#batstantine

[superbat-love]

Constantine: Did it hurt?

Batman: Focus, Constantine.

Constantine: When you fell from heaven?

Superman: [loudly clearing his throat] Don’t worry, nobody got hurt because I was there to catch him.

#superman will always catch batman #dc headcanon #incorrect dc quotes #dc fanfic #drabble #text post #dc #superbat #batstantine #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #john constantine #dc constantine

[morgangalaxy43]

Bruce Wayne’s type of man is someone who can make him worse and his type of woman is someone who could easily top him, there is no in between

#bruce wayne #batman #batjokes #batcat #superbat #batstantine #brutalia #wonderbat #superwonderbat #riddlebat #batquinn #bruharvey #ghostbat #bisexual bruce wayne #dc comics

[star-reyes]

Queer baiting in comics is BACK, BABY

#dc comics #this is not a criticism it's a joke #yes i know it's more coding than baiting considering the writers and how some of these characters are queer #and how these books aren't marketed to bait gay audiences #but there's something about the implied gay best friends in comics that I love #it's a staple of American comics like undoing deaths or capes #bruce wayne #minkhoa khan #ghostbat #batman #ghost maker #cassandra cain #stephine brown #stephcass #batgirls #john constantine #siegfried #dc siegfried #steve trevor #batstantine #tuesday spoilers

[ditzybat]

when the ship is so uncommon that there’s less than 100 fics<<

#and they’re all poorly written by the same person #dc #bruce wayne #john constantine #i’m actually losing it #batstantine

[charliecuntcicle]

“why does selina/talia/clark/diana/hal/constantine/khoa/harvey call you babygirl?” -robin (probably)

#bruce wayne #batman #selina kyle #catwoman #batcat #talia al ghul #brutalia #clark kent #superman #superbat #diana prince #wonder woman #wonderbat #hal jordan #green lantern #batlantern #john constantine #hellblazer #batstantine #minhkhoa khan #ghostmaker #ghostbat #harvey dent #two-face #twobats #which robin? who knows #why does b get so many bitches #i could add more ships but for my sanity i wont

[juliearchery107]

#bruce wayne #dc batman #john constantine #constantbat #batstantine

[buttholehamster]

What the fuck is wrong with them

#dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #john constantine #hellbat #batstantine #this has probably been said before

[victorszaszthequestion]

i love batstantine but I have trouble figruing out their dynamic because John is a twink in body and a bear in mind while Bruce is a bear in body and twink in mind

#power bottom john constantine i guess #does this post make sense to anyone but me?? #batstantine

[the-au-queen]

Okay so I recently learnt that John Constantine exists. And I love British rat men who don't have their shit together. But since I also know very little about the DCEU and didn't finish the Hellblazer comics yet, I just decided to ship Constantine and Batman. As one does. Anyway, here's an AU idea saved for the future:

Fake dating AU, where Bruce needs a fake date for some reason or another. Something something publicity, he can't use Clark or Diana or anyone else for an unspecified reason. John doesn't know Batman's true identity. Bruce has never heard of John, so he has no clue what he's getting himself into. They meet at a high end bar. Bruce looking for a fake partner, John riding the synchronicity wave and being in the right place at the right time (perhaps he's investigating something). John hits on him and Bruce realises, with a bit of cleaning up, John qualifies for high society and makes his proposal. John agrees because why not, could be fun, nice change of pace.

The plan works out smoothly, John can behave himself if he wants to, Bruce is nice company, so there's no loss there either. Except some time after, someone in the Batfam (I don't know who, I wish I knew them better) comes up to Bruce and goes "hey dad why the hell are you dating John fucking Constantine" and now Bruce hears about his reputation and oh god what has he done. Hijinks ensue. And yes, it would be a Batfam fic as well. Constantine having to deal with Bruce's kids and vice versa. Nobody really knowing how to handle John and John himself signed up for a hot fake boyfriend, maybe a bit more, but not that. And why the hell is Batman stalking him on his missions?

#batstantine #Bruce Wayne #John Constantine #Batman #Hellblazer #constantbat #DC #hellbat #(? I heard it was one of the ship names but it gets mixed up with Transformers a lot) #Batfam

[scarletsky153]

last week im in batlantern hell (bcs there's like only a thousand batlantern fics on ao3) but now im in hellbat/batstantine and there's less than five HUNDRED fics of that pair on ao3 like???? do i REALLY have to write them by myself??? why do i like to torture myself by shipping rare pairings????

UGH

#ao3 #fanfiction #fanfiction memes #rare pairing #rare pair #batlantern #batstantine #batman #hal jordan #john constantine #im tired of reading the same fic bcs im craving a particular pair help #do i REALLY have to write them #i have too many wips help

[morgangalaxy43]

I love how Bruce has both married and divorced energy with everybody

#bruce wayne #selina kyle #talia al ghul #joker #harvey dent #john constantine #minkhoa khan #clark kent #batcat #bruharvey #batstantine #batjokes #superbat #brutalia #dc comics

[the-midnight-duck]

batman/bruce wayne ships and the songs they remind me of

superbat - summer is for falling in love, my jinji, amazing, the most beautiful thing, oblivion* innocent love

ghostbat - follow you, ifhy*, love on the brain, i.f.l.y., let you break my heart again, die for you, racecar*, glimpse of us no matter how many times you hurt me, i'll come back to you + love-hate relationship + i would do anything for you

bruharvey - pretty boy, heart to heart, dontmakemefallinlove*, i dont sleep, afterthought*, marlboro nights im sorry + i dont deserve you + highschool sweethearts

batcat - telepatia, this december, my heart it beats for you, rainbow bap*, stars, motive i can never be sure with you

batlantern - fall in love with you, time machine, loverboy, feels, supalonely, so this is love* we were better off as friends

batstantine - devil in a new dress, boyfriend, i cant handle change, hello?, softcore friends with benefits

batjokes - dictator*, snowcone, 7 rings, shut up and drive, save your tears*, dead to me the distancer + the overly complicated one + classic toxic relationship + make up sex

wonderbat - coffee on the beach*, streets*, cyber sex, 505, often, put your head on my shoulder* hot power couple

brutalia - the ghost of you*, ghost of you, young dumb and broke, falling, golden* 'we broke up for good' he repeats to himself

ironbat - do i wanna know, rom-com gone wrong*, set piece*, sugar*, fly me to the moon (neon genesis evangelion ost ver.)* secret love / forbidden love

*nice songs u should check out

#superbat #bruharvey #ghostbat #batman #batcat #wonderbat #brutalia #batjokes #batlantern #batstantine #bruce wayne #ghostmaker #minhkhoa khan #khoa khan #superman #clark kent #bruclark #talia al ghul #catwoman #selina kyle #wonder woman #the joker #green lantern #hal jordan #john constantine #edit: changed the batlantern thingy

[mydeerinternet]

Does anyone know where this panel is from?

I swear I've looked everywhere at this point pls I'll give you pictures of my cat

#batman #dc #batstantine #john constantine #pls help #pls pls pls #cat #cat pictures

[eosomit]

My favourite activity is shipping batman with people that rlly irritate him

#digital art #fanart #batman #green lantern #hal jordan #batlantern #batstantine #john constantine #bruce wayne #dc #hal wearing his own shitty merch ♡ #constant :/ batman #my art

[juliearchery107]

Some Batstantine because I love it:

Constantine: My boyfriend has a disturbing collection of supernatural knowledge. Don't believe me? Watch this.

Constantine: Hey B, is it true that ghoul meat tastes like chicken?

Batman not even looking up from the screen: No. Ghoul meat tastes more like pork, only skinny and hard to bite through. Good if you're on a diet, but not if you need a lot of energy. Goes well with white wine and is regarded as a delicacy by the vampire high society.

Constantine: How does he know this shit??

Constantine: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT!!!

#batstantine #constantbat #john constantine #bruce wayne #batman #dc universe

[ninjasofl0v3]

Could you do some Batstantine? (Batman x Constantine)

I think Johnny would totally bottom

🦋 content!: rough sex. cockwarming. oral. cumplay. car sex. overstimulation. edging. cock rings. toys. rimming.

pleaseeee the sex they have would be great 🫶 john loves swinging by gotham whenever he finds the right excuse, winding bruce up for hours just to have himself spread out on the vigilante's cock by the end of the night.

john loves cockwarming, managing to come back to the mansion or have bruce come by whichever hotel room he has for the night just so he can spend all that night with bruce's cock in his mouth. slow sucking & playing with bruce's balls, relishing in the low moans under his breath & the way bruce's fingers run through his hair just to pull on it tight while making john take every inch down his throat.

he'll swallow it all then messy kiss bruce after 💖

ofc they have to fuck with the batsuit on, john making a few snarky comments how of course he made it so he can get his dick out & did he do that for girls like the kitty cat before bruce shuts him up by shoving all of his cock inside that tight hole. making john bounce while rough palming at his leaking cock.

overstimulation & edging galore. bruce would totally put a cockring on john's aching cock, ignoring all that petulant whining & the way the blond grumbles with a low "shut up." he can take it off & have his reward when bruce meets up with him again in a few days. until then, bruce can have some fun with the vibrating plug shoved up that slutty ass.

even better when bruce eats that needy ass, the rough of his stubble against the sensitive skin there while he plays with john's cock driving the occultist crazy.

no touch top bruce x bitchy bottom john so true!

#dc #bruce wayne #john constantine #batstantine #brujohn #blog: headcanons #cat: mlm #nsft /