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poisoned-peppermint · 1 year

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The feelings are violent have some mcyt Incorrect Quotes and feed the beast

Ok Ya’ll finances be wack right now. So it would be super awesome if ya’ll checked my pinned post out and go to my Moms store, linked just liking stuff helps. My mom’s hard work needs ya’lls gay little appreciation that would be cool of ya’ll (you can buy some of my painting on the ebay if you want)

anyhow buy stuff or no more quotes you silly ducks <3

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Ranboo: Wearing a tank top to bed like the out of control slut I am

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Wilbur:I’m a guy but i’m a wife you know. Marriage but in a “ he’s my wife” kinda way

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Wilbur *takes a swig out of his flask*: u want some of this

Quackity: sure

*takes a drink*

Quackity: is this soup

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Bad: Are you flirting with me?

Foolish: I’m trying

Foolish: I have no idea what i’m doing

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Skeppy about Bad: He's a walking talking curse to humanity, but I like to look at his boobs.

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Bad: If it's shiny and fits in my pocket it is mine. I am sorry for your loss

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Ranboo talking about Tubbo: Found a drawer of socks in my partner's room????? I’m scared, am I dating a centipede??!!

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Tommy: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Wilbur: Homicide.

Phil: Murder.

Techno: Homiecide.

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Foolish: I know what you're up to.

Bad: Really? Because I barely know.

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Tommy, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Father.

Philza, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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Foolish: Trust me I know everything I just can’t form a coherent sentence

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Skeppy to bad: I’m here bae if you need oral support, I MEAN MORAL SUPPORT!!

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Bad: Ah i’m just being paranoid……………………..(squints) or is it my intuition

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Ponk about sam: I couldn't fix him, but I could fuck him

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Hannah, to Bad, pointing to a heart shaped cookie: look! This one’s a heart! That’s how I feel about you!

Bad: *sniffle* AAAAHHHHHHH

Hannah, to Antfrost, pointing at a Michigan shaped cookie: this one looks like Michigan! That’s how I feel about you!

Antfrost: what–

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Tommy: Tubbo told me Santa wasn't real. Well joke's on him because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here?

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Quackity: Before anyone asks, Yes, I did ruin everything with my hubris

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Bad: I have vomited or coughed up blood and I like collecting flowers or growing house plants :)

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Bad: Slept miserably because i was tormented by terrible visions all night hope none of it was prophetic

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Skeppy: Are you crying?

Bad, drunkenly sobbing: I lost Skeppy

Skeppy: *takes off sunglasses*

Bad, smiling but still crying: I found you

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Skeppy: Girl you are bizarre and frightening and utterly demented. And probably not even a girl now that i think about it. Can I get your number?

Bad: My SCP number or..

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Phil: “Flirting with Death” fucking WEAK catch me sucking deaths dick in a burgerking dumpster at 3am

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Wilbur: They hate to see a boytoy winning

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Quackity about wilbur: This guy is such a loser I want him in my bed immediately

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Quackity: The hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that’s unlikely

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Hannah to Tina: Sorry I unpacked all my trauma do you still want a kiss

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Sneeg: *hangs up*Skeppy: your lipstick looks great!

Bad: it tastes even better ;)

Skeppy: i know

Bad:

Skeppy:

Bad: Why.. why are your teeth pink?

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Ranboo: remember how I said Aimsey and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Sneeg: yes

Ranboo: well, we’re in jail

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Foolish: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Bad: I literally only said 6 words.

Foolish: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.

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Tina: Does sea weed even taste good?

Puffy: Yeah, it does.

Hannah: It’s even better than regular weed!

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Tubbo, holding Eret by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't end you where you stand!

Eret, visibly afraid: U-uh... Niki told me to have a good day!!

Tubbo, lowering their fist: You make a good point...

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Phil: Describe yourself in one word.

Techno: Indescribable.

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Antfrost: So, what's it like dating Ponk?

Sam: Once, I asked them for water while they were pissed at me, and they brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

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Eret: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Tubbo: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”.

Tubbo: How about you,Eret?

Eret: Probably “road work ahead”.

Techno: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Foolish: Go to Hell

Bad, tearing up: I wish I could

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Hannah: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Wilbur: Hey Phil,

Phil: Yes?

Wilbur: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Phil:

Phil: Where’sTommy?

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Bad: So what’s for dinner?

Skeppy, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Bad: Wow, geppy, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Skeppy: We literally slept together yesterday.

Bad: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Skeppy: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

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Antfrost: Why are you on fire?

Bad: This is just how my day is going.

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Bad: Hey.

Skeppy: *pissed off* You…complete…ASS, Bad! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

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Techno: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Bad, threatening Foolish with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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Tommy: Welcome, fellow idiots

Ranboo: Hello, Tommy

Tommy: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Ranboo: You underestimate me

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Skeppy: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Bad: You mean literally or figuratively?

Skeppy: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Skeppy: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Bad: Mind your language!

Skeppy: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Bad:

Skeppy: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Wilbur: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Tommy: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Wilbur: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Skeppy: need me a man with fat tits so i can put my head in there when i'm experiencing sensory overload. and also for lgbt reasons of course but that's a given.

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Hannah: i’m not wife material i would kill and eat you

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Bad: We can’t ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

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ok

*keels over and disintegrates*

0.o

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happyduoincorrectquotes · 1 year

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Skeppy: Don’t stay up all night, Bad. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

#drunkboyhalo has joined the chat #bbh #mcyt #incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes #happy duo #happyduo #Skeppy #skeppy and badboyhalo #skeppy and bad #bad and skeppy #badboyhalo and skeppy #badboyhalo

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prozach27 · 8 months

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I feel so silly learning that Skeppy was an actual player on the Dream SMP that badboyhalo was a part of and actually knew 😭 this whole time I thought BBH was just doing a weird elaborate prank that involved a made up character clearly inspired by Roier. I feel so foolish

#qsmp #skeppy #q!badboyhalo #q!bbh #qsmp skeppy #qsmp skephalo #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp bbh #skephalo #q!skeppy

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winter-mornings · 9 months

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family reunion

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #badboyhalo #dapper the egg #qsmp dapper #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp bbh #skeppy #skeppy fanart #bbh fanart #badboyhalo fanart #dapper fanart #qsmp eggs #egg kids #qsmp skeppy #look i started this before the results came out- i had the lineart all done and shit #my art #original art #FOREVER SWEEEEEP THOOOOO

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thepenguisalive7 · 8 months

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Someone water him, he’s wilting because he lost his sunshines

#WHY ARE YOU DESATURATING #did someone put you in the washing machine wrong #badboyhalo #qsmp #qsmp fanart #bbh #badboyhalo fanart #dapper qsmp #Skeppy #pomme qsmp #skeppy jr

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serpenndragon · 3 months

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Me when my favorite character is the aro rep I've been craving my whole life <333

Bonus wedding doodle

#badboyhalo #badboyhalo fanart #qsmp art #skeppy #skeppy fanart #skephalo #bbh #bbh fanart #qsmp fanart #dapper qsmp #dapper the egg #qsmp dapper

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tjodity · 2 months

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honestly shoutout to captain puffy, a woman who uses masculine titles and descriptors, for making a hyperfeminine male crossdressing persona of a real guy she saw on a near daily basis for the sole sake of pursuing badboyhalo, a random gay guy she was in a militarist faction with. she was on it before the rest of us. trendstarter

#howdywrites #captain puffy #badboyhalo #nobody talks abt discount skeppy

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linktoo-doodles · 2 years

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bad's got his own issues he's dealing with rn quackity

#quackity #skeppy #badboyhalo #dsmp #dream smp #my art #Linktoo art #comic #LAWLLL I just can't stop thinking about how bad's the first person quackity showed las nevadas so. this is how i imagine it going down

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lanthart · 11 months

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QSMP stuff #08 💙💚

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sandoas · 3 months

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Andaba urgido de algo cute ,que mas lindo que estos dos

#art #fanart #badboyhalo #badboyhalo fanart #skephalo #bbh #skeppy fanart #skeppy #happyduo #ilustration #i want a hug #please #🦠

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bigboobyhalo · 11 months

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imagine your friend hypes his boyfriend up to you for like three months straight only for you to finally meet him and he’s two feet tall and he looks like this -> [:P]

#my art #skephalo #badboyhalo #skeppy #bad #qsmp

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starscollide0 · 29 days

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