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just hanging out and sharing childhood death trap experiences like any normal friends with regular lives would do

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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

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do u guys find this video creepy or cute bc i think thats a big personality indicator

#VIBRIBBON!!!

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FINALLY i find the time to draw

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"For sale: baby shoes. Never worn."

Science fiction: "For sale: cyberbaby shoes. Never uploaded." Shoes, he reminded himself, were a protective device worn on the foot. He prepared to purchase them from the ShoeNexus using credits.

Fantasy: "For sale: baby elf shoes. Never worn, not since the elves passed from this realm..."

Horror: "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn." The price seemed suspiciously low, but his family needed a fresh start.

Gothic: "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn." ...but hadn't she heard a baby's cry, behind the portrait of her husband's first wife? Hadn't she heard the cry of the infant on the moors, carried by the wind whipping past that forbidden tower?

Espionage: "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn." A code for a stolen nuclear weapon for sale on the black market, placed in the classified section of the Sunday Times in the hopes none but the buyer would deduce it. But Lamont Steele of MI-5 knew better, and soon, he would bring the "baby" a "bottle" - made of lead.

Misery lit: "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn." The day I placed that ad my hands shook with the emotion of placing the ad. My newborn infant had died of a mysterious disease that also erased all records of his tragic fate (real), much like the records of the three genocides I lived through. The saddest part was, five minutes after giving birth I was already pregnant again...

Conspiracy theory: "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn." WHERE ARE ALL THE BABY SHOES? ARE SATANISTS EATING BABY FEET? IS TOM HANKS EATING BABY FEET TO STAY YOUNG??? JUST ASKING QUESTIONS!!!1!

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Noelle holiday just beat Karkat Vantas in a rap battle on my Tomodachi Life island.

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TRIBUTE TO ALL SOLDIERS WHO THOUGHT FOR US IN WAR (RIP)

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The TikTok that goes “can you name all 50 women” and then the guy goes “oh I didn’t know there were that many. Uh, Amelia Earhart… Doja Cat” is very funny.

It’s even funnier because that’s literally what 90% of the people on this website are like. If you make a post about female characters, girls, or women, and it gets over like 100 notes, the tags will all be about men until you delete the post out of frustration and go back to reading yuri where cretins who don’t know what a woman is can’t hurt you with their misogynistic bad taste

#my issue is that i cannot remember anyones names #bitch i could barely name 50 people #categorizing them down only makes it harder #though out of that 50 it'd be women biased. i fucking love women. #i just have a shit memory

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Reflections of a Machine

(happy birthday Internbot 💙)

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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.

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question: would you be mad if there were still giant insects

no. i think that would whip ass actually

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Hiveswap Yuri

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i liked doing the independent run because it meant i could walk into caesar’s tent with a missile launcher and atomize him and yes man didn’t even give a fuck that i did that. mr house wouldve been all