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underjumble · 1 year

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Welcome to the world of Underjumble!

I've never really been a fan of most swap aus, because it always just felt like a retexture to me. Yes, they have a different look and name, but I like swap aus where the characters aren't just character A 2.0 but also that they're a different enough character. So here's a dumb little au of my own! Each character's personality is not only or mainly the character they replace are, and I'm hoping I made them rather in character. This does not mean that the characters will always be 100% canon compliant ofc, they're still somewhat different. idk how to describe it ;-;

Don't have any sketches at the moment, but here's some explaining! I have a lot of little bits of world building that's small things that I'd love to share :)

Sans!

The backstory stays mostly the same, but some boss monsters, afraid for their life, sided with humans. They were granted in because the more the better. After that, though, they were outcasted and were seen as unequal. Although, some reproduced with humans, giving a breed. Most look like normal humans or monsters, but they have certain qualities and they're different enough for both of the races to be able to absorb their souls. Sans is like monsters, but his soul lasts for a little while. He has a very unhappy past and has some problems with emotions and lashing out. He deeply regrets a lot of his actions, but he can't fix it now. He is 12 and his au nickname is Wisp. I can't remember where I got that.

Unrelated to Wisp, but if you have any suggestions for any nicknames or changing it, feel free to shoot an ask! You can also use different nicknames for people but I'd like to know first so I can understand ^^

Papyrus/Doggo!

Papyrus takes the place of Asriel/Flowey! In present instead of a flower he is a dog plush, and the eyes were cracked by being dropped on when he was still alive. He's also color blind like an actual dog, leaving him with subpar vision. With this and the fact Frisk hunches over with their hood on, Doggo mistakes them for Sans. He has a resentment of being coddled and treated like a baby from Sans (who does have a reason, but Doggo doesn't know that. He's not mad at Sans though.) He believes Sans is upset at him for being weak for not continuing the plan. He's 9 mentally, and his au nickname is Angeco. It was originally a mix of French words, but I realized that I chose the parts that are exactly like the English version. It's a mash of ange corrompu, or corrupted angel.

Asriel!

Asriel takes the place of Toriel! Asriel is an adult. He is not a father to Sans and Papyrus, but is the King's past advisor. He was really good with the kids, though, leaving him their babysitter a couple of times. He doesn't hold as much hatred to Gaster as Toriel does to Asgore. Asriel tried to reason with him, but after realizing nothing would work, they went their separate ways. Asriel does not like Gaster due to his decisions, but he's not as brutal to Gaster as Toriel is to Asgore.

Xakial is his au nickname, a misspelling of Zadkiel, the angel of mercy.

Napstablook!

Napstablook takes Sans' place! They aren't lazy or really as aware as Sans is. Instead, they're kinda jumpy and scared, which is why they're not the best person to post at a station.

They are better at keeping their promise than Sans. They try to help you throughout it but are too afraid for combat. They met Asriel through venting to the door.

They are the final boss of the genocide route, but don't like it and realizes they have to do it because of how they don't want you to hurt anyone else. You keep attacking and attacking but you don't hit them, until the final hit where Sans takes control. They blurrily know that you can go back in time, and thinks they can stop you because physical attacks can't hurt them, but know not too much other than that.

Valuar is their au nickname. It's a mash of valu pisarad, which means tears of pain

Mettaton!

Mettaton takes Papyrus' place. He wants everyone to idolize him and doesn't really care about the royal guard in any other sense, and is less selfless than Papyrus. However, there are still moments where he shines and shows care and love for others, despite being mostly self absorbed.

Maddie!

Maddie takes Gaster's place. She was a mad scientist type where she just fucked around and found out. She isn't too serious of a character lol. She follows around Frisk sometimes but mostly hangs out with her cousins while making crude jokes although they can't see her. She does miss being with her family sometimes though, and would do anything to be able to interact with them. Au nickname is Madcie, based off her name and mad scientist.

Chara!

Chara takes the place of Undyne! Like Sans, they are one of the very few human monster hybrids. Their soul would shatter quickly, so there's no reason for them to be slain. This brings them a bit more self hatred, that they aren't able to give their soul. They don't know what happened to Asriel, and misses him. It has katana magic, and has some muscle with some scars. In the genocide route, their eyes and mouth get gooey to show that the magic side of them is unable to handle the determination. As you defeat them, their magic becomes melted.

Au name is Lehanial (Perennial, a yellow flower, + Lehanii, a tribute to a friend)

Asgore!

Asgore takes the place of Maddie. He's just a sad little dude who takes care of the flowers in Waterfall. He's an optional fight, as he will only fight you if you nag him. He won't try to kill you. There are two ways to end the battle. Kill him, or wait until Napstablook finds you and gains the courage to tell him to leave you alone (He wasn't really looking to fight and thought you wanted it just as a game, but Blooky doesn't know that)

Toriel!

Toriel takes the place of Alphys! She and Chara are in a rocky relationship because Toriel doesn't agree with the violent approach. Chara argued it was the only way that lead Toriel to try the true lab. They miss each other but believe the other is angry, which Frisk has to make them come together again in true pacifist.

She's also why Asriel and Chara have such high rankings, because she knew Gaster and thus Gaster knew that the two were qualified from them meeting a lot.

Alphys!

Alphys takes the place of Napstablook. She's shy and wants to be your friend, but is scared of annoying you. She looks up to Undyne, they were once friends (well. Crushing on each other) before Undyne got famous. Undyne planned on coming back but always got caught up and was under a lot of stress. Alphys keeps watching and coming to her stuff, hoping to get her attention.

Undyne!

Undyne takes Mettaton's place! Toriel got her a boost in success due to her status and being well known. Undyne believes in Justice and isn't super self absorbed like Mettaton. She always planned on coming back to Alphys but she got juggled in all her work that she lost sight of what was important. She's a celebrity, but doesn't do shows like Mettaton, instead being more known for fighting.

Gaster!

Gaster takes Asgore's place. He isn't as heartbroken over hurting humans, but he doesn't enjoy it. To him, it's a necessary sacrifice. He holds no hate to the human children, seeing it as professional.

These aren't the only ones switched but they're the main and I've gone long enough FUGKXGIDYIDYID-

#Undertale au #underjumble #undertale #safeutdr #<- that's how i say there's no misgendering right #gaster au #sans au #papyrus au #undyne au #alphys au #napstablook au #mettaton au #asriel au #chara au #asgore au #toriel au #im not putting the characters themselves bc i dont wanna spam tags with aus for classic lovers (myself included.)

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ryuichirou · 3 years

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Lord God Savior of All Ryu, I ask for but one noble request. lol i just wanna see all your AUs. Like, I always here about them in replies and stuff but I've almost never seen what they actually look like. So if you could just tag pics of them or doodle (they can be super bad 30 sec doodles too, it don't matter to me) them, I would be the happiest, most joyful little shit ever.

Anon!! Thank you for being so interested in our AUs and wanting to learn more about them. It was a very good excuse for us to go through the list of the AUs, doodle them, revisit some of the older ones, etc. So yeah, your wish is granted lol

Here’s the majority of them, we decided not to include those that we’ve barely talked about and thought out... I’ve put tags for those AUs where we have at least something posted. Most of them are something we haven’t even talked about at all and they don’t have a single sketch, but I liked drawing chibis for them way too much. Sorry, I used your ask lol

We have a general tag for our aus and specific ones for some of them, but sometimes an au from here is not tagged separately, so you might have to use this general tag...I tried to fix it, I don’t think I missed anything, so it should be ok now! ;w;

1. Space AU. It’s a story about a space expedition.. which turned out to be not exactly what everyone planned thanks to Erwin. What a commander!

2. Tribal AU. It’s a story about Eren becoming a part of the tribe where Erwin and Levi live.

3. Babysitter AU. Levi is a babysitter to Eren and Zeke, unfortunately for Zeke, who’s 17 and not exactly thrilled about being babied. Sometimes there’s kid Erwin too. We’ve never posted anything related to this AU, I think, and I don’t think we will. There’s another AU related to this one, but 19yo Eren from the paths (he has the memory of the manga events) keeps kid Eren company as an invisible ghost, while others think that kid Eren is cursed or something.

4. SnK AU. A classical one, where Eren has dreams about the plot of SnK, but when the story stops progressing, he decides to kidnap Levi to make the plot go on. Erwin finds out later... and keeps Levi in the basement because he wants to know the ending too lmao plus it’s hot.

5. Mines AU. Erwin gathered a team for his wonderful plan to find a treasure, but it’s not like the rest of the team needs to know where they’re really going. Zeke’s particularly terrified to find that out. Despite its name, they spend the majority of time in the forest. Also, there’s a timeskip of 11 years.

6. AU with Neetwin who’s a history teacher. We don’t tag this one though, it’s not like it’s our AU. So now it’s a Neetwin tag, although one of the drawings is with adult Levi... eh, who cares.

7. CC AU (cleaning company). Levi works in a cleaning company and cleans up Neetwin and hobo Eren’s apts. They need a lot of work. Yes, they make their apts even dirtier to make Levi spend more time there.

8. Prison AU. Damn this one is good... we came up with it before reading the timeskip in the manga, so Eren’s appearance doesn’t really match his age, he’s 17 lol Levi is a mafia member who goes to prison because he need to kill one of the inmates (who later became Zeke) on Erwin’s (Levi’s boss) request. Eren’s his personal guard, although Eren works as a regular guard too.

9. King Kong AU. It’s an AU where the Beast Titan is King Kong lmao Zeke is having fun killing dinosaurs... Levi, not so much. Thank Erwin for his wonderful plan of going to this island.

10. Rus AU, basically just characters living in Russia. Because ofc we will have this type of a setting... Damn, I thought we drew this one more often, huh.

11. Sea AU. Mainly our modern AU, we use it as a base for other modern stuff for the most part. Levi’s getting two boifrond rings, he lives with Erwin, Eren visits them often, Zeke bitches a lot, fun times with and without Zeke, stuff like that. There’s also a subplot (11.5) where Eren gets “kidnapped” by a witch, so Zevi have to find him and bring him back. Titans exist in this AU, Eren and Zeke are titans, and all of them have military training, but Erwin and Levi retired some time ago. We don’t have a tag for just a modern setting, though.

12. Cult AU. Eren lives on a farm and has a whole village of his followers. He also has cursed animals... and I think we’ve told about some of the plot points in replies. Erwin’s really into all this cult stuff because it affects reality for real, so he asks Levi to follow rituals, although Levi came to ask Eren to go back to normal life and finish the fucking school.

13. Serial killer AU. Eren’s a serial killer, duh. Never posted anything with this one, unfortunately, but Eren got disappointed in the police when he was a child, so he decided to fix the situation himself, while Erwin and Levi, as a part of a special department, investigate his “fixing”. It also has a time skip. I really need to redraw at least one sketch...

14. Hospital AU. Levi gets into Marley trying to make Eren go back, but it’s not that simple because Eren doesn’t want to lol Basically canonverse with this small change.

15. Hobo AU. Eren and Levi are hobos, Zeke wants his brother to stop living under a fucking bridge. Later Erwin takes both of them under his roof because he really likes Levi, but he can’t leave Eren alone.

16. Doggies AU. AU where Eren’s a wolf and Erwin’s a doggo. Levi got Erwin because he was a retiring trained dog and sniffed enough drugs in his life, and Eren... his “owner” found him on the streets and lied to Levi about Eren being a dog. Later Eren turned into a magnificent beast and now he doesn’t want to leave. There’s also Zeke, but he belongs to Xavier.

17. AU where Eren wants to become a mangaka. The first post is self-explanatory, although I’d probably make some changes now if I cared enough. There’s also a time skip where Eren ditched his manga and became hobo!Eren. His editor was pissed lol

18. Scolopendra Eren AU. You know the drill, and I’ve talked about the plot in some of the replies.

This post doesn’t show up on the tag for some reason.

19. Ghost Eren AU. I should’ve named it combini AU... Anyway, I’ve talked about this one a lot, although poor Erwin gets neglected a little bit lol it’s hard to compete with a ghost when you’re just a mere stalker... but a very invested one. Eren likes Erwin here, they’re vibing on the same malicious-towards-Levi wave.

20. Shark Eren AU. It’s just for us for funs, Eren’s a shark, and Levi’s there to help him fight depression. Eren later escapes into the sea.

21. Midsommar AU. Levi and Erwin get an invite to go to the village from Yelena, Eren’s a part of a cult who is kinda attracted to one of the newcomers... Such a good movie, we need to draw them properly. Both Yeagerists and Eldians are a part of the cult, they don’t have any specific rules by which I categorised them... Although not all characters are present, and some of them (Jean, I think) are newcomers who will join the cult later. Sorry, I don’t remember much.

22. Silent Hill AU. It started with Erwin peeking into Levi’s apartment, but now there’s Eren too... We haven’t thought out this one, I’m bad with Silent Hill AUs for some reason.

23. House Eren AU. Eren’s a house, and we’ve explained how it works too, so just check out the tag. Levi actually lives there with Erwin, but I don’t remember if we’ve mentioned it or decided to skip this info.

24. Eren pack AU. It’s an AU where Erens of all ages (6 of them, I believe) are a little bit feral, and they have wolf ears and tails, and they live in a specific place and Levi visits them every day and takes care of them. They love Levi. Here’s the only post that survived, and here’s a link for a twitter post which I never got back on tumblr after it got deleted.

25. Trailer AU. The story is about Levi who has to live with Zeke for a month as his slave because Erwin lost him in a game of cards lol To be fair, Erwin lost a lot of money and their whole flat, and Zeke gave them a choice between that and Levi (he’s horny ok), and Levi agreed. Zeke even put Levi on a chain, although Levi doesn’t even try to escape...

26. Flower shop AU. Eren’s a plant, and he brings death to the whole planet. He keeps Levi alive though, as a treat for himself. We’ve explained some of the stuff in the replies.

27. Blair Witch AU. It’s pretty much explained in this post, and if you saw the movie, there’s nothing for me to tell you. Everything that’s different from it is in the post lol

28. Corpse AU. Eren’s a corpse, Levi’s a pathologist who works on difficult and mysterious cases alongside the police. Eren later comes to life along with a couple of other bodies...

29. Antichrist AU. Zevi adopt baby Eren, but Eren’s a fucking satan. He loves Levi, but Zeke... not so much. Zeke loves Eren to death, though. Eren would love to organise that, but first he needs to grow up a little bit. It doesn’t mean that he won’t torture his parents during his journey. And everyone else who interact with them.

30. This one doesn’t have a title, but it’s an AU where kid Eren went missing, and Levi goes into the forest to find him. Levi owns Erwin who’s a good doggo and helps him find Eren. It turns out Eren killed two adult dudes, and he has paths!Eren telling him what to do and how to do it... Paths!Eren has the memory of the canonverse.

31. Zombie apocalypse AU. There’s only one drawing with it though, but basically Levi builds himself a wonderful place to survive the apocalypse, and he keeps Zombie Erwin in the basement in hopes of Hange finding a cure. Then Eren joins just because he can and because Levi’s very awesome. Eren has a boner for the apocalypse and enjoys every second of it.

32. No title, but Eren was casted away from the canon universe for the rumbling, and now he’s a mythological giant wolf who lives in a deep very old forest. He was very surprised to find out Levi exists in this universe... So he kidnapped him ❤️

33. Halloween AU. You’ve seen this one, it’s a story where Jean, Connie, Sasha and Eren get into the wrong house and find a ritual instead of a Halloween party... So after saving the child who, as it turns out, is not really a victim, they decide to ditch him at Eruri’s place.

34. Okusan AU. Levi’s a housewife, Erwin is a cuckold who’s really into adultery. He invites both Zeke and Eren from time to time to act as Levi’s husbands, and they (Levi and Erwin) almost get caught because the “husband” suddenly came home... Sorry, we’ve read too many doujinshis lol

35. Island AU. Erwin loves sending Levi to dangerous places to get souvenirs for himself, and now it’s time for Levi to get a crystal from a very isolated island full of strict rules in terms of interacting with outsiders. We have a cool idea for a two part drawing (like with our flower shop au), but it’ll take us ages to complete anything at this rate... I have like two sketches on Patreon for now, but damn this AU has so many cool visuals we wanna draw... It’s another cult AU with people living on Paradis (more like one village in the middle of the island), isolated from the rest of the world. They don’t welcome strangers, and Levi has three months to find and steal that crystal, although it’s not that simple.

36. Erewan. Not exactly a full AU, but Erewan’s a cursed animal plushie who kills people and loves Levi a lot.

37. Cat AU. Everyone’s a cat (duh). Not really our AU, but it has its own tag, and it’s only asks.

38. Tiny founder Eren AU?? Again, not really our AU, but now it has its own tag.

I’ve also found the reply where I talk about how characters’ relationships work in some of the AUs, you can check it out too. I thought it was fitting for a master post.

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a-gorgeous-george · 3 years

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Basic Questions

First name? Georgette

Surname? Foxworth

Middle names? Luciana

Nicknames? Gigi (by her mother)

Date of birth? August 7th

Age? 22

Physical / Appearance

Type of clothes?

Georgette’s style is all about femineity and luxury. She wears a lot of dresses, a lot of skirts, but even her workout clothes are designer. She swears “cheap” clothes give her a rash – and who would want to mar her perfect skin like that.

How do they wear their clothes? Tight and tailored.

What are their feet like? (type of shoes, state of shoes, socks, feet, pristine, dirty, worn, etc)

Georgette is rarely seen without heels on, and thanks to regular pedicures and lack of abuse, her feet are soft and pretty always.

Race / Ethnicity? Spanish and Indonesian

Are they in good health? Oh yes, she has a strict workout schedule and diet she sticks to… well, actually, perhaps not, because alongside that she also lives a life of high stress and nicotine.

Personality

Are they more optimistic or pessimistic?

It really depends on the source of power in a situation. If it is something she has control over, she is optimistic, can’t see how something would ever not work out, but if someone else is in control, her view changes considerably and she is usually fairly certain it will fail.

Do they ever put on airs?

When is she not putting on airs?

What bad habits do they have? She has a serious nicotine problem.

What makes them laugh out loud?

She isn’t really a laugh out loud type of person. She might chuckle or smile in amusement, but laughing out loud indicates a level of ease that she just does not feel around people. Also Al.

How do they display affection?

She is very physically affectionate… I think. She has never been in a position where she felt comfortable being affectionate with a person in that way. Besides that, she shares her wealth in ways that benefit that people she cares about, shares her privilege with them. She is happy to be her friends’ sugar mama.

How do they want to be seen by others? Beautiful and in control.

How do they see themselves?

She very much sees herself as a lone wolf. She knows she’s beautiful, smart, capable, hardworking, but she’s alone and absolutely terrified someone will recognize it. She is also very much aware of her inner rage.

· How are they seen by others?

Because of her past with her family and the lack of ties it provided her, Georgette was left defending herself. Her arrogance and obsessive need to believe in her own importance is directly tied to the lack of importance anyone else gave her.

Strongest character trait?

For all her bravado and arrogance, Georgette is 100% unafraid of hard work. From her work on her blog and marketing it, her history as a beauty queen, her strict adherence to her diet and exercise routine, every aspect of her life, she has no issue knuckling down and putting in the time and effort to succeed.

Weakest character trait?

She is incapable of asking for help, as if it somehow undermines her own achievements if someone else must assist her.

How competitive are they?

Extremely. If you want to manipulate Georgette into doing something, make it a contest. She’ll probably even know what you’re doing and still be unable to resist.

Do they make snap judgements or take time to consider?

Snap judgements all the way, baby!!

How do they react to praise?

Smug agreement.

How do they react to criticism?

Strong commitment to your character’s delusion that she is anything other than amazing.

What is their greatest fear?

Dying without ever achieving anything of substance.

What are their biggest secrets?

Georgette is crushingly lonely. Her whole life has been spent pushing people away, trying to protect herself and prove herself, full of anger, and it has left her without anyone she can be close to.

What will they stand up for?

Once her blog is up and running and successful, once the magazine starts to take off, she will have real issues with people saying she’s self-made. She is fully aware that even without her father’s money, her name alone carries a certain currency most people do not have. She is well aware of her own privilege in that area and will stand up against anyone who compares her achievements against someone who didn’t have that head start.

Who do they quote?

She’s a closet book nerd and might not quote directly but will frequently make allusions to literature.

Are they indoorsy or outdoorsy? Indoorsy.

What is their sinful little habit? Cigarettes.

What sense do they most rely on?

Sight – how someone/something looks dictates more of her life than it should.

How do they treat people better than them?

What people better than them?

How do they treat people worse than them?

That seems like an unfair question when everyone is worse than them.

What quality do they most value in a friend? She wouldn’t know.

What do they consider an overrated virtue? Niceness.

If they could change one thing about themselves, what would it be?

She would have people who cared about her.

What is their obsession? Herself?

Friends and Family

Is their family big or small? Who does it consist of?

Her mother and stepfather, father and stepmother, Jenny and Oliver (Yes, she considers Oliver as part of her family)

What is their perception of family?

When she was barely cognizant of life, her father had an affair, had a baby, split up her family, quickly destroying the idea in her head. It is an outdated concept made to make people feel like belong to a group, no loyalty or love.

Describe their best friend.

………. Let me get her just a friend first.

Ideal best friend?

Someone who understands her hustle. Someone she can see the inherent importance in. Someone that can still pull her out of her head and get her to have fun.

Describe their acquaintances.

She is jealous of the closeness of Dodger’s gang, watching as an outsider and wishing desperately to be a part of it all.

Do they have any pets?

She is a massive dog person! (Get it?) But yes, she has a little doggo, Valentina.

Past and Future

What was your character like as a baby? As a child?

Awful? Spoiled? She was raised spoiled, but after her father’s betrayal, she sought to teach him a lesson. Even as a child, she would blackmail and torture him, threatening to reveal his dirty secret to the world. She was worse to Jenny even, more easily able to take out her anger over the affair and her birth on the younger girl than the truly guilty adults.

Did they grow up nurtured or neglected?

Neglected – but that is partly her own fault. She is as much at fault due to her reaction and actively hurting her family and her father. She lashed out and did truly awful things and crushed what bond there might have possibly been.

What is the most offensive thing they ever said?

Oh, I don’t know… in my head, I feel like she can be a very problematic person. Add that in with her natural meanness, I am sure she has said some awful stuff.

What was their first kiss like?

It was awful. Some other 7th grader when she was in 7th grade. Too wet. Thought he was trying to drown her.

What is the worst thing they did to someone they loved?

Repeatedly blackmailing her father for her own benefit.

What are their ambitions?

She wants to outshine her father, claim their last name as her own and not the sullied version her father left in the wake of his controversy. That is why her blog and future magazine is named after her.

What advice would they give their younger self? It’s not Jenny’s fault.

What smells remind them of their childhood? Perfume and peppermints.

What was their childhood ambition?

Growing up, her mind stayed on the pageant world. Her ambitions usually stayed just one pageant ahead of her.

What is their best childhood memory?

She doesn’t know if it’s real or not, just this soft memory of her father grinning and spinning around the living room with her, dressed in his coat and tails.

What is their worst childhood memory?

Listening in from the hall as his father confessed everything to her mother, hearing her mother sobbing as he threw clothes into a suitcase.

When was the last time they were crushed with disappointment?

The last one? She still hasn’t got over her first one.

Love

Do they believe in love at first sight?

She only barely believes in love in any form.

· How do they behave in a relationship?

Georgette really doesn’t do relationships, thanks to that whole “love isn’t real” thing. They usually last a month or so, but she gets bored and has no issue telling him to get lost after that point.

When did you character last have sex? Perhaps a couple weeks ago.

What sort of sex do they have?

She is looking for something hot, passionate, and with someone she doesn’t have to worry about calling back.

Conflict

How do they respond to a threat?

Georgette doesn’t back down from a threat, though her means for fighting usually involves $$$ instead of doing any sort of fighting herself.

Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue? Tongue.

What is your character’s kryptonite? Point out her lack of backup.

If your character could only save one thing from their burning house, what would it be? Say it with me… diamonds.

How do they perceive strangers?

Her trust or lack of trust in them is based solely on how they look.

What do they love to hate? Oh, that is way too long a list to put here.

What are their phobias? Bugs of any sort.

What is their choice of weapon? Poison.

What living person do they most despise? Her father.

Have they ever been bullied or teased? That would not go well for that person.

Where do they go when they’re angry? Home, to seethe and plot.

Work, Education and Hobbies

What is their current job? Blogger.

What do they think about their current job?

She has dreams of something bigger, more substantial, but she’s thankful for the success the gossip blog has had and excited to grow it.

What are their hobbies? Painting, reading, dancing.

Educational background? Some college.

Intelligence level?

I believe she is fairly smart, but her work ethic covers a lot of distance for her.

Favorites

What is their favorite animal? Doggies.

What is the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen? Her face in the mirror.

What is their favorite song? Ego by Beyonce

Music, art, reading preferred? Ooooooh… probably reading

What is their favorite color? Gold

What is their password?

Honestly it is probably a secure combination of letters put together by a professional.

Favorite food: Lasagna

What is their favorite work of art? Judith and the Head of Holofornes

Who is their favorite artist? Gustav Klimt

What is their favorite day of the week? Saturday

Possessions

What is in their fridge? A lot of water, veggies, meal prepped chicken

What is on their bedside table? The current book she is reading, a bouquet of pink and white roses, a gold lamp, a rose gold silk eye mask

Spirituality

Who or what is your character’s guardian angel?

If she has a guardian angel, she would really like a word with it.

Do they believe in the afterlife? I mean, she now knows Hades, so yeah

What are their religious views?

Once you meet a god, you kinda realize which system of beliefs is the right one

· How would they like to die? Painless and pretty

What is their zodiac sign? Leo

Values

What do they think is the worst thing that can be done to a person? Abandonment

What is their view of ‘freedom’?

Able to make your way through life on your own two feet without having to rely on anyone else to support you.

When did they last lie? Probably an hour ago

What’s their view of lying? It definitely can make things easier.

When did they last make a promise?

She doesn’t really bother. You either do things or you don’t. The rest is just extra words.

Daily life

What are their eating habits? Healthy food prepared by a chef.

Describe their home.

Luxurious home in a gated community bought by her father.

Are they minimalist or a clutter hoarder? Minimalist.

What do they do first thing on a weekday morning? Drink a glass of cold water.

What do they do on a Sunday afternoon?

She can be found putting the finishing touches on her blog post for the week.

What do they do on a Friday night?

She can just as easily be found out dancing as home alone working.

What is the soft drink of choice? She doesn’t drink soda.

What is their alcoholic drink of choice? Merlot.

Miscellaneous

What or who would your character dress up as for Halloween? Anything sexy.

Are they comfortable with technology? She can do basic things.

If they could save one person, who would it be? Jenny.

If they could call one person for help, who would it be? Over her dead body.

What is their greatest extravagance? Jewelry

What is their perception of redemption? She hopes it’s real.

What would they do if they won the lottery? It would change her life 0%.

What is their favourite fairytale?

She isn’t really big on fairytales, but definitely prefers the darker original versions. So much more realistic than that happily ever after in love bullshit.

Do they believe in happy endings?

She believes in the ability of a person to make their own damn happy ending.

What is their idea of perfect happiness?

Surrounded by a family that loves her

If your character could travel through time, where would they go?

She has it on good authority that life gets more uncivilized the farther back you go, so she’s good, thanks.

If they could have a superpower, what would they choose?

Full on mind control. She’ll make you do what she wants and feel no guilt.

#watasks #{beauty for the beholder}

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lovemesomesurveys · 3 years

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[found at: purplehaze93]

What is your favorite shape? A heart or star.

Who did you last kiss? My doggo.

Do you have any favorite accessories? Not really anymore. I haven’t worn jewelry in awhile.

What color are your sheets? Mint green.

What time did you wake up this morning? I haven’t gone to bed, yet.

Did you take a nap today? It’s 4:18AM.

Would you rather get a tattoo of a face or a name? A name out of the two for sure.

Do you get a lot of sleep at night? No.

What was the last flavor of ice cream you ate? It’s been a few years since I’ve had ice cream, but it was likely strawberry.

Where were you an hour ago? Right here eating ramen.

When\'s the last time you got a haircut? Last February. Almost a year ago now.

Anything good in your cabinets? My ramen, a few bags of delicious Walkers shortbread cookies, and a few Starbucks Doubleshot white chocolate energy drinks.

How old are you? I’m 31.

Cupcakes or muffins? I enjoy both.

Are pigs adorable or dirty? They’re kinda cute, but they’re also dirty.

What color are your shoelaces? Most of my shoes have white shoelaces except for my black Adidas, which have black shoelaces. Anything moldy in your house? Not that I know of.

Have you ever been in an earthquake? No.

Do you enjoy history? Yes. It’s something I like learning about on my own at my own pace, though. Not when I’m being tested on it and expected to memorize certain dates and names and whatnot.

How much time do you spend on facebook? A few minutes a few times a day.

What internet browser do you use? Chrome.

What brand water do you drink? (Smart Water, Dasani, etc) Dasani, Aquafina, Nestle Pure Life, Crystal Geyser, or just store brand.

Do you have a job? Nope.

Are you full-time or part-time?

Do you believe in Santa Claus? I think it’s fun to get into it still even as an adult. It’s all part of the Christmas spirit and fun.

When is the last time you yawned? Earlier.

Do you wear a lot of makeup? No. I haven’t worn any makeup at all the last few years.

Are you watching TV right now? No. My TV is on, but I’m listening to an ASMR video on YouTube with earphones in.

Or are you listening to music? Nope.

Can you speak a second language fluently? No.

Do you wanna learn any other languages? I’d like to be fluent in Spanish. I understand and speak some, but I’m definitely not fluent.

Have you been outside your native country? Just once.

Are you very opinionated? I have my opinions of course, but no I wouldn’t say I’m opinionated. That to me means arrogance and close-mindedness. Someone who is opinionated wants everyone to know how they feel and try to shove their opinions onto others.

What is the worst pain you've ever experienced? Physically, the pain after each of my surgeries was excruciating. It was really bad the first few weeks and the recovery time was long.

Are you a confident person? Not at all.

How about strong-willed? I’m very stubborn.

Do you own a laptop or desktop? Laptop.

Are you itchy anywhere? I am now, thanks.

What's the temperature outside? Currently, it’s 46f.

Did you get hit by any hurricanes? No, we don’t get hurricanes here.

Are googly eyes cute or just creepy? They’re cute.

Could you ever be a mortician? Noooo.

Are you pumped up about anything? No.

Can you solve a Rubik's cube?...in under a minute? Nope. I’ve never solved one. I give up quite quickly, though.

Do you mop your floors? I don’t, but my mom does.

What's your least favorite chore? I don’t particularly enjoy doing any of them.

What color is your favorite coat or sweater? My newest favorite is my red Baby Yoda/Grogu Christmas sweatshirt.

When was the last time you sneezed? I don’t remember.

What color hair do you have? My hair is naturally dark brown, but I dye it red.

What's your name, anyway? Stephanie. The surveys lately have been asking this towards the end for some reason.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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lladyariall · 5 years

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*Ms. Honeybunny winking at Sam* ;) ;) ;)

*jealous lagomorph boyfriend steps in* you should really get that eye checked out! ^-^*

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Look at that ANGRY little face Max makes, right before putting on a fake smile! Holy shit- he's so pissed off about Sam and Ms. Homeybunny flirting that it I'm crying from laughing too hard to even write this blog x'D

Nah, I'm good, though. Once again, this is just my silly opinion blog about this particular interaction between these three and comment if you have any opinions to share too! :) please enjoy the characters and comics regardless of my ideas. Love y'all😘

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To say the least, we all know Max is obviously in love with Sam throughout thee entire t.v. and video game series; possibly the comics, but we'll get inside of that little history later. The main focus of how Max protrays his feelings towards his best friend and police partner, which is quite open in a rare way, Steve Purcell places out their relationship to be after all they've been together and will be when they die. It's a heart wrenching, violent story of pure friendship, and/or.. maybe more?

We're going to dig into that right now, beginning with Sam's jelly rabbit Max behavior.

When we take a look at this scene, Max only has a smile on his face to carry up an "innocent act" for the sake of his companion and this lady's (bleh) reassurance. He doesn't want to actually scare off both his colleagues to create a giant dilemma of drama and end up on being Sam's quiet side. So, the lagomorph decides not to give into his natural instinct to rip her wig off. Instead, he wiggles out his little bunny charm to do what he can to come between on Ms. Honeybunny's intentions on his best friend.

Meaning, his goal is to remain on Sam's good light so he doesn't have his canine friend to look down on him when he would have scared someone off who clearly didn't do anything wrong; in society's eye, anyhow.

The lagomorph just wanted to claim his terrority because that's HIS 6ft talking dog! He has to tear down the competition then and there, baby. Or else they're gone for life and that's never going to happen in Max's life!

Oh no, and that's why this scene is so interesting even more. Because we also get a small sequel to their, ahem, lady competition for Sam.

It's super clear how gayly in love Max is with Sam in the t.v. series and the doggo scoundrel is super aware of what his best friend is feeling. Sam is a dog with super intelligent detective skills to sense if there's something going on, especially if its coming from Max, he is on the case to solve his mysterious canine instinct itch! with the bond of them they've always shared since they were merely babies.

But this scene just proves how much of a sassy girlfriend this little lagomorph can truly be, and I love it!

He just downright called her a whore in a kid friendly manor so the censors don't kick their asses off the program too soon (even though, they did last one season) and being told, "don't worry, miss. A boat will be by to pick you up, and that means sailors! Yup, you'll get picked up, alright." ... is clearly not friendly!

That rabbit knew what he was doing. His jealously became a perfect revenge to tell her to stop her shit on them, and try it on someone else. It's classically performed here and I applaud for Max, once i was done watching this episode. Ms. Honeybunny may or may not have received the hint that they're not available, but Max has tried making it clear as day, twice now. He knows Sam doesn't get a clue; so, all that matters is that SHE understands the message:

"Sam is mine, don't flirt with me or him, go make out with a sailor, blah blah blah."

In Max's terms to this scene, he nailed it perfectly! So I believe the whole reason Sam didn't even try to say a word to her is because he clearly knew better than to try and to help Ms. Honeybunny when Max OBVIOUSLY showed no interest; he decided to take the smart choice and go to Team Max's side for silent support. And probably so he wouldn't die, either.

Later on, Sam finally decides to say something:

Sam: "you crack me up little buddy."

Max: "whatever."

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Uh.. that doesn't help, Sam!

Max probably dissed off Sam like that is because he knew he won, but he hadn't truly received the main prize: having Sam understand he belongs to only Max. His big hound still doesn't get the picture between two love rivals. Sam just doesn't realize Max still remembers when he and Ms. Honeybunny batted-eyes with each other til his REAL bunny came into the picture. His feelings must have been a little upset when he saw the lady appear again, after finding her on the boat and dressed as Geek. She was unmasked by Sam and Max's joke about calling for help on the walkie talkie was.. a little TOO panicked to me.

Like he was in a nightmare.

Like if Max saw them flirt or even remotely get near each other again, Sam would definitely have to call help from a rescue team away from Max's rage. Max knows some shark sword fighting skills to teach them both a lesson about Max being possessive as Hell, and Sam needs to wear a collar with the lagomorph's name on it. (Also, they're in the middle of the ocean. I'm pretty sure Max would use a shark as a sword somehow.)

In conclusion, this was still a fun filling jealous rival we got to see come out towards Sam and Max reacting to it. It was perfect, but I do personally wish we could have seen a jealous Sam in the series. She's just a slut and Max knew it from the start. Even if he didn't, that wouldn't change anything on how Max handled it. He stayed calm for Sam, tried to forget about Ms. Honeybunny during the rest of their mission, and she just came back out of nowhere! She keeps ruining everything by my getting the hint that Max does not care HOW she goes away- she needs to leave for good.

Max will never let anyone try to split their Freelance work and it certainly would not be their last encounter with other flirts, or crazy infatuations (*coughs* momma bosco). Max cooperated well and acted more maturely in an adult manner than he normally would be in. Like, he'd probably crush her skull on the desk or go to Geek about a sexual harassment groping from Ms. Honeybunny, so it'll get her fired.

And that's what's crazy bout all these things is Max is always up for any challenge out there. Violence, poker, best shooter, best at taking shots, the list goes on. But the emotionally ones are always backing him up in a corner to run away from and hide. Max doesnt like the emotional encounters that other people bring and it's not Sam&Max world quality.

In truth, Max may might as well be possessive, but Sam is pretty crazy about him too. It only shows their love for each other more, and I'd say that it'd be awesome if they could only be a little more open with each other. It's just super rare for Max to want to be able to share what he desires from Sam, or what's going on when someone tries to steal Sam away like Ms. Honeybunny would have done.

Sam and Max are going to have to admit more open feelings and fluff if they ever reboot the show. Seriously. It'd be a perfect opportunity to see their love grow and see more of Steve Purcell's humor again.

#sam x max #sam and max #freelance husbands #freelance police #freelance gay #get married damn it #ms. honeybunny #jealous max #yandere rights #yeah another long ass post #sorry not sorry

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bolbianddolanhouse · 5 years

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BNHA AU [self insert]

Nani the heck is this? read here!

Chapter 1: *plays Joji’s Yeah Right*

“...and heres your living quarters, fully furnished and with groceries that’ll last a while” said my case worker as I meekly followed next to them.

“thank you! its really nice.” I said, trying to not sound sad.

“I know its tough being young and by yourself, but I believe in you Miss Palma! Don’t hesitate to give us a call if you have questions or need other arrangments.”

“thank you for your kind words, I’ll keep that in mind” I said as politely as I could because I knew I wasn’t going to call them for shit. “Ill get my luggage out of my car, its not much so I’ll be fine if you need to leave”

“oh alright, Ill leave you to settling in and remember that a UA staff will be coming by with your uniforms tomorrow in the afternoon.”

oh jeez I forgot about that, not looking forward to get fat shamed in this country, let alone by a school staff. “oh right! it almost slipped my mind that here you wear uniforms in high school! hehe thank you for the reminder!”

“no problem! Bye bye”

oof! I was getting tired of pretending to be polite to that case worker. The past 3 months has been tough with the whole being sent away from my family and finding a school with nearby housing. At least I can sleep well without thinking where I’ll end up next. I unpack my 3 suitcases of clothes, personal belongings, cosmetics and other nessities. I take out my framed photo of my family and place it on my bed stand, I miss them and the doggos. I try not to cry and continue to put my things away. I made myself dinner, took a bath and laid in bed; and I’m thinking if I should call my parents to tell them I got settled. I checked the time, it was 4am their time, I sent a text instead.

[Hola mama y papa! ya estoy en mi apartamento, es muy lindo. Llama me cuando puedas, te extrano mucho y tambien a los doggos!]

I haven’t talked to my parents in a week because of the whole phone arrangement and being too busy with the entrance exam. Now I guess I’ll sleep and do some school supply shopping after meeting with the staff member.

-the next day-

Its saturday and its gloomy out and I wake up thinking, great! even the sky knows its going to be a rough day today! I get dressed, eat and gluzzle down my daily 2 cups of coffee. I scroll through my private social media handles to check on my friends, looks like they’re having fun, without me. I suck in the tears because I know DAMN well they’re sad I’m gone too. I distract myself with memes and I think maybe I should make some tea? and some cookies too? do i even have tea? I go through the cupboads and pantry, the case worker wasn’t kidding when they said that I had groceries that’ll last a while! I had 2 different types of tea, dry pastas, canned goods, snacks and some traditional ingredients for japanese and mexican cusine. I go searching for a kettle or teapot and I find a juicer in the way back of the top cupboard. There was a note on the juicer that said ‘to the next tenant, my wife didn’t want to take this big, messy thing to our next place, hope you find use out of this!’ I laugh at the idea that there was probably a lovers quarral over the juicer. I make tea and some green juice, just so I can get rid of the bundle of kale in the fridge, I hate kale. I make some cookies too but its just so I can get my mind off things since I was so nervous on meeting this staff member. Right on the dot, at 3pm, theres a knock at my door. I look through the peep hole and I see this woman with blue eyes and dark purple-ish, black hair in busniess causal attire. I open the door and put on my best ‘everything is ok’ face.

“hello! are you Miss Palma?”

“yes I am! are you the UA staff member with the uniforms?”

“I am! its so nice to meet you, I am Kayama sensei or better know as Midnight”

“Midnight? Ok um, would you like to come inside?”

“oh yes, thank you! Now I understand that you live alone?” she said as she walked in to the apartment.

“yes thats correct, I got here yesterday and settled in”

“oh wow, and at such a young age! Well If you need anything or need to talk about anything thats bothering you, please let me know! This whole you being separated from family and home worries me” She said in the most sincer tone that I almost started crying. I haven’t heard single person talk to me so genuinely since I left America and I need a trusted adult to help me, I heavily considered her offer.

“oh thank you for your offer, I might need some help in a few weeks BUT for now, may I offer you some tea? coffee? green juice? maybe some cookies?”

“green? juice? whats in it? I’ve never heard of green juice before”

“oh right! its a California health culture thing. Its the juice of pinapple, apple, kale, lemon and cucumber. The combination of the fruits and vegetables is for a healthy disgestive system and energy for before or after exersize”

“that sounds tasty! Ill have green juice please”

I serve her the juice and sit across from her in the living room. I see the clothing bags and think that thats alot of clothing bags just to give me 3 sets of uniforms. She drinks the juice and wanted to say something about my expression when I saw the bags but her eyes widened and she looked at the cup of juice.

“OH MY GOODNESS! this is the best and freshest juice I’ve ever had NO JOKE! You said this is a thing where you’re from? I need to invest in a juicer to make this at home!” she said so shocked and I was surprised to recieve the praise like I invented the juice.

“I’m glad you like it! Its like a little slice of my hometown to me to you”

“oh? ok back to business! I see you eyeing the uniforms, you want to try them on? I brought some sizes up and down from the given mesurements.”

“um ok sure! Let me take these to try on in my room, ill be right out”

I take the bags to my room and I zip them open and I see the white collared shirts, gray blazer looking thing and skirts. I think oh jeez my ass is definately not gonna fit in these bitches. I put on the shirt and blazer that best fit and lastly the skirt, SUPRIZE! you can see my ass cheeks hanging out from the bottom. I walk out of the room to Midnight.

“ok so I found a shirt and top that fits well on me BUT the skirt...” and I turn around and show her my exposed ass cheeks peeking underneath.

“oh dear, thats definately not in regulation! Ok so you need a longer skirt? like... another 6 inches?” she said as she takes out a measuring tape from her purse.

“um yea, if thats doable”

“it is but we won’t have that ready until the 1st day of classes, so I guess for now, try on the pants and see if any of those fit”

Great. I’m going into a new school, misgendered and foreign passing. 2 of the pants in the clothes bag fit well....too well. We said our good byes and I had at least 2 sets of uniforms ready until I get a proper pair. No matter, at least my ass won’t be hanging out at school. I go school supply shopping and came upon the holy grail of stationary, SCENTED PAPER AND GLITTER PENS. Of course in the pastel rainbow colors and matching lead pencils. I get a whole matching set along with a backpack, water bottle and coffee tumbler. I was going to soon regret that matching set (more on that later) but I was just SO happy that I was pink, pretty and sparkly.

-Fast forward to the 1st day-

I was in a much better mood because the sun was out, the coffee smelled particularly good, I made myself look cute but toned down for a good 1st day impression. I grab my keys and think I think I’m forgeting one detail? What could it be? and I thought Oh! I need to text my parents that I’m happy and I’m going to school now! I am noticably happy that the nice front desk lady of my housing noticed and wished me luck on my 1st day. I get in my car and I have 1 hour to get to school but its only a 8 minute drive and I wanted to circle to find parking and see where the entrance is so I can teleport from wherever I parked. I pass the gates before seeing the parking and I think oh cool its just right there! but Ill still teleport in the front. I park and I don’t even get out of my car, I just hug my backpack and teleport in front of the gates. I start walking toward the gates and try to not smile like an idiot but I start to notice all the looks and stares. And I think oh they just don’t recongize me because I look foreign or didn’t see me at the entrance exams. As a enter the 1st year doors I hear

‘yo you see that guy? he looks as pretty as a girl! Guess his favorite color is baby pink? Are they wearing eyeliner? I wonder how long is his hair? That bun is tastful, no homo tho!’

I FORGOT THAT PANTS ARE THE BOY’S UNIFORM AND MY SKIRTS ARE STILL BEING TAILORED! I socially already fucked up, guess I won’t be making friends anytime soon. But I guess I’m glad they think I’m a pretty girl in the boy’s uniform? I walk up to the table at the furthest hall on the right that says International Student Check In thats me. I get greeted by a man with a boombox looking thing on their neck, black pants and jacket, small triangle sunnies and yellow hair.

“HEEYYY welcome to UA!”

“oh thank you! I am Itati Palma, American student”

“okay lets see, palma palma paruma AH found you! OH YOURE THAT JAZZY SAX GIRL THAT TURNED HERO!”

oh jeez who put that on my record?! “hehehe yea thats me”

“coolio jazzy girl! Heres your schedule, pins and a note from Midnight”

“pins?”

“yeeeaahh! pins to put on your uniform to let other students and staff where youre from and get to know you better!”

I open the small manila pouch into my hand and two pins fall into my palm, the American and Mexican flag. I look at them and tried not to cry, I missed my home and chill life in Cali.

“hey hey! your classes are on the 3 hall on the right, door all the way down.”

“oh right!” that snapped me out of my sentiment, “thank you again! Mr?”

“they call me Mic sensei”

“Mic? ok thanks!”

I walk quickly to my classroom, I get to the outside of the door and think welp, heres to 3 years of being called pretty boy and other dumb shit. I open the door and I see 9 desks and 5 people already there. Oh jeez, what a small class size but at least nobody is staring at me. I sit in the middle seat, though I prefer the front desk but they were already claimed! Guess classroom culture is different here too. In front of me was a boy to what I thought was a Japanese native until they turned and I caught a glimpse of their pin, they’re Korean! They noticed my pins too and had a confused look as they gave me a once over.

“You’re an...american? and mexican? You traveled quite a ways”

“um yeah hehe, I am Itati Palma by the way!”

“hmm, nice to meet you Palma-san, I’m Jin Matsui”

“nice to meet you too!”

Before I could ask them where in Korea are they from, the door slammed open. A tall and muscular white-blonde girl walked in, I tried so hard not to stare at them but they looked so tough and wondered if that’s part of their quirk. She sat behind me and Jin and I turned around to get a better look at them. I saw their pins, the Russian and Japanese flag, shes also a foreign student. She looked up with a death stare at me and Jin but then her eyes widened and she smiled.

“ah! fellow foreigners! Hello!” she spoke in a predominate Russian accent that matches so well with her image.

“um yeah! Hello, I’m Itati Palma”

“Hi, and I’m Jin Matsui”

“Palma-san and Matsui-san?Milana Mikhalia Oleshin, very nice to meet you!”

Oh my! A long and hard to pronounce name, I guess we aren’t at nickname or first name basis yet for everything to go smoother. I turn to my bag because I got a text, its my parents!

[Hola mija! Que bien que estas feliz hoy! Te amo y ponde bien en tus studias, dios te bendiga.]

Oh mom, you have no idea how bad I had it earlier. I look around and see everyone has nice, canvas school bags and I have my baby pink one with a puppy on it. And everyone had normal stationary and you can smell and see mine from across the hall. Oof, what I’d give to redo today. I look at my schedule and see that I have a short school day this semester.

Palma, Itati (F) (International) Intelligence Core Program [1-A]

Homeroom......9a-10am..........................................Intelligence Wing, room 1-A

Weaponery.......10:15am-11:50am.........................................Gym

Hero Course [Ethics and Laws].....12p-1:15p...........Hero Wing, room 1-A

Free Period.........2:50p-3:30p.......................................TBA

Intelligence Course[Statistics&Strategy]3:45p-4:40p..Intelligence Wing,room 3-A

Seems like a reasonable schedule, better than America. I didn’t know that Oleshin-san was peeking over my shoulder to read my schedule.

“YOURE THE GIRL THAT TESTED OUT OF GENERAL STUDIES?!”

I jumped in my seat “um yea?”

“I heard about you! The staff and school district are boasting that they got the potentially genius level international students. They said that theres 2 of them here at UA and they are jumping straight into course work! One has placed college level English and 3rd year Level Strategtic Thinking! And thats you!”

Jin turns around, looking bootytickled “erm, what? Let me see your schedule.”

He scans and compares it to his “well theres proof that you are one of those students, but then again, so am I”

I take a look at his, almost identical except they’re not taking the hero course, but second year english. What a weird turn of events that I’d be in the same class as other international students in the same school arrangments? I guess they’re my friends now.

A clean cut man in a blue jumpsuit with multiple patches on the arms opens the door. I just knew they were our teacher, it shows that he’s been through it all and has wisdom to bestow upon us.

“Hello, good morning students, if you could all take your seats so I can get things started”

Everyone fell into place and was attentive.

“Welcome to the Intelligence Program, You can call me Diya sensei, I’m a retired secret service of Japan better known as Agent 99 code name ‘Space Cowboy’”

I tried so hard not to laugh at that code name, I wondered why he was called that. Maybe his quirk?

“Now to take roll, say present when I say your name”

He finished roll and said “huh, 3 international students? I expect impeccable work from you three. I won’t slow down for you”

I somehow wasn’t scared of that statement. Before moving on to explaining the coursework and lessons, a lizard bolted from the window and to Diya sensei. He let out one of the most high pitched yelps and retreated to the corner. How can a man so sharp and decorated, be reduced to a crying mess over a lizard? Matsui-san captures the fast lizard and wraps it in his gym towel to take outside after homeroom. Sensei regains his composure and continues class like nothing happened. After homeroom, we all had weaponery but we didn’t get to use any gear or weapons yet. Instead we got measured for our jumpsuits and PE clothes plus got settled in the locker rooms. To my surprise it was co-ed locker rooms since it was a small class size and only 3 girls. Everyone was respectful of eachother’s bodies and privacy. Next I was supposed to go to the ethics class but in Midnight’s note, she said that I start that class on Wednesday so for the time being, I have to report to the staff room to meet with them. I go to the staff room and on the way I see a class doing drills with quirks outside, it looked fun and everyone looked so focused. I get to the staff room and Midnight hands me my tailored skirts and 3rd set of uniform. I also got to know the other teachers and staff including the principal, a big ass fuckin rat. I was about to punt that bitch when they opened the door if they didn’t start talking. Other than that, it was a nice time and then there was lunch. I walked in the cafeteria and saw the long ass lines and said ‘fuck that’, so I teleported to my car and ate my packed food in there. Next was my free period, Midnight said that it was alright for me to wander around campus so I can get to know the place better so I can teleport from class to class. I wander around without my bag, just my phone and schedule with school map folded in my pocket. I go to the hero wing to find the 1-A room, nobody was in there, maybe its gym time for them? I pass by a group of 3 upper classmen, A boy with black hair and pointy ears, a taller boy with lemon colored hair and a girl with long sky blue hair. They all looked at me as I passed by and I felt intimidated because they have a strong presence to them but I didn’t know why or how. I hid behind the corner and heard them talking about me,

“did you see that? I made accidental eye contact and I think I’m going to be sick”

“hmm, do you think thats the international student Mirio? They had an american flag pin”

“Maybe? Theres no description of them other than they’re American and a 1st year in the Intelligence program”

“wait, sceret service? I thought they saved their school from a gang by disabling the leader? Why are we interested in her again Mirio?”

“She’s a true hero Amajiki! We could learn alot from her and maybe change their mind to be a hero, like they were meant to be”

What the heck was that Lemon boy going off about? A hero? Change my mind? Learn from me? I turned the corner to tell them off but they were gone and I wasn’t about to go looking for them. I wander some more and the bell rings and a swarm of students come out of their classrooms, I couldn’t naviagate around and I think, guess Ill teleport, BUT THEN I COULDN’T! Like when I was acting up back home and my mom would use her erasure quirk on me to prevent me from escaping. But my mom couldn’t be here!? Then what the fuck is going on? Then a man’s voice from behind me spoke,

“are you lost young lady?”

I turn around and I’m shaking in fear before I even see this mystery man. I see him and he’s a tall, dark long haired with eye bags. I knew right away he was the one who erased my quirk, his eyes glowed the same way my mom did when she activated her quirk. Mom i thought and how much I missed her and I couldn’t hold back my tears this time. I cried in front of this man I just met. He arched his brow then gazed his eyes on my flag pins. He gasped and deactivated his quirk.

“oh no I’m sorry Miss! I didn’t mean to scare you to tears, are you alright?”

I stammered “um uhhhh -sniff- I’m, I’m ok! um I’ll just leave”

“no please, let me escort you to your next class, I feel terrible for making you cry. Especially on the 1st day”

I felt sort of better when he offered, I let him walk with me.

“you didn’t scare me, I cried because you and my mother have the same quirk and looking at your glowing eyes reminded me of her and how much I miss her”

“oh! same quirk you say? Were you a trouble maker?”

“nah, I would try to teleport away when it was time to do housework when I was younger and she’d disable my quirks so I couldn’t escape and HAD to do chores”

He laughed “what a woman! Say, your not from around here huh?”

“nope, I’m from America with hispanic roots”

“OH! you’re an ethnic American! That’s why you have two flags.”

“yup, I got here about a week ago and settled about 3 days ago”

“yeah, Midnight told me about you. You’re a very unique indivdual, how are your classes so far?”

“nothing interesting yet”

“well hopefully things pickup soon, oh i think this is your wing”

“um oh yea it is, thank you for walking me over, Mr?”

“Mr Aizawa, or better known as Eraserhead”

“Eraserhead? um ok thanks again!”

“no problem, see you wednesday”

“wednesday?”

“yea, I’m the Hero Course ethics teacher. See you then!”

Then this man deadass walks away after dropping that bomb on me? What a legend, can’t wait to sit in his class. My last class was more up my alley and the upperclassmen were so nice that I didn’t feel any different from them. I walked to my car to reflect on all the shit that happened today and what I am going to do to make school bearable. The drive to my place was pleasant but I saw a bunch of students walking together like they just became friends and wanted to spend more time together. I felt a little lonely when I got home, I remembered when I was in america and I would talk to my friends after school and how they’d wait for me after band practice to hang out. I took off my uniform and hanged up my new ones and had one really good cry. I haven’t cried that hard in months and it was much needed for my mental health. I washed up and ate and tried to just forget all the dumb shit of the day when I laid down to sleep.

-fast foward to Wednesday-

“hey Palma-san! did you do the online homework for stats and strats?”

“yee, did you?” I said knowing damn well what Matsui-san was going to say.

“psh! course I did, I was just making sure you did it so you might have something to do during free period”

“HEY! T-posing through the halls IS a viable thing to do! I was studying where everthing is on campus for future use”

“IS NOT WHEN YOU LEVITATE AND SCREECH IN THE BOYS BATHROOM WHILE I’M IN THERE!”

Before I could retort back, Oleshin-san butted in,

“aye Palma-san, you excited for your hero course class?”

“oof yee, the teacher is kinda hot”

“I SAW and I’m jealous! You have to tell me if the boys in that class are hot too!”

“ugh, don’t you two have better things to talk about than butts and boys?”

“I’m so excited tho! To meet anybody thats outside our program and learning new things?! I just hope they like me, I even made them cookies”

“Palma-san nani the heck!? I want a cookie”

“You guys can get a cookie during lunch if theres any leftovers”

I quickly change after weapons class and bolt to the hero wing. I walk down the hall and I’m really feeling nervous! I look at my coffee tumbler and felt calmer as I took a sip. Ok Ita, you can do this, no chickening out now I psych myself up as I stand in front of the door. I open the door, expecting everyone to be strewn about and talking...nope. I walk in and everyone is in their seats and sensei was standing up in the front and I disrupted them. Everyone was staring and I instantly get flushed and I check to make sure I was in the right classroom and said,

“did I fuck up?”

“no actually I was just talking about you, perfect timing!” said Aizawa with a smile. “why don’t you come up and introduce yourself?”

“um ok” I said as I scanned the room. I got up to the front, chugged down my coffee for dominance, did a quick spin for drama and put on my ‘I swear I slept a normal amount of sleep last night’ face.

“Hi hello~ My name is Itati Palma and I’m from America! The reason I don’t look like one is because my ethnic background is hispanic, or in other words, both of my parents are from Mexico but I was born in America. My quirk isn’t the strongest or the most useful BUT I can be of better help in other parts of combat, so please, we don’t have to be friends but lets all work hard together” I bow respectfully and turn to sensei.

“nice speech kid, you can take the seat on the third row”

“um ok thanks”

As I’m walking toward my seat, sensei walks out saying he’ll be right back with more handouts. I sit and I feel all eyes on me, giving me the once over. The person in front of me has a bird head but normal human body from the neck down, the person behind me has half their face covered with multiple limbs and the person on my left has red spiky hair and was staring REALLY hard at me. I almost didn’t want to look at them until sensei came back, I just sat there blushing really hard.

“Kirishima! stop staring at her! Can’t you see you’re making her uncomfortable?!” said the boy with glasses making chopping motions.

“Oh sorry! Its just that I’ve never seen curly hair of that type in person, you have really nice hair and your backpack is cute”

“um thank you, I feel sorta out of place with it tho, everyone else has normal bags”

“tch, makes you look like a little girl” muttered the boy with the blonde hair.

“Kacchan thats so rude! I think their choice of bag is cute and different in a good way” said some broccoil looking ass.

“well um, not to change the subject, but I made you guys cookies! I got up extra early to bake them”

“Cookies?! oh how sweet of you!” joked the pink girl.

“Oh here, let me help you with that” said the boy with glasses as he stood up.

“oh no I got this” I take out a package of colorful napkins and the box of cookies and I toss the napkins up and activate my quirk to pass out the napkins. Then I opened the box and gave everyone a cookie and gave sensei 3.

“so cool! you passed out the treat without getting up!” squealed what I assume to be the invisible girl.

“THESE COOKIES ARE SOOO YUMMY TOO!” proclaimed the boy with a black streak in their yellow hair.

Everyone was in a better mood and I got compliments for my cookies, I was in my happy place. After class, as I was packing my bag, the boy with the glasses came up to my desk

“thank you for the cookie, Palma-san, you really know how to bring a crowd together”

“oh thank you, uhhhhh”

“hm? OH my name is Tenya Iida, sorry I forgot to introduce myself earlier”

“Iida-san? oh its alright, its nice to meet you”

“I haven’t seen you around halls, sensei tells us your in a different program? Is it true?”

“Yes its true, also the school is kinda big and I can be easy to miss in a crowd because I’m so short”

“I see, well its lunch time! May I walk you to the lunch room?”

“oh thank you but I usually eat in the parking lot” I soon regreted my words because this square faced, glasses wearing ass gasped and grabbed me by the wrist followed by dragging me down the hall.

“You’ve been by yourself during such social time?! Now I have a better reason to bring you to the lunch group!”

“eating by yourself isn’t a huge deal” I say but looking back, thats all I’ve been doing.

“A true hero never lets a fellow classmate eat alone!”

I get aggitated and retort “well what if they want to be alone!” as I teleport out of his grip and 3 feet behind him. He sees the whole thing and stopped on the dime, he was shocked.

“you, you used your quirk to escape my grip? What is your quirk exactly?”

“Heck, um its Mid-range Telekinesis, I can levitate, levitate others and objects and teleport about 2 miles at a time.”

“thats incredible power! what do you mean your quirk isn’t strong or useful?! You’re gifted in so many ways!”

I wasn’t having fun anymore, he wasn’t letting me talk or left me alone when I said I wanted to.

“please stop”

“hmm? stop what”

“stop, talking about my quirk like I’m some sort of show horse”

“Show horse? no no no! I didn’t mean to-”

“STOP!” I didn’t want to hear it, I just wanted to hide. Tears were welling up in my eyes.

“what is going on here? Tenya, what are doing to that poor girl?” it was Midnight. “oh no, are you ok Itati?” and I start to cry when she made eye contact with me.

“its ok, you’re ok! please don’t feel sad” she comforted me as she held me, “why don’t you go to lunch Tenya, I’ll take care of things here”

“but I- I mean-”

“please, she’s been through too much already”

He walked away, looking back every few steps. Midnight escorted me to the staff room so I can calm down a bit and talk about what happened.

“You want to talk about it?” she asked me softly.

“yea, the school culture is too much for me”

“how so? Are you not making friends? Are the classes too hard?”

“its mostly the students outside of my program, they’re too into their hero agenda to be the best that they aren’t considering other’s personal feelings or perfernces”

I then tell her about the 3 upper classmen that talked about me and what Iida told me as they dragged me down the hall.

“oh I see now, it almost feels like you’re being targeted and pressured.”

“yeah, I want to learn about this hero culture more but this is too much at once. It’s strange because back home, I was so used to be part of the crowd and stand out when I wanted to. And here it feels like I breathe a little too loud and I’m suddenly getting looks”

“ok, I’m glad you aren’t giving up. But if they start getting physical and racist, please let any of the staff know.”

“alright, Thank you Midnight! I don’t know what I’d do without you”

I go about my day and tell Matsui and Oleshin what happened after school. They weren’t too keen about it,

“That glasses wearing asshole!”

“yea not good on a future hero if you tell me”

“We got your back Palma-san”

“YEAH! we international students have to stick together, its scary being alone”

“yea Matusi-san is right. If any of those hero asses try any of us, I’ll flex on them and toss them in the trash!” Oleshin-san said as she flexed her strong arms.

“And I can portal us to safety or anywhere really” Matsui-san said as he jumped.

“oh guys! I’m gonna cry again!” I said because I was so touched by their words.

“and I’ll T-pose, screech and rise on them. Maybe levitate them in the trash too”

We all laugh as we flex and T-pose together in the school parking lot. They walked me to my car. We were about to part ways to head home when I said

“hey, um you guys can call me Ita, if you want”

“Ita? then you can call me Jin”

“oh we doing short hand! then you can call me Mimi”

“Jin and Mimi huh? ok! see you guys tomorrow”

“bye!”

“until tomorrow”

As I drove home, I thought Holy shit I just made friends.

-End Chapter 1-

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There are seventy nine of these motherfuckers, so we’re breaking this up into sections. Okay? Okay. Headcanons under the cut.

General Sirius Lived Headcanons

When Harry goes back to Hogwarts for eighth year, he spends a lot of it being completely done with everything. This leads to a lot of trips to Hogsmeade during his free time where he can chill with Sirius.

Harry can, has, and will go the fuck off on anyone who so much as implies they still believe Sirius was responsible for the nonsense Peter did, after he has his name cleared. It’s not pretty. It’s actually terrifying.

Harry remains much too casual about a lot of things even into adulthood. Comes home one day and casually mentions that he’s taken an auror job while he throws himself onto the sofa to read.

Doesn’t get why the surviving adults in his life would be alarmed by said career choice.

Harry makes sure to give Sirius as many reasons as possible to go outside.

Also probably suggests they get a real dog at some point.

The ensuing argument, which isn’t at all a real argument, is hilarious and ends with Harry coming home with a pug anyway.

Harry doesn’t talk about his nightmares, much, but always encourages Sirius to talk about whatever he might need to.

They have a lot of late nights awake talking about everything, and nothing, until they don’t have voices anymore and the sun’s going to start coming up.

When Harry went to the forest to face Tom, he did so without alerting anyone he thought might really try to stop him.

Sirius’ reaction when Hagrid carried him back almost made him break sooner.

He cites it as one of the most difficult parts of that day. Not that he quite literally died, no, that Sirius probably thought he was alone again.

Also the fact that, y’know, Sirius would have absolutely lost his shit and gone on a rampage wouldn’t have helped there.

Going home after that is a little awkward. Because how exactly do you just resume life after dying and having to let your godfather assume you were dead?

There’s also the issue of Harry not exactly knowing where home is anymore. He’s technically homeless, and would never just assume home could be with Sirius.

Sirius thinks this is ridiculous because of course home is with him, as long as that’s what Harry wants.

Except Harry also doesn’t really have a choice for the first few weeks.

He has the illusion of choice, but he died and Sirius needs to keep him close to make sure he is, in fact, actually alive and going to stay that way.

If Harry has kids, he carries on with the Black family tradition of naming them after constellations.

Sirius gets a lot of letters during eighth year that involve Harry being mildly annoyed that people think he’s straight.

Sirius begins to wonder who exactly had the sex talk with Harry. Did anyone have the sex talk with Harry? Has Harry just figured it all on his own?

He resolves to talk to Harry about it during the holidays, only for Harry to know more than Sirius.

Because Sirius is an awkward virgin.

And at least Harry knows when his crushes on boys are crushes. Cedric, man, Cedric was such a heartthrob.

Harry, Sirius, and their pug go on a lot of late night walks.

Sirius spends a lot of time grumbling about the pug’s mere existence in their lives.

Sirius Raised Harry (and lives) Headcanons

So, like, here’s the thing. Harry being annoyed at people assuming he’s straight is a constant across all universes. Yes, it’s a different time and yes he knows logically that most people make that assumption but it’s even worse when Sirius raises him.

Instead of Sirius wondering if Harry’s had the sex talk, he starts to wonder if he’s made sure he’s adequately prepared for, y’know, straight people existing and being considered the majority.

Harry is aware of this, but still doesn’t know how people can think he’s anything less than bi when he spent a bunch of fourth year blushing at Cedric.

Harry lives with Vernon and Petunia for a maybe a couple of days out of every month to maintain the family bond for all the protective magic to work, but Sirius is there too as his trusty doggo companion.

God help either Vernon or Petunia if they’re assholes to this child. It will not end well — and not in the wow your son has a pig’s tail now kind of way.

Sirius and Harry have long conversations about music, they both have very strong and sometimes differing opinions.

When Harry was little, it became very clear very quickly that he was going to be a hell of a wizard.

This is both encouraging and completely terrifying, given the knowledge Sirius has about the kind of life he’s likely going to lead.

It slowly starts to become more and more terrifying when Harry starts school and it becomes apparent that Voldemort’s coming back — or trying to.

Harry’s more likely to let Sirius in on things happening, but his instinct still isn’t to immediately go to adults for help. Harry has an innate ability to try and take on the world by himself.

Sirius has little meltdowns when Harry comes home for the summer and he’s suddenly being informed of whatever happened that he may or may not have already been detailed in letters from Dumbledore that may or may not have accidentally been ignored.

Harry isn’t kept in the dark about much of anything, and that becomes incredibly helpful to him. He doesn’t feel as blindsided, and that significantly reduces the inner turmoil.

His connection to Voldemort still comes out of nowhere and Harry is so alarmed by it that he doesn’t actually tell anyone what’s going on until he’s suddenly dreaming about a snake attacking Arthur Weasley and it feels too real.

After this, he talks to Sirius about it. Sirius raises hell when people still aren’t believing Harry about things.

So when Remus came around, right? Harry had already heard plenty of stories about him, and all of a sudden there he is teaching at his school. Harry spends about a month just scoping him out, trying to figure him out. He approves pretty quickly.

Operation Get Pads And Moony Together commences. He enlists Ron and Hermione. They’re not at all sneaky and Sirius gets a letter from Remus about it.

He also gets a letter from Harry about it. Harry decides they both need to just suck it up and talk to each other or he’ll go on some sort of dramatic strike. Skip the holidays or something.

Because Harry isn’t kept in the dark, he somehow tends to sway slightly more reckless. He tries to live life as much as he can, because he’s not completely sure how it’s all going to end.

Madam Pomfrey herself starts sending letters home to Sirius about how many times she walks into the hospital wing and finds Harry there.

Harry still manages to form an attachment towards Dumbledore, not because he is what feels like the only positive adult role model in his life, but because it feels like he has answers and is someone who can be relied upon when it’s necessary.

When he’s home, however, Harry doesn’t bring it up all that much. He knows there’s bad blood between Sirius and Dumbledore, and would just rather avoid the argument as a whole.

Harry does a lot to avoid ruffling feathers and getting Sirius all worked up, actually. He leaves a lot of that to everyone else, namely Remus.

Harry doesn’t often ask about James or Lily, it feels too much like a minefield and he already has issues with living in the shadows of dead people, but when he does he goes in with stupid little questions.

“Do you think Dad would have been team Liam or team Noel?” / “What did Dad think of the Beatles heavy era? Did he ever think of ditching sports for music?”

Music, in particular, feels like a good starting point and something he can relate to given how much he already talks to Sirius about it.

He always wonders how much going to his quidditch games hurts Sirius.

The Very Specific Universe Where Regulus and Sirius Raise Harry Headcanons

This! Boy! Needs! To! Apply himself! At! School!!! But does he? No. Does this lead to plenty of long stern talks with Regulus? Of course. Throughout all of which he’s trying to get Sirius to do something Sirius-like so Harry can make a break for it.

It only really works sometimes, honestly.

Regulus, arguably, has to put up with more baby Harry mischief, but Sirius has to put up with all the particularly reckless baby Harry mischief.

Attempted grand theft wand? Regulus. But Harry launching himself off of furniture or trying to hide in the oven? That’s all shit he pulls with Sirius.

Most people are convinced Harry’s going to send the Black brothers to early graves with how much information he’ll dump on them at once when he comes home for Christmas, or the summer, and then follow it up by collapsing face first onto his bed and going directly to sleep, leaving them to figure out how much of that was sarcasm and how much of it was actually part of his year.

Why didn’t they just home school him again? Sirius, we should have home schooled him! It won’t matter if he’s socialized when basilisk venom actually kills him next time!

Of course, so much as bringing up the idea of not going back to hogwarts one year is enough to earn the Harry Potter Death Glare and/or silent treatment.

Gryffindor house members are always trying to figure out where Harry gets his drama from, Sirius or Regulus.

The answer, silly children, is both. But most of them do land on Sirius as the natural choice for dramadad.

Harry always quietly disagrees, but he’s thought Regulus was the more dramatic of the two since he was a little bub and Regulus wouldn’t let him go outside one weekend because it’d been raining “too much” and he “didn’t trust it”.

Harry secretly enjoys setting off Black Brother Wars in the house, which is really just bringing up old drama he knows they’ll bicker.

Harry’s always falling asleep on any available surface, which means any unsuspecting visitor is likely to find (or trip over) a sleeping Harry who is covered by a half-sleeping cat and a completely knocked out dog.

Most people are relatively certain they own neither a cat nor dog, but decide not to question it.

Once it’s been a solid couple of years, Harry starts throwing himself deathday parties. Most people in his inner circle are expected to participate. He is incorrigible but neither Sirius nor Regulus are allowed to skip these parties.

Sirius wouldn’t want to anyway, he gets to hear his godson call Voldemort “that snake faced nose fucker” and it’s honestly amazing.

Harry and Sirius are constantly smuggling various forms of livestock into the house to annoy Regulus.

The elk was a particularly difficult time, but well worth it and they’d do it again in a heartbeat.

Sirius and Regulus both get collars from Harry for Christmas one year, and they both have collars.

Harry and Sirius are the the ‘when mom isn’t home’ videos when Regulus is out.

Harry’s death jokes never really stop alarming anyone, but he knows Sirius in particular is probably closer to a nervous breakdown over it all, so he’s more likely to avoid it with him.

Getting Harry, at any age, to eat like a proper person is damn near impossible. This boy has a thing against real food and as a baby it absolutely put the brothers Black on edge.

They couldn’t let Harry starve to death but he! wouldn’t! eat! actual! food!!

It never really stops challenging them, and especially not once he starts drinking coffee.

Harry’s refusal to talk about what he went through in the woods, the night he died, creates a fair amount of tension. How are they supposed to help him if he won’t even really acknowledge that he died?

And how is he supposed to look them in the eyes after what he put them through?

It never really gets easier, and Harry very rarely talks about it, but time helps.

Canon Universe Headcanons

Harry never stops carrying the mirror with him.

#⚡ Yeah you can have a word. Goodbye | asks #⚡ What d'you mean I'm not brave in bed? | meme response #⚡ I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me | headcanons #snufflesmajor

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A Not So Prefect Anniversary

Pairing: Kustard (UF Sans/ UT Sans)

Tags: Romance, Couples bullshit, angst?, Happy ending, also Sans is an a-hole. Still happy and fluffy.

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Despite the near impossible weather underground, Sans was almost never surprised by how harsh conditions got in Snowdin. It seemed as if the barrier itself controlled weather with its magic, changing it almost to fit human seasons. Even if no summer existed in the snowy forest or no rain fell in the fiery Hotland. Yet it was always near these dates that the temperature lowered and blizzards grew stronger and more frequent. Nearly no one ever was outside and the town looked more ghostly than the usual warm welcome it held.

But unlike others, who were with family gathered around the fireplace or drinking hot cocoa wrapped in blankets while watching Japanese cartoons or MTT, Sans found himself down in the lab, with his hoodie and a blanket on sitting on his stool looking at the transporter. It was probably the second anniversary of when he and Red had met, and like last time they were planning on spending it at Sans'. Heck Sans had been planning to take the other to Waterfall but the weather decided to mess up with his plans. If Red came that is.

He had already been waiting for more than an hour, the cocoa his brother had prepared already cold from being left untouched on the cool table. A cold breath escaped Sans as he wrapped the blanket closer, glancing up at the ticking clock as it hands pointed at 20 past ten. They had already made plans the week before for what they would do, deciding to spend it at Sans' verse since Red refused to let his softer version stay at his universe anymore than he needed to. Saying how it would only be a pain in the ass for him to have to watch his way laid back boyfriend to make sure he didn't do anything stupid and get himself killed. He was an adult for goodness sake he didn't need Red pampering him as if he were some baby bones. Sure he may be weaker, smaller, and heck way lazier than Red but that didn't mean he couldn't take care of himself.

He sighed, already thinking about how overprotective his boyfriend was and how much he simply cared for his health and happiness. Often times overlooking himself. God how he wanted to be wrapped around those sturdy arms and held close, not needing a fire or blanket because the magic and love radiating was warmer than any fire place. Glancing up at the clock which pointed to half past ten, he wondered what could be taking Red so long. Was there a problem with the machine? Not likely, each made sure both were running two days ago and Sans just checked his. Was Edge screaming at him to go do chores and tasks? Not an option for the edgier version if his brother was trying to make amends with Red and try to fix their relationship. Probably to impress Papyrus with how much of a good monster he was trying to be, at least to Red.

Did Red forget...or.... not care...?

Sans scoffed it off, not believing it for a single bit. The idea itself was crazy, unbelievable, impossible. If Sans knew anything about Red was, he was loyal to those he truly cared for. His devoted loyalt was probably a reason to why he barely trusted anyone, much like why Sans' devotion to keeping promises was why he hated making them. So why, what was taking Red so long? What could be keeping him back for nearly three hours?

Sans shivered again, beginning to feel the outside cold seep in to his lab. He may be a skeleton but heck even he could feel dire temperatures. Laying his chin on his hands, he waited for the door to open up, to see those piercing yet beautiful red eyelights and to bury his nose hole deep into the other's jacket and taking in that welcoming smell of mustard. He felt his eyes droop and forced them awake for he didn't want to fall asleep. He just had to stay up to at least see the other.

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Red mentally cursed himself as he ran back home. Not only had he fallen asleep at work but Doggo and his gang decided to be complete dick heads and decided to pester him, which eventually led to Red snapping out and nearly dusting them while escaping from the ones he couldn't damage as easily. On top of that he was on his way down and fogoted the anniversary gift he had gotten Sans so he had to teleport to his room and scavenge for it. Lucky for him his room wasn't nearly as messed up as Sans, but it was still basically a dump. After a whole he managed to find where he had hidden it in case Sans decided to come over and their date happened to take him to his room. Grabbing the passage he glanced at the clock, already late as hell as he teleported back to his lab, not caring if he was dressed nicely or not anymore.

As he got there however he realized the machinery was running low on gasoline so whoopsie number three! 'Fuck can anything go right already?!,' Red bitterly thought as he teleported to Alphys' lab, stealing some of hers and not caring as she yelled curses at him. Not like she could do anything. Even if she got her girlfriend Undyne on it she doubted stealing gasoline was an exuse to kill someone over it.

Red hated having to use that instead of electricity like Sans did. Unlike his alternative Red didn't have the tools at hand to make it electrical, since his dick of a brother never let him get anything and Alphys and him weren't exactly lab partners, reffering back to the recent incident. So he had to stick with gasoline which was rare in the Underground, only Alphys had some that he knew. Often Chillby gave him some or he found a bit at the dump but he had completely forgotten ot refill. With that done Red rushed to grab the package, disposed of the now empty canteen and flipped the switch after typing in the coordinates for Sans' universe.

Getting out he was gonna check at the clock, till his eyes fell upon the figure wrapped in a blanket, asleep on the chair. His soul felt a pinch of guilt and pain as he saw the figure was Sans. He had been waiting for him till is will gave out, till he passed out. Red cursed at himself for not having been more prepared. He looked at the table as he placed the gift there, seeing two cups of cocoa already too cold to call it hot. One was half empty while the other was untouched. He had prepared it all for him, and he was such a horrible boyfriend that due to his messiness he got there too late. God Sans was probably having who knows what sorta ideas due to him. Whatever the case he really hoped it wasn't self blame.

Knowing standing in his own self loathing wasn't going to do much he had to decide whether or not to wake his alternative. As much as he wanted to spend time with him, who knows if the other had had a long day. Not to mention how Red would have to explain to Sans how, because he was a complete idiot, he had to run this way and that yet still got late. What a great boyfriend he was! Looking at Sans' sleeping form, it would probably be best to celebrate their anniversary tomorrow. And from the cold air, he probably knew the weather outside was hell, heck his own universe was going through the same thing, how could he not know. Picking his sleeping boyfriend he teleported them to the other's room, deciding to pick up the present tense following day.

Red was basically sweating, having spent so much magic and energy all at the same time. Heck he may have a bit more stamina but that didn't mean he didn't tire out easily, he was a Sans for goodness sake!

He laid the other down on the bed before kicking off his sneakers and climbing in afterwards. As if on instant he felt Sans cuddle deeper into Red's turtleneck, yet not showing signs of stirring or waking up. 'Needy ass,' thought Red with a chuckle as he rolled his eyes, wrapping an arm around Sans as he shut his eyes, despite having already over slept at work.

Yes their anniversary didn't go as planned but at least they were together and they were still alive. At least the still had each other and that was all they really needed. Both smiled, especially Sans after he smelled that familiar mustard smell close in around him and felt the embrace in response to his cuddling.

'Just as planned,' thought Sans as he smirked, Red not being able to see as he was buried into the crimson turtleneck.

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Hewwo everyone, long time no see. Yeah I got a bit of motivation back in my shitty ass life so I decided to waste it all on this shit! Yep I know it is crappy as fuck but if I don't write me some Kustard than what other reason do I have to live? I know this is shity as fuck and I know I made a shit ton of grammatical errors but ey, my English isn't perfect, ain't my first language either. Anyways do whatever ya want to this, like, reblog, report, hate. Don't know don't care it is nearly 2 in the morning, I'm hungry, tired yet my insomia is acting up. Whatever, this shit will probably be ignored. Anyways, bye.

#kustard #alemeino #fanfic #underfell sans #undertale sans #romance #angst?#Redneedsabreakhonestly #godiamshit #angstwithhappyending #fluffykustard #cuddles!#idkanymoe

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half and half 1-25 for emmy 26-50 for nicky!!

Thank Erin!!! This totally didn’t take forever for once! Also it’ll be under the cut because it’d be damn long.

For Emmy:

1. What is your OC’s favorite color?Idk man, like either pale blue or dark red

2. Does your OC collect anything? What do theycollect?Skateboard desks! They’re hanging up in her section of the garage, mainly because Nic wouldn’t let Em put them up in the house because they didn’t match the vibe Nic was going for

3. What kind of things is your OC allergic to?Nothing actually.

4. What kind of clothing does your OC wear?Whatever is comfortable and clean. But jeans and tee-shirts mainly, but can dress up if needed.

5. What is your OC’s first memory?Being with Dominic in school, just sitting and having lunch together on the first day of the year

6. What’s your OC’s favorite animal? Leastfavorite?Doggos!!! and least favourite would probably be sharks. like she’s got no reason to not like them but she just doesn’t like them

7. What element would your OC be?Probably Wind? I don’t really know what elements this is referring to tbh

8. What is your OC’s theme song? maybe one of these few songs: Better Now (Acoustic) - Etham. What’s Good - Fenne Lily. Wasted Youth - FLETCHER

9. Do you have a faceclaim / voiceclaim for yourOC?my gal Maia Mitchell for both

10. What deadly sin would best represent your OC?Pride11. What are your OC’s hobbies?Swimming. Skating. Extreme napping. Playing guitar.

12. How patient is your OC? How hot-headed are they?Emmy is so not patient with anyone. and baby is so hot-headed

13. What is your OC’s gender / sexuality / race /species / etc.?Female. She/her. Bisexual. White American. Human.

14. What foods does your OC like to eat? What aretheir least favorite foods?Emmy will basically eat any food so she doesn’t really have any least favourite foods

15. If your OC could have any pet, what would theychoose? Why?Well, she has two dogs and a cat. So I don’t think she’d pick another one.

16. What does your OC smell like? Cinnamon and coffee all year around.

17. How do they make a living? What kind of job dothey want / not want? What is their dream job? What do they think of theircurrent job?She has job and it’s bartending at The Pit, the bar that Nic owns. She likes it, but The Pit isn’t a place she really wants to spend a lot of her life working at. Something in psychology is probably want she wants to do, or victim activation.

18. What are your OC’s greatest fears? Weaknesses?Strengths?Loosing Nic is one of her greatest fears. she’s quite impulsive which is both a strength and weakness tbh.

19. What kind of music do they listen to? Do theyhave a favorite song?Any sort of music tbh, but prefers softer songs compared to most.

20. If they came from their world to ours (if notalready in our’s) how would they react? What would they do?She’d probably still go about her normal life tbh.

21. What personal problems/issues do they have? Petpeeves?She’s like lowkey a hypocrite but a pet peeve is when other people are hypocrites

22. What kind of student were they/would they be inhigh school?A decent student. Didn’t get into as much trouble as Nic but still got into a lot of it. Was in the top 5% of her year.

23. What is a random fact about your OC? Can drive but would prefer not to do it, likes being driven around by other people. But will drive others around a lot. Almost always the designated driver when out clubbing.

24. What is their outlook on life? What is theirphilosophy / what do they think in general about living?Emmy is pretty chill about life, if it’s meant to happen it’ll happen. That sort of outlook. But will secretly plan a lot.

25. What inspired you to create them / how did youcreate them? Were they originally a fan character? What was their personality /design like when you first made them?Nicky needing someone to ground her and to keep her from going off the rails was what inspired her creation. Despite y’all being introduced to Em for a fic, she wasn’t actually for that, she was initially a fandomless piece. She’s still quite similar to who she was when first created, at the core of her, but has become more criminal to fit into this world.

For Nicky:

26. Who is the most important person in their life?Why? Who is the least important to them (that still has an impact and why?)Most important, an angel called Emmy. Emmy changed her life and gave Nic a reason to live. Least important, Trisitian Cooper, the worst possible human being, he’s important because he’s responsible for so much trauma.

27. What kind of childhood did your character have?A strange one. Jacob was a half decent father but a bad man. and yknow a lot of trauma happened as well.

28. What kind of nervous habits do they have? Dothey stim? Do they have any kinds of addictions?When she gets nervous, she shuffles between her feet. She can’t stay still. She’s a recovering addict.

29. If they could choose their epitaph for theirgrave, what would they choose?It’d probably be something witty depending on the circumstances of her death. Or something that implies she’s a ghost.

30. Do they want to get married? Why or why not?Would they ever want kids? Do they have kids? Why?It’s complicated topic for her. Like I think deep down she’d want to get married and have kids, but she doesn’t want to bring them into the world she’s apart of.

31. What is their most traumatic memory/experience?What is their favorite memory?Traumatic memory, well there’s a lot. Everything that went down with Tristian. Jacob’s death. Blowing out her knee when she was 14. Favourite memory, getting custody of Emmy!! Becoming a god parent to Nate and Jordan’s daughter

32. If they could have one thing in the world, whatwould it be?Freedom. Complete freedom.

33. Would they ever kill someone? What would someonehave to do to push them to kill someone? If they would kill someone, why? Probably? They’d have to do something that tips her over the edge.

34. What social groups and activities does yourcharacter attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actuallyplay, usually?Doesn’t really like clubbing that much. She’d be the person who organised the night, mainly poker or something like that.

35. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaminga lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories?Nic tries to stay out of her memories because there’s a lot which are quite triggering. She worries about what happens if she gets caught. Doesn’t really have that much of an imagination so doesn’t daydream that much.

36. What does your character want most? What do theyneed really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, toobtain?Nic wants freedom. She’d not sacrifice anything for it though.

37. What’s something that your character does, that otherpeople don’t normally do?She’s a criminal…. She does a lot of underground fighting

38. What would your character do with a milliondollars?I’m assuming that Nic got it illegally so she’d launder it before spending it a couple of years later. Probably would buy another legal business.

39. What is in your characters refrigerator right now? Ontheir bedroom floor? Nightstand? Garbage can?a KNIFE in all places. But not like the knives that are for cooking, like the cool knives, like flip, pocket and butterfly ones.

40. Your character is getting ready for a night out. Whereare they going? What do they wear? Who will they be with?Probably going to a club called The Turning Point, probably with Sofia or Holly. Sofia would probably make Nic wear a dress but Holly knows that wouldn’t be possible. So ripped jeans and a nice shirt.

41. What does your character do when they’re angry? Why?Normally tries to walk away, because she has her father’s temper and can do things that she’d regret.

42. Does your character have any scars? Where did they getthem from? She has a lot of track marks in the inner corner of her left elbow, got them as a result of her drug addiction. Has a faint scar around her knee because she had to have surgery to fix it after blowing it out.

43. What was the most offensive thing your character hadever said?She doesn't really say offensive things

44. How does your character react/ accept criticism?Depending on the type of criticism, she’d more than likely ignore it.

45. If your character was given a slice of pineapple pizzaand they HAD to eat it (or something bad would happen), how would they react?Do they even LIKE pineapple pizza?She doesn't mind pineapple pizza, not her favourite type of pizza but wouldn’t say no to pizza. She’d eat it

46. Your character is given a voodoo doll of themself. Whatdo they do with it? Do they see if it actually works?She’d probably toss it because she doesn’t believe that they work.

47. Can your character draw? What do they like to draw? Dothey doodle?Nic can’t draw but she’ll doodle little random things.

48. What were their parents like? How has that affected howthey are as an adult?Jacob was a horrible man but a great father to Nic. Not having him anymore has affected her quite negatively, she lost him when she was 16 and it left her quite lost. Eleanor, her mother, doesn’t know her and doesn’t want to know her.

49. Does your character like candy? Do they get sugarrushes? What are they like when they get a rush?Nic doesn’t mind candy and doesn’t get sugar rushes.

50. If your character was presented with imminent andunavoidable death/fatality, how would they react? Would they try to avoid deathanyways? Would they try to make their last days count?Do everything that she’d probably ever wanted to do without having to deal with the consequences

#blckthcrns #q and a with jess #desp asks #thanks again!!#oc: Nicky Donovan #oc: emmy donovan #i think i answered them all #it took about an hour and half to do #and don't care if I didn't answer one or two

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Every animal face-off in BBC’s ‘Seven Worlds, One Planet,’ rated

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The BBC’s Natural History unit is the stuff of legends. They have been producing beautifully-shot, innovative nature documentaries since before most of us were born, and with the weight of the BBC behind them their productions are only getting better. David Attenborough is a natural treasure in his own right, a brilliant presenter blessed with a voice that is now the gold standard for documentary narration.

All of this you know and don’t need to get from a sports website. But while Attenborough’s new show, Seven Worlds, One Planet, is being reviewed elsewhere, nobody else is willing to ask the most important question about it. Is this sports? And, if so, how sports?

SB Nation has you covered. We’ll grade each scene of each episode for aesthetics, competitiveness and difficulty, and give the definitive answer on what the world desperately wants to know: whether or not what we’ve just seen is sports.

Episode 1: Antarctica

Scene 1: Weddell Seals

You just can’t beat a good cuddle #SevenWorldsOnePlanet pic.twitter.com/2mwzbLN2UG

— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) October 27, 2019

The Weddell seal is one of the most ridiculous, depressing creatures on the planet. It is, as far as I know, the most southerly-living mammal, staying close to the Antarctic landmass even in deep winter. Since it’s a seal, it needs to breathe air, and so it spends all winter gnawing away at the ice to prevent its breathing holes from freezing over. Chewing ice all your life is a good way of wearing your teeth down quickly, and when that happens, no more breathing. Weddell seals, as Attenborough says, die young.

Why do they live like this? It’s simple: spending winter on the Antarctic ice shelves means that there are no predators able to interfere with the breeding season (which technically takes place in ‘spring’, but if any spring deserves scare quotes ...). Of course, that also means their pups are born into the most brutal environment in the world, and until they learn to swim, they’re left exposed to storms.

Seal pups have their mothers for protection against the worst of the blizzards, but when a storm gets bad enough, the adults are forced to seek shelter underwater. The babies then have to fend for themselves against the howling fury of an Antarctic storm. This seems unpleasant.

Aesthetics: 5/10

Seals are cute, but not very sporty, especially if we see them mostly out of the water, where they’re at their worst. And Weddell Seals, while philosophically impressive, are not the most visually appealing pinniped.

Also they spend most of the time in a blizzard, which dampens the appeal. And there’s video of a seal birth. There has never, in the entire history of the world, been an aesthetically appealing birth.

Difficulty: 10/10

If you tried to do what those newborn seals did, you would die 100 percent of the time. I don’t care how tough you think you are: you’d be dead. Maximum difficulty points.

Competitiveness: 0/10

‘Baby seal vs. blizzard’ isn’t really a competition, and it’s not like they’re fighting each other. NB: Would watch baby seals fight each other. Think of the floof.

Overall: 15/30

Not sports. Incredible, but not sports.

Scene 2: King Penguins

Ahhh that relatable feeling of a giant ball of fluff stuck in your mouth. #SevenWorldsOnePlanet pic.twitter.com/kI7nLTsyHM

— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) October 27, 2019

Half a million penguins jam themselves onto one beach on the island of South Georgia to raise their chicks. When the parents go off to fish, the chicks are meant to stay where they’ve been left. But sometimes they don’t! Naughty penguins!

Honestly, it’s hard to know what to make of king penguins. They’re beautiful, graceful animals (well, the adults are), despite what Herman Melville might have to say about general penguinkind in his Encantadas:

What outlandish beings are these? … Their bodies are grotesquely misshapen; their bills short; their feet seemingly legless; while the members at their sides are neither fin, wing, nor arm. And truly neither fish, flesh, nor fowl is the penguin … without exception the most ambiguous and least lovely creature yet discovered by man. As if ashamed of her failure, Nature keeps this ungainly child hidden away at the ends of the earth.

But kings suffer when there are emperors about, and there’s no exception here. King penguins are like emperor penguins except smaller and shittier, and as a result it’s hard to take them seriously. Naughty penguins.

Aesthetics: 8/10

More floof balls! Except this time there are more of them and they’re not being absolutely battered by a blizzard, which improves things. Also, they sometimes chase smaller floof balls, and that’s fun.

Difficulty: 5/10

The penguin chicks’ jobs involve standing still and waiting for their parents to come back. This sounds easy, but y’all can’t even sit there for like 10 minutes without checking your phones, so ...

Also, a bonus point for one of the penguins being enough of a badass to peck an elephant seal. Incredible.

Competitiveness: 2/10

Getting lost is annoying, but not competitive. I guess at one point they have a mild battle over a small ball of fluff?

Overall: 15/30

Not sports either.

Scene 3: Elephant Seals

Just two giant roly sea doggos having a disagreement, nothing to see here. #SevenWorldsOnePlanet pic.twitter.com/dtt7bub88A

— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) October 27, 2019

Find me a nature documentary about the Antarctic without footage of male elephant seals FUCKING EACH OTHER UP. That’s right. There are none. Elephant seals can weigh up 8,000 pounds and get to 20 feet long. They are angry, hefty and horny, and they hate each other. They express this hatred through squaring up to one another and engaging in teeth-bared body-slamming, and it gets extremely bloody. Even though they’re protected by a layer of blubber almost 10 inches thick, elephant seals frequently hurt each other very badly.

This all leads to some good television and you’d be a fool not to take advantage of it. The BBC are not fools.

Aesthetics: 7/10

If you’re into big hefty boys going at it, go ahead and give this scene an extra point. But heft alone does not a perfect scene make, and the sheer gracelessness of an elephant seal battle means we’re going to have to ding it some points.

Difficulty: 10/10

Imagine being fallen on by a four-ton seal. Now imagine that seal has huge teeth and is simultaneously trying to tear your neck open with them. Another scene which would definitely kill you, me, and everyone else who might ever read this.

Competitiveness: 9/10

An all-out fight over breeding rights between two monster seals? Yes. Yes, this is the good stuff. It’s not the best or longest elephant seal battle ever recorded, but there has never been a bad one.

Overall: 26/30

Definitely sports.

Scene 4: Humpback banquet

Ahhh yes the ye olde spiral, bubble, snatchy-grab fishing method. #SevenWorldsOnePlanet pic.twitter.com/XUfF3GfJQ1

— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) October 27, 2019

Humpback whales might not be the biggest whales in the ocean, but they’re probably the most interesting. Their social behaviour is (or seems) more interesting than the rorquals, and their hunting behaviour is also extremely cool. Here a shoal of humpbacks is concentrating a swarm of krill by using ‘bubble netting’. Since krill won’t swim through the bubbles they breathe out, the whales can control their movement, which makes them easier to eat.

This is a short scene, but it’s worth including.

Aesthetics: 9/10

I’ll be the first to admit it: I’m a whale person. Not, like, physically: the flippers would make typing difficult. But I’ve always loved whales. They’re huge, beautiful, and they do cool shit like make bubble spirals in the ocean. And these are particularly good bubble spirals.

Difficulty: 8/10

I can also blow bubbles underwater, but I imagine I’d be practicing for Gladwellian hours before I got good enough to herd krill. Also, imagine trying to fit that many in your mouth at once. Challenging.

Competitiveness: 2/10

I have to admit that a half-inch shrimp thing vs. a whale is not much of a fight, even if there are billions of the little fuckers.

Overall: 21/30

Probably sports? In my ideal world, synchronised bubble-netting would have a place at the Olympics.

Scene 5: Grey-Headed Albatross

All by myself...don’t wanna be, all by myself #SevenWorldsOnePlanet pic.twitter.com/sBQqSu2ojk

— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) October 27, 2019

Albatross? Albatrosses? Pluralising these things is annoying. Anyway, the scene. As it turns out, climate change is messing with, well, the climate, and that has had the effect of increasing wind speed on storms in the Southern Ocean, and making those storms more frequent.

Grey-headed albatross(es) breed right in the path of these storms, and that means that when chicks are left alone they have to hunker down in their nests against the fury of 70 mph winds. Unsurprisingly, many fail. And if they’re blown out of their nests, thanks to a twist of evolution, their parents don’t recognise them until they get back in. And that means they’re on their own until they can climb back. Are baby birds good at climbing? Reader, baby birds are not good at climbing.

Attenborough tells us that this particular grey-headed albatross colony is going through a massive decline. I believe it.

Aesthetics: 5/10

I’ve seen cuter fluffballs. In this very show, even! A bonus point for the adults being so beautiful, though. Seagulls may be ugly as sin, but make them large enough to glide and suddenly you have yourself some majesty.

Difficulty: 6/10

Ok, the windchill would be unpleasant, but I could climb into those nests.

Competitiveness: 8/10

The chicks are struggling against their own tiredness and lack of climbing ability. Is transcending yourself the core of all competition? Probably.

Overall: 19/30

Possibly sports? Mostly sad, to be honest. Here we have the Ottawa Senators of the natural world.

Scene 6: Gentoo Penguin vs. Orcas

A desperate dash, this penguin must use all its acrobatics in an attempt to evade the orca. #SevenWorldsOnePlanet pic.twitter.com/WhNEFuhRtJ

— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) October 27, 2019

Oh, my God. This is possibly the coolest thing I have ever seen. Penguins are incredible underwater. They’re agile, smart and fast. Killer whales, however, are faster and smarter, which means the only possible hope a penguin chased by a whale has is to use its advantage in maneuvering to somehow find an escape route.

The cinematography in this scene is exquisite. As the chase is right up at the surface, with the penguin frequently jumping out of the water and right over the whales, drone footage lets us see the whole thing play out from above, giving us a full-field perspective on a dogfight which would make a WW2 fighter ace whistle in appreciation. This is unbelievable.

Unfortunately it’s also four orcas against one penguin. So, uh, you know how it ends.

Aesthetics: 10/10

I would hang this scene on my living room wall, and then stare at it for several hours a day. The sheer power of the orcas combined with the dazzling agility of the penguin and the overhead view makes this scene extraordinary even for a BBC nature production.

Difficulty: 10/10

Those underwater cuts! The repeated jumpings-over of whales. This is nature at its most difficult. That poor, heroic little penguin.

Competitiveness: 5/10

All right, so four big whales against one penguin is not much of a fight.

Overall: 25/30

Definitely sports. And although it’s tempting to ding it because of the lack of competitiveness, some of y’all will sit through the Patriots playing the Dolphins.

Scene 7: Gentoo Penguin vs. Leopard Seals

Me attempting to make friends #SevenWorldsOnePlanet pic.twitter.com/UixNpVVJkg

— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) October 27, 2019

Melville would enjoy the role mid-sized penguins serve in the Antarctic food chain. They sit in the middle, eating small fish and krill and in turn being eaten in large amounts by the continent’s coolest predators. We’ve already seen orcas, so now it’s time for leopard seals to get in on the action.

Leopard seals are vicious things. They’re 10 feet long and their jaws are almost crocodilian, evoking thoroughly un-seal-like feelings when you look at the rows of big, interlocking and very lethal teeth. They like eating penguins. And, like the albatross chicks, climate change isn’t helping the gentoos — the region’s glaciers are falling apart, leaving acres of ‘brash’ ice between the penguin colonies and the open ocean. This ice is hard for the penguins to navigate, and perfect for an ambush predator.

The penguins have to scrabble over blocks of ice that could crush and kill them while being stalked from below by a hungry monster seal. That sounds like a bad day to me!

Aesthetics: 6/10

We’ve seen Weddell seals and elephant seals, but leopard seals are very different and altogether nastier critters. They’re not without their charms, though, and watching a top predator at work is sort of fun. Even if they’re extremely brutal.

One mark off for the bit where both penguin and seal end up on an iceberg. Neither is anything but ridiculous-looking out of the water.

Difficulty: 9/10

Depending on your point of view, this is either very easy — the penguins are sitting ducks — or very hard. Trying to scrabble through the floating ice to get to open water looks utterly miserable.

Competitiveness: 6/10

Some of these penguins put up a pretty impressive, and pretty surprising fight. Good work, little critters.

Overall: 21/30

Probably sports? Swimming is a sport. Climbing is a sport. Ice-scrabbling ... not a sport, yet, but we’re open-minded here.

Scene 8: Under the ice

Sorry, can’t right now, bit tied down. #SevenWorldsOnePlanet pic.twitter.com/HqHlcVnv6B

— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) October 27, 2019

Below the Antarctic ice, conditions are surprisingly friendly, and inveterate drama plays out in slow motion. Starfish and urchins are chased by huge predatory worms. Blind nudibranchs search for mates in miniature forests of sponges and anemones. Those anemones are hunted by jellyfish — or so the jellyfish thinks, anyway.

Aesthetics: 4/10

Cool, in a creepy, slow-motion way.

Difficulty: 2/10

Looking for food and mates must be quite hard when you can’t move very quickly and you can’t see very well.

Competitiveness: 2/10

Jellyfish vs. anemone is an interesting but quite one-sided battle.

Overall: 8/30

Not sports at all. Getting a look under the Antarctic ice is neat anyway.

Scene 9: Right whales

“They were so trusting and inquisitive that they swam right up to the whaler’s boats. And the whalers called them ‘right whales’ because they were the right whales to hunt.” #SevenWorldsOnePlanet pic.twitter.com/KU8bBA7BF0

— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) October 27, 2019

20th Century whaling, which happened on an industrial scale, nearly wiped out every species of great whale. And southern right whales, the easiest, slowest, most-inquisitive targets, were hit the hardest. 99.9 percent of the population was killed — but frankly it’s a wonder any of them survived at all.

In the years since the whaling moratorium, however, the tiny fraction of survivors has proved robust enough to begin a small, fragile recovery. It’s grim times on the planet, and hope is nice to have.

I assume you were expecting a Melville quote here, and a rather gloomy southern right whale (still gloomier after it has its head removed) does indeed make an appearance in Moby-Dick. But, friends, I refuse to be that predictable.

Aesthetics: 2/10

Right whales are ugly, ponderous things, devoid of the grandeur of rorquals and humpbacks. And the bay in which this scene is shot is also too murky for good filming.

Difficulty: 0/10

Nothing happens!

Competitiveness: 0/10

Nothing happens!

Overall: 2/30

Pretty much the least sports possible. But a) it’s good to hear that the whale population is starting to recover and b) there was still more action than in that San Francisco-Washington game a few weeks back.

Overall sports tally: Some of this is sports

Two are definitely sports, three probablies, and four nos. That’s not a bad rate, and to be honest it’s a fantastic nature show and you should watch it, even if you’re mostly in it for the sports. Also, and I don’t want this to sound like a throwaway note at the end of an article, even though it is: CLIMATE CHANGE IS TERRIBLE AND WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. AS A COLLECTIVE, NOT JUST INDIVIDUALS. ME COMPOSTING DOESN’T SEEM TO BE DOING SHIT. Thanks.

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wingedcreatorpirate-blog · 6 years

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HI WORLD

Hi I’m Theola Francesca C. Gumabay a ded asss long name that cannot fit a damn ¼ paper

You can call me AYLA, LAY and AY. this gon be a long ass introduction I’m a boring person so this would definitely be a 300 plus something but I’m gonna do my best to make this 500 by repeating memes lmao. I’m 21 lol Sike,! I’m kidding I’m #17 yu kno dis show hahahahahha

I’m gonna turn 18 this *clears throat* *mimics the the voice of the announcer for upcoming movies* THIS JULY, 18TH OF THE DAY 2018 A GURL WHO DOESN’T LIKE TO EAT VEGETABLES WILL TURN 18. *GOES BACK TO THE COUCH AND STARTS GIVING SOME self realization*which means I can go to jail, my grandma can’t baby me anymore, I Can make money but I’m too lazy, which also means I can’t get through all my freakiness to the adults anymore since I’m considered an adult I can’t play video games anymore. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it can’t be I didn’t choose this adult life it chose me. LMAO but at age 16 I became very well exposed with drinking and smoking since dad does it and you know out of my curiosity I tried it all and it became a part of my youth please don’t judge no!. I can cook, bake and eat like a pig, well sometimes shhh happens. I just transferred here last year haha don’t need to tell where I came from * looks at everyone suspiciously* hmmmmm I’m kidding I came from CANADA sir. Jajaja I can play bass and guitar *STANDS up really proud* I can sing maybe I can dance..please don’t ask If I can DRAW because SQ_WEET BABY JESUS gave this love of art on me jajajajaj. PLease no PErSONAl question * raises An eyebrow in a jokingly way* please don’t ask my favorite Genre or artist cause damn you’re gonna be SHOOK I LOVE BANDS ANY BAND YOU CAN THINK OF. OH WAO AHAHHAHA * SLIPS THAT WAS LEGITNESS MEME* NOPE i LIKE PTV ,5SOS, THERE’S ALOT I SWEAR HAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE EDM AND RNB BOO! AGAIN FOR PETE SAKE! HAHAHA I’M BISEXUAL ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE QUESTIONED ME “ YOU’RE BI BUT YOU HAVE BF” FIRST OF ALL. I’M A STRAUGHT FORWARD PERSON I TELL WHAT I WANT I DO WHAT I WANT LOL THAT’S WHY I GET INTO TROUBLE ALOT. NEVER HAVE I EVER TRIED DRUGS AND WHEN I SAY THAT BELIEVE ME. I PLAY GAMES LMAO HAHAHAH YOU KNOW IT YOU NAME IT AS WELL, BUT HERE’S A CAUTION I CANNOT PLAY A GAME WITHOUT MY MOUTH CHEWING ON SOMETHING, I STUDY ABOUT 5 HOURS A DAY AND PSSSHHH 4HRS AND 45 MINS IN THERE I BE ON INSTA AND TWITTER ACTING LIKE A THUG. I can say that I Love my family, AND MY PWIENDS AHJAAHAHAHAJAJA I LUV THEM SO MUCH T_T I DUN WANT ANYTHING BAD HAPPENING TO THEM THEY DESERVE OL DA LUB AHHAHAHAHA AND OFCOURSE I DO AS WELL. I HAVE A BF LMAO MY LIL BOO……..

I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF GIRLCRUSHES AND IT’S SUCKS. I CANNOT DECIDE FOR MYSELF SO MY BROTHER SHOUT OUT TO RJAY AHAHHAHAHAHA HE MAKES SURE I’M ALL GOOD I’M CHOOSING THE RIGHT DECISION HAHAH THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO. AND TO MY BF AND DAD THAT SUPPORTS ME THROUGH ANYTHING THANK YOU FOR DEALING WITH ALL MY SHHH! I HAVE A SMOL FEET AHAHAHHA IT’S LIKE 4 AND ½ HAHAHAHA I LIKE ALOT OF THINGS BUT I’M BROKE AND CAN’T PROBABLY PULL EM OFF OR WHAT AHAHHAHA ANYWAYS. I’M A GRADUATIONG HUOEOEOE I’VE BEEN THROUGH ALOT AND I WANNA THANK MY NIBBA GOD THAT HE ALWAYS GUIDE ME. IHAVE A DOG HER NAME IS SASSY A LABRADOR\GOLDEN RETRIEVER SHE’S CUTE I KNO HAHAHA I REMEMBER HAVING A CAT AND MY CAT WHICH I NAMED “BAL” STAYED WITH ME FOR ALMOST A YEAR. OF COURSE WE HAD THE MOST AMAZING ROUTINE I TREATED HER LIKE A BABY ALONG WITH MY DOGGO AND ONE DAY SHE LEFT I THOUGHT SHE WANNA POOP ME BEING THE LAZY AND CLINGY AND IN A MISERABLE STATE OF THINKING AND SITUATION DIDN’T MIND HER FOR QUITE SOME TIME AND 6:00 PM PASSED AND SHE’S NOT YET HOME I STARTED PANICKING I CALLED MY DAD WHICH IS A REALLY IMPORTANT THINKING BUT MY DAD BEING MY DAD TOLD ME “ AYLA HANAPIN MO BAKA SHE’S OUTSIDE ANAK” AND THAT TIME MY FEET INVOLUNTARILY STOOD UP AND WALKED AND STARTED FINDING MY CAT IT’S ALMOST LATE AT THAT TIME SO I HAD TO REST ON 7/11 AND YOUR GIRL BEING HUNGRY ALL THE TIME FORGOT HER MONEY AND I STARVED EVENTHOUGH I WALKED LIKE SAINT PAUL TO NANCY’S YES. THIS WHERE IT ALL GET’S DRAMATIC. I SAT ON A BENCH SINCE SEVEN ELEVEN HAS THAT THINGY AND WAITED PATIENTLY SINCE THAT’S THE SECOND PLACE MY CAT WOULD GO TO, MY HEART STARTED POUNDING SO FAST MY HANDS SWEATING.. SHE NEVER CAME BACK.. IT BROKE INTO PIECES THAT I WILL NEVER SEE MY CAT AND WILL NEVER HEAR HER PURRS AGAIN. IT FELT LIKE MY WORLD JUST TORE… I SEE MY DOGGO SAD SINCE SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANYONE TO FIGHT WITH…… OKAY ENOUGH WITH THE DRAMA …….

I’m a trash ahahhahaha yes I can tell i’m a trash. Sometimes I just am filled with clouds of negativty and that’s when you know it’s me ayla…… by the way that’s all..

*becomes a vlogger making a QandA”

wassup goysdsgf hahaha it’s ayla yo girl with another video

numbah 1 in the bennging: i see myself as a worthless piece of trash lmao I’m kidding I see my self as suCCessfull doctor ayieee saving lives wao hahah helping others and since this generation is a total *how can I not swear that my teacher won’t report me* freaked up money means alot now so probably saving some money and buying important things *coughs*. YEAH IT’S REALLY important since my mom and dad borrowed some money since we had a problem with financial back then, they borrowed some money for their children’s future sake. along with that it’s really important since i spent almost half a hundred thousands to cope up with the subject books and the school tuition fee and etc...

numbah 2: it wasn’t the best at all since my first choice talaga *slips the beauty queen who kept on saying wait* wait hahahah wait eto na talaga hahahah was to be a lawyear or a digital designer but you know my hand just wrote a deadass stem it has a mind on it’s own. nut yeah everything is GOOD I SWEAR!

numbah thwee: I’m undecided but I’m rooting for pharmacy I might be taking that up in college and because I wanna experience making drugs (medicine) you know eventhough I’m freaked up I got goals!!!

numbah four: probably hacking hahahahaha and making an app where girls or boys would be notify where are their partner going and who they be flirting too.. i know it’s impossible but yeah ahha

LASTLY

CHER! WHAT DO YOU PREFER EMPERADOR OR GIN?

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bvcharest · 7 years

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Now do all of them >:D

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?Sometimes02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?Uhhhhhh probs my dog03: Do you regret anything?Loads04: Are you insecure?Yup05: What is your relationship status?Painfully single06: How do you want to die?Soon07: What did you last eat?Mexican food08: Played any sports?E-sports09: Do you bite your nails?Not anymore10: When was your last physical fight?Uhm a few years ago11: Do you like someone?Nope12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?Yup, too old for that now13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?Usually14: Do you miss someone?When I'm drunk 15: Have any pets?Two doggos and a cat16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?Tired17: Ever made out in the bathroom?Yup18: Are you scared of spiders?No19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?Ehhhh maybe20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?Probably on a couch21: What are your plans for this weekend?Sleep22: Do you want to have kids? How many?No23: Do you have piercings? How many?424: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?Art English history25: Do you miss anyone from your past?Nope26: What are you craving right now?Sex27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?Yes 28: Have you ever been cheated on?No29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?Yes30: What’s irritating you right now?Being tired31: Does somebody love you?Maybe32: What is your favourite color?Pink33: Do you have trust issues?You bet your ass34: Who/what was your last dream about?It was a nightmare35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?My mom 36: Do you give out second chances too easily?Nope37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?I don't do either38: Is this year the best year of your life?Fuck no39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?1740: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?No?51: Favourite food?Chicken parm 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?No, I don't hide into shitty coping mechanisms53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?Listen to music54: Is cheating ever okay?No55: Are you mean?Yeah kind of 56: How many people have you fist fought?Uhhh a couple57: Do you believe in true love?Not really58: Favourite weather?When it's cold and a little windy59: Do you like the snow?Yes60: Do you wanna get married?No61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?I'm an adult62: What makes you happy?Dogs63: Would you change your name?Only as an alias64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?I wouldn't do it so65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?Fuck him probably66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?No67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?Ricardo68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?@machi-choo-choo69: Do you believe in soulmates?No70: Is there anyone you would die for?I'd die for absolutely no reason given the opportunity

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lovemesomesurveys · 4 years

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what is something that you don’t like about the room you’re in? My room still gets warm and that’s with 3 fans going all the time. D:

what color is your toaster, if you have one? It’s a stainless steel toaster.

is a coffee maker essential for all households? For mine it sure is!

do you know someone who is ‘too young for piercings’ but have them anyway? I mean, my ears were pierced when I was baby, sooo.

if you own a pair of chucks, is there anything written on them? I had a pair of the classic black and white ones in high school that I wrote on.

on your last birthday, what did you do? I went to one of my favorite touristy places and spent the weekend there. It’s a nice mountainous area, so the weather was cooler up there. I took my first gondola ride, which was terrifying, but the views were spectacular. I’m glad I mustered up the courage to do it. It was a good time. I’m sad I can’t do anything this year.

what did you eat for dinner last night? I didn’t. I had CFA around 4PM and then didn’t eat again until after midnight when I had my ramen.

do you embrace your flaws? No, I nitpick at my own flaws and get all self-conscious about them. <<< Same. :/

do you have any articles of clothing that have paint splatters? No.

does every shirt you own say something on it? Not every shirt, but a lot of them do. Or have some graphic on them.

has hot wax ever been poured on you? No.

if you want to lose weight, how much do you want to lose? It would be really bad for me to lose any weight, I’m already thin and underweight. I need to gain weight.

have you ever worn a tutu in public? No.

have you ever made your own garden? No.

did you go to preschool? Yep.

^if so, for how long? Just the one year.

have you noticed that radio stations repeat songs a lot? I haven’t listened to the radio in a few years, but yeah I definitely noticed that.

are shiny things distracting? Shimmering, glimmering things tend to catch my eye.

have you ever called someone a poser to their face? No.

do you look people in the eye when you’re speaking to them? I usually do, despite the fact that I’m socially awkward. <<< Ha, same. I don’t hold eye contact the whole time, I’ll look away or fiddle with my fingers or something and then look back and so on, but yeah.

if you could get a tattoo right now, what would it be? I’ve wanted “free bird” for several years.

are guys that get their eyebrows waxed attractive to you? I haven’t seen that too often, honestly. Or I just didn’t notice.

what’s the last thing that you added to your favorites? Surveys.

do you know your blood type? Nope. As someone who has had several surgeries, a few blood transfusions, and a shit ton of blood work done in their life, I should really know that.

could you be a teacher? No. That’s what I wanted to be when I was a kid, though. I loved playing school.

what personality traits turn you off? Cockiness and arrogance are definitely up there.

is there really 'a most beautiful woman’ in the world? I don’t believe there’s just one beautiful person in the whole world, more beautiful than anyone else. Everyone is beautiful to someone.

facial hair on guys: yes or no? I like some scruff.

when’s the last time you had a two-hour delay? Uhh. I don’t know.

have you ever done odd jobs around town? No.

have you ever washed a car just for the hell of it? No. I participated in a few car wash fundraisers, though, for the psych club I was in in college.

do you say 'unreal’ or 'unbelievable’? I’ve used both, but I’m more like to say something like, “I can’t believe that” or “there’s no way that could happen.”

what’s the last thing that you received in the mail? Junk mail.

are you straight edge? No, cause I drink caffeine and take prescription pain medication (narcotic).

if you could get a customized license plate, what would it say? *shrug* I wouldn’t share that anyway.

how many flannel shirts do you own? Zero.

do you like leggings? I live in leggings. For the past few years that’s all I’ve worn lol. It would feel so weird to put on a pair of jeans now.

are you organized and/or responsible? I try to be. I’ve been slacking these past few years.

what’s the most annoying thing that someone has said to you? I couldn’t possibly choose just one thing. One that came to mind at the moment is “slow down, speed racer!” or something about giving me a ticket cause I’m going so fast. I’ve heard that countless times and everyone who has said thought they were being original like they just came up with something super clever and funny. In case anyone reading this doesn’t know and therefore doesn’t get the reference, I’m in a wheelchair. OH, and when I’ve been somewhere that does the national anthem or asks people to stand for some reason, I’ve had people turn to me and be like, “C’mon, stand up” or some variation. *eye roll*

would you ever play poker for a living? No.

how far away does your closest friend live from you? I don’t have any.

have you ever ran into a glass door and broke it? No.

are your nails perfectly shaped right now? What nails? :X

are you bisexual? No.

^if so, would you rather get married to a boy or girl?

if you’re a girl and have a pocketbook, what does it look like? I don’t own one.

when you were little, did you write on the walls? No.

what do you do when little kids stare at you? I just ignore it or try and get away from their view. I’ve dealt with that my whole life.

what would you do to get lips like angelina jolie’s? Nothing.

have you ever wished that it was possible to look at the sun for a long time? No.

how tall are you? I’d be about 5′5, apparently. According to my arm span. I always thought I would be taller, so that really shocked me.

dr. phil or oprah? Dr. Phil. in school, do/did you sit alone at lunch? When I ate on campus in college I did. I just used that time to eat and study or get a start on the homework if I could. I didn’t care.

how often do you wear pajamas out of the house? Well, my pajamas are leggings and an oversized shirt, which is also what I wear anyway, so.

apartments or mansions? I would just like a house that comfortably fits 4 adults and a doggo.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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insanemeeper15 · 7 years

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Question Thingy

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

I do with my mom, I’ve lost touch with my dad recently mainly because of my sexuality and him not really accepting it, and his age.

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

My dog.

03: Do you regret anything?

Not really. It’s not really worth it to regret anything you’ve done.

04: Are you insecure?

Yeppppp

05: What is your relationship status?

Taken, but I’m honestly not sure what’s going on. We aren’t really talking.

06: How do you want to die?

Peacefully? I’d want to feel like I’ve done what I could with my life and not really look down on what I’ve done.

07: What did you last eat?

Hamburger.

08: Played any sports?

Basketball, volleyball, softball, track.

09: Do you bite your nails?

Yepppp.

10: When was your last physical fight?

Uhm… Do tickle fights count? I’ve never been in a violent fight so.

11: Do you like someone?

I like a lot of people but like as in ‘like’ like that would be my girlfriend.

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

Yessss.

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Not that I know of no.

14: Do you miss someone?

A lot of people. My girlfriend, old friends, my brother.

15: Have any pets?

5~ Three doggos, a leopard gecko, and a fish.

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

I honestly have no clue. I cried earlier and that was a mix of fear, frustration, confusion, self-hate and sad.

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

Not just in the bathroom, but in the shower~

18: Are you scared of spiders?

Terrified.

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

Yes, but not to change anything. I’d like to meet my brother and other family members that have passed when I was very young and have only heard stories about.

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

Uhm…. My gf’s mom’s house.

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Hanging out with friends and cleaning.

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

I would like to have kids when I’m older, maybe when I’m 25 or overall ready to have em. 2 maybe 3.

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

Right now I only have my ears pierced (currently stretching them) but I’m planning on getting my eyebrow and tongue pierced soon~

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

Science, math, and art.

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

A few old friends from elementary and my brother.

26: What are you craving right now?

Hugs…. Food wise, coffee.

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

I’m sure I have once or twice without knowing it and I’m deeply sorry to those I have.

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

Twice…. And honestly scared for a third.

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Yep, either by being in the hospital or scaring the crap out of them with health issues, or when I cry.

30: What’s irritating you right now?

Myself and time… I want this summer to be over with already.

31: Does somebody love you?

I hope so..

32: What is your favourite color?

Orange

33: Do you have trust issues?

A little? Only when someone breaks my trust once it’s hard for me to trust them again. I tend to trust new friends and such too easily though.

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

My girlfriend…. Hence Q# 28.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I think my girlfriend.

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

A bit.

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

Kinda. It’s very hard for me to forget certain things and I tend to forgive too easily.

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

Yes and no. Yes, because I’m adulting, and no because I’m adulting.

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Uhmmm, I think I was 10.

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

Nope.

51: Favourite food?

Food

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Most of the time.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Cry.

54: Is cheating ever okay?

Not really, no.

55: Are you mean?

I try not to be. I can be jokingly mean with close friends but I apologize soon after if I went to far.

56: How many people have you fist fought?

None.

57: Do you believe in true love?

I did.

58: Favourite weather?

Hmmm, I love autumn because of the colors and it’s starting to get really cloudy where it’s not too hot but not too cold.

59: Do you like the snow?

Yes.

60: Do you wanna get married?

Eventually.

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

I like it yes, but it’s cuter with sweetheart and stuff~

62: What makes you happy?

A lot of things. Friends, family (sometimes), my girlfriend, drawing, youtube, animals, and much more.

63: Would you change your name?

Nah, I actually love my whole name, it all fits together and each has its own special thing to it. Jennifer because of the nicknames and my grandmother (I never got to meet) always wanted a daughter named Jennifer so my parents named me for that reason. Kathryn, because it’s my mom’s middle name and the spelling with a Y and not an I. Gore because it shows part of me that’s German and its meaning (Gore – Blood, guts, etc.).

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

On the lips or cheek? Last person I kissed on the lips was my girlfriend and she’s two hours away so it’d be very hard to kiss her right now.

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Likes me as a friend, nothing new? Plus my best friend of the opposite sex is gay, so I don’t have to worry about that.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Yis.

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

Friend on Kik, Wierdo.

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Either another friend on kik, Scribble, or my girlfriend.

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

Kinda.

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Probably. I would say my mom, but if I ever died I know she would die, she couldn’t handle losing another kid. Or three of my closest friends.

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saturnsovereign · 7 years

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All of the asks...

I’m like done with these two and halfway done with the other one... i’ll put it up tomorrow but for now:

1. Tell me about your favorite person.

Thats my gf, she’s beautiful, smart, funny, a nerd, squishy, tol, my puppy and she’s the light of my life... i just really love having her around and to talk to

2. What was the last book you read and finished?

Oedipus? Idk something in English

3. What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?

I have a small scar on my face from my guard daughter pushing me from the top of my gf’s staircase and me landing on a bunch of mattresses with my glasses, face first

4. Recommended Netflix shows?

SENSE8

5. If you could trade lives with one person for an entire day who would it be and why?

Honestly, idk

6. Do you believe in miracles?

My gf exists, and I always believe in her, so yeah I guess so

7. Snorkeling, sky diving, bunjee jumping or zip lining?

I’ve only done zip lining but i wanna do sky diving and bunjee jumping

8. How do you take your coffee?

Sugar and cream

9. All expense paid vacation to… ?

Roadtrip across America?

10. Favorite homemade food?

I can’t really think of one off the top of my head tbh, my mom makes a lot of homemade stuff xD

11. What is something you’ve always wanted to try but have been too scared to?

be out to my parents

12. What accomplishments are you most proud of?

Being guard captain, getting an internship, beating the reading record during 5th grade

13. If you were going to go to the movies alone, what type of movie would you want to see?

Superhero

14. Dream job?

Billionaire

15. What is your favorite physical attribute about yourself?

My biceps are ok

16. Favorite vacation spot?

Disneyland

17. Where is your favorite place to go on a weekday afternoon when you have no plans?

I don’t really go out much

18. What are you waiting for at this very moment?

Motivation to study

19. Five favorite songs!

Geronimo, Riptide, Overwheliming, From Here to Mars, Fresh Eyes

20. You have thirty seconds to tell the world anything you want. What do you say?

I’m fucking gay and I’m fucking tired.

21. Favorite Disney movie?

Treasure Planet

22. What is your favorite board game or card game?

Card game- speed

23. What did you love most about the place you grew up?

It was big and everyone knew each other practically

24. Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Either in a nursing program/post-graduate or something and I’m with my gf and I’m still close to my dorks/guard family

25. What is your most bizarre talent?

I can sweat on command

26. Do you collect anything?

Calligraphy supplies? Pens really

27. If you could change one thing about your past what would it be?

Sophomore year

28. Have you ever been arrested or in trouble with the law?

Yea

29. You could have any super power in the world, what would it be and why?

Time manipulation- i can stop time during a test and get more time for myself or something, or i can take a nap without missing anything

30. Ever been in love?

In love rn

31. If you could achieve anything what would be your number one goal?

I just wanna get some inner peace man and be happy

32. When was the last time you left your comfort zone?

I mean I sat in on my gf’s class and i didn’t really know what to do with myself, but my gf was there so it was alright

33. Think of the five people you are closest to. Are they good people who influence your life in a positive way?

Yeah :)

34. If you found $100 on the ground what would you spend it on?

I would spoil my gf or use it to save up or something

35. Favorite quote

I forgot how it went, but I put it on my senior quotes XD

36. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

Yeah

37. List five good things that happened today

My gf, I got an award, I had steak, I had fun during lunch, I don’t have hw

38. Do you think we should make things happen or let fate guide our lives?

Both… some things are out of your control but some things aren’t

Get to Know Me

1. What is you middle name? Angelica

2. How old are you? 18

3. When is your birthday? January 8

4. What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn

5. What is your favorite color? Purple

6. What’s your lucky number? 13

7. Do you have any pets? My daisy doggo

8. Where are you from? I’m a Filipino Nebraskan

9. How tall are you? 5’2 😒

10. What shoe size are you? 7- 7 ½

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5?

12. What was your last dream about? I don’t remember my dreams tbh

13. What talents do you have? I’m ok at calligraphy

14. Are you psychic in any way? I always seem to be right when I’m around my gf

15. Favorite song? Ultimate fav is DJ got us fallin in love

16. Favorite movie? I don’t really have one

17. Who would be your ideal partner? @carmphine

18. Do you want children? Maybe 1

19. Do you want a church wedding? Idk actually, I’m not that into church

20. Are you religious? Family is, I’m mostly agnostic

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Yes

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? No

24. Baths or showers? Showers

25. What color socks are you wearing? My feet (I was wearing black power ranger socks earlier tho)

26. Have you ever been famous? No XD

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Nah, then I wouldn’t get any privacy

28. What type of music do you like? Idk something catchy, good drum beat

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nope

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Four rn

31. What position do you usually sleep in? I turn a lot so idk

32. How big is your house? 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, 2 story

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? cereal

34. Have you ever fired a gun? nope

35. Have you ever tried archery? nope

36. Favorite clean word? Heck

37. Favorite swear word? fuck

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? I have never pulled off an all-nighter

39. Do you have any scars? On my face, my back, fingers

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Apparently a lot of people had a crush on me at the same time during sophomore year but ????? idk there was probably something in the water

41. Are you a good liar? When I need to be

42. Are you a good judge of character? Idk

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? nope

44. Do you have a strong accent? I speak like somebody that didn’t grow up in America

45. What is your favorite accent? idk

46. What is your personality type? I fluctuate between INFP and ISFJ

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? My prom dress

48. Can you curl your tongue? Like a straw

49. Are you an innie or an outie? I’m an innie

50. Left or right handed? Right handed

51. Are you scared of spiders? Yup

52. Favorite food? Chicken nuggets for now

53. Favorite foreign food? Filipino food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person? both?

55. Most used phrased? idk

56. Most used word? idk

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 30 min

58. Do you have much of an ego? I don’t think so?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? suck

60. Do you talk to yourself? All the time

61. Do you sing to yourself? sometimes

62. Are you a good singer? Ahaha no

63. Biggest Fear? Losing everything

64. Are you a gossip? I’d like to think not, but i might be in an unintentional way

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? I can’t think of any off the top of my head sorry

66. Do you like long or short hair? I don’t have a preference

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? I can try if I can count and you give me a map

68. Favorite school subject? Science?

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope

71. What makes you nervous? feeling unprepared

72. Are you scared of the dark? My mind fucks with me but not really

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Small mistakes, or sometimes I don’t until somebody else does first

74. Are you ticklish? I can feel the tickle, I just don’t react

75. Have you ever started a rumor? I don’t think so?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? I’m a guard captain, if that’s what you can call authority

77. Have you ever drank underage? Nope

78. Have you ever done drugs? Nope

79. Who was your first real crush? 2nd grade

80. How many piercings do you have? 3

81. Can you roll your Rs?“ Yeah

82. How fast can you type? My best is like 90 wpm

83. How fast can you run? Eh i’m good at short distance, not long distance

84. What color is your hair? black

85. What color is your eyes? Really dark brown/almost black

86. What are you allergic to? Idk, i’ve barely had any experiences with allergies, maybe slightly to dust?

87. Do you keep a journal? I used to

88. What do your parents do? They’re scientists/medical professionals

89. Do you like your age? I don’t feel like an adult

90. What makes you angry? Person i don’t like, people who don’t believe in equal rights

91. Do you like your own name? It’s a mouthful

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Not really

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Either is fine

94. What are you strengths? I always have a first aid kit

95. What are your weaknesses? Emotions/lack of, panicking, motivation

96. How did you get your name? My mom was named after her mom and i got the shortened version of their names

97. Were your ancestors royalty? nope

98. Do you have any scars? Already answered

99. Color of your bedspread? yellow

100. Color of your room? Light tan

#ask #anon #message #i finished these a while ago but dear lord theres a hella fucking long one i'm still doing #Anonymous

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