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vampirerite · 8 months

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high school teacher + demon killer au because ?????????

lots and lots of details below. i kinda went insane

TLDR Artoria is a Slayer figure so shes just really good at killing shit, but that also means demons and etc are just naturally attracted to her. Merlin helped raise her with everything she would need to be a killing machine, and has for several of her reincarnations, but with each one he felt worse and worse she didnt get a normal life even if it was for "the greater good". He still taught her how to defend herself but couldnt bring himself to railroad her into dedicating her entire life to it again so now shes a school Principal and he's head of the English department. He does everything in his power to make sure Artoria doesn't notice demon activity (she does, she notices it very much, but she remembers her past lives and is trusting Merlin to handle it and treating this like a vacation essentially). Merlin is responsible for properly banishing demons from earth when hunters kill them, as destroying their hosts or their demonic forms still gives them a chance to come back years down the line.

He noticed Izou (PE teacher) and Antonio (Music teacher) had affinity for demon slaying and pays them extra to help keep the school safe, because its a supernatural hotzone now from Artoria being there. Theres a lot more staff recruits (you can assume every other staff member in every department is in on it) but im focusing on these two.

Izou is back in his home town after feeling lonely getting pissed off at his mechanic job, and he just takes the PE position bc how hard can it be to teach kids to kick a ball. or run. He lives in Ryouma's extra room and also loved coming back to find out he was married, invited no one to the wedding, and also his wife is a benevolent dragon god demon that is a threat to the local frog population (she eats them but also accepts them as offerings for small boons) but otherwise harmless. Izou is no stranger to killing demons but his understanding of the magic behind it is pretty much zero, he'll just keep cutting until it dies. And if cutting it doesnt kill it, hes in trouble. His favorite student is Okita Jr, a young girl who's a bit outcast because she always talks to her imaginary friend Rengoku. but she actually "listens" to Izou's athletic advice, which makes him incredibly happy. She's the daughter of Okita and Nobu.

Antonio has always struggled with possessions and he foolishly made a deal with one named The Gray Man to get other demons off his back when he was a child. When summoned The Gray Man is in control and possesses his body, which lets him physically fight on level with a demon. This has its advantages, but unfortunately just being contracted to The Gray Man occasionally causes auditory and visual hallucinations. This means he needs someone to reality check him occasionally, which Mozart does regularly as his best friend and coworker. Unfortunately, Antonio's most frequent hallucinations involve killing him. When not using The Gray Man he can still conjure a silver sword thats especially effective against undead and cast minor bindings and offensive magics. He does not have a favorite student, but adores the group of children he teaches choir at the local church.

Asclepius is the school nurse whos crabby and intense and yet weirdly lax. if you show up saying you have a stomach ache he'll question you as if you murdered someone, looking for something strange or unique about the most simple injuries or nausea just in case it's tied to a demon or a possession. As soon as you pass his check he'll let you go home, even if you admit you were lying about feeling sick. Its not his business why you want to leave, just get out of his office. But also he's there for demonology research and is given his extra pay in demon corpses for research. He is also not defenseless, having rigged most of his office with some sort of trap or hidden weapon he can set off in case someone tries to steal research or corpses. A perk of him being eccentric is that no one questions why his office takes up the majority of the school basement. He also lives down there.

#skeletxt #my art #accidentally wrote a whole ass outline. ill probably doodle more for this but actually write? nah.

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wolfertinger · 1 year

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I hope people realize, that I leaked the dms only because their current partner is a fucking weirdo. Salem is only an accomplice and refuses to ever take accountability. As well as his current partner. He continues to blame his issues on his alters. And yes the dms are real. I hate that I ever got close with any of them. I really did believe he got better and got the help he needed. But obviously not if he’s enabling someone who fucking consumes feral and claims it to be a ploy account despite venting and taking comms on it. Like I am a victim in this and I got insanely sick of my exes acting like this was totally normal behavior. The fact they’re trying to paint me as abusive when I have bpd is beyond insane considering that his current partner has bpd too. Sorry that my display in behavior is outwards. Didn’t know that splitting on MY ex for a topic as serious as being sexual with a minor was not okay. Super cool.

apologize for nothing. im deeply sorry people are demonizing you for being nd and victimblaming at the same time... it makes me sick people are so eager to pretend like their fav artist couldnt possibly do anything wrong. isnt it weird that this exact protective behavior followed over from both his puppychan and wolftinger accs? people are almost too eager to stick their heads in the dirt and make up excuses for actually horrible human beings.

thank you for speaking out about everything. i hope people learn to leave you alone.

btw. i did also notice someone puppy associates with is interacting with several minors on an account they explicitly marked as 18+. just in case anyone else wants to try and defend puppy for his continued enabling.

why is it so hard to not interact with minors if you are a clearly marked nsfw account? i had to stop collecting examples bc there were so many.

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madisonrooney · 2 years

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jersey boys weekend was....insane. which like obvs i expected but it was far more insane than i couldve predicted in the best possible way. more under the cut.

i think imma just let out a stream of consciousness that ill keep chronological as best i can

- its always hard to say if ill cry or not cuz sometimes i do sometimes i dont even with really really special things. admittedly, i was even more vulnernable bc when we got in friday night, there was an issue with our tix. they were supposed to be in the pit but the pit had been removed bc of covid. they had called me last june about changing my pit tix for saturday matinee but never addressed friday even tho they knew i had tix for multiple shows. given that was last june, naturally i forgot about it, so i never reached out to them or anything. so they just had to....find other seats for us. i was really confused and not sure if we were gonna get moved or something. admittedly tho, that still counts as “emotions being impacted by jersey boys” so. hey. but i was definitely also vulnerable out of excitement, i was feeling that all day.

anyway. yah. i fucking sobbed when ces soirees la started, even into silhouettes. like not just tears streaming down my face but like vocal, guttural sobbing. which admittedly isnt that appropriate in a theater, thats more of a concert thing, but i couldnt control myself. regardless it was euphoric. you have no idea how many times i have envisioned that moment in my head for the last TWO YEARS. it may have been slightly disrupted and i was a bit distracted, but i was definitely still able to be present in the moment to some extent.

- every. last. second. not only was just so perfectly written, paced, and acted, but felt so connected to who i am and what i love. not to say i didnt already know i felt that way about the show, but it had been so long. nearly twice as long as the longest id gone without seeing the show before (since i fell in love with it that is). not to mention weve all changed a lot over the last 2 years and im sure most can say they hold the things they love to an even higher value now, especially if those were things they couldn’t experience during quarantine.

- there was new dialogue between frankie and mary?? about knowing each other in high school?? not sure when that was added or why but my mom and i looked at each other like ???? that HAS to be really new cuz i listen to the jersey boys podcast and they havent mentioned it, and i feel like they would if they knew about it

- frankie valli is a short king. dont know how ive never said this before.

- gyp had a really good my mothers eyes cry and i grade gyps on that lol

- im starting to realize that i go ape is kind of a bop. is that bad.

- my dad came to saturday matinee. he hadnt seen the show before, id shown him the movie twice but he couldnt get that into it. but i think it finally clicked. i didnt get my hopes too high, i was sure enough he wouldnt hate it but if he just liked it ok that wouldve been enough. but he kept saying it was “awesome.” i heard him laughing at a number of jokes and i know he loved the music. he had to leave right after so i havent gotten much time to hear all of his thoughts but im def gonna call him soon to hear more.

- OKAY so after saturday matinee, we went to the stage door cuz i wanted pics with the tour buses. turned out, they were just all white but THE CAST WAS THERE. i didnt really know what to do since i know some places discourage stage dooring given the pandemic so i was just like as considerate as i could be but they were super chill, and i got pics with a ton of them + autographs??? normally i rehearse what ill say to actors in my head first and i did a bit leading up to this weekend, but i was pretty sure it wasnt even gonna happen, and in this case, i got no advance notice, i just had to jump right into it. they were just...THERE. so its safe to say i was a bit rambly and probably not saying exactly what i intended too but i also beat myself up too much in those situations a lot. they were all SO nice. i was so so so so happy and excited cuz i mean stage dooring is always exciting and more so for this show but the fact that it happened WHEN I WASNT EVEN EXPECTING IT TO. i was coming unglued looking forward to the show alone and then i got THIS on top of it. i wouldve been over the moon meeting just ONE cast member but i met a TON????

worth noting, one of the people i met was katie goffman who was doves cher understudy in clueless the musical!! i had been excited when she was announced for the touring cast back in late 2019 i think? so im so glad she was still in the cast and that i got to meet her.

i also got to meet kevin patrick martin again who id seen on tour and seen and met at 54 below both in 2018. i remembered him being super nice and he was super nice this time around too. more on him later.

also met the actors who played tommy, joey, crewe, and gyp

- my best friend @wander--meets--world came saturday night, also not having seen the show, just the movie. again, if she just liked it ok, that wouldve been more than enough, i couldnt really say for sure if itd be her thing or not. but she really liked it!! and had so many thoughts to share that we got to talk about at intermission and afterwards!!! over the years, ive had so few people to talk about this show with. i usually just rely on my mom who is great but i cant yknow meme with her fdhgjlkjd. jessica’s familiar with p much all my other main fandoms so we can discuss them, but we hadnt been able to discuss this, which is majorly high on the list. so the fact that we can now makes me sososososo happy.

it was also the first time wed seen each other in person in 2 years?? weve never gone anywhere near that long without seeing each other in the 15 years weve known each other?? and what better thing for us to have been doing than this. we also listened to plastic hearts, went to our fav italian place downtown, went to the 24 hour baskin robbins after the show, and watched cr1tikal in her car. ideal saturday night.

- after that saturday night show, we met a few more cast members, most notably jon hacker who was frankie, who id seen in newsies 7 years ago at the same venue, + as joey at new world stages in 2018, at 54 below a few months later, and then as frankie at new world stages the day after that. met him all those times except when he was joey. i had been so excited that he was a part of the touring cast and im so glad i got to meet him, and we talked for a while! he had such thoughtful responses to everything i had to say. and his poor voice was so gone, he left it all on the floor. (luckily he had a day off today which he deserved lol)

that night, i also met the guy who played nick (who today i realized played gerry when i saw beautiful three years ago and i met him then too lol???) and 2 of the girls who were also super sweet. plus i saw some of the same people from the afternoon again.

- then we had our final matinee this afternoon. we had a different frankie which was very exciting. ofc i love jon but i also love getting to see understudies, especially when youre seeing the show that many times in a row lol. katie was also on and she told me later it was her first time on this year, and i also found out it was her and her husband’s (who plays tommy) first time in the show together!

met that frankie at the stage door plus eric (bob) who id really hoped to meet (he was the only season i hadnt met yet, last piece of the puzzle!) and antonio (barry belson). antonio omgomgomg he was so good in the show so i was so excited to meet him and he gave me a hug??? and i told him like specific inflections of his i liked in the show and he was so touched and impressed that i noticed that??

over the course of making stories and posts on insta, multiple cast members have watched my story, responded to my story, liked my post, commented on my post, and now devon and kevin FOLLOW ME???? HELLO????

im truly just over the moon. again, i knew this weekend would be amazing but SO much more came out of it than i was expecting. like i said, seeing the show was more than enough. even if i only saw it once it wouldve been. but getting to be a crazy superfan and see it so many times was so...validating?? and it was fun to pay attention to more minor details. but then on top of that, the experiences with the cast were remarkable.

it was a little adventure. it felt kind of like the clueless trip (tho i think thatll always take the cake, both for the pure chaos of it all and the unique experience). still, it had the same vibe which felt so good, especially having not felt something like that in so long.

i waited three years for this. eagerly anticipating it to no end and having to deal with it being postponed twice. but it gave me everything i couldve wanted and then some.

rounds 13-16 complete.

#jersey boys #this is insanely long and mostly for personal record lol

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misterbitches · 3 years

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some thots. having a bad time so this is rougher than usual. oh well

....

i guess he really does know hiim best cos if that was my mans (man specifically cos if anyone else did that id take it more srsly) i would be like oh my god ur singing me a love song? i would love it but i woudl SCREAM in embarrassment. UNLESS it was a really deep love song that's about us dying together.

like i want to eat ur skin type of thing (drain u nirvana) lmaoa but i really like this song it reminds me of that velvet underground song (the only one i know cos of juno lmao) and nico or whatever 'i'm sticking with you)

my adhd would be out of fucking control i had to spend my time listening to this looking around i kept getting distracted by a tissue and thinking "wow this song is nice but i wish it would end bc i am getting distracted" and lo and behold i paused it and i have to pee and i know it's gonna take forever to undo this

ok about 12m later i turned it back on and they kissed and then he bit the corn then that night li chen also lost his virgin teas after watching gay porn and being like "hm interesting" and he'll be like "i see, ur dick is not medium sized"

i'm honestly gagging i cannot at this 12 year old marrying his mom

beautiful theyre beautiful

ayea you fucking psycho we do too because he was 17 and we had to witness it (or well, other people did cos i didnt watch the show even tho wayne song is [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP] and i want him to [BEEEEEEEP] and ppl even liked it which is fine like i get it in theory but they put this in my eyeballs so i'm gonna make fun of it bc it's fuckin DUMB lmao like i can't I CANNOT and he said "u were so persistent" BITCH UR 30??!?!???!?!?!?)capi hve it on mute and i tried to get a screencap of li chen and mu ren like together and not just his face but i cant find the timestamp and seeing their faces as they get married is literalyl traumattizing i'm like scremaing at my screen going "HE'S 5 HE'S 5 HE'S 5" and every time theyre like "we acn live forever together" like no bitch ur bones rae creaking

also is the officiator white? if anyone knows why or if that's common i'd love to know more. EDIT: HE ISN'T I JUST THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE MOBY FROM THAT ANGLE

anyway here

i'm almost done with this fucking bullshit and i am in a really ould mood and usu they make it a bit better but imo it's kind of....annoying i guess balancing all these story elements and introducin gother couples (even in the periphery) since the story in itself can't focus. i feel like all in all the time spent with these two is a lot more limited and we get the feel for the rship because of their chemistry as actors, irl chemistry as friends and colleagues, and hopefully being happy and working on a good set. so it isn't the strength of the writing or production.

for some reason they get like less dynamic ways of being together which i think is part of their charm, they do things their own way, but the writers really should have substantiated this more. it's really just the way everyone in the show has managed to deliver these AWFUL story lines and production decisions (like seriously who the fuck was on costume? lighting?)

like maybe hot take but all the moments that are cringe and insane in the show are not pleasant, per se, because they aren't thought out clearly. so they're not a joy to watch in the normal sense but the actors are good enough to pull it off. i didn't cringe at the talks they had because it felt like actors like acting these lines out instead of us being embarrassed for it and you CAN TELL theyre embarrassed.

this is a huge kudos to the casting director and the actors and whatever crew that actually did a good job. i don't particularly like watching bo xiang and his grandfather husband not because of the content but because i feel like, to me, they're so awkward even though they have chemistry. i don't have that issue with xing si and his rapist brother boyfriend because watching them is actually really pleasant, it's intimate. this isn't to do with the story though because when it hits you how devoid this other person is and how stupid the situation is it changes (for me, for me, for me, this is all my opinion think whateverrrr u want im not telling u 2 ok!)

so truly kudos to this cast. idk if i'm misremembering here but imo the most cast appropriate series in this was crossing the line and close to you. one is a decent atmosphere and execution (yes even with that brother story line, notice the major key differences though because that's a sincere false equivalence. they try to execute power imbalances soooo badly and then fail every time but here's one meant to shock too and it was just likelmao ok girl?)

it may not make sense to say either in a writing way or for the character to do it but i believe that whoever the characters these people are supposed to be especially those super not well written on the page still get that message aacross (yong jie's actor is a good ex. not sure if i should ccongratulate him for having the worst job on earth and the worst character and his character is flat but. ostensibly they should let their actions speak for themselevs but what they do is they back themselves into a ccorner with unsuretyabout their characters or a dilemma that pops up they just want to excuse it. well guess hwat u couldnt do enough legwork. but to some extent the disposable side couple works here on a um "our eyes see them and get it" way

also to me it seems like they chose this story just to have this specific wedding. like it's a timely topic and i'm pretty sure like another provision? (correction? idk) was made WRT taiwanese same-sex marriage so it's topical but it isn't like a "papa and daddy" situation where they're interacting in it and there (for ex: the pride parade) and there being like real life terms and consequences. here it seems like they were like ah yes wedding ah yes dumb couple from modc bc we kiled off the other one sooooo (then outsource them to life love on the line u__u) then hamfisting in some fucking message which is funny bc

- despite the hints peppered in and the clear attraction they both acknowledge ur like ~not gay just him~ even tho...i mean i just. again they dont read over what they write i don't think considering. but wahtever.

- the only gay dude (verbally said) is with his rapist brother with an awful power dynamic oh or IS a rapist (gao) (or his brother but i think it was just a "im a psycho so it's him" thing unless they said it. in which case idc cos i wasnt paying attn but that's also not great) or i guess the wedding but like....that's also a ridiculously inappropriate and dumb relationship taht it's built on. i mean i don't really see much respect her so i dont particularly want to hear abt gay weddings being important when they didn't even utilize it in the story beforehand and have we ever. this is a huge indication to me that it was a reverse engineered chosen story beforehand (if it was one) or thought of

soooooo

so reversal of that....it didnt give us enough time to breathe with these two at all but for both of the actors they can capitalize what's on the page and the writers didn't. like their dynamic is very i give/you give like taking car eof each other etc that's why

again, no artist worth their salt will ever say their work meant nothing. that's a cover up. i'm sick of lazy production and then getting away with it claiming being subversive or attacking an issue by not doing anything. we show crazy shit all the time but it has a POINT and ur point is "i like the gays" then girl.....i mean it's not great

but the acting really carried it. i have a feeling if this series continues it might continue to use more experienced actors cos maybe the budget goes up but they also have less inhibitions now when it comes to acting. i like the way li chen expresss himself and teng teng too. i like anson a lot and there's some angles that did not do any favors and i think eh has to get more control of his body movements (bc he's SO LARGE and thin) but he wasn't bad at all and there were real human tears. of course i, personally, favor charles tu. he has more control over his body because he has...less to work with and he's a bit bigger and he was really great in this role. he's a himbo a bit of a meathead but you like him. you like them. there's some things i think they had them say and do that they wouldn't let happen if they stuck to the characters and the story (mainly liking that dumb idiot rapist)

what i notice is that the reprehensible actions people criticize others for in the show and in real human life lalways gets turned around. teng teng being surprised that this boy's grandfather boyfriend met him when he was a junior in high school and he's 12 years older and him apologizing for being shocked and then whatshisface going "ur better at it than most people" and then the convo about gao with whatshisface and then rapist brother comes to pick him up. they are admonishing gao but thinking that rapist brother is noble for doin gwhat he did (and oh rapist brother shows up) like the hypocrisy and the decisions are immense. so now it's like "guys see he's a great guy" like girl STICK TO SOMETHING but whatever so i live in this universe where muren and li chen do everything right and have lots of different interesting fun seex with all their friends. i would write this but i cannot i am dying

#history 4: close to you #history 4 #li chen x mu ren #a thot

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chikkou · 5 years

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@1a1onde said: im glad your prof gave you an extension, man! three essays due basically at the same time sounds awful :(

honestly i was so fucking grateful for it!! this is my first time having this particular professor, and from her syllabus it really sounded like i was just fucked, bc it said that late papers were only accepted if there was a “documented” reason

usually if i cant make a deadline, i have a certain method i use to make sure it LOOKS like i sent something, but in actuality the file is corrupted and unreadable, so i take the extra time to actually finish the essay while i wait for the teacher to notice and ask me to resend (it ALWAYS works)

but in this case, the professor wanted a hardcopy AND a digital copy, which meant i couldnt buy myself any more time. so i took a chance and told her the truth abt what was happening, and told her id do anything she asked to prove it, but that i really needed ANY kind of extension - even a day. and, thankfully, she was completely understanding and gave me 5 extra days, and even gave me a tip on how to spread out the writing so it was less overwhelming. i almost cried in relief, i really didnt think she’d ever give it to me

but honestly the fact that this is a RARITY is the really insane part. no one should have to push themselves that hard, to the point of crying, because they dont think their professors will understand their situation or empathize with them. i think thats a really serious issue that academia has

#anya's replies #1a1onde #and honestly? high school is even worse abt that!

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meggannn · 6 years

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LOL YOUR ROOMMATE?? I can't stop laughing omg

god did i ever share the full story of what happened with my housemate last year? i think i bitched about her a little bit but here’s the full write-up of my six months with that housemate. unedited and probably full of errors and discrepancies sorry cause im going off entirely from memory

i’ve now moved out of this apartment, but i was there for a year with three other girls. two of them i got along with fine, and we introduced ourselves to each other before we moved in because that’s common courtesy to see if we get along right? but basically before any of us could talk or interview candidates for the last spot in the apartment, this girl, i’m making up a name and calling her emily, this random girl named emily basically came in and signed on for the spot on the lease without talking to any of us. uh, okay? so we eventually all get in a group chat and talk and introduce ourselves and plan to move in. day one: emily moved in before me and i moved in a few hours later. i walk in and see the kitchen and she’s already covered the fridge with magnets and pictures and paper clippings featuring…. herself. like, a few of them had her friends, but most of the pictures were of her. basically. am i crazy or is that fucking weird? so from the get-go she just seemed……. if not privileged (which i also knew she was later), then definitely some sort of weird type of entitled but i couldn’t tell if it was maybe just cultural differences? (she was russian but had grown up in the states. idk)

anyway. she had this boyfriend who would come over occasionally, it was no problem since we didn’t talk and just waved hi to each other occasionally. but from the first week she and another housemate who lived on the far end of the apartment were both having trouble sleeping because someone else on the floor was blaring their tv loudly all hours of the night in the room next door. after several weeks of not being able to sleep through the night, they’d pretty much had enough and managed to track down whose apartment it was, and it turned out to be this elderly black woman’s apartment. i don’t really know if the woman understood why they were so upset because i think she might have been going slightly senile as well, so i think maybe the tv, or the volume, was something she wasn’t entirely aware she was doing? but the other housemate, i’ll call her veronica (who is more chill but was still upset) understood that this was probably not a fight they wanted to pick. veronica noticed that the elderly woman had a middle-aged male visitor, who looked like family, come visit the woman a few times a week and take care of her/take out the trash etc, so veronica decided to wait until she saw the visitor again to talk to him about lowering the volume or turning the tv off, or maybe getting his relative headphones or something. but emily, like….. kept pushing it every single night. every single night for the first month or so she’d stomp across the floor and rap on the door loud enough to wake up the entire floor (the walls were thin and it wasn’t a big building). and most of the time the woman didn’t respond, but there was one notable time someone else got fed up enough to wake up at 2am and yell at emily (deservedly so) for waking up the whole hall. all of which i heard very clearly because my room was next to the main door to out apt.

things escalated when i overheard emily talking to her friend on the phone about the situation and then she mentioned that in retaliation, she went over in the middle of the night and put vaseline on the woman’s door handle. i was kind of stunned and disgusted that a grown ass adult (she’s at least a few years older than me, i’d guess late 20′s/early 30′s?) would do something like that???? but anyway a few nights later iirc, once again in the middle of the night, i was woken up by a shouting match down the hall because apparently the male relative had come back to check in on who he said was his mother, and HE WAS PISSED, UNDERSTANDABLY SO, AT FINDING MY ROOMMATE IN THE MIDDLE OF PUTTING VASELINE ON THE FLOOR CREVICE UNDER THE DOOR. LIKE. THAT’S NOT JUST PETTY BUT REAL FUCKING DANGEROUS TO DO TO AN ELDERLY WOMAN. he basically shouted at her and she kept talking about how she can’t sleep for months because of the noise, and whatever, but she stomped back to our apartment and they had this argument loudly at the door (remember, my room was right next to the front door). i listened to it for a couple minutes wondering if she would like, acknowledge what she did was wrong? and it became clear that she was so focused on the noise she wasn’t listening to this dude, so i came out and i tried to be a voice of reason. the guy was understandably really pissed that she would do something like that and i apologized for her and said she was wrong to do that (she had stomped off back to her room meanwhile) and he seemed grateful to talk to someone who wasn’t batshit crazy in the meantime so he mentioned that he had grown up in this building all his life before moving out so it hurt to see someone treat his mother this way who had lived here for 50 years or something. and after that i was just thinking like, jesus, this is so not the kind of fight you want to have with a family like this as a white woman in a gentrified apartment complex. like at some point you need to realize this is not your fucking place and if you must settle things, do it civilly or just dip out entirely.

i think emily eventually apologized and he accepted and they found out that the tv wasn’t even coming from the woman’s room at all, but from someone on the floor above who THEY also had had problems with for months.

veronica was away on a trip i think during this climax, but before, while it was still escalating, i was talking with veronica and veronica mentioned she and emily had bitched about the noise to each other often, but veronica said she drew the line when emily basically started making her complaints race-themed ever since she found out the elderly woman was black. etc the complaints turned from “it’s too loud” to “this neighborhood is so ghetto” and “that’s what black ppl are like” and stuff like that. veronica wasn’t cool with that, so she planned on handling any other complaints herself directly so she could resolve things like a normal person, but ever since veronica mentioned that i knew emily was a pos

emily also complained about people partying/drinking on the street outside till ~11pm, which imo isn’t too unreasonable, like normal people do, and basically being too loud or whatever. on some level i get it cause she had to go to sleep early to go to work early, but also at some point i was just wondering how she functioned as a human being in the real world

ANYWAY THE STORY I TELL AT PARTIES IS THIS ONE, THE ONE IN WHICH SHE LEAVES (i will try to keep this as short as possible while still giving you all the details you need to understand just how fucking weird it was):

in early november, emily group messaged everyone asking if her boyfriend could come live with us. to her credit she said she wouldn’t do it unless everyone was ok, and she waited to hear back from all of us. i was out of town at the time but i remember being really put off by this idea and i was going to say no, when i noticed that my two other housemates had ALREADY said yes in the chat. just like that. i was stunned. what? like, no follow-up questions or “we dont even really know him” or “how is this gonna work”? were they fucking insane?

i messaged her privately saying i really wasn’t comfortable with it, for xyz reasons. among those being 1) rent, because nowhere did she offer to split the rent five ways instead of four (they were basically going to split her room between them, which, no). 2) fridge/living space, which was small enough with four people to one apartment as it is, and 3) just overall “i dont fucking know him” atmosphere. she messaged back saying she understood, and i got to asking why this was so important to her to do now, because she mentioned she wanted to do it “asap” if we’d said yes.

and this is where my “no” turned into “hell fucking no.” she told me this:

in response to my question of if she’d want to put him on the lease, she said no, she wouldn’t want her boyfriend on the lease in case “something happens so she could just tell him to leave” (raising my question: what, exactly, do you expect to happen? maybe the landlord, who lives in the building, finding out someone’s living here illegally? bc THAT WOULD DO IT FOR ME)

she was marrying him in december which is why she wanted it to happen “soon” so they wouldnt be living apart. i asked why she couldnt just wait until the lease was up to do all this, to which she said:

her boyfriend’s green card (he was russian) had expired so he was now paying month to month and that’s when i realized, oh. bitch he’s using you for a green card marriage and you’re trying to inconvenience all of us instead of owning your life like an adult, or something

at some point during the conversation she like tried to bribe me with a couple hundred extra dollars per month “to cover the cost of the extra utlities/wifi/inconvenience,” which i politely declined. this was when i said basically “look i never got the sense you particularly liked living here (massive understatement) and i think that it’d work out best if you moved out, which you’re clearly already planning to do”

and she did start looking immediately. at some point while she was looking i overheard her talking to veronica mentioning that he was a huge fan of putin and she’d asked him to like, politely, stop?, lmao because she didn’t like his entire yknow politics, and he basically said “i’m sorry, i can’t betray my personal/national identity, i just really believe in putin” or whatever the fuck and i thought to myself, this bitch is marrying him anyway for some godforsaken reason

i don’t know why i hoped that she would be any more considerate moving out than when she moved in, but somehow i was still surprised when the sublet she picked out was someone she never introduced us to or mentioned before, she literally just said “hey here’s your new housemate and when she’s moving in” and dropped us a phone number and facebook page.

one last thing: while emily was moving out, veronica mentioned to me that she was really pleased i stood up to her because she felt massively uncomfortable with the situation too. i asked why she didn’t say something, and she said she talked to emily privately airing out her problems, and emily had managed to talk her into accepting that sort-of bribe privately off message, and emily told her ‘just say yes’ in the chat, so she did and was kind of kicking herself for it after. (our other housemate was off doing fuck knows what at this point; she was gone for weeks on end leaving us to take care of her guinea pigs for her with little to no warning.)

but then, veronica says, the big thing that astounds her is that this wasn’t even the same boyfriend who she’d had when she’d moved in. six months had passed by this point. SHE HAD BEEN DATING GREEN CARD GUY FOR LIKE, THREE MONTHS WHEN SHE DROPPED THIS ON US

and then she moved to fucking harlem, one of the yknow most diverse neighborhoods in the city known particularly for its black heritage, so i guess have fun honey

(her replacement somehow turned out to be just as bad as she was, so you can imagine why i was eager for my lease to end in may)

#stuff #Anonymous #askbox

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burningdreamlandsandwich · 2 years

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Mmk psycho ass dream story time

So this is very pieced together bc it was last nights dream and im tired but like holy fuck my forearm has been feeling weird all day and its driving me insane.

So the first thing I remember is talking w my mom and her pointing out an old friend and his girlfriend or smth in a picture (we were in my house or at least a house bc this house had a pool in the back and i noticably do not have a pool) and talking abt like "oh they were so sweet but I just found out she died" or some shit like that.

Anywho the next thing I remember is being in the backyard abt to get in the pool and im w someone who looks lile an older version of an old internet friend and either my sister or my cousin possibly both but i dont think so.

Anywho were talkin abt the friend and I feel like we were talking abt some like murder mystery case going on too. Regardless we had these things called boba straws or body boba or some shit and they were these sliver balls in a colored tube that rolled up (I couldnt see the color really til way later but like i knew it ya know) and you like cut your arm a bit and stuck the straw into it and squeezed out the silver ball into your arm.

I actually have no clue what they are supposed to do but i remember there were dif sizes and i picked like a pretty damn big one and after I put the fucker in my arm and i feel like the cut closed or at least stoped bleeding immediately and like i didnt clean any blood off the straw thing.

But after I like used it my old internet friend whos sitting in a chair not swimming asks me if I'm actually trying to heal a dif type of wound meaning like emotional or mental i guess, and im basically like whatever and jump in the pool.

I vaguly remember there being like horror/murder movie tropes like people just keep going missing and my moms friend whos gf died comes ov and ppl I know (I think) start goin missing, I have a vague memory of swimming and like almost drowning/drowning myself but its unclear if thats a part of this story or something my brain added afterwords when i tried too look up dream meanings bc what the SHIT is going on.

I do feel like I got some sort of high from the silver ball its kinda hard to explain but i feel like its a type of drug

Cut to the next real thing i remember I'm waking up, chained up, in a lab of some sort and theres like massive canister full of greenish yellowish mildly bubling liquid and my moms friend is there in a lab coat and im like holy fuck im abt to die and we find out that the friend is responible for the missing people bc hes trying ti bring back his gf and like it works a little and she comes back but like its her in a andriod but like not kinda lookin like Grace from Umbrella Academy type shit but its like her body and personality and everything so like yes its her but also no it isn't.

And she either fails after waking up or i make him realize what hes done either way I remember him starting to sob (as I'm writing this my brain is being weird and like melting their faces but that didnt happen in the dream) and he like breaks and i feel like he dies by me and/or the Not GF But Yes GF killing him or like he kills himself or turns himself in or something its not super clear.

But i do remember she also dies again at the end like she says goodbye and dies its kinda weird I cant remember exactly but I feel like she disintigrated into ash, but im also thinkin she like just like dropped fuckin dead (possibly broke apart at the limbs after this im so tired yall).

And either it falls out during like the end scene or after it I finally remember to take out the ball drug thing and i do this by just squeezing it out of my arm and it falls to the floor and either way my arm just immediatly bruises and i mean lile dark dark purple with red splotches and white flecks in it and you can see veins that look even dark, and it hurts. B A D L Y. Like it was infected by it being in there for a full day (I actively remember that this happened in a single day, a full 24 hours but still.)

And yeah I just like fuckin went home or to the hospital or I passed out or some combination of that and then BAM wake up in my bed and my left arm (the one I "shot up" with ig I have no clue how to approach that) is a c h i n g and i literally felt it up (and i keep squishing it) bc I'm half convinced theres a shiny metal drug ball in my arm somewhere. Or that there should be the afteraffects of it.

its been hurting on and off all day and ive been super exhausted from both mild sleep deprivation/over sleeping and my mini, milder side panic attack before I went to bed and ive been so stressed lately its caused full acid reflux, constant constipation, constant nausea, no apitite, everything i eat makes me more sick, feel like imma have a heart attack, my entire body aches ESP in the chest area around my lungs/ribs/heart, paranoid abt everything and think somethings gonna get me ESP IN THE DARK and im tryna sleep bc I have school and need to rest to do well but like I feel like something is in my fucking arm and its driving me mad. And these crazy ass mental images of creepy ass figures with horrifying smiles keep appearing in my head just out of nowhere and a part of me is like if i go to bed im gonna have sleep paralysis again and im so done w everything I wanna cry.

I feel like im going insane.

#dream.#nightmare #body horror #vent #light talk abt drugs #omfg im loosing my mind #mental health #anybody who understands dreams or can analyze them please help bc im about to check my ass in a mental hospital #cursing #suicide mention #self injury mention #kinda #holy fUCK #im losing my fucking mindddd #need a therapist????#yeah i need a therapist #help help help

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thatone-yurionice-writer · 7 years

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Um... Hi! I really don't know wether you are taking requests or not, but in case you are: How would Victor, Yuuri & Chris react if them partner broke up with them bc she thinks she's not enough for someone like them. I adore your writing! It's fantastic!

this is what i needed coming back into writing! also, i wanna make these into some actual fics so keep your eyes peeled for that!

tomorrow i have my last HSC exam and that means i will have offically finished high school so i have more time now! xx

VIKTOR

he is so shocked

he doesnt understand

you dont tell him why you broke up with him, just something along the lines of “I’m not the right perosn for you”

which confuses him so much

not the right person??? you were perfect and everything he could ever want in a person

he tries to do the traditional 21st century form of moving on, y’know, deleting pictures on his phone

he cant do it

he tries to delete some

he keeps the one that bring back the most memories

his favourites:

a picture of the two of you taken by paparazzi, you were dressed up for the cold russian weather and holding a steaming coffee in a gloved hand, he stood beside you with his hand resting on your lower back as he walked you through the street, his glasses were on - an atempt to hide his identity even though he knew there was truly no way to hide - although it was hard to see your features, it was that very thing that made him keep it, it wasnt you posing, it was you just … being you, the person he missed.

three pictures he took with you in front of the skating rink before training, one where the both of you were grinning, the second of him kissing your cheek with your surprised face before the third of a kiss between the two of you.

the last picture he kept was another paparazzi shot from when you had returned to russia after a trip of the moment you both found each other in the airport in a warm embrace

he finds himself writing a long paragrah to you to ask what went wrong between the two of you that he wants to send before deleting the text and going back to sleep

his routines lack surprise

the pieces he choses to skate to entail hints to his heartbreak, at times making it vague through Scorri, fiume eterno from Il tabarro being about a father dealing with his wife infidelity and death of his child, and other times chosing not to hide it with On My Own from Les Miserables

he is secretly waiting for the day, the chance, for you two to have a second chance.

one night viktor calls you to ask about why you left him, he needed to know

CHRIS

boi

he acted chill

he was NOT chill

he feared it was his flirtacious nature

he wasnt himself

to people who were not close friends with him he seemed completly fine and normal, but close friends know that chris feels things very deeply

he calls viktor when he needs to vent

he calls whoever he trusts most

on days when he’s feeling down about it he goes to call you only to remember that he cant do that

it kills him

his coach notices that his performance is no where near hoe it used to be

chris brushes the comments from his coach off

he doesnt want to admit how much it hurts

he scrolls through the texts between the two of you

he calls you one day saying how he wanted to talk

you agree to a coffee

you admit why you did what you did

as soon as he hears that you felt you werent good enough his heart drops

you were perfect

he immediatley assures you

he reaches out for your hand and promises you that you were everything he could ever want in someone

he sees your eyes water

he wipes away your tears and holds you close

he never wanted you to feel this way

ever

he promises to be better for you so you never feel insecure about being with him

you both agree to work through this and see if you want to get back together

you do

YUURI

you knew you couldnt just drop him with no explanation

you knew you would have to sit him down and explain everything

you knew of his tendancy to overanalyse and you did not want him to blame himself

no way

this was your fault and you didnt want him to think any different

you knew he was nervous as soon as you told him you wanted to chat about things

he was obviously anxious

which only made you feel worse

how could you do this to him?

you were horrible

you reassured him and told him it was okay

you explained that you felt as though you didnt feel as you were good enough for him

s h a t t e r

his brain just shattered

reality to he was pretty sure

was this a dream?

had to be

maybe he should pinch himself?

thats probably awkward dont do that

he just stared at you blankly for a while

you were almost concerned he was having a stroke

before you could ask him if he was okay he snapped back into reality and had started laughing

what?

is this boy insane?

he couldnt believe it

you?

you thought you werent good enough?

of all people?

so this is what it must feel like to be on the other side of this

he calmed down when he saw the confused look on her face and reached out to give you a hug

“you’re funny, (your name)”

“i - im not joking, im being serious here.”

he cant actually even, he just hugs you tigher and whispers “you’ll always be so special to me.”

#ask #request #Viktor Nikiforov #viktor nikiforov x reader #vikt #chris giacometti #chris x reader #yoi chris #yoii #yoi imagine #yoi x reader #yuuri katsuki #yuuri #yuuri x reader

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