Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
someone holding it on a bus or train, telling themselves over and over if they can just make it to the station they can use the public toilets.... but then when the bus/train does pull in to the station, they realize that if there's no way they can stand up and walk to the bathroom without wetting
most people probably make use of the fact that buggy can detach his dick in nsfw fanworks but can we please all just take a moment to think about how that fucker can just go piss in the middle of the night while staying sooooooo nice and cozy like 99% of him can just stay in bed snuggeled up?
Has anyone thought about how Astarion's going to react when "the delights of man" start coming back to him after the ritual? Because sure there will be delights but there's also the aftermath...
Bodily functions return and he doesn't handle them coming back well at first.
Tav hears Astarion screaming like a banshee and they rush to the bathroom. Runs in expecting some damn monster hunters or something. Instead he's standing there naked pointing at himself with tears in his eyes that he's leaking and being punished for the ritual.
And Tav just stands there with a blank expression when they realize he's talking about regular old bathroom usage.
Tav asks what he thought any of them were doing in the woods when they left camp alone? Astarion goes I don't know...nature stuff?
Tav just walks out shaking their head while he whines that they're supposed to be helping him...
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just went thru all of the notes on that post and like. YEAH. it’s a fucking wonder. like i should get to scream. i should get to lie down. i should get to have as many treats as i want for free.