#basically my mans was making creepypastas lol

[panicsimss]

creative outlets and burnout

uhh idk where else to put these random oc facts, but Poppy was in a band and Hudson was trying his best to become a horror novelist (and probably failing)

#alright so uh also another hudson fact #what makes it all the more ironic about him becoming a vampire is or was his love for the supernatural and vintage horror films #he started out by posting his short horror stories on forums and all that stuff but he wanted to become a real deal published author #basically my mans was making creepypastas lol #and poppy was slowly becoming more well known as an obscure indie artist #she has a bunch of demo cds that were rejected #she still shared her music in hope it would get noticed #somehow someway I believe she and hudson are kinda sorta aware of eachothers work #but they didnt meet until like. now and now none of that matters #ANYWAY #ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 simblr #*hudson whitaker #*poppy belanger

[gooselycharm]

hi there! i'd just like to say that your kris and noelle "something else" comic has been driving me insane /pos and i'd love to hear more of your thoughts on those two!! their relationship is one of my favorite things in deltarune and your comic just got everything about them so right 🙏

thank you for reading "something else"! oh man, [more of] my thoughts on kris+noelle.... i sure got some of those.

this was one of the first tweets i made after finishing chapter 2 nearly... freaking 2 years ago. and basically i've just been saying that over and over again in different ways because i'm still not tired of the concept yet and probably wont ever be LOL. i'm obsessed with how badly the narrative wants to force them into an easily categorizable dynamic, especially the romantic one in snowgrave. the literal THORN RING, the more possessive dialogue options, spamton calling noelle a side chick LOL... it all creates this unnerving visual novel bad end atmosphere that feels manufactured by someone who's only ever learned about romance through secondhand sources. they're two queer teens trying to navigate their changing relationship with the only role models they know being their parents' own failed heterosexual marriages. they're so divorced² (divorced children of divorce).

i also like that for being so tragically doomed coded they can be funny! both in a dark humor way and also like, genuinely funny, like the stories of them as kids with kris covering themselves in ketchup and hiding under noelle's bed lmao. i mean there's even something funny about the romantic trappings of the snowgrave route, like trying to put wedding cake embellishments on a crime scene... you know, funny like kids trying on their parents clothes but they're too big and for some reason they're also crying and covered in blood? um.

i'm also SOOOO interested to see how snowgrave will continue in chapter 3! i really liked the hopeful note chapter 2 ended on (well. i took it as hopeful anyway). there's that bit where noelle is talking to herself and she says something like "recently kris has been acting so strange and no one else has noticed... i have to figure out why" and then kris jumpscares her LOL but i think i took that one line and really ran with it. noelle really is the one who knows kris best and despite how scared she is, she's still determined to help them... i like the little subversion of victim/hero going on, the implication that kris might be the one who needs rescuing.

the additional story/lore that came with the spamton sweepstakes made me CRAAAZYYYYY like my GOD... it's cute that noelle likes glitches/creepypasta when kris is kinda a walking creepypasta <3 also, god, noelle falling asleep listening to kris playing piano in the other room... there's so much like. wistfulness and nostalgia and this like... distant/detached intimacy packed into how noelle narrates that scene. it's kind of funny how much there is to dig into when like on a surface level they're just fairly regular childhood friends who grew apart LMAO they're extremely deep to me okay...

on another note i guess i do ship them? i like their dynamic whether it's platonic or romantic (the best is a weird mix of both 👍). it just can't be boring LOL like... this is one ship where trying to apply cookie cutter tropes to them really falls flat and the game is ahead of you on that anyway. in terms of romantically shipping them, i honestly don't think they're doomed to repeat patterns forever... i think they could actually be good for each other! but that's not really the aspect of their relationship that interests me akldjf;alk;sdg maybe i will make 60 page comic of kriselle going to couples counseling some other time

ANYWAY i'm going to cut myself off here, because i really could go on forever lol. i'll give you some links for further reading though

hellspawnmotel's deltarune art

lula pillowbug99's deltarune art

this art by raspbearis which features prominently in my internal kriselle bible

my own unfinished kriselle playlist

my own essay on gender & allegory in deltarune if for some reason u are not tired of hearing me talk yet

okay bye now & thanks again for reading my comic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#deltarune #kriselle #im post #im really posting now. i be talking.

[eldritch-nightmare]

I honestly love your depiction of Slenderman and the mansion. As much as I love the whole Slenderman treating everyone with love and being a found family with the residents of the mansion, it feels so refreshing seeing Slenderman act similar to how you portray him! Also, I’m very curious hearing more about slender and Sally’s relationship in the future (or now lol)!!

i'm glad to hear that!! i feel like i've never really given slender much thought or attention before so i feel like my depiction of it is rusty compared to a lot of the other creepypastas so i'm glad to hear that you enjoy it <3

as for slender's relationship with sally:

we all know that slender does Not like children. it goes out of its way to harm them, and actively avoids them in the case that it can't. that's what it did with sally for a really long time.

it avoided her, and treated her mostly like a pest it couldn't get rid of. seeing as she was a permanent resident of the mansion, it can't exactly get rid of her. and the mansion enjoys her company too, so alas. it was stuck dealing with her.

like i said, it took a lot of time and patience for slender to even view sally as something worth its time and attention. it took even longer for it to grow to care about her.

but sally is stubborn when she wants to be, and when she decided she wanted to befriend the strange, faceless, tall man well buddy pal there was nothing that could stop her. she had a goal in mind, and she was determined to achieve it.

and the mansion helped out, of course. because the mansion was, at this point, the only real 'companion' that slender had. she wanted it to make bonds with people it could actually communicate with.

and in the beginning, slender hated that everywhere it went when visiting the mansion, sally would be there with a bright smile on her face, eagerly asking questions about its existence and asking whether or not it wanted to join her for tea and even going as far as to introduce it to her toys one by one.

it was annoyed, at first. it would brush her off, maybe even vanish the moment it saw sally approaching.

honestly, slender wouldn't be able to tell you when it started to care for her. maybe it was the first time it saw her crying, or maybe she had worn it down so much that it just didn't have the energy to ignore and avoid her anymore. but at some point, it did grow to care for her.

it stopped vanishing whenever it saw her. it answered her questions when she asked it. it started to remember all the names and titles of her plushies. and one day, it had even hesitantly agreed to accompany her for tea. she was ecstatic at this, and thus the tea parties became a frequent whenever it was around.

sally is the only child that slender cares about. it tolerates ben and lazari, but every other child? no. it will more than likely never grow to care for one the way it cares for sally.

sally is basically slender's daughter now.

#anon #archived mind of v: thoughts and opinions. #slenderman #sally williams #the og father daughter duo if u ask me #honestly in no universe could i ever make slender hate sally #or anyone. for that matter. #sally is beloved by everyone. #except for laughing jack. he's the exception. #again sorry if this doesn't make 100% sense!!! #im eating and playing rebirth at the same time so my attention is a little unfocused rn #got super excited when i saw this in my inbox tho!! thanks for sending it <3

[thegrimdog13]

Omg I genuinely wanna see your ideas for an opposite au? That would be really interesting! (I'm new here btw so Hi!!)

Opposite au headcannons

pt. 1 ?

Welcome to my page! I hope you stick around. Also feel free to suggest more!For the opposite au I couldn’t think of if I should just make their personalities opposite or also the things they do. Like I could make them cops or something but I think I would leave that for another au. So we are doing personality. You can suggest the other one tho if you’re interested! Alright let’s start then!

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•Most of the creepypasta in this au are forced to be killers like Tim in Marble Hornets.

•Jeff instead of an angry boi is very scared of everything

•Jeff isn’t in everyone’s face and hates to be mean to people 

•Jeff hates killing people he thinks it’s awful. But he is under Slenderman control so he has to.

•When Randy did what he did he just got afraid of him instead of wanting to kill him.

•Liu isn’t a chill big brother instead he has a short temper.

•Liu doesn’t want to hear anything Jeff has to say and does not forgive him for what he has done.

•Liu hates Jeff and finds him disgusting even though it wasn’t Jeff’s fault he killed people.

•Jane ( the killer) is not mad at Jeff and understands it wasn’t his fault.

•Jane is friends with Jeff 

•Jane doesn’t really get along with Liu and hates how he treats Jeff and other people.

•Nina hates Jeff so much it’s ridiculous.( I basically turned her love into hate)

•Nina thinks Jeff is the ugliest man she’s ever seen

•Nina is aro ace and isn’t interested in inappropriate stuff or Romance. ( very unlike normal Nina lol)

•Sally is a little gremlin.

•Sally loves killing people and often tries to kill other creepypastas

•Sally hates playing games and thinks that killing is the funniest thing you can do.

•Ben loves water

•Ben just loves swimming in the water and splashing around.

•Ben is now super energetic instead of a chill guy.

•(Laughing Jack) is now a crying Jack.Because he loves children but is forced to kill them.

•LJ is always crying and slouches a lot.

•LJ never dances around and is often sitting in a corner and crying.

•It’s basically the same with Laughing Jill 

•Ticci Toby is super sensitive to pain and hates even getting the smallest cut.

•Toby doesn’t have any sarcasm and energy instead he is very literal in everything he says and very mep about everything. 

•Toby is basically Dwight from the office but with less energy.

•Clockwork is no longer a badass she is whimpy 

•Clocky hates violence and avoids it if she can

•Clocky doesn’t got out much hating being around people and the attention.

•Slendy is still the same in this au but instead of being super tall and skinny he is a short round guy. 

•Eyeless Jack ‘s demon is more in control and is constantly making growling sounds. Basically he is more feral lol

•EJ will start to sprint like a cat randomly on all fours and everything.

•EJ loves loves organs ( in my main au ej’s demon loves them and not Jack himself. In fact he hates them) 

•Lulu isn’t quiet and yells all the time

•Lulu instead of her sweet self she is mean and rude.

•Lulu is basically like that one bitch in highschool that is like omg I hate that outfit but no offenses ( Have you ever met one of those 😑)

-Marble Hornets is tied in with this au as well

•Masky/ Tim  loves killing and embraces it.

•Tim hates Toby and Jeff ( they have a father son dynamic in my regular au)

•Tim gets annoyed at anything Brian says.Even tho they are dating. ( They are much happier together in my main au. But they do have their moments especially after everything that happened.)

•Brian/ hoodie hates himself and thinks he is ugly. 

•Brian is shy and not every outgoing 

•Brian doesn’t want to give into the operator ( in my main au I thing Brian didn’t want to be Hoodie but he just gave in because it was becoming to much)

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Anyway hope you enjoyed love you all ❤️

#creepypasta #jeff the killer #creepypasta rewrite #new series #au #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta redesign #eyeless jack #nina the killer #jane the killer #clockwork #sally williams #ben drown #ben drowned #Masky #Hoodie #tim wright #brian thomas #laughing Jack #laughing jill #ticci toby #homicidal liu #slenderman #slenderverse #slender proxy #proxies #opposite au #marble hornets

[whole-circus]

やあやあやあ！！！元気ですか？

良かったら何かリクエストしたかったのでとにかく--!

could I request any of the creepypastas with a ftm reader who’s basically like urumi akamaki from alice in borderland please? this can be seen as platonic or romantic btw :)

ありがとうございました！

素晴らしい一日をお過ごしください!

Nina the Killer and Eyeless Jack with ftm Urumi Akamari like reader!

➥ Hi hello!! Im actually pretty fine, comparing to other days lolol. Hope you are fine too!! Ohh i remeber my huge AiB phase lol. Anyways here you go dove!!! If you wanna someone specific too then feel free to inform me, I will always gladly update!! :) Ah im so so so sorry that you waited so long :((

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Nina the Killer

You and Nina are definitely pretty similar in some aspects - even if its hard to believe! Nina tend to be pretty..well pretty crazy and insane, so its not like you will be freaked out by her..! From the killing part to some stupid ideas (for real, every adult who would see what she wanna do would  clutched one's head in disbelief). Sooo, I guess she would need someone like you! With your tendency to be total control freak, you can easly make most of decision for her and Nina would even thank you! Also she isnt scared to take any risk, as i said earlier - Nina is a bit of adrenaline junkie!! Your a bit distant and mysterious mask would be the perfect balance to Nina, who is really out-going and a huge chatterbox!! And your fake persona will perfectly match hers!

When it comes to you being trans, she is such a huge sweetheart i swear!! Well, by accepting and not treating you any diffrent she isnt doing anything super special - its just the bare minimum! But Nina is always ready to soothe you if you feelin dysphoric - she tries talk to you and she never ignore your feeling, all you say and do is valid! Be ready for lots of complements - she means every single one of them! You are the coolest boy she had ever met, how could she not like you??

Eyeless Jack

Okay, Jack just loves smart people!! Is all into brain > body thing, so you are perfect! He is an intelectual person (demon, im sick), and appreciates these things in people. With you, being all two-sided and often using manipulation in order to get what you want - man, you are just his type of person i swear!! He enjoyes psychological games, and will gladly team with you against someone..you guys will be partner in crimes 100%! Enjoys that you are such a mysterious person, and no one can see through your sweet and cute persona, you have so much power! Would like to see what you are really like, he can guess that there is so much more in you. Yet, i think that Jacks personality makes him easy to get along with, and you kinda seem similar in some aspects. Jack also isnt scared to take a risk, becasue well..its not like he has anything to lose. But he got the right spirit!

Jack absolutey wouldnt mind if you are trans or not - you are still this handsome boy he liked and nothing will change that! He literally would eat kidneys from people that were trasnphobic (thats all what they good at i guess). He is the first one to be always by your side and reassure you how many times you need it if you feel dysphoric. Would also try to help you the best he can, trying to find you some healthy ways in order to make you feel at least slightly better. Jack is also patient, and wont be mad if you yell at him or be mean during your bad days - he gets how hard it can be for you, and wants to be your safe place!

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#nina the killer #nina the killer x reader #ej #ej x reader #eyeless jack #eyeless jack x reader #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #horror #headcanon #crp #fandom #creepypasta fandom #wholecircus #requests #creepypasta hcs #urumi aramaki #alice in borderland

[nelselfships]

psssst important question...

xP and xD for f/o of choice?

selfship ask game - cringe is dead edition

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!! sorry if it took so long to post this work has been draining me from not even wanting to think when i get home TwT BUT ANYWAYS!! for this f/o im gonna choose Sawashiro:)!! (still needa make some art with me and this man cause🙏🏻)

xP - Assign an early 2010’s song to you and your f/o’s relationship!

i made an edit of him with this song, and i think it honestly fits into our relationship, but the song from 2010 i would have to pick is Just A Dream by Nelly :)

xD - Who would be your f/o’s favorite Creepypasta and why? What about yours?

i have no clue if he would take interest in the creepypastas, but for him i would probably have to go with the basic Slender Man:) my favorite is Ben Drowned (i’m a huge Zelda fan so lol) WELL THAT AND THE LAVENDER TOWN ONE I USE TO BE HYPERFIXATED ON FOR A WHILE TOO LOL

#f/o #selfshipper #self ship #self insert x canon #self insert community #self shipping #yakuza #jo sawashiro #sawashiro #yakuza 7 #yakuza 8

[hellisforever]

HI this is our stimboard + gif blog

it/rot (DO NOT USE THEY ON ME!!!)

agender and queer

dx DID system, we use i/we interchangeably

dni + request rules + info under read more :]

DNI: basic stuff, p/do, racist, ableist, pro-sh/p, anti lgbt+(includes being anti xenogenders and neo pronouns), terf, transmed, truscum, nsfw blog, endo/endo supporter/endo neutral, just dont be weird

!! REQUEST RULES !! -you can request anything from the list of things im familiar with! -if you want something that ISNT on the list you can still send the request in! HOWEVER!! it may lack an understanding of the character/item/game/theme/ect that you send in since i might not be the most familiar with it depending on what it is!! -i can and will refuse requests that go against my DNI or make me uncomfortable -be sure to include any specifics/themes/colors/ect that you want!! unless you dont want anything specific lol -im ok to include horror elements and things like blood, violence, and gore (all fake) -one at a time please!! if you've already requested something please wait until its posted to send in another request!! -introjects are totally free to send in requests! introject based stimboards are actually what this blog was initially made for. a lot of unrequested stimboards (not all) are going to be based on our own alters

!! ABOUT THE BOARDS !! -will be doing the standard 8 gifs with one picture or gif of whatever the request is in the middle -can be based on whatever -credits will be linked in order

!! THINGS IM FAMILIAR WITH !! (not EVERYTHING is listed since its already really long and i cant remember everything lol) GAMES: fnaf, dsaf, tf2, ultrakill, shovel knight, sonic, borderlands, nintendo games, valve games, bioshock, dont starve, fallout, skyrim, lethal league, spyro, undertale/deltarune, club penguin, mega man

OTHER LOL: transformers, lemon demon, DC, marvel, hlvrai, vocaloid, computers, computer viruses, invader zim, jthm, IRL animatronics, eddsworld, mlp, marble hornets, creepypasta, moral orel, spy vs spy, the walten files, astro boy, soul eater, bfb, gorillaz, khonjin house

!! EXTRA !! -icon was drawn by us, i love the flesh panopticon -username is from a dream puzzles song, my favourite band -as of rn we dont do the anons tagging themselves as emojis thing. i dont hate it or anything, its just really easy to impersonate people that way

#hellisforever pinned

[tuhbanbuv]

EWJ AU and Headcanons:

Guess people wanna hear my AU bullshit lol /j

I have a fuck ton I had to dump in a notepad and try to organize it.

Jim:

Jim can get drunk off of ice cream and fro-yo because the sugar fucks up with his system so much.

Jim curls up in the neck of her supersuit when she's too tired to reach her bed or overstimulated.

Jim is bigender him/her lesbian, Psycrow is bi, Professor is gay, Peter is gay as well.

Jim's full legal name is Jim/Kim Clayton, and she switches between he/him and she/her pronouns. Just don't call him an "it".

Jim is dyslexic, autistic and has a TBI.

Jim got her name from a grave she discovered in New Junk City. She didn't know anything about gender and stuff at the time, so she just assumed the masculine persona that people gave her due to her voice and suit. This would end up biting her in the ass years later.

Insectika courting rituals are much different than human courting rituals. WHN didn't know Jim was interested in her until he accidentally proposed to her in an Insectika tradition. After a bit of back and forth they began properly dating afterwards.

Princess WHN:

Snott is actually WHN's pet, he only sticks around Jim because of the snacks he forgets he puts into his suit's backpack and Snott is very much a glutton.

Princess WHN is also autistic, but she wouldn't know until Saturn was diagnosed as autistic.

WHN is part human part Insectikette, her true heritage and birth being the catalyst for her sister taking up the throne and mother's murder because the royal family was basically advocates for eugenics. It did not end well for all parties involved, big shocker there.

WHN LOVES human food, especially pizza. She'll be completely distracted if someone offers her food. Want to make her happy, give her food.

WHN thinks that a lot of Creepypastas are real, even the bad ones. She has spent at least a couple nights searching to bring down Jeff The Killer and Slenderman only to be dragged back home by Peter.

WHN often enters in strongman contests, and has several first place trophies from them.

Peter/Amos:

Peter's parents were used in animal experimentation an attempt to make the strongest fighting dog known to man. When the ring was broken up and arrested, the dogs were sent to a farm where Peter would be born as the run of the litter, only to be adopted by a young Addie.

Peter was adopted by Addie and her family when he was a normal puppy. As he was a runt rejected by his bio mom and adopted as a newborn, Peter was 100% convinced Addie was his real mom. Even if he knows he's adopted, he still calls her his mom.

Peter is a Jack Russel-Beagle mix, though he's technically now a hellhound.

Peter does most of the housework, at least the ones involving chemicals and flammable equipment because Jim is very accident-prone.

Peter is around 20-30 during the main canon. He aged up in dog years as a normal dog only for his biological age to slow down when he became Amos' vessel akin to that of a human. He'll probably live for 100-200 years though.

Peter is very small for his breed and was often mocked for it. Now, he uses it to his advantage because seeing WHN or Psycrow pause in shock as he gets drinks at a bar is hilarious to him.

Amos is Peter's demon and later lover. Originally Satan's right-hand man…until a certain cat came along and ruined it for him.

Peter has six puppies, named Paimo, Rono, Molo, Bapho, Corso, and of course, Solo. They all have some sort of demonic power thanks to Peter's demon and their other parent, Amos. If you understand the naming scheme for them you get a free cookie.

Amos can take up a form almost like Venom when he's going parrot-mode on Brock, just chilling in Peter's shadow. Except Peter's shadow now has eyes and a mouth and scares the shit out of everyone he comes across while doing errands.

Peter is Amos' longest-lasting vessel, as most of the others died from being murdered in witch hunts or took their own lives. He only made himself known to Peter after he temporarily died after a mission gone wrong because he was so impressed with Peter that he had to see him in the flesh.

Peter has severe anxiety, and honestly, who can blame him? Though he usually medicates it with those dog CBD treats and weed whenever he can. Addie Newman:

Addie is part Corvidian part human, with her biological mother unknown and potentially dead. Addie has a suspicion that Psycrow is her biological father, however.

Addie is currently dating Grayson, president of the Earthworm Jim Fanclub. As you can imagine, the meet the parents dinner went as well as you'd expect.

Addie has a large mixed family, biological and adopted, including her adoptive fathers, David and Mike, and her adoptive baby sister, Penelope.

Addie had anger issues in her childhood, once overthrew the leader of a gang in less than ten minutes, got expelled from several schools before the age of ten, amongst other things. Her parents went to adopt her a puppy in hopes it would help her, leading to her picking the runt of the litter, Peter. Peter would help Addie immensely...until he was separated from her when he fell through a portal to Heck.

Addie kept and wore Peter's collar on her person until she would eventually try to summon Evil to retrieve Peter herself, fully knowing and accepting that she would have to sacrifice her own life according to Evil. Jim would save her and Peter and became her friend.

Addie is still a delinquent but is more geared towards vigilante justice rather than purposeful crime. She wouldn't outright say it, but Peter and Jim saved her life.

Psycrow would discover a baby Addie abandoned while he was doing drug trades. He would take Addie in for the first three years of her life until ultimately deciding to give her up to an earth couple so she wouldn't be killed due to his criminal career. The two would later reunite and Psycrow would be accepted in the Newman family after he permanently put his criminal days behind him.

Saturn, Solo and Bessie:

Saturn is selectively mute, and Solo often speaks for her when they do missions

Saturn hardly speaks even as an adult, usually only hissing or screeches. She of course knows how and can speak quite well, but just prefers not to.

Saturn was born with just her arms as a lot of baby Insectoids/Insectikettes have a "larval stage", and much like Saturn did, grow their legs later on, usually as a toddler.

Saturn can curl up like a cat, and usually does this to fit in human chairs/seats/etc.

Saturn lets Solo and the other pups ride on her back. Seeing as she's literally a giant centipede and can fit all 6 of the pups on her back at once

Saturn considers Bessie her sister/half-sister due to their parents being clones. Bessie hates her guts, so the feeling is not mutual :(

WHN stressed and worried over not being a good mother to Saturn. She was ultimately worried over nothing, as Saturn is technically the only member of the royal family that had loving parents.

Solo was completely convinced that Saturn was a dog much like her and the other puppies until Peter had to try to explain otherwise. For five straight hours.

After a mission gone wrong, Evil Jim was sucked into a wormhole and presumed dead. Jim tried to take in Bully Bessie and it worked for a while until she ran away as a preteen and assumed Evil Jim's role. She works endlessly to find her dear papa and will not hesitate to find any way to save him, even if it means backstabbing her "sister". And she'd gladly do so.

Bessie is part jaguar, part piranha, part scorpion and radioactive cow, as Evil Jim wanted to make her with every advantage known to man.

Bessie ironically enjoys using butcher knives and cleavers as her weapons of choice, considering Evil Jim's guns as "too quick". Creepy.

Evil Jim didn't know what sex/gender Bessie was at birth and still doesn't, so he just let Bessie choose her clothes even as a baby.

Solo, despite being the smallest of her siblings, is pretty much the litter's leader. Mess with her family and you'll beg for death. She makes her fathers proud though Peter is a bit worried.

Solo can see and speak with the dead.

#earthworm jim #headcanons #ocs

[creepylittlelady]

I need to know more about Lazari in your AU

She deserves more content from fans

Hi! I'm so sorry it took me so long to answer this ask, and also thank you for sending me an ask in the first place! I love answering questions, even if it takes me a bit to respond :3

I agree with you, Lazari deserves better. I mean like, even her own creator did her dirty man, SHE HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL!!! Her concept is so cool and her own comic did her SO DIRTY. I hate the treatment she gets from fans too.

Yeah I get it her comic was terribly written and was the origin of the 'I HAVE CRAYONS AND PAPER!!!!!' meme and the characters were poorly written and the lore was inconsistent and the fanservice was weird and the story/tone was ALL OVER THE PLACE. But like, don't take it out on my baby Lazari please she deserves better.

I wanna do some more silly headcanons of her this time around, I might make a separate post on more serious stuff about her ;)

So, let's get cracking!

Lazari Headcanons!

-She's on the Autism Spectrum, diagnosed and all :3. She also has ADHD, also diagnosed! She's the representation we deserve to see in this fandom lol.

-She's Chibiworks. Okay, let me explain:

SO, when Lazari first came into the Mansion, she was just an 8 year old girl with demonic tendencies who was abused by her hyper-religious mother who hated her. She hated herself, she was shy, and she believed that she was nothing more than a monster, a mistake. But all of a sudden she goes from that to the DAUGHTER OF THE EMPEROR OF THE UNDERWORLD, a literal DISNEY PRINCESS (cuz yk she's his daughter), and now she literally lives in a Magical Forest in a Magical Mansion of Serial Killers, Ghosts and Demons.

She thought that the world around her was super interesting considering she never got to see much of the outside. She loves drawing, so she drew about it. She drew about the potential greater stories unravelling around her, making her own characters based on concepts she learnt about whilst exploring.

She made I Eat Pasta for Breakfast as a way of letting her imagination go wild around this new environment she found herself in. She made characters to interact with the people that already existed, and gave them purposes.

(Btw, several of the weird stuff and the not kid-appropriate scenes in the comic are retconned out of this version.)

She also made Creepy Frozen Pasta, just saying. She also wrote The Seer. She wrote every Creepypasta comic in existence. Found a cool Creepypasta comic series? Lazari wrote it.

-She LOVES drawing. Her artstyle is very much manga-inspired and she loves creating her own OCs, which are littered throughout her work. A lot of them are directly based on concepts, such as many of Zalgo's followers in IEPFB being based on the idea of Zalgo having a cult of personality around him.

-She's definitely an animation meme kid. I'm deffo self-projecting but she is the DEFINITION of the weird kid. She makes animation memes of everyone in the mansion. She makes animatics of actual stuff that happened. She makes amateur dubs of her own comics.

-Manga is her biggest hyperfixation. She collects TONS of them, and directly draws panels from her favourite manga to improve her drawing skills. Her favourite Manga series of all time is Fruits Basket :3. Her room is basically just all of her drawing scattered around the place.

She specifically likes Horror and Shoujo anime, despite the fact that they're basically polar opposites. Alongside Fruits Basket, she really likes Madoka Magica!

-She definitely makes AMVs of her favourite animes. She deffo writes terribly written fanfiction about her favourite anime couples kissing and giggles whilst writing it.

-She's also a Gacha Life kid FUCKING FIGHT ME SHE DEFINITELY MAKES GACHA OCS. She definitely stays up until 2am with Sally watching 'Hated Child turns into Hybrid Princess' videos. Lazari gasps in shock every single time and Sally is just sitting there extremely confused.

-Sally is her best friend. She lore-dumps to Sally all the time about her special interests, and Sally listens intently and nods along. She even writes notes about the lore of her favourite series! Sally is a super supportive best friend, and any time any of the ghost kids make fun her for her autistic behaviour she puts them in their place.

-Despite this, the two of them argue a lot, because they're kids and just of course they do. Fun fact! The reason why Sally only appears like once in IEPFB is because Lazari initially wrote her in, then the two got into a fight and she took her out of the story. They made up soon after but Lazari thought it would be too awkward to add her back in and Sally just accepted it.

-She has a very unorthodox form of common sense. With that I mean she has none at all. Once the mansion was on fire, and Slender screamed at her to get up and evacuate. Her reaction? She told him to leave her alone and let her sleep.

-She really likes Vocaloid, and her favourite Vocaloid isn't even a Vocaloid. Her favourite, uh, singing bank, is Kasane Teto! She claims that her robotic voice (before the SynthV AI transfer) was pleasant to her ears.

-Her favourite Vocaloid Song is Kasane Territory, because of the animation meme of course >:D.

-She also definitely tried to make a Storytime Youtube Channel but everyone in the Mansion made her delete it because she was sharing personal information about them all. Like genuinely she'd be like 'SO THE OTHER DAY MASKY AND HOODY WERE ON A MISSION FOR SLENDERMAN AND THEY KILLED THIS ONE GIRL WHO LIVES AT THIS ADDRESS IN THIS STATE'.

She has like zero concept of Internet Safety.

-She's a massive Melanie Martinez fan. She got Sally into her music, and back when Melanie Martinez was like just getting popular she'd sing all of her songs super loudly in the shower. Once Slenderman referred to the house as a 'Dollhouse' and Lazari screamed 'DOLLHOUSE BY MELANIE MARTINEZ? HEY GIRL, OPEN YOUR WALLS, PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS-'.

-She used to be a massive Roblox kid in 2017 and was also an MSP kid. Christ she was on so many virtual worlds, she was even on Animal Jam sort of.

-Fanon Masky, Hoody and Toby were invented by her. Fanon Masky was made PURELY out of spite for him. The first time they met was not pleasant, as he called her a brat. Lazari vowed to humiliate him in every way possible from that point forward. She found out that he hated children, hated Slenderman, hated Cheesecake, hated the texture of Crayons, and hated jokingly being called a twink by Toby.

All of that combined? You got the Crayon-having, Cheesecake-eating, Skinny, Scrawny, Slenderman dick-riding Fanon Masky that we all know and love. The other residents found out about this strange new version of him and it became so popular she drew individual fanarts of him and handed it to all of the residents. Even Slenderman has a picture of Cheesecake Masky on his Office Wall. Somehow Masky didn't find out about this until a long time after the fad ended.

In my AU Hoody is a selective mute who doesn't verbally communicate with anyone besides the Proxies, so he was deathly silent when he first met Lazari. She misunderstood this as him just being shy and so Shy UwU boy Hoody was made.

Fanon Toby is just a sarcastic persona Toby puts on to piss other people off. She misunderstood this as his REAL personality and alongside the waffles thing that Jeff and Ben always mentioned (Toby stopped liking Waffles long before Lazari came), Fanon Toby was made.

-She made the Dollmaker (yeah he exists) make her plushies of everyone in the Mansion + The Zalgo and a few of her OCs. What does she do with them, you may ask? She roleplays with them with Sally. They've made a bunch of random ships with this, and now they're both avid Slender x Zalgo shippers. They also ship EJ with a lot of people as he has such a versatile personality, but they mainly like EJ and Jeff.

Lazari also found out that Masky was sort of intimidated by Nurse Ann so she shipped them very vocally in front of him.

-She's a massive Sanrio-girl, and her favourite character is My Melody :D. She's watched the entirety of Onegai My Melody at least like sixteen times already.

-She tried to learn Japanese, and failed miserably. She can sometimes read Hiragana if Kagekao writes it really carefully.

-Her own handwriting is really terrible, almost illegible. It's a gift to be able to read anything she writes.

-She's a part of the Mansion's Literature Club, and Ben nicknames her the Natsuki of the club, as she's always insisting that Manga is literature.

-She argues with Slender, as he believes that comics and Manga shouldn't be considered literature, as they're all pictures and barely any words. Lazari TO THIS DAY debates him about it.

-About her demonic urges, they're manageable as long as you give her a random body part to chew on every once and a while. She doesn't lose her control like she once did when she first came, and she's not as dangerous anymore. She's like a saint compared to EJ.

-As she's a half-demon, she has some godly amount of brute force strength. She can carry someone thrice her size and force open any door, no matter how many locks are on it.

She also has an incredibly high pain tolerance. Once she got scratched up pretty bad by EJ when he was in a particularly bad Demonic State, the girl didn't even notice until Lulu noticed.

-About Lulu, she was actually assigned to show her around when she first arrived at the Mansion! Lulu had told Slender earlier that she wanted to take charge of whoever came after her, and has a really good relationship with Lazari. She's one of Lazari's favourite people.

-Her relationship with her dad is...strange. On one hand when she does get to visit they generally have a nice time, however due to how much she reminds him of his deceased little sister, sometimes he'll accidentally call her 'Lily', which dampens the mood a little bit.

-Stripes ADORES her. The two sisters are very close and Stripes just loves her so much, she even made her her Teddy Bear that she's famous for carrying around :3.

-She had a phase where she called herself an irl Yandere. Thankfully she stopped after like a month but it was very funny lol

-She loves Nightcore! And Trance Music, oddly enough. One of her favourite songs is 'Be Alive!' By Stian K. (Search up the song. If you recognise the song from a certain animation meme of her then you deserve all of my respect).

-Her favourite food is Chocolate Strawberries.

Okay, if you want to ask some more serious lore-related questions then go right ahead and I'll answer! I just have so much of Lazari since she was one of my comfort characters when I was little and first got into Creepypastas. I see a lot of myself in her and I'm so peeved that the fandom either completely ignores her or dislikes her, like she's got so much potential! She's an incredibly important character in my AU actually, and one day I'll make a post detailing her correlation with the greater story :3

Hope you enjoyed! If you're new to this blog and are just seeing this post, then I have an AU named 'Puppet Strings', with its own lore and interpretations of the characters. If you're curious, come check out my blog and you can ask me questions!

#littlelady #creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta au #puppet strings #creepypasta headcanons #lazari headcanons #lazari swann #lazari creepypasta #slenderman #zalgo creepypasta #ben drowned #ticci toby #masky mh #masky marble hornets #tim wright #brian thomas #masky and hoody #hoody creepypasta #the dollmaker #lulu creepypasta #eyeless jack

[multifandomhellhole]

out of curiosity have you seen chainsaw man???

If so.... how do you think a showdown between ej and power would go?? Like who would win, how'd they meet, who's more threatening ,etc and just overall interactions between my favorite demons would go :> I'm currently hyperfixating on creepypasta again so I just had to combine my two fave comfort characters lol, sorry if this was a weird ask or hard to understand, feel free to ignore😅

Ignore a cross-over idea???????

You're insane I could never

Technically no I have not seen chainsaw man start to finish and not have read it start to finish but I've Wikipedia'd enough to know the basics and biggest plot points and Also read a grip of chapters online for points I couldn't watch or google.

I Feel like the most case scenario of them meeting would be power back when she was naked and free. Here she'd most likely either cross into his territory at the smell of blood or he'd cross her "territory" accidentally since she doesn't really have one but she'd probably claim any vicinity she's in as hers. Either way I think ej would recognize that's she's also hellish and runnoff/ avoid a fight with her... in most cases....but if for some reason he's forced to fight her/she pursues and fights him, I'm sorry ej fans but power would actually fuck ej up.

That is If you consider overpowering/killing the other as winning...but if you consider just getting the other to flee/run off then he has a bit more of a chance....still low tho

Unfortunately there's not a lot of cannon info on ej so he's already at a disadvantage as his powers are limited to what's widely accepted as cannon to what we can see on his image.

Ej at his strongest might give human power a run for her money but in the end she has that gigantic hell hound form aaaand he'd be toast. Sure ejs got superhuman strength and excellent killing skills but so does power, and more. She can manipulate her own blood making her a living weapon. And she has eyes. no matter what ej does if he makes her bleed he's just giving her more blood to work with and is signing his own death and if she drinks blood she can basically self heal which is even more against him.

Also while both of their main prey is humans and that would form the assumption that they'd evolve/morph to have relatively the same strengths, basic abilities,and overall equal traits but honestly that wouldn't be true. its important to remember that ej is not a natural born demon. Power is. Meaning power is more physically designed to fight,protect herself and overall live and withstand other devil's and hell in general so she's litterally designed for more than ej is. Ej wasn't a natural born demon so he wasn't built for the biome of hell or the ecosystem of hell or just not hell in general. He's still kinda just a guy made for earth type levels. Basically He's still would be an apex predator as is power just...on a smaller scale since hes still of earth/originates from human and not pure hell.

Now about the only way ej could win is using bluffs and powers semi cowardly nature against her.  (Ex If he has enough dead bodies piled up it could lead the assumption that a more powerful demon is there hence the greater food source, or either uses powers great sense of smell to disorient her via medical chemicals or the like  etc.) also since power cannot see in the dark and ej is not affected by the dark he does have that advantage. What would really put ej into winning perspective and would be the most likely case of winning is if he can capture her cat. But if power has not met the cat/ pre cat timeline she has no outer weakness and he has no trump-card.

So human form power is like a 75 to 80 percent  chance of winning (save for a few good cuts) as ej either manages to limp off with a few past wounds or has bled out to the point of fleeing  while devil form power is a 95 to 100 percent chance of wining with the equivalent of a few papercuts while ej is either dead or dying.

going on to intimidation/fear it honestly depends on the individual. Ej embodies horror and paranormal fear, mainly  that automatonophobia thing, his is fear of the irrational and unknown in best terms (ex the kind that the mandela catalogue causes in some or pt) where as power is the fear that you'd feel getting chased or in the presence of a pissed off animal, the fear of being overpowered and treated like prey. Honestly both are terrifying in their own way but personally I'd pick power over ej. Being hunted by her would be a quick death with no torture or beating around the bush, plus she's not mentally horrifying to look at and would break my mental stability where as ej is a creepypasta and therefore enjoys the fear. he'd probably drag it on if having the option cause he likes it, it's mentally stimulating for him and there's a chance he might not kill A person right away so he can preserve their kidneys longer or because it's fun. Also he'd realistically be horrifying to look at so no I'm good.

On a side note I feel like if we were to compare who in the csm universe could be a fair match for ej it would be denji. both are humans turn devil/partially  anyway, aren't as sharp as other devil's/ naive to devilhood, and although denjis power is greater he's not as smart as ej so it balances out. Also there both humanoid in terms of physique so that portions also equal

#Creepypasta #eyeless jack #creepypasta eyeless jack #creepypasta ej #power chainsaw man #power csm #Creepypasta x chainsaw man #That's a tag now #Shitpost? #just chatting #Speaking of ej I'm working on something for him that's a bit out of my norm #Don't worry it's not sub reader content just a variant of headcannons ig #Crossover talk

[creepypastalover97]

Ok time for another creepypasta au headcannon

Today’s headcannon is Kate the chaser

But first thing first

okay so i haven't actually looked into kate that much woopsie

i know the basics of her story, design, and what she basically does as a proxy.

kate " the chaser? " the first time i read that i thought an animal and since then, my version of kate isn't entirely human. i like to think of her as a forest spirit, although she just looks a little creepy; she's an average height, skinny creature with limbs that are just slightly too long. ( these make it easier to chase people on all fours, ya know, like an animal ) my reason for her being a forest spirit is actually kinda funny; in middle school I had a running joke that she was a dog cause that's what i thought she was at first LMFAO so i thought she was magical version of smile dog for a while. i got them mixed up don't yell at me lol.

okay but back to kate

. now i think of her as a forest spirit because in my headcanon, the operator’s radiation killed her, although he wanted her to work for him so badly that he brought her back to life, just as a spirit in his forest. because she was brought back from the dead, she looks a lil fucked up but it's okay we love her .

. She doesn’t really look human anymore. a not entirely human demon-spirit thing with long limbs, sharp teeth, and a mask who smells like death, like think very wendigo-esque.

. Kate the Chaser was the result of an experiment by the Operator to see if he could make someone willingly submit to being his proxy. The Operator made Kate find the 8 pages over and over and over and over again until she cracked and practically begged to serve The operator just to make it stop.

. kate still feels human emotions, although they can easily be clouded and taken over by voices in her head. these voices are what used to keep her loyal to the operator ; if she didn't hear these voices she would have run off and probably been killed again by some scared civilian. these voices are also what makes her kill; because of them; they're constantly screaming in her mind, reminding her that her one goal is to protect the forest from outsiders. kate believes that's her only goal and reason to be where she is; she does a damn good job though

. She is one of the few proxies to suffer from “maladaptive proxyism”, which occurs randomly. It is a select grouping of genes that makes someone susceptible. There are no signs of it as a human, but when someone with it is “transformed”, they go feral. Kate’s episode lasted almost a year. She takes specialized medicine for it (thanks EJ).

. There is a cabin in the woods that kate goes to when she has one of her episodes it’s her safe place

. Since she’s one of the Top 3, she has a really nice room inside of the mansion. She likes to sleep there when most of the time. because the mattress on the floor in the cabin hurts her back too bad to walk back there to it. :(

. She has a ragged old cat who can detect her episodes. Whenever she notices the cat acting strange, she knows to take leave and go to her cabin. She is not immune to her episodes; the pills just help prevent most of them..

. Her eyes are very sensitive to light due to her living in Kullman Mines before being relocated to the Mansion by Slender Man. which often leaves her to only be seen in the night then in the daylight; a total night owl

. She can see really well in the dark, to the point where when there was a power outage at the Mansion she didn’t notice for like an hour.

. Wears sunglasses whenever she’s out in about in the daytime.

. She’s kind of terrified of Slenderman. Despite him removing her from the operator’s control she still afraid of him mainly because of his resemblance to the operator.

. Kate’s voice is kind of raspy and low. She has severely damaged vocal cords.

. She doesn’t talk much. (Yet again because of her vocal cords.) though she’s fine with speaking with her hands, facial expressions or body language. She also growls a lot.

. Despite having damaged vocal cords, She has a very nice singing voice but she is kind of self-conscious about it.

. Kate has a southern accent.

. She is the one who drew the operator and the slenderman notes that travelers find in the woods. Her room is covered in notes since she can’t stop drawing them. Some think they are coping methods that she uses to help with all the shit she went though with The operator. but by god has she gone through a lot of shit because of The operator in her lifetime.

. Black goo occasionally leaks from her eyes and mouth. Nobody 100 % sure knows why but the other pastas just assume it’s because of Her past of being under the operator’s influence.

. Due to being a proxy of the slenderman. Kate has now developed the ability to fully transform into a beast. ( remember proxies can develop abilities after a few years of being proxies when marked by the slenderman, kate only developed the ability to transform into a beast specifically because she already showed attributes of animal-like behavior. it kind looks similar to this.)

Bonus: She often has to strip in order to transform if she doesn’t want her clothes or her mask to be ripped to shreds

. More brawn then anything else, she works out on her free time leaving to be very trimmed down, lean with a good amount of muscles on her making her a good fight .

. She goes after targets at night or in dark places, and will try to get rid of any light sources they have first so they can’t take advantage of her photophobia.

. She thinks 2 am is definitely the best time to climb a tree, as it’s good practice for agility.

. Unnaturally quick on her feet; she’s a speedy runner who’s stamina is way through the roof that can beat easily almost all the other proxies and outrun anyone else. Literally can seemingly run for hours without getting tired.

. Kate likes to get in and out of missions as quickly as possible. Despite being a fast She’s not extremely stealthy, so when she goes on missions by herself she usually kills all people in the house.

. She is feral as fuck and will start a fight with anyone for any reason. She runs on energy drinks and pure rage. She once got in a fist fight with Nurse Ann because she put her milk in before her cereal.

. One time BEN dared her to punch the Rake in the nose and she did it without a second thought.

. She adores listening to the sound of rainfall. She was cooped up in Kullman Mines for so long that she forgot what it sounded like. Whenever it rains she goes for a walk. Without an umbrella. Because umbrellas are for pussies.

. Often is mistaken for either mostly Jeff the killer and or occasionally Masky and in turn leaves her quite annoyed whenever it happens

. Not entirely fond of fire whatsoever at all though isn’t deathly afraid and wouldn’t mind staying close only for warmth purposes

. ABSOLUTELY will down your ass for saying one of her interests is stupid. You’re stupid >:(

. Her and Hoody argue a lot but it’s more over who gets to pick the TV show.

. actually quite a big fan of anime

. She can only cook basic things.

. She has a good amount of hoodies, as she keeps getting blood on them and it takes ages to wash them.

. She sometimes has mood swings, especially after coming back from missions

. Her mask is honestly one of her most prized possessions. It has sentimental value to her. It was a mask Lauren got her for Halloween. She always has it with her and almost no one except for Slenderman have seen her without her mask.

. while on the topic of her mask, it's a plain white mask but the eyesockets are very big; maybe the constant scratching at it by victims wore it down who knows though.

. Due to being a forest spirit and somewhat undead. Kate can take a lot of damage without worrying about dying. It really scared the shit out of Circe that one time Kate’s arm got torn off.

“OMG ,KATE. YOUR ARM IS GONE!!!!”- Circe

“ oh wow, i didn’t even notice.”-Kate

. Hates when people call her Katie, Kathy, or Katherine and has punched people in the throat because of it. The only person who still does it is Jeff, because he’s an asshole.

. Has a fear of being abandoned by others

. She trusts Masky the most out of anyone and all she does is sometimes let him talk to her. According to circe their conversations can be quite entertaining to watch.

“Okay, what do you want to drink?”- masky

“Pepsi.”- Kate

“Kate, for the last fucking time, we don’t have Pepsi.” - masky

“Tim, either you get me what I want, or I’ll dig your grave next to Jay’s.”- kate

. Kate and Rouge have this thing where they just kind of stare at each other and vibe. It freaks Masky and Toby out just a little bit. Hoodie doesn’t really care. He’s kind of quiet too. Circe just loves it.

. All she thinks about is karma. Spill coffee on her, she’ll send a karma demon to your place.

. She has social anxiety. So she locks herself up in her room 24/7, and only leaves to get food, relieve herself, or to go on missions. Tho slender forces her to interact with others.

. has a hard time making friends but if she does make friends she’ll become extremely protective over them and beat the shit out of anybody who crosses them.

. Due to showing signs that she may still have traces of being under the operator’s control. She’s not allowed to lock her doors when in the mansion, for example. She also has one of the baby monitors in her room.

. A loyal-ish proxy to the Slenderman who’ll do pretty anything for the most part without question or a second thought

. Tbh she’s probably one of the most well rounded out Proxies. She’s very in-tune with herself and those around her. She has to be, she works with idiots all day long. (But she herself is kind if an idiot, Miss Why-set-traps-the-normal-way-when-i-could-become-the-trap)

. Even though she misses her old life, she does not want to go back. She doesn’t want to go through it all again to get to where she is.

Overall kate still has her struggles. But I think she’s going to be okay.

P.s. none of this canon. So don’t take it seriously if you don’t want to, if you don’t like it, take it somewhere else. Thank you

Bye 👋🏻

P.s.s. Go check out Circe’s origin story on archive of our own. It’s called rabbits are not what they seem.

#kate the chaser #creepypasta world building #slender proxy #creepypasta headcanon

[thehorrorsoftheblackbunnymask]

Omg I just remembered your AU where high school Masky would taunt the reader about their suicidal tendencies. Thank you AGAIN for the fact that you keep things real with the pasta characters basically being like sociopaths. When I see people refusing to write abuse, or even kidnap in the same stories where they're making creepypasta fics, it seems almost comical because it's like, guys you're literally using a character that has canonically killed people and were 100% okay with it. You write the characters as dangerous sickos, and that's great because it gives us a break from the fluffy coffee shop-type fics. If I wanted to read a fic where the reader was treated like a princess, I wouldn't be peeping in this fandom lol.

Also, considering that an approach people IRL use to dumping a cheating partner who won't let go is to just "ghost" them and to move on already and tell everyone that you broke up, Masky wouldn't take that very well, would he? It's so crazy and juicy to see this character stick his dick in the reader's peers, left and right, while he completely loses it as soon as the reader wants out. If the reader does that "find a new BF, tell everyone there's a new relationship" and straight up ignore/avoid the ex altogether" thing with MASKY? Oh man, that reader is probably gonna be dead by the next morning LOL

FACTS

Nah bro, the reason why my stories are so dark is because I hate stuff like Coffee Shop AUs or Soulmates or any of that stuff, it's so boring in my opinion-

Masky is very big hypocrite. He's a cheater, we'll get that straight. But he won'tet you leave. I think the only other person he'd let you fuck is Hoodie, but you have to get his permission first.

[surveysonfleek]

1664.

When was the last time you did clay work/pottery? literally 2020, i ordered a clay kit during lockdown and made this weird pen holder lol

Do you like art, hate it or just not mind it? i thoroughly enjoy it. im a sucker for an art gallery. i dont understand ‘all’ art but its still fun to check out

If you had to choose would you prefer dull pain for 12hours or sharp for 2? dull pain

Koala or Kangaroo? koalas are way cuter

Do you know the words to the national anthem of your country? yes

Is your country ruled by a president, prime minister, queen or other? pm

Does blue occur in your national flag? yes

Talking of flags. Do you like football/soccer? If yes, do you play and what position? no... hot take but i think soccer is so boring to watch

Would you rather be a Model, Famous Scientist, Singer or Chef? singer

Would you rather be a pilot, crime scene investigator or estate agent? pilot i think!

Does making others happy really make you feel happy? yes! it certainly makes me feel good, thats for sure

What colour literally doesn’t appear in your wardrobe at all? i think i should at least own one of each colour in my closet bit i guess i rarely wear yellow

Do you actually read the answers others give to your surveys? i dont make surveys

Did you ever swear at a teacher in school? Why? nah

Have you ever pricked your finger on Holly or another ‘sharp’ plant? yea, probably 

Speaking of Holly, do you adore Christmas or does it bug you? i enjoy xmas but i really hate consumerism and the tradition my family and my partner’s family has with giving semi expensive gifts. i feel pressure to have to give them something back just as expensive ugh

Have you ever wrote your own short story? What about a novel? Or perhaps you started and couldn’t finish? only for school

Do you prefer SciFi/Fantasy/Action/Horror or Rom/Com/RealLife? i have a really short attention span so its been awhile since ive sat down and watched a ‘serious’ movie. the most recent movie i watched was a romcom

What do you have a lot of faith in [note: can be anything]? idk sadly

Think of a material thing you want. Name it here (material, made or bought). Would $100/60 be enough for this item? How about $1000/600? i want a new iphone. i think they go for like $1500ish

Would you rather have a big house, a lot of kids or a high flying job? high flying job as long as im happy with it

Have you ever been to a creepy/haunted/abandoned place? What did it look like and what were the circumstances? no, im too much for a scaredy cat to do that What’s your favourite dip? french onion

Chocolate Cookies or Fudge Brownies? brownies

I give you a little baby puppy. What do you name him? oh man, idk. id be spending a lot of time thinking of a name

Is crime a big problem in your area? not really tbh

What’s your town/city most well known for? white people lmao Do you know a Jack? What’s he like? How about a Lisa? What’s she like? i dont know any jacks personally. or lisas haha.

Are most your friends older, younger or the same age as you? theyre all around the same age

Do you subconsciously hang out with those with the same star sign as you or as each other, perhaps due to certain personality traits? haha no

Name 5 objects that you don’t have but would like right now? a new phone, new clothes, a handbag, a new car and more candles. i basically just need an upgrade of everything i currently have

When you have children, would you like twins? my partner wants twins sooooo badly. id be happy to have them but defs fine with one baby too hah Do you know any twins? If so, what are they called? i work with a twin, idk her brother’s name

If you were given the choice to choose your child’s gender, would you? id choose a girl first

What instrument would you love to learn how to play? piano properly

Does the sound of knocking/tapping startle you? yes

What’s the scariest story/urban legend/creepypasta etc you heard? haha i really cant think of any from the top of my head

Do you miss someone currently? yasss

When was the last time you were in hospital? What for? i forgot! which is a good thing

When was the last time you went to the dentist? last year

Do you get along well with your family doctor/your doctor? pretty well. which reminds me, i need to grab a script soon

What personality trait does nearly everyone in your family seem to have? i think were all pretty good listeners

#surveys #survey #quiz #bored #questions

[verbosebabbler]

ZampanioSim North About Newsposts: ZampanioSim North

I'm currently retracing my steps through the game with the new tools I have. Anything I find won't be added to my main document until I get enough to make the change substantial. It'll be v.2. at that point. But until then, I will list all my findings separately here.

These are newsposts that I found in the code. Debugger > farragofiction > ZampanioSimNorth > static > js > About.tsx

I tend to not add these to the main document as it feels more like notes meant for the creator's, programmers, and othersuch and not the participating audience. But It's important to at least archive them somewhere. The notes are here below the tab from 04/15/2021 - 10/19/2021

"04/15/2021", "i feel...tentatively hopeful about this project? maybe it goes nowhere but this is my first creative work since the pandemic started so *shrugs*. i'm just happy to be MAKING something. plus im kinda burnt out on homestuck???  and this Zampanio thing is...well i don't wanna spoil the creepypasta faq if you haven't read it yet. i just feel myself spinning up a new obsession is all."

"04/18/2021", "ugh. why did I decide a skill tree was so vital to this simulation? it's HARD to get it looking right rip. but skills are obvs important to actual Zampanio so what can i do. plus its absolutely hilarious seeing things like 'Book Beam' get generated"

"05/22/2021", "stats exist now, just copying from wigglersim cuz why wouldn't i. s'not like the actual Zampanio is clear on how stats are"

"06/01/2021", "shareable urls are a thing because i have a problem and the problem is wanting ppl to be able to share urls. this might TECHNICALLY violate the personalization requirement for Zampanio but...i mean. its me. i can't NOT make shareable urls.", "plus this way i can make custom sessions"

"06/02/2021", "lol i just realized what appeals to me so much about Zampanio. its kinda like House of Leaves meets Polybius? (however you spell that). i wonder if that makes the [REDACTED] the ~minotaur~?", "srsly i just freaking love that creepypasta faq so much"

"06/03/2021", "happy birthday OB, the achievement system just went live. its on the third too which is just perfect. i already was using 3 as an arc num in here. hey ,neat, all the numbers are divisible by 3 on OBs bday.", "i should do something with this..."

"06/06/2021", "finally making other menu screens, got statistics and achivements in. its weird, theres a lot more work than id think for just a simple simulation", "its because i cant keep my damn nose out of adding secrets everywhere and putting a frankly absurd amount of work into set pieces designed to make twists punch harder"

"06/08/2021", "im love. rage mode is everything i hoped it would be. absolute perfection. maybe i should call it headache mode? its just. its breath taking. beautiful. im the smartest damn human.", "i just really am a fan of things appearing to be one thing, revealing themselves to be a completely seperate thing, but if you think about it never weren't the first thing too."

"06/13/2021", ":) :) :)", "oh man im feeling so smug right now about what happens even in normal mode"

"06/16/2021", ":) :) :)", "https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMagnusArchives/comments/nzz96g/this_notspiral_perfectly_represents_spiral_in_my/"

"06/19/2021", "wastes can hack now (both in game wastes and real ones)", "if you're a real waste you don't need me telling you how to hack, g'luck ;) ;) ;)"

"06/20/2021", "finally got the skill tree to center itself omg why was that so hard"

"06/23/2021", "mess up bg but softly"

"06/27/2021", "50% less homestuck", "look this is just where i am right now, caring more about creepy pastas then sburb"

"06/29/2021", "menu items actually can be unlocked upgraded but not everything is implemented yet obvs"

"07/01/2021", "music!!!", "i especially love how terrible and upsetting the rage mode music is"

"07/03/2021", "just truth mode :) :) :)", "basically its a reference to Just Monika and a few other things"

"07/06/2021", "can use the skill tree to upgrade menus finally"

"07/10/2021", "working on gaslighting word meanings", "my fav part of this is i keep forgetting i did it and i get upset/confused that 'quests' are now called 'dogs' or something"

"07/11/2021", "standardizing OBs voice. they deserve more than just being AB but meaner."

"07/13/2021", "as the false bg moves around the true mirrors OBs thoughts"

"07/15/2021", "it is physically impossible to create a shitty world and NOT be a sociopath", "turns out the easiest way to make party members is to lobotomize a fully realized player"

"07/18/2021", "really like how i did the gods screen", "honestly everything about this project is ridiculously self indulgent. i don't actually expect many ppl to enjoy it but...its really fun to make??? it brings me joy to try simulating such a weird creepypasta.")

"03/30/3031", "i have finally implemented spiral/sand"

"07/22/2021", "hunting is no longer associated with clowns", "did i go out of my way to leave the 'bug' in for weeks just so i could mirror the faq bug? yes. ofc i did. theres just something so surreal about being issued a clown wig and a bicycle horn when you ask how to kill deer"

"07/23/2021", "THE END IS NEVER THE END", "we're really in it now"

"07/24/2021", " the Thief of Beef is now possible. that is all there is to say on the matter.", "rereading old newspost and srsly its surreal to see any even tangentially mention the pandemic? if i'd seen something like that in a dev log two years ago i would have assumed it was part of an arg or some shit and not just like 'ah yes that period of literal years where eveyone wore masks and reassured everyone about quarantine procedures any time they mentioned leaving the house'.

"07/25/2021", "the Thief of Beef is no longer mandatory for all party members to emulate", "haha whoops"

"08/02/2021", "okay so maybe game like activity is possible but i do not recommend it the ~~minotaur~~ gets pissed if you wander into its labrynth", "if you do it its on your end"

"08/03/2021", "dammit AW just let me know that the faq link is dead... gonna try to see if its cached somewhere (is it old enough for waybackmachine to find it???), if anybody sees anything related to it send it my way, i *swear* im not crazy this is a real thing", "also shoutout to 'craig researcher' which a scammer just let me know 'died' adn probably left me a huge fortune"

"08/05/2021", "one good thing about ZampanioSim getting leaked early is that I found out that firefox freaking *hates* fuckUpBGButSoftly. my beloved. why. ", "at least Truth no longer hates firefox with an unending rage"

"08/08/2021", "eyes and spirals are illegal, i thought you should know. and claiming the menu isn't a menu is equally illegal. maybe more illegal tbh", "maybe i should make like, a youtube guide showing why"

"08/14/2021", "how can eyes be real if mirrors aren't real? so anyways i made mirrors real just in case", "also truth is more true than it was before via being less true than it was before. its okay."

"08/15/2021", "Spiders can wear hats now.", "also, I guess if you care about that sort of thing, you can now be killed horrifically by monsters. well. just the one monster. it follows you around and even if you can kill it it just comes back slightly different. don't worry about it."

"08/16/2021", "time is now officially hard", "in addition to being the shittiest aspect it just is difficult to form. its difficult to follow without a proper mind"

"08/19/2021", "lets all regret having eyes together, shall we?"

"08/24/2021", "look i don't know how or why found footage is a part of the zampanio experienceyar. i just know i feel really proud of how i worked that part of it in."

"08/25/2021", "new avatar who this", "my fav part of this new design is it implies my lack of face was *always* a coiled spring, i just chose not to uncoil it"

"08/29/2021", "skills are real now but only if you're willing to blaspheme against the concept of simulations", "i personally wouldn't recommend blasphemy"

"08/31/2021", "theres something calming about actually getting to see what the skills do, finally. fun fact: its nothing", "shoutout to the late coleman researcher who definitely left me some money according to this scammer"

"09/13/2021", "starting to get desperate about finding that FAQ. the forums mostly seem dead, so I'm gathering up whoever I can find in a discord server to try to follow the breadcrumbs.", "Note to self: post link to discord once this goes live."

"09/21/2021", "bad news: still haven't managed to find that FAQ. good news: guess who just managed to get their hand on an *actual copy of zampanio*???", "Shout out to that weird dead zampanio server for somehow embedding it in a powerpoint???”

"09/25/2021", "things are really starting to come together!!! polish is continuing, a few more secrets!!!" :) :) :)

"10/05/2021", "trying to herd the spiders in here before Halloween. my plan is, no matter the state of the sim, to 'go live' before then.  i get the feeling i'll be working on this sim for the rest of my natural life (quite happily, don't get me wrong) so no sense in waiting for it 'to be done'!!!", "i still wanna add the quest system, maybe unlockable titles instead of them being default, maybe that lore screen i keep promising, you know, the basics. but also THE END IS NEVER THE END and all so there will always be things to add. you should add things too. on a03. on the wiki. anywhere fan works go. maybe if enough of us are making zampanio works we can shake loose what happened to that faq? or play it ourselves? Zampanio is a very good game. You should play it."

"10/19/21", "realized its kind of a dick move to throw wastes at 'infinite spiralling secrets' without even a hint of a guide (shame AB couldn't join us over here), so made my traditional gigglesnort hideytalk riddlefuckery checklist. going to start herding people in here proper.  shout out in the meantime to the Herald, the Scribe, the Weaver and the other Unmarked who found their way in even before I started herding, btw."

#discoveringzampanio

[pjunicornart]

Long Post Incoming

Okay so I just watched @what-is-my-aesthetic's new video where she ranked Halloween specials, and that got me thinking about some Meet the Robinsons horror ideas.

Let's be honest with ourselves here: MEET THE ROBINSONS SHOULD'VE GOT A TV SHOW SPIN OFF FROM THE MOVIE. It was literally the perfect formula for an interesting series and we were ROBBED. Honestly if Disney doesn't make it into a cartoon in the near future I will be boycotting. JUSTICE FOR MEET THE ROBINSONS!

So anyway I'm imagining three ideas for horror Meet the Robinsons stuff. 1. The TV Special. Basically I'm imagining an episode that could go two ways. A situation similar to Flutterbat from MLP, where an invention goes haywire and it turns Cornelius into... something. I'm leaning more towards a bat creature because the image of him hanging upside down from a tree spitting out seeds is funny to me. Or, it could be an episode where it takes place from an alternate reality, where everyone in the Robinson family are just monsters. Wilbur could be like Frankie from Monster High, the idea that he was created because Cornelius and Franny wanted a child. So they made one! 2. The Creepypasta. This idea leans more towards creepypasta territory, like it wouldn't be airing on the Disney Channel, lol. What inspired me to create this reality is that in the movie, Wilbur mentions a "dark day at the Robinson house" when discussing what's left of the first prototype of the time machine. What if that day was fatal? What if when the prototype malfunctioned and exploded, it took the whole family with it, and burned down the house? Now that the house has been rebuilt and renovated, a new family moved into it, stating that it's perfect for their family, yada yada. But something isn't right. I've been watching too much of "My Haunted House" from Discovery+, so this next part is influenced by the countless stories I've seen from there. Cornelius - a by extension the other Robinsons, but mostly Neil - starts tormenting the new family. One of the family members get the worst of the worst, as they're in a weird dream-like state. The other members of the family always find them "talking" to a wall in the house and not responding to their calls. When they finally wake the person up, they say, "There was a man talking to me from the wall." There's nothing behind that wall, though... 3. The Labyrinth Named School. Okay so I've been OBSESSED with this old horror game I found out about a little while ago called "White Day: A Labyrinth Named School." Basically in that game there are a lot of ghosts that you can encounter and learn about, twenty in total I think. The way I see this working is that characters from Meet the Robinsons all attended this school at some point, but now they're all dead by one way or another. For example, Lizzy could be the Spider Girl, Lewis can be the Kid Solving a Problem (a.k.a. the Eyeless Spirit), Spike and Dmitri could be the Doppelganger Ghost, Bud could be the Tree Ghost, Michael/Goob could be the Face Filled with Hatred, etc... I understand this is an AU sort of idea, but I still think it's fun to discuss!

So yeah since it's around Halloween time, I've been thinking about this stuff and I wanna know what other people think. :P Or if you have anything to add, I'm open for discussions via asks or comments or whatever. Thank you for listening to my brain dump, lol.

#rosey rambles #meet the robinsons #halloween #horror #ideas #brain dump #seriously we were robbed #salty #long post

[partyinthemysterymachine]

on an entirely different subject (and one i haven't talked about in ages but been thinkin about lately :< ),

i legit have no fucking idea what to do with mt. silver. like according to 3 year old notes i sorta named him Red (hahaha like the pokemon trainer. it's like there's a connection here) and i know that he and Glitch butted heads a lot since they're both heavily ingrained into digital technology/video games/evolution thereof/etc, and mt silver/red only, like. kinda "popped up" around the time of creepypasta days (which is why he's called that) but is sort of unidentifiable. like The Eye.

but like. my intention for mt. silver was that - like many other Gifted like Glitch with Polybius (or is it Polybius with Glitch? 🤔) and The Eye with found footage/feeling watched - mt. silver was supposed to be responsible for something, for a phenomenon. and that was supposed to be, like. gaming creepypasta, or actual rogue gaming glitches that are. Concerning. rumors that aren't actually rumors but you'll never see anyone able to recreate it and screenshots are called "fake" and simply become urban legends, etc. but GOD. chinhands. my notes for mt silver are so OLD and i never really was able to articulate how i wanted him to work. drives me nuts

tho i think that might just be a case of assigning too many entities to things that don't need it. like. Glitch literally has the digital world all but covered, except for a whole shitload of stuff he DOESN'T have covered, LOL. obviously Glitch can't be everywhere and in everything at once, that's not how it works. since the Polybius calls the shots around here he's basically fucking around in someone's encrypted spreadsheets one day and uploading UFO dashcam footage the other and idk. just for funsies, makes a JUST DO IT meme edit of The Eye's newest footage of stalking some poor drunk college kid thru an open field. then uploads that to youtube. just for a laff

folds arms. but yeah. Glitch and mt silver/Red were definitely going to be at odds and i think that was sort of a Polybius intention/doing, too. like. Glitch and Red would have been "jealous boyfriends" of Polybius (or so acted like it). god it's so weird and it's so hard for me to try to articulate. but. whatever i do with mt silver/Red, and maybe i won't keep him on the Gifted list, i sure as hell know Bobby Jane doesn't care much for the tech Gifted, doesn't understand them, and they make him very very nervous LOL. and i guess The Eye sorta falls under the "tech Gifted" list but. yanno. gestures. semantics. potato potato, etc

Glitch is cute tho. :< i mean he's. got some Trevor Philips vibes. but he's. i like him :( definitely a favorite with Bobby Jane and Jolene. and to think i'd started tryign to round out the Gifted and some other character aspects and uhhhh... Unconventional Gifted (like The House and The Realtor (who come as a "pair" kind of like Glitch and Polybius but there are a lot of asterisks and addendums and asides to that, so)) and R's trucking company, and THE TWIIIIINSSSS dgkdgkdfgklg but HRGHGH

also just. Smiling Man in general. Marone. how the fuck Marone fits in. how the fuck they actually all met, how long they've known each other or about each other, who hasn't met who, like. i had The Candle Cove Bar and Grille visualized as somewhere up in the butt-ass mountains as one of those local dives/trucker grub stops (see: R (aka The Roadrunner)) and it'd be a pain in the ASS for a city slicker like Bobby Jane to hike all the fuckin way up there in an 8 hr drive just to have his chain yanked on by Bakul for 5 more hours and then be sent back with information that could have been solved in a phone call and this is just the WORST job in the fucking world and i keep getting the feeling poor Bobby Jane here works for the government so on top of being a government official of some kind he's also that very Smiling Man of r/LetsNotMeet fame and he's kind of obsessed with the green scarf his ex gave him a year before they broke up and it's totally not weird at all to wrap it around and smell it and Jolene totally knows that about u bro and it's weird and listen.

he is under. so. much. stress. ALL the time. and he's got Fox/The Voice all up in his ass and head (i mean he's up in everyone's ass and head but that's beside the point) and this one time he literally got down and almost back home and it's been like 16 hours driving and The Voice is like "lol hey wait can you go back bc i need you to find The Stairbuilder in the woods it's kind of important rn" and Bobby Jane's just like. literally i will fly to italy and i will kill you myself right now and he doesn't know how he got saddled to be the Gifted "ambassador" or "leader" (very very loosely used) for North America but he's SO up to here with it rn,

#ches writes #soyf #smile on your face #oc: glitch #oc: bobby jane #oc: the eye #.. jfc. my tags for SOYF are a fucking mess i have NO idea which ones i used most frequently or anything. goddammit LOLe #SIGHS. and i have a blog for them too but lord. i'll have to go comb thru my bullshit and try to fix the tags at some point #anyway thanks for coming to my ramblings about my pet project called The Smile On Your Face #and ancient writing one-shots from 2019 can be found on ao3 as backstories lololol. see the tags for art and aesthetiques etc #anyway. glances at naked wrist. bedtime i guess #cheers mates i promise to be more incoherent tomorrow xoxo