#ask oliveoil

[oliveo-il]

you’re fuckin gay, as in homosexual

Nuh uh.

#omori #omori basil #omori sunflower #omori sunny #ask oliveoil

[extra-v1rgin]

hey oliveoil! Hope you're having a lovely time!

I've got a fem!reader x Kishibe request for you! I made a silly vague post a few days ago about a fic inspired by Fall Out Boy's (shut up cringe is dead) "Heaven's Gate". Tbh Kishibe being any age works just fine for me, as well as either nsfw or sfw! I want to see your take on it, if you feel like it!

Thanks in advance!

first request ever wowee!!

(also for future reference, no not all hc requests will be answered, and yes I will just be doing small hcs/imagines and not full fics)

(ok edit after writing srry this shit is kinda sad)

I imagine this taking place early-mid 80’s considering the punkish vibes we (I) want (and the actual Heaven’s Gate was in the mid 70’s so it’s thematic or whatever). Kishibe is slightly younger, but not middle aged.

(I like to imagine that this is the moment where he just started growing out the gray. Shiny gray roots with black edges.)

As mentioned earlier you’re involved in the punk scene, loud and angry and so not Kishibe’s type. You probably meet him at a bar after or before or in between watching shows and rioting. You’re a bit mouthy, maybe disrespectful (Which Kishibe does like).

At first you probably assume Kishibe is straight laced, even with the piercings and scars he can’t escape looking like a haggard businessman in the suit. He might’ve drawn your attention on purpose, waiting until your leaning in his ear and making fun of how boring he is.

(Later that night he shows you how not boring he is as he fucks you over and over until you can’t even speak.)

Somehow you end up staying. He never makes you breakfast or offers you respect and you don’t do much in return. He fucks you, you fall asleep in his bed, and usually don’t wake until Kishibe has already left for work. If you’re lucky he’ll make enough coffee for two.

And after a month or however long you want to just be fucking him for, you ask for more. You’re not naive, but you are younger than Kishibe and still holding onto the idea of love. If you beg for scraps of his attention he’ll ignore you. If you bug him, desperate for anything more than rough sex, he’ll kick you out for the night. It shouldn’t be a problem because you don’t live together, you can only share his bed a few nights a week. That doesn’t stop you from crying until you can’t see and sulking back to your car.

Finally he tells you why. Kishibe is a piece of shit bastard who is definitely going to hell. You’re the angst filled young adult he picked up in a shady bar. Your idea of rebellion is yelling in the road and chucking beer bottles at buildings. Kishibe is planning government coups.

And it’s not the difference that’s the problem, it’s the fact that Kishibe is definitely going to hell. Even if you were to die (like everyone else he’s ever known) he wouldn’t see you in whatever kind of afterlife exists.

After awhile you understand that, even if Kishibe doesn’t explain it. So you’re satisfied to keep sneaking into his bed every other night and pressing kisses softer than normal against his cheek whenever you stay up longer than him (which is rare).

Kishibe might be confident that he’s going to hell, but right now you’re both on Earth, even if it’s just for the briefest moment.

#no editing sorry #chainsaw man #csm #kishibe #kishibe x reader #peepaw #angst srry #fall out boy #fob #punk girl #gn! reader #punk boy too then lol #slight nsft #heaven’s gate

[elms-art-gallery]

3 and 21 for the ask game :^)

3. What ideas come from when you were little

a bunch of the chinese stuff i do is inspired by the fact that i am chinese and when i was little i was deeply entrenched in my culture, and a lot of the ocs i had when i was young i still use!

21. Art styles nothing like your own but you like anyways

OHHOHOHOHO,,,,,JAPHERS. tey oliveoil. alois. valentine transmono. sarcprod. madoka magica. kill la kill as well. rai raiain. vivinos. missusruin. tenfluenza. and MORE!

#elm rambles

[mezomarketing-for-ketodiet]

ketodiet #keto #isfruitallowedontheketodiet #ketodietforbeginners #oliveoil #ketorecipes #ketofood #olivesonketo

#food #dinner

[werspinna]

Be honest: If you could live in another universe, would you? And in which one?

Send me "be honest..." with a question your muse has been dying to ask mine and they'll answer truthfully.

By the question Wolf tilted her head to the side, laughing in all good humor so wildly that the little gap between her frontteeth was clearly visible: "Yes,let me tell you this nice and honest- It does not matter what I want." She had taken the handspindle and the small boundle of sheepwool out of her beltbag and let the handspindle dance as nimble as a bird dance, spinning a theard. The watch she had been given when joining the spider society was heavy on her wrist, but the spindle still danced, the spindle still spun the theard and Wolf still unbothered let that spindle dance.

"This town, this time and this universe need a protector and I happen to be able to be that protector, so I have to do my duty for those who are not able to protect themself." The handspindle was weighted at its end with a granitestone that shimmered like gold in the light hitting it. Fleck of gold danced around the floor above which the spindle danced. SHe did not manetioned that it was also her blood that was used as a base for most of the monstrums th Alchemist Guild created and then, after beeing able to create it either sell them or throw them away like garbage. It was not only her duty to protect people becuase she could but also because it was her personal responability. A farmer had the skillset to farm and provide the communiyt with food, she had the skillset to fight so she served the community by doing that:

"That does sound a lot of not as nice as it actually is, but Its simple- I have the power to help,so I must.Doesn´t matter what I want or wish for. When you can help, you do not get to hide, otherwise people die. And how could I ever wish to leave this place to live somewhere else, when that would mean leaving people to suffer." with a flick of her wrist the woman let the spindle hop back into her hand and she eyed with a amused lttle giggle the even theard she had just rolled up:

"But you asked me to be honest, so I am honest for I am nice and do not like to lie- when it is early in the morning and I get an hour of sleep after returning to the convent or when I have to rest to heal a injury, I like to-" Wolf smiled, rolling tthe word on her tounge like a candy: "- dream of a place where its warm, where there is no coldness so my scars do not start to hurt and where tomatos grow. I like tomatos. I really like them cooked in a soup, mashed, with herbs or dried with salt or just raw as a snack with cheese and oliveoil, they are really nice. Sadly they will only be intreduced to europa when I will be already rotten clean bones burried in the ground. Thats not really nice. But thats why it is jut a dream and dreams are suppose to be nice and must not be real."

#werspinna #headcanon #thanks for the ak dear <3 #Wolfslov for tomatosis true #you can be her lover or her fmily but you still would be one place behind tomatosoup

[styleubyjoe]

When Mom ask what I want when she is on vacation and I tell her Olive Oil and Balsamic Vinegar from @thenaturalolive ...

In truth they are for both of us, but still...

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[awkwardtodoroki]

Thoughts on Todobaku? Idk

It's not my cup of tea but it's not a bad ship.

#i like the brotp aspect of it and that's about it #*shrugs* #answered asks #oliveoil-mayo #notoroki

[ephemereos]

🐝🍯💒?

Thank you!

🐝- describe your aesthetic in emojis

🖤🧛🏻🦇⛓⚰️

🍯- describe your favorite smell

The smell of slightly burn wood and leaves you get in autumn, mixed with wet earth and mist

💒- which show would you want to live in?

Man I’m not sure. Would love to live in a world like soul eater with people turning into cool ass weapons. I wish Nevada was real *sighs*

#ask #ask game #ginger-and-oliveoil

[hiraethy]

tagged by @twoface <3 ty king omw to expose myself

[answer the questions and then tag nine people you want to know better/catch up with]

Five songs you’ve been listening to on repeat:

the last of the real ones, fall out boy (ANDY THANK YOU 😔💖)

sway, pussycat dolls (the superior version i dont make the rules💅)

no hero, elisa (😭♥️💔)

my name is prince, prince (we stan👑)

helden (heroes german version), david bowie 😔✊

Last movie: ,,,,,,,,the emoji movie. i know dont ask at least we did it as a joke 😜🤑

Currently watching: an italian series abt football legend francesco totti, rpdr, bake off

Currently reading: the earthsea cycle🐉🌊 (3rd book)

Tagging: @mystery-theatre @for-autumn @supcrbt @fuhkboyhamlet @james-fun-in-the-sunderland @a-christmas-spudgy @ginger-and-oliveoil @kikosaito @koolworu and whoever wants to ofc

#answered #ty andy everybody had to know abt the emoji movie #💋 #tagged #tag games

[visitevora]

🇵🇹🇧🇷 O nosso corpo diz-nos constantemente para abrandarmos. E a nossa mente... mais ainda. Mas também nos pede sensações novas, experiências que ficam. Se está no Alentejo (ou quando cá vier), experimente a nossa prova de azeite. A simplicidade do campo faz amigos à mesa. O link está na BIO (Tours e Experiências no Alentejo). 🇬🇧🇺🇸 Our bodies constantly tell us to slow down. And our mind... even more. But it also asks us for new sensations, experiences that remain with us. If you are in the Alentejo right now (or when you come here), try our olive oil tasting. The simplicity of the countryside makes friends at the table. The link is in the BIO (Tours and Experiences in Alentejo) . . . . . . . . #visitevora #Évora #evora #alentejo #visitalentejo #visitportugal #Portugal #discoveringportugal #wu_portugal #portugueseplaces #Portugalsemigual #shooters_pt #amar_alentejo #amar_portugal #portugalagramas #PortugalComEfeitos #TopPortugalPhoto #unlimitedportugal #trip #travel #wonderlustportugal #portugalemfiltros #Super_Portugal #igersportugal #shooters_pt #viagem #viajar #experiencias #azeite #oliveoil https://instagr.am/p/CEL7bk6Am60/

#Instagram #Évora #Alentejo #Portugal

[zerimarclassics]

IT'S THE DE3P CONDITIONING THANG!!! (Read because i ask a question) 👀 People with #curlyhair are said to deep condition their hair once a week. ONCE a week, we are supposed to dig around our kitchen and find olive oil, egg, and honey. Just kidding. No, you don't. Depending on the texture of your hair, where you live, how well your hair absorbs moisture naturally- you actually don't. Even #straighthair people can do deep conditioning to keep their hair long and healthy. Because we all know, just because your hair is straight- doesn't mean it always lands like that. I use @sheamoisture deep treatment to get my hair moisturized and feeling bouncy again. You can add #oliveoil of any kind to give your hair a little more moisture. Leave it for 30 minutes and wash (or rinse) and style as usual. Everyone is different. How do you deep condition your hair and what do you use? Extra points if you use #avocado #deepconditioning #sophiekindagirlythings #curlyhairchronicles #curlyhairlife #moisturizing #hairtype #sheamoisture https://www.instagram.com/p/B8J3m3MlVwS/?igshid=buo04hin5l7c

#curlyhair #straighthair #oliveoil #avocado #deepconditioning #sophiekindagirlythings #curlyhairchronicles #curlyhairlife #moisturizing #hairtype #sheamoisture

[oliveo-il]

I lied about only doing one (none of you win.)

⭐️COMMS OPEN

#omori #omori basil #omori sunny #omori sunflower #omori aubrey #omori photobomb #umbie… #ask oliveoil #pokemon

[belladoliva]

Now let’s eat! Mangia Secrets in the sauce! Dom’s home for the holidays and asked for my Lasagna with a twist! Broke it down in my story-Swipe to see what it is! Mangia! #italian #italianfood #foodie #foodporn #love #food #instagood #instafood #masterchef #evo #oliveoil #princess #domamoredop @belladoliva_by_la_marchesi #nj #newjersey momlife #mom #cooking #familytime #mylife #myson #myworld ciao Bella! (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXw2WXgLpZO/?utm_medium=tumblr

#italian #italianfood #foodie #foodporn #love #food #instagood #instafood #masterchef #evo #oliveoil #princess #domamoredop #nj #newjersey #mom #cooking #familytime #mylife #myson #myworld

[texasangeloil]

Every product line is currently sold out. Thank you to our customers, but also our apologies. Due to the freeze in Texas it will be a little while before our extra-virgin olive oil is available. We are working on our next batch of lemon honey revival body scrub. We ask for your patience and will notify you once orders are ready. #texasangeloil #soldout #all #inventory #oliveoil #bodyscrub #thankyou #bestcustomers #veteranowned #family #texas #forhiskingdom #jesuschrist (at Cypress, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUxYL5VAF6m/?utm_medium=tumblr

#texasangeloil #soldout #all #inventory #oliveoil #bodyscrub #thankyou #bestcustomers #veteranowned #family #texas #forhiskingdom #jesuschrist

[mezomarketing-for-ketodiet]

Are olives allowed on the keto diet?

ketodiet #keto #isfruitallowedontheketodiet #ketodietforbeginners #oliveoil #ketorecipes #ketofood #olivesonketo

#food #cooking

[frankprisinzano]

You ask a lot from a #sandwich I say ask for more Ask for the perfect bite, crunch and tear away from the bread so you don’t end up with a mouthful of dough, or the #meat squirting out as you try desperately to bite through Ask for ripe #tomatoes and crisp real #lettuce to break up and moisten the chew of the #chicken Ask for a perfect freshly breaded pan fried #cutlet that reeks of real #oliveoil and #sage And finally ask for a lathering of real handmade #EVOOmayo #YouDontAskYouDontGet #BrunchAndLunch #Everyday @FrankRestaurant (at Frank Restaurant)

#sandwich #oliveoil #chicken #everyday #youdontaskyoudontget #lettuce #meat #cutlet #sage #evoomayo #brunchandlunch #tomatoes