#billy you dumbass

[themistymountainscold]

max: i need advice

billy: with what?

max: with love.

billy: how the fuck am i gonna be any help with that?

max: well how did you know you were in love with steve?

billy:

billy: i’m in love with steve?

#billy you dumbass #stranger things #incorrect harringrove quotes #stranger things incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things quotes #incorrect quotes #stranger things max mayfield #stranger things billy hargrove #stranger things steve harrington #harringrove #billy x steve #steve x billy #gay #max and billy #siblings #max mayfield #billy hargrove #steve harrington

[gracegrove]

Billy walking into the room and dropping shit on Steve's lap to get his attention instead of entering the room and saying "good morning Steven, light of my life, can we go see Hocus Pocus this weekend?"

He walks in, slaps Steve in the crotch with the newspaper folded open to the movie showing times. And waits and stares at him until Steve gets it.

#billy x steve #domestic dumbasses #and yes they saw hocus pocus in summer of 1993 in theatres like god intended #billy like a cat dragging shit in and giving it to you #like hello i'm special and pay attention to me

[clovermunson]

might piss off a few people with this little take, but—

billy hargrove was redeemable.

you just don’t like someone who doesn’t fit the “good” trauma survivor ideals.

#and i’ll die on this hill #and if you wanna tell me there’s a such thing as ‘good’ and ‘bad’ trauma survivors #then you’re toxic as hell and please kindly stay the fuck away from me #billy’s only positive experience with love was when he was ten years old #then after all those years #el showed him just one moment of compassion #and that flipped a switch in him because goddamnit he wanted to do something good #he wanted to be good #but the duffers just don’t know how to write for a traumatized character #so we were robbed of what could’ve been🤷🏻‍♀️ #billy hargrove #tw: trauma mention #morgan’s dumbass thoughts💬

[xcrimsonlunaticx]

I have lots of HC of the HIVE academy as a whole bc I think that having an institution that specializes in forming young teens into villains is interesting but the fact that it's still a school is funny as hell. Especially since it's implied that they were one of the "top organizations" acc to the wiki and they train them to be the best of the best, like training-wise and academically??

Like I could imagine that it was one of those schools where everyone finished basic HS lvl education at a very young age and were studying college-level stuff lmao like someone can be an actual doctor with a master's degree, learned 3 languages, and have a full understanding and control of their powers while the most of the titans didnt even finish HS 💀💀

#teen titans #hive five #teen titans go #shitpost #dcu #hive Academy #Imagine Billy just talking his random dumbass southern shit and then you hear a word straight out of a glossary of the depths of space #like huh⁉ #empodiment of smart people who act like dumbasses #op talks #yet they still get their asses beaten 💕

[sailorbuckley]

if this isn’t the best friend group you’ve ever seen i don’t know what is

#just your favorite group of assholes 😁 #i love them #steve&tommy dumbasses w the biggest ego vs billy&carol besties who talk shit abt everyone #i wish robin and heather were in the yearbook too but :( #hg and tommy/carol are both a match made in heaven #blw i miss you #harringrove #billy hargrove #tommy h #tommy hagan #carol perkins #carol #kegboys #stommy #tomgrove #my post

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Lil Nas X’s brother getting revealed on Claim to Fame was perhaps the funniest thing that’s ever happened. This man literally goes “he taught me so much about the l b g t community” and my brother and I bURst out laughing.

#j r my icon #this 6’5 dumbass is just like being an idiot ally to his brother and that makes my entire world #bILLY IDOL FOR CHRIS ARE WE BEING SERIOUS J R #you could’ve had it all get rid of karsyn #I’ll miss you my heart #lil nas x #j r claim to fame #j r stafford #claim to fame #claim to fame spoilers #melissa on claim to fame

[anotherpapercut]

of all the idiotic reasons people don't like the fall out boy cover of we didn't start the fire the absolute stupidest one is "it's not in chronological order!!" yeah well. when Billy Joel was writing the original song he got to make up the fucking tune and shit now didn't he. fall out boy had to work within an already made song with a set rhythm. that's obviously going to be more difficult to do strictly in chronological order because they're not just making up the song as they go. holy shit.

#as someone who actually loves the original im calling fake fan on all you fuckin dumbasses #for the past 10 years i have heard nothing but shit about that song. no one liked that song except me and a few other weirdos #now all of the sudden yall are billy joel experts??? but only for the song hes said multiple times sucks?? #its a cover of a song oh my god you guys are so fucking annoying holy shit. it was just a fun silly cover #if youre seriously like mad that its not in chronological order i simply think you need to get a life :/

[cherrydreamer]

S4 Steve having a little heart to heart with Nancy about his love life, how he's seeing all these girls and he's been on so many dates, but how he still hasn't found what he's looking for, how he doesn't even know what he's looking for, how nothing feels quite right, y'know?

And OK, he's hinting a little, putting out some feelers, just waiting to see what she comes back with.

But Mike's been listening in- hovering outside the doorway like the absolute annoying brat that he always used to be when Steve and Nancy were dating- and before Nancy can say anything, he chimes in with,

"I dunno, man, sounds like maybe you're kinda gay?"

And then he saunters off, grinning all smug, clearly pleased with himself.

And Steve's left sitting there with his head spinning. Cause partly he's thinking about running after Mike and shaking him until his big bug eyes roll, but mostly? Mostly he's thinking about how something just started making a whole lot of sense.

(And maybe he could've forgotten about it. If not for the fact that, about a week later, he's having the same kind of conversation with Dustin. Just a little bro chat over the Walkies, Dustin gushing about Suzie and Steve telling him how lucky he is to have found it, how he's still looking for that, the spark, that feeling, remember? The electricity? Haven't felt that in a long time. It's like something's always missing, but I don't know what it is. Maybe it's just the Hawkins girls, man? Maybe I'm ready for something new?

And then there's a crackle on the Walkie, and Max's voice comes through, "Ugh, Dustin, can you please teach Steve how to switch channels so that you two can have this thrilling conversation in private? And Steve, maybe you should try dating guys? Just a thought. Putting it out there. Over and out.")

#harringrove #cause you know where it'll end #max definitely had a very specific guy in mind when she made that comment #and steve's not one to usually take the advice of the brats #but he's gotta admit they've got a good track record for being right about shit #(and yes it would be mike and max cause I see those two as the ones who are fed up with steve) #(mike hates seeing him moping about after nancy) #(max is fed up with him not realising that billy is right there begging to be loved) #and yeah ok maybe mike's using it a little bit as an insult. cause he's a dumbass teenager #he's got a little growing up to do ok? #stranger things s4 #very very vaguely!

[harcove]

You just know Billy would SUCK at trying to comfort his gf/so- like fuck; you're crying? Goddamnit- he hates it. He's like 99% sure whatever he does is gonna make it worse. He's never had someone comfort him or care for him till you came into his life, so he's still trying to learn how to navigate being cared for AND in turn caring for others in a way that isn't as harsh as he is used to being.

#stop crying dumbass #insert him going and pulling you towards him to hug u #billy hargrove #mine #billy hargrove x reader #stranger things #billy hargrove hc #billy hargrove headcanons

[sunflowersand-bees]

The word fuck has only been said twice in the show, possibly only once officially, at least, according to the subtitles.

Once, by Billy Hargrove:

During the scene in Season 3, episode 4 where they try to exorcise the son of a bitch.

“I’ll fucking gut you!”

And once by Will Byers:

During the scene in Season 3, episode 3 where he destroys Castle Byers. It’s mostly drowned out by the music, but towards the end of the scene, where the music reaches a climax, he says fuck.

I was so surprised when I realized this, rewatching Season 3 this week. Will, as I have been informed, does curse, but it really seems like a lot less than other characters. *cough* Dustin. *cough*

There’s a lot to unpack here, as for why one of the two times fuck has been said during the show was when he and Mike “broke up” but I’m not gonna go into that right now because I was just trying to point it out to you.

(Neither of these screenshots were during the exact moment they said fuck. Sorry about the poor quality on Billy’s picture, it’s hard to get a good screenshot when he’s banging on the door and flailing around.)

So yeah. Take this as you will.

#byler #will byers #stranger things #billy hargrove #stranger things season 3 #the case of the missing lifeguard #the sauna test #:) #also maybe you guys already knew this and im just a dumbass #but i pointed this out to my cousin and she was super surprised #she thought they said fuck all the time #but you can only say it a certain amount of times on a tv show or movie before the rating has to change #so #yeah #st season 3

[sharky-the-idiot]

IT'S BEEN AN HOUR AND A CHAIR JUST FELL ON ME WHY IS MY LIFE SUCH A MESS SHGJGFHGH

HOW DID A CHAIR FALL ON YOU????

#help #i am slowly going insane #silly #im a dumbass #hmmmm #huh #lolol #lilac you silly billy

[themistymountainscold]

steve: *takes a sip of milk and gags*

steve: *looks at the carton and see's it's expired* fuck

steve: *takes another sip*

#it's the only milk in the house an he is too lazy to go shop for more #this is him and you can't convince me otherwise #manz is a complete and utter dumbass #billy sobs when he witness' this #stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things quotes #incorrect quotes #stranger things steve harrington #steve harrington

[enpassants]

it was meant to be (they're blonde, im brunette)

#take this with as many characters as you want #neil perry #todd anderson #arthur pendragon #merlin #joey trotta #billy tepper #nick nelson #charlie spring #prince wilhelm #simon eriksson #these are just my fave ships <3 !! feel free to relate this to whoever u want #also : me and my bf #living the blonde himbo brunet dumbass life #dead poets society #young royals #toy soldiers #toy soldiers (1991) #dps #dps fandom #heartstopper #bbc merlin #merlin bbc

[clovermunson]

knowing that billy hargrove did shitty things and should be held accountable for his actions and knowing that he was a survivor with valid trauma responses and worthy of at least a chance at redemption are two things that can and do coexist in my mind

#tell me you don’t understand trauma without telling me you don’t understand trauma #yes this is me being overly-critical of 90% of the stranger things fandom #the antis hate to admit that he could’ve changed #and it’s the funniest goddamn thing #especially when they go off on their tangents about certain situations #anyway #billy’s not an inherently likable character but that’s why i love him #yeah he’s a fictional character #but some of y’all have to learn what empathy is and how to use it #billy hargrove #tw: trauma mention #morgan’s rants and rambles #morgan’s dumbass thoughts💬

[hiddenbysuccubi]

I'm going to eternally hate myself for the way I met Billie Piper but I do miss Rose Tyler on my screen and the newest Doctor Who clip indicates that Donna Noble had a daughter and named her Rose. I'm gonna scream.

#Doctor Who #It was the last showing of Yerma in New York City #and I was 2 weeks out of surgery for endo #Yerma is about a woman who goes crazy after infertility #it was really gripping and emotionally shattering and Billie gave a phenomenal performance #and I idolized her #I was leaving the bar at the theater and the whole cast was there #I could have just meekly asked for an autograph and slid out #but no my dumbass had met these young girls in the bar who were fangirling over Billie #they'd flown from some midwest state #and I went to tell THEM to get autographs #they got autographs I got nothing #to the girls I helped: I fucking hate you. I just do. I hate you both. #And to Billie I'm so sorry because that was so rude and wrong of me in the first place #I have never felt so embarrassed and upset for my actions #it even tops when my mom embarrassed me in front of an entire conference room at a con in front of Vic Mignogna #I learned David Tennant's advice of never meet your heroes #Tops even my cringe photoshoot with Misha Collins even #I'll never fangirl over an actor or such or dream of meeting one again I'm so sorry #I hate myself #anyway I wish Rose would come back just once as herself and not the moment but I guess we're lucky to have Billie in audio dramas for Who #sigh

[ariesbilly]

Need snowboarder!billy art PRONTO!

#that video of dacre??? yes ma’am #max and billy snowboarding together 👉🏻👈🏻 teaching el 🥺 you understand the vision #also the hilarity of them going to the mountains (are there mountains in indiana I do not know) #but anyway billy starts boarding and Steve’s like ‘what the fuck how can you do that I thought you were from Cali’ #and billys like ‘there’s snow in California dumbass’ #and then they kiss