#bi john

[sweeterthansucrose]

Gay people can't flirt properly. It's always something like:

'Punch me in the face.'

'Punch you?'

'Yes, punch me, in the face, didn't you hear me?'

#i am sherlocked #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock #johnlock #sherlock x john #They're gay: I'm Sherlock's scarf and I confirm it #punch me in the face #seriously though #like the lgbtq community needs help with theie flirting #we either a) end up talking about some nonsense #b) gush about girl in red/conan gray/cavetown etc. #or c) gay panic aka uhh I mean I uh you um #bi john #gay ace sherlock #they're gay your honor #you know what? #I would avoid his nose and teeth too

[wombywoo]

civvies

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #john price #kyle gaz garrick #my art #this is just after Simon's bi-yearly haircut by an actual barber #and not over the kitchen sink #is it any surprise that Gaz has the most style? no #Soap is somehow the least-douchey douchebag north of the border #Price is contemplating where his marriage went wrong despite being an eternal bachelor #and if my only accomplishment in this fandom is to defame Ghost for his unequivocal lack of swag #so be it~

[bzjohndory]

I hope u all like John Dory and Floyd’s dynamic as much as i do.

(Copied and pasted from twt)

This is definitely me spreading my John Dory and Floyd talk abt customers together a lot agenda bc they are the ones who serve the most. YOU CANNOT TELL ME THEIR ASSES ARE NOOOT TELLING EACHOTHER ABT NOT TIPPING OR CUSTOMER GOSSIP!!!

I actually am going insane i think abt them too hard THEY RELY ON EACHOTHER A LOT SINCE THEY BOTH HANDLE THE BRUNT OF THE CUSTOMERS ‼️‼️‼️ i like to imagine they engage in a lot more work conversations because of how comfortable they are working together similar to bruce & clay..

Sorry this post is just. John dory and floyd making conversation every second theyre not running orders. Idk how to demonstrate the euphoric feeling to turn to ur coworker like “man that guy sucked ass” “IK???” But thats them

+bonus

I think abt the fact that john dory is way older than floyd and branch in my au and probably the same age as their idols

#trolls band together #brozone diner #john dory #trolls john dory #i love john dory a normal amount #trolls 3 #haha john dory is my favorite #trolls #trolls floyd #john dory and floyd are fucking best friends #floyd helped john dory discover he’s bi #brozone diner but i still fucking think abt how floyd was the only one happy to see john dory #they mean so much to me #fleek and creekdory mentioned but not canon #maybe on my alt account #john dory and floyd get along really well and i think abt it alot.

[cod-dump]

Soap: How do I look?

Price: Oh you look uh... nice.

Soap: FUCK *storms off*

Price: What did I say??

Gaz: I think he was going for "outrageously bisexual" not just "nice", Cap.

Price: And??

Ghost: Oh he definitely needed to change then.

Gaz: Right?? Glad it wasn't just me who saw it.

Soap, at a distance: I CAN HEAR YE BASTARDS!!

#submission #if he’s not blinding people with his disaster bi-ness then he needs to try harder #call of duty #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #john price #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes

[lvl3glassfrog]

Quincey Morris tightened his belt with that quick movement which I knew so well

Don't think it don't think it don't think it

in our old wandering days it meant "action."

DON'T THINK IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T THINK IT

#dracula daily #quincey morris makes everyone bi #john seward #quincey morris

[pilfappreciator]

I just saw your request guidelines! how about a John Dory x gn!reader that babies him? he's all abt being the leader and bossy and such, it would be cute when he turns soft and lets the reader baby him.

Ah yes, love me some middle-aged dumb jock "all about that van life" squating in the woods and interrupting strangers weddings for no reason ex-boyband member fluff 😘

John Dory x Reader: his ass needs pampering

Includes: GN! Reader, touch-starved John Dory, mentions of prolonged isolation, slight angst

🥽 It'll take some time (and lots of persuasion on your end) before John Dory even CONSIDERS the idea of letting someone else take the reigns

🥽 He was forced to grow up pretty quick when he was younger. He was the oldest of five and it didn't seem like any of them had parents to fall back during their childhood. Sure, there was Grandma Rosiepuff but it wasn't quite the same... and after Brozone started to take off in popularity, John Dory felt it was his time to step up as a leader

🥽 Obviously, having that kind of pressure on your shoulders while growing up in the public eye doesn't bode well for someone's self-worth

🥽 I feel like John Dory found comfort in being in charge tho?? Like he likes when things go his way so he definitely appreciated the feeling of control lol

🥽 BUT LIKE I SAID, this man CAN be talked into taking the backseat for once!!

🥽 Start out small. Maybe do little favors for him, like grabbing him a tool or item he needs before he goes for it himself, or holding doors open so he can walk through, or using your thumb to wipe some crumbs or sauce off his face (this guys a messy eater, don't even ATTEMPT to convince me otherwise)

🥽 Tbh he probably won't even notice what you're doing at first. He'll just be like "aw thanks babe :]" and move his ass right along

🥽 He'll only start taking the hint once you start escalating those favors. Next thing he knows you're offering to drive Rhonda so he can relax, or making his meals for him, or offering massages

🥽 I mean... he might not refuse that last one but that's besides the point shahlskdja

🥽 It's only when you start taking on some of his chores and usual manual labor that he starts speaking up

🥽 "Look, babe, I appreciate what you're tryin' to do but it's fine! I've got this!"

"No, it's cool, I'll do it."

"Seriously, you don't have to."

"I know! But I want to."

"Really, your boy's got thi---"

"You sit your ass down and enjoy that sandwich I made you, John Dory."

"Okay o_o"

🥽 Yeahhhh you're definitely gonna have to be firm with this man if you actually want him to relax. Maybe make his ass do a puzzle or something askjdhas

🥽 I mean it's not like you're taking away his whole sense of agency or anything. He still has the freedom to go and do as he pleases, it's just that now he's got you looking over his shoulder, ready to jump in once he so much as STARTS overworking himself. It's gonna take him some time to get used to being doted on. Fully expect some pouty looks being thrown your way and to hear him grumbling under his breath

🥽 BUT THEN YOU START ESCALATING EVEN FURTHER?? Suddenly you're buying/making him things he needs, like new tools or equipment??? Maybe you two are out on the town one day and you spot him eyeing something through the window of one of the shops, and a few days later—

🥽 "WHOA!! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!"

"Oh, I just saw it the other day and thought of you! :D"

"...Babe, that's a grappling hook."

"Did I stutter?"

🥽 John Dory starts coming around to the idea of being spoiled after that lol

🥽 I'm like 99% sure everyone in the fandom agrees that this man? This guy who's been living all alone in the wilderness and probably eating insects for nutrients for like 20 years??

🥽 TOUCH-STARVED AS HELL

🥽 I mean he was already pretty touchy-feely BEFORE you started pampering him... but then you start giving him more massages (specifically back/shoulder/foot rubs)... and getting him to lay his head on your stomach/lap after a long day... and running your fingers across his scalp all the while...

🥽 Better have a mop and bucket on standby cuz if this man melts any further, he'll be a puddle ;))

🥽 Definitely starts to seek you out after he's had a bad day/been in his head too long. Lay some kisses on his forehead pretty pls <33

🥽 WORDS OF AFFIRMATION!! DROP SOME PRAISE AND COMPIMENTS ON THIS GUY!!! I mean he probably got plenty of that during his Brozone days but most of them were aimed at his looks/music

🥽 I mean he's definitely not gonna complain if you call him a hunk but I digress

Not even gonna lie to yall... When the first teaser for the movie dropped I was like "Hmm... idk if the movie's gonna as good as the last one but at least Branch's long lost brother is hot"

ALKSHDJLKJAKSD IM SORRY BUT WHY DID THEY MAKE ALL THE CHARACTERS HOT WHAT THE FUCK

#go ahead and guess my fav brozone member #bet you cant #fr tho john dory is just like--> #>;] #for like half the movie and i was like #“damn he sexy tho” #im bi and hes a himbo i shoulda known better 😔 #trolls #trolls band together #trolls john dory #brozone #brozone x reader #trolls x reader #x reader #headcanon

[multifandominfj]

Peacock gets it. We as fans have been seen! 😂

#katie mcgrath #the continental #the adjudicator #the world of john wick #katie mcgrath was my bisexual awakening and is my celebrity crush #bi panic

[xkzuka]

there is something so so funny about a literal god ringing a guy's doorbell later in the night and patiently waiting for him to answer the door-

like johnny had a member of the freaking yakuza tied up to a chair in his house,,, liu kang could have easily teleported into his house and went from there

but instead,,, he walked up to his door step, rang his doorbell, and very patiently waited for him to answer the door with his arms crossed ready to introduce himself,,,

not to mention accidently setting off the smoke alarm trying to break up a fight

#what a gentleman #such a lad #liu kang #johnny cage #john carlton #kenshi takahashi #bi han #kuai liang #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #mortal kombat #netherrealm studios #nrs

[werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcat]

Redraw of one of my first works here - retirement guys my beloved

#art #fanart #digital art #sherlock holmes #sherlock fanart #john watson #retirementlock #redraw #illustration #acd john watson #acd johnlock #acd sherlock holmes #victorian johnlock #ttfbs #the two from baker street #gay #bi

[cornmagnate]

And miles to go before I sleep.

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent spoilers #malevolent fanart #arthur lester #john doe #malevolent john #malevolent arthur #fanart #fanartist #queer artist #bi artist #digital arwork #procreate art #artist on tumblr #podcast fanart #podcast art

[amoebeau]

im woobifying the priest game in ways you cant even imagine

#sorry god i will never twinkify john ward #i cant bring myself to do it #LAST ONES A JOKE. taking advantage of them all being bi canonically #faith game #faith the unholy trinity #john ward #lisa pearson #my art #too many to tag sorry #btw i dont ship john and lisa #i guess if thats ur thing then heres food for you

[ghoulisheous]

Danny is adopted by the batfamily the second he steps foot in Gotham and does a pretty good job of keeping his secret. Almost six months now!! I mean, he wasn't fully able to hide his secret. His family thinks he's a meta with a handful of powers. But he's got the halfa thing on lockdown

He just didn't take Constantine into account

Danny met the guy exactly once and knew he was clocked the second they made eye contact. The next thing he knew Bruce was gifted a book titled The Care and Maintenance of Rare Entities

With a very damning chapter in particular.

He was starting to understand why Constantine was hated in cryptid/paranormal circles. Unbearably smug man

Dinner that night was almost more awkward than his first night in the manor. But at least he has the reassurance he's supported 100% percent.

Bruce just doesn't completely understand how to approach the concept of a half-ghost son. He does, however, have a bisexual son. Is it like gay? What's the protocol here? Cake? Custom cake? With ghosts? Rainbow cake? With the inscription 'Congrats It's a Ghost' maybe? He makes sure to reassure Danny, that he'll be having a talk with Constantine about exactly how appropriate it was to out him. It should've been Danny's decision to tell them. After a long talk with Tim, Bruce was reasonably sure he knew how to handle this. He just wished he knew what kind of flag was meant for half-ghosts. Tim wasn't helpful on that front

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

#dp x dc #danny phantom #batman #bruce wayne #john constantine #crossover #ghouly tag #love that bi tim drake is canon now #also imagining bruce sitting in the manor library with the book and a pair of reading glasses trying to figure out #wth constantine gave it to him #and then he gets to That Chapter and then OH #danny doesnt talk to tim for three days after he makes up a flag with a blanket ghost with legs and a photoshopped transformation ring #tim is having the time of his life #bruce sees tim's flag concept and gets it custom made for danny tho

[nheystyle]

an important question that's been plaguing young stanley

art by @nheyguys

#south park comic #south park #south park fanart #stan marsh #stan marsh comic #stan marsh fanart #stan marsh bi #john elway #sm #lc #liane cartman #7

[shu-bullshit]

WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO THE MIRROR?

I have to leave this song here, not my favorite but the lyrics are just too fitting.

#This is my faith bi flag #I just have this belief that the mirror man is a reflection of John's dark side; which was completely brought out with drug later #anyways I just like to show him like this; not in a way like he's psycho but like he's just dealing with these thoughts like everybody else #I'm always too lazy to draw anyone besides that one character then I just go what about I just draw two of them. as usual. #my art #faith game #faith the unholy trinity #john ward #faith john ward

[vroomvroomwee]

Daily reminder that Jack Harkness is confirmed canon omnisexual by none other that John Barrowman himself and all you lovely omni people deserve some damn rep too

#not bi not pan #omni #omnisexual #john barrowman #captain jack harkness #jack harkness #torchwood #doctorwho #doctor who

[citnamora]

Happy Arospec Awareness Week! 🔆

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #queen poppy #branch trolls #john dory #clay trolls #bruce trolls #guy diamond #asaw 2024 #asaw #aspec headcanons #aro headcanons #arospec headcanons #hiiiii so these are my arospec trolls headcanons!! I thought about posting these for a while then asaw is this week sooo #here y'all go aro troll enjoyers!!! bc I am an aro troll enjoyer hehehe #for flags: aroflux bi poppy. arospec ace branch. alloaro john dory. aroace bruce. non sam aro clay. aroace guy diamond #also I didn't include it but I really like the idea branch and poppy are in a wavership bc of their fluctuating attraction!!! #canon broppy gives me HUGE soft romo vibes but that's another post #anyways aro trolls be upon ye!!!!!! #edit: also to clarify I see bruce as partnering aroace and guy diamond as nonpartnering aroace <3