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humming-fly · 3 months

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Tagged by @hyrulianpirate ayy haven't done one of these in an Age haha

Last Song: I've been rewatching Arcane so last would've been Dynasties and Dystopia~

Favorite Color: I really love the turquoise shade of blue and pretty much every color the sky turns, pale pink is also a really nice one

Last Book: System Collapse! That one was sort of funny in that it was a christmas gift for my dad but I delivered it a few days late so I could finish it first lol (he owns all the other books and lent them to me when I first read 'em)

Last Movie: uhhhh wow legit can't remember that much. It might've been the Boy and the Heron?? I feel like I've seen something since then but maybe not!

Last TV Show: like i mentioned still rewatching Arcane haha, other than that really enjoying the new episodes of Dungeon Meshi as they come out! My sister also got me to watch some episodes of severance over the holidays so that was fun

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: prooobably sweet>savory>spicy? i def have a sweet tooth for better or worse

Relationship Status: (stealing this from prev lol) perfectly content ❀⸜(˶´ ˘ `˶)⸝❀

Last Thing I Googled: "murderbot diaries series in order" (i genuinely can never remember what the names for each book are XD)

Current Obsession: i mean ongoing obsessions are rather unchanged from the usual haha, still lots of fma and kirby stuff rattling around in my head, I also have some elden ring doodles I keep meaning to get back to. In terms of Really recent obsessions as of the past couple weeks have enjoyed diving into league of legend's lore lol, every time they release a cinematic i get curious and start dipping in and every time i'm Shocked how much stuff they have (though that might soon run out given how riot just laid off a lot of their creative team h a)

Looking Forward To: finishing my qualifying exam'll be nice!

Taggin: oh hmm, howsabout @alagaesia-overlord @aseuki @nymphofnovels @shubbabloggin @phantomrose96 @post-it-notes7 @angelfrost, in case any of you or anyone else wants to play!

#i know some of my mutuals have more focused blogs but ay just in case ya'll want something silly lol #ask meme #humming-rambles #all this really did was remind me how abysmal my memory is good lord #worse than a goldfish at this point

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goldenguillotines · 4 months

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🎄 jongin jongin jongin pblease,

Jongin is spending his holidays around Alternia, using it as an excuse to visit his siblings and bringing Maehui out to enjoy the snow. He has a car load of gifts.. and all of them have a destination. He does savor the time he has with them, even if they're not on all wonderful terms.. it's the first time he really does feel like he gets time to know them. He shares drinks and savors meals with everyone.. even if he does feel a bit too full for his liking at the end of it. He ends up running into coworkers or people he recognizes from the club on the way too and from..

When his deliveries are over, he takes his time to relax and unwind at home. Enjoying a bubble bath, baking some cookies for the office for when he's returned.. and a nice cocktail for himself. Probably puts on some corny/funny Christmas movies and ends up falling asleep with his beloved Maehui in his lap... little does he know his Moirail let himself in and is carefully draping a blanket over him and leaving ample presents for him and his puppy..

#Jongin #ask meme #AYE AYE DAMI 🖖(i dont have :saluting_face: )

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norvillc · 1 year

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🔪 - protect, attack, fight side-by-side with: daphne, fred, madelyn

“Like, easy. Protect Daph, ‘cause she’s basically my sister. Fight side by side with Fred --- or, you know, cower behind him while he does the fighting. And attack Madelyn with kisses. Boom.”

@dangerrprone | @niceascot | @madelyndinks

#shaggy said should've been more specific aye #& ask memes.

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kokokabana · 2 years

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Tiros: I am dying lol

MC: same gkjfksjp

Tiros: No, I am actually dying. I just figured the “lol” was a common convention in virtual communication.

Tiros: *sends shaky selfie of him with a noose around his neck*

MC: *vigorously typing*

#‘aye public execution’ BRO-#this is canon btw like actually ask me for the screenshot #tiros darkmane #lovelink tiros #incorrect lovelink #lovelink memes #lovelink #kikkis.swiping

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neovat · 2 years

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¿Ya te olvidaste de casemir?

no sé qué deba olvidar para empezar. no somos cercanos.

#. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝟴:𝟯𝟬 ⠀⠀⠀ . ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀❪ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀buzón ⠀⠀ ⠀ ❫#anom.#whY #por qué #no le echen sal plz #QUE VA UN POQUITO BIEN #ay el neo #no conozco ningún casemir #aunque bueno #en realidad no lo conoce #solo sabe su nombre #y que es mecánico #ay no k horror #k hiciste cas #pensaba que hicieron ask memes y por esto el msj #pero luego no vi nada #y todo random porque estaba ¿ni participe? pero bue

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godzexperiment · 1 year

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I've kinda been following this blog from afar and Nix seems so chaotic lol. I love it. I'm a bit shy/nervous to attempt to interact though, especially because I'm a (dead) fandom and human blog. I think I'll just keep watching from afar, keep it up xD

Omg, obviously no pressure first off- like watch from afar if you want/feel free to like utilize anon for silly things when you want to if you do. Nothing wrong with that; mad respect for this sweet little send in especially since I know sending even this can be rough depending on the shyness,etc. (social anxiety in me typically has me making silly faces at the screen whenever I do anything.... finger guns can't save me but they can make me scream internally less when i hit up cool, lovely people) And yes Nix is super, duper chaotic it's sure not an personality he picked but it sure suits him (precious little chaotic disaster) lol. Also- I totally get that; ironically an vast reason I made Nix an whole main blog. Cuz I wanted to work on my rp social anxiety/maybe try cultivate some of the good old antics and vibing. Like sometimes the best fun in rp is just antics? I wanted to just have fun and love my silly passion project oc that's like years of love. So I will say- I am super adaptive; like (dead) fandom/human really doesn't seem much an issue on my end if that helps ease some shyness,etc. Bit of an soft spot even tbh since I've been in that spot plenty. But literally no rush, watch from afar just saying this to let you know I'm thankful for this message and that. If you do interact I would be stoked; in any capacity and just as !!!! I was reading this ask. <3

#<< movements of the air around >> asks #<<insomniac vampire speaking>> mun post #(randomly selected for the moment icon lmao)#(i know the long text might seem daunting im just like- this was so sweet? to receive)#(like ive sure been on both ends of this and- damn do i admire and appreciate it)#(kind of stopped the practice of warming up/showing interest by sending like anon hc asks when memes were reblogged or not etc)#(i should get back into that habit/alongside my whole working on being like laid back and trying to warm vibes up)#(me at everybody i interact constantly like: oh how i want to babble about our muses but i dont want to be annoying...)#(working on also just sharing the vibes- like tell me silly hcs about our muses at 4am)#(or the odd anon ic crack/commentary and laughing about silly antics)#(its beautiful- its the vibes i want to bring back to life and maybe see blossom among the rpc again)#(it took me longer than i meant to respond because i just kept being like I hope this comes across as just being really heart warmed by it)#(that its me being like ay i respect you and any capacity you admire from afar or maybe interact is very much appreciated and im an dork)

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dante-mightdie · 9 months

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some wholesome/funny (and british) 141 headcanons

Soap and Gaz love music made for baddies. They have a shared playlist with Doja, Megan, City Girls.

Price took the team for drinks and they sang 212 by Azealia Banks and killed that shit too

Price wanted to be a bartender when he was younger so he taught himself how to make a bunch of different cocktails

He makes them for Simon when he’s having a bad day <3 Simon loves an old fashioned

One time you walked in on Alejandro and Rudy teaching Soap and Gaz how to do traditional Mexican dances because they thought it would help them get laid

They paid you not to tell Price and Ghost…

…You still told them

Simon once snuck a cat onto base when he found it wandering around, clearly a stray…

Price let him keep it

He named it Bourbon because he’s a nerd… Gaz calls the cat Bon-Bon to annoy Simon.

Soap is the king of Tesco Meal Deals…

Him and Gaz know how to finesse the system…

Had to give Ghost a crash course when they saw him buy a ham sandwich, ready salted crisps and water :(

“Ay, L.T. What’re ya doin’, ya weapon? Get the naked smoothie!”

Gaz uses roadman slang so much that it’s rubbed off on the rest of the team…

Lost his mind when Simon called Soap a nitty when he lost his vape…

I’m a Bar Manager so I’m gonna give them each an annoying customer trait <3

Price: When he card machine doesn’t work, he says “must be free then”

Gaz: Orders 4 shaken shots and waits until they’re all made before asking for another

Simon: Walks up to the bar and just says, “Beer.”

Soap: If his pint has too much head, he’ll say “Where’s the flake?”

I’m getting mad just writing these 😭

Ghost carries dog treats with him whenever he knows he has a mission with the K-9 unit

That meme of the 4 lads in jeans? 141 in their casual clothes

Gaz has every points card known to man

Boots Advantage Card, Tesco Clubcard, Nectar Loyalty Card…

Price made a group chat for them all to stay in contact when they’re on leave…

He sends in selfies of him with a pint and a thumbs up 🥺

I love him

Soap just uses the chat to send tiktoks

Gaz sends cursed memes

Simon sends voice notes at 3AM of dad jokes that he just came up with

Soap is a Greggs addict. Yumyums for life babes 🫶

Price takes the boys to football games when they’re on leave 🥺

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #captain john price #john price x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish #gaz mw2 #gaz x reader #kyle garrick #kyle garrick x reader #mw2

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btsficsandsuch · 7 months

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Hi , i really like your writings and i enjoy reading your work very much. I read them after long and tiring work days to forget everything that bothers me. So thank you for sharing your work here. I appreciate it. I hope you're feeling great. I wanted to request a yoongi × reader drabble where they're friends and yoongi is trying to flirt with her, throwing some pick up lines etc. but she's kinda inexperienced with dating stuff (yoongi doesn't know that) so she's oblivious to the situation and doesn't get the pick up lines. He gets frustrated, starts to think that the reader is aware of his feelings and just playing dumb to save him from the heart break of rejection. Short time after he gives up, when they were hanging out at a party, someone tries to flirt with reader and she doesn't give a reaction and again doesn't understand the pick up line, yoongi hears the interaction and it clicks on him so he decides to confess directly. Fluffy with a happy ending.

Hope you like it! It’s been a minute since I’ve written for Yoongi.

Pickup Lines

“Hey genius, I brought you some food.”, you said setting the bag of takeout on the table in Yoongi’s studio. He turned around with a smirk, “You’re such a charmer Y/N. How could I ever live without you?” The two of you had a friendship that was filled with lots of teasing and poking fun at each other. That’s how’s its always been for the three years that you knew each other.

Yoongi walked over and plopped down on the couch next to you before grabbing a container of food. Normally Yoongi hated small talk but he always enjoyed it when it came to you. The sound of your voice had a calming effect on him. “Do anything exciting today?”, he asked. You shook your head, “No not really. Just worked and then got food and came here.” “How about you?,” you asked. “Just worked on some music. I’m almost done with this new song.”, he smiled. The two of you continued to eat in silence while scrolling on your phones catching up on social media and whatnot. You started giggling when you came across a new meme of Yoongi dressed up as a cat and you eagerly handed him your phone to show it. He chuckled while looking over the photo before handing the phone back to you. “You know Y/N, if I really was a cat I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.”, he said. “Aww Yoongles you’re adorable.”, you smiled before taking another bite of your meal not giving it a second thought. Yoongi internally scolded himself at his weak attempt of a pickup line.

The two of you finished your meals and you quickly cleaned up wanting to let Yoongi get back to work. “Hey Y/N before you go can I get your opinion on a song I’m working on? I wrote it for someone really special to me. It’s still a work in progress so go easy on me.”, he smiled at you. “Yeah of course!,” you said happily taking the chair next to him. He clicked a few buttons and the song started flowing through the speakers,

“From the moment I met you, ya, my life was all you, ya

You’re the star that turns ordinaries into extraordinaries, oh yeah

One after another ay, ay, everything is special ay, ay

The things you’re interested in, the way you walk or talk, and every little trivial habit of yours.”

Quickly Yoongi turned off the music and shyly looked over at you biting his lip, “What did you think Y/N?” “I love it Yoongi. It already sounds amazing. Whoever this girl is you wrote that for is really lucky. I’d love to meet the person that turned my Yoongles into a romantic mess.” He chuckled on the outside but inside he’s dying. After that you give him a hug and say goodbye before heading home to get some rest.

The following morning you woke up to a text from Yoongi. You thought it was odd that he was already texting you this early on a Saturday but you figured he probably never even went to sleep.

Yoongi: Morning sleepyhead! What are you gonna do today?

Y/N: Not 100% sure. I was thinking about having a Disney movie marathon.

Yoongi: People always say that Disney is the happiest place on Earth, but they’ve clearly never spent a day with you ;)

Y/N: Silly boy! So you wanna come over?

Yoongi: Umm sure. I’ll be there in fifteen.

Y/N: Great! Can’t wait!!

Yoongi ran his hands over his face. He started to question if you ever had feelings for him or if he just interpreted everything all wrong as you didn’t seem to take any of the hints he had been dropping over the last few weeks. Quickly he showered and got ready so he could make it over to your place in time.

When you opened the door you happily greeted Yoongi who presented you with your favorite coffee and muffin from the bakery up the street. “You smell nice. Why are you all dressed up? Hot date tonight?”, you asked. Too busy digging into your breakfast that you didn’t notice the blush creep up his neck. “So I thought we could start with Cinderella since it’s a classic. Then maybe The Little Mermaid. Followed by The Princess and the Frog and maybe Coco is we have time.”, you said. He smiled and nodded in agreement, “Anything you want Y/N.”

The first two movies went by in a flash. You were just finishing up The Little Mermaid when Yoongi turned to look at you and smiled, “Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.” You snorted at his joke, “Yoongi you’re my best friend. You are part of my world.”

He shyly chuckled before turning his attention back to the screen. Yoongi continuously tried to get close to you. His hand slowly crept closer to yours. He kept sneaking peeks trying to work up the courage to actually grab your hand. As the third movie began he couldn’t help but notice how cute you looked getting all excited. He doesn’t know where this sudden burst of confidence came from but he does the classic yawn and stretch so he could place his arm smoothly around your shoulders to try and encourage you to cuddle into him. “Are you cold Yoongi? I can get you a blanket.”, you asked noticing his arm around you. You simply thought he just wanted some extra warmth.

Yoongi shook his head and removed his arm, “No Y/N, actually I think I’m gonna get going. I have to work on some music.” You pouted at his sudden departure, “Alright, well I hope you have a good night at least.” He smiled and left your apartment not even giving you the opportunity to walk him to the door. It did seem odd but it wasn’t uncommon for him to have mood swings so you shrugged it off and decided to give him space.

A few hours of space turned into a few days and next thing you know it had been a week since you’d seen Yoongi. Unless he was on tour the two of you never went more than a day without seeing each other but every time you texted him to try and hang out he always had an excuse. Luckily tonight was Jimin’s birthday party and you knew Yoongi was going to be there. Normally he would pick you up but since he was avoiding you Jungkook offered to pick you up instead.

“Thank you for the ride Kookie.”, you said buckling up in the passenger seat. “It’s no problem Noona. I just hope Yoongi doesn’t find out. He always gets a little jealous when we hang out with you.”, the younger member said. Before you could question what he meant by that the two of you arrived and he hopped out of the car jogging over to the passenger side to help you out.

Once inside you quickly noticed Yoongi sitting in the corner talking to Namjoon and Hoseok. You waved and began to make your way over when you got side tracked by Jin who pulled you into the kitchen to get you a drink. While you were sipping form your cup you felt a presence come up next to you. Thinking it was Yoongi you happily turned around but were met by some guy you’d never seen before. He smiled down at you, “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.” You chuckled, “No actually my name is Y/N. And your name is?” The guy looked stunned, “Oh my name is Soobin. Sorry I hear one of my friends calling for me.” He turned and quickly walked away and that’s when you saw Yoongi standing in the doorway with a big grin on his face while laughing to himself.

He walked over to you and grabbed your hand pulling you outside where it was quieter and less crowded. “There you are Yoongles! I’ve missed you so much.”, you said happy that you were finally spending time with him. “Yeah sorry about that. I just needed some time to think.”, he said. Gently he took your hand in his, “Listen Y/N. This is really hard for me to say so I’m just going to come out and say it. I really like you a lot. I’ve been dropping hints for weeks. I’ve been using pick up lines and trying to get close to you. When you weren’t reacting I thought maybe you were just trying to be polite and not hurt my feelings but I see now that maybe you just weren’t getting the hints. It’s okay if you really don’t like me in that way but I just had to be honest and tell you the truth. I’m sorry I kind of abandoned you the last week. I just wanted some time to think and decide what I wanted to do.”

You were kind of surprised at his confession but in a good way. “That song you played for me. Did you write that about me?”, you asked. Shyly he smiled, “Yeah, I actually have quite a few songs I’ve written about you.” You smacked yourself on the forehead, “Oh my god I’m so dumb. I’m sorry Yoongi. I’ve never really dated before so I’m not used to this kind of attention and I didn’t even notice it. The truth is I kind of actually like you too. I was going to tell you that day I brought you food to your studio but then you played me the song and I thought you already had your heart set on someone else so I never said anything.” The two of you started laughing at the situation you put yourselves in.

“Hey how about we get out of here and go hangout at my place?”, you asked. He agreed and quickly called for a cab since the two of you had some alcohol earlier in the night. Once in the back of the cab you felt your phone vibrate and saw a text from Yoongi,

Yoongi: Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

You rolled your eyes before leaning over and placing a kiss on his cheek watching his ears turn red, happy that the two of you finally cleared the air.

#bts #bts fanfic #bts imagines #bts x reader #yoongi fanfic #yoongi x y/n #yoongi imagine #bts yoongi #bts fluff #yoongi x reader #yoongi fluff #suga #min yoongi

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agendabymooner · 9 months

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jollibee, madrid and all that romance fiasco ! oscar p. x ofc (filipino!gen z!ofc)

summary: carlos sainz and his wife, magda, were heading back to spain after taking her and her cousins to the final race before the summer break. they hoped to have a decent break but their wishes were long gone as soon as the mclaren drivers told them about their plans to spend their week in madrid - where the couple conveniently lived.

OR oscar piastri had the fattest crush on magda's cousin, paloma 'lomi' san pedro, and needless to say, he wasn't even making it less obvious as he purchased a ticket to madrid just so he could spend his time with her. was he only looking for that summer romance or did he just fall in love with carlos' in-law?

content warning: use of explicit language, oscar and ofc shitting on each other, tagalog dialogues and translation ahead (i'm not as good as i used to be at speaking it, sorry lads), carlos sainz x ofc, mentions of alcohol use, fictional brother character (niño san pedro), carlos has a close relationship with his in-laws, A LOT OF JOLLIBEE, lando norris and oscar piastri being cultured (filipino), filo humour, lowkey protective!carlos

note: melody is in progress and i gotta let this out because i've been looking at too much unhinged filipino memes today. enjoy xx

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tagged carlossainzjr, charles_leclerc, landonorris, monamagdalena, ninojames

liked by oscarpiastri, landonorris, charles_leclerc

monamagdalena "rich in-law" 😭 liked by lomisanpedro

carlossainzjr you weren't "forced" to wear my number 🙄 get it right hermana liked by lomisanpedro

lomisanpedro ur right. i asked for charles' number and they just conveniently "ran out" of my size 🤔

landonorris look at that handsome man in papaya and black tho 🥵 liked by lomisanpedro

lomisanpedro i'm gonna pretend i haven't seen this comment 😕

landonorris guys i think she's a charles leclerc fan liked and pinned by lomisanpedro

oscarpiastri i have a lot of oscar piastri shirts in your size 😊 liked by lomisanpedro

ninojames what 😄

lomisanpedro how do u know my size 🧐

oscarpiastri i've been looking, observing and mentally measuring

carlossainzjr oscarpiastri compadre do you wanna repeat what you just said?

landonorris don't mind me i'm just watching 🍿🥤

logansargeant so you're the girl he's ogling throughout the week??? liked by lomisanpedro

lomisanpedro and you're the florida boy? 🤓

logansargeant fair enough. nice to meet you though 🤠

lomisanpedro likewise sarge 🤠

carlossainzjr posted a new story !!!

tagged ninojames, lomisanpedro, landonorris, oscarpiastri, carlossainzjr

liked by logansargeant, alex_albon, georgerussell63

user1 i just know it hits different spending your vacation in a filipino-spanish household 😭 liked by monamagdalena

monamagdalena there's a lot of "ordinary" volume arguments that's for sure 😅

user2 rip oscar's vocal chords. i know it's barely there but it must've abandoned him the moment the sainz-san pedros pulled up the karaoke liked by monamagdalena

monamagdalena landonorris might have slipped some tequila to get the party going for oscar 🙃

mclarenf1 lando we taught you better than this

landonorris mclarenf1 what happened to "one more shot lando!"

mclarenf1 i don't like these accusations, lando.

user3 i can just imagine lando, carlos and oscar yelling "THAT'S NOT HOW DRS WORKS" at your cousins lmfaooo 🤣 liked by monamagdalena

monamagdalena yeah my cousins live to give carlitos a headache every once in a while - seeing as they live in philippines and all

carlossainzjr we should have a daycare, mi corazon, because we don't get paid enough for this liked by monamagdalena

monamagdalena i agree bebe, if anything we lose more than we earn money 🥲

ninojames stop lying to me carlossainzjr you literally helped me get my tourist visa because you said "you wanted to see your favourite cousin"

lomisanpedro oop- lemme just send this to caco rq 🤭

carlossainzjr ay lomisanpedro you do that, i'm not gonna set up the ac in your room 😒 see how long you'll withstand the heat in spain

lomisanpedro i live in ph but yes po master 😇

lomisanpedro if i have to go golfing one more time, i'm gonna hit you with the club landonorris carlossainzjr ninojames

ninojames speak for urself lmfao

landonorris it's ok i can take it paloma 🤪

carlossainzjr watch your words landonorris

landonorris that's not what i meant ??? 🤬

oscarpiastri barca did good last night no? liked by monamagdalena

monamagdalena heheheh carlossainzjr what do you think?

lomisanpedro carlossainzjr you should've shot him in the foot with the paintball when you had the chance 🤡

carlossainzjr i really should have.

landonorris that's tactical and against the fia rules carlos know better.

mclarenf1 yeah what landonorris said ^^

oscarpiastri that is incredibly mean of you, lomisanpedro 🥲

lomisanpedro show me how you cry rq??

tagged landonorris, oscarpiastri, lomisanpedro

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monamagdalena putang ina pati pa naman sa spain, y'an pa din kinakain niyo? what the fuck, that's (jollibee) what you guys are still eating even in spain? liked by ninojames

ninojames patingin nga kung pa'no yung galit na mukha ate hahahaha ate, show me how you make an angry face

lomisanpedro ba't ka inggit lmaooooo why are you jealous

monamagdalena hoy lomi at niño, nagluto ako kanina di niyo ba kinain 'yon? i cooked earlier today, didn't you guys eat it?

lomisanpedro maarte yung mga bisita mo madam bertud. your guests are picky, madam bertud.

oscarpiastri monamagdalena I AM NOT picky, do not listen to what that gremlin is telling you

landonorris we ate and even washed the pot of sinigang so that gremlin is lying

lomisanpedro this gremlin is her cousin and how tf do y'all know what we're saying-

landonorris we're very smart men

oscarpiastri i'm a diplomat on the side

carlossainzjr NIÑO YOU AND LANDO JUST RACKED UP OUR BILL FOR DOING THAT TO OUR OVEN 🤬 liked by ninojames

ninojames lando was teaching me his dj skills 😕

carlossainzjr DONT MESS WITH THE OVEN LANDOOOO

landonorris we were trying to get lit 😭 you literally had nothing in there but uno and monopoly wtf were we supposed to do???

carlossainzjr i don't know? not play with fire and not rack up our house bill?

oscarpiastri are we having a filipino language session tomorrow then? liked by ninojames

ninojames with tequila?

oscarpiastri i found their stash so yeah with tequila- we should get some bucket of chickens for the session too :)

landonorris wag puro pulutan, dapat inom din. don't just eat, you have to drink too. liked and pinned by ninojames

lomisanpedro I HAVE TAUGHT YOU WELL, YOUNG PADAWAN 🤩

ninojames monamagdalena rate my teaching skills ate magda

monamagdalena what are you guys teaching these two??? 😭

oscarpiastri the basics magda 😊

INCOMING: dog show 😎 (oscar) SENDER: my pal(oma) 🐝 (paloma)

tagged jollibee, lomisanpedro

liked by carlossainzjr, logansargeant, landonorris

user1 BRO HARD LAUNCHED HIS CRUSH WTF 😭 what god did you pray to?

user2 puro jollibee si bro edi sana nag pinas ka na lang 😭 bro eats a lot of jollibee like you should've just gone to philippines instead

user3 madrid is paloma san pedro, in case you guys didn't know 🤭

landonorris god you are so whipped

mclarenf1 jollibee x mclaren when? 👀

jollibee when there's a philippine grand prix 🐝

ninojames oh so you ditched our session for this? for this ugly ass? liked by oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri we got some palabok and two buckets of chicken joy and we're otw home 😅

ninojames ok maybe i can let you slip for once

lomisanpedro you are so annoying liked by oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri annoyingly considerate when it comes to you because you wanted jollibee this morning 🤭😊

user4 there is too much filipino rizz within pastry guys i think he wins this one

logansargeant was this why you've been rejecting my facetimes today?

oscarpiastri you can wait. jollibee can't.

user5 i'm sorry logan but i agree with him this time

user6 him tagging jollibee 😭 this man is clearly obsessed

bonus !!!

PS the fictional san pedro people

ramona magdalena 'magda' (ibañez) san pedro sainz (carlos' wife)

niño james (balagtas) san pedro (carlos' cousin-in-law)

paloma 'lomi' (balagtas) san pedro (also carlos' in-law)

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web-spinning · 2 years

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merc reactions to getting a new recruit but finding out they’re only in their mid-teens ? gender neutral please-

A / N - Ay, it's here. Somehow I managed to finish this faster than I expected. Hope you like it, dear anon!

Also, half of the photos are kind of meme-y, but you know what? It works...Please tell me if it works, I am losing my mind trying to find a good quality comic cut out, but only find those.

Mercs with a recruit in their mid-teens

TW. Ask to tag.

Scout

- he's not much excited, in fact he's a bit scared you might take his place,

- but after he finds out you're younger than him...he's so happy!

- he will teach you so many things,

- how to play basketball, how to get along with the older men, even how to deal with your first crush,

- since he is barely a few years older than you, he feels like as an young adult it's his priority to make sure you know all this stuff,

- he's got seven older brothers, all the lessons are probably from them,

- he really feels like you're just his younger sibling,

Soldier

- Jane thinks it's his duty to make sure you know the rules of war,

- he will show you how to use weapons, maybe even let you touch his own weapons,

- " But only for a few seconds, I don't want your young, inexperienced civil hands to spoil them! ",

- he will sit you down in the meeting room of the base, and tell you stories,

- half of those stories aren't real, but you don't want to make him sad, so you just listen,

- on the battlefield, he will follow you around to make sure you don't hurt yourself...or use your weapons incorrectly,

- also..." You do know basic history of your beloved country, don't you, hippie? ",

Pyro

- this Phoenix adores you,

- will invite you to tea parties,

- you will also get a plushie or two from their collection,

- you're the only person other than Engineer who takes them seriously, that's why they like you so much,

- their childish personality helps you cope with the fact you've been sorted out as a mercenary at such a young age,

- always there when you're feeling down,

Demoman

- in all honesty, he has mixed feelings about you,

- he can't invite you to the drinking nights with the other guys, you're just always left behind,

- in recompense, he tries to teach you how to use the sword in the meantime,

- you might never use that skill in the battlefield, but at least you have a thing that takes your mind off of the gravel wars,

- when you're down, you both watch soap operas together, because he's the only one in the whole team who likes them,

Heavy

- Misha just avoids you,

- at first, you think he's just a big, tough guy who dislikes teenagers to look more " deranged ",

- but finally, one of the men, possibly Medic, explains to you why he dislikes being around you so much,

- you remind him of his younger self and his sisters. The way he had to fight to protect them, the awful place they lived in for a while...everything comes back to him when he sees young face,

- you try approaching him about it, but he still remains silent,

- deep inside, on every mission he keeps a close eye on you, making sure you're safe,

Engineer

- Dell is now your step-dad, that's how it works,

- he needs a few energetic bones to help him with his projects, so you will often stand around and hand him tools when he asks for them,

- while he's working, he will tell you different stories about the other mercenaries,

- you ask him to adjust your weapon's, because they're a bit too big for you to handle freely,

- on warm days, he will take you out for a short walk to make sure you won't go insane,

- he assures you that you can tell him about anything, and he will help,

- he does in fact help, especially when it goes with your emotions,

- he's always there to cheer you up when you're sad, or share a smile with you when you're happy,

Medic

- he's so happy with you! I mean, such a fresh canvas to test on,

- every week he asks you to replace your heart with an Uber-handling one, and every week you refuse,

- but when he's not in his mad scientist mood, he's always ready to help you with some of the downsides of growing up,

- he's also very helpful when you're feeling insecure about your body ( all teenagers do that, right? Not only me, right? ),

- " Oh, don't vorry, zhis vill go away. Zhe average of healthy patients your age look zhe same as you ",

Sniper

- you never knew his first reaction, because he's rather quiet about it,

- but after a bit, you learn that he's actually very trustworthy, and big hearted,

- when you're down or one of the other mercenaries, you go to his camper,

- you both play board games there,

- he will most likely take you out fishing or camping during long weekends,

- you like listening to him talk about his adventures from the bush, but he will leave out the gorey details out,

- at some point, he just feels like an older, wiser, quiet brother to you,

Spy

- he's mad. Not at you, at the Administrator for even thinking about hiring you at this age,

- he doesn't see the reason why there must be a new mercenary, so he mostly avoids you,

- until during one of the missions, you save him for getting headshoot point blank,

- he does acknowledge you a bit more after that,

- you're not allowed in his room though, it smells too much like cigarettes in there,

- maybe he seems cold on the outside, but when he sees you struggling with your work, he will always help,

- helping you however makes him remember he couldn’t see this stage of his son’s life…that makes him feel miserable.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 headcanons #tf2 mercs #tf2 x reader #tf2 x reader platonic #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 pyro x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 heavy x reader #tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 engineer is dad #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 spy x reader

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dracoxsworld · 11 months

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What it would be like to date Ron Weasley

A/N: You guys I have been wanting to write for Ron for SO LONG I just have not had the time! I am queuing up some posts as I type this so you guys can have some content throughout the week so you aren't left hanging since I'll be going back to work tomorrow after a small 5-day break (So sad I do not want to work.) Enjoy! <3 and let me know if you want the sex w/ ron weasley version too! <3 Warnings: None! Just fluff. :)

This boy is NEEDY.

You know the Tiktok audio, "walk him like a dog" Yeah, that's you and Ron.

It's not because he's not like, masc or anything; he is just an absolute simp for you.

He's whipped for you, literally.

He will get you a n y t h i n g you want.

He is also an excellent date planner. He's very creative, and caring.

Some couples, it take them a while to say "I love you" to their partner, for Ron, it was different. He has no filter.

The boy said it to you in the middle of muggle studies.

IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.

He said he was just infatuated with how you looked reading your book, with your hair tucked behind your ear, the ay you bite your bottom lip when you were concentrating.

He knew he had loved you from the moment he met you, he just wanted to wait.

You literally were the surprised pikachu meme.

"What did you say?" You asked him in a hushed voice

"I said that I love you?" Ron said, a bit nervous now.

"Are you asking me or telling me." You teased.

You told him that you loved him, too.

Cuddles are this mans FAVORITE.

The common room your dorm room, after Quidditch practice.

This man does not care to show that he is a clingy motherfucker.

You two always go to the Astronomy tower on Friday nights, he knows how much you love the stars.

You read his palm, point out his birth chart to him, etc.

He doesn't understand any of it, but he loves you, so he pays attention... or tries to.

Not to get too spicy, but he loves make-out sessions, like when you're supposed to be studying together, he always makes it priority for you to be in his lap, lips connecting.

He loves your hands in his hair, his around your waist, etc.

Or you falling asleep in his dorm, late at night. He loves being the big spoon and holding you close, afraid you'll disappear.

He loves you. Very very much.

#ron weasly imagine #ron weasly x reader #ron weasley #ron weasley x y/n #ron weasley imagine #ronald weasley #the golden trio #harry potter masterlist #harry potter fandom

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geniousbh · 10 days

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Gênia de BH, vc acha que o Enzo é do tipo, que quando a namorada tá carente, ele fica provocando fingindo que vai beijar e esfregando os lábios dele nos dela pra irritar? eu vejo muito ele nesse cenário putífero de quem ama uma provocação

quem dera se eu fosse mineira amg infelizmente sou paulista (plays 🎶 eu prefiro traficar do que ir pra sp eu ando com césio na mão mas pra sp eu nao vou nao eu ando com césio debaixo do braço eu vou pra sp se for um cabaço🤘🏻, jk aqui temos coisas legais)

retornando à ask🤓☝🏼 sim, você está certa aqui, eu acho que atualmente o enzo gosta muito de provocar, de ouvir a pessoa falar... pedir... implorar. não sei, acho que ao mesmo tempo em que ele venera a mulher com crtz faz ela comer na mão dele, e se ela provoca de volta ele faz pior, ele desce o nível (lembrei do meme dele compacto ✋🏻baixou o nivel)

chega suado da academia do prédio, o cabelo bagunçado, sem camisa, só com uma calça moletom adidas que não te ajuda em porra nenhuma porque marca ele todinho, e ai vai ficar desfilando, tomar uma água, deixar escorrer pelo queixo e peitoral... levando o tempo dele, e se você - tolinha - decide dar o primeiro passo ele se sente em êxtase, o show começa. "quer becito? eh? quanto?", "por favor, enzo... só me beija", "ay linda... não sei... acho que nessa vida a gente precisa fazer por merecer"

novamente... um canalha, puto da mais alta patente (e nós compramos e amamos)

#.｡.:*✧#ele é literalmente a personificação da palavra putifero #🤕boink #geniousbh thoughts

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simplyasimpformen · 2 years

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Here it is- Jschlatt(xreader) HC's that I randomly think of at 3 AM

Bro's love language, or his way of showing his love/affection, is definitely through insults.

Bro would complain to chat about you, jokingly ofc

He'd ask you to play games with him on stream.

You would play drunken truck simulator together and get absolutely plastered, making the stupidest fucking jokes and just being chaotic.

Whenever you two ay Mario Kart, a lotta shit goes on in the house, it would be a huge competition between you two.

Neither of you actually win at the end and just end up tying.

Though whenever you win a race or get first he'd accuse you of cheating.

You would joke and tell him that you're gonna leave him for Minx whenever he calls her in her streams.

When Minx came to the States, you and her kept jokingly flirting to mess with Schlatt.

The first time chat found out about you was accidental.

Schlatt was busy streaming, playing Wii or sum', when you walked in and yelled at him for being loud.

"I swear on Jesus H. Christ- if I have to tell you to be quiet one more time I am throwing out all the fucking cereal in this house."

Chat immediately loved the fact that you got him to actually apologize and made him sound apologetic.

He briefly stopped what he was doing and just looked at you before apologizing and sounding like a guilty child who broke their mothers favourite vase.

You then left to do whatever you were before that and he tried being more quiet the rest if the stream as the chat were all losing their shit.

The second time you appeared chat immediately spammed their nickname for you, since they don't know your real name, and because Schlatt refused to tell them what it was.

"SCHLATT WHISPERER"

You once sent a picture of your shared bedroom to his mods for his stream where he judged his viewers rooms.

Man was concerned for a hot minute before he realized it was you.

Chat still don't know what your real name is and all of them just call you "Bob"

"what should we call you?", You read a donation that came through, directed at you, you assumed. Debating on what to be named you finally decided. "Y'all can call me Bob.", You answered in a fake southern accent making Schlatt turn to you with a bewildered look. "Why the fuck would you want them to call you Bob?!"

You and Schlatt spend hours a day laughing at Joe Biden memes.

I can imagine you being almost exactly like Schlatt tbh

You're both obsessed with guns and America(even if you aren't American)

You definitely went on his Love or Host, and he tried voting you out first round, but chat kept you in.

Chat loves you more then Minx(crazy, ik)

Chat go absolutely ape shit when they hear you get mentioned.

If you have a dog, Schlatt would love it no matter what. He would sleep on the couch with the damn dog by his side.

If you have a cat, it's safe to say that Schlatt is gonna be cuddling with it and Jambo while watching YouTube or Netflix with you.

If you have any sort of reptilians, snakes especially, bro would not let that thing in his house.

If you have a bird, Schlatt would have it sit in his head while he facetimes you when you are aren't home.

You're most likely finna be a business person, no matter what.

He'll let you run certain things in his businesses.

You two barely go out on dates and would rather spend time together inside the house.

But when y'all do go outside, it's usually to fancy ass restaurants.

You guys met in New York, in the middle of December, snow all over the place.

How romantic.

But then he fucked it up by calling you a dumbass.

Yet even though he at first made your blood boil, you still found yourself attracted to him.

Be it his dumbass personality or his shitty humour, something just made you love him, and bro ended up falling in love as well.

You have a love-hate relationship with his mutton chops.

Like.. you don't like it, yet you also aren't that bothered by it- like it just fits with him.

He definitely calls you ugly pet names, which are mostly insults.

Like for instance;

Toots

Hill Billy

Schnuckums

Chicken Shit

Rat

Bake Bean

Shorty(if you're short)

Giraffe(if you're tall)

He'd let you play with his hair and braid it or just run your hands through it.

You threaten to shave off his mutton chops when he makes you mad.

There folks, I'm bored, I'm tired, I should've been asleep a few hours ago.

#schlatt #x reader #schlatt x reader #jschlatt #headcanon

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