#babes anon exists

[iooiu]

what does uncle jello think of totpocolypse mikey. a literal baby in the @rottmntpeepawpolls. will he hug him? surrender? is he really Like That enough to fight a toddler?

#in the background just picture leo throwing himself off a cliff for this one #tltc #too lucky to count #rottmnt #tmnt #future michelangelo #mikey #these poll asks just keep getting funnier LMAOHKH #also HELP did u make a blog just to send an ask #babes anon exists #this ask made my day #kk im done #oh it changed to an anon after i posted a shame all that hard work for nothing

[genericpuff]

Intresting how its only trivializing and mocking green myths when non-greek white people do it, but not when non-greek poc do it. Its almost if you dont actually care

lmao bro what

i literally have zero clue what you're arguing here, "stop criticizing rachel for writing her greek myth retelling from a predominantly whitewashed westernized and christian-washed point view" ?? yeah okay lol

#i can't even tell what direction this strawman is trying to go in LOL #no one cares if you're white my guy #shit there are greek myth retellings that slap and are written by *gasp* non-greek white people! #if you write a story based on a culture that isn't your own just?? do your research ?? and don't write it like you hate it for existing??? #some of y'all hurt yourselves in your own confusion as if it's such a chore to give a shit about the stories you're adapting lolol #“I didn't know greece has moved out from the west and europe” babe can you please point to me on a map where you think greece is #ama #ask me anything #anon ama #anon ask me anything

[oifaaa]

Everyone sending you their Alfred hate, my take is I like Alfred maybe 70% of the time as a character in the DC world where literally everyone is a weird as hell, mild-moderately offensive stereotype. If he existed irl though I would hate his guts just like I would hate pretty much every single member of the extended Batfamily. Maybe some of the pets get a pass, Batcow is on thin ice

I do seem to be the hub for alfred hate this week I should really tone it down this level of negativity isn't really good - but yeah I get where your coming from I think like I said just for me personally it's bc I dont see alfred as a character as much as he's a easy don't think about it explainer for writers to not have to worry about the little things like Alfreds been dead since 2018 and I know alot of people joke that they keep forgetting about that bc you know he's still showing up in comics and dc will bring him back eventually but I also put it to you it's bc he had so little character presents like it doesn't feel like anything has changed since he died

#ask #anon #like irl you would not see me in a 10 mile radius of jason todd if he existed #but as a character i think hes really interesting and i (usually) enjoy reading his stories #but yeah speaking of jason #that one scene in task force z where he pushes bane off a roof as “revenge for alfred” #babe that old man didn’t like you #stop trying to please a dead man #he gave all his money to dick you lost let it go #but yeah #really need to get off the alfred hate #i was meant to post that clone jason art early #but i fucked it up so bad #this has not been my week lads #(alfreds revenge on me fr)

[therhythmafterthesummer]

which if any of the wr human/wolf couples members watched humanxwerewolf porn before getting with their partner out of…curiosity👀👀?🍑

CHRISTOPHER... and pretty too sdjfhsdf

listen...... this ask.... this ask did something to my brain. and it makes so much sense tbh. idk i'm sure these two were secretly looking in the same places when they were getting some... alone time.

i can imagine pretty learning about this genre from kitten because "oh, jisung has told me a lot about this for some reason, but yeah, there's human x werewolf porn online" and pretty was like 👀 (jisung was totally dropping hints because he's the number 1 mitten shipper, but neither minho nor kitten were particularly into it).

then Chris ofc knew all about it already, but probably got really frustrated sometimes because of the lack of people with pretty's body type in all videos lol. but he made do.

although i'm sure one of Chris' most prominent thoughts was "how the fuck are they popping a knot while not in rut?" which probably took him out of it sometimes lol

#wake up babes new headcanon dropped: the equivalent of viagra for a werewolf knot exists in wereroomies now for some reason #🍑 anon #ask #wereroomies ask #wereroomies headcanons

[singsweetmelodies]

Shipping real people is so gross TF get a life

sending anon hate is so gross TF get a life

#anon #listen babes i have to wake up at 6am on mondays and i am NOT a morning person #so you decided to fuck with exactly the wrong person today #could i just delete this? oh yes and in fact i almost did #i have no need or desire to justify myself to you 🤷‍♂️ #but like i mentioned... i am NOT a morning person. in fact i hate everyone and everything in the mornings #and you've just given me the chance to take it out on you xx #so here goes #the thing about rpf is that it gets a really bad rep but in all honesty it's not *that* different to any other fandom culture #i say this because rpf = real person FICTION. it is inspired by the versions of public figures that we get to see on our screens #(exactly like other fanfic/shipping is about fictional characters portrayed by actors) #in neither case do the characters we are 'shipping' actually exist - and most people are perfectly aware of that #(YOU anon are probably not! but let me tell you this: the versions of celebrities *we* get to see are their public selves and #almost certainly not the same versions as who they are behind closed doors and with no cameras. AND THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT) #it's still a character of sorts who people are taking inspiration from. and as long as it's never brought to the attention of the real #real person in question; then there is absolutely NO harm to it #let people find joy and inspiration wherever they want; anon! #but you probably don't understand either concept ('joy' or 'inspiration') #because your idea of 'fun' is coming into other people's private fandom spaces and attempting to bring them down #like the worst kind of high school bully except that you are even more fucking cowardly because you don't even have the grace to #say anything directly to our faces. nooooo you have to hide behind the anon function because you KNOW what you're doing is wrong #dickhead. #that is all i have to say to you! #hope you have a properly awful Monday anon - as joyless and inspirationless as you evidently are xx

[rewritingcanon]

i know people go thru shit all the time but if you post about ur friends and the person ur dating online talking shit about them and you let ur followers bash them in the replies or something…. ur weird….

#family is diff bcuz u dont choose ur family so if theyre acting like shit i understand it’s something to let off steam #but even when its family its like… hmm. unless ur parents or something r genuinely evil why u letting this anon talk shit abt ur mum?? 🤨 #and talking shit abt ur partner/friends online makes me violent!! break up with them if u dont like them easy solution 👍 #or if not just deal with it irl like a normal person and dont air ur personal shit out to people u know will back u up in everything… #nothing gets me more aggro than a victim complex sighhhh #these r strangers on the internet babes theyre not ur mates (even tho sometimes followers do be acting like that) #like ik internet friends exist but that is not what im talking about #stop inviting people to hate on other people ur supposed to love its not cute at all its so weird ur a weirdo #and yes this includes when ur friends/partner is in the wrong. thats not ur green light to act cringe #not hp #rant #if ur scared this is about a particular person on here its not its about A LOT OF PARTICULAR PERSONS EVERYWHERE and im tired 😔

[menderash]

Sometimes I think how often I see a terf go into my selfie tag (thanks, tracker app thing!) and then receive anon hate from terves telling me how "obviously a man" and I'll "never be a woman" and how I "even talk like a moid." (Moid is, as mentioned in another post, an extremely racist term altered and coopted by terfs, sooo.) Frequently they also list all my physical attributes that "give me away."

When this happens, I like to try and see it from their perspectives. Despite their anonymous missives, by terf standards, I am, and always will be, a woman. This is because I was born with a vagina and grew boobs during my naturally occurring puberty. They do not care about a) my intersex condition, or b) my people's own gender traditions stretching back pre-contact.

BUT- terfs have not and will not ever see my vagina. No one ever will, if I get any say in it. Even if they could, I got a big bush and a big clit and it's hard to tell what's goin on exactly. My vagina is irrelevant, socially. So with my vagina out of the picture, what's left? My selfie tag, and how people perceive me with my clothes on.

I am tall. My shoulders are the broadest part of me, I've been told they're linebacker shoulders. My hands are huge and broad, I've been told I have 'man hands.' My neck is thick. I have a chin beard and sideburns and thick eyebrows and a heavy brow. I wear US men's size 12 shoes. I've never been on testosterone therapy. When I shaved my head, I got questioned, aggressively, about whether I "belonged" in the women's restroom. She didn't see my vagina because, as I said, my vagina is completely socially irrelevant.

One more step. All of these traits I share with the women in my family. We are indigenous women of color, with traditional third gender systems. If I was thinner, like my mom, you'd see the adams apple I inherited from her.

So, a terf, someone who is allegedly a radical progressive feminist, is looking at the way I look and the way I talk and deciding that I don't have a vagina. Let me reiterate: we are dealing with a schrodinger's vagina here. I have one I was born with, but terfs don't know that. There is no vagina in play. They look at me, either in real life or my selfies and decide that I am not a woman because of a) my racial traits, b) my, what terfs believe to be, medical condition, or c) how I behave. Revoking my womanhood on basis that have NOTHING to do with my vagina, which may or may not exist. Revoking my womanhood based instead on racism, medical discrimination/ableism, or misogynistic ideas of how someone with a vagina should act. Ya know. None of those seem super progressive or radical to me.

You can whine and scream all you want about "biological reality", but at the end of the day no one's talking to vaginas or cocks, we're talking to each other. Acknowledge the nuance of social reality or shut the fuck up. Also, terf ideology is inherently racist.

#sometimes when i get terf anons i DO think; #alright. thought exercise. what if everything terfs say is true? #as it turns out that is already an impossible task be ause i have first hand experience telling me its not. so i have to pretend like idont #so i follow that with ok so lets PRETEND everything they say is true. people are really their binary bio sex forever. #and then you follow THAT with. well ok now i have to pretend intersex people dont exist. and if they do theyre medical anomalies who dont #get a say in their own lives. sure. alright now we got that out of the way. binary sex is real and immutable allegedly. intersex isnt real. #NOW we get to: everyone has to look and behave and live in accordance with whats in their pants. #otherwise youre punished for being either a predator or an idiot. #and i say to you: babes your idealogy ends up at government overreach and fascism no matter how much disbelief you suspend. #my thought exercise always ends at ITS NOT A GOOD IDEA NO MATTER WHAT.

[cornerihaunt]

‘i can see you’ speak now tv from the vault. but it’s mattdrai. is this anything

bestie. i literally made this post on speak now tv release day. this is actually everyhing.

#the secrecy? the inherent horniness? suits? neckties? 'misbehaving'? babes. #it is also funnily enough the first song in my mattdrai playlist ! playlist that only exists bc of that song ! #anon #hockey #mattdrai

[fujobrainrot]

i had a nightmare of you flooding my inbox with questions about incest ships in french and then you actually came into my neighbourhood to confront me about it when i didnt answer

LMAO what??? What did I even look like? Like JDM double flipping you off? Imagine this man with this facial expression running after you and shouting "QUE PENSES-TU DE L'INCESTE???"

#come off anon and I can make part of your dream come true babe #weird to think I exist in someone's consciousness

[mossy-aro]

The primary discrimination against the asexual community is people denying said discrimination exists in the form of oh so very mean online posts

im genuinely amazed at how you dived head first into the point and still missed it

#all these ppl literally think ‘aphobia’ only exists online and it’s like . genuinely baffling #literally stop exposing urselves. yes we know you haven’t touched grass since 2019. and it is embarrassing 😐 #get offline babe #anon #asks

[evilhausen]

the way it’s so, so easy to not interact with fanfiction you don’t like  💅

#i got into drag just to put the nailcare emoji in babe that's how much i care abt this topic #literally the content in question triggers MY personal gender issues and yet i have nothing but love for it existing #and the author who i know nothing about #simply bc that's LOVE and CREATION in a fandom and that's soooo sexy #the effort and passion that goes into writing for the fun and joy and satisfaction and ENGAGEMENT is so so fuckng good bro #ppl engage with fan content in stupid bitch ways on web 2.0 huh. some people acting crungo and entitled #on anon huh. weird. WEIRD. #sorry followers im vaguing but im so so so passionate abt this subject-- #im gonna write a shitty drabble abt matt jackson in tights with bows on them getting manhandled now. just for anon. #he might even. shock horror. get called babygirl. #explodes on impact-- #i rlly need a like. discourse tag i think. bc i know some people dont wanna see it and also i talk A LOT #especially bc my adhd meds havent kicked in yet so im sitting in these tags writing an essay about nothing at all #who wants to come over and paint nails with me omg #im waiting for an uber to take me to my death sentence at work tho so can u blame me it's all nervous energy #so rlly. come over and paint my nails and i'll try paint urs with my shakey medicated hands #also i have found it's hard not to interact with fan ART u don't like so the fact this anon is wildin over fanart WHICH IS SO SO EASY BRBBRH

[switchblade-serenade]

Yes maybe i am liking your posts cause i wanna hear you moan… so whatttt no need to call out like that 🫣

come do something about it then...

#also! babe the moaning audios exist! #anon

[oddinary4bts]

tfs jk have u ever heard of a group called bts ?

Jungkook:

Can’t say that I have. What type of music do they make?

#babes #bts doesn’t exist in this universe #hahaha #at least not in a famous way😂 #the forgotten spaces ask #the forgotten spaces #jungkook #the forgotten spaces series #anon ask #ask the characters

[brazilnt]

rafinha or hakimi 😳

im a loyal ass bitch and i will ride and die for rafinha. like that is my husband (real) sorry to anyone else !!

tag game

#when he’s in the room no one else exists!!!! like i think he’s the most beautiful man to ever exist i love that babe DOWN!! #ask #anon #tag game

[ivyppoison]

OUT ON SUNNY SUNDAY

pairings. oscar piastri ⠀𝒙⠀ zoologist!fem!reader [ social media au ]

warnings. slight suggestive content ( if you blink, you’ll miss it )

note. lando & the reader are literally a tag team in this. thank you anon for requesting this, love you so so much !! ♡♡ ── yours sincerely, maxine

face claim: dina denoire

yourusername

liked by oscar piastri and 247,923 others

yourusername: life lately ft. me & yourbestfriend’s sleepover + her dogs 🦘

tagged: yourbestfriend

yourbestfriend: our sleepovers are the best, especially the late night grilled cheese 🫶

↳ yourusername: babes, we need to do it againnnn, i miss you so so much.

↳ oscarpiastri: thought you missed me so so much ?

↳ yourusername: well, yourbestfriend is my girl, and you’re just… a man who happens to be dating me 🎀

↳ landonorris: get wrecked man, get wrecked

↳ yourusername: he’s definitely sighing behind his phone right now

oscarpiastri

liked by yourusername and 192,928 others

oscarpiastri: back home 🐨

tagged: yourusername

yourusername: oscar coming back is the best thing because it means he’ll make up for the time we spent apart 🤭

↳ landonorris: eww, say this in private. i don’t need to know what you two have been up to

↳ yourusername: it’s you & your dirty mind, when did i imply we did anything like that?

↳ landonorris: i have a seventh sense 🫡

↳ yourusername: i’m going to block you

yourusername

liked by oscarpiastri and 293,929 others

yourusername: days out & days in 🌱

tagged: oscarpiastri

yourbestfriend: I’ve been robbed of my best friend

↳ yourusername: we’ll be together again, don’t you worry

user1: THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT OSCAR 🥺 they are so precious and definitely belong to each other

↳ user2: I need someone like y/n to look up at me like that. I would honestly crumble

↳ user3: I can just imagine oscar blushing and getting flustered from her gaze. she literally has him around her pinky finger

yourusername

liked by oscarpiastri and 298,919 others

yourusername: take your boyfriend to work day

tagged: oscarpiastri

yourusername

liked by oscarpiastri and 300,109 others

yourusername: more pictures from today 🎀

tagged: oscarpiastri

user4: prettiest wag ever

↳ yourusername: @ lilymhe still exists love

oscarpiastri: damn, i am lucky

↳ yourusername: love you sm 🐨

↳ oscarpiastri: i love you more, sweetheart

↳ landonorris: get this off my insta

#txt. #*f1 #f1 x you #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #f1 #f1 social media au #formula one x reader #formula 1 x reader #formula 1 imagine #formula 1 fic #formula 1 fanfic #formula 1 #formula one #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri x you

[ilwonuu]

heyyy!! I absolutely adoreee your work thank you so much for existing! <3 we'll i'd like to share an idea for an ff with skz because me being a stay can't get this idea outta my mind oml. Bang chan has such a warm personality right? But sometimes we see CHRISTOPHER iykyk ;). That is how chan is in relationships too, veryy soft romantically but a hard dom in bed. Chan got reader a pretty dress and ripped it right off because she looked too pretty in it. After they had amazing sex (please right this as you want to you're the best!) Chan shows lots of after care.

Write this only if you want to I'd appreciate you even reading this. Thank you soooooooooooo muchhhh!! take care <3

omg hi!!! that is so sweet omg😭😭thank YOU for existing so i can write this amazing idea for you<3 thank you for your request!!! i hope you enjoy anon💖

୨⎯ too pretty ⎯୧

⤷ bang christopher

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⚘ summary- your boyfriend is so sweet to you, well not in every scenario.

⚘ warnings- unprotected sex, kissing, dom!chan, sub!reader, degrading, dirty talk, pet names, fluff, chan is a sweetheart okok

⚘ a/n- to the person who requested this.. this is gonna be in my brain forever now thank you😇

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you��re currently waiting for your boyfriend to return from the store. your boyfriend loves to surprise you with new clothing he thinks will look beautiful on you. so that’s exactly what he did. he bought you a new black dress for your dinner tonight.

“channie you didn’t have to get me this. it looks expensive!!” he smiles at you shaking his head. “don’t you worry about how much it was baby. do you like it?” his face is looking for your approval.

“channie i love it very much thank you.” you give him a sweet kiss before smiling again. “try it on baby.” his gaze is scanning you up and down. “right now?” he nods quickly not looking away from you from a second. you laugh slightly as you slip off the clothes you’re wearing.

you put on the dress before asking for help. “babe can you zip up the back?” you ask him looking behind you to meet his gaze. “of course love.” he walks closer to you. zipping up your dress for you before taking a quick look at you.

your gaze is on yourself in the mirror. slowly meeting his gaze in the mirror. “what do you think?” you ask him. his eyes are darker now. not that you can notice from the distance he is from the mirror. his mind immediately thinking anything but sweet thoughts. he thinks you look so beautiful in the dress. “channie??” you snap him out of his thoughts.

he is directly behind you. he still doesn’t say anything. your dress is suddenly ripped completely in the back. “wha- chan?” you are confused as he is lifting you up to bring you to lay back on the bed. “sorry baby you just look so fucking good. i need to fuck you right now.” his gaze is intimidating. you feel so small under his eyes. “can i?” he asks. “yes channie.”

he’s scanning your body as you now in just your underwear. you can feel how hard his dick has gotten from the position you are in. he’s pulling his shirt over his head quickly. your hands immediately going to undo his pants like it’s instinct. “fuck.” his breathing is heavy as you finally get his pants down. his dick feeling some relief.

he’s pulling his dick out of his boxers as he feels you shift a little under him. his fingers hooking on your panties to pull them to the side. “you’re so wet. gonna fuck you so good.” he whispers into your ear as you feel him line up with your cunt. he doesn’t take anytime before he is pushing into you. moaning at your tightness. “take it baby” he orders you before you nod quickly. his hips snap into yours. his pace already speeding up the longer he’s inside of you. his hand is on your hip. his fingers gripping your sides. applying slight pressure.

your gasp getting caught in your throat as you cut yourself off with a moan. his gaze is on moving from your body to your face. his dick hitting all the spots you need him too. even a little too much. his thrusts are rough and deep. his hand is quick to grab your face to look at him. he leans down giving you a quick peck before pulling away to look at you again. his thrusts are quicker and harsher. him never breaking eye contact with you. you’re a sobbing mess from all the pleasure.

“look at you baby. crying like a slut.” his words make your clench around him pulling a loud groan from him. “s-shit you like that? like being called a slut? such a dirty girl.” his teasing words making you nothing but wetter and he just laughs at that. “getting so wet slut. im sliding right in.” he whispers the last part directly against your ear. “pathetic slut. look at you crying for my cock. you moan loudly at how good he sounds.

the sound of your skin clapping, wetness of your arousal, and chans deep moans and groans have you soaked. you cannot get enough of how hot he is. “c-channie mm so close.” your eyes rolling back with even the thought of cumming for him. “yea slut? fucking you so good you gonna cream all over? do it slut.” his hips stutter a bit when he feels you clench around him.

just looking at his focused fucked out expression was enough for you. you are cumming hard on his dick. “fuck b-baby making a mess all over hm? such a dirty slut for me.” his groans are louder now. his gaze not leaving where you two connect. his hand on your hip as he keeps fucking you through your high. “such a good slut gonna let me use you until i cum?” he asks you sternly but doesn’t receive a response. “can’t speak now slut?” his tone even more teasing as your legs start to shake a little. “c-channie too much!” you cry out to him. tears rolling down your face from the overstimulation.

“just a little longer. you can take it right? like good girl.” its almost like he knew you wouldn’t respond because you are just crying out against the pillow. your makeup from earlier dirtying your pillow and sheets. you try to nod a little to his words but you’re far too weak.

you feel his dick twitch again before his voice. “where do you want it slut?” the pet names making you clench again. “s-stomach channie..” you whisper to him and gives you a quick nod.

he gives you a few more thrusts before pulling out. his cum panting your stomach and your chest. he lets out another deep groan. watching you calm down slightly as he stands up. “let me get something to clean you baby.” he gives you a gentle kiss on your head. grabbing a rag quickly returning. not hesitating to clean you off.

after he finishes cleaning you he is immediately laying next to you. you are quickly being pulled into his arms. he gives you a few kisses as you two cuddle. “you did so good baby.” he smiles at you. you nod sending him back a smile. “hungry? tired? what do you need baby?” his voice sounding a hundred times more gentle than it just was a minute ago. you’re not complaining tho. “mm just a little tired. don’t wanna move.” you say melting into his arms more. “you got it baby we will cuddle forever.” he showers your face and neck with sweet kisses.

“channie i can’t believe you ripped the dress you just bought!” you say slightly remembering what events happened before this. “i’m sorry not sorry baby. you just looked too pretty.” he smiles at you innocently. you roll your eyes at him as you playfully hit his chest. “but that dress was so cute channie.” you teasingly pout and he just laughs.

“i will just have to buy you another one hm?” he says before pulling you into another kiss<3

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