemistry. We can discuss everything on discord! I'm a big fan of open communication, so don't be shy :) The only thing I'd like to avoid are graphic descriptions of child or animal abuse.

I'm more interested in quality than quantity and I aim to write about a paragraph or two, maybe three – this also allows me to reply fairly quickly (if I’m currently online). Of course, if my muse spikes, I may write longer responses.

Where to interact? Feel free to add me on Discord: riddleman#1655

Looking forward to meeting you! :3

riddleman#1655

#gotham roleplay #gotham rp #dc roleplay #dc rp #avatar roleplay #fandom roleplay #fandom rp #cc x cc #m/m #21+ rp #nuclear

[findingroleplays]

Hi there, I'm 27 (nb) and looking for writing partners on Discord who are at least 21 (preferably 25+). 💚 Ships, Characters & Fandoms 💚 GOTHAM (TV series)

Edward Nygma

Oswald Cobblepot

Gotham!AU Harley Quinn

Ships: I'd love to write riddlebird/nygmobblepot (my OTP, *sigh*), Harley x Ed DC

Joker (my Joker is a wild mix of various comic and game versions)

Harley Quinn

Ships: Batjokes (Batman x Joker), Birdjokes (Oswald Cobblepot x Joker), Riddlejokes (Edward Nygma x Joker), but I'm happy to explore other ship dynamics with him. Keep in mind he's a little shit.

James Cameron's AVATAR

my Na'vi OC (male)

Ship: your OC x my OC, canon character x my OC

!! I only write m x m (male presenting), except for ships with my Harley. I'm fine with NSFW and dark content as well. We can discuss everything else on discord if you're interested! :D Say hi on discord: riddleman#1655

riddleman#1655

#21+ #25+ #discord #Gotham #avatar

[bkristensen]

My #DailySketch En #Rødkælk Get #prints on #mug, #pillow and more on Art2u.dk https://art2u.dk/ ´ ´ ´ ´ #dailydrawing #drawing #sketching #sketch #sketchbook #art #digitalartist #illustration #birdjoke #illustrationartist #illustrator #procreate #ink #penandink #coffeemug #quotes #quote #quoteoftheday #instaquote (her: Art2U)

#art #mug #prints #dailydrawing #sketching #sketchbook #rødkælk #illustrator #procreate #illustrationartist #illustration #coffeemug #digitalartist #quotes #quote #quoteoftheday #penandink #birdjoke #instaquote #sketch #ink #dailysketch #pillow #drawing

[wolfmanritch]

just consider them, is all

#2 versions cuz im indecisive #batman #the joker #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #hi im a batman fan now #do they have a ship name. if not i think it should be birdjokes #fanart #digital #praying im not the only whos like....into them. i think they should be besties ok #watch scooby doo meets batman if u dont believe me. joker calling penguin 'pengy wengy' changed my brain chemistry

[katsudon-with-rice]

What do you call an annoying, but scary bird?

a poultry-geese-t

#poultrygeese #jokes #mwahahaha #birdjokes

[a-disaster-piece]

Ah, those beautiful primaries…wait, no, not THOSE kinds of primaries, you juvenile Black Cuckooshrike! It's the US Presidential Election Primaries!! So get out there & VOTE!!! 🇺🇸 ✔ 🗳 #birdnerd #birdjokes #RockTheVote #Vote2020 #Primaries2020 #SuperTuesday #VOTE #ivoted #cuckooshrike #shrike #birds #birdringing #birdbanding (All handling & ringing/banding of birds is done by experienced biologists, under the appropriate research permits!) (at Nature's Valley, South Africa) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9SAaxsgoN3/?igshid=s2e72bqa0oam

#birdnerd #birdjokes #rockthevote #vote2020 #primaries2020 #supertuesday #vote #ivoted #cuckooshrike #shrike #birds #birdringing #birdbanding

[snowinabottlearchived]

𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓, 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 → 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈���𝐆 @lifeunravelled 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 : ' im being perfectly fucking civil ' ( from sam )

EYEBROW  COCKED  AS  DOE  EYES  EXAMINE  ODD  LOOK  OF  OPPOSITE .   was  he  being  serious  about  this  ?  ?  ❛   you  are  perfectly  fucking  STUPID .  ❜ ,  she  answers  while  suppressing  the  obvious  grin  lingering  on  painted  reds .  being  on  the  run ,  hiding  from  the  public  eye  wasn ‘ t  as  funny  and  easy  as  it  sounded  (  and  obviously  not  as  luxurious  ) ,  yet  they  should  follow  a  few  simple  rules .  stepping  out  into  the  streets  wasn ‘ t  much  of  a  disaster  for  brunette  woman ,  considering  that  her  face  wasn ‘ t  as  popular  as  steves  or  sams  and  still  she  became  OVERLY  CAUTIOUS .  no  one  was  eager  of  getting  caught ,  being  caged  and  locked  away  like  the  monster ,  the  criminals  they  considered  former  avengers  to  be .   ❛   you  look  like  a  PEACOCK  with  this .  probably  you  should  add  some  glitter  and  ask  steve  if  he  got  one  of  those  stark  industries  caps  left  ?  ?  ❜   head  shaken ,  yet  laughter  escaped  amelias  lips  as  oddly  printed  shirt  was  fixed  at  again  (  flowers  on  way  too  colored  fabric  giving  him  the  look  of  some  hawaiian  tourist  ) .  ❛   come  on .  i  know  you  can  do  better  THAN  THAT .  it ‘ s  not  like  we  are  searching  for  trouble  today ,  are  we  ?  ?  ❜

#lifeunravelled #╰ ☆ welcome to the jungle ╱ answered asks #WHAT A THING TO KICK OFF THIS DAY . #did someone say birdjokes ? #also i live for this icon #done with your shit.mp3 #bad blood from taylor swift playing in the bg

[kristineknowlton]

I guess everyone’s a comedian... Check out the comic Well, Owl Be Damned! https://tapas.io/episode/1761390 . . #nintendoswitchlite owl #owlhumor #funny #comedy #comicstrip #cuteowl #comedian #kristineknowlton #bird #birdjokes #owlpuns #funny #comedic https://www.instagram.com/p/CAdyY_iHdVY/?igshid=1rp0g0dcrb9vy

#nintendoswitchlite #owlhumor #funny #comedy #comicstrip #cuteowl #comedian #kristineknowlton #bird #birdjokes #owlpuns #comedic

[cornyorwhat]

What do you get when you cross a bird and a snake? ... #short

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#youtube

[movinghumor]

This is why you should learn self defence 😎 . 🚨Follow @_moving_humor . . .♦️ turn on your post notification 🔔 . #birdlovers #birddog #birdfreaks #birdakikalikmuzikk #birdartist #birdahagitme #abirdinthehand #abirdaday #abirdsnewforever #birdboxmemes #birdcaptures #birdcams #birdcoffee #birdcages #cbirdfamvacay #birddrawing #birddogwaterfowl #birdextremefeatures #birdfreak #birdfeeder #birdflash #birdfeeders #birdgraveyard #birdgram #birdgang🦅 #birdgang4life #birdhouses #birdillustration #birdinflight #birdjokes #birdboxmemes #birdartist (at Los Angeles/Hollywood California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGOcUKBjao3/?igshid=1pgvofvm1c9ng

#birdlovers #birddog #birdfreaks #birdakikalikmuzikk #birdartist #birdahagitme #abirdinthehand #abirdaday #abirdsnewforever #birdboxmemes #birdcaptures #birdcams #birdcoffee #birdcages #cbirdfamvacay #birddrawing #birddogwaterfowl #birdextremefeatures #birdfreak #birdfeeder #birdflash #birdfeeders #birdgraveyard #birdgram #birdgang🦅 #birdgang4life #birdhouses #birdillustration #birdinflight #birdjokes

[cartoonheadcase]

Flamingo 🦩 fun! ✨😂⚡️ #birds #funnyanimals #birdsofinstagram #jokesforkids #flamingo #flamingoes #birdfun #birdmeme #funnybirds #lol #joke #jokes #beautiful #animalmeme #animaljokes #animalhumor #animalfun #puns #birdmemes #pun #animals #animalmemes #cuteanimals #traveljokes #cute #traveljoke #birdjokes #birdjoke #carmemes #carmeme https://www.instagram.com/p/CAsn2d_BbdE/?igshid=iotg19visn17

#birds #funnyanimals #birdsofinstagram #jokesforkids #flamingo #flamingoes #birdfun #birdmeme #funnybirds #lol #joke #jokes #beautiful #animalmeme #animaljokes #animalhumor #animalfun #puns #birdmemes #pun #animals #animalmemes #cuteanimals #traveljokes #cute #traveljoke #birdjokes #birdjoke #carmemes #carmeme