#big riding bird

[lost-technology]

Noman’s Beast of Burden  [IMAGE ID: A hand-made sculpture of a Thomas / Toma from the anime series, Trigun. It is a brown bird-like creature - somewhat resembling a kiwi with a dinosaur-type spiked tail, a saddle and saddle-blanket complete with stirrups, a bone-like mask over its head done in abstract eye-designs and reigns. / END IMAGE ID]  A sculpture I did with Sculpey and various items many, many years ago. ‘98 anime style.  It is actually the second sculpture I did one of one these creatures. It is... I don’t know... about 3 inches tall at the whithers, not huge, but not a miniature, either. The sculpture contains cloth - I actually think I used medical gauze that I’d dyed black for the padding on the saddle.  The saddle blanket is cut from a destroyed old aqua-blue pair of shorts I’d had that I brushed some blue and purple ink on for extra color.  There’s some broken mussel shell in there, little wire bits and leather lace, also some beadwork on the saddle. Yeah, I went all out for this thing.  It sits on my bookshelf. 

#trigun #classic trigun #toma #toma bird #planet gunsmoke wildlife #noman's land animals #alien creature #science fiction creature #big riding bird #sculpture #mixed media sculpture

[leafytaffy]

Lobotomy Corp Abnormality fandragon scries

#Flight rising #lobotomy corporation #lobcorp #army in pink #big and will be bad wolf #little red riding hooded mercenary #porccubus #queen of hatred #funeral of the dead butterflies #der freischütz #knight of despair #big bird #whitenight #fandragons

[kagender]

some keron stuff and sand runners, who are often used for transport on its deserts

#keroroposting #riding big lizard birds is cool ok? #keroro gunso #sgt frog #spec bio #speculative biology #ill bite the bullet #keron time

[bikerjongho]

per your recent post 👀 giving me a thought to write a little yunho horror bit 🤔🤔 (not an april fools dndjdj)

ON GOD???

#1) i am now distrustful of everything told to me /j so thank u for the Truth #2) ive been meaning to use this reaction meme for ages. it's one of my favs. why is big bird riding at dawn #anyway. yh has already been kind of creeping up my spine and ive been ignoring him so trust this would make it sm worse #ave 🪼

[gordesian]

Here is one of my art pieces I've made.

Photo was taken on: 10/27/2022

#lobotomy corporation #punishing bird #judgement bird #big bird #silent orchestra #one sin and hundreds of good deeds #whitenight #little red riding hooded mercenary #der freischütz #lobcorp #artwork #art #my art #color pencil #pencil #pen and ink #project moon

[lesbianredhoodedmercenary]

AND NOW FOR THE FINALISTS OF BLOCK ONE

[Main Tournament Post]

MAY THE BEST ABNORMALITY WIN!

#lobotomy corporation #lobotomy corp #library of ruina #big bird lobotomy corp #little red riding hooded mercenary #abnormality bracket #and thanks for making it both abnormalities that appear in ruina so i could do the background thing #i think it's obvious who i've been rooting for (looks at my username and pfp) but i've been trying to stay unbiased on the posts themselves #so let the voting commence! #i haven't been talking in the poll tags but this is the finals so i gotta and i still have spare announcer energy

[bird-likes-to-fandom]

@ride-the-cyclober prompt 26: ricky's cats in costumes!

this was fun to draw, especially considering i dont draw animals very much!

#rtc #ride the cyclone #ride the cyclober #do i tag this as ricky even though hes not in the post? hmmm #oh also you cant really tell but the frankenstein's bride cat has three legs #and in my mind the big white one is deaf #the black witch cat also has three legs as a nod to the cat that lives at my vets office (love you nala) #bird likes to art #OH and also the shark kittens costume is based on the real one my dads cat has (love you prince!)

[beast-feast]

I forgot how to draw the tall German man and I am very upset about it </33333

#lobotomy corporation #funeral of the dead butterflies #der freischütz #little red riding hooded mercenary #army in black #punishing bird #lobotomy corporation big bird #judgement bird #schadenfreude #the silent orchestra #mountain of smiling bodies #fragment of the universe

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

GUYS

I READ A WHOLE BOOK IN ONE DAY GUYS

I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO DO THIS FOR YEARS

Now, the book in question wasn’t long (less than 300 pages) but still, I started and finished it in one day and I’m proud of myself for it. I have had a lot of trouble reading in the past 3 or so years and an even harder time FINISHING a story. But I got through this one!!

The book in question is the first book in the Skyborn series, “Sparrow Rising” which I got on my last bookstore haul trip. And yes I did literally get it because it was about kids with wings and I was quietly hoping that my obsession with Artham in the Wingfeather Saga, my favorite winged human, would carry over into this. Apparently it worked!

Quick little review/synopsis if you’re interested: So at first this appears to be a typical coming-of-age story with the protagonist, Ellie, trying to win a flying race to prove herself worthy of being a defender of the kingdom, a “Goldwing”. She forfeits the race when she finds an injured boy in the field they’re flying over and ends up traveling with him and his thieving misfit friends to the capital to try and enter the kingdom-wide race to join the Goldwings. Amidst the typical coming of age storyline, however, you have magical evil gargoyles that descend out of clouds to straight up murder anyone they encounter outside of a shelter. There is no known explanation for them except myths and legends. There’s also a magical stone that has HEALING POWERS, a floating castle, all the kids have tragic backstories/special powers/abilities/secrets, corrupt rulers, and a surprisingly good lesson about idealism and black-and-white thinking. It’s got some pretty good worldbuilding and plenty of mystery going on that kept me intrigued. Also, unimportant detail but one of the kiddos has a horned marten and I’m cracking up because I’ve never heard of them being used in a story besides the Inkheart books so I’m over here like, “did the author read those and just really like gwin?” because that’s the vibe I get and I love it.

All in all I’d give it probably 4 stars, it was a good little read and helped me stave off a migraine and distracted me from the power being out today.

#reading #books #readers #this is kind of a big thing for me #the struggle has been real #skyborn #sparrow rising #book review #very amused that the last time I read a book about misfit kids with wings was the maximum ride books and I was like 13 ajgjkhahjgdkajf #artham would adopt all these children in a heartbeat #he just comes home with them and beams at arundelle like 'look I found little bird children can I keep them?' and she can't say no #ahjgagdkas also the kid with the horned marten is really good with animals just like dustfinger this theory holds weight xD

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

my favorite thing about making self insert ocs is that 90% of the time i dont even want them to interact with canon characters. i just want them to be chillin in the world somewhere

#there IS in fact a 10% of me that goes “now kiss” or MORE likely “youre best friends now” but that is reserved for me only. #i dont know what brought this up exactly. notjing in particular #i just think i probably go about things like this differently than a lot of people and its like #yes i have a riptide oc! no i dont eant them to interact with the plot at all! #they are just sailing on a boat with their best friend and maybe the two od them are cannibals sometimes. like silly background characters. #jonesy and i once made a joke about them being the wet bandits from home alone with ollie as kevin #and i think thats the closest to interacting with canon i need . theyre just There. #idk !!! i just think self insert characters are fun and people should make them more :] #its one of my favorite ways of interacting w a piece of media i enjoy #my trigun oc is like. yeah he was raised by the eye of michael and everything but now he just fucks off in the desert #and rides big birds and does stupid shit. and i love him so much. vash the stampede who. never hesrd of him

[misterparadigm]

What? WHAT?! There's actually a NEW episode of Mallory on Tapas and Webtoon?!

I've literally had this thing on the shelf, nipping away at it for almost four years. I've been working on Mallory all this time, too--every week! Just not on the comic. Featured at the top of this episode is a friend of mine who has been a great supporter of all things Mallory; thanks, AyKay! Unfortunately, this is not a sign of more episodes to come in the near future, because I'm working on more pitch materials, film and television scripts, and a number of other things for the future of Mallory. But as always, I'll be giving you at least a little Mallory content with holiday postcards, so hang in there, and thank you SO MUCH for all your patience and support.

#mallory bash #mallory #the sweetest days #vanessa williams #moonblush #moonblush village #car ride #odran #odran bash #tapas #tapastic #webtoon #web comic #webcomic #cartoon #comic #big figaro's pizzarrhea #pizzarrhea #sweet up and down creamery #sweet up and down #parlor books #red bird #little red bird #red bird lane #240 red bird lane #nightdrift #nightdrift county #pizza #90's #90s

[iamnmbr3]

TR!Thor: Where’s your chair? 

TR!Loki: idk. where’s your character arc? 

#humor #thor ragnarok #TR critical #crack #Loki #Thor #random musings #'tR mAdE ThOr FuNNy' lmao rlly? ur telling me Thor asking for a bird big enough to ride #and his banter with Loki while escaping in TDW weren't supposed to be funny??? wut. #c'mon. just bc TR is the first movie where Thor got hit on the head with a ball in a dumb gag doesn't mean other movies weren't funny

[fanghur]

thinking about the maximum ride series by James Patterson again and, like, I still love the concept and story, just really, really hate the writer and how he treated it. Almost nothing is consistent save for character's races (but hair and eye colour are free game!), there's plot points that go nowhere that I'm still mad about, and can't because the last book I read ended (Spoilers for uhh, Nevermore I think?) with fucking Meteors Coming the Fuck outta Nowhere and hitting the Earth and fucking killing basically everyone outside the people we care about, so never mind the ominous tunnel under the normal school from book two, it never came up again and everything destroyed! Which leads to my third major issue, 'plot twists' that come from nowhere and/or a different plot twist feels like it's coming but Nope! See, previously mentioned Meteor of Fuck Y'All

Like, you want another example of the series lost potential? Okay, cool, buckle up because it's gonna be a doozy, not even getting into all the rest of my ranting after.

So in case you aren't familiar with the series and wanna know wtf am I talking about, here's the first book. Max Ride is a mutant bird kid that leads a Flock of other bird kids and makes sure they aren't found by the scientists, White Coats, that created, abused by, experimented on, abused by, and did I mention abuse? They got out 4 years prior because Jeb, a white coat, got them out, so he's Good! but he disappeared, so boo. Anyways, one day they're all chillaxin at their home that Jeb was able to acquire for them years ago without The School that the White Coats work at knowing about, and Boom, evil wolf-human hybrids called Erasers show up, and kidnap Angel, the youngest at 6, and also a telepath, and the others chase after them. Got it? Good.

They get Angel back, awesome, now they're on the run, less awesome. Then Max get's a grenade-grade migraine that almost makes her a Splat because it was at cruising altitude, and Ta-Da, Max! You're now the proud owner of a Voice in your head, but don't worry, you're not developing a mental illness, because it can interact with computers and stuff! A couple books later, Jeb, who's alive! But, ~gasp~ EVIL??! reveals that HE is the Voice! Aaannnd that's all the reveals I remember regarding that plot point.

Sooo, with the background knowledge, you probably noticed something, if only because of the details I chose. That's right, no one suspects Angel the telepath of being the source or carrier/relay point of the telepathic Voice, because she's Baby, nevermind that she telepathically forced someone to ram into a wall repeatedly, she's Baby. Like, as cool as I thought Max was, I wanted to shake her even back then because Angel was Literally in the Hands of the White Coats Maximum use your fucking brain-

And that could have been a cool plot twist that Angel was evil and subtly guiding everyone along. Hell, she askes/demands to be made leader of the Flock and Max just, says no and waves it to the side? Like, girl she could make you! Ask yourself Why? But nope, Jeb's gotta be able to talk in the Voice's, well, voice, meanwhile the company that owns The School is run by someone with turtle DNA that's over, like, 100? How? Or the Head of the FBI is a director of The School, or just wtf was up with the Uber-Director from uhh, the Final Warning I think? The one where it just leans HARD into climate crises and Global Warming, and cool, good message, but what happened to the whole Bird Kids Hiding so they don't get Experimented on Again angle? When they're literally putting on aerial shows to raise awareness?

But you wanna know the one thing I HATED on a more personal level? What a surprise from someone who's ace, because it's the motherfuckin Love Story that got shoved in here! Oh no my friends, not just a love Story, it's a Love Triangle

Basically, Book 2 Fang kisses rando and Max gets jealous but is confused because romance? In my survival? Get that shit outta here. Then, a few books later but especially in MAX the Novel (cause that ain't confusing at allll for book 5) Fang peruses Max romantically. Which, uh, a) ace like I said, I was a fan of Max's prioritizing survival because romance did not make sense to prioritize more, and b) Max constantly tells the reader she sees it as a sibling relationship, not romantic. Sure, he's her "right-wing man" but still a brother, so, not a fan of incest either, icked me out that it became a focus, to the point he wears her down and they try dating and just fuck that.

Don't get me wrong, I can like romance, but it's a put-off if it doesn't make sense for the characters, and guess what? It made no sense for Max.

Then, I guess Patterson realised the incest angle was bad so enter Dylan, a new bird kid that was cloned from some dead rando kid that was created, literally, to be Max's Perfect Match, a mad scientist SoulMate if you will, and then they date after Fang fucks off into the sunset.

WHAT

Realise that, outside Fang 'romancing' Max until she caved, Max is definitely the type to, and had continuously, rebel against the machinations of evil scientists, so, wtf?

Meanwhile, if Max had realised that, that scene in book 2 still canon, that she was jealous of Fang kissing red-headed rando girl, well, then we could have gotten a) no incest ick b) rebelliousness in a non-conventional relationship (attempt) c) a major Fuck You to the Evil Scientists and their 'owo perfect bird kids kids' eugenics program (btw Max was still 15 when Dylan's introduced) and d) representation of LGBT+. Boom, mic drop. Plus, from inter-fandom shipping perspective, that's a lot of potential for fanart and even I like fluffy shipping art once in a while. (btw if this inspires people to ship Max and redhead girls from other fandoms I would appreciate links because it is a hill I will die on)

There's more, but that's my biggest gripes

TL;DR Fuck James Patterson for all the wasted potential of this series, and also I headcanon Max Ride to be a lesbian who doesn't realise and has a thing for red-heads.

#Maximum ride #max ride #mr #dude I loved the concept so bad both plot and wanted to be a bird kid #I literally had dreams about having wings I was so obsessed #they really did my girl Max dirty #and by they I mean Patterson he dropped the ball so fucking much #long post #rantings and ramblings of a mad woman #mad as in angry btw #lets face it we're all mad here in a chesire cat way on this site #Not even gonna get into later in the series because I dropped it #but from what I heard post-Nevermore? Big Yikes

[natescoloringbook]

🦁Hanging With A Pal

Hung out with my friend Leo in Glasgow the other day! Didn’t get up to much, just looked around the shops ( so pics will mainly be of that ) but this hangout was a particularly big deal for me because it was my first time going into Glasgow by myself. I normally struggle even leaving the house on my own to go to the corner shop so it was very scary but I survived!

Pal in the train station

I’m so happy that they’re making big versions of the Beanie Bellies! I gotta get this guy one day

Our friends hanging out while we had lunch

All my friends keeping me safe!

#personal blogging #january #rainbow #beanie boo #chocolate #food #jellycat #pokemon #palkia #dialga #godzilla #sesame street #big bird #slumberkins #plushblr #spirit riding free #spirit untamed

[holygamerdragongamer]

Lobotomy corporation abnormalities headcanons

Melting love: at least one or two employees of lobotomy corporation wishes that they are immune to the effect of melting love so they can hug it without the risk of getting infected...also there's bound to be atleast to one or two employees who fantasies fucking the the slime monster

Knight of despair: used to be the team mom of the magical girls before everything goes to shit

King of greed: despite her apperance king of greed is actually a tomboy and is actually pretty jacked

Laetitia: laetitia is actually is a regular doll who is possesed by the actual wee witch from a faraway place. The reason why her "friends" didn't attack her before is because they sense her presence within the doll

You are bald: hates getting it's head slapped

Clouded monk: he actively tries to do good, but is in a constant internal struggle with his petra form due to actually the monk's dark desires made manifest. The clouded monk views his immortality as a trial from buddah to see if he can truely redeem himself

Big and will be bad wolf: after constant faliures of him trying to break free from the villian role he is destined to be, he just gave up and accept his fate, this leads him to be jaded view on his life, because why just even bother trying not to be the bad guy "when you keep on doing bad thing" also he sees any wolf character or wolf abnormality that is actually loved and have possitive traits. He would definately will go and fight and try to kill that abnormality out of anger and envy due that the wolf is playing the role of the hero

Funeral of dead butterflies: his favirote drink is sugar water

Punishing bird: small bird used to have a beautiful singing singing voice, but before he tear open his mouth, he realized that this would cost him his singing voice, so he decided to perch on his favriote branch and sang his final song, before becoming the punishing bird. People who listened to the bird's song cried, to this day punishing bird when in it's containment unit would sometimes tries to sing but is unable to

Judgement bird: judgement bird and servant of wrath don't like each other due to servant of wrath is the representation of fair justice while judgement bird is unfair justice

Little red riding hooded mercinary: she's a tsundere

#lobotomy corporation #lobcorp #punishing bird #abnormality #headcanons #servant of wrath #king of greed #knight of despair #melting love #clouded monk #big and will be bad wolf #you are bald #judgement bird #funeral of the dead butterflies #little red riding hooded mercinary #project moon

[bad-lobcorp-aus]

AU where Little Red has a rivalry with Punishing Bird instead of the wolf.

#lobotomy corporation #submission #submitter: orcasandwhalesharks #little red riding hooded mercenary #punishing bird #big and will be bad wolf #bad lobcorp aus