#asks from lettuce

[lettuce-tv]

does this and lands in your inbox with such grace

a beautiful superjump from a wonderful inkling .....

#talking lettuce #asks from lettuce #hi gmslets we are playing together

[leftistaco]

You understand the Wizard's drinks power

this ask is STUPID I am going to drink the wizards drink now

#talking lettuce #asks from lettuce

[aro-culture-is]

aro culture is getting so fucking tired of people using the fact that there's a queer romance in something as a reason you should watch it. like haven't allos had enough of romance? queer or otherwise? I'm not saying queer representation is bad, of course, I'm just fed up with asking what a book is about and in response all I get is "oh it has queer people in it" cool! what is it about? having queer representation is not the be all end all of media can we please have ONE thing without romance in it. please.

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#electroniccollectiondonut #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod phoenix #yeah... it's like. this is a bad metaphor but it's all i got right now: #i'm vegetarian. it's not uncommon that if an event is hosted 'with food' that every single main dish contains a fair amount of meat #and most of the side dishes too #maybe the salad has chicken. the soup is a meat broth soup. the main course is steak. i literally cannot tell you how often this happens. #and if you're lucky there's like... bread rolls and butter. sometimes there's the Cheap Salad that's just tossed lettuce #and i promise you from experience: if i ask beforehand i am always told there will be something for me to eat #but like. believe it or not 1) that's not filling 2) it's usually the two poorest quality items on the line 3) i prefer salads as SIDES #i see similar stuff on the occasion i'm told there's any sort of 'rep' for aro folks #it's like... okay but the vast majority of the media is still very romance focused and the elements that aren't are usually... hm #not comparably interesting in how they're executed? #or it's like. kids media. which can be good - but i'd like to be allowed to have content that can be both for an adult audience #and NOT romance

[sliceocheese]

Here have a nice crisp sandwich

🥪

also I definitely didn’t use the devil’s lettuce instead of the typical iceberg lettuce, nope no sir

*fudjkin dies*

*weakly* B ᵣ ₒ w ₕ ₐ ₜ ₜ ₕ ₑ ₕ ₒ ₙ ₖ w ₐ ₛ ᵢ ₙ ₜ ₕ ₐ ₜ ₛ ₐ ₙ d w ᵢ c ₕ

#answer da ask #Also yes I did reuse that photo from the wedding post #If you don’t know don’t ask #devils lettuce

[bombusbombus]

Some pretty silly takes coming out of Batman fandom as to what it's like to be raised by a British person. Bruce wouldn't be unable to speak with an American accent—he's been surrounded by American accents his whole life, and he'd probably avoid drawing unwanted attention.

Much more likely he'd tell his friend at school that he had "rocket salad" for lunch and 20 years later it's the only thing that person remembers about him so they STILL tell that not-actually-funny 'story' to everyone at high society parties. At every party. Until Bruce regularly fantasises about hitting them with an actual rocket.

#clark thinks bruce is in love with his childhood friend from the immediate physiological response upon seeing him #bruce is actually about to have a hate aneurysm because Charles is going to tell the fucking arugula story again isn't he #like it's cute to think of Bruce as having an accent #but that stuff is bullied/peer pressured/unconsciously trained out of 99% of kids under the age of 12 #my dad moved young enough that his accent switched to american (& switches back in England) #so I didn't have a parent with a real accent #but I had several other second generation friends (british and otherwise) whose parents had accents #and they didn't have accents either. after being raised their whole lives by people with them. #most kids rely more on their peers and local culture for reference than their adult. consciously or not. #BUT!! so many people are missing out on the other second generation stuff! #I bet he learned his spelling from Alfred #I bet Alfred tried very hard not to use slang but still used regional terms #so 8 year old Bruce would run into the kitchen and ask for a bacon butty #and Alfred would be like. only if it has vegetables in it. I can add lettuce #and then Bruce would make a face because Alfred always adds too much lettuce and not enough butter

[qqueenofhades]

The way that I learned Truss resigned is through that horrible Dean/Castiel "I love you" meme and I CANNOT stress how mad I am that I did not see the celebratory lettuce FIRST.

Look, darlin'. I don't know what to tell you here. You came to the circus (Tumblr) for news on the circus (the British government) and you're mad that the clowns (Destiel memes) delivered you the news about the clowns (once again, the British government)?

Also, for good measure, behold the front page of the not-at-all-enjoying-this-or-anything Daily Star:

#moorishflower #ask #an occupational hazard of being on tumblr in the year of our lettuce overlord 2022 #is that you WILL learn major world news from supernatural memes #and/or lettuce with googly eyes

[smallblueandloud]

feeling weirdly itchy tonight and i don't know why. last time i was weirdly itchy it was a freak allergic reaction but i have taken a zyrtec and i also have No Idea what i would be reacting to since i finished dinner at 7 pm and haven't eaten anything since or touched anything that i haven't touched a million times before.

my best guess is that either i kept my earrings in too long today (i just took them out, for the record) or i'm somehow reacting to the sweater i put on when i got home -- the sweater i've been wearing around my room for like a week. neither of these seem particularly plausible but i literally don't know what else it could be.

#sb and l rambles #food cw #it is not to the magnitude of the freak allergic reaction from last time cause my face is not swelling #(and even in that case i was totally fine) #like don't worry about me. i am taking the steps i can take and will be able to take more steps if i need to #(and i am very doubtful that i will have to) #i'm just like. baffled. wtf is going on #i know i am allergic to a bunch of things but like #come the fuck on for dinner i had potatoes beef sour cream and lettuce. and two chocolate chip cookies #what in the hell are you reacting to body #probably related: my arm is still reacting a little to the allergy shot i got literally on thursday. it is now monday night #what was in the allergy shot you ask? TREE POLLEN #frankly it is a miracle i can walk around outside without dropping dead if this is how my body reacts to a little bit of birch pollen

[ifimayhaveaword]

Tag game!

Characters that are me-coded (thanks for the tag @softanon 🥰)

most of these are from cartoons bc that’s the age when I really projected onto things, and I don’t consume nearly enough age-appropriate media at this point (Also ft. miss honey and, in different ways, all 3 of those bitches from p&p)

Additionally tagging @0celestialbitch0 @ohheyitsokay @saradika @cinewhore @pettyprocrastination @luneloone (sorry if y’all have already done it! I know some of you have already been tagged hehe)

#ask meme #quick what are characters that are Ali coded bc clearly I need help #the characters are: #miss honey from Matilda #sailor moon #Lin from spirited away #lettuce from the shojo manga TMM #Charlotte Lizzie and Jane from p&p

[godsofhumanity]

What was set doing when his wife gave birth? I mean, that couldn't have been a normal day could it?

the real question is: what was nephthys doing when her husband gave birth?

#lmfaoooooooooooo no Set don't eat that lettuce from Horus ur so sexy haha xx #dw i will answer u in a reblog of this ask. #anon #anonymous #asks

[haelem]

once I feel like I’m getting too annoying, I consider being a stoner again. I be forgetting phones work when I’m floating by myself.

#devil’s lettuce #that’s when everyone starts checking on me asking why haven’t they heard from me #but I can’t because it really hinders my productivity

[rotisseries]

RORI UR TAGS ON THE STONER BYLER SNIPPET IM. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 DYING OVER HERE THATS.

WHAT CAN I SAY I JUST HAD A MOMENT OF REALIZATION. THAT WAS THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER READ SOMEONE ACTUALLY DESCRIBE THE JOINT ROLLING. CONCLUSION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE READ PEOPLE GETTING HIGH FROM SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY DONE THAT

#this is of course coming from the perspective of someone who has not partaken in the devil's lettuce #anyway as for my shotgunning comment. I just really like that trope it's a 10 out of 10 I couldn't help myself I had to ask #if people get high they should shotgun too #ask #willelfanpage #hi sara!

[lettuce-tv]

CAN you eat a dinner Anytime?

its possibly.........

take my hand..........

#talking lettuce #asks from lettuce #sky cotl

[leftistaco]

hi

I'm not sure if you're still having issues with moonglow bay but it can sometimes be a little glitch (tho I believe it's worse on console than pc).

You can try reloading the save to the morning (it autosaves every morning) but unfortunately may have to restart if that doesn't help.

Also as a general warning make sure you do the tasks in order and if you enter a cut scene/main quest area don't try to leave it without finishing otherwise it will mess your save up. (I lost two of them this way 😬)

Anyways I hope you are able to play through it and have fun with it!

hi anon! i left your ask in my inbox a while both cuz ive moved blogs (go follow @lettuce-tv if ya havent smile!!) and because id abadoned moonglow bay for a while. i figure out the specific issue but now i am stuck on the second bossfight because i cant figure out the mechanics

#talking lettuce #asks from lettuce #im playing on pc and i was using keyboard #i figured out how to connect a controller to my computer so im trying that out #trying to see if the controls are bad or if im bad at gaming lol #becuz this game is like. HARD. and i dont know if thats cuz i was using keyboard and mouse or just because im not. good at games.

[ajournalingtrex]

“how was your day?”

it’s one of my favorite questions. (it’s also easy to notice that it’s maybe always the first question of the day i ask someone). on both the receiving end and the giving end, i love it.

whether it’s the words of affirmation love language in me and i didn’t realize it until this break or that it’s been almost two weeks since i’ve seen so many of my friends i don’t know,,,, but i really love it when people ask me how my day was??? it makes my heart do a little butterfly flutter

it’s that whole casual intimacy thing that’s the same thing as wishing someone sleeps well. the i care so much about you that i wish for every moment of your day to be pleasant, even your unconscious hours. but it’s the step beyond that??? the curiosity about someone fueled by love?

i care so much for you that i not only wish you well, but i want to know how you spent your hours away from me in as much detail as you’d like to give.

it makes me so happy when people ask; if you know me well, you’re guaranteed to get at least one animated story about the day. it also means i get to hear from the people i love about what stuck out about their day, which makes me really happy to listen to. it paints a vivid picture of someone’s day to day life that’s honestly so valuable to me in knowing someone. loving people in the mundane >>>>>

i live partly for words. reading was maybe my first love, with writing as my second. i love expression, i love all forms of subtle and non-subtle communication. i love vocal inflection and facial expressions, how easily we can give ourselves away to a knowing eye (and it makes me weak in the knees when people describe how they read or perceive me).

and as i’ve grown older and more confident in my identity, i’ve loved talking. there are so many topics that i could go on about for hours—very little exaggeration there. (especially with a back and forth!!!) when i’m talking and it’s very clear to me that someone is listening (via body language, probing questions, and/or building off what you’re saying) it’s such a validating feeling. it fills me to the brim with so much love. it makes my heart soar. some of my most memorable moments with my chosen family are moments where i’ve shared something ridiculously personal and it was met with least the confirmation they were listening (though so much of the time they reach so far above that and it makes me cry).

(probably also why someone remembering something about me sends my brain into a spinning frenzy.)

but one of the most beautiful things about words are the innate desire for a return!!!! letters aren’t sent to be read and then shoved into a back drawer, never to be seen again. no!!!!! communication is a two way street love!!!

i love responses. i LOVE hearing other people talk. other people are so interesting!!!!!! please just talk. what i would give to hear certain people just talk forever. i love listening. (i try hard to be good at listening!! it’s one of the things i'm most conscious about.) i love when other people infodump. i love hearing nuanced opinions and i love personal stories. i love asking questions that people give thoughtful responses to. i love hearing things about other people. i love knowing things and remembering things. elaborate stories and simple anecdotes and personal details and self-proclaimed preferences make me so happy.

tldr; i just love words, i guess. i just wanted to write about words and how i love words and why i love words so deeply. (and it’s my blog damn it. if you got this far you clearly wanted to hear me rant about words).

and i miss people and i try so hard to love people with so much of myself. (and a surefire way to brighten my mood? ask me how my day was.)

#sometimes i’m like there’s no way i’m words of affirmation #then i remember how much i love words and i see #probably common misconception: words of affirmation isn’t just compliments! #or at least it isn’t for me and i can speak (lol) for me #(though compliments do make me cry) #please just let me talk. or talk to me!!!! it makes me feel so full #my boyfriend and i talk for a lot of the day now #he gives me a play by play of what he’s doing (so i do the same) #and uses it as an obvious excuse to talk to me #even though he already knows everything i’ve done with my day #he still asks me how my day is #it hits my heart in a very fond spot #(he is not an outlier) #(which is why the lot of you have heard from me so often over break) #(and one of the reasons i’ve been able to keep my head above water this break) #(thank you for talking to me you dumb fucks) #(please keep talking to me if you can/if you want/if you have the time/energy) #(rank lettuce leaf shapes. send me pictures of dogs. tell me your strategy for cutting hangnails) #(i don’t care) #(except for maybe that last one. i’ll still hear it just not in grotesque detail)

[infinitystation]

been listening to nothing but ultrakill ost and bee and puppycat ost

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA you should listen to deep blue if you haven't it's my favorite <3

#idk much about bee and puppycat but i watched a video reviewing it once :0 #haven't heard any music from it. might have to give it a listen #asks #lettuce-tv

[butwhatifidothis]

As a person on the aro/ace spectrum, I really appreciate your take on Rhea/Claude being deeply platonic and not having to cross into romantic territory for it to mean something it’s nice to see

I'm glad you like it! While them being romantic isn't like, a deal-breaker or anything, I do much prefer them becoming close friends than outright lovers - happy that made you happy! 💞

#ask #anon #exqueuese me princess #not me unintentionally making Claude an honorary Lettuce Fam member lmaoooo #but he vibes so well with them lol he's like one of the few character Byleth feels like a character around #his relationship with Flayn is really cute him trying to get her secrets through the art of nagging and her finding it funny is. funny lol #and his potential with Rhea herself is so big #and ''I could try calling out 'Daddy!' from behind him when he least expects it'' speaks for itself. he'd drive Seteth up the wall lmao #but like. drive up the wall (affectionate) #plus he's the only way the player ever sees Macuil! through his paralogue it's like specifically for discovering a Nabatean #it fits! he fits lol and it's cute